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Hey, that's a pretty little ass you got there.

Ooh, pretty titties, too.

We'll begin with this hovel.

Guards, take this woman away.

Order to King John.

Come on, you. Out you come. Come on.

Come on, move.

Any objections?

So much the better for you, peasant.

You wouldn't want to make me nervous, would you?

Now, don't go doing anything foolish.

That clear?

Or say anything silly. I got eyes and ears everywhere.

Here's a bit of advice.

You feel horny, take a wank. Yes, sir, sir.

I've warned you, bacon face.

Don't forget my advice, you bladder-faced Saxon shit.

Halt.

Now I'll look after her. Your job is finished.

Back to your quarters.

um um

Try to be a good little girl.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. I like it. Oh, yes.

Ah.

You're cock hungry, aren't you?

That's right, you sexy Saxon chicks that eat it. All nine inches of it.

Yeah, like, yeah.

Like that.

Swallow it. Yeah.

That's great.

Oh yeah.

Are you ready for this?

Yeah, come on.

My big dog's getting that pretty little slash of you.

You ever felt a dick like that before?

Yes, yes. Come on, take it.

Come on, put it in.

You like that, huh?

Yes, I love it.

Oh, you Saxon whore.

Do you like it? Tell me you like it.

Oh, yes, like it.

Oh.

Yes, yes, yes.

It's all right.

I'm gonna put that kidney cudgel up my little asshole.

Go on, do it then.

Yes, yes, right in.

I like it. I love it.

Beautiful.

Oh, my God. I'm so in there. Oh, you like fucking me, don't you? Oh, I love

fucking you.

Oh,

come on. Let's sit down so you can sit on my love lads.

Hold him still.

That's it.

Ooh, lovely.

Oh, it goes all the way out me.

It's knocking my bonnet off.

I love it when you squeeze my ass like that.

Yes,

yes, up and down.

You like that?

All the way in.

Yes, all the way in.

That's right.

Oh, that's wonderful.

I love it this way. Oh, baby.

You are wonderful.

Yes, right in.

Suck me.

I want to cum all over you.

Wait.

Wait.

Come on. Grab a hold of it and get to work.

That's it. Suck hard.

Oh, yeah. Hard like that.

Here it comes.

Oh, yeah. Catch it. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm coming. Oh, I'm coming. Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh,

that was wonderful.

Yeah. Suck it, babe.

Suck it.

Oh, yeah. Suck it hard.

Go on.

Yeah, go on.

I made you

come to, didn't I, you Saxon bitch?

These are the best of the women, Your Majesty. I've had them locked into

chastity belts. Do you want to check them out?

Huh? Oh, by all means, Sheriff. Check them out, check them out.

Pretty pullets.

Pretty bullets, everyone.

Unlock them, unlock them.

Certainly a majesty at once.

Rowena, sire.

Gold belt for...

Freshness and keenness. Bravo, Rovina.

Teresa, sire. The real lady who keeps her pinky up. I'd rather she kept my

pecker up.

Why do you doff your turban, Sheriff?

In homage to Rebecca's beautiful boobs, Your Majesty.

Why no belt, Sheriff?

Luck must strike, sire.

Ah, write it down.

Come

uh

Do you like my royal prick?

Yes, that's right. Suck it.

Okay.

Yes,

lick me.

And suck me.

Suck me.

That's enough, Rebecca.

Get up.

Teresa, it's your turn.

Oh, yes, please.

Really wonderful riding a royal weapon ain't it Rowena?

Shit I'm a good fuck ain't I?

Tickle my button, your majesty.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

It's a white royal roger, your majesty.

Heavenly. Do you like my cock?

Heavenly.

Oh, yes, your majesty.

I love it.

You're making your king come and write royally, woman.

My king is making me come.

Go on,

you Saxon whore. Keep going.

Come on, suck it.

Oh, that star.

Oh, yeah, that star. Your finger licking good, too.

Oh yeah, that's good. Oh, that's good.

Oh yeah, don't stop.

It's too big to be a scepter. It's a mace. A marvelous mace.

How does it feel?

Delightful. I'm full and delighted.

I'm thrilled.

I love your attentions, Your Majesty.

Grind it, Teresa.

Oh, you!

Woman, you grind good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, it goes right under my heart.

I didn't even bury it right up on the roof yet.

Give it to me.

I want it all. Every inch.

I'm a big salty dog.

Fucking a little snow white bitch.

And she loves it, doesn't she?

Yes, yes, yes.

You salty dog.

You beast.

Deeper.

Oh, come on. Oh, again. My ass.

Your balls.

You like that?

Yeah. Yes.

Oh, deeper.

Deeper. Oh, come on.

Climb on top of me. Yes, yes. Put my old bang into its hole. Yes.

Oh, it gets better.

Better.

I like it like this.

My dick's going right home up to that hill.

Yes, drive it home.

Enjoy the royal gizmo for free.

Okay, me too.

Good.

Suck it, Rowena.

Suck the royal scepter. Suck it.

Suck it.

You two suck it good.

Each one of you suck it.

That feels so good.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I'm going to shoot all over you.

A full load of double cream.

We of good heart, here are your women.

None of these keys fit.

Shit, wait.

What are you going to do?

Let's try this one.

Let's see, this one.

Hurry up, I'm in the mood.

What do you think you're doing, you Saxon oak? Caught you red-handed, didn't

I? Do you know the penalty?

What the penalty is for tampering with a chastity belt, huh?

Well, I'll tell you, it's gelding.

However, I can be generous.

I forgive you.

But I want something in return.

Get those sacks. No. Not a word.

Get them.

They'll help feed the king's hounds.

Take them to my quarters.

And don't you forget.

You've learned to live this long without pussy.

Well, now you can learn to live without pudding. You understand?

Did you hear that?

We bastards.

We can't fuck.

Right.

Bastards.

We can't eat.

I can't fuck.

As of today, if you want to fuck, you've got to pay. This here is the

king's edict.

Effective as of today.

The tariffs for fucking are listed on this scroll.

From now on, anyone who wants the keys will have to pay.

I don't know what they're going to do now.

F***!

I'm Robin Hood of Sherwood Forest, and these are your keys.

I want to thank you personally, Robin Hood. It gives me great pleasure to help

the deserving poor, fair lady.

My cottage is no safety home, but my bed is soft, warm and welcoming.

Can the same be said of your arms, my dear?

Even warmer, Robin. Too hot for some.

Can't be too hot for a man like me.

The devil take this skirt. It'll have to go, Rebecca.

Oh, no. A case of love locked out.

They say love laughs at locksmiths, Robin.

Right.

Sure. Well, he's got the key.

There we are.

Ah, there we are.

Ah, done.

Oh, your tongue is driving me crazy.

Ah.

Ah, Robin.

Ah.

Ah. Ah.

Ah. Oh, yes.

Oh.

Just lick it, Robin.

Ha ha.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh,

yes.

Yes. Oh,

yes. Oh, swallow it. All of it. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, yes.

Oh, the tongue is driving me crazy.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, it's wonderful.

Oh, it's so soft, so wet.

Oh, bury it. I want to bury it inside you. Oh, it's so nice.

Oh, it's so nice.

fits your little hole that's it like

my big

kitty i like your little lock

I'm sorry.

I'll keep talking.

Fucking you. Fucking you. Fucking you.

Oh, you like that? Yes, Robin, yes. Oh, you like that? Yes. Oh.

Oh.

Oh,

keep going.

Robin, don't stop.

Run.

Run.

Oh, Robin. I feel my balls banging against you.

Oh. Oh.

Suck me.

Suck me.

Oh, yes.

Oh, oh,

oh. Oh, suck me. Oh, suck me.

I really must go now.

What a shame.

It sure is.

Dear Rowena, you're a great little cocksucker.

And such nifty knockers too.

Go on. Go on. Don't stop.

You're making me... You're going to make me come.

You're marvelous, Rowena.

But don't hold my scepter. Need my orbs.

Everybody has family jewels.

I'm royal, so I've got crown jewels.

Get me?

Yes.

You may lick my orbs.

Get up. I want to bugger you.

Satan's cods. A chastity belt. Sheriff!

You called, sir? Give me the keys.

The keys, your majesty?

The keys, you creep.

They seem... to have disappeared, your majesty.

Well, find them immediately.

At once, your majesty.

Come on, Rowena.

Yes, sir.

Get on with it, you slut.

And watch those teeth.

Yes. Oh yes, I'm beginning to relax at last.

Oh yes, your mouth is so warm.

Yes, take it in.

Yes, yes.

And such nifty knockers, too. Such nifty knockers you have.

It's a real stroke of luck. It won't be a bad penny.

Stop right there, you Saxon peasant. Thought you'd suck to me, huh?

The Saxon who can suck of the Sheriff of Nottingham, yours truly, ain't been

popped yet.

And don't forget, every time you want a feel or a fuck, you gotta pay.

Even a look at it, you're gonna settle your score with me, understand?

Get it?

For now, I'll put this requisition out to sacks of barley.

But I have to pay for a quick lick.

Ha, you even pay for a sniff, Saxon.

I'm laughing. I'm laughing today.

What can I do? I can't fuck. I can't lick. I can't even sip it. I only play

with myself.

It's always a happy playtime. All the time. Look, I'm laughing. Good job,

Wilfred. Good job.

Jackson.

Silence! Be silent!

These are the keys to all your women's belts.

This time, anyone who wants to fuck, they've really got to pay.

And anyone who wants to play any tricks, they've got this up their ass. Is that

understood?

These are the keys to all the chastity belts, sire. I'll keep them from now on.

And no one will dare touch them.

You may go now, Sheriff.

And next time, don't come back empty-handed.

I want every Saxon to pay a gold crown to screw.

Have no fear, sire. It shall be done.

Your Majesty.

Sheriff? Sire?

Before you go, bring me that plump little servant girl.

A pretty girl like you shouldn't be in tears, my dear.

Is this rose from you?

To bring back the sunshine of your smile, my lady.

A kind thought indeed.

Why so sad, my pretty?

I cannot taste the joys of love.

Who'll touch me now that Prince John has closed my virgin loins in a cruel belt?

So you too are a victim of this atrocious abuse.

God willing.

Now dry your tears.

I will solve your problem.

Are you an expert at picking locks?

No. I do what most people do. I use a key.

You're telling me that you'll steal the keys from that damn King Zhang without

him knowing it? Mm-hmm.

Perfect. If you succeed, you shall take off my belt.

Oh. And take my maidenhood.

With such a reward, I steal the keys from Satan himself.

Adieu, fair maiden.

Wait, at least tell me your name, sir. Robin Hood, the archer Sherwood, milady.

Who is you,

Robin?

Did you get the ointment?

Yes, the White Witch gave it to me. And the court locksmith gave me your key.

Grace.

So boring being screwed only by John.

Did you really get the key?

Really?

That's my boy.

Oh, Robin.

Oh, Robin.

Oh,

yes. Oh, Robin.

Oh, yes!

More! Oh, yes!

Oh, I love it.

Oh, I love it.

What are you doing?

Are you crazy?

I'm down now.

Watch it.

Don't worry.

Like a glove.

Beautiful. So... Oh,

it's killing me.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, it's so good.

Glovable.

I've been over.

Lifetime. Everything.

All of us. Yes.

Prince John crazy which is I'm gonna send him insane

Longing

to lick your pussy

The flavor is even better than before.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh.

He's sleeping.

Come. Okay.

Robin.

Be not sad fair maiden If only I could smile at last

my dear Robin have faith in me my dear Marion

The key, I told you, didn't I?

There you are.

Oh, Marion.

Oh, my love.

Oh,

Marion.

Oh.

Yes. Yes.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Yes.

Oh, wonderful.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, Marion.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes. Lick me. Lick me.

Lick me.

Oh, swallow me. Suck me. Suck me.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Yes.

Robin. Mary.

Robin. Mary.

Oh,

sweet.

i love it oh

oh

what a sheet

Oh, you're so wet.

Yes!

Yes!

I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!

Open my love, open it.

Oh my god.

Oh, eat me. Eat me.

Suck me dry.

Do you mean to tell me no one has paid yet?

Not a single one, your majesty.

Since yesterday, I've been over the whole county. I'm telling you, the whole

county. Investigating, inspecting, checking.

And I looked at every single woman, and they were all wearing their belts.

Funny thing is that not a single peasant asked me for the key.

You know what I mean? I mean, it's incredible.

I'm getting very suspicious.

Are you trying to tell me that to avoid paying the new tax, the peasants have

stopped screwing? Come on.

Well, your majesty, I believe there's someone setting the peasants against

you.

A conspiracy, is it?

A little passive resistance.

And who might this agitator be?

My informers talk to me of an outlaw, a poacher from Sherwood Forest.

His name's Shrobin Hood, and he's apparently got quite a following amongst

your Saxon subjects, my lord.

You've armed men under your command. Find him and hang him immediately.

Not that easy. The forest is a wilderness, your majesty, and besides,

the peasants protect his every move.

But I think I have a plan to lure him out, and I think possibly it might work.

Cast a hook with the right bait, and a bite is certain, in my opinion.

What bait will you use, Sheriff?

Well, with your permission, Your Majesty.

This charming young lady here works for Lady Marion.

Very good, Sheriff.

Lady Marion will be excellent bait.

And you, my dear girl, will be amply rewarded.

No! No!

Unhand me!

Sir, how dare you lay hands on me?

of the Earl of Rutland.

Unhand me!

No! No!

No! Leave me!

No!

I

have

heard tell of your beauty.

But praise pales before the splendor of reality.

Why have you dragged me here?

What do you want from me?

Can't you imagine?

My heart already belongs to another.

Then I shall have to make do with the rest. I would rather take my own life.

Would you refuse your king?

My king is Richard.

That proof.

You are a vision of beauty, my lady.

Your Majesty.

Rebecca?

Oh, I'm no menial. I'm Lady Rebecca, Countess of Rutland.

If you please.

Impossible. That's my title.

It was.

Now it's mine. Together with the castle, the land, and all that was yours.

Small reward for her loyalty.

Robin Hood will stop you. You won't get away with this.

Come, Lady Rebecca.

You don't mind if I start with Lady Marian, do you?

Carry on.

What a magnificent pair for a royal willy.

Lick.

Yes, to call my royal pecker.

Sit on my crown.

Ah, yes.

Do you like my royal scepter, Marian?

Yes.

Kiss you too, ladies.

That is the way to do something. Yes.

Yes, I'll keep my own life and live it up.

Yes.

Do you like it? Do you like it, Rebecca?

I

can

feel it.

Do you like it in your ass?

What

a

pair of sluttish ladies.

oh oh

King John that there be an archery tournament in which all his subjects may

demonstrate their skills.

Yes.

The prize for the fortunate winner will be the much sought after hand of Lady

Marian, her titles, her lands, her castles, and all other possessions.

Furthermore, the fortunate winner will be given a free royal pardon for any

crimes and other misdeeds he may have committed.

I shall be in sole charge of everything connected with the contest.

Is that clear?

To your halls, you Saxon dogs!

I hereby declare this royal tournament open.

John, King of England, has granted to some of you, his loyal subjects, the

high honor of competing with him In an archery tournament for the prize of a

noble bride and a title, I see that all the competitors are present.

I therefore announce the names and the titles of all the competitors.

From the forest of Sherwood comes a young archer who wishes to remain

incognito.

From his lands on the borders of the kingdom has come, preceded by his

fame, the Duke of Monmouth.

He and the unknown archer from Sherwood, in competition with the others,

will attempt an impossible undertaking by the gracious favor of King John

himself.

The other competitors are a poor pilgrim who, it is said, is newly returned

from the Holy Land.

And young Wilfred, son of Sir William Fitzherbert of Norfolk.

Gentlemen archers, are you ready to swear? Yes.

Do you swear to contend loyally and with honor for the prize?

We do.

Yes.

Then let the archers step forward and let the tournament begin.

So you are the four who presume to contend with me for the hand of Lady

Marian. May I present them, your majesty.

The archer of Sherwood.

The Duke of Monmouth.

one of your most faithful servants.

The pilgrim just returned from the Holy Land.

And young Wilfred Fitzherbert of Norfolk, who will be the first to try

his skill.

You'll do better next time.

Now let the Duke of Monmouth step forward.

That's nothing to write home about.

Up to now, the hand of Lady Marian belongs to the Duke of Monmouth. And now

that the Archer of Sherwood, Sheriff, the Archer of Sherwood...

The archer of Sherwood has succeeded in hitting a bull's-eye.

Jolly good for him.

Silence!

Be silent!

So far, the archer of Sherwood is in the lead for the hand of Lady Marian.

Yay!

Now let the contest continue.

It's my turn now.

Just what I expected.

A perfect bullseye.

Silence!

Don't be so stupid. King John hit the bullseye. A perfect bullseye.

So Lady Marion's hand is his.

No one, and I repeat, no one, no one can beat

King John.

No one.

and beat King Richard.

Peace

and

justice shall now be restored in the kingdom of England.

As for you, loyal Robin Hood, I make you Duke of

Sherwood.

And... you will share the lands of Nottingham and Derbyshire with your

beautiful bride.

Robin. My Robin.

Oh.

Oh, nice.

Hmm.