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The only thing harder than watching your parents get divorced is watching them

fall in love with someone new.

Especially when that someone new happens to be your ex-girlfriend.

Good afternoon, son.

That's right. It's about as fucked up of a situation as you can imagine.

Not only did my college sweetheart Carly cheat on me, but she did it with my own

dad. And to add insult to injury, two years later, she became my stepmother.

You forgot these.

Seriously?

What?

What are you doing? Stop.

You've been in bed all day. It's time to get up and get motivated.

You can't tell me what to do.

Yes, I can. I'm your mother. You are my stepmother.

Well, I'm a parental role, so get off your ass and do something.

You're really loving this, aren't you?

Why would I love this? Because you've been seeking revenge on me ever since I

broke up with you.

I broke up with you? You cheated on me and I ended it.

But that's okay.

I'm over it.

Clearly.

Look, Tyler.

Sometimes people do things without thinking of the consequences.

And that doesn't make it okay, but it happens. And you have to learn to accept

it. Okay, but the person who fucked up... Whoa, whoa, whoa. Watch your

language.

The person who messed up should apologize.

Very well, then.

I'm sorry.

Do you accept my apology?

Well, I would consider it if you actually maybe looked at me.

I'm sorry.

Probably more than you realize.

Well...

You know, okay then.

I can't believe we're doing this.

It's not that one, though. We've done this before.

It's fucking my son.

No big deal.

It's that son, right?

It's been so long. It's fucking my son.

Oh my God. Oh

my

God.

Fuck.

Oh my god. Fuck.

Thank you.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god Such

a bad son Oh I am huh? Naughty stepson

Oh my god.

You're so good at it. I forgot how good you are at it. Oh, so you missed it,

huh? Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Give me that.

Oh, my God.

Fuck you.

Oh my god, dude.

Oh my god, fuck. I'm so good at everything, god damn.

Yeah.

Jesus. Wow.

You miss the way that pussy tastes?

That's just how I remembered it. Yeah?

I'm, like, licking your stuff while I was pussy.

Yeah.

You know what we should do? Yeah.

Maybe sit on it? Yeah?

Yeah. Maybe you should fuck me again?

Oh, my God. It's been so fucking long. Get over here.

Yeah.

Holy shit!

Oh my god.

Oh, my God.

I can't get my money.

I feel really good just like that.

Yeah.

I feel so good.

I feel so good.

I feel so good.

I feel so

good.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes, please, yes, please.

Yes, please, baby.

Holy

shit.

Oh, my God.

Bug.

Yes.

Bug. Yes.

It's so funny. Oh, my God.

Fuck you.

Fuck you, pull my hair. Fuck, you know what I like.

Fuck, you know what I like. Oh, baby.

Oh, baby.

Oh, baby.

Fuck.

Yes. Like that. Like that, like that, baby. Fuck, you make me cum like that.

Put my hair and fuck me hard. Put my hair and fuck me hard like that, yes.

Oh, my God, baby.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Oh, my God. That's a fucking spot. That's such a fucking good spot.

Yes.

Oh, my God. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yes, baby.

Baby, fuck.

Fuck, baby, fuck.

Holy shit.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Holy shit.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Fuck.

It's just like that, right? So good. It's just like that. Yeah.

Yes.

Yes, fuck yeah. Help me. God damn.

Fuck

me.

Jesus.

Yes.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, baby. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes. Oh, my God. You fucked me so good. Oh, baby.

Goddamn. Yeah.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, Jesus.

Fuck me so good.

Fuck me so fucking good. Oh.

Yes.

Yes. Oh, you fucked me so good. Fuck.

Yes, yes.

Fuck,

baby, yeah.

Yeah,

yeah.

Fuck.

You made me come so far.

Oh, baby.

Oh, baby.

Oh,

baby.

Oh, baby.

Yes. Yes, yes. Me, me, me, me, me, me.

Shit.

Just like that.

Holy

shit.

God damn.

I forgot.

You're fucking perfect.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Yes. Yes, please.

Oh my god.

Yes, he's dead. Good boy.

Yeah.

Fuck, yeah.

Fuck, you're so good at that.

Goddamn.

Oh, my God.

Why did we ever stop this? I don't fuck.

Because you fucking cheated on us. Oh, I know. I suck. I'm sorry.

It was my bad.

Did I get over it? Uh-huh. You did. You got over it like a good boy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh.

Can you turn that thing over for me? Yeah.

Yeah, give me.

oh my god yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

oh my god yeah just like that

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God.

Yes, yes

I like that.

Yeah, you know what I like.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Yes.

Yeah.

Fuck, baby.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh.

Yeah.

Oh. Yeah. Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh.

oh my god

It's so good. Give me. Oh, yeah, give me.

Give me my cock.

Give me.

Give me my cock. Oh, my God. I want you to hold your legs like that, baby.

Oh, my God.

Oh, baby.

Yeah, just like that, baby.

Oh, you're doing so good. Oh, my God.

Oh, give me a bag. Give me a bag. It's mine.

Give me my coat back.

Yes, ma'am. Oh,

my God.

Can I call you mommy? Yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Yeah, you want me to come, baby? Yes, please, yes, please.

Give me, give me.

Give me my baby.

Oh, it's mine.

Yeah, it's mine. Oh, my God, baby.

Give it to me.

Oh, my God, it's so good.

Oh, my God, do you want me to come for you? Yeah, yes, please, yes, please.

Yeah, come for me. Oh, my God. Yeah, come on, baby.

Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, my God, baby.

Yeah, it's such a good load.

Oh, my God. Such a good boy.

If you weren't already in your room, I would send you here. Oh yeah, why's

that? Because you should not kiss me back.

The only thing harder than watching your parent fall in love and marry your ex

-girlfriend is then having an affair with that same ex-girlfriend, who also

happens to be your stepmom.