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This sketch is titled, "Miraculous Water."

Knock, knock.

Oh, brother.

My, it's been a long time, little brother.

What? What's going on?

Now, now. Have a rest.

What? Why are you talking like that? Stop.

My little brother's heart is soiled.

As it appears to be.

Who is that?

Little brother, your life appears to be in shambles.

Can you answer my question?

Now, now. Listen.

I won't mind if you drink this water while you listen.

What is this?

It's Miraculous Water.

What?

The cosine power of Windy Koga was put into that…

Miraculous Water.

I knew it!

Ever since I came in here, I could sense something wasn't right.

Rest your mind. The Miraculous Water has no taste and no smell.

Brother, what are you doing? Snap out of it.

One sip, and the Earth will dance with joy.

-Two sips, and the angels will rejoice. -Two sips, and the angels will rejoice.

If you feel as though you've been deceived, you may go on your way.

I'm leaving.

What is this? Move!

Be it as you came all this way, at least meet Windy Koga before you go.

You're not Windy Koga?

You're giving me major Windy vibes--

My sister spends any free moment she has watching Macbeth's videos.

Her favorite seems to be this one,

which features a pyramid scheme,

and I find her watching it most often after we have a fight.

I asked you to wash this separately!

Then do it yourself!

Even now,

we had a huge fight after she put the wrong item in the wash bag

and she started watching that sketch, as if out of spite.

She looks at me as if to say,

"If you're going to be so upset, I'm going to withdraw into this world."

What a nasty blackmailer.

I realized after living with my sister for the first time in a while…

my sister is messed up.

Really messed up.

Have a sip of the Miraculous Water!

Let me see from this side. Okay, go ahead.

-Clap. -Clap.

When Shunta goes, "Ah," can you both jump?

-Clap. -Clap.

This is why you're suffering

Ms. Nakahama is such a mystery.

You think so?

Don't you think she'd do well in some office job instead of working here?

She was working at a big firm before she came here.

Really?

I thought she'd quit as soon as she found a better opportunity,

but surprisingly, she's still here.

That's why she's such a mystery.

Oh, sorry. Can you take this?

Welcome. Good evening.

For three.

This way, please.

That was your bad.

I'll try again.

What? Did you do something?

-Over here. -No.

-Enjoy. -Thanks.

I know Macbeth is against canoodling with fans,

but what about the sister of a fan?

You mean Tsumugi.

Who's Tsumugi?

You know, Ms. Nakahama's little sister.

Oh, the girl we had drinks with.

Well, no, I'm not referring to Tsumugi specifically.

Of course not. You're a crazy MILF maniac, after all.

Just say, "older woman," like a normal person.

Whose little sister are you after?

The boss'?

What? The boss has a little sister?

Yes. Sixty-year-old twins and they're both single.

Sixty-year-old twins and they're both single?

I was just simply wondering

where the line was drawn with regards to Macbeth's rules.

I say you can probably just do what you want.

We're breaking up in two months anyway.

Wait.

Didn't you tell Junpei?

-What? -Nothing. It's just

the other day Mr. Kusunoki called me in for a meeting,

and he said we should reconsider breaking up.

That guy. He only ever acts like a real manager in times like this.

Because of your situation with Natsumi,

we thought no matter how much we reconsidered it,

our decision wouldn't change.

Well, Natsumi actually said she's okay with me continuing on.

What? Really?

Obviously, my parents are still against it.

But if I made it conditional, like continuing until I'm 30,

I might be able to convince them.

Are you saying you would consider continuing if you could convince them?

Forget about my situation, would your family be okay with it, Haruto?

Obviously.

-Oh, his brother? -Yes.

-But apparently, -What?

the younger sister's actually…

Thank you for choosing our store.

It'll almost be a year and a half

since I started living with my sister.

It all started when my mom called,

worried, because she couldn't get in touch with my sister.

What?

-Here you are. -Sorry. Thank you very much.

Rihoko?

Rihoko?

It reeks!

The sister I saw for the first time in a while

hadn't showered in a week,

or had a proper meal, and was in quite the perilous state.

It's not too hot?

Ever since, I helped her bathe,

made sure she eats nutritious meals,

Morning!

dragged her bed into the sunlight

to promote serotonin secretion,

and took her for walks.

As she got better,

she slowly started talking about

how she quit her job and how her boyfriend dumped her.

I responded with some generic comments, but couldn't ask for details.

She finally landed a part-time job,

and it seemed that her life was finally getting back on track.

Thank you very much!

Ready to order?

Calling her "Miss" seems much more hoity-toity.

Don’t you think?

She became obsessed with a comedy group that visited her restaurant.

It's Umitaro Yukawa!

She spent any free time she had

obsessively watching videos that weren't even that funny.

Now, now.

You have to eat.

I did notice that she had named the three tropical fish I owned.

You're always up to no good, Junpei.

But when I realized she had named them after the members of Macbeth,

-I couldn't help but shudder. -Shunta!

Ever since Macbeth announced they were breaking up,

she heaves a big sigh every time she sees the words "breaking up".

MOM

HOW'S IT GOING? HOW'S RIHOKO?

And so, I haven't quite

been able to respond to my mom's messages.

Was your sister always a bit strange?

Hey! Don't call her strange just because she's a Macbeth fan.

Because it is strange.

She always lived on the straight and narrow,

so I was sure she was going to live happily ever after.

I can't believe my sister, who moved through life with such purpose,

could crumble so easily.

It was a shock.

-Here. -Thanks.

The more serious someone is about life, the easier they crumble.

They don't ask for help, even when they need to,

because they don't want to bother other people by involving them.

Sounds like you.

What are you talking about? I'm the complete opposite.

I'll involve everyone and drag them into my mess.

Well, if it's with you, even being dragged into a mess sounds like fun.

-Would you like to give it a try? -Let me think about it.

-Why are you hesitating? -You're scaring me, Madam.

What do you mean, I'm scary?

That's exactly what makes you scary.

So what did they say was so strange about Ms. Nakahama?

Apparently, she reuses the same cling foil after washing it.

My mom does that even with aluminum foil.

Or sometimes she washes her clothes using leftover bathwater.

My brother used to do that when he lived alone too.

She doesn't sound strange. She sounds like she's got it together.

Okay, how about this one?

Her favorite Macbeth sketch is this one,

Miraculous Water.

What? Why?

-I don't know. -I bet you mentioned Haruto's brother.

No. I didn't say a thing.

I don't care if you talk about it. It's not like it's a secret.

If we're talking about strange people, my brother would win any day.

Ms. Nakahama's favorite sketch, Miraculous Water,

is actually based on a true story about my brother.

This is why you're suffering

Incompetent beings get a lecture from the king

-Drink the Miraculous Water -Drink it up

-Failures turn into successes -Successes turn into eternal glory

-At a low cost -Right from home

You can drink the Miraculous Water

Brother, what happened to you?

Why? Why won't you believe in this miracle?

I just want you to go back to how you were!

This is why you're suffering Incompetent beings--

Where's dad?

Out delivering. What else do you think?

You don't have to say it like that.

What are you doing here?

I'll just have to say it all over again, so I'll wait until dad's here.

I'm assuming it's about Macbeth.

-Why? -It's all right, you know.

What's all right?

I think it was last week.

Yumiko and Mr. Mitsuhiro

asked if they could come by to talk.

I know. Yumiko called and asked me to come show my face.

It's been decided that Mr. Mitsuhiro

will take over the shop.

What? Why?

You know how Mr. Mitsuhiro is good with computers.

We'll need to be able to sell through that avenue to keep up with the times.

Plus, your father is thrilled that we found someone to take over the shop.

Wait. It doesn't make any sense for Mr. Mitsuhiro to take over.

He said he's going to quit his job next month

to start working alongside your father to learn the ropes.

You've got to be kidding me!

He said he can claim

early retirement at his current job and get a good payout for it.

Yumiko's been wanting him to take a different job for a while now, anyway.

You know that couple likes Japanese sake.

I do too!

The point is, you don't have to worry about us anymore.

No, I'm not okay with that.

You resisted this your whole life.

We don't need you to chime in just when things are finally settled.

Don't you realize how selfish you're being?

There's no getting through to you. I'll wait until dad's home.

-How does fried chicken sound? -Amazing.

My brother was always the pride and joy.

He was always a top performer, whether it be in academics or sports.

When he was in his third year of high school,

he had the academic achievements to go to the University of Tokyo.

He was even recruited by

another big-name university to attend on a soccer scholarship.

He was employed by a foreign brokerage company and later got married.

He was even blessed with a child

and owned a house, all in his 20s.

It wouldn't be a stretch to say that the reason my parents

even tolerated me pursuing Macbeth was because of my brother's achievements.

-Haruto. Come hold him. -What?

-No, wait. -Come on. It's okay.

It's okay.

It was two years ago when I first noticed a change.

Am I doing this right?

Haruto.

-Hey. -Great job.

-Some refreshments. -Oh, thanks for the trouble.

Share it with the guys.

Let me know what you think when you try it.

Let me know what you thought of the show first.

What?

No response?

"Holy water."

HOLY WATER

How are you feeling? Are you drinking the water?

I'm begging you to stop sending that water.

Enough of this, already!

Wake up!

You think I'm being hoodwinked by this product.

You are!

I experienced an unbelievable miracle.

I'm sending you that water, so your luck can turn around too.

You just had a kid.

This is an important time!

You don't have time for this.

They're at my in-laws.

See? Bad things are already happening

-because of that water. -This is

the divine guidance of the God of Water.

Don't say stuff like, "the God of Water."

-Seriously-- -Don't you dare laugh.

You'll be delivered a punishment.

It's already been delivered.

It wasn't long until his wife divorced him,

and his job fired him. By the time the brainwashing had lost its effect,

he had lost every single person in his life,

including his best friends from school.

They say those who fall for a pyramid scheme are weak-minded.

But that wasn't the case for my brother.

No matter how busy he was at work,

or how much trouble was going on with his family,

he never once complained. He was strong.

Haruto is here.

The strength he used to refrain from asking others for help

was unknowingly masking the loneliness he was falling into.

Our quiet comfort, as a family,

in my brother's achievements

is likely to blame for the burden he carried

and ultimately, his unhappiness.

He won't come out of his room at all?

He hardly ever comes out.

To go to the bathroom and that's about it.

It does seem like…

he showers after we go to bed.

Oh, really?

Not for long though. Just five minutes or so.

He's acting like he's a prisoner.

I heard you guys announced you're breaking up.

-How do you know that? -Toshiharu

saw it on the internet, or something.

-It was a huge ordeal. -What?

He bolted out of his room in a fit saying,

"It's my fault they're breaking up."

It's not his fault.

Every time you came to visit,

your father always pestered you by saying,

"You guys are finally going quit this year, aren't you?"

Are you saying he overheard that?

He might be listening to this very conversation right now.

I'm sure he feels a sense of responsibility

for the burden that's fallen onto you

because he wasn't able to keep it together.

Then maybe I should try a bit longer, for the sake of my brother.

I was fully prepared to call it quits.

But Mr. Kusunoki called me in for a meeting

and begged me to reconsider.

-Give me a break. -I'm not saying I want to keep going.

But Mr. Kusunoki and Shunta want to--

Then what was the promise you made 10 years ago?

It's nothing to get mad about.

It's hard always having the neighbors

ask me about you two.

What should I tell them?

You seriously need to

think more about this family and your future

before you open your mouth.

Big brother.

It's not your fault that we're breaking up.

Have a bath sometime, will you?

It's a waste if it's only poured for mom and dad.

Ever since I formed Macbeth with Junpei,

the person who cheered us on

and understood us the most was my brother.

My younger brother, Haruto,

is a part of a comedy trio called Macbeth.

Next month, they'll be performing their first-ever live show.

Despite it being his big day,

he spent a good chunk of his speech advertising Macbeth.

His in-laws were entirely put off.

They've come to celebrate our big day with a live performance.

Please welcome the trio, Macbeth!

This short sketch is titled, "Wedding."

Thanks to his long speech

and the high expectations he set,

the ambiance in the venue plummeted to feeling like a funeral.

Eeny, meeny, miny, mo.

Are you choosing your groom on your wedding day?

I'm going to marry you!

Winner!

That's no way to get married.

My brother tried to cheer us on

by pretending our sketch was funny.

-I do. -I do!

But, by the end, apparently,

he couldn't stop laughing at how much we were bombing.

So much so that he was shedding tears and holding his stomach.

It's been years since I last heard my brother laugh.

I wonder…

if a day will come when we will laugh again as a family?

Kan!

Kan!

Hey.

Do the other two have girlfriends?

Excuse me?

The smart one and the blond one.

I don't think either of them have one at the moment.

Have you got your eye on one of them?

Not me.

But one of my employees, Ms. Nakahama.

Are you serious?

Well, don't you think it's strange?

She always keeps her shifts on the weeks you three come.

And she won't let anyone else take your table's order.

She does seem to be a fan of Macbeth.

It is hard to believe that she's just simply a fan of your sketches

-Right? -You think?

She must be after one of them,

otherwise, I'm not sure why she'd still be working for me.

It could be that she has her eye on me--

Tsumo! Eight thousand and seven hundred, all.

I don't want to play with her anymore.

Right?

I'm home.

Welcome home.

Oh, welcome home!

All right, let's do it.

-Yes! The octopus! -Here we go.

-Good evening. -Hey! Welcome!

Let's make one like it has a prize.

-Wait. -Tsumugi, can I borrow you?

That's too obvious!

Tsumugi!

Shun-chan, can you flip them?

Okay, leave it to me.

Why do you have Shunta over?

You said I could have friends over.

He's not your friend. He's one of your customers.

The Madam doesn't mind.

That's not the point!

Someone's here. Want me to get it?

I'll be right there!

What is going on?

ZOOM INCOMING

That's not my doing.

Takoyaki parties are more fun with lots of people.

Oh, if it's a bother, we'll just go home.

No. It's not that at all.

-Please make yourself at home. -Thanks.

Then why are you so reluctant to let them in?

I'm not reluctant!

I'm just embarrassed to let them see our place.

-Coming in. -Welcome.

It's just the next building, but it looks so different.

Right? I didn't think you guys were going to come.

Junpei kept pestering me to come.

Oh, you don't need to take those off.

If I don't wash my feet, they smell really bad.

Oh, not at all. Don't worry!

Every time I go over to my girlfriend's,

she says, "Wash your feet!"

There's no need to worry about that here really.

They really need a washing after work.

I'd rather deal with that than have you see our bathroom.

Then, I'll head home,

wash up there, and come back.

Fine!

It's okay. Just please help yourself.

-Sorry. -Here you go.

-Can I put the sauce on? -Yes.

Should I get the dried bonito flakes?

I don't think we have enough plates or chopsticks.

Come get it yourself.

Oh, that feels better!

Don't put the towel you dried your feet with around your neck.

It's not dirty if it dried clean feet.

You washed them because they stink!

You can put the towel in the laundry hamper.

-I'll wash it, then return it. -No. You don't have to do that.

I won't feel right if I don't.

I didn't know you were so high maintenance, Junpei.

So high maintenance.

Look who's talking.

He can't settle down until each condiment is back in the fridge.

-What do you mean? -Basically,

we're definitely going to use

the mayonnaise and the sauce when we eat, right?

But he doesn't like them sitting out, so he'll put them back in the fridge.

What? That's nonsense!

Well, they're items that are meant to be refrigerated.

Nothing's going to happen if they're left out for 30 minutes or an hour.

He gets upset if they're left out, even for a bit.

It's not like the refrigerator's far.

Plus I don't force you guys to do it.

I bring them back out when we need them.

I'll be trying to use it

and then he has to go and get it out again. It's so annoying.

I'm the one who buys the condiments, right?

Therefore, you two have no leg to stand on

when it comes to how I want to manage them.

Neither of us really care either.

Yes, we just leave it out.

That's normal. He's just strange.

Oh, Junpei!

The sauce and the mayonnaise belong to the Nakahama's,

so you can't do what you want, okay?

I know that! Shut up!

Let's eat while they're still hot.

-Let's eat! -Let's eat!

-Thank you. -Here we go.

-Time to eat! -Let's dig in.

It looks delicious.

Why'd you decide to have a takoyaki party today anyway?

Oh, why was it, again?

I think we started talking about our favorite flour-based foods.

Oh, right! That's right.

And then Tsumugi mentioned she had a takoyaki hot plate at home,

so we said, "Let's do it!"

Plus he's been pestering me about coming over anyway.

You could've told me he was coming over.

But then you would've said no, so that's why we kept it a secret.

What? Are you two dating?

-Of course not. -Never!

Denying it like that just makes us more suspicious.

Don't you have a friend of the opposite sex

who you get along with so well, but would never date?

That friend is me!

You're probably butthurt on the inside.

Not at all. We really are on the same page.

This is only our fifth time hanging out, but he really is like an older brother.

An older brother who looks like a younger brother!

Interesting. So Ms. Nakahama, do you have a boyfriend?

What? No, I don't.

Why did you ask that out of the blue?

Because, this whole time,

she's been standing in the kitchen like a dutiful wife.

I'll tell you, I'm usually the one doing all the cooking.

-Oh, is that so? -Yes.

-That's surprising. -How long have you been single?

About a year and a half.

Isn't that about when you quit your job too?

Oh, that's right.

I was dumped just shortly before that.

I'm quite curious to hear more about how you were dumped.

Oh, but if you don't want to share, that's okay.

We had been together

-for about six months. -Yes.

We had even talked about marriage.

I thought he was a sincere person.

I even did a bunch of research

for a wedding venue and a ring.

A bit before I quit work,

the two of us were eating dinner,

and he said, "I'm getting married."

I just replied rather nonchalantly saying,

"Yes, that's my intention too."

But then he said a different woman's name.

Of course, I had every intention of being with him forever,

which is why I was doing so much research into a wedding venue and so on.

But all the research I did for him

was actually for this other woman.

That's horrible.

But actually, it was probably for the best.

-Yes, on the contrary. -Yes.

I'm so pleased you didn't end up with a good-for-nothing like them.

Why do you sound so formal?

Have you ever met this guy, Tsumugi?

My mom told me that she was thinking about marrying this guy,

but I had no idea that that was the story.

I mean, after something so shocking like that happening,

I don't blame you for not being able to work.

Oh, no. It has nothing to do with why I quit work.

-Oh, really? -Yes.

Of course, I was shocked and depressed

at how horrible I was at reading people.

Well, I can't disagree with you there.

-Why? -Think about it.

There are comedians as numerous as the stars of the sky and she chose us.

Then she must be great at reading people.

Be quiet, you two.

It's Ms. Nakahama's turn to talk.

It sounds strange to say this about myself,

but I'm the type of person to do what I'm asked of thoroughly.

A situation occurred with a supplier

with someone from the same department as me.

They said they were in trouble and asked for my help.

And so, I did what I could within my power.

Then the supplier's complaints

started coming directly to me

and before I knew it, I was at the forefront of the problem.

Everyone would say things like, "You've got this,"

"You're the only one for the job," "We really appreciate this."

I started to realize that I was carrying

the entire burden of this problem alone.

Why didn't you make a complaint?

You had nothing to do with it in the first place, right?

If I were to step aside,

I knew exactly who it would fall upon,

so I couldn't bring myself to raise the issue.

But what was really the hardest,

was that the very people who were pushing the responsibility onto me

were also the ones blaming me for the problem behind my back.

Before I knew it, I was completely isolated in the company.

This applies to the guy I was dating as well,

but I just started to get confused about

whether my effort in and of itself was the problem

or if the way I put in the effort was no good.

Finally, when that issue came to an end,

I put in my resignation,

went down the elevator, and left.

I started binge drinking at a bar at noon,

got drunk,

and started drinking again at a park.

In the middle of the night,

on my way home,

I threw my bag whole, with my computer and phone,

into the river.

For an entire month after that,

I wasn't able to leave the house once.

If Tsumugi

hadn't come by when she did,

I'm not sure what would've come of me.

Anyway…

I'm doing well enough now to hold down a part-time job.

But to be honest,

I'm still scared of trying.

S, I try to cut corners where I can.

I'm too scared to try again, only to get hurt.

But…

I'm lonely.

I never thought…

there'd come a day

when I'd have to refrain from trying.

Before this, I never would've

chosen the route that required less effort.

It wasn't supposed to be like this.

Sorry.

Rihoko.

That's the towel Junpei used to dry his feet.

I washed my feet, so it's not dirty.

-Oh, right. -No!

-Why? It's fine. -Of course, it's not fine.

-It's tasteless and odorless. -Tasteless?

Junpei, you'll have to take responsibility for this one.

All right,

I take full responsibility!

And I will be reporting that statement directly to Natsumi.

Please don't.

No way.

Please don't. I'm begging you.

It's a nerve-racking time for us.

Not my problem. I'm reporting it.

Please!

No way.

-No. I said no. -It's fine.

-He washed his feet. -Call Natsumi.

-Phone! -Here we go.

Phone! Hey!

-Hey! -What are you doing?

Stop smelling it! I said no! Hey!

Hey, can you get mine too?

-Yes. -Thanks.

I'm going to go buy some more.

What? We still have tons of low-malt beer.

We don't have enough snacks.

-You're acting suspicious. -Yes.

It's nothing.

-It's definitely something. -Definitely.

At a low cost, right from home

You can drink the Miraculous Water

This is why you're suffering

Hi, Mom?

Sorry, it's taken me so long to update you.

She's okay.

Yes.

You don't have to worry about her anymore.

Yes.

Me?

That's crazy!

That's a real problem!

You went home, right? How was it?

It was fine.

How about your brother? Is he doing well?

-He's still hiding away in his room. -Oh, well…

He doesn't come out at all?

Apparently, he comes out to shower.

But only for five minutes or so.

-Just like the condiments in this house. -What? Why?

Junpei puts them away so quickly, they're only out for five minutes.

That's funny.

I wonder if he saw that sketch?

I don't know.

He never responds even when I try to talk to him.

Maybe he's mad

about being used as a joke.

No, he used to get our humor.

If he was made fun of, he'd give it right back twice as funny.

If he's mad, I'd rather he say something like, "That's bullshit!"

He just stays silent.

He doesn't say anything.

Hey,

-why don't we call him? -Why?

-I just saw him and he ignored me. -He doesn't have to answer.

It's important to keep knocking on the door.

A missed call

is like saying, "I'm thinking about you."

LITTLE BRO

Hello! Are you doing well?

Yes, what's up?

Hey! Put your pajamas on, you'll catch a cold.

It's been a while and I fancied a drink with good old Mr. Makabe.

I'd love to.

But I don't have as much free time as you think I do.

Come on. I'm sure you can spare a bit of time.

Is something bothering you?

Not exactly bothering…

I'm at a major crossroads in my life.

How about tomorrow night?

So you do have spare time.

Don't pretend to be busy.

I just happened to have an opening.

After tomorrow, I'm fully booked for the rest of the month.

All right. Okay.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Thank you.

Rihoko, why do you like the "Miraculous Water" sketch so much?

-Oh, that one? -Yes.

Seeing the little brother desperately try to

get through to his older brother, who is increasingly losing it,

hits close to home.

So, that's why.

What? What do you mean?

Nothing.

Can I have some…

what's that called again?

Vegetable juice.

Enough! Stop!

Hey!

Here you are.

Thank you.

Welcome!

-Hello! -Hey!

Hey! Why if it isn't Natsumi?

Long time no see, boss!

It really has been. A seat for one?

You don't need to do all that.

-Beer? -Yes, please.

Allow me to show you my master craftsmanship.

Don't you dare put the foam on your lip.

Shut up! Be quiet!

I'm starved!

-On your way from work? -Yes. Of course.

I haven't had anything either.

Where's Mr. Makabe?

He said he'd be here soon.

Really? I can't wait to see him.

Thank you. What should I get?

BIG BRO

Hello?

Hello? Big bro?

When I get remarried…

What?

I want you to perform a sketch at the reception again.

Do you have plans on getting remarried?

It'll at least be before Macbeth becomes successful.

-Hey, bro-- -Do what makes you happy, okay?

It's the elder brother's job to appease the parents.

It's no use trying to convince me.

You watched our sketch?

It bombed as usual.

I'm going to need you to be funnier if you're going to roast your family.

You know it's on purpose, right?

Is that so?

You like laughing at us bomb.

Yes. It's hilarious.

You're horrible.

What the hell was I doing?

You were very sophisticatedly brainwashed, but you're all right now.

Thank you so much!

How did you enlighten me?

Whoever has this miraculous bracelet on will have their wish granted.

So there's hope for my brother too.

My dearest little brother,

is this the older brother you've been dying to see?

Fuck!

Why doesn't this miraculous bracelet work?

Don't you get it?

It's no use trying to convince me.

Brother!

Please!

Hurry up and wash your feet!

Brother!

-This sketch is titled, "Abandoned Cat." -By no means will I allow that.

For all intents and purposes, I've cut ties with her.

-I'm not going! -Shunta! Go, now!

She tried to reach out so many times!

If you're holding a grudge against your mom

why don't you give her a piece of your mind?

Skin-on, heart, cartilage.

Subtitle translation by: Rachel Hillcoat

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