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Original subtitles

Thank you.

It's hormonal.

I mean, I don't usually fall back on, you know, it's women's issues.

But childproof towel and gates and stuff?

Dude, she did the drawers.

We don't even know if this whole fertility thing's gonna work. She

screwed in these little jobbies or he can't even open the drawers.

At all?

No, they open, you know, like an inch. Then you gotta dig your finger in. I

mean, it's a nightmare.

I guess sooner or later.

Yeah, well, a lot later. She did the upper cabinets.

It'll be 30 before he can reach him, assuming, you know, we have a kid.

It is natural for her to feel protected.

Tony, you have women's issues.

Please. You of all people. Oh, come on. It's a jinx.

It guarantees that we won't get pregnant.

And it takes me about 20 minutes to get a fucking beer.

Guys. Guys.

Stockholm went south.

Seriously? I thought they were looking good. Well, crap.

I haven't seen the footage where it's just going around.

Well, that's never been a stable scenario.

Everyone knows you can't trust Swedes. That means there's just Japan. Japan and

us. Well, it's not the first time it's come down to that.

Japan has a perfect record. We're number two. We try harder. But guys, if we

fail... Please, we haven't had a glitch since 98.

We know what we're doing, Lynn. But we have it written down somewhere.

You guys better not be messing around in there.

Ooh, does this mean you're not in the betting pool this year? Big money.

I am just saying it's a key scenario.

No, I hear what you're saying.

In 98, it was the chem department's fault, right? Where do you work again?

Wait, it's coming back to me now.

It's going to be a long weekend if everyone's that puckered up.

So you want to come over Monday night? I'm going to pick up some power drills,

liberate my cabinets.

Are you even listening to me?

Ugh,

Professor Fuckwad.

Why haven't you stuck that asshole's picture on the dartboard yet?

It's not that simple.

Oh, my God, your hair. It's blonde. Very fabulous, no? I can't believe you did

it. But very fabulous, right?

Hurry up with the very fabulous. I'm getting insecure about it now. Oh, God,

no, no, it looks awesome.

Kurt's gonna lose it. Oh, Kurt's gonna thank me. And so will you while we're

burning this picture.

Oh, I'm not ready.

Seriously, this isn't your fault.

What's not his fault?

fucking his student or breaking up with her by email.

I knew what I was getting into. Oh, please.

Know what you're getting into this weekend?

This.

And if Holden's as cute as Kurt says he is, possibly getting out of it. That is

the last thing that I want. If you guys treat this like a set-up, I'm gonna have

no fun at all. I'm not pushing.

But we're packing this.

Which means we definitely won't have room for... What if I get bored?

These will help?

Soviet economic structures?

Aftermath of the... No.

We have a lake and a keg. No more learning. Fast.

Faster than that.

Sorry. Sorry.

Move along.

Nice. Is that Holden? Be right down.

He just transferred from state.

Best hands on the team. He's a sweet guy.

And he's good with his hands. Hey, uh... See, I'm kind of seeing this girl, but

you're way blonder than she is.

But I was thinking, you know, maybe... What is this?

What are these? What are you doing with these? Okay, I get it. I'll leave the

books. No, no, no. Who gave you these? Who taught you about these?

I learned it from you, okay?

I learned it from watching you!

Okay, seriously, Professor Bennett covers this whole book and his lectures.

You should read this.

Garofsky, now this is way more interesting.

Also, Bennett doesn't know it by heart, so he'll think you're insightful.

And you have no pants.

Oh!

That pretty much it? Fucking better be.

No jewels this weekend. It's not an evacuation.

Trust me when I say there's nothing in those cases you won't be glad I brought.

I'm shutting right up.

Oh, my God.

Marty?

What the fuck is wrong with you, bro?

People in this town drive in a very counterintuitive manner.

That's what I have to say.

Do you want to spend the weekend in jail? Because we'd all like to check out

my cousin's country home. Marty, honey, that's not okay.

Statistical fact.

Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why?

They fear this man.

They know he sees farther than they.

And he will bind them with ancient logics.

Have you gone gray?

You're not bringing that thing in the Rambler.

What? A giant bong in your father's van?

What are you, stoned?

Dana, you fetching mince.

You have any food?

Everybody ready?

Yeah?

Okay, man.

Nest is empty. We're right on time.

I hope this is the right road.

It doesn't even show up on the GPS.

It is unworthy of global positioning.

That's the whole point.

Get off the grid, right?

No cell phone reception.

No traffic cameras.

Go someplace for one goddamn weekend when they can't globally position my

ass, man.

This is the whole issue. Is society crumbling, Marty?

No. Society is binding, right? It's filling in the cracks with concrete.

Everything's filed or recorded, blogged, right?

Chips in our kids' heads so they won't get lost.

Society needs to crumble.

We're all just too chicken shit to let it. I've missed your rants.

You will come to see things my way.

Identification, please.

Mr. Citizen.

Mr.

Hadley. Thank you. What's your name?

Daniel Truman, sir. This isn't the military Truman you can drop the sir,

but Citizen does like to be called ma'am. Or honeytoes. He will also answer

to honeytoes. You clear on what's going to be happening here? I've been prepped

extensively. And did they tell you that being prepped is not the same thing as

being prepared?

They told me.

I'll hold my post, Mr. Hadley. Good man.

Okay, systems online.

Acquiring targets.

Let's see what we got.

I'm thinking this thing doesn't take credit cards.

I don't think it knows about money. I think it's barter gas.

Hey, hold it.

Hold it. I don't think there's going to be any... You come here running by...

Dude.

Sign says closed.

We were looking to buy some gas.

Does this pump work?

If you know how to work it.

We also wanted to get directions.

Yeah, we're looking for what's it called?

Tillerman Road.

Do you know if it's this way?

Pilgrim Road.

Takes you up the hill there.

Dead ends at the old Buckner place.

My cousin bought a house up there. You go through, like, a mountain tunnel,

there's a lake.

That'd be the... Buckner place.

Always someone looking to sell that plot.

You knew the original owners?

Yeah. Not the first.

I've seen plenty come and go.

Hell, I've been here since the war.

Which war?

You know damn well which war.

Would that have been with the blue and some in gray?

Brother perhaps fighting against brother in that war?

You're sassing me, boy.

You were rude to my friend.

That whore.

What'd you say? I think we got enough gas.

We got enough to get you there.

Getting back.

That's your concern.

Well, good luck with your business, sir.

I know the railroad's coming through here any day now. That's going to be

big.

Streets paved with actual street.

Fucker.

Take a look.

This must be it.

Oh, my God.

It's, uh, beautiful.

I'm Spider, and I'm sleeping in the Rambler.

I mean it.

Come on. Give me a hand.

Oh, this is awesome. It is kind of cool.

Hey, you gonna kill us a raccoon to eat?

No, use its skin to make a calf.

This is happening.

Hold up!

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

That's just creepy.

It was pioneer days.

People had to make their own interrogation rooms.

Where did your cousin buy this place from?

We should check the rest of the rooms to make sure this is the only one.

So you know Marty wants to watch us pound it away.

I didn't even like hearing that.

How about we switch?

Not that I'd... I mean, I'd put the picture back, but you might feel better

if we switched rooms.

I really would.

Thanks for being decent.

It's the least I could do.

Since Kurt and Jules sold you to me for marriage.

They're not subtle.

Well, I'll just be flattered and keep it to myself.

Yeah, I'm not looking for... But I'm still grateful that you're not a creep.

Let's not jump to any conclusions there. I had kind of an internal debate about

showing you the mirror.

Shouting on both sides, blood was spilled.

So you're bleeding internally.

Pretty bad.

Well, Jules is pre-med. You should probably talk to her.

Oh, okay.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Yeah, I don't think so.

I gotta say, I like my room.

I'll be here. Places, everyone.

We are live.

Engineering, we've got a room change.

Hulk is now in two. McRae is in four.

Operations, do you copy? We need a scenario adjustment.

Miss Lynn.

We've got the blood work back on Loudon.

Her levels are good, but we're recommending a 50 milligram bump of real

hip taste to increase libido. So?

Do we pipe it in, or do you want to do it orally?

Ask me that again, only slower.

You're a pig.

Guess how we're slowing down cognition.

I don't know.

The hair dye.

Dumb blonde. Very artistic.

Works its way into the blood, through the scalp.

Very gradual.

Kim Department keeps their end up. I'll see it when I believe it. Control?

Yeah, go ahead.

I have the Harbinger on line two.

Oh, Christ.

Can you take a message?

I don't think so.

He's really pushy.

To be honest, he's kind of freaking me out.

Okay, put him on.

Mordecai, baby, what's happening? How's the weather up top?

The lambs have passed through the gate.

They have come to the killing floor.

Well, you're...

By the numbers, man, you gotta start it off just right. So we'll talk to you

later, okay?

Their blind eyes see nothing of the horrors to come.

Their ears are stopped.

They are the gods' fools.

Well, that's how it works.

Cleanse them.

Cleanse the world of their ignorance and sin.

Bathe them in the crimson of... Am I on speakerphone?

No, absolutely not.

Speaker phone? No. No, I wouldn't do that. Yes, I am. I can hear the echo.

Oh, my God.

You're right. Hang on one second. I'll take you off.

That's rude.

I don't know who's in the room.

Fine. There.

You're off. Thank you.

Don't take this lightly, boy.

It wasn't all by your numbers.

The fool nearly derailed the invocation with his insolence.

The ancient ones see everything, and they will not be...

Still on speakerphone, aren't I?

Oh, my God, Mordecai.

I can't believe it. It did it again.

Hey, what is that?

What? In the lake, right there.

Oh, come on. Guys, I'm serious. Right there. There, there. God, it looks just

like my girlfriend.

Post time.

Dig deep, people.

Betting windows are closing. Okay, who's still out?

Uh, let's see. We got engineering, we got R&D, and we got electrical.

Did you see who they picked? They're practically giving their money away.

You should talk, Aquaman.

What do you mean?

Oh, I'm not.

Okay, all right.

I'm not even sure we have one of these.

As long as we swear as we do.

They'd know.

Okay. All right, people.

Hey, wake up.

No, they've already been picked.

What? No. Who took them?

Maintenance.

Maintenance? They pick the same thing every year. What do you want from me? If

they were creative, they wouldn't be in maintenance. You're going to have to

split this if you win. You want to switch?

Um, I don't know. I don't know.

What do you think?

More than anything, I just want this moment to end.

Not betting?

Not for me.

Thanks.

Seems a little harsh, doesn't it?

It's just people letting off steam.

This job isn't easy, however those clowns may behave.

Does the director... Do they know about this downstairs? The director doesn't

care about this stuff. As long as everything goes smoothly upstairs, as

long as the kids do as they're told... But then it's fixed.

No, no, no. How can you wager on this when you control the outcome?

Well, we just get them in the cellar. They take it from there. No, they have

to make the choice of their own free will.

Otherwise, the system doesn't work.

It's like the Harbinger.

This creepy old fuck practically wears a sign, you will die.

Why do we put him there? The system.

They have to choose to ignore him, and they have to choose what happens in the

cellar. Yeah, we rig the game as much as we need to, but in the end, they don't

transgress. They can't be punished.

So what's it going to be, Truman? You in?

Windows closing?

I'm fine.

Okay. That's it, gang!

The board is locked.

Oh, let's get this party started.

Let's get this party started.

Okay,

my turn.

Jules.

Truth or dare?

Let's go dare. All right.

I dare you to make out with... Please say Dana, please say Dana, please say

Dana. That moose over there.

Um, Marty, have you ever seen a moose before?

Whatever that mysterious beast is. That's clearly a wolf.

I'm living in a womb of reaper. Leave me alone.

Jules, I dare you to make out with that wolf.

No problem.

Who? Me.

Why, yes, I am new in town.

How did you know?

Oh, my God, that is so sweet of you to say.

I just colored it, in fact.

No, no, no.

There's no need to huff and puff.

I'll let you come in.

Now then.

Dana. Truth.

What's that supposed to mean?

Well, I'm just skipping ahead.

You're gonna say dare, she's gonna dare you to do something you don't like, and

then you'll puss out and say that you wanted truth all along.

Really?

Okay, Jules.

There.

What the hell was that?

It's the cellar door.

The wind must have blown it over.

Uh, that makes what kind of sense?

What do you think's down there?

Why don't we find out?

Dana.

I dare you.

How long do I have to stay down here?

Oh, you know, just till morning.

You okay?

Yeah.

Sorry, I just scared myself.

Well, you called for help. Avoid the dare.

Take your top off.

What?

I didn't make up the rules.

Oh, my God.

Look at all this.

Ah, guys.

I'm not sure... Sure it's awesome to be down here.

Guys? Dude, seriously?

Your cousin is into some weird shit.

Yeah, well, I'm pretty sure this ain't his.

Maybe it's the people who put in that mirror thing.

Some of this stuff looks really old.

Maybe we should go back upstairs.

I dare you all to go upstairs.

Guys? Guys, listen to this.

April 4th.

Father was cross with me and said I lacked the true faith.

I wish I could prove my devotion as Judah and Matthew proved on those

travelers. What is that?

Diary of Anna Patience Buckner, 1903.

Mama screamed most of the night.

I prayed that she might find faith, but she only stopped when Papa cut her belly

and stuffed the coals in.

Judah told me in my dream that Matthew took him to the black room so I know he

is killed.

I want to understand the glory of the pain like Matthew, but cutting the flesh

makes him have a husband's bulge, and I do not get like that.

Jesus, can we not? No, go on.

Why? I want to know.

I have found it.

In the oldest books, the way of saving our family.

My good arm is hacked up and et.

So I hope this will be readable.

That a believer will come and speak this to our spirits.

Then we will be restored and the great pain will return.

And there's something in Latin.

Okay. I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand here. Do not read the Latin. Read

it.

What the fuck?

Read it now.

Dolor... No, no, no. Stop being a fucking baby. Kurt. It's a diet.

It doesn't even mean anything.

Dana! Dolor super vivo caro.

Dolor sublimus caro.

Dolor ignio animus.

We have a winner.

It's the Buckners, ladies and gentlemen.

The Buckners pull the W.

All right. That means that congratulations go to maintenance,

who share the pot with Ronald, the intern.

That's not fair. I had zombies, too.

Yes, you did. Yes, you had zombies. But this is zombie redneck torture family,

see? They're entirely separate species.

It's like the difference between an elephant and an elephant seal.

There's always next year.

They're like something from a nightmare.

No. There's something nightmares are from.

Everything in our stable is remnant of the old world.

Courtesy of... You know who.

Monsters? Magic?

Gods? You get used to it.

Should you?

I'm sorry. He had the conch in his hands. In a couple more minutes, who

knows what might have happened.

I am never going to see a merman.

Ever. Two would be thankful.

Those things are terrifying.

The cleanup on them is a nightmare.

So are the Buckners.

Well, they may be zombified, pain-worshipping, backwoods idiots.

But there are zombified, pain-worshipping, backwoods idiots.

With a 100% clearance rate. True. So what should we call Japan?

So I'm going to take the rest of the weekend off?

Yeah, right.

They're Japanese. What are they going to do, relax?

I'd just like to see them fall on their asses for once.

God, don't even joke.

Every other branch is airballed. We need the Japanese crew to get it done.

There's too much writing on this.

Can't get you out of my head.

Thinking about you while I'm lying in bed.

Your fingertips are craving, got me misbehaving. I know I wanna do

screaming out.

I want your desire.

Fuck yeah, baby.

This is so classy.

Come on, I like you wouldn't want a piece of that.

Can we not talk about people and pieces anymore tonight?

Oh.

Are you feeling lonely, Marty?

Marty and I were sweeties in our freshman hall.

We made out once.

I never did buy that ring.

But we're still... close?

I have a theory about all this.

That's our cue to bail.

Tommy Chong here has a theory.

Come on, baby.

Don't worry, you can tell it to A-Cat here if he's not too busy de-virginizing

Dana.

Jules, do you want to go lie down?

That's exactly the point.

Mush, mush.

Don't push me around.

Not around, baby.

You seriously believe nothing weird is going on?

Conspiracy?

The way everybody's acting.

Why is Jules suddenly a celeb-utard? And since when does Kurt pull this alpha

male bullshit?

I mean, he's a sociology major.

He's on full academic scholarship, and now he's calling his friend an egghead?

Kurt's just drunk.

I've seen Kurt drunk.

Jewels, too.

Well, then maybe it's something else.

What?

You're not seeing what you don't want to see.

Puppeteers.

Puppeteers? Pop-tarts?

Did you say you have pop-tarts?

Marty, I love you, but you're really high.

We are not who we are.

Pain outlives the flesh.

The flesh returns or re-has a meeting place.

What is that?

The Latin that you read in the basement. You speak Latin?

Not well.

Not since 10th grade.

Weird how it all comes back.

Well, it's a weird kind of night.

I'm sorry about tonight to everybody.

Do I lose points if I tell you I'm having a pretty nice time?

No. You can tell me that.

What are you running away for?

Don't spill on me.

Did I get a little beer in your shirt?

I guess it'll have to come off.

Baby, come on.

We're all alone.

I'm chilly.

Okay, guys, that's it.

Let's go. We got a job to do. Your basic human needs disgust me. Get out of here.

Do we have temperature control in this sector? On it.

Engaging pheromone mists.

It's so dark.

Take me inside.

Come on, this is why we came here.

It's romantic.

Okay, baby, let's see some boobies.

Show us the goods.

Does it really matter if we see... We're not the only ones watching, Ken. Gotta

keep the customer satisfied.

You understand what's at stake here.

Score.

This we offer in humility and fear for the blessed peace of your eternal

slumber as it ever was. As it ever was.

Nemo, man, you gotta wake up. Your shit is topsy-turvy.

I'm gonna go.

Okay, I swear to fucking God somebody is talking.

I'm pretty sure someone is.

I'm gonna go for a walk.

No!

What are you saying?

Huh?

What do you want?

You think I'm a puppet, huh?

You think I'm a puppet gonna do a little fucking puppet dance?

I'm the boss of my own brain, so give it up.

I'm gonna go for a walk.

I mean, never.

Hey.

Nothing you don't want.

He's got a husband, Bulge.

I thought there'd be stars.

Fucking run!

Dead bitch!

He's flat!

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

Is all of this from you?

It's okay, Kurt. You're okay.

Where's Jules?

She's gone.

We gotta get out of here.

No!

No, wait! Dana, don't open it!

I'm not leaving here without Jules! That girl's downstairs!

What is that thing?

Fuck. I don't know, but there's more of them. More of them?

I saw a young girl.

I was bound to be like him.

But she was missing an arm.

Oh, my God.

Patience.

It's a diary.

Look, we're gonna lock this place down.

He's right.

We'll go room by room, barricade every window and door.

We gotta play it safe. No matter what happens, we have to stay together.

Fuck. Calm down.

Watch the master work.

This isn't right.

What? What's the matter?

This isn't right. We should split up.

We can cover more ground that way.

Yeah.

Yeah, good idea.

Really?

I got it. You guys get in your rooms.

Lock them in.

That's not good.

Out of the way, out of the way, out of the way.

Chem department, I need 500 cc's of Thorazine pumped into room three. No,

no, no, no, no, no, no. Stand by, chem.

Judah Buckner to the rescue.

What the fuck?

TV show.

My parents are gonna think I'm such a burnout.

I'm getting excited downstairs.

Greatest show on earth.

It's empty.

Kurt!

I locked the door. I can't. It's down in the basement.

This is the black room.

What?

From the diary.

This is where he killed them.

This is where he kills us.

Oh, hey. No.

He's not gonna kill us. We just gotta find a door.

Okay?

Let's just check the walls, okay?

Kurt!

I mean, there's gotta be something.

Do you like pain?

How's that work for you?

Fucking zombies.

Remember when you could just throw a girl in a volcano?

How old do you think I am?

They got him.

Fuck you.

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

You've seen this?

Perfect record, huh?

The Japan crew should have had this in the bag. They fucked us. How hard is it

to kill nine-year-olds? Zero fatality.

Total wash.

I'm telling you, you want good product, you gotta buy American.

Any word from downstairs?

Oh, downstairs doesn't care about Japan.

The director trusts us. Hey, you just sweat the chem, Len.

All these morons are singing, what a friend we have in Shinto.

We are bringing the pain.

Yeah, and what the fuck's up with this guy's pot, anyway?

He's supposed to be drooling, and instead he almost makes us? We treated

the shit out of it.

Okay, we got the rambler heading toward the tunnel.

The fool's toast, anyway.

And so are we, if you don't get this under control.

What? Shit, why?

Gotta go. Work to do. You guys are humanity's last hope. If the ancients

rise, we... There's no cave-in.

What? The fucking tunnel's open!

Control to demolition. We're darkening the whole sector.

Try to bypass it. What the fuck are you thinking of doing? Open the door.

What the fuck's going

on? We don't know.

Electrical said there was a glitch up top. That tunnel should have blown hours

ago. Yeah, but we didn't get the order.

Hadley! Why hasn't the tunnel glowed?

No.

No, no, no, no fucking way.

I can't believe this, man. This ain't happening.

It's right there.

All right, you got any climbing gear, ropes?

Yeah, in my fucking dorm room.

We can't go back.

There's no way across.

What are we going to do, jump?

Dude.

What?

Kurt, are you sure about this?

I've done bigger jumps than this. You got a smooth run, and maybe a five-foot

differential on the other side.

But you gotta give it everything.

Kurt.

Look, you guys, you stay in the Rambler.

I'll get help.

If I wipe out, I'll fucking limp for help.

But I'm coming back here.

I'm coming back with cops and choppers and large fucking guns, and those things

are gonna pay.

For Jules.

Don't hold back.

Never do.

He hit something. There's nothing. What did he hit?

Puppeteers.

Bernie was right.

Get in the van.

Dana.

Bernie was right.

You're going back.

I'm going through.

And we'll just drive. And there's got to be another road, another way out of

here. That won't work.

Something will happen. It'll collapse.

Wash away.

Then we just leave the roads altogether.

Drive as far as we can into the forest, and we go on foot from there.

You're missing the point.

Please, do not go nuts on me, okay, Dana? You're all I've got now.

Good, okay, because I need you calm.

Okay, no matter what happens, you've got to stay calm.

God damn, that was close.

Photo, fucking finish.

I don't understand.

You're celebrating?

They're celebrating. I'm drinking.

But she's still alive.

How can the ritual be complete? The virgin's death is optional as long as

it's last.

The main thing is that she, you know, suffers.

That she did.

It's so strange. I'm actually rooting for this girl.

She's got so much heart.

You think of all the pain and the... Tequila is my lady!

My lady! Come on in, guys. Come on in, come on in. You're welcome.

Tequila from darkness.

There is light!

I wish that I could do what you do. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's masterful.

Oh, I don't know. You know, tonight was solid.

I don't know. Are you kidding? Classic day in the mall when the band hits the

lake. I screamed.

Right? And the water rushing in.

I'm in terror.

I just think it would have been cooler with a merman.

Do you know if we get the overtime bonus on this one?

Canning's over there. Ask them.

No, I don't need to. I already know the answer. I'm an intern.

So I don't qualify for OT.

It's funny that you like the ballet because I happen to have two tickets to

your favorite... You knuckleheads.

You almost gave me a heart attack with that tongue. Like I said, it wasn't our

fault. We didn't hit the organ.

Give me a hard time.

Come on, give us a hug. Hey, no, seriously, that wasn't our fault. There

was a glitch, a power reroute from upstairs.

What do you mean, upstairs?

Turn the fucking music off.

That's impossible.

Everything was done within the guidelines.

The Virgin is the only one.

No, I am not doubting you.

Which one?

Tina, come on.

Oh.

Marty, wait.

We're going in the grave?

What is this place?

Yeah,

I kind of just remember that guy with the trowel.

What have you been up to?

Nobody else, huh?

Yeah, I figured.

Oh, not at all.

But I do know some stuff.

As in...

It's an elevator.

Somebody sent those dead fucks up here to get us.

There's no controls inside, but there's maintenance overrides in there.

Where else are we gonna go?

Come on.

Okay,

okay, okay.

Come on!

Fucking zombie arm!

The cellar.

All that shit we were playing with.

They made us choose.

They made us choose how we die.

We saw them go down the access drop. They have to be in one of these.

Internal security could... I don't care if it's not protocol. Are you fucking

high? It's the fool.

Do not touch the girl. If he outlives her, this whole thing goes to hell.

Take him out first.

Cleanup says the prep team is one of the kid's stashes.

Whatever he's been smoking has been immunizing him to all our shit. How does

that help us right now? What?

No, if you have a confirmed kill, take her out too.

There.

3606.

Bring him down.

Out of the elevator! Step out of the elevator! Why are you trying to kill us?

Step out!

That's the girl!

imagine your pain and confusion but know this what's happening to you is part of

something bigger something older than anything known you've seen horrible

things an army of nightmare creatures but they are nothing compared to what

came before what lies below it's our task

to placate the ancient ones

as it's yours to be offered up to them forgive us and let us

get it over with

Army nightmares, huh?

Let's get this party started.

Oh shit.

We lost your team in a security command.

Requesting immediate reinforcements. Code black.

I repeat, code black.

Where the fuck are you guys?

Sector 12 down.

Sector 8 down. Sector 3 down. Jesus Christ! We're on the defensive, weren't

you? Where's the fucking gas? Something chewed through the connections in the

utility shaft.

Something went... Something scared us!

No problem.

Look at these.

Five of them.

What are they?

Us.

I should have seen it like you did.

This is part of a ritual.

A ritual sacrifice?

You tie someone to a stone, get a fancy dagger and a bunch of robes.

It's not that complicated.

No. It's simple.

They don't just want to see us killed.

They want to see us punished.

Punished for what?

For being young?

It's different in every culture, and it has changed over the years, but it has

always required youth.

There must be at least five.

The whore.

She's corrupted. She dies first.

The athlete.

The scholar.

The fool.

All suffer and die at the hands of whatever horror they have raised,

leaving the last to live or die as fate decides.

The virgin.

Me.

Virgin? We work with what we have.

What if you don't pull it off? They rise.

Who does?

What's beneath us? The ancient ones.

The gods that used to rule the earth.

As long as they accept our sacrifice, they remain below.

But the other rituals have all failed.

No!

The sun is coming up in eight minutes.

If you live to see it, the world will end.

Maybe that's the way it should be.

If you've got to kill all my friends to survive.

Maybe it's time for a change.

We're not talking about change.

We're talking about the agonizing death of every human soul on the planet.

Including you.

You can die with them.

Or you can die for them.

Gosh, they're both so enticing.

The whole world, Marty.

Is in your hands, Dana.

There is no other way.

You have to be strong.

Yeah, Dana.

You're feeling strong.

I'm sorry.

So am I.

I don't think Kurt even has a cousin.

Huh.

How are you?

Gone away.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry I almost shot you.

I probably wouldn't have.

I totally get it.

I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then into the world.

You were right.

Humanity.

It's time to give someone else a chance.

Giant evil gods.

I wish I could have seen it.

I know.

That would have been a fun weekend.

I'm trying to figure it out, but my head got lost along the way.

Boy, I'm so giving it up, but my soul, I've missed it all the way.

Do you think these shine nerves makes me get what pictures have?

I'm going all the way down.

Go, go, go, go, go, go.

Go, go, go, go, go,

go.

Outro Music

This is all mental ass.

This is for the right. Now this isn't mental ass.

This is for the right. Now this isn't mental ass.

This is for right. Now this isn't mental ass.

This is for right.

comes to me is no surprise.

I know what's coming to me is never going to arrive.

Fresh blood through tired skin.

New sweat to dry me in.

Dressed up in sweat and got his shots to make it look alive.

This is for right now. This isn't meant to last.

This is for right now, this is a capital act. This is for

right now, this is a capital act.

This is for right now, this is a capital act.

This is for...

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