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Yeah?

Yeah, can I talk to you for a sec?

Um, yeah, what's going on?

I mean, I'm just, like, wondering, like, what, with all the girls that you've

been having over.

With all the girls I've been having over?

Yeah, you know, like, every day.

Yeah, what about them? I mean, they come over here and hang out and stuff with

me, and it's fun. I don't know.

Just hanging out with chicks.

Is that it, though? Because, I mean, like, I don't know. I didn't, like,

think that it was going to be like that.

Like, you're kind of being a whore.

Being a what?

A whore.

I'm not being a whore. I mean, like, yeah, some of them, we just hang out and

study. And then, yeah, some of them, like, I've kind of, like, dicked down,

given the diddly-do. But, you know, I mean, I can't help it. Like, I'm a guy.

Like, I just want to be up in that.

Pussy.

What? I'm trying to be all up in there.

Does it have to be, like, so many, though?

Like... What do you mean? I mean... Like, do you even care about any of

them?

Not really, no. I'm just, like, adding up that body count, you know?

Just stacking it up.

Okay. I didn't really think you would like that.

I'm like MJ, like, stacking up rings, you know?

Right. But it's bodies.

Right. Okay.

So...

Like, what? What about it? Like... I don't know.

I just, like, was... I just don't know why you're doing it. Like, it's kind of,

like, stupid. Like, don't you have any, like, anything better to do? Like, you

just want to get pussy and you can't, like, I don't know, read a book or

something?

Um, I mean, reading's not really for me. I mean, like... I don't mean reading.

I'm just saying, like, something else.

Like... I go to the gym and I lift.

I don't know, that's really, like, all I really, like, want to do is, like, go to

the gym, look fit, eat, like, chicken and rice, and, like, I don't know, like,

bitches.

Okay, well, I mean, I just, like, I'm just, like, it's just kind of, like,

been a lot. I'm kind of, like, I just don't get it. You want me to have, like,

less girls over?

Yeah. I mean, that's kind of dumb. I mean, you've had guys over, you know?

You hang out with guys.

Okay, that's, like, really occasional, and I don't really, like, let them hit.

Okay.

So, I mean, we both pay, like, equal amount of rent. Like, I don't see what

the big deal is. I mean, I'll have loads of people over if that makes you feel

better. Like, instead of, like, seven a week, I'll have, like, three over,

maybe. Okay, I mean, I think you're just, like, being, like, too easy and

stuff.

I'm being too easy?

Yeah. I mean, I don't really have, like, standards.

So, like... And you think that's, like, cool?

I don't know.

I mean... Why don't you, like, talk to me about it? I don't know. Like, how

should it go?

Well, I don't know. It's just, like, kind of been bothering me.

Bothering you?

Well, yeah.

Like... I don't know why you're making this, like, such a big thing. Like, what

is going on with you? You're never, like, this, like, high-strung.

You're just kind of being, like, er, Josh is just having sex, er.

Like, you sound like my mom.

So what's going on?

I don't know. Like, we, like, I don't know. I feel like we're

always, like, hanging out and, like, making dinner together and, like,

watching movies till 2 a.m. and, like, doing, like.

Cute shit, but then I don't know. I don't get like the rest.

What do you mean by cute shit? I mean, I thought we were just like, I don't know,

being roomies. Like, don't roommates do that?

I don't know. I feel like it's kind of like, you know.

Kind of like what?

I don't know. It's just weird. Like, I'm getting like jealous.

You're getting jealous?

Yeah.

Wait, why are you jealous? Stop laughing at me. I don't know, I just don't get

it. I'm just, it's, like, hard, like, to see you, like, all, like, emotional.

Because, like, usually you're like, yeah, bro, like, you totally act like a

homie, like, most of the time. And now you're being all like, yeah, yeah.

Well, like, I like being the homie, but I just, like, I don't know. I want,

like, maybe, like, what they're getting, too.

Hey, what?

What do you mean, getting what they're getting?

I don't know, like, like, why can't I, like, you know, like, try it out?

Wait, are you talking about, like, you want me?

Well, I mean, yeah, kind of.

Since when?

Since, like, the whole time.

What do you mean the whole time?

I don't know, since we moved in together.

Wait, so you have a thing for me?

Yeah.

That's why I'm not liking you bringing all these girls in.

I mean, you're cute, and I think you're super sweet, but I just don't want to...

I don't know, we're roommates. I don't want to make things weird if I'm coming

on to you, and then it's like, oh, I got this weird roommate, and he's fucking

trying to get in my pants. You know how that makes me look?

I mean...

Like, I get it, but, like, I feel like the guy's supposed to make the first

move. Yeah, and then I... That's why I'm so, like, uncomfortable with this. Like,

what? Yeah, and then we end up in a weird situation if I made a move.

I don't think so.

I feel like I made it, like, kind of obvious that I liked you.

Not really, no.

I don't know. I thought you were just being a dick.

No, I wasn't trying to be. I'm just, like, oblivious. I'm kind of dumb.

Yeah, you are kind of dumb.

All I do is, like, go to the gym and shit.

Yeah,

I'm fucked bitches.

Whatever.

Okay, well, like, can I be one of the bitches you fuck?

You don't want to just be one of them?

You can't say it like that.

You're too, like, sweet for that.

The only one.

I don't like... I don't like showing my emotions.

But I'm jealous.

Maybe you should show more and you'd get what you want.

Well... Okay.

These are my emotions.

Oh, so your emotions?

Yeah. What are you doing?

You want me to see it?

What, just like right now?

Oh, yeah.

Why do you not want to?

No, I'm just thinking that you should look at me first instead of me.

Why? What do you mean, why?

Because I want to see if you're serious.

I'm serious.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

What are you getting me into?

You can't tell me you haven't thought about it once since living with me.

I mean, like, maybe a couple times.

Exactly. Especially when you come home from the gym in your, like, little

workout outfits.

Yeah.

I know. I mean, I've seen you staring before.

Oh my god, I can't believe this is finally happening.

I don't know, like, I've had such a crush on you for so long.

A crush?

Yeah.

It's really nice, too.

No wonder all these girls come over.

I don't have to talk about the non-existent anymore.

Yeah? Yeah.

It's only me now? Yeah.

That's perfect.

Kind of boring anyways.

Yeah.

I'll show you how fun I am.

Well, I'm not as easy as you.

Not easy anymore.

No. No.

Just put the dog in the pond.

I like that.

Thank you.

It's better than I thought it would be.

Are you afraid of me?

I've been waiting so long for it, so I'm going to take my time with it.

I think you should give it a little bit more than time now.

Yeah? Yeah.

You mean like, I put it in me? Yeah.

Yeah.

so good.

my eyes.

Skipping your cut is so amazing.

That is so fucking hard.

Fucking bad

Oh

my

god Oh my god,

oh my god, this is good

My fucking pussy, please.

It made me cum so fucking hard.

Well,

I wish I told you I liked you way sooner.