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This sketch is titled, "Marriage Introductions."

The battle of the century is about to begin.

The most stubborn man in the east, the Great Taro, will be challenged by

Blue Hawaii Yoshio, a man shallower than a kiddie pool.

Will he be able to obtain the blessing of marriage?

You know…

Oh, Yoshio is on the offense.

You know…

No response from Taro.

He has yet to look at his opponent since stepping into the ring.

I want to marry your daughter.

And he goes straight for it!

With zero regard for his opponent's position,

Yoshi has gone straight for the jugular.

Who would've thought? The octave of his voice was much higher than expected.

Hey, Takaiwa.

-Yes? -Do you have a minute?

What is it?

-Cheers! -Cheers!

-Congratulations! -Congrats!

Thank you so much.

What a cause for celebration.

Honestly, I didn't think it'd happen with the very first company so quickly.

That's incredible!

-It's thanks to your advice. -No, really.

I didn't do anything.

We need to congratulate you too, right?

I'm still in my probation period, so who knows what will happen?

No, there's no way that agency will drop you.

If that happens, I'll grab Mr. Kusunoki and say,

"Mr. Kusunoki!"

Oh, sorry. Hang on.

-Something like that? -Hello.

-That's what'll happen if they drop her. -Thank you for your continued assistance.

Yes, well, what you just did was a bit embarrassing.

Just a bit.

Couldn't we have chosen a better place if we're celebrating a job offer?

Don't be rude to Pompei.

I asked Rihoko,

-and she wanted to come here. -Is that so?

There are tons of dishes I wasn't able to try last time.

The freshly-grilled gyoza is so good!

-You have to try it. -Okay.

By the way,

did the cold war between you and your sister come to an end?

We apologized over the phone, but it's the first time we've seen each other.

Sorry.

If you took time out of your busy schedule to come,

that means all is forgiven, right?

-Is that me? -Yes.

-What are you talking about? -Well…

We were just talking about whether to order the dumpling or the spring roll.

Don't you want the spring roll, Rihoko?

Let's get both!

-Actually, we already ordered lots. -Oh, right.

Let's just hold off for now. You too.

Calm down.

Did you already tell everyone?

Wait, what? I'm supposed to say it?

Obviously. It'd be weird for me to say it.

What?

Apparently, he has an important announcement to make.

What? No way!

Don't you think that's a bit fast?

Tsumugi, do you know what you're doing?

It's not what you think.

What is it? Spit it out!

I feel awkward saying it now.

We've come this far. You've just got to say it.

-Come on! -What?

Once we disband,

I'm going to become a global adventurer!

Excuse me! Could we order one dumpling and one spring roll?

Get two.

-Two of each, please. -Coming up!

-This is really good. -Oh, thank you.

I'm not kidding. I'm quite serious about it.

It's not that.

It just wasn't funny nor was it a surprise.

Our reaction is exactly as it should be.

When you say you want to travel--

It's okay. Just leave it.

I'd say it's more of an adventure than it is travel.

Then don't use any convenient mode of transportation.

You're only allowed to walk or use an animal.

That's impossible.

I'll allow tuk-tuks.

How long will you be gone?

I'd like it to be for about a year.

You have that kind of money?

I'll have just enough between

the money I saved from my gamer days and from selling the car.

First and foremost, go to Thailand and buy an elephant.

How much is that? How much is an elephant?

You're okay with that, Tsumugi?

Yes, I am.

But won't you feel lonely?

I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't feel lonely.

But I'd feel lonelier if he couldn't be true to himself.

You're so mature.

-You! -Yes?

You better appreciate Tsumugi!

I appreciate you!

To have a place to go home to

-is truly a blessing. -It is.

Who is he mimicking?

What about you guys, Junpei?

We're fine.

You're going to meet Natsumi's parents soon, right?

Yes, that's coming up.

I heard your dad's intimidating.

He is.

But ever since he asked me to bring him home, my dad's gone a bit soft.

This is your chance, Junpei!

You'll be fine then, won't you?

That's not the point.

Are you the only daughter?

That's right. I don't think he wants me to get married yet.

All right. Here's the gyoza first.

There we go.

And salt and pepper to your liking.

-Thank you. -Looks delicious!

Let's dig in.

We've got their autographs up there.

MACBETH

Oh, please let me take a picture later.

Don't.

Thank you very much.

Which one should I use?

There's one thing I need to do before I meet Natsumi's parents.

Something I've continued to run from, that's left a knot in my heart.

That's Yuma Kobayashi.

Ditch work today and let's go to karaoke.

-Hey. -Oh!

I heard you guys got destroyed in the basketball's rookie match.

Haruto and Yuma were actually quite close

and whenever they saw each other, they'd crack jokes together.

Hey, first-years! Do it properly, first-years!

The stronger my feelings became for Natsumi,

the more I distanced myself from her boyfriend, Yuma.

What should I do for Natsumi's birthday?

Roses?

When Natsumi and I became an item…

-I'm going to go to the bathroom. -I'll come with.

…I started blatantly avoiding coming face to face with him.

Apparently, Yuma isn't bothered at all that you two are dating.

That's obviously not true.

Isn't it exhausting to keep ignoring him, though?

It's not like we have a lot to talk about.

I guess so.

It's not exactly something to apologize for either.

Watch it.

I said, watch it.

The thing that left a crack in their carefree relationship

was undoubtedly my lukewarm attitude.

Thank you.

The reason it went well when I asked her out…

Are you okay?

…and the reason we came back from the verge of breaking up was Haruto.

And yet…

Without talking it over with us?

You want to accept a pity job from Yuma?

…I blamed him for turning down the job from Yuma without discussing it with us

and said some selfish things.

The one who carried all the burden

from when I turned my back on things I didn't like

and did whatever I wanted to do

was Haruto.

-Hey. -Welcome.

What do you want to drink?

-Coffee. -Coffee?

-Excuse me? -Yes?

-Two hot coffees. -Yes, right away.

You seem good.

Yes.

It's been a while since we've been here.

Yes, this is where you grabbed my face.

You can grab mine now. I'll take it.

No, it's okay.

I'll do it later.

I wanted to go see your last show,

but I have a business trip.

That's totally fine.

Even without you there, it seems like we'll have a decent turnout.

You even brought a brochure for me. I feel bad.

Seeing you working again

makes me way happier than having you come to our show.

I caused you unnecessary worry.

By any chance…

What?

…did you scramble to get a job

because you knew I'd be out of work

once Macbeth disbands?

Of course not.

Really?

I was a bit concerned that you were pushing yourself

just to make sure

mom and dad wouldn't worry.

That kind of reason won't get you a job in today's day and age.

But man, was I shocked.

The fact that even you would struggle to find a job again.

A long-standing print shop isn't good enough for you?

No, it's just…

I witnessed that glamorous period of your life.

When I got caught up in that pyramid scheme,

you know that I lost all of my friends.

Yes.

When I lost my job and started shutting myself in at home,

there was one friend that reached out to me.

The print shop is his dad's.

Oh, really?

Right now, I'm only thinking about

climbing up the olive branch my friend extended to me.

At the very least,

he's wholeheartedly happy about my return to society.

This might sound rude,

but is that reason enough to work?

For someone like me, who's always received attention,

it's hard to make myself happy.

If you're worried that a job isn't cool enough,

or if it's not going to make you rich enough,

then you'll never make a move.

So I changed my perspective…

to focus on making the people I love happy.

I have a feeling

that the moment I start living a life that brings others happiness,

I'll really know what it's like to make myself happy for the first time.

Thanks to all the time you spent shut-in,

your theory is flawless.

Right?

Taking a break from life isn't necessarily a bad thing.

It's been decided that I'm going to help out with Macbeth's last show too.

Oh, really?

Then you'll see us live for the first time.

Yes.

You don't have to try to find me and wave, okay?

I wouldn't do that.

You'll probably fall in love with me all over again when you see me on stage.

More importantly, you better make me laugh.

I can do that.

WE'RE MEETING AT BOGEY PUTT TONIGHT. THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT.

"Bogey Putt"?

When the vulture I thought had left circled back,

a heart shape emerged in the sky.

Carlos took my hand,

and as he looked up at the sky,

he said in practiced Japanese,

"I wish time would stand still."

Welcome!

-There he is. -That was fast.

Now that Haruto's here, should we order more finger food?

Yes. All the food is good here.

What's going on?

You want a beer?

Wait. What is this?

And you, what are you doing?

What? Nothing.

I'm just having a drink with my classmates.

Yes. That's what's happening.

This is so awkward!

You're so nervous!

Just sit down!

No. Don't come to me for help.

Just talk amongst yourselves and pretend I'm not here.

We already talked a lot before you got here.

Did you know Mr. Kobayashi's wife was raised in Florida?

What? Really?

I might be wrong, but I think Junpei

is the only person on earth that calls Yuma, Mr. Kobayashi.

That's not true.

They're desperately trying to appear like they're buddy-buddy,

but there's definitely a distance that's hard to close, isn't there?

Hey, Haruto. What are you doing?

-What? -What are you doing in the kitchen?

-Shut up. -You look happy there.

Stop talking to me! Talk amongst yourselves.

Utter silence!

What about with Shunta? Were you friends in high school?

That's just it! We never came across each other.

Today's the first time we've talked, right?

Actually, it's not.

What? We've talked before?

One time, I was walking alone in the hallway,

and all of a sudden he says, "Here, have this," and gives me sweet bread.

That's totally something you'd do, Yuma.

I wasn't even hungry.

But out of nowhere, he suddenly says, "Here, have this."

I remember that because I felt so surprised.

-Did you eat the bread? -I gave it to you too.

-What? I ate it too? -So you did eat it.

I guess you've always had a habit of being charitable, Yuma.

-A habit of being charitable? -Yes.

Offering Macbeth a job proposition out of nowhere.

What's wrong with genuinely wanting to work together?

You must've been a feudal lord in a previous life.

He does seem like a lord.

I don't know about my previous life, but apparently, my ancestor was one.

Really?

It's things like that.

Normally, someone would react with a joke if they were called a feudal lord,

but instead, he brags about an ancestor he has that was actually a lord.

That natural inability to read the room.

I felt wholeheartedly relieved

that the two picked right back up from when they were in high school.

We're closing in on eight hours since this match began.

While the two did briefly connect on their mutual love of pachinko,

they continue to be at odds when it comes to the topic of marriage.

Why won't you accept our marriage?

Do you think that's how someone I would approve of would behave?

Look at you, jiggling your leg under the kotatsu the whole time.

Well,

do you think your daughter's happy being kept in a cage?

And just like that, he gets closer to the heart of the matter.

The moment of truth!

Will this be it?

What will the Great Taro do?

Is he asleep?

He was!

What are you doing?

Hurry up and help out.

I was just preparing for their last show.

What?

…there go his legs!

I've never seen Junpei so bored.

When I came in, he looked relieved.

I think he wanted to make you happy.

That wasn't for me. That was for himself.

-It's Mr. Makabe. -Okay.

Yes, hello?

What are you doing right now?

-We're eating lunch. -Eating.

My family and I are about to have a barbecue

and given that your last show's coming up,

I thought I should feed you guys.

A barbecue?

Wait, you're talking beef, right?

Of course.

Oh, shit! That means sirloin, skirt steak, ribs.

This is not the time to be eating barbecue-flavored bean sprouts!

Taichi's super into you guys too.

Are you sure? Junpei's not here right now, so it'll just be us.

Why isn't Junpei there?

How was the traffic?

There wasn't any. Right?

Yes. It was a smooth drive.

Shouldn't we have beer instead of tea?

What?

No. I'll be driving home.

It's too early to drink.

Here you are.

This. It's not much, but…

My, my, my.

You didn't have to do that.

It's no problem.

My parents love sake too.

Why is this world so cruel?

Do you plan on taking my daughter from me too?

Dad, stop this.

Where's your mom?

She's just in the hospital for knee surgery.

Oh, okay.

I'm sure my daughter will be taken from me,

regardless of how I feel.

Dad, have you been drinking?

Of course!

It's the only thing getting me by.

Then why did you say I could bring him home?

Do I not have the right to see

the type of man that will be taking you from me?

This is awful.

This looks delicious!

-Teacher, it's raining! -It's raining!

Don't worry about the rain. We've got to work like fury for a barbecue.

-Work like fury. -We have bell peppers too, right?

Yes.

Taichi, come over here.

Food's ready.

Oh, yeah. Taichi, do you remember us?

Of course, he doesn't.

We were at the hospital, the day you were born.

-Right by you. -Exactly.

-Yes, I kind of remember. -What?

Why would you lie like that?

I remember seeing this blonde guy.

What?

I had black hair back then.

You're funny, Taichi.

Don't say things like that. He'll get cocky.

Taichi, when you were first born,

this guy cried.

-Yes. -Oh, yes. I remember that.

I was surprised.

Taichi, this guy made fun of your name

for not having enough strokes.

I wasn't making fun of it!

Since he's a Contemporary Japanese teacher,

I just asked if he thought five strokes for two characters was a cop-out.

Oh, that was a question. That's all right then.

Idiot! That's exactly what you call making fun!

Ten years ago, Haruto and Junpei began Macbeth.

Five years ago, we became a threesome when I joined.

And now, we'll be disbanding soon.

Why is it that painful times seem to last forever,

but fun times pass in the blink of an eye?

Looking for anything in particular?

Yes. I wanted to give my sister something to congratulate her on her new job.

Actually, the reason we came here today…

isn't to ask for your blessing to get married.

Natsumi and I

have discussed at lengths about our future…

And we've decided to wait a bit longer before getting married.

The reason I brought Junpei home today

is because I wanted you to understand

who I'm in a proper relationship with.

This is a personal matter,

but once my comedy group disbands,

I'm planning to take over my family's liquor store.

My father can be quite stringent.

I started to feel like I didn't want to get married

while being thought of as incompetent.

I will devote myself…

I will devote myself to receiving permission to take over the store

and hope to come back here then.

As for today,

thank you so much for your time.

This sake…

It's good.

Do you want some?

Drink. It's okay. I'll drive home.

Then I'll take you up on the kind offer.

There's salmon jerky in the fridge.

Shall I lightly pass it over a flame?

Just really lightly. It's good stuff.

Okay.

You like salmon jerky?

I think I like it.

Let's do it then.

Oh, sorry.

Thank you.

It's been a long time.

-Are you doing well? -Yes.

I got a new boyfriend.

Oh, now that's…

-Oh, Yuki. -Yes?

What brought you here?

I wanted to come while Tsumugi was still here,

but I couldn't quite work up the courage.

You must be relieved that Tsumugi landed a job.

That's right. But I can't apologize enough for the inconvenience

it must have caused when she quit.

Don't worry about us.

That's inevitable in a place like this.

Did Tsumugi work hard when she was here?

She did, indeed.

She was always very mindful of you.

The flowers are beautiful.

I'm self‐taught, but really, I just place them randomly.

Then you're a genius!

I hear that a lot.

You're going to break up soon, right?

That's right.

I hear you're going to come see our last show too.

Yes.

I am, but…

But what?

Is it better to not chase a dream?

What? Why do you say that?

It must be hard after you fail.

We didn't fail.

Then why are you breaking up?

Our time's up.

Take soccer for example.

Each match has a fixed period of time.

But there are some people who keep playing.

Well,

those are people who keep winning their matches.

They're phantoms from our viewpoint.

Losing doesn't equal failure.

Really?

Otherwise, that would make

any sports player or artist, who isn't at the top, a failure.

Oh, sounds difficult.

"Losing doesn't equal failure."

Yes, it's difficult.

Taichi, let's go.

It doesn't have to be today!

Taichi, hurry up.

You guys relax.

-Thanks! -Thanks!

We'll be back in an hour or two.

-See you. -Bye then.

So we lost?

What?

Saying we didn't lose would be an excuse.

From a young person's perspective,

no matter how you slice it, we lost.

I think we won though.

How so?

Even today,

Mr. Makabe invited us and fed us such delicious meat.

He invited us because he had us in mind

given that our last show's coming up, right?

Yes.

I think whether you win or lose in life

comes down to how many of those kinds of relationships you were able to build.

I get that.

But that feels like a different sport.

-Dad, don't drink too much, okay? -What?

-Sir! -What?

May I take a picture of your car?

You can.

But what will you do with a beat‐up car like this?

Actually, it's the license plate.

This is your daughter, right?

Seven, two, three is Natsumi.

Our scooter in the backyard has the same plate number.

What? Can I see it?

-Why? -Sorry.

Oh, you.

That guy collects photos of license plates with that number. Isn't it strange?

Not at all.

Call me when you're home.

Yes, I know.

Not a text message.

A call.

Are there still tickets available for your show?

I could probably still get some if I asked.

How many?

I was thinking about at least coming to see your last show.

Who? You?

Should I not?

I'd love for you to.

In that case,

one ticket, please.

Now I'm nervous.

What? Why?

Why a stopwatch?

You'll need it for work, right?

I don't think I'll need it much.

You'll need it to measure how long the songs are at performances

or how long interviews go for.

I can do that with my phone.

Giving you a present really is unrewarding.

I know what you're doing, Captain.

I used a red stopwatch when I was managing the baseball team.

Thank you for going out of your way to do that research.

I didn't look it up.

-You're lying. -No, really.

I just thought the red would suit you.

Really?

I guess I did all right then.

What?

If you ever get bogged down at work,

you can remember the time when you were in your element.

Yes.

After all, I was revered as a legendary manager.

You can't say that yourself.

Hey. Can I ask a question?

Yes?

Why did you come to the roof that day?

What? When?

You know…

Oh, second year?

Yes. When I

was thinking it'd be okay if I died.

I went to the roof quite often.

But I had never seen you come to the roof before.

I just had a bad feeling.

I see.

I saw you sitting there staring off into the distance

and I didn't think you were really looking at anything.

-Really? -Yes.

You're observant. I'd expect nothing less from you.

I guess it's kind of like a hobby. Along with writing jokes.

But

at that time, we had hardly ever spoken before.

Yes, but

I was curious about you though.

What?

I thought you were strange.

Why?

-Plus… -Yes?

when I thought that I might never see you again,

I figured I should at least talk to you once.

So that's why I went.

Still,

when I found out later that you were seriously contemplating suicide,

I panicked.

That day…

Yes?

when I realized someone was coming up to the roof

and I saw your face…

Honestly, I almost started crying.

Why?

I don't know.

But it's not like I wanted to see just anyone come up there.

Ever since that day,

you were the hero

who saved my life.

Come on.

I don't know…

I just thought,

"I'll try living for this person."

I wanted you to be happy, and I was willing to stake my life

on trying to make that happen.

And, well, thanks to my efforts, we were able to eat this delicious meat.

Thank you very much!

You sound like my brother.

Really?

So my brother said,

he started working at his current job

to make a friend, who extended him an olive branch, happy.

Oh, is that so?

He said if he keeps that up, he might meet a version of himself that's happy.

Oh…

Yes, I feel like I get that.

If I could choose a life that would make you happy,

I wouldn't feel like I was making a mistake.

Then you made the wrong choice right off the bat.

How so?

You announcing that you're going to become

an explorer after we disband didn't make me happy at all.

You're lying. I know the truth.

You say it wasn't funny, but I know in your heart

you think it's hilarious.

No, it's not funny at all.

Don't interpret it in a way that's beneficial for you.

Then what? Are you saying I shouldn't go explore?

-You should definitely go. -Right? I told you.

Whether you come back in three days

or fifty years, either way, it's hilarious.

That's true.

Both of those situations are hilarious. Oh, man, which one should I go for?

I'm glad we had an adventure.

The Macbeth voyage

didn't find any treasure

and will sink before accomplishing anything.

But I'm glad we were able to go on an adventure together.

We made memories for life.

My dad's the worst.

-Welcome back. That was fast. -Hey there.

He told me we had to go to the dentist, so we went,

but it was closed.

What? You went to the dentist?

He's been complaining about some cavity pain,

so my husband was determined to take him today.

A normal person would've confirmed on the phone first.

Oh, man.

Your dad works like fury.

Your dad loves working like fury.

Ms. Honda, if you don't head out soon, you'll be late for work.

But this is the last time I'll get to play here.

Don't worry. We'll be finished moving by next month.

Let me know if you need help, okay?

Ron!

Three dragons.

Without fail, until the very end.

Oh, that's brutal.

Are we able to rent the place out on June 19?

I thought you might say that, so I left it open.

Thank you very much.

I can't go to the show,

so I'll make up for it by providing yakitori.

Actually, it'd be best if it wasn't yakitori.

Oh, that's right. You'll be eating here after the show.

That was the first time my armpits sweated that much in years.

It wasn't just your feet?

It wasn't just my feet.

They're here until rather late today, aren't they?

Sometimes the smart one stays behind, but it's rare that all three are still here.

This is the last time they'll be here together as Macbeth.

Oh, that's why.

Both of the cars they have, and the scooter,

all have the license plate, 723. Isn't that creepy?

No, what's creepy is you trying to collect 723 photos of license plates.

Did you finally collect that many?

I think I have just over 400 right now.

That's so creepy.

Out of all of those photos,

I wonder how many of them have it for the name, Natsumi.

Probably not many.

More like a birthday or a wedding anniversary date.

Hey.

When was the first time

we came to this restaurant?

I don't remember.

I think it was shortly after they first opened.

Yes. Maybe the third day.

Yes.

-That was creepy! -What?

When Haruto kept asking Ms. Nakahama,

"How many does it look like?"

I didn't keep asking.

You asked two weeks in a row.

That's because of something that happened between us in the past.

But Ms. Nakahama doesn't remember that, right?

She was plastered.

You don't have a very memorable face, that's why.

What are you talking about?

You're just happy because it's been so long since you last talked with us.

Oh, I remember.

-What? -What?

Why didn't you ask Mr. Makabe

to change that barbecue to a different day?

Well, that's because

Mr. Makabe wanted to feed us, given that our last show's coming up.

-Come on. -It had to be that day.

It had to be that day,

plus the meat was so good.

-Come on! -It was delicious.

Stop trying to brag, you two.

It was delicious, wasn't it?

Stop saying, "delicious".

It's getting bright outside.

Ms. Nakahama's going to be headed home soon.

No more coffee refills?

You sure?

I won't be able to sleep.

I'm in the midst of adjusting for the show.

Adjusting for what?

Did you guys forget?

The best show we did

was when we came back from Fukuoka sleep-deprived.

We don't need that anymore.

Come on. We're going.

All that's left is some conversations once we're tucked in bed.

I don't have anything to talk about with you before going to bed.

You just won't stop talking today.

Thank you very much.

Well…

we'd each like…

to say our thanks.

To say thanks?

Go ahead, Junpei.

Well…

We've been coming here for just over a year

and I'd like to say thank you for always

saving that special seat for us.

Thank you very much.

Shunta.

Yes.

Thank you so much for each and every week.

I loved the time

we got to spend here.

And I love the coffee you make for us.

This past year,

you've truly become like the sixth member of Macbeth.

Wait, 4.5th, and then…

Yes, Shunta, it's getting long.

And, if you mention her being the sixth member,

she's going to ask you who the fourth and fifth are.

-Oh, will she? -Yes.

Who is it?

Truly, thank you so much.

Lastly, Haruto.

Well…

Thank you very much for each week.

Thank you for your help.

There's no doubt

that the coffee you poured

contributed to the making of our jokes.

For our last show,

we'll do everything in our power

to make you feel like a proud supporter.

Please continue to support us

until the very end.

Thank you

for coming to this restaurant every week.

I'm extremely looking forward to your last show.

Good luck.

See you later.

The only thing left was our live show.

Our time as Macbeth

was almost up.

MACBETH'S FINAL SHOW

We're closing in on 72 hours since this match began.

With neither one budging,

it could still be anyone's game.

What do we have here?

Yoshio is standing up!

Honestly, I had no clue that

you loved your daughter that much.

Excuse me.

What? Is this a declaration of defeat?

Hold it right there!

Taro is getting up as well.

I thought you were jiggling your leg.

But I was mistaken.

It was morse code for

"Please give your daughter to me."

For three days and three nights, you delivered this message.

I'm sorry I didn't realize.

What is this?

Yoshio's leg jiggling was actually morse code!

Has his finishing move finally worked?

I lose.

He's declared defeat! What will happen? How will this match come to an end?

Make

my daughter happy.

I will.

I promise to make her happy.

There's no win or loss for this glorious battle.

They are both winners!

There are no losers.

There are no losers!

The same goes to you.

Excuse me?

You did well until the very end.

You're a worthy winner as well.

We're truly happy to have done this.

Thank you for both your time and attention.

Good job on the hard work you've put in over the past ten years.

I can't believe it's all coming to an end.

Leave it all on the stage.

Ten minutes until showtime.

What did these past ten years mean?

Could I please have a melon soda?

…makes me not want to leave.

What was Macbeth all about for me?

Thank you for everything.

You need to put your heart into it.

-Chinese mitten crab! -Rock, paper, scissors!

-Descend! -Paper, scissors!

-Rock, paper, scissors! -Rock, paper, scissors!

Subtitle translation by: Rachel Hillcoat

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