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This milk is spoiled.

Wake up when I'm talking to you, young lady.

Daddy, it's early.

I was up late last night.

Why the fuck am I waking up to spoiled milk in the fridge?

I'm sorry, Daddy. I got caught working late at the diner. All of a sudden,

she's close by the time I got out.

And you couldn't get up early to buy some fresh milk so I wouldn't have to

drink this shit in the morning?

I'll go get some right now.

Fuck it. I have to get to work. I'll just take my coffee flat.

There is something you can do to make money.

Daddy, no.

Come on, sweetheart.

I'll take one.

Daddy, no.

Daddy,

no.

Yeah,

what are you gonna do about it?

I told you this would happen, John.

Now we're all fucking stuck.

Yeah, Johnny boy, why were we taking a road trip in a car that you knew needed

fixing?

Because Maureen's dad wouldn't lend us the mark.

And I'm the only one with my own wheels.

Hey, I got a bitching car.

You drive a... No, no, wait a minute. You own a 1972 Plymouth Fury.

Which is, of course, a...

great representative of the cars of its day but but but your car the the one in

question oh it doesn't even have an engine ah but it's got one hell of a

back seat and besides my car runs

just about as good as your car does right now john what is

wrong with it

Yeah, shouldn't you take the lid off and check or something?

The lid?

She's hot, right?

I don't need to look under the hood.

No, I know what's wrong with her.

So we're making this stupid trip out here before the theme park.

Wait a minute.

So you could get the part from Doug?

Wait.

So you drive us 40 miles out of the way at this ungodly hour so that you could

get a cheaper used part?

Hey, darling.

We're not all rich here.

I mean, a few bucks means something to the rest of us.

Besides, your boy here likes to work with his hands.

And I couldn't come out here, get the part, and then drive all the way back

and pick you three up.

We'd have lost two hours that way.

Oh, yeah.

Solid plan, Ace.

Because we're making real good time now.

What are you doing back there?

I need to make sure I have the tools I need to pull the alternator when I find

it.

Doesn't Dad have tools?

Yeah, but he charges by the hour, so... It would sort of defeat the purpose of

buying a cheaper part if I still have to pay $50 to borrow tools I already have.

You coming?

Are you serious?

It's like a two-mile trek each way.

And I'll have to carry an alternator and a box of tools if you don't come with

me. Uh, yeah, but if I do go with you, it means I have to carry one of those

heavy objects.

And besides, somebody's got to stay here and protect the ladies.

From what?

We're in the middle of nowhere!

Only animals out here are dogs and rabbits and shit. I don't know.

Yeah, and snakes.

Snakes?

Yeah, what do you think eats the rabbits?

Kidding, buddy.

Nina, Nina, don't worry, okay?

Look, they're only, like, hiding out in tall grass, so don't go walking around

in it. You'll be fine.

We'll be back in an hour or so.

What about us? And the snakes?

You'll be fine.

Stay here. Keith, you're in the car.

What the hell was that?

It was probably just a meteor.

Like, from space?

Um, alright, well, it was either that or it was one of those giant balls of piss

and shit from an airplane.

I didn't see a plane at all.

Alright,

no, we're not staying here.

We're coming with you.

Colonel Onyx, are you free?

Colonel, we may have a visitor.

This is Colonel Onyx.

What do you got for me?

Colonel, this is Agent Blade.

About seven minutes ago, a ship off the coast of Puerto Rico picked up a signal.

A spacecraft?

A few minutes before that, what appeared to be a meteor.

Dropped out of sight from a satellite orbiting over the Atlantic Ocean.

Look, I'm not interested in Meteor's Blade.

Did it change direction?

Did it appear to be a craft?

It slowed down.

Did it land?

Possibly. It dropped just below the deck off the coast of Florida.

Okay. Get the helicopter ready.

Meet me on the roof.

Have the plane prepped and ready to go to Florida.

Check.

Well, my little friend.

Seems like we may have found a relative of yours.

or they're just, I don't know, past those trees.

Hey, you think we need to go all the way to the house? What the fuck for?

I guess he's not there yet.

Are you serious?

It's like 11 in the morning. How late does his shop open up?

Well, it's not that late.

Yeah, but John got us up at 7 a.m. so we could get an early

start.

If, uh, wait, if we didn't have to go like 25 miles an hour in the car down

the road, and then if we didn't break down completely and have to walk the

rest of the way, we would have made it to the shop at like 8.30 tops.

What's your point?

My point?

My point is that you were perfectly willing to drag us all up that early

when you thought the car was fine to make it.

But you didn't even know if Dad would be up to sell you the part.

I figured I would pull the part, and then start putting it in my car, and

then pay Dad if he... When he showed up.

Oh. My.

God.

What?

John was going to steal the part.

No. No. Yes, you were.

This morning, why would he walk to the house to find Edmund?

Because, this late in the day, he's more likely to get caught.

Oh no, wait, let me.

Okay, just give us a minute.

John, wait. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Oh, God, I'm so sorry.

No, no, wait, wait, wait.

It's okay.

I'm okay.

I'm sorry about everything.

Why do you do things like this?

I brought the money for the car. I was ready to pay for it.

They weren't planning to.

Why not?

The thrill? Hell no!

If Dad caught me, he'd rip me a new one.

Or two.

Then why take the risk?

I have to money for the plant.

And the... And the place for the party.

I can't buy you lunch. Or... Or soda!

anything it's okay i've got money

it's not easy

You guys coming or not?

So how early did we start tracking this thing?

Well, it was already pretty close when our satellite first caught sight of it.

As far as we can tell from the angle of trajectory,

the vessel was already in distress or it flies in a completely different

direction. fashion than any of our aircraft.

Maybe it was a splashdown module.

Well, that's possible.

We did lose track of it while it was still over water.

Do we have any carriers in the area?

Two.

Okay. We've got to get some birds in the air.

Do you know if these are military or are they start vessels?

Well, both of our carriers are up checking off that thing we found in the

ice by the North Pole.

for a Chinese spy plane.

And just to keep an eye out.

Check.

It's over.

It's finally over.

It's finally over.

I'm sorry, Mom.

I couldn't do anymore.

I just couldn't.

I know when you guys think I promised him to take care of him, be his wife and

his daughter, because there are certain things you couldn't do anymore.

But I was 12 years...

There's no sign of him anywhere.

Man, it doesn't look like he's been here in days.

How can you tell?

Well, I found a bunch of his tools out. You know, they were all dried up and

crusty.

Probably went on another bender.

I hope Jan's okay.

What? You know, Dad's cutie little daughter.

I'm sorry, babe, but I mean, she's got that farmer's daughter's charm thing,

the innocence.

You're disgusting.

Just as bad as he is.

What are you talking about?

Oh, yeah. You being from the good side of the tracks, you're probably not up to

date on the local drama.

What?

Every small town has its soap opera. Shut up, John.

Take it you and Jan were friends.

We were.

What happened?

Mom got sick.

Really sick, and we just sort of fell out of touch.

What about with your dad?

Yeah.

Did I?

Looks like this.

Jan and Nina used to be really close in, like, grade school.

And then Jan's mom got sick, and I was probably around the fifth grade.

Sixth. Oh.

Sixth. Anyways.

So when Jan's mom, dad's wife, when she got sick, Jan became the woman of the

house. It meant she kind of had to cook for her mom, she had to take care

of her dad, she didn't leave her any room to be a little girl anymore.

And that's when Nina and Jan kind of fell out.

And when dad changed, he was so mad at the world for taking his wife away,

but... She wasn't even dead yet.

She was just withering away from the sickness and the treatment.

Cancer?

I always assumed so, but I never did know for sure.

So he took all of his anger out on Jan.

He took all his frustrations out on Jan.

When she was in sixth grade?

Rumor has it Dad started looking at Jan as his wife.

When she was in the sixth grade?

Why didn't anyone do anything?

I mean, it's not like they went into town on dates.

No one knew what was going on out here.

She wasn't advertising out here. I mean, she didn't say anything.

Until recently.

I ran into her at the diner. She told me one night after her shift.

Wait, so it's still going on? I mean, I can kind of understand it now, but...

I had it coming.

She said it was going to stop.

She was grown up now and it was all going to stop.

So wait.

He doesn't like her anymore because she's a woman?

Or she was going to stop doing it herself.

Thank you.

It'll do.

Yeah, but this isn't even the same car.

It's pretty old.

It's a pretty generic part.

I mean, I'll make it work.

Are you sure?

This car is old.

But the alternator's new.

What?

See, the nuts are brass, and...

This alternator's just a lot cleaner than anything else that's under here.

So it's new.

So... will it work?

Hope so.

Thought you were gonna get it rebuilt.

Yeah, was, but Dad's not here, so the shop's closed, right?

John... John, we agreed we weren't gonna steal this part.

Yeah... We did.

Hey Romeo, come help me real quick.

The nuts aren't rusted, but something's got this on here really good.

What can do?

Alright, I got this. Just see if you're stronger than I am.

than I thought.

Alright.

Give me a sec.

Okay. Okay. It's good and stuck. Thanks. I just want to make sure it wasn't me.

Fine.

So we're stuck.

No, the part is stuck.

But we need the part.

So why don't we just go wake up Dad?

Yeah, yeah, we can get the rebuilt one. No, if he's hungover, I really don't

want to wake him up and bring him out of here. Yeah, you got a point. I mean,

he'd be a mean old bastard.

So what do we do?

I just have to find a way to get that alternator out.

Okay, so why don't we go pay Dad, and then we can get out of here quicker once

you do.

That's a good idea. I mean, give me the money, man, and I'll take care of him.

That's not going to help, man. I'm a major muscle here.

Yeah, Hercule. You've been so helpful so far.

Okay, Nina, we can go.

Yeah, but I don't like that idea. I mean, you two pretty ladies waking him

up.

I don't think... He might get some ideas.

No offense to you two lovely ladies, but you flash that cash first and he won't

even look at you.

Or mind being woken up?

Not if he wakes up, gets paid, and goes back to bed.

I must have hit my head.

But he's dead.

He couldn't have done any of this.

I hit my head and I dreamt it.

But it doesn't hurt to make sure.

Just in case he has some life left in him.

Oh, God!

Oh, man, I'm sorry.

Shit, man, come on. I was just, you know.

So is this what you're looking for?

A little longer would have been nice, but...

It'll do.

So, how do we do this again?

Well, it works two ways.

We both pull the wrench, and it gives us a lunge.

It's pretty frozen.

Rusted?

Shouldn't. The bolt shouldn't get rusted. It's probably just some, I don't

know, moisture gone with the threads, maybe.

So, uh, where's Dad?

Um, well... Mr.

Strathers, you weren't planning on liberating this part without paying for

it, were you? No, no, no.

Man's not here. What were you going to do, send him a check?

I don't like the son of a bitch any more than anybody else in this town.

If it were up to me, I'd shoot him for the way he treats that little girl of

his. But, uh, we've never had enough evidence to actually do anything about

it. Well, speaking of shooting... Yeah, um, I leave the gun at the locker at

work. I was on my way in now.

Why the detour?

Spotted your truck down there at the end of the road. Thought, um, come up and

see if you needed a ride into town.

Find you doing this.

We're not stealing it!

No, we just figured Dad was on a bender and sleeping in, so... Yeah, our

girlfriends are up at his house to go pay for it right now.

Really? Yeah.

He's dead.

His head had a huge hole in it.

Who's dead?

Dad.

We went over to his house and knocked, but nobody answered and...

The door just sort of swung open, so we went inside.

And then we saw him there. He was slumped in a chair with a huge hole in

his head. And his dick hanging out.

But, you know, he was kind of small for such a tall guy.

That could be because he was dead.

Yeah, but I thought all of you guys died with, like, erections?

Yeah, that's a myth.

How could he have an erection if he was losing blood through a giant hole in his

head? Hey, hey, hey. Can we get back to the matter at hand here?

What about Jan?

Was she there?

Okay, she could have been frightened off.

Or... Or she did it.

Okay, I'll go up to the house and check it out.

And call it in.

I may need your help.

For what?

We gotta find Jan. She could hurt herself.

Or us.

Yeah, just call more cops.

Yeah. Look, we've got to look for her.

The cops, they're all... Everybody in town's tied up. Big accident, lots of

injuries. I don't like it.

It seems kind of dangerous. Us?

Us? Looking for a suspected murderer?

Look, we all know why she shot the son of a bitch. She's not likely to hurt

anybody else.

She wouldn't hurt anyone.

I mean, not anyone else.

Okay, we'll look for her.

Okay, I'm going to have to wait for the car. If you find her... Don't approach

her.

Just call into the station, have them connect you to my cell phone, and I'll

meet you wherever you are.

Okay?

We're not really going to look for this psycho bitch, are we?

I mean, what would you call her? My friend.

Oh.

Good job.

Well, fine.

You take her back to the car.

When Debbie brings back some more cops, we'll have one of them just take you

guys home, okay? No way.

No, we're coming with you. No, no, no, that's not a good idea.

Too bad.

A little help here, man. Come on.

I'm not arguing with her again.

We just got a report of a car accident in a small town near where the bogey

disappeared. And why would a car accident interest me?

The driver who caused the pile that we said is something, fella.

Get a hazmat team in there.

Tell the locals it's a chemical spill or something.

Yo, can you be here in ten minutes?

Well, don't worry. I'll make sure he gets plenty of photos, but I want to get

this body moved.

We have to go look for that girl.

For all I know, she shot her father.

Yeah, yeah, I'm still here.

So, how do we do this?

What, look for people?

Well, look for Jan. I mean, do we call her name out, or...? Well,

considering that she just killed her father, she's probably not too eager for

us to find her.

Maybe we should, uh... Nuh-uh. No, no, no, Harry. No, don't even suggest

splitting up. Not after what we just saw.

But couples would... We would be able to cover twice as much ground.

And each of the ladies would have a man with them. You know.

More or less.

How long are you going to stay mad at me?

Fuck! off, Harry.

Come on.

You can't say I was wrong.

You just don't understand.

She was my friend. My best friend. Instead of helping her, I abandoned her.

You were a kid.

Am I excused now?

What could you have done?

Told the police.

Let them know what was happening.

Based on what?

You had a conversation with a distraught girl in a diner. I mean, if they were

going to do something about a rumor, they would have done something years

ago.

I don't fucking believe you!

I'm pouring my heart out to you and all you're thinking about is sex? What did I

do?

You said you saw Dad dead.

Don't remind me.

And you're sure he was dead?

Yeah, look, I'm pretty fucking sure he had a big hole in his head.

And we're, what, one, two miles away from anybody else's property?

Yeah, so what's your point?

That's impossible.

She looks like that to me.

What are you doing?

I'm going to call a dead people and dad's not dead. No, don't.

Look, he is dead.

And you know what dad looks like?

No, but Nina does.

we consider big enough to be a vessel or an escape pod.

Ah, but you see, that's a tricky thing. When dealing with previously

undiscovered life forms, you can't go by size.

Let's land this bird. Check out that car crash in person.

Yeah, everything's cleaned up here.

I'm just going to go back to my truck and get some crime scene tape.

Hell no, I didn't ride back with the coroner.

I was stiff in the back.

Gone. He's gone. He made a deal with the devil. He's a demon.

Whatever he is, he hasn't much time on this earth.

None of them do.

So what'd he say?

And which one of us is crazy?

I am.

Yep, he said that Dad was... dead.

Just like you found him.

Uh, right there in the trailer.

Huge hole in his head.

And his dick hanging out.

We've established that you're not crazy.

Yes.

You saw that guy in the woods too, right?

Yeah, but from the back.

From the back? Who is he?

What's he doing out here?

John.

He could be the killer.

It can't be.

It can't be.

My appearance bothers you?

You're not real.

You are dead.

Is this body inappropriate?

Inappropriate?

Inappropriate, he says. Of course it's not appropriate.

You're dead.

I'm supposed to be walking around!

Dead people don't just walk around!

I'm sorry.

What is dead?

You!

You! You are dead!

Look at that hole in your head!

This is wrong.

It was so clear in the mind of the one whose image I took.

She did think my probe of her DNA was invasive.

So I took another one instead.

What are you talking about?

I did not mean to come here.

My vessel crashed.

I could not breathe. I had to assimilate a life form that could breathe this air.

You're an alien?

An alien?

Yes.

But you speak English.

How'd you manage that?

I learned the language from the girl I probed.

I also learned some of your customs.

Customs?

Dad's customs?

They seem barbaric, but I think I can learn to like them.

Let's do it.

I would have thought zombie too, but nearly.

He was going to rape you, but I stopped him. And once you're feeling better, I'm

going to go kill him.

Again.

She killed him.

It's not like it's a surprise.

It's okay.

How can you be sure? Because it was just a small piece of something much, much

larger.

We've got to get back up in the air. Start searching for it before it gets

dark. Let's get this bird in the air.

I don't want to lose any time whatsoever studying the piece that we found.

Also, back at the office, they're studying the body we found a few weeks

ago. We've got to get the Army aircraft in the air and down to pick up the rest

of the pieces so we can study it.

What did I do to deserve this?

I mean, I get it. I did call her childhood friend a nutbag.

But in my defense, her childhood friend did probably blow half her father's head

off.

You're dead!

I get that a lot.

Unfortunately, this body damages so easily.

I think I may be dying.

Yeah, you should have done that this morning.

I can't just probe you for a new form.

Well, good, because I don't like the sound of that anyway.

I need a whole new body.

What the hell is that?

Oh, a little something I picked up on Astor 7. I like it a lot, and it's very

good.

I do wish this was a less messy process.

Shouldn't we call the deputy?

Yeah.

Will he believe you?

I mean, you just told him you saw a corpse walking around.

We did just see a corpse walking around.

Can't you do something about this?

Uh, Jan?

Yes?

Um, where are you going?

To go kill him.

Again.

Don't you think maybe we should call the police?

Oh, no. Oh, no. They won't do anything about it.

Yes, they can. And they have people that can help you.

I learned to take care of myself and him.

It's Harry.

I'm sorry, Puss in Boots.

I was in the center of the board.

Yeah, you were.

But after the day we've been through...

Is she okay?

I saw what you tried to do to her.

Earlier, to my friend.

I saw you try to rape her.

You saw what?

Yeah, hear what she talked about.

Yeah, what's going on?

I don't have any idea what she's talking about.

I think I do.

She must have seen us earlier.

You know when I slapped you and you kissed me?

Don't look at me like that. I apologize to her. And I overreacted. I was upset.

I overreacted. It's a misunderstanding.

Harry and I are in love.

If you say so, but the other fucker has to die.

You mean dad?

Yeah. Your dad?

Yeah, you know him?

Yeah, I saw him earlier.

He's dead.

I get a bunch of nasty wounds on his face.

He died right in front of me.

I suspect something like that.

Well, um, we should probably confirm that death.

You know, with the walking corpse and all.

You think you could show us? Of course.

It's right over there.

Good, because it's with a nice, dead, still body.

Then we can call it a day.

Yeah. And, uh, show them we're not crazy. Right?

Yeah.

I think it's not all of us.

Well? Where is he?

I'm not sure. He was right here.

Maybe the air broke down his structure.

What is that stuff?

It's damn defined though.

Doesn't look like anything I've ever seen.

Kinda looks like strawberry jam.

Where have you been eating?

This means we still have a body, man.

And there's still an alien running around out there somewhere.

An alien?

I'll explain later.

He told me everything.

I guess this could be what's left of our invader from Mars, right?

So funny, eh?

Mars? Really?

There is no life on Mars. And when there was, it did not look like this.

Maybe we should look for it.

Mars?

The alien.

It looks like Dad.

Yeah, but I'm pretty sure he was dead in front of me.

We were pretty sure he was dead in front of us, too.

Well, why don't we split up?

We'll cover more ground and we'll look for Dad or the would-be alien that could

be Dad.

Do you mind taking her with you?

I want to apologize to Nina.

That one there, she doesn't like me much.

Hey, Jen.

Yeah, Maureen.

You two guys come with me.

And Nina and Harry, they can just go search over there. They've already been

around this area.

Be careful with him. I won't be there to watch your back.

Chop-chop!

Go find some proof of death!

Oh, okay, good job.

Why is she eating with us?

Harry wants some alone time with Nina, too.

Apologize. Aww.

I'm sorry, honey.

It's okay.

I know what you're like.

Oh, really?

I told you too much before.

Now your friends all know what they're looking for.

At least they know they're not looking for a man.

And I may have let a little bit too much slip when we were looking at that blob,

but I've never seen any one of us melt that way before.

Not in...

Not ever.

Not in 400 years.

I was just going to search out the parts I needed to fix my vessel and leave this

wretched rock.

But I've learned so many wonderful things.

You make this body feel such wonderful things.

Can you guys find anything?

Nina, what happened?

Nothing you need to worry about.

We tried to rape you.

You did the right thing.

isn't going to rest until we're all dead.

So we should go kill it first. No, we should call the deputy and tell him

about this.

Harry's death?

All of it.

Harry's death, the sludge, the alien, everything.

Just everything.

You haven't told the police about the alien.

We were waiting for proof.

Good. What?

Good that we're waiting for proof, otherwise he'd think we're all nuts.

the only ones that know.

For now.

Look, let's just get out of here, okay?

No! We are not letting a murderous, molesting monster marauding

the hillside.

What do you suggest we do?

We go kill it, just like Daddy.

Just like Daddy?

I suppose we should go follow her.

Make sure she doesn't hurt herself.

There's a lot of trees and water.

Is there not a radiation reading that we can focus in on?

Nothing out of the ordinary.

Heat trails?

Nope.

Okay, we'll have the team check for atmospheric disturbances in the area.

Should I contact the local National Guard recovery squad?

Maybe some traffic girls? No.

For the ground search, I want as few people involved as possible.

I know.

But until I figure out what it is that we're dealing with, the last thing I

need are a bunch of weekend warriors finding aliens or pieces of shit and

going home and telling their wives about it.

Any word on the piece that we found?

Last report said it made it to our base in San Francisco.

It was going to be flown to our lab.

Los Angeles by Army helicopter, right?

I meant, is he hurt?

Did he get hurt when he was trying to rescue me from that thing?

I'll be okay.

Yeah.

But you don't look so good.

He put a bit of a beating on me, didn't he?

His heat didn't help.

I kind of like it. It makes my chest lessen.

You have to admit, they are nice.

Okay, very nice.

I need a drink.

Well, there's a cooler back at the car.

I don't think I can make it there.

I'm not tired at all.

Okay, um, alright ladies, let's say we go get this guy a drink. Maybe I'll run

into the alien and we can finish them off.

I don't want to walk all the way back to the car.

My feet are killing me.

Okay, um, so I guess you and I can go and get these two softies a drink.

You sure you'll be alright?

Yeah. Yeah.

We'll be fine.

Besides, I think if the alien comes to get us, she's got it taken care of.

What about you?

I'll keep her in line.

You better.

Alright, let's get going.

It feels nice out here.

Ow.

What is it?

Charlie Horse.

Charlie Horse.

What can I do? This really hurts.

Just rub it.

Much better.

You're welcome.

Sir, anything I can rub for you to make you feel better?

Nina, I've always thought you were hot. I mean, but... Do you really think this

is the time?

What do you mean?

Killer alien.

Harry's dead.

I'm sweaty and greasy.

And Maureen?

Oh, right. Yes, yes, yes.

Maureen. We'll be quick.

I've always wanted to do this.

Maybe later we can ask Maureen to join us.

Really?

Oh, do you think they're going to be okay?

He doesn't seem like he's a rapist.

No, John John's not.

I mean, do you think that they're going to be safe from the alien?

You mean Dad? I don't know. He's pretty tricky.

I don't like this. Let's just go back, okay?

What the fuck is going on?

He was trying to rape me!

That's impossible!

He's getting away!

He's not going to go very far. I have the keys to the car.

What the hell were you two doing? What's going on?

I told you! He tried to rape me! And I say that's impossible!

John would never do that! That demonic monster would!

Oh my god.

You said he was really tricky.

He can look like anybody he wants.

So, so that's, that's not like John. That's not John's behavior, so, so he

must be the alien.

And when he attacked me, he said he had learned things from connecting with

Dad's image.

Like, like, like John's behavior now?

So, so maybe that wasn't John?

Maybe that was that thing?

Thing? Yeah, that describes it.

So then John's dead.

Deputy, you've got to get back out here. There's something killing people. It's

making everybody else crazy.

Who's on the other line?

My girlfriend.

No, no, no. She's confused.

No, I'm not.

No, wait. No, no. Let me explain.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

She said what?

No, that Jan girl is crazy.

She thinks I'm the... No, I'm not the alien. I know who the alien is.

It's Dad.

No, the other Dad. I know... What?

Unless... Nina! I know who the alien is. Okay, just come back here

and bring your gun this time. Bring lots of guns. Big guns.

Shouldn't you be going and looking for that thing?

Is it John or does it just look like John?

And if we kill it, are we killing John?

Who cares?

It's dangerous.

Yeah, she's right.

We should stop it while we know who it looks like.

I think we should wait for the deputy. I mean, he said he was coming and he'll

get us home.

If we're still around.

She's right, you know.

So, how long did that cop say it was going to be?

He said it was going to be a while because of that big accident on the

highway. He's going to have to take his 4x4 up access roads.

It's John.

Do you want to answer it?

How do you know it's really him?

I don't.

But I'm going to answer it.

Hello?

Maureen, listen. It's me.

How do I know it's you?

Listen to me. When could the alien have replaced me?

What do you mean?

We were never apart.

I've been with you all day except when you left to go get those drinks.

Yeah. And then I came back to find you making out with Nina.

I don't think that's Nina.

Oh, so you think she's the alien.

Maybe be a little bit more careful what you say in front of her.

He says the only time that we were alone and apart was when he was with you.

No, he was also alone with Harry.

Who turned out to be rapist monster assholes. Son of a bitch.

Look, you bastard, I don't know what you've done with John, but I'm coming

for you.

All right, ladies, arm yourselves.

You ready?

You sure that rock's going to be enough? Oh, yes.

How's this?

Big enough?

Yeah, I guess we're ready.

So, which way are we going? I think Daddy would head back home.

That thing isn't your daddy. Oh, the nasty part is.

He's a demon, a demon straight from hell, and I'm going to send him home.

Of course you are, dear.

Of course you are.

I gotta get out of here.

They don't know where I am.

Could be a good place to hide out and wait for the deputy.

But he might believe their story.

I should have paid attention when Harry's breaking into stuff.

Okay, ladies.

Let's get some aliens going.

You do turn a colorful phrase.

It's locked.

Jan, do you have a key? Of course I do.

Oh, wait.

It's in the house.

Brilliant.

Look, I doubt he's in there. The cop probably locked the door when he put the

tape in there.

That's very insightful, Nina.

All right.

Let's have a look around.

All right.

Let's just get this over with.

What'd you do with John? I am John.

Don't you recognize me?

John would have never tried to do that to me. You came on to me.

What are you saying?

I didn't attack her. It came on to me.

You were going to fuck my best friend on the back of some trailer while your

loyal girlfriend was fetching you water because you were too tired to walk down

the road.

Somebody's in trouble.

Hypnotized me. Oh, please.

You were just thinking with your cock.

So you're admitting it?

Admitting what?

That you seduced my boyfriend.

See? She's the alien.

And the slut.

You know what?

I think he's right.

I mean, Nina's a slut, but she's definitely not a man-stealing slut.

You know, I prefer being a man.

These soft bodies are fun, but these emotions are making me nuts.

At least you fellas have one tentacle, albeit short.

I'm really fucking sick of that rock, bitch!

Jan! Jan, what are you doing? He's not the alien, she is! Did you see the demon

move? Move?

It is him, was her, but now it's him!

What are you talking about?

You're not making any sense! The world doesn't make any sense!

She's right, you know.

The world makes no sense at all.

I guess you're up sweetheart.

Now where are those keys?

Oh, there will be plenty of time for moaning and groaning later, my dear.

That's right.

So this whole day started.

Oh, these human brains are slow.

Easily distracted.

It was hours ago.

John. Oh, John, thank God.

Oh.

You hit me?

Twice.

Now don't go anywhere, dear.

I'll be back with the battery in a little while.

It won't fix the problem, but it'll get me back in town so I can steal a working

car.

Haven't you ladies had enough?

I know I've had enough of you.

God, bunnies are so soft!

I think we did it.

I think he's dead.

I don't know.

He's pretty tricky.

Come on, let's go check on Maureen.

We smashed his head and gut!

John?

John's dead?

The teacher!

The alien!

Well then where's John?

I think that was John!

I know! You killed him! You killed John!

We killed the demon! The demon was John!

Don't worry! He doesn't stay dead long!

Come on, darlin'! Open up! We can just catch the thing up!

How do I know that it's not one of you two?

No, no, I am not. I'm not budging from this spot until there are a hundred cops

around this place.

Green, don't be stupid.

Let us in or I'm going to get really angry.

She is right. It is you.

Jan, no, please, not you.

Nina, we've been a real true friend.

But Daddy's demons got into you. And it must be you.

It's okay, Morrie. You did it.

I'm still the alien science in your body.

You know, aliens are pretty tricky.

Okay, you didn't want that thing in there, did you?

You killed Nina?

And you killed John?

And then that thing killed Harry?

All of my friends are dead.

They had to die. They were dangerous.

You're just as bad as that thing.

Demon?

I didn't molest her.

But it sucked all the different green seeds in her.

Like he did me.

And it felt so good.

I told you he'd come back!

So you killed Nina for nothing!

This

is

fucking ridiculous.

I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow.

Oh,

don't be jealous, baby.

We're still going on our little trip.

Got a whole new battery and everything.

Now pop the hood, would you, sugar?

Is this about her?

She didn't even mean anything to me.

She wants me.

It's locked.

I gotta do this myself.

Open the goddamn door!

Me?

You're mine now!

Until I get bored with you.

A box cutter?

Who gets a box cutter in their car?

I was a box boy.

Well, that explains the money problem.

No, please.

For the cops' comm.

I wish this body didn't crave her.

You wanted that boot?

Give

me

some help up here. I don't care about some freaking car accident. I've got

bodies. At least two more.

And I passed some weird black sludge coming up the dirt track up here.

There's a whole bunch of weird shit going on.

It's a friggin' bloodbath.

And put an APB out on that Strathers kid.

John Strathers and his little girlfriend.

Two of them have been calling me all day with some crazy stories.

And now, they've both disappeared in some car that supposedly doesn't even

run.

Hang on a second.

I've got a live one.

No, don't bother sending an ambulance.

I'll take her back in my truck. It'll be quicker than trying to get past that

mess on the freeway.

Just be ready when we bring her in.

Don't worry, Jan. We're going to take care of that.

The town of Ogilvy, Florida.

Local deputy reports finding strange substance.

During the course of investigating several murders, Deputy Jay Lawrence

found a strange black sludge on the dirt track linking the town of Ogilvy

to the private property of one Douglas Johnson.

Conflicting reports as to whether or not Douglas Johnson is deceased.

Jan Johnson admitted to Ogilvy Hospital. No visible wounds.

Nina Bosley also admitted with a severe head wound.

And says she was attacked by aliens.

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No.