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The philosophy of the harem.

In the film, Linda Sheim, Cassie,

Simona

Diamond,

Virginis. Valentina Velasquez.

Emily Dole.

Katalin.

Betty Sainz.

Sandra Parker in the role of Sultan Zendze Ragge.

Director George Nani.

What the hell? Watch your teeth.

Can't you really just suck me a nose job?

Is there anyone here who can give me some pleasure and make me smile?

Can't you see? And I'm bored and I need attention.

What is this noise?

Excuse me, Your Majesty, but we've found an uninvited guest in your...

It's true.

Who is it? And what has he done there?

I think we have caught the thief. Take him and kill him. Take your dirty hands

off me.

You're breaking the laws of the Geneva Convention.

What? Who is this? Who is talking?

Is this a joke or something else? You think I'm joking?

I demand a lawyer and a trial of my peers.

Bring the bag over here.

What are

you

talking

about? I'm telling

you, half of your treasures are fake.

The precious stones are made of glass, like the ring on your finger with the

red stone. It's just not real.

It's impossible.

I had a pastor, though, who gave it to me.

And it sure has a nice sparkle.

That's exactly it.

That's not all the gold that glitters. My master was a gynecologist.

One day, at his consultation, a beautiful lady came.

Oh, doctor, doctor, I'm in so much trouble.

This is so awkward.

I don't even know how to say this.

Interesting.

I'm not sure.

Please, doctor.

I have the highest confidence in you. Please, doctor.

Okay.

Let's see what I can do.

Please take off your clothes and get into the exemption chair.

Thank you, doctor.

So, she undresses and gets into the exemption chair. Blah, blah, blah, blah,

blah. I don't know what this has to do with my fake stones.

Wait. Just let me finish.

As you wish.

But if I don't like your story, you're going to die a tortuous death.

Now, where was I?

Oh, yes.

The man in the medical gown tries to do everything to make the woman happy.

First he uses his fingers, then his tongue, but now he uses his tongue.

Is there anything?

No.

Okay, I'll start something again.

What's that?

Do you feel something?

No.

Still nothing.

I think we have to figure something

else.

Can you feel it now?

Nothing.

You feel anything?

Man, something's not working.

We have to find something else.

So, let's do this.

Man, I need your help.

Can you help me?

Okay.

Just like that.

Do you feel now? Do you feel better?

Yes.

Just like that.

Just like that.

And you have to lick like this.

Okay, thanks for the help, ma'am.

You have to make some noise. You have to enjoy it.

Do you feel anything?

No? Are you sure?

Okay, let's try something new.

I heard there's something wrong.

Maybe.

Do you feel something?

That's better.

What do you feel?

Are you feeling better?

Well, better?

I'm sure you should feel better.

I think you feel better.

I feel better.

I hear it.

Well, what do you say? How was it, doctor?

I don't want to offend you, but I didn't feel anything except your sweaty body on

top of me. Listen, girl, I tried everything.

What can I advise?

You need to wait for the doctor.

Because I'm just here to paint the office.

That was cool. I think I understand what you mean.

This story tells us that everything is not what we think it is.

Something like that. By the way, I didn't mean to offend you, although it

might seem that way.

In any case, I'm always polite and I practice etiquette.

Anyway, when I go in, I say, hello.

Not like that husband who came home unexpectedly.

Why? What happened to him?

The husband went on a business trip, and the wife decided to call a couple of her

friends. Well, they were all men, of course.

Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Okay.

I love you

Oh.

oh my

god

oh oh

Huh? Huh?

um um

I know exactly what's going to happen. He's taking his sword and getting rid of

all the men.

Well, not really.

He doesn't know what to do. All he can say is this.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hey, you don't even say hello to me.

It's a good one too.

But don't you think you've already forgiven and saved yourself?

You've just won time.

Your punishment is yet to come. You'll be

sorry a thousand times for that you have ever entered my treasury.

Are these numbers, are they really annoying you?

It's not enough for one time.

I don't want it to be like that young man who wanted to know the exact number.

Why? What is this story?

Well, after the wedding, he came to the hotel with his beautiful wife, where

they were supposed to spend the wedding night together.

He brought his wife across the threshold and carefully put a bed on a bed covered

with petals.

Oh.

um um

Oh.

uh uh

you

No.

so um

Mm-hmm.

oh my god

uh uh

Tell me, darling, with which men did you sleep before me?

So, she didn't answer?

No, but the man waited patiently for half an hour before he asked.

Darling, is everything all right?

Are you angry with me?

Of course, but I'm still counting.

Tell me, cutie,

are you fucking with me for a million dollars?

Wait a second.

For a million dollars?

Yes. And for twenty?

Just what do you think I am?

Well, who do we know?

Now we're just talking about your price.

I would like a very large cucumber there.

I'll take a medium-sized one.

I don't care.

It's for a salad.

My wife was my right hand.

Now my wife is my right hand.

Damn it.

Excuse me, lady, but this is the area where I have the last sperm.

Are you very sure I came to the right place?

They don't do anything.

But now they say you don't have panties on you.

What? I really don't have panties on me.

Shit. They're in a hurry for an hour again.

What the hell was that?

Don't worry, Your Majesty. I just demonstrated my high sense of humor.

That's enough.

Oh, you're going to take him.

Are you sure you're not regretting your hasty decision, like that Joe, who once

came to the brothel?

Why? What happened to him?

He was attacked, in the most direct sense of the word.

So one day, our Joe was walking around the Red Light District in search of

entertainment.

He saw a sign on one of the doors, Spanish style, for 10 bucks, Spanish

style.

This aroused his interest.

Spanish style.

Spanish style.

Good.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh.

Oh.

Mom!

Hmm.

Oh, look at me.

Yeah.

oh oh

I don't get it. Why was this Spanish style? Our friend had the same question.

So tell me, why was this Spanish style?

You laugh at me.

You abuse me. You entertain me. I'm glad to serve you.

You are a very clever woman.

You know exactly that you won't be killed until you finish your story.

Well, yes. I never thought that it could happen.

Now that you have made me laugh again, that's something for you to do.

It's a challenge.

Tell me a story where a husband...

He changes his wife at the same time with two other women at the same time.

But the wife hits him in the head.

Your wish is my command.

So one day, the wife goes to visit her mother. And while she's away, her

husband invites two beautiful women to their house.

They start to pet each other, and then all fuck-bites happen near the pool.

Thank you.

Oh, wow.

Mmm.

I love

you.

Oh.

I love you.

Thank you.

um um

um oh

Please, don't do that, honey.

Don't worry.

You'll be the next.

That was great.

Because you set me up, I pronounce you now my court chester. Thank

you for your honor, Your Majesty.

And while I'm feeling so good, it's time to have some fun.

Girls.

Go here and take care of me.

Oh.

oh oh

Thank you.

oh

Oh.