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I see you got the party started.

Yeah Without me?

No, we gotta start it for you.

So, where is my husband?

He's out back fucking with the barbecue.

He's been out there all day. He's having issues with the gas.

Yeah, that sounds like my husband.

I really like your shirt.

Oh, this one?

Yeah, very patriotic.

Yeah, you know, you make blue look really good.

Thanks.

You guys look great too.

So, how have you been? It's been forever.

Yeah, you know, I've been alright.

I mean, well, me and Julia broke up.

No.

Yeah.

What happened?

Um, you know, she was becoming very distant and she was always busy with

work.

I guess I just wasn't really getting much from it anymore.

You know, to be honest.

I think she realizes that we're broken up. Seriously?

Yeah. Wow. Well, you deserve much more. You know, a woman that'll take care of

all your needs.

Every single one of them.

Yeah, well, we can't all be as lucky to have a wife as amazing as you.

Don't forget smoking hot.

You always look fantastic.

Oh, thank you.

So sweet.

Just like you said, any guy would be lucky to have her.

Well, maybe you guys can have me.

Both of you.

Huh?

Not that I'm complaining, but...

But that's what makes it fun.

Come on, don't be shy.

I'm gonna feel how patriotic I am too.

Yeah, we should definitely take this to the bedroom.

Okay.

Remember boys, no kissing and no sex.

That's for my husband.

Right? Okay.

Now,

there's two of you and only one of me.

Think you can share?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah?

Hmm.

Ha ha ha.

Let me take my pants off.

Freaked out we're gonna keep it down

Hey guys, I'm gonna head out to the store. I need to get some more propane,

but I'll be back in a little while, all right?

Okay.

You guys know what this means?

What?

That we don't have to be quiet.

and taking turns with me

Mm.

My tits. My face.

Almost explode all over me.

Please. I want it. I want it. Please come for me.

Please come for me.

I don't want it so bad.

Please do it. Please come for me.

Yes.

That was strong.

We should go get cleaned up before he gets back.

I guess so. That's a good idea.