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(Even the Student Council Has Its Holes!)

(Episode 6: Messed Up)

Thank you so much for helping out

with the British-style Tea Ceremony Club's outdoor tea gathering today!

No, thank you for the delicious tea!

An outdoor tea gathering in autumn really is

(Blowing) An outdoor tea gathering in autumn really is

(Blowing)

lovely.

(Blowing)

The trees, all decked out in autumn colors.

(Blowing)

(Blowing...)

The crisp, clear autumn sky.

And best of all...

(Blowing...)

The tea cools down so quickly.

(Today's Pattern) The tea cools down so quickly.

It sure does.

Maybe we should just have iced tea?

Um...

Sorry to interrupt your conversation, but

where is the restroom?

The toilet, you mean.

With the autumn chill starting to set in,

enjoying a nice warm toilet seat in a public restroom

is one of the joys of an outdoor tea ceremony!

I'm sure everyone will get hooked on it!

You find such elegance in a place like this?

An open-air bath?

Oh! Ah... thanks.

(Public Restroom)

This restroom is so clean!

If only the restrooms at our school were this nice.

(So cold) If only the restrooms at our school were this nice.

Maybe I'll bring this up at the next general meeting.

What's wrong with this lock?

Huh?

Did I lock this?

It won't open...

President?

Is that you, Arisu?!

Thank goodness! Can you help me?

I think the lock's broken.

Um!

Well...

What's wrong, Arisu?

I'm out of toilet paper.

The Tea Ceremony Club...

I'm really hooked now.

(Running water)

(Running water)

(Running water) Koma? Is that you?

Sorry. You might've heard everything just now.

(Running water) Once you're out...

I can't. (Running water)

(Running water) The bidet is broken.

(Running water)

(Jolt, Running water, Tingling...) I can't believe all three of us...

(Jolt, Running water, Tingling...) What are we supposed to do now?

(Jolt, Running water, Tingling...)

Sorry.

I can't take this anymore...

Oh, right! Try pressing some of the other buttons!

Maybe we can override it with another setting!

(UGH...)

(UGH...) Massage Wash!

(UGH...)

I'm sorry!

Koma! Toilet paper!

Throw some toilet paper over here!

(Kotobuki, Koma, Terui, Broken, Repair) If I could move, I could save you two!

(Kotobuki, Koma, Terui, Broken, Repair) Got it!

(Kotobuki, Koma, Terui, Broken, Repair) Here goes.

(Image)

(Rolling)

Oh, no...

That's it! Let's call the boys outside.

Get someone from the Tea Ceremony Club over here!

Hold on!

What's wrong?

It's just... well...

This is so embarrassing.

Is this really the time to worry about that?

In the end, they decided to have Kotobuki climb out through the window.

That's pretty high.

Should I go feetfirst?

Sorry, I'm so useless.

It's okay.

You're usually the one who takes care of everything.

Let me be the one to shine for once.

(Squish)

Oh, no! I'm stuck!

My chest...

President, is something wrong?

Eek! It's nothing!

This is bad! Hurry!

If someone sees me like this...

President?

I...

I just wanted some fresh air.

Anyway...

I'll go get someone from the Tea Ceremony Club.

(Heave-ho!) One, two! One, two!

One, two! One, two!

Hey!

Five minutes later, everyone was rescued safe and sound.

Are you all right?

Do you need more?

No, I really don't need any more.

(Kotobuki Restaurant)

I can't stop thinking about that restroom.

I can't concentrate on studying!

Exams are coming up. What am I even thinking about?

And...

What was that 'I just wanted some fresh air' excuse?

No, more importantly, what I'm worried about is...

Mizunoe might've seen my panties.

And they're kind of mature-looking.

Did he see them or not?

I think I kept my legs together.

So I should be fine, right?

But from that angle...

(Wrong)

Maybe I should test it out.

That way, I can focus on studying.

What's my big sister up to now, Big Brother?

It's probably got something to do with Ume again.

I don't wanna know.

That's probably about right.

Going by Mizunoe's height and the distance.

This should be the right angle.

If I take the picture from here, it'll be perfect.

And I need the same skirt and the same pair of panties.

The conditions have to match.

(Taking this way too seriously) Taking this way too seriously.

Okay!

Let's take the picture.

This is so embarrassing.

All right, got it!

I hope he didn't see anything.

(Thump)

(Thump) I couldn't see anything...

I couldn't see anything...

(I hate this) - [I hate this!]

But that wasn't what I expected.

No, no, no! Let's try again.

I'll change the setup and record a video this time.

I think my skirt was lifted a little.

And my legs were spread a bit farther apart.

Then I started moving around, trying to get free...

(Thump)

(Thump) H-How does it look?

Uh...

(I'm such a perv) I'm

(I'm such a perv) such a perv.

What?

What is this?

This is ridiculous!

I was hanging out the window

with my butt exposed like this.

Like something out of an adult video!?

(Grunt...)

(Grunt...) I can't get away or even move

in such a vulnerable position.

(Grunt...) Just like this...

(Grunt...) My butt...

(Grunt...)

(Grunt...)

I'm... I'm so screwed.

(Wiggle)

(Wiggle) Studying was the last thing on her mind.

(Wiggle)

Sis, what are you doing in there?

You were making a lot of noise!

The Comedic Panty-Shot Specialist:

- Kuroe Honma of the Swimming Club. - [Our club budget's going up again!]

(Student Council Room)

(Student Council Room) The experiment was a failure!

Run...

That's so cute!

Good afternoon.

(Biology Club President, Wani Janome) Hello. I'm Janome from the Biology Club.

(Tosei Academy Student Council)

I'd like to ask you something.

- You know that beehive by the back gate? - Who is she? What does she want?

Yeah.

The one everyone's been talking about lately?

I heard some students have been hurt too. That's scary.

Right, that's the one.

(Nuzzle) The teachers are even discussing whether to call in pest control.

That's why I want to save them.

Those poor creatures who are destined to be slaughtered.

- Save the bees? - Ow!

(Courtyard)

(Courtyard) Is that the one...?

There are so many of them flying around!

How did they let the hive get this big?

(This Is Life) That's the result of our club's activities.

You're just making things worse.

Every life deserves to be protected.

Gross.

Is she some kind of dangerous person?

Yes.

So, what do we do now?

What do we do...?

What should we do?

I haven't actually looked up what we're supposed to do.

Just let them return to nature and leave them be.

I see.

So, is there any way to avoid getting stung?

Can't you just talk to them calmly?

Good luck!

What's with this guy?

We have no choice. Let's observe them first.

But before that...

(Grab) What's wrong, Terui?

That hurts!

Could it be happening again...?

Yeah.

I do generally like insects,

but the ones that fly and sting

aren't exactly my strong suit.

Your strong suit?

There's a whole swarm of them!

Yeah.

This is too risky. Let's call pest control after all.

So cute!

Take that!

(Swarm!)

(Swarm!) Whoa!

This is no time to be saying "Whoa"!

Idiot! What are you doing?

Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

You...

The bees are going berserk!

What do we do?

Like vengeful spirits!

(Its legs grow out of the middle of its body.) What are we supposed to do?

Michinoku, got any ideas?

Oh!

(Puff) Bzzzz... [If you anger the bees...]

You've already been stung!

When did that happen?

(Incompetent, Injured, Panic) This situation is hopeless.

Guess I have no choice. It's my turn to step in.

I'll take them down in no time!

No way!

Bees can fly, you know!

Even Tan would be at a disadvantage.

Why all this talk about the war?

It'll be fine!

I mean, bees wouldn't sting me, right?

What kind of logic is that?

- Then at least... - Someone they can communicate with?

(Silence...)

That should do it.

Not bad, considering what we had to work with.

This isn't gonna work.

It's a little tacky, but it looks pretty good!

Though it's not very breathable.

What's so good about it?

Are your eyes made of honeycomb or something?

(Whoosh) All right, let's charge!

(Whoosh) Wait a second.

Wait a second.

Got it! Catch!

Awesome!

You're seriously amazing!

Nice work! How about joining the Biology Club?

It's nothing.

Then we take this to the vacant lot...

(RUMBLE)

(RUMBLE) Tan's nipple!

Tan's nipple!

Ow!

(RUMBLE) Ow!

(RUMBLE) Tan's nipple got stung!

Ow!

- Somebody help me! - Tan, calm down!

Bees, calm down!

We're not your enemies!

We're here to save you from the devil!

(RUMBLE)

(Corpses Everywhere)

(Corpses Everywhere) Sorry we're late!

(Corpses Everywhere) What happened?

The bees were safely removed the following day.

Chomp~

I'll gobble you up.

Just kidding.

Could Janome be into me...?

The End.

(Faculty Office)

(Faculty Office) And that's that.

That concludes this week's activity report.

All right, good work, everyone.

Come to think of it...

Our school sure is full of weirdos.

The Light Music Club, the Robotics Club,

and you guys, too.

That's true.

You guys?

Anyway, we're heading home.

Okay.

It's my little brother calling.

Is that a phone call?

Mizunoe, hold on a second.

Are you free tonight?

(Episode 6: Ume and the Teacher)

(STOP)

So that's what this is about?

What else would it be?

Vegetables and fish given to us by the parents.

Why am I the one carrying them?

Don't you have a boyfriend?

What? Are you volunteering?

No, Mizunoe! We're teacher and student!

You're such a pain.

I'm beat.

Good work today.

Well, I'm heading home.

Come on in.

No, I told you...

You want me to deal with all this by myself?

You know I'm not much of a cook.

You should be more considerate, you virgin.

Come on in. Don't be shy.

This woman really...

She's been teasing me since forever.

Toying with my innocent heart.

You saw that?

Sharp eyes for a middle school boy, huh?

I can't believe she invited me over to her place.

I have no idea what she's planning.

But I'm not falling for her tricks again.

What are you doing? Get in here!

Stop taking your clothes off!

Cooking Begins.

All right, let's get started.

Okay.

You're pretty good at this.

I cook every day, after all.

You've already started drinking?

Why was this in the fridge?

What a poetic way to dodge responsibility.

You do realize there's a student here, right?

I'll handle the seasoning, then.

I hear alcohol makes meat more tender.

(Glug) I hear alcohol makes meat more tender.

(Glug) Cut it out, idiot!

Go sit over there and drink quietly!

Sorry, sorry!

Sensei seems awfully wound up.

Hey, Mizunoe.

How are things going in the Student Council?

I've been having a great time, thanks to you.

Oh, really? Really?

So, do you like everyone in the Student Council?

I guess you could say that.

It's been a few months now.

I'm grateful to them.

And I like them, too.

Are you into Michinoku? Like, sexually?

- I heard a rumor you two were... mating. - You're bringing that up again?

I shouldn't have bothered giving you a serious answer!

Sorry. I wasn't trying to tease you.

I'm just glad you all get along.

I like Michinoku, too.

President,

Kotobuki, Terui, and Tan, too. I like them all.

And you, too, while I'm at it.

So I'm just an afterthought?

Because...

You've been so kind to me, even though I used to be so awkward.

You've really grown up.

You, sitting in the corner of the classroom reading One Hundred Years of Solitude.

Don't bring that up!

Well, let's eat!

Yeah.

Huh?

Did I put out too many plates?

You didn't notice?

Hey, dinner's ready!

(Wiggle)

Huh? Ume?

Why?

What are you doing here?

Michinoku, that's my bra.

Phew! I thought it had fallen down.

That would've been embarrassing.

How am I supposed to react to that?

That's the situation.

I'm basically acting as Michinoku's guardian.

What do you mean, 'that's the situation'?

I only just found out.

We live in separate apartments right next door to each other,

so it's not like I'm doing all that much.

Yeah.

I just cook for her and do her laundry.

(Nom Nom) That's all there is to it.

(Nom Nom) Is she some kind of stray cat?

By the way, what about her parents?

That was a long time ago... They...

Stop. You don't have to say any more.

I think I just asked something I shouldn't have.

Sorry.

You're pretty empathetic.

They died.

It's been a long time, so it's okay.

You didn't have to say it out loud, though.

We just take it easy and live together like this.

I see.

It's been over half a year, hasn't it?

Michinoku.

You used to be a lot gloomier, didn't you?

Did I?

Now you're so much more cheerful.

Really?

That's thanks to the Student Council.

No, actually, it's thanks to you, Mizunoe.

Why are you bringing me into this?

You're the only one Michinoku is this close to.

Is that so?

That's right.

She's always worrying about what other people think.

(Student Council Room)

(Student Council Room) Two hours passed without disturbing them,

(Student Council Room) since they seemed so busy.

(Student Council Room)

It took her quite a while to get used to the Student Council.

(Student Council Room)

I see.

Generally speaking,

sitting on your lap without asking is pretty weird, isn't it?

Yeah, that's true.

By the way,

Have you been getting a little too close to me?

Not at all.

I mean right now.

And you smell strongly of alcohol.

Well, if you're going to put it that way...

What?

(Thud)

(Thud) She's asleep.

That was delicious!

Glad you enjoyed it.

Ume, are you heading home?

Yeah, I should get going.

The teacher has fallen asleep, too.

I'll walk you out, then.

By the way...

how come you took such a liking to me?

Sorry. That was rude of me to ask.

Well, about that...

It's a secret.

Why?

Hey.

Seriously? Just 'hey'?

I just wanted to try saying it.

I saw it in a book.

Well, I guess that's true.

That's enough for me.

Thanks.

Sure.

Ow!

- President! - Ow!

Hey, Mizunoe?

What are you doing here?

Sorry, I bumped into you.

There was some raw saury on the teacher's desk.

So I brought it over.

Anyway,

what are you doing here?

- That's because... - Mizunoe!

Put a blanket over me before you go!

Kotobuki, what's wrong?

Did you come to join in?

Ume was so good.

Join in? So good?

No, that's not it!

It's not what you think, President!

After that, they all joined in to their hearts' content.

(Aha!)

(Aha!) I feel like I missed something important.

(Aha!) What are you talking about?

Delicious!

Told you!

Yeah.

Why are you looking so pleased with yourselves?

Good morning!

Let's eat!

(Munch)

The next stop is Wakaba Daiichi Junior High School-mae.

Passengers getting off here.

(Math Final Exam, Komaro Michinoku)

Wasn't this test really hard?

It sure was.

I did terribly. I got a 50.

How about you, Misa?

I got an 86.

(You're Working Hard!) I got an 86.

Whoa, that's amazing!

Right? Even the teacher said I did great.

See? You can do it when you put your mind to it.

Lucky you! That's awesome.

- Wanna go to karaoke? - Club activities are such a drag.

Michinoku.

Good morning!

We should head to the Student Council Room.

Okay!

How'd you do on the test?

I got 100!

Seriously?!

I wish I could do as well as you.

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