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Do I really have to cover my eyes? Yes, you'll see soon enough.

All right, all right.

Open them.

Serena, I know we haven't been dating that long, but there's no one that makes

you feel the way that you do.

And I really want to know.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Serena? The love of my life, will you... Are you kidding me?

Oh, shit. Sorry, sorry.

I should have turned that on silent last time.

Serena, will you... Yes!

How kind of you to screen my calls, Oliver.

I'm sure there's a very good reason you're not picking out.

After all, what could be more important than your stepmumsy?

I need you to come by for lunch tomorrow. I have some very important

news.

Don't be a stranger.

So, I have to go to my mom's tomorrow for lunch, and I was thinking I could

introduce you.

Really? I mean, I'd love to meet her.

It's just, she can be a little difficult, especially around my

girlfriends.

Well, then I guess it's good I'm your fiancé then.

Oh, that must be Oliver.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh,

no.

Playing dress up, are we?

You're not the first girl he's brought home to mumsy-wumsy.

Do I look okay?

You look incredible as always.

Thank you. She's going to love you.

I'm nervous.

I know.

Oliver! Mom!

Mom!

I'm so excited!

I'm so happy to see you. Me too.

Mom, look at you. You look fantastic.

Just threw this together.

I really have something important to tell you. I want to introduce you to

someone.

Is this Serena?

Seriously, Mom, Serena? Come on, Mom.

Mom, meet Surya.

Hi.

Hi.

It's beautiful.

I love that bracelet.

But then I met your son.

That necklace is to die for.

What can I say?

Oh,

you're a little eyelash. You actually do. Thank you.

Well, I know. It's kind of hard to get a word in edgewise with you two.

But I was a little worried about you two meeting.

Why?

Well, Mom, you are the most incredible woman I've ever known.

So that's why it was very important that you love Serena as much as I do. Because

we came here together to tell you something.

Oh.

Serena and I are getting married.

And so... excited to be a part of this family.

Oh, I'm so happy for you. Congratulations.

I can't wait to be your mother-in-law.

Oh, I am so

happy for you.

Congratulations.

this situation happen.

What date is the wedding?

It's May 14th.

May 14th?

May 14th, but darling, it's Mother's Day.

I know, I know, but I was thinking I could have a day dedicated to the two

loves of my life.

This excitement has me feeling a little... Wait a minute.

Are you okay?

Oh, yes, it's just... My blood pressure has been a little high.

Mom, are you okay?

Oh, my chest.

My medication is in my bedroom.

Come on, I got you. Come on, let's go. I'll take you to your room. Come on. Can

I help?

Come on.

Just be here.

How are you feeling, Mom?

I'm still in pain, but I feel a bit better.

You know, I'm really worried about you.

Your doctor said your nerves have been getting the best of you lately.

What's going on?

I didn't want to tell you, but... What?

The studio let me go two weeks ago.

Oh, my God.

I gave my whole life to my career, and they just...

threw me out.

I'm so sorry to hear that, Mom.

That's why I called you. I just...

I knew that you would comfort me.

I'm always here for you, Mom.

Wait, wait, I can't, I can't.

You know I'm with Serena now.

And I would never want to come between you two, but

I just need to know that someone doesn't

think I'm replaceable.

Oh.

I could never replace you.

You still got a place for old Mumsy Wumsy?

Always.

It's fine.

I'm dead, aren't you?

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

You know, Jess.

You milkers for a reason. You milk your fucking cock.

I'm gonna fucking cum.

Oh fuck, I'm gonna cum.

It's been way too long.

Yes, it has.

You're gonna have to make more cum for mommy.

I won't.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes

The face is pressed into my own fucking squirt. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

I hope that's not the only cum I get on my face today.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck. Way more.

now.

Jeez.

Yes. Oh my

god.

Oh my god. Oh

my god damn motherfucker.

I think after talking to your doctor, I really think you need to come stay with

us. Because he doesn't want you to be alone.

And after that, I think so as well.

I really need you to take care of me right now.

Yes. Me and Serena will take care of you over at the house.

Oliver!

Oh, fuck.

Coming!

That two-bit tramp isn't going to take my son away from me.

Not while I'm still alive.

I have conferences all week in Boston.

But Serena's going to be here. She'll take very good care of you.

Serena!

I'm genuinely curious.

Are you that good in bed?

Mom, meet Serena. Hi.

Serena and I are getting married.

I'm so excited to be a part of this family.

You're going to be gone for a whole week?

I don't think we're going to be okay. We just met and she already hates my guts.

That's not true.

My mom's just a little bit possessive.

Okay, okay. She's very possessive. But she's going through a lot.

And the doctor said she needs a ton of rest, so she'll probably be in bed the

whole time.

If you say so.

Ooh.

Hi, Mom!

What is that?

Oh, I forgot to mention it, Mom.

I have conferences all week in Boston.

But Serena's going to be here. She'll take very good care of you.

Oh, well.

It's great.

We'll be fine.

We'll be like two peas in a pod.

This is great. I can already feel it.

Yeah, great.

I'll do my best to stay out of your hair.

Well, I have the guest bed set up for you. I can show you to your room.

Oh, oh.

Doctor's orders.

I can only sleep in a king. You understand?

Well, that's fine. You can just stay in our room and Serena will be the guest.

Our room?

Yeah, that's fine, right? It's my mom.

Yeah, that's fine.

Well, I'm going to head out. Bye, babe. Bye.

Bye, Mom.

Good luck, you two.

Well, I guess I'll get the master set up for you.

so cold could you turn down the ac please sure

such a dear

serena

i forgot

oh can you get me some water so i can take my pills

No, no, no, no, no.

I need water and a glass. I don't drink from plastic.

Of course.

And no tap water!

You're such a dear. Thank you. Anything else?

Actually, Serena!

What now? Miss Keeley, please.

Would you come lay down with me? I'm just so alone.

You're not alone.

I'm right next door.

What if you just lay down with me until I fall asleep? You know how fragile my

nerves are.

Why not?

Oh, that's a good girl.

Miss Keeley, why are you in lingerie?

No wonder you're cold.

Don't worry about that. Just come here and hold me, darling.

Such a dear.

Serena, darling, I have one question.

Huh?

Mother's Day.

Why would you set the wedding for Mother's Day?

Well, Oliver always tells me how much he loves and cares about you.

And he thought an amazing Mother's Day gift would be for you to watch him get

married.

Now why would I want to see that?

Because every sane mother wants to see her son happy.

Well, I would be overjoyed about his upcoming nuptials if he was marrying a

sophisticated,

affluent, blonde woman who could cook

something other than spaghetti.

Okay, you know what? I've had enough of you.

Wow.

Really, Serena?

Are you that good in bed?

I'm genuinely curious.

If you have captured the love of my beloved Oliver, how could he be so

infatuated with you? He's only known you a few months. How could you know his

wants and his needs?

Because he loves me?

And I love him?

Is it so hard for you to believe we just love each other?

What

are

you doing?

I'm seeing if you can prove to me that you can actually

satisfy my son, I'll quit arguing.

Fine.

Maybe one kiss?

There, that should be enough.

Oh, darling.

Haven't you learned that I make all of the rules?

You're really going to have to show me your skills if you want this

marriage to happen.

And what if Oliver finds out?

He has said that we're the two women he loves the most. So honestly,

if he did find out, which he won't, I think he'd just be turned on.

Besides, didn't you say you wanted to give me a Mother's Day gift?

This is what I really want.

That's right darling.

I guess I can see you have some charms.

eager to please.

I can see how they'd be.

Plus, you better be eager to please me, though.

I could see how all of it would find that appealing.

Remember, you'll have to please me.

Not just my son.

So far you've been using that smart mouth to sass me.

Let's put it to better use.

It's gotta be so much better to eat than York.

spaghetti.

Serena.

Come sit on my face, let me taste the goods.

I thought you'd shut the fuck up.

Nice fucking one.

I'm not done with you yet. I've got a few more things to test you.

What have I gotten myself into?

Oliver, your mom is a momster.

What is that?

Show me how you suck cock.

You can be a much better clock sucker than that.

Good girl.

Yes.

Show me what you can do.

That's it?

Yeah, that's much better.

That's much fucking better.

I can see.

I can see you have your attributes.

I know my son has a much bigger cock than this. You suck it fucking deep.

I know you can take a bigger cock if you're fucking my son.

Take more of that clock. I know my son has a nice big thick cock, so you

better...

Show

me the fucking face you make when you suck my son's cock.

Yeah? Oh, you have big pretty eyes.

Show me the face you make. Show me the face.

Let's see if you can take a good hard fucking try.

Bring that ass to me.

Play with yourself.

Give me a fucking show. Get that pussy ready to get fucked.

That's right, darling.

You like a nice hard fucking?

Yes. Yeah?

Oh, God.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you take that fucking cunt. Oh, my God.

Oh,

look at that fucking cunt taking that.

Thick. Dick.

Not as thick as Oliver's.

You should be able to take this as hard as I'm gonna fuck you.

You can fuck me

harder than that.

Shut your- Fucking whore mouth.

You will take whatever I give you. You'll be goddamn grateful.

Particularly if you want my fucking son.

You can do anything to keep my son happy if you want to be

with him.

Make sure you're nice and ready.

Are you gonna give me

grandchildren?

Are you gonna let my son breed this fucking pussy so you can pop out with

lots and lots of step-grandbabies from mumsy-wumsy?

Good girl, Sabrina.

Oh yes, we're gonna breed this fucking pussy.

You fucking like it?

You like fucking your fiance's mom?

No wonder he likes you. You're filthy enough to do anything for him.

You'll do fucking anything for him, won't you? I will.

You better come for his fucking mother.

I've been sleeping here.

This bed is messy now. I don't want it.

What the hell just happened?

You can't be serious.

A prenup?

She really doesn't believe in this relationship.

Miss Keely!

What, darling?

A prenup? Really?

Yes! You don't think this is gonna last, do you?

You know what? You can forget about changing anything.

The wedding is on, and you're gonna have to share Mother's Day with our

anniversary.

I will make you regret saying that.

You cannot be serious.

Where is your bridesmaid's dress?

You take off that dress right now or I'll take it off for you.

Don't tell me what to do.

Serena, love of my life. Will you? Yes!

Mom, meet Serena. Hi.

I'm so excited to be a part of this family.

I don't think we're going to be okay. We just met and she already hates my guts.

Well, Serena, darling, I have one question. Are you that good in bed?

Hey, Serena, the photographer says he's ready for you.

You can't be serious.

You cannot be serious.

Oh, oh, did you want to wish me a happy Mother's Day? Because I'm feeling very

happy right now. Where is your bridesmaid's dress?

Oh, honey, I'm not much of a peach person, but I do like...

Damn good and white.

You take off that dress right now or I'll take it off for you.

Don't tell me what to do.

You did not just push me.

You keep your hands off me, you two-bit tramp.

I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.

You do not slap somebody and then apologize.

Grow some balls and fight like a woman! No!

No! No! You don't! You take all that time! You can't!

every day for the rest of our lives. What are you blathering about?

We're just going to be arguing and doing the same thing forever.

You know what?

I wanted to marry Oliver because we love each other.

And you're never going to allow that, are you?

You're just going to stay bitter and angry and I don't think I can handle

that.

Oh God.

What am I about to do?

The wedding's off.

You really fucked up this time, didn't you?

Oh, honey, honey, honey, don't come in here. It's bad luck. It doesn't matter

anymore. Honey, what's wrong?

Oliver, I love you so much.

And I love you too, Serena.

It's your mom.

I know you love her, but I don't think I can do this.

Oliver!

Serena! Mom?

I approve of this wedding.

I did some thinking and of course I was I was furious at first you bring home

some random girl one I've never met it was it was a bit of a shock

and one that's so different from me I

thought I knew you but this proved to me that my

I've done some growing up without me.

It felt like a slap to the face and I thought, this is it.

You're replacing me.

I can never replace you, Mom. Ever.

And I know that now.

Have my blessing.

Didn't you say that we're your two greatest loves?

Yes, of course.

What if we honor this truce by all making love right now?

Okay. I think I can accept those terms.

Honey, are you sure?

You don't think this is weird?

I mean, you're definitely a mama's boy, but through sickness and in health?

I'm willing to do anything for you.

Well, let's go make it official.

Do you think we have time?

Right now?

Oh, come on and give Mumsy a kiss.

pre-wedding present a mumsy can give you.

It's like a bachelorette party and a bridal shower all rolled into one.

Can you guess who's who?

What a good cocksucker your new wife is. I can't do this.

Oh, she's so good.

This

is

actually pretty hot.

Oh yeah.

You can't get cold feet now.

How's your stepmom's pussy?

It smells so fucking good.

I didn't taste any pussy on his face.

We should change that.

Let me get this dick wet first.

Yeah, suck on mommy's big fucking tits.

Smudging your big fucking tits.

You better get used to being smothered Serena.

Now flip around and let me eat that pussy.

Call me Mumsy.

Can I call you Mommy?

Of course, darling.

I needed more of you

from the other day.

I guess Oliver wasn't supposed to find out.

You didn't tell me.

That's a bad mommy.

Oh, that's a bad mommy.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

So this is what you two do for fun?

This is so good, I can see why you wanted to hang on to him.

I don't know if I can hold it. Oh, no. Oh, no. I'm going to go. Get it to

mommy.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God. Oh, there's still more. Oh, yes.

Oh. Oh, my God.

I just couldn't help it.

Should I clean up the mess?

What mommies do.

What was that again for?

Fuck yes, yes, yes

Come here

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, there we go.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Help me put it back in, darling.

We're a very messy family.

Oh, now come for mommy darling!

Come for mommy!

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh fuck.

Oh my god I'm gonna cum.

Oh my god. Oh fuck.

Oh fuck, I'm gonna cum!

Welcome to the family darling.

Thank you for your blessing.

It was my pleasure