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I'm so glad I met you.

Yeah, same.

Yeah, I hate everything else about this stupid college.

Really? Yes, really.

The classes are hard.

Everyone else is stupid.

Oh, well, yeah.

Yeah, but I don't regret it because I have you. Yeah, we got to meet each

other. Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm so grateful for you.

Same.

Yeah, it's been really cool, you know, doing what we're doing.

Yeah? Yeah.

Does that mean we're official?

Yeah, we're official.

Really? Yeah.

Yeah, so, yeah. Well, maybe we should study, you know? Like, you're behind on

classes, you know? Yeah,

you're right, actually.

I have a big exam coming up. I didn't even think about that.

Yeah, I mean... Let's study. We should put a pause on the, you know, boyfriend

-girlfriend stuff.

You're silly.

Yeah. Here, study with me.

Yeah, yeah, I'll study with you.

So I think the professor said chapter five?

Oh, yeah, chapter five. Yeah, that's a good one.

Okay. You read it already?

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Yeah, I read it a long time ago.

I haven't read it yet. Maybe you can help me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, here we go.

Okay.

What?

I didn't know this. Look, right here.

Oh, yeah, that's a well-known thing.

I guess I missed it.

Are you kidding me? We have to read all these pages?

Yeah, you gotta read all of that.

Get to work, babe. Grace, I'm so glad I found you. I caught my boyfriend

cheating on me.

Like, I literally just caught him right now. I'm pretty sure he wants to break

up. Why would he do that?

Like, actually, why would he do that? We've been together for so long.

Like, literally so long.

I told him that I loved him. He told me he loved me. I know. Oh, my gosh.

Okay.

Hi!

I've seen you walking around campus.

What's your name?

Hey, I'm Robbie. Robbie, I'm Angie.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. I think you might be in a couple of my classes. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. I think we're reading this book.

Have you actually read it?

Yeah, I've read it like 20 times.

Well, maybe you could teach me?

Uh-huh, yeah.

So, whoa, that's actually a really big book.

Yeah, it's pretty big. It's like 500-some pages.

Oh, my God. Sorry.

Oh, my God. So you've actually read the book? Uh-huh, yeah. I haven't even read

it at all. Oh, okay.

What part are you on?

Chapter five.

Wow. Yeah, right here.

God, that looks really long.

Yeah.

So was that girl like your girlfriend?

Her? Yeah.

That's not your girlfriend, right?

No, no.

I'm tutoring her.

Oh, good.

She doesn't know how to read, so I'm, you know, I'm volunteering.

Wow. Yeah.

Is her friend okay?

I don't know.

It sounded like she was getting cheated on. Maybe.

Oh, Billy.

big deal getting cheated on. It's so tough.

Yeah.

I couldn't imagine.

So, yeah.

So you want me to tutor you too? I would love that.

Okay. I think it could be a lot of fun. Yeah. One-on-one time.

One-on-one time. Yeah, with each other. Nobody to bother us.

Sorry. Do you mind?

I don't mind.

Yeah?

This is so good.

God, I love college.

Me too.

Yes.

Another thing, huh? So nice, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my gosh.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, look at just like that.

Uh-huh.

God, you're making them so hard.

It feels so hard.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Motorboat those titties.

Just like that.

That's chapter five, yeah. Oh. It's really... Yeah, the professor talked

about this, but I don't even remember.

Oh, yeah.

I'm so glad we're in the same class.

Yeah, me too. It's going to be so much fun.

Uh-huh.

I think you were lying.

Maybe because I made you...

We're learning.

Oh, my God.

I fucking love Tudor. You like being Tudor? I fucking love it. Yeah, that's

what I thought.

What's the next chapter?

It's chapter six.

I'm so ready for it. Yeah, that's my favorite chapter.

Me too.

with you. Chapter 7?

Yeah, please.

Oh my god, that was incredible.

You stupid fucking asshole! No!

I wasn't cheating, I was tutoring!

I was tutoring!

Is that what it looks like? I hate you!

Hey!

What the hell, man?

I'm a damn good tutor, too.

A tutor everyone!