Original subtitles

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

Ophelia, Ophelia, my dear.

What is it?

I just got a call from Pastor John

on the telly.

And he's been kicked out of another university.

Oh, no.

What are we going to do?

I don't know.

If we don't get him out of the

university and get him graduated, we're going to

need that money and we're not going to

be able to get him a job.

We have to keep him away from those

women is what it is.

How are we going to do that?

I don't know, but I have a feeling

that between the two of us working together,

some way we shall manage.

I hope so.

We've got to spend his money somehow, don't

we?

He's going to give me all that.

Just like that.

He's going to give me all that.

How long is he going to be?

Another half hour.

That's not very long.

I'll put these clothes.

I don't want you to mess up my

suit.

You can do a sexy dance for that.

Do a strip for me.

Do a strip for you.

I'll get you all soapy.

You'll get me all soapy.

Good-looking wench.

Don't call me a wench.

You want to do this?

You didn't move at all.

Very much.

It's ticklish.

I know.

It's all right, darling.

It's all right.

It's really all right.

Yeah.

You've got that truth.

Check it out.

Check it out.

Oh, God.

Give me your stomach.

Give me your stomach.

Oh, God.

Oh, give me your cup.

Oh, give me your cup.

Oh.

I can't.

It's all right.

You can do it.

Oh, God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

This must

be Master John.

Oh, Master

John.

About time you answered the door.

Come on, let's go back to your room.

I know you're tired, sir.

Master John, if you'll come in and lay

down, I'll straighten up your things and put

them away for you.

And I'll have Ophelia come in and tidy

up the room.

You're going to have to do something about

getting kicked out of these universities.

I can't help it.

You keep this household in a complete disarray

here, a complete upheaval.

If you don't get your education, you're never

going to get your inheritance.

I just can't get enough pussy.

Well, if you learn to leave women alone

and get off this sex trip that you're

on...

I'm going to hear enough of that from

the...

Yeah, if I know the attorneys and everything.

But you've got to get your education or

you're never going to get your inheritance.

So you're just going to have to learn

to leave women alone for a while.

I'll go get Ophelia to come in to

straighten up.

Get your clothes out and relax.

Ophelia, darling, we're just going to have to

do something about John and this thing that

he has with sex, dear.

I know.

If we don't, he's not going to finish

university.

And we're going to lose all of that

money.

I know.

He's just mad around here, all this sex.

Something has to come of it.

I hope so.

Can you believe it?

Before the day is over, I think that

we will be able to come up with

some type of solution.

I hope so.

Sure.

It would be pretty nice to...

To look at.

All right, let's go.

Ophelia, where were you when I came home?

I was cleaning the bathroom.

Come in.

You're a brat.

You know that, don't you?

Oh, come on.

When are you going to stop playing with

your dog, huh?

Get out of here.

Ophelia.

I'm James the butler.

Oh, well, I heard John was back in

town.

I have to see him.

Come on in.

You'll have to wait for a moment.

The temple seat is right over here, please.

Sit down.

And for what purpose did he come to

see Master John?

He's my fiancé.

He's your fiancé.

I bet he's so lonely.

I bet he misses me.

Yes, he's been having some problems at school,

and I can see why he would be

one of those problems.

I really can.

Don't you get lonely?

Lonely?

Well, no, I don't get lonely.

Are you sure you don't get lonely?

Yes, I'm sure I don't get lonely.

Just once in a while.

I think I really ought to go see

if I can find Master John.

He's around somewhere.

He's got problems.

Honey, I want to let you talk.

I think you should put it that way.

Why don't you just get right up to

it?

All right?

Oh, Philia.

You suck cock like a champ.

God, you're great.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Great.

Oh, I'm going to have to see if

I can get a raise.

Oh.

Yes.

You know, one of the problems is always

getting kicked out of the university, and I

can see why.

Oh, Philia.

You've got too many clothes on.

It's my turn to work you a little

bit now.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Okay, buddy.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Oh.

Gerry, go down and eat her.

Roger.

Ah, I'm just a little knocked out now.

Okay.

Come on, then, Rudy.

Oh.

Come on.

Oh, good!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Who is it?

It's me, Master John.

What do you want?

It's important that I talk to you, Master

John.

What about?

It seems there's a young lady outside that

says she's your fiancée.

A what?

A young lady by the name of Helen

says she's your fiancée.

Why didn't you tell her it wasn't you?

I did, sir.

She wouldn't believe me.

Come on, Billy Oscar.

You think I'm going to believe you?

Master John will see you now if you'll

come this way, please.

Come in.

Helen, what are you doing here?

Hi, John.

Oh, John, I need you.

I've been so lonely.

I need you, too, Helen.

Have you been lonely?

Did you miss me?

Oh, very much.

Oh, I'm so glad.

Here.

Here, take your shirt off.

Am I good with your head?

No, no.

Take it off fast.

Oh, John.

Good morning.

Good morning.

I thought you were slow.

Well, I just got back from my trip,

and I'm kind of tired.

Have you heard about the university?

Who cares?

One minute dear.

I'm so glad you're back.

I'm glad to be back.

Good to see you again.

Yeah, are you supposed to have a night

to play in the pool?

It's about time you got here.

You should have been here a day ago.

Come on out here.

I'm here.

What do you want, man?

I got a...

What the hell is going on here?

What's wrong with your company?

You were supposed to have been out here

yesterday to pay my bill.

Relax, man.

Just relax.

Over here I have other things that I

had to do.

Okay, when you get to Queens, let me

know if I can cut a check for

you.

All right?

Okay, Pop.

It'll be okay.

Just call me back in five.

We'll get to business.

Everything's all right, huh?

All right.

Yes, ma'am.

Can't you see John?

Yeah.

All righty.

Would you have a seat over here, please,

ma'am?

Sure.

Okay.

Ask him if he's coming.

You have a seat right here.

Sit down right here, all right?

Sit there and I'll go find Mom.

All right?

All right.

What do you want?

Mr. John, I need to talk to you

for a moment.

Okay.

Thank you.

Mr. John, there's another lady here.

Her name is Darlene.

And she says she's your fiancée, too.

Oh, God.

I called her from school.

Well, where's she at?

I have her out by the pool right

now, sir.

Well, keep her at the stall.

Give her a drink or something.

Give her a drink or something.

Come back from the pool, darling.

Hey, who are you?

I'm Pete.

Pete's Brooklyn.

Who are you?

I'm Darlene.

Why don't you come over and keep me

company?

This might talk me into it, if you

talk this way.

What you up to, huh?

Come on.

You'll be all right.

Like you out here.

Hey, you're a new addition, aren't you?

I didn't see you last week.

Darlene, huh?

Pete.

I'd better take a bath.

Pete the pool cleaner.

Excuse me, baby.

Get up for a second, huh?

Get up for just a second.

Come on.

I've got to finish my job.

You understand how it is, don't you?

You already did, though.

Bath.

John's not here, but who are you?

Who are you?

I'm John's fiancée.

John's fiancée?

Oh, my name's Darlene.

What's your name?

I am.

It's John, too.

I don't believe it.

That's not true.

I don't believe it.

I believe it.

I believe it.

Hey, I don't think that's pleasant for you

doing that.

Do you mind if I give it a

try?

No.

Well, in that case, now you're one of

us, huh?

I'm proud of you, all right.

Oh, my God.

Wait a minute.

Hold it.

I can see why you want to buy

a TV, dear.

I can see why you want a TV.

You're not fit for that.

Boy, just what the fuck's going on in

there?

What are you doing in here?

Come in and take a leak, ma'am.

What are you doing in here?

Well, why don't you forget about a leak,

and then you take care of us?

Yeah.

Sure, come on.

Take your pants off.

Huh?

Well, I doubt you'd talk me into that.

Well?

That's cool.

That's nice.

Mind you took a bath last Saturday, you

know.

Oh.

Yeah, but...

Wow.

Ow!

I don't know what's going on around this

household anymore, but I do hope one thing.

I hope this cures Master John of his

promiscuity so that he will start back to

school and make, uh, finish his education so

that we can, uh, get our hands on

the...

Loot?

You said it.

You've done so much today, you felt like

a drop dead.

I hope.

I hope so, too.

That would really be nice.

Oh, boy.

What's going on here?

How about him?

Enjoying the party?

Looks like the party's joining us.

Yeah.

What's up with the mic?

Oh, my goodness.

It's a good time to take a shower.

Hey, who is this cat I keep hearing

about?

John, man.

I mean, you know, I'm having a righteous

good time with two nice-looking chicks in

the shower.

And all they talk about is John.

John.

Now, who the fuck is John, man?

Our dear John's, uh, heir to quite the

big system of money.

Now, unless he graduates from college by the

time he's 25, he will not get sent.

He'll be out of a job.

Our dear John will be out of all

his money.

For now, I anticipate that one year left

will have a problem.

Sex.

And we're trying to get him as much

as he can eat.

Like a stick of it.

So I'll go back to the dinner and

graduate him.

Looks like enough flesh here to take care

of it.

Got three dynamite-looking whippings.

As soon as he comes in, I think

we will take care of him.

Just as soon as he comes in.

Think about money.

Think about all that nice riding.

Here we go.

All righty.

Get down.

I'll watch him.

What the fuck is going on?

What the fuck is going on here?

Come here.

We're having a little party.

Care to join us?

Come here, playboy.

Come here.

Come on, attack.

I don't know what's up, but I like

it.

Yeah, you got caught.

By all of us.

Okay, boy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Cut.

Cut.

Cut.

I'm finished with him.

Who's next?

Hey, Dad.

Come here.

No, wait.

I've had too much to eat.

You guys are crazy.

What do you think I am, stinker sperm?

Come on.

Do you want to go back to school?

I bet we don't have any more problems

with him now.

I'll tell you what.

I'm going back to the university.

I'm going to get my degree.

Just so I can show every one of

you bastards that I can do it.

Later.

Later.