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My boyfriend is pissing me off so bad.

Why? He keeps being like, oh, it's No Nut November. Like, we can't do anything

sexual. Like, bro, who cares? Like, it's just an internet meme.

I don't give a fuck. I'm horny as hell.

No, no, November's a real thing, okay?

You gotta oblige by the rules, and the rules are no nuts in November.

Okay, well, I want to get my nut in November, okay? I don't care.

He's a man of the culture, clearly.

No, he's not a man of culture. What are you talking about? You're supposed to

support me. You're my step-bro. I know, but I gotta support the bros. Like, he's

trying to, you know, he's trying to stay strong. No, no, November.

It's not an easy thing to do.

It's not easy, but it's not, you know, cool on my end because I really need

Dick. So, who's Dick am I gonna suck?

I've actually never.

you know, between me and you.

Yeah. I've never accomplished a No Nut November before. I tend to fail the No

Nut Novembers. Oh, really?

Yeah, and you know, like, they say that, like, if you fail No Nut November, you

get Ligma.

Ligma?

Oh, my God, what the hell is Ligma? I don't know, I never got it, I don't

think, at least, you know, but, like, that's what they say, like, is that what

he's saying to you?

I mean, he didn't mention that part, but I don't want to get Ligma.

You want a Ligma?

no lick my balls oh my god you are so stupid that meme is like 20 years old

oh yeah i know whatever god no but seriously like what am i supposed to do

i don't know you tried just like i mean you know i don't know if it applies to

girls no no november have you just you know jerked off or something i know what

i'm craving like actual dick you're supposed to help me

What am I supposed to do? I'm her stepbrother. How am I supposed to help

you? I mean, I don't know. How can you help me?

I could, you know, recommend a good romance novel or something for you.

Oh, yeah, that'll really get me off of reading about whatever poems and shit.

Yeah.

So, did you break up with Jaylee, right?

Yeah, I broke up with Jaylee, like, a while ago. Why?

I mean, yeah, that's what she told me, but don't think I'm weird for this.

Um, she also told me you have, like, kind of a nice cock.

What? She told you that?

Yeah. Why are you guys talking about my dick?

Because that's girl talk, you know? We just tell each other everything.

Oh, my God. I don't really want to talk about her, okay?

Okay, fine.

But, I mean, do you want to talk about me?

What?

I mean, listen.

I'm sure your cock hasn't been played with in a little bit since you guys

broke up, and I kind of need it right now. Just let me see it.

You don't have to do anything. Just let me see it.

No, I'm not going to show you my cock. What the fuck am I supposed to say? Come

on, just let me see.

Just let me see.

Please, I won't tell anybody. What is seeing it going to do?

Because I just need to see if it's actually nice.

Please?

Okay, but you can't tell her or anybody else about this, okay?

Okay. I'm only doing this for you just like this one time.

Okay, I'm not going to say anything, Joe.

Oh, my God, your heart?

Oh, my God.

Wait, your cock is kind of nice.

You said you just wanted to see it.

Okay, but I kind of want to play with it, too. Obviously, I'm so horny. I told

you why.

Yeah, I know, but that's weird. You're like my sister.

So? So you're not supposed to fucking play with my coffee.

Well, can I suck your coconut?

Bro, Mom and Dad are going to be home in like any minute.

No, because she's going to her Pilates class, remember? So we have like an

extra hour.

If we get caught, they'll literally send me to military school.

Okay, enjoy the military.

Please, can I suck it?

Yeah. Fine.

I told you I just wanted to see it.

What about your boyfriend?

So?

We just won't tell him anything.

No.

Where you going?

Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere.

mmm mmm

Yeah, fuck no, not November.

Yeah, fuck all that. We don't need that. Yeah, we don't need that shit.

I'll definitely feel it for this.

Can you put the whole thing in your mouth?

Let me see how far you can get it down, sis.

Almost.

You got a lot of it.

I feel so good.

You slept like really good.

Yeah? Yeah.

Really good.

You want to inside you?

You already know the answer to that.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

You're bad.

Yeah, I am.

You have a boyfriend and you're my sister.

Whatever. It's a secret.

We are not supposed to be telling this.

Oh, fuck.

Stand up.

Oh.

I'm glad I wore this today because now you can put it right in.

Me too.

Damn

sis,

your pussy is really tight.

Yeah?

Oh.

Um...

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Oh,

fuck.

Yeah,

it feels so good. Oh, fuck, it feels so good.

Yeah.

Fuck no, not November.

I can't believe we're doing this.

November. This is so crazy.

You already know you love it. I do. We can take this off.

I was getting hot anyway.

Fuck. You're so hot sis.

Fuck,

that feels good.

You like riding your brother's cock?

I love riding your cock.

Oh my god, nice and deep.

Fuck, I gotta get a new couch. This thing is squeaky. Yeah, it's a little

squeaky, isn't it?

Shit.

Fuck.

It's alright there.

Alright, ready?

Wanna taste yourself off it?

Yeah.

I can't believe your boyfriend said no to this. Oh, I know he's fucking crazy.

Like how your big brother's cock feels inside you? Yeah.

I love your cock.

Better than your boyfriend's? Yeah, it's so much better than my boyfriend's.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah, right there.

Oh, I love taking that call.

from you, Seth.

guess we both failed no not november yeah hopefully i don't get ligma