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to

so

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yes mr cam now

why don't you answer me

what is it mr kim

mr kavanaugh

so

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hey

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me

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ladies and gentlemen eleven seconds left

in the game peter christina has

committed his fourth foul the score is

grover 71 d with 70.

right thanks mania get your head out of

your ass well yeah we're gonna blow this

game

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hey look look it was bothering you we'll

talk about later just give me 11 seconds

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what a four game of basketball peter

maniac zaniak in the final seconds and d

week will go on to the tac tournament

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what's the matter

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talk about what

well once again the final score dewitt

72 rover 71 so until next tuesday

night's championship game at 7 50. this

is charlie kaiser the voice of seaweed

basketball and don't forget to be with

me again tomorrow night for this annual

wdbx scavenger hunt a friar

how about a cheer bar for all of boys

that's what we love about you prior

your sense of enthusiasm you like it

better if i ran around and made an

[ __ ] myself in a bear suit you know

that's an idea for you trying

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amen

briar's going to take over my bear suit

lay off benson i haven't enough your

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i told you it's nothing

god i wish you believed that because it

was nothing

hey she's just a girl

yeah it's easy for you to see you think

i've never been dumped before not that

i've noticed no

well i have plenty of times i just don't

go around telling everybody what am i

supposed to do

i couldn't think of nothing else out

there tonight

damn you've got to pull yourself

together man

sure but what if pryor finds out so

he'll find out

i know i know

i guess i'll have to break it too

amazing i don't really want to hurt him

then why

i just couldn't help myself

vincent is just too much

he kept it up forever it hurts when i

sit down

he's your cousin second cousin

down to action let's bring on the main

attraction

oh my little super stood

they're gonna leave some of the

chickadees for the rest of the low lives

if you asked politely yes oh

i mean it's been teddy for two years

don't you even get curious about how it

is with somebody else

all that teddy

does

teddy knows my limit

he knows just how much i'll put up with

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great game guys i didn't want to coach

at notre dame anyway

what the hell i'll send my wife down

here she'll do a better job of looking

at a guy

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now hey enjoy yourself tonight it was a

great win but don't wear yourselves out

helping the sorority ladies with the

scavenger hunt

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hey hold it by the way eleven o'clock

sharp practice tomorrow no baloney be

there okay

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all right

practice now that is depressing

hey what did he mean about helping the

sorority girls out i mean we can if we

want can we

sometimes you know that

you're really a nerd

seven o'clock

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oh

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the momentum turned on the hardwood

floor of the legendary duo college

campus tonight when the incomparable

maniac grizzly back and legendary

quintessential theodore ratliff

turned up the motors and snatched

victory from the shoes of the face

and meanwhile i was i was confused

because what i don't know anything about

basketball you don't know nothing but i

kept going damn y'all

hey

damn to be he who cries out first

lay off macduff

oh hagan are you taking an english drama

course oh

marta hurry has learned our secrets

uh-huh

flies are open to you

and your parents thought they're wasting

money sending you guys to college

so uh you guys plan on coming to the big

party tonight

we never miss a party zoe hagen are you

kidding besides the scavenger hunt and

the performance on the hardwoods tonight

fellas

it will be the event of the weekend oh

indeed it's the event you're dressing up

you know i'm glad you asked that

question because i am going as beaver

cleaver

dancer he's gonna cleave the beaver

thing he's disgusting disgusting

major league revulsion major league

beaver beaver at six o'clock ah parked

beaver barney barney barney horny oh

good job

the lions and tigers

lions and tigers

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where the hell have you been

i got the whole grave dug

by myself

yeah yeah yeah

let's plant this nut cavanaugh split

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the guy who killed that college security

guard's daughter

just hung himself in the asylum

his sister is the one who's paying us to

bury

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here have a drink okay

come on

let's get this job finished

okay

get out of here

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oh

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wow wow wow what a ball game so old

charlie you would like to dedicate the

start of 56 hours of solid old gold

music to the bears for they are solid

gold

yes sir solid gold and away we go whoa

whoa

barney variant

hey hey hey look at look at look at i

know i'm beautiful but you've got to

control yourself woman you did it kid

you won the game oh geez i'm so proud of

you

uh

hey so what does the hero want to eat

huh well let's take a look

all right

four double cheeseburgers two fries two

rings two maximum cokes one stupendous

root beer one small chocolate shake and

a jelly doughnut

now for the main course what are you

gonna have for dessert huh a stomach

pump

what's with all this food oh now barney

i'm a growing boy oh yeah what are you

growing huh a twin hey you think the

world's ready for another rat

i don't think the world is ready for

this rattler

where is your partner in crime maniacs

all right he's back at the table with

lynn

hey maniac

come on get out of here get out of here

i'll call you when it's ready

that's that claim it is and now for all

you good people getting ready for your

big scavenger hunt here's the love and

spoonful with do you believe in magic i

said

do you believe in magic

come on

i can tell when something's bothering me

okay there's something bob

you're bothered

what have i done

you can't think of anything you don't

know

well then i guess there must be nothing

wrong

you know mike sometimes you can get very

weird and you're getting worse lately

you don't understand

that's okay i'm used to being

misunderstood

i can tell when something's bugging you

all right what about benson i don't know

what you're talking about come on don't

[ __ ] me you know what i'm talking

about

hey hey we've got company oh

you know you're gonna drive barney crazy

oh that's not a drive it's a putt

besides she loves it i'll tell y'all one

thing she's a hell of a lot better than

that old witch we had last year damn oh

you mean mrs gates no no no he means mrs

bates uh the woman in psycho remember

no

hey mania come on shovel in your mrs

bates impression oh come on

catch okay

mrs bates mrs bates norman's calling you

you guys strange no

no we're not we're just typical victims

of a society called blizzard

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hey hey

thank you hey what's the damage your

money's not good here this one's on mac

mac the couple yeah

that's funny i always figured he didn't

like students very much

well

yeah let's do it

hey hey hey all you jimmy dean types

come on out because tonight's the night

for you old beatniks bobby soxers and

flower children remember the big golden

oldies party at the gamma house i said i

thought gamma house

yeah

park it's the sheriff of nottingham in

the fair made marion all right hit me

cowboy okay

hey watch it

come on sit down ladies

little jack daniel's never hurt anybody

come on come on

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don't get my costume wet

are you guys ready to go to the party

about in a quarter of an hour this is

the party little darling come on

you guys want to sit around here and

play i'll call a babysitter

hey can she be topless

i'll see you later come on have another

drink one more

a little more a little more

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what a pig

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watch out for the boogeyman

any boogeyman would make a better day

than you honey

oh i took some oh that was real

intelligent every party has it

that's why we invited lynn party boober

where

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yeah it was me

what

uh you dropped this

oh

oh thank you

uh

i didn't mean to scare you i'm really

sorry

um

i'd really like to go in with you to the

party

i

didn't bring a girl

oh sure

you know you really scared me

you know girls shouldn't be out at night

alone

i begin to find that out

let's go

oh

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alive

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oh

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uh

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you

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he is the result of one of my bad six

experiments

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named sheila

i walked up and said

can i feel you

he said with a stink titty get me a

drink

and i said i don't think so i'll see you

can i go get your drink

teddy you can get me more than a drink

oh i'm gonna see if they have to be

honduran oh please do bye bye

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like i really love to watch you make a

pass

like basketball

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excuse me

leslie

leslie

um

can i talk to you a second

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i thought we were gonna talk

just a little smash

well i never could compete with jack

daniels basketball and teddy ratliff

sorry pete

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tell these little mucus membranes about

dickie cavanaugh

why don't you meet dicky kavanagh

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in many ways he's a lot like you boys

young

semi-illiterate

he was in america

then one night they took old dickie out

into the woods

vicky came back

his mind just kind of stayed out there

they had to take him up to the looney

bin old weston hill

he's been there ever since just

screaming and hollering all night long

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think about it fellas

come on hagin let's go drink some women

oh drink women

bye

fellas

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bye

do you hear that do you think it's true

it's a bunch of [ __ ] oh you know

my brother went here six years ago and

they tried to dump the same stuff on him

oh yeah really he said

he said this guy dicky cavanaugh did

flip out yeah

but it had nothing to do with the bear

ritual

he got hung up on on some cheerleader

and then he killed her

when she dumped them for some other guy

oh [ __ ]

he did it right in the middle of the

scavenger hunt

come here

see that girl there yeah patty mcfay

she was mac's daughter who

mr mcvay he's head of campus security

that's always poking his nose around oh

yeah yeah

i'm gonna check out the action yeah good

luck catch you later

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you want some cherry lip balm

wow go like that

got just second you got something right

ralph are you okay

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i wish i'd had my camera with me i would

have taken a polaroid sticker right up

on the wall who is it i like it i like

it i've been waiting for

benson

god close me up

cool your jets

hey excuse me teddy

listen can i ask you a question sure kid

what is it well we were just wondering

if you could tell us anything about uh

dickie cavanaugh

nikki kavanagh he murdered that girl a

long time ago and got put away for it at

least that's the way i heard it she

dumped him or something hey look it

didn't have anything to do with the bear

in hell we did it no kid just relax

i think he was crazy anyway

excuse me huh got some business to take

care of

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excuse me hey nice party huh oh lots of

people

i'm uh teddy ratliff

captain of the basketball team hi

i'm don sorensen

and i couldn't care less

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score one for you

sorry but um don't you feel it in the

air huh

it's destiny

we're meant to me

um

i don't think so

if you don't believe me

you're gonna ask him

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who's him that's my boyfriend

his name is bud remington well i'm sure

you've heard of his family

oh yeah

the new york remingtons uh they own

company after company and uh from the

looks of him one of them must be a

distillery

cheap shot score one even

you got it okay

come on your turn jock pits

cockpits opens for one shirt

oh god dancing you skunk you're wearing

a bra

and i thought you were liberated well

i'd never get across campus for that

well what if we lose everything

what do we do next oh god

oh no why don't we lose everything

myself

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i don't want to make foolishness

what are you going to tell them

tonight

i want to break it tonight

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just don't be easy with me

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so um what are you and little iggy doing

tomorrow night iggy tomorrow night we're

gonna be listening for them clues

tomorrow night

that's just great because i'm gonna be

in one of my club meetings oh i was

wondering if you might be able to assist

me the two of you

you come here with me

you get it on with him

you don't even talk to me

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please don't stop now

listen to me

i'm not gonna let that creep take you

away from me

you got that

really in prior you don't own me

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we'll see

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little [ __ ]

you just take what you can get

all of you nothing but a bunch of [ __ ]

i won't forget this

he always wants

i think you should look behind your

shoulder

come on lover boy man

have you met my cousin

dawn uh dawn sorensen

come on correct my cousin's doing songs

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don't get pregnant

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till tomorrow or should i say later

today this is old charlie carson

wrapping it up now all you good people

catch some sleep for the hunt tonight

be mellow

be happy

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doesn't seem to be a shadow in the city

all around people looking half dead

walking on the sidewalk

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i'm sorry

but i think

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you know you almost broke my neck with

that damn leash tonight try harder next

time

meet my cousin what crap

my head's killing me already

oh give me a break

how come you act like such an ass when

you're drunk basically i'm a very anal

person you see it all stems from

childhood repression right that gives

you a reason to screw around

no

i'd do that to uh keep you on your tones

hey

i think you're really jealous

insulted

i mean if you're gonna do something like

that don't do it right in front of me

okay

come on you know it doesn't mean

anything to me yeah well it made me look

like a fool

especially in front of someone like dawn

sorenson

what do you mean

i have feelings too okay

come on

look i was a little drunk and i felt

sorry for you know being with that creep

bird remington you're gonna feel sorry

for someone feel sorry for mike pryor i

mean why should i guys nuts

hey that speech tonight you're all a

bunch of [ __ ] i mean that only proved

it

hey

i think i heard something outside right

oh god i feel so much better you are a

gross man smell that baby that's a

winner what do i see in you hey who else

could give you odorama

hey

i think i hear something right there

please not again

no no

really really just

what do you think it is

i don't know

probably just a raccoon or something

don't go out there

hey

think a raccoon can defeat your great

wrath

no way

anyway

you don't want him

to stick that garbage

all over your front

lawn

because then everyone will find out

about us

i'll be right back you better be

be careful

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what the hell are you

i missed you

yeah you missed me i was i almost got a

heart attack out of here

oh okay okay

sounds nothing no raccoon okay let's go

back let's go back in definitely

right away

he almost screwed the hell out of me i'm

sorry

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so

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hello

you're mike pryor aren't you

right well i hear you caused quite a

stir last night

well i really don't think it's any of

your business

anything or anybody that caused a

commotion around this campus is my

business

it's all

[ __ ] what's the matter with you

where do you come off talking like that

huh

why don't you just go hand out parking

tickets and leave me alone stick to

something you know about something i

know about

listen

my daughter was about your age

then she met a guy like you

now she's dead

well i'm sorry that doesn't

change the way i feel or anything else

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[Laughter]

oh yeah you know fast very fast

do you remember two years ago when one

of the hidden things was coach

campbell's jock strike

and sally morris got caught in his house

trying to find

do you think she was lying when she said

he wanted her to put it on

i don't know but if that dirty old man

said that to me i don't know what's left

of his sex life real quick

speaking of sex what's teddy doing

tonight

oh no say something about going to the

hunt with maniac

he's been giving me problems lately he

doesn't deserve you lynn you're too nice

he just takes advantage of it huh such

are the ways of men some men

if i were you i'd keep an eye on him

hey you teddy's all right he just needs

a little time to grow up

listen lin there's only one part of

teddy ratliff that's going to grow and

we all know what part that is

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hey

what's with mania huh uh

leslie dumped on him

and now she's taken up with the

president of delta phi

you know it's not enough that the school

tries to scare you everybody else has to

screw around with everybody else

watch out hey you gotta turn into a

cynic

maybe

sometimes i think glenn's the only loyal

person left i know i know and i see it

all the time

you know girls jumping from one bed to

another bed you know they drive guys

crazy

evelyn is a really nice girl

now there's not too many of them around

anymore

god for that

see you later

out of here

see uh mac how do you want to handle

security on the scavenger hunt no

problem go ahead and take the night off

i'll prowl campus myself it'll be quiet

okay see you monday thanks

this is wdbx the scavenger hunt station

on an old gold weekend now for some more

music

here comes tommy james and the

chandelles with some hanky pankies

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look back inside your box

what are you doing in there hey how long

are you going to be studying for that

biology test i can't believe you

remembered

well till about 12 30. good time i'll

see you later

you're crazy you know you're never going

to get in the dorm

hey i got in here didn't i

i've got to go i'll see you later wait

what are you doing

um

okay stop the walls from moving buckle

your seat belts and here we go we've

hidden 36 items on campus and i'll give

y'all six clues an hour until six

o'clock at 6 30 our representative for

meat sorority and fraternity has to be

at the station with all the items

they've collected the team with the most

items is the winner and gets a

your choice with a friend of your choice

or any stranger you may pick up the

runners up will get a

motorcycle with a special rack on the

back to carry three cases of shaffer for

the weekend courtesy of phil's body shop

where they take the dents out of your

heap without it costing you arpaio

a 50 pound sack of return from new age

grocery

a certificate good for new heels and

soles for a pair of fry boots from jc

a complete set of works of khalil gabran

from canvas books

10 pounds of nails from friendly

hardware

three

station

so get ready and let's get going here's

clue number one i help keep your gums

strong and i'm hiding in a place a

vegetable might be tried did you get

that one i'm good for your gums and i'm

hiding in a place

it's a little nub it's

just a little knot i got more you want

some more should we do two let's do two

okay now wait two three okay a place for

a vegetable bite to try

get try

try nicole

yeah

what man no

no it's too difficult

is

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who's been messing with my lists not me

man i haven't seen him i don't know

maybe i spilled something from my soda

you know i think you're the only noodle

on campus who'd even know what a squad

court is

i'm sticking with the dining halls i'm

gonna check them out

all right

you go down to the dining hall and i'm

going down to the gym

all right okay me back here be back here

20 minutes

20 minutes

captain request to synchronize watches

okay

i don't have a watch

i think we're sunk before we start

okay let's go all right can you count to

20. just count very slowly then come

back here i'll see you later that's 20

seconds that's 20 minutes

count slow oh okay bye

all night charlie kaiser

jimmy i just came to your apartment to

look at an x-rated cassette not star in

one

kaiser could you repeat the first clue

i was busy and missed part of it

sorry about rebecca we can't repeat

clues you should have a base station

listening

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i bet you're in there

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where are you hiding

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oh

where are you

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i know you're in there

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wow

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good for your gums oh yeah

vegetable quarters

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[ __ ]

pay that price

you are

hey it's 12 12 here in westfield and

time for clue number two

here goes i'm object number two and i

keep your errors in place where

everything comes clean you can see my

face

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i don't

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my boyfriend

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i'd rather be in bed personally you

would

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all right

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hey we got it

what this gotta be in a baby carriage

well you know keep your hairs in place

h-e-i-r-s

and they've got one yeah

there's no fresh air in here anyway

okay

get out of here all right all right come

on come on let's get right

in out

wdbx kaiser

wdbx what can i do you for

dickie is out

and jamie is number one

nice talking to you

chinese

shiny

hi lin

listen is uh janie at the house no i

thought she was with you she was but

then we split up to search it she told

me she'd meet me in 10 minutes and she

never showed

well are you in the right place maybe

she's looking for you

maybe

listen if you see her tell her meet me

at the house at 1 30 okay

bye

jamie

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shiny

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janie are you in there

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janey

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i didn't want to have to do it

i didn't want to have to break

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and i knew

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again

no i didn't want to have to be

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will you please hand me a towel

uh you don't have to get dressed in my

account

you uh take a lot for granted

you know if i were to scream

you'd be in a lot of trouble

uh you wouldn't do that

i'm hardly worth the screen

what do you think you're doing here

well i didn't want to stand you up on

our first date

oh our first date

i almost forgot

so how's our baseball hero tonight

basketball

and who said i was a hero

as i recall

you did

at the party

oh

well we gonna spend the rest of the

evening in the bathroom

no

it's a really nice place you have here

thank you

um

may i uh

offer you a drink

sure

but may i offer you some wine

uh sure

yeah

wine's great for those

special occasions

to a wonderful evening

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now that remains to be seen doesn't it

listen up i've had a couple of calls

complaining the clues are too hard sorry

but it wouldn't be any fun if the clues

are easy

remember a new clue coming up soon and

in the meantime let's warm up this place

with summer in the city by the lovin

spoonful

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wdbx kaiser here

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all right keep tight search with all

your might who knows what you'll cite

it's now time for clue number eight and

here it is i'm on a beach and i'm a

groovy king find the right fork and you

can make me sing

is there a beach around here anywhere

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i can't think of any

the only place i can think of is

swanson's pond if you call that place of

beach

um i don't think that's what he had in

mind i don't know then i'll check it out

anyway oh and i'll check out the lodge

one there too

security mcbay yeah hi this is charlie

kaiser over at wdvx yeah

this may be nothing but i'm getting some

really strange calls here at the station

tonight what do you mean strange

well somebody's been calling up and

saying some pretty off-the-wall things

man or woman

that's part of it i can't tell is it

some kind of joke you know what it means

no idea it's probably nothing but you

know there's something really creepy

about it

you did right to call if you uh figure

out what it means or if you get any more

calls like that get me here quick

think something's wrong oh i'm sure it's

just some crank you seem to bring him

out kaiser no insult man none taken mac

i know my following

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benson

i underestimated you

could this be love

well if you want me you'll have to come

and get me

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you must be getting hungry now vincent

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i'm waiting for you benson

oh come on vince and i know you're

faster than that

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dawn

you're the most beautiful girl i've ever

seen

i just hope that you like me a little

bit that's all

i like you a lot

you wouldn't be here

security mcbait

patty mcvay wasn't a nice girl

now patty mcsay is dead

who the hell is this

dicky kavanagh dicky cavanaugh you

bastard you're locked away

am i mcfay

am i

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western hill sanitarium mcvay dewitt

campus security get me jack quinn fast

i don't know if he's here we'll find out

dammit

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come on

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i hear the ghost of james darrow i'm

knocking off cows there

oh if my dad could see me now

right there you see right there

i don't know can you make out what it is

now it's too high

i wish i hadn't dumped maniac we could

use it right now oh come on trish i

don't want to talk about pete it still

hurts

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okay come on let's go shrimp i'll give

you a boost why me i always have to do

this dough because you're wearing

sneakers and i'm wearing boots you just

had a manicure shut up get up there

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what is it

a record

carol king tapestry album

hey this has got to be it sure

a groovy king on a beach a beach tree

all right

did you hear that

no i didn't hear anything leslie i swear

i heard trish come on there's nobody

here come on down let's get the next

clue

all right got it come on let's see what

kind of today yeah we're on a roll now

so here's clue 14. i keep things hot i

keep things cold i'm hiding where a bat

might be bold

that's it

keep things hot keep things cold hiding

where bat might be bold that's clever

for a bet my people

at a baseball game

and baseball field no isn't that too

easy yeah i guess so

oh god you don't think it's

the kind of bet that flies do you that's

what i was thinking

where would you find a bold bat

i got it in a belfry you know bats and a

bell free

well that's terrific trish but there's

no belfry around here can you think of

anything else in the chapel i mean

there's not a belfry but there is an

attic that's pretty close you think

that's it

god i don't know

all right i'll tell you what i'll go

check the chapel you check the baseball

fields and i'll meet you back here in

half an hour all right take the album

make it half an hour it's getting scary

out here will you relax i'll see you

later bye

what the hell is wrong with you guys

over there you running some kind of a

country club

the trouble is quinn that one of your

precious nuts-o's dickie cavanaugh to be

exact just called me on the telephone

don't you lock your people up at night

you said dicky kavanagh are you sure

sure i'm sure if you can't keep that

bastard under lock and key i'll come

over there and do it myself hold on mack

dicky cavanaugh checked out of here two

days ago

couldn't have been him

what do you mean checked out how

mac

dicky cavanaugh killed himself he hung

himself in his cell

hung himself

you sure

are you kidding i cut him down myself

are you sure he's dead christ i hope so

his sister picked up the body to bury it

two days ago i turned it over to her

he was sure dead then

yeah

well i'm sorry uh for bothering you must

have got the name wrong

back to sleep

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no nothing i'll sort this out myself

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where a bat might be bold

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hey benson are you nuts you scared me

half to death

hello wrestling

we're gonna have a good time tonight

come on benson a joke's a joke

don't be afraid leslie

hey benson

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benson

hey uh

what the hell time is it

um

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three

oh jesus i've gotta get out of here

you have another appointment

no but i have to go

i gather this means you're not staying

for breakfast

never eat it

besides

i really don't think would be a good

idea for either of us

i've really had a terrific time

it was wonderful i mean

yeah i mean you mean you had a terrific

time

but now gilt is setting them and you

want to get out of here

you're right

don't worry about it teddy

it's okay

i'd really like to

see it again

i mean we could be friends

no for this

i mean your land

my back

it's not gonna work

don't worry about it

you know you're

you're really some girl

some woman is the way i put it

now get it here go on come on

get out of here okay champ

hey and lock the door behind you would

you all right

gee

hey benson

where's sheila

what's the matter she dumped you for

somebody else already

wdbx all night charlie kaiser

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the twins are together again

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wow

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ah

lynn i can't understand

lin stay right where you are

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wdx kaiser charlie this is mack

hey mac troubles just listen

i want you to get on right now and

announce that the scavenger hunt is over

over what's happening i'll explain later

just get on now and tell everyone to go

inside and get back to their rooms try

not to panic anyone but get them back to

their rooms

but max now charlie do it now

sorry folks but the scavenger hunt is

over

please go back to your rooms

please everyone go back to your rooms

this is insanity detective greenspan

nothing like this ever happened here

before i think if we just remain calm

and keep everybody in hand we'll get to

the bottom of this

meanwhile those reporters will have to

be told something god the publicity all

the trustees say can't be helped dean

kemper why don't you issue some kind of

statement about a continuing

investigation tell them you'll have a

press conference as soon as you get some

news would you handle that mecca i just

can't deal with this all right now yes

sir let's get away from you

leslie was senator peterson's daughter

right yes everybody knows that how to

make sure but look do you think the

murder had anything to do with his

political affiliation no that's

ridiculous i don't want to talk to you

anymore

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wow

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yeah yeah listen get a couple more guys

up here for uh crowd control huh it's

completely out of control here yeah put

them on

what

hey i just found another one down by the

pond

same as the other i'm afraid so

oh christ what a mess

we're gonna have to restrict everyone to

campus what about the parents they're

calling they want to take their children

home no one leaves you'll never be able

to quarantine this whole place everybody

knows what's going on there's too much

movement the campus is too spread out

look just uh question the people that

you feel are important let the rest of

them go if they want to okay i'll buy

that

we'll uh need a couple of rooms for

questioning you can use my office at the

administration building then

back uh

to see what you can do down there yes

sir i'll talk to you later i'll see you

later this way gentlemen

max told us it was you who had

discovered leslie peterson's body

i heard a clue

that i thought i knew the answer to

and so i asked

my girlfriend claudia to cover for me

and so i went to the chapel

when i got to the top of the stair

i mean

there she was

is there anything else that you could

think of

something you might have seen or

something you've heard

i i saw benson in his costume before i

walked into the chapel

who's benson what costume

michael benson

he's um he's our team mascot

our mask got to bear so he was wearing a

bear costume

what kind of guy is this michael benson

he's a nice guy

no he wouldn't do anything like this

you're probably right but we will have

to question him anyway

do you know where he lives

uh he lives in laurel hall i don't know

the room number but uh

i guess you could look it up in the

campus director

thank you ms connis

you may go

thank you

i hope you find this lunatic soon

we will

you be careful

thank you i will

uh charlie this is mac

yeah

uh

just a couple of questions uh and i want

to keep this between you and me

uh

those calls the strange ones that you

got last night the voice i told you mac

i couldn't tell anything about it it was

a really strange sound sort of a whisper

i know i know but uh

can you remember anything special about

the whisper anything

besides being weird nothing

but i've got a delay tape if you want to

hear for yourself

you're telling me you got the whole

thing on tape

you always use the late tape on the

request line

charlie

will you get those tapes to me right

away

sure thing mac

where were you last night i don't know i

was out we already know that so tell us

who are you with

all right i went downtown

and i picked up one of those women on

chapel street

and i took her to the midtown motel what

name did you register under

john cleary

do you have a girlfriend

nope

why are you lying we know leslie

peterson was your girlfriend

leslie peterson dropped me

is that what bothered you that she left

you

sure it bothered me

wouldn't it bother you

i know what y'all are thinking

you're thinking that she quit on me and

i killed her

jesus christ i'm not crazy

you said mike pryor and sheila robinson

had an argument at the party

yeah yeah she she hauled off and hit him

do you have any idea what this was over

well um i think sheila and benson were

fooling around and pryor found out about

it

you see i overheard something trier said

he said um

that creep's not going to take you away

from me

and then sheila said to him

you don't own me

and he grabbed her

ripped her dress

that's when she hit him

and

then he just started hollering at the

top of his lungs

he called all the girls [ __ ]

and

he just stormed out and why do you think

this has anything to do with uh benson

well i'll tell you because right after

that benson went over to sheila

and

sheila put his arms around him

and uh benson started

smooching her

oh well trisha saw it too you know lots

of people thought

and uh

oh earlier at the party you want to know

uh i overheard something benson said he

said uh

well when are you going to tell him what

are you going to tell him talking about

prior and sheila said

i want to break it to him easy

but um what's all this got to do with

the murders anyway

oh my god i hope you don't think prior

had anything to do with this

you were dating her weren't you

dating her

i was in love with her we went out

together for over two years

and then she dumped me for some ass

what was his name

what difference doesn't make what his

name is now but it does matter what was

his name benson michael benson why'd she

break up with him i don't know

come on you went out with her for over

two years and you don't know why she

dumped you no i don't know

i guess i wasn't good enough for

you guys don't think i had anything to

do with this do you

hello

yeah thanks tom

brian

wait outside

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we have something to eat

all i got is pink butter

no jelly

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if you eat it

you'll never get your mouth open again

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can't we get anything else unless we go

out

we can't do that

you uh want to fool around

but i'm listening to this

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i really don't feel like

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what'd you do that for did you feel like

it last night

what

i said

did you feel like it last night

what are you talking about i'm talking

about last night you feel like fooling

around then

no i didn't i was studying

that's all you were doing

what are you trying to say

i'm not trying to say anything just

asking a question

what's the matter bud i wanna know who

you were with last night

i wasn't with anybody

i'm not my god you're hurting me you are

lying

somebody saw teddy ratliff leaving your

room at three in the morning i asked

around i know it's true it's not true

it's a lie

what's the truth

the truth is that i love you

i am not lying

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get out of the room

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yeah joe

yeah

thank you

so i said they found michael benson

stabbed to death in this room

let's get prior back in

number one

three

the twins are together again

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uh

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hey

you have to eat something

i just don't feel like it

i can't stop thinking about this

and who would want to hurt them

who could be doing this

look uh

maybe it'd be better if i

took you home

look just just until the police find out

something no i want to stay here with

you teddy please

honey i just want to stay here with you

okay

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oh

please please daddy i am

where are you i'm at the student union

be over the second is she alone where's

bud oh god i don't know what's happening

just calm down and stay right there i'll

be right over here

i won't be here when i want to go right

now i don't want to be here i don't want

to be here done what the hell hell's

going on

if you want her

come and get her the hell is this

where's dawn

done

what what's happening okay uh

you call mac

lock the door behind me don't let

anybody in except maniac okay no i'm not

with you no now you just stay here

there's been enough [ __ ] going on as it

is

dick and i

had lunch at the union

again

i'm getting uh

tired of just seeing dickie i'm going to

date other people

her boyfriend richard cavanaugh was

brought to police headquarters for

questioning

he was accompanied by his twin sister

twin

accompanied by his twin sister

sister

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god

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please mac answer please god

done

done

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uh

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i

oh

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lady kavanagh

i'm not

katie

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and they're all bad

that's why i had to kill them

that's why i had to kill your patty

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i thought it was good

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but she wasn't

she was bad like the rest of them

you know i killed her

katie

dick is dead

you have to accept that

he hung himself

he's gone

forever

i'm mac

what are you talking about

he's not dead

i just

brought him home two days ago from the

hospital myself

katie

dicky is dead

didn't i ticky

did not

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hmm

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so

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so

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do

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so

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do

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you