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What are you doing here?

Uh, Jennifer and I are supposed to study today.

Oh. She's not home.

Seriously? Yeah, seriously.

Okay. I'll come in and wait.

Just so you know, I have no idea where she is or when she's coming back.

Well, I just figured she'd be here.

I mean, we confirmed yesterday.

That was yesterday. She probably forgot.

That's so unlike her.

Is it, though?

I feel like that's exactly like her.

Whatever. I'll just wait for her.

Okay.

You could keep me company, you know.

Seriously?

Sit down.

So, I was just thinking we could get to know each other a little more.

You know, I'm Jennifer's best friend and all.

She totally blew you off today.

I'm sure it was just a misunderstanding.

So anyways, why'd you move back home?

Um, well, I was living with my girlfriend, and it didn't work out, so

now I'm back here.

Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.

I mean, not really.

Huh? I just think you deserve someone who appreciates you.

You know, all of you.

Thanks.

I'm going to play some video games.

I can think of something a little more fun to pass the time, Nate.

More fun than Call of Duty?

How about Call of Booty?

You knew Jennifer wasn't going to be here, didn't you?

Yes, I did.

Alex?

Okay.

Oh my God.

You're not going to tell Jennifer, right?

No.

I'll never tell her.

I'm looking at you

Thank you.

Oh, suck my balls, buddy.

No, no, no.

Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

I'm fucking wanted so bad.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

up and down it like this.

Fucking naked, fucking naked.

Fuck.

You keep looking at your face like that's what you want?

Oh my god.

Oh my god, he has to give me every fucking drop.