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tonight's Premier ATT is he one of ours

we got us a psycho

here the winner of this battle

Roy tonight on hard time on planet

Earth ladies and gentlemen tonight's

Premier atton is he one of ours we got

us a psycho

here the winner of this battle royal the

hot dog man he's offering you a Kore

wrestle men are not allowed to fight

girls don't go in the ring tonight

everybody don't want you to live

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tonight the penalty for Rebellion

against the council is termination but

because of your heroic Services as a

warrior you are exiled to the Primitive

planet Earth there to dwell in human

form until you learn to restrain your

hostility

this control unit will monitor you

hostility not

good the sentence is

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passed

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and Now ladies and gentlemen tonight's

premere

attraction a long awaited cataclysmic

confrontation of truly gargantuan

proportion a word of warning this is a

fight to the Finish those of you with

the weak heart be advised that we have a

position in our tendance should an

untour event

occur in the blue Corner an awesome tag

team of legendary

ferocity from deep in the Heart of Texas

weighing

225

lb B whip

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Bobby

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I know it's not a very big crowd out

there so we got to work harder and

smarter peanuts and hot dogs you guys

make the first pass soft drinks wait

till they're good and thirsty then you

hit the room and remember plenty of ice

okay and all tips go into the pot right

tips with this bunch of cheapos are you

kidding okay let's hit

it the unconquerable to logos ladies and

gentlemen who said that no man is an

island to and bip weighing at a combined

650b problem uh what's the name hot dog

I've had them

before

great uh this green substance it does

not taste good with these little tubes

of meat relish there a very big item

here it's

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free and now their opponents in the Red

Corner from hermit Rock Pennsylvania

295 lb of Iron Will and muscles to match

John Henry the steel driving

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man gentlemen hold on hold on hold hold

on gentlemen gentlemen restrain your

hostilities until the bell rings and I'm

out of

here now watch me if they want ketchup

you give them ketchup if you want

mustard give them mustard and onions and

relish

and here's a dog with everything on it

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$1 ref he's pulling his hair ref come on

get

him ref he's pulling his hair get

him I'm

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hot

dog

hey hot dog man come on come on C get

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in you going to sell those things you

going to eat them all

you wish a hot dog no I do not wish a

hot dog I wish two hot dogs must it

over am I going to get him today or what

a real space that

hurt hey you pull that

mustard yes um the red substance is

ketchup oh why guy just give me give me

some more

mustard no uh I'm the paying customer

here just to help you do it oh yes I

will do it more mustard

hey have relish off it's

free come on C get

him get

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him 1 2 3

2

against two

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against unfair two against one is he of

arms what the hell is this I don't know

Dy get out of watch your

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language what the hell are you doing I

just make the fight fair

no you make it unfair

again boys we got us a psycho

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should I get the cop no no get the

standard

contract and the winner the

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winner the winner of Battle Royal in

less than 1 minute the hot

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do that was quite a little mess you

caused out there I didn't practice

enough with the mustard tube tell the

man I would pay for his shirt what where

are you from Buster I can't tell you and

I'm not a buster all right what's the

deal you come off the floor give a real

fancy audition get everybody excited and

now you clam up what's going on it was

not a fair contest two Warriors against

one all right I'll play play your sell

game you want a job yes I would like to

continue selling hot dogs but I will be

careful with the tubes he man get

serious and's not offering you a job

she's offering you a

career a career

wrestling professional

wrestling will'll train you build you up

turn you into a household name by the

way what is your name Jesse oh it's too

wimpy

from now on you're the hot dog

man the hot dog

man you sure about this guy Annie I he's

like weird you know oh he just seems a

little lost to me like a big kid

something kind of sweet and innocent

about him I like a hot dog man and so do

the fans still taking in Strays huh

always hasn't worked out so bad for you

has it Annie Annie the man is here the

one from the company you know who's

trying to you know from the the the

building downtown just calm down Sandra

are you talking about burns from the

morrow company in the office

waiting he never gives up that man's a

bulldog on a rag

rug good you are mastering the human

transportation

system yes I like to ride this vehicle

called the bus but its propulsion system

puts many poisons into the air yes it

seems to be a human trait the inventions

that make their lives easier also make

their lives shorter controller you will

note for your report that I've made

great progress in my present place of

employment very good yes I was promoted

from a hot dog man to a professional

wrestler and what are your new duties to

fight humans

no it is wrong to terminate

humans it's competition for enjoyment

and

entertainment we don't fight to the

death death then why bother it's called

sport I will investigate this thing

called

sport he realizes that you've had this

property for years Mr Maro feels his

parcel of

land I must warn you this will be his

last offer great then you'll be out of

our Lives nothing personal Miss Franklin

you own the building what do you

say nice knowing you Mr Burns this is

not just a land grab it's a sincere

effort to revitalize this area and your

parcel is important to that plan what is

a parking lot and what are you doing

with it Mrs Brewer a sleazy wrestling

Arena now wait just one minute my father

started this whole thing I mean he and

Annie and the kids it's not just

wrestling what Sandra's saying is that

this Arena has been working with

neighborhood kids for 20 years Mr marrow

is aware of the halfway house your

profit from the deal would more than

cover relocation cost this is not about

relocation these kids are learning to

run a business here this is about hard

work and responsibility you take that

away you got a bunch of kids in a nice

new house just looking for trouble I

admire your

sentiments but I'm afraid you have a lot

to learn about business

yourself Mr Burns next time you come

call ahead we'll give you some free

passes yeah we got a hot new

attraction I think you'll regret

this okay Jesse this bag is your

opponent your enemy who hates you who

wants to bring you down defeat you kill

you grab it

Billy this bag has done me no

better much

better H here is a contest featuring a

bouncing

orb humans are so easily

amused as usual they must depend on a

machine to maintain

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order ah visitor at last a sign of

hospitality on this planet

excuse me you seem to be running this

contest perhaps I could ask you some

questions about

sports I see the object of this game is

to get the highest

number but wait I am the visitor and I

am

behind not

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polite there I win silly game what does

it have to do with the bouncing

hord you know what's great about this

you cheerfully give up your day off to

come in and help out where is he yeah we

want to kill him come on guys the hot

dog man may be our ticket to a TV deal

yeah if we find him he's going to be on

TV all right the news not so live at

5 hey

fellas and he's right let's give him a

break

arm or a leg

Yeah well it's whatever you say but if

we get a TV deal it means a bigger

Payday for everybody think about

it

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okay stop Jesse I'm tired of counting

these push meups are not very

interesting it would be better if we did

them with one

hand oh

man so now we

wrestle wrestling isn't all strength

it's style and form tactics and

strategy understand yes these things I

understand

okay boip why don't you started

off ah

partner

you lesson number one don't ever trust

anybody in the

ring see

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a put her there

lesson number one yes all

right you're appearance suggests

youth but you're now it seems much

older yeah well I had to grow up in a

hurry got in a little trouble W up in

this halfway house halfway between where

and where between life and death I guess

if it hadn't been for Annie who knows

where i' had have wound up Annie lives

at this house she used to Long long time

ago when she started working here at the

arena for Sandra's father she never

forgot the house she got Mr Franklin to

supported too through the

since then this wrestling is very

helpful to the young humans at the

halfway house yeah it's where the money

comes

from ah this will look very good on my

next report report are you in trouble

with the

law not here

good night B good

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night

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they're gone

Sandra do you

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heard you could have been messed up real

bad out there I'm calling the police

Annie those men they they were not to

hurt me wait a minute are you sure you

didn't get hit in the head two men with

baseball bats tried to smash your car

warning from marrow are you sure they

said if if we didn't sell it would get a

lot

worse honey you're like a daughter to me

if anything happened to you I'd blame

myself are you saying we should

sell I just don't want you or anybody

else to get hurt I wonder what Daddy

would have done well he'd have thought

about it pretty

hard but you're right he wasn't a

quitter look we'll beat morrow at his

own game all we needs a good draw maybe

it's a hot dog

man this human body requires so much

maintenance my natural form was far

superior and it did not

leak control put that down Curious human

do this for hours so they can look like

a creature called Jane

Fonda control if I do not return home

soon I will go mad here that will only

make you fit in better I'm about to lose

this job unemployment Idle Hands

non-productivity negative outcome not

good the arena is not making much money

the people are not paying to see the

wrestling of course not you are not on

television if the humans can see their

games on

television why do they pay to fill the

seats perhaps they come for the

food nevertheless it works let me show

you a favorite entry from my video Banks

the gorgeous ladies of

wrestling

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they are very

popular note their seats are

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full I must meet these gorgeous ladies

of

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okay but I don't think this is going to

work did you never get close to him it's

the only way direct contact is the best

contact

yeah with the bail bonds

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me hey

manom

hey I want a

hot

get out of here I the great F of all

time hey anybody order a hot dog around

here hey I think you better get back to

the stands I am the hot dog man great I

think someone in the third row wants one

with everything on it hot dog man hot

dog man hotg I'm here to helping the

kids I invite you to come wrestle with

us at her Arena all right and I want you

and your camera to come

also so you're a wrestler huh St yes I

am a

wrestler get him

s you don't understand I am not here to

wrestle with you you are girls girls

we're not girls we're

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ladies I know the rules of this work men

are not allowed to fight girls

ladies what does it say in the rules

about ladies he fighting

men uh I don't know

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what girls Annie's a great gal but we've

got a busy schedule hey hot dog is a

good sport yeah let's do it yeah come on

it's a benefit yeah come on it is a

benit okay okay yeah they too busy to

help fellow wrestlers all right

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ah another sport to analyze from my data

Bank this one is easy to

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uh no offense but you need much more

practice you haven't hit the human

once good keep at

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it well if it isn't the hot dog

man you are a fan yeah I want an

autograph sign

this lesson number two never trust

anyone outside the

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ring don't go in the ring tonight Mr

Maro doesn't like hot

Jesse where you been this place is

full what happened to you this body is

almost like Sandra's

Windows come I must get ready you need a

doctor no no no

doctor I must

wrestle ladies and gentlemen I welcome

you to this evening's wrestling

Extravaganza with our

guest attraction tonight the gorgeous

ladies of

wrestling in our first B we bring you

the ultimate tag team match another

battle in a war Without End a blood

FAL John Henry let's steal R

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and in this corner weigh in at

aning

69 combined

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PBS

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clean wrestling match I hope that you

know you can be disqualified now each of

you go to your individual corners and

when the bell rings come out and

ref you sure you

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hey here comes the hotg

manot man hot man

out everybody out come on everybody move

I said move let's go everyone out

out let's

go

let's go come

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on wow what great action right I knew

that guy when he was a hot dog man hot

dog man hot dog man hot dog man

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it's a tough break that's all we finally

get a big shot on TV and the lights fall

down it's just bad

luck the lights fell down because of

this bad luck how else would you explain

it well then we must fix this bad luck

good idea buy yourself a rabbit's foot

and a horseshoe come on

yes rabbits have

feet but horses wear no

shoes or do

they damn

it I have been watching your language

Billy and that is a word that nny does

not like it's just not fair guys like

have

everything and it's still not enough

they always want more uh marrow he sent

the man who did not want me to wrestle

tonight you kidding they didn't want you

to live tonight they're the ones who

mess with our lights and he said so this

Morrow I will give him bad luck

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Bob Drake you see Mr Morrow I don't

know you're cleared Mr Drake go right

ahead oh thank you very

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much

may I help

you Jesse to see Mr

tomorrow I'm sorry Mr Jesse I don't see

your name on Mr Morrow's

list I am the hot dog

man one moment

please yes there's a gentleman here to

see Mr Mor

um Mr

Jesse the hot dog man the hot dog

man

now good

Lord I don't have the first idea um give

him a cup of coffee stall

them Ted Wayne yeah listen I'm sick and

tired of being left in the dark

now how long has this hot dog thing been

in the works the hot dog

thing oh the hot dog thing yeah that

must be that porkbelly deal Mr marrow's

working on let me get right back to

you uh Mr

marrow here you are Mr

Jesse and some cream and sugar for your

coffee thank

yes all

right you can go up

now that's right Sydney we're dumping it

no I'm tired of sitting on a dime perom

get rid of it yeah tell Mort Fairchild

he can have the damn Warehouse

houses that's right but if he so much as

breathes on my tractors I'll break him

talk to me hot dog man say something

interesting I'm not afraid of you I'll

walk right in and play hard ball eh I

like that that's his problem tell him

the tractors aren't going anywhere until

I say the word I'll get back to you look

I'm sure we can make a deal talk pork

belly Futures to me hot dog man pork

belly

Futures D J look uh I'm not even going

to send a survey team until you guys

pass the geologist I'll get back to you

leave us alone yeah oh Mr matushita

great I've been trying to reach you for

days

but he'll get back to

you okay hot dog man you got my

attention the Warriors you sent to the

arena they may frighten others but they

do not frighten me Arena Annie's Arena

what is he talking about well Mr Maro

this man is not a porkbelly Traer he's a

wrestler from the arena you've been

trying to buy and what's this about war

years we sent to frighten somebody they

broke all the windows and they made the

lights fall

down you land hungry blood

sucker who said that Billy said it

Billy get

security we got to sell the arena the

wrestling just can't carry it anymore

but it'll be okay we'll make a nice

little profit from the sale that means a

new house and a fresh start at what

Annie what about our jobs we'll get a

new business going there's lots of ways

to make a buck out there everything's

going to be great you

see you're right I don't believe a word

of it

either I can't start lying to you now

you catch me

anyway truth

is I don't know exactly what's going to

we'll be

together may I call attention to one

small detail before you break my

neck talk to me say something

interesting uh I had absolutely nothing

to do with the threats or the accident

at your Arena I made a final offer on

that place 5 days ago and he said no I

moved on why should I believe you just

take a look at the

map

you're standing on

it okay here's our complex here's the

new parking area it's not even close to

your Arena I put in an offer on this

land

yesterday you don't need Annie's Arena

it it make life easier but I can live

without

it then you are innocent of course

there's no place in business for

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violence negative

outcome not

good you know for somebody that's not in

this line of work you did okay never

thought you'd pull it

about it all those years of helping

Annie and the kids that was fine but

that's what my dad

wanted their offering top dollar for

this

place and I'm not letting Annie stand in

the way anymore when she signing as soon

as Jake gets here with the papers samel

what are you doing

Billy I'm so sorry it's

I'm going to miss this place yeah the

next Arena we'll probably have hot water

next thing you know start getting

soft I never figured annie'd sell us out

like this hey people do anything for

money even Annie I guess don't talk that

way about Annie hey don't talk anywh I

want be careful man there's no referee

down here to hide behind you guys save

that for the ring what ring you're

selling out aren't you yeah Annie why

are you

selling what happened last night was no

accident I can't take a chance on

anybody getting hurt moras got us in a

death lock they're sending over the

papers and we're going to sign him

Morrow is not your

enemy what are you talking about Jesse I

saw him he does not need the

arena you saw

Morrow he does not speak like an enemy

I believe

him who else would do something like

this you got the papers

yep all ready for your signature my

partner isn't here yet we'll get hers

later have you just put yours right

there

right anybody have a pen I do I got

one these are my

messengers hey what's this all about who

are you working for Mr Maro who you

working

for who you working for p

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talk you know Jesse I'm not convinced

you ever learned that slam maneuver

Billy was trying to teach you yeah Jess

the key is in the time got to throw him

when he least

okay it's it's your

partner

Sandra that's not

true that's

crazy I raised

her I love her sometimes humans value

money more than love and she thought

she'd really get away with it huh

she

will and if I were you I'd

sign she's got the kid

where let me tell you guys

something the key word is impact You'

got to make sure your opponent hits the

ground with as much force as

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possible 89 Street

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shipyard Jake should have gotten there

by now and's going to be signing the

papers any minute and then we can get

out of here am I getting out of here too

sure why not you know I'm going straight

to the cops Oh Billy with a record like

yours who's going to believe

you all right let's move it over

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where's Dry Dock number

three he stay

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here go that

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I wonder what's keeping Jake he should

have been back by

now you'll be here all that time you

spent with those kids you never cared at

all did you yes I did I cared a

lot it's just that I'm at a point in my

life where I have to start caring about

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Billy

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h

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Tim Larry give me a hand

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here

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a

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hell of a day huh Annie I mean a heck of

a

day I think you're making a big mistake

Jesse she's right and you're a good

wrestler With a Little Help From Me the

hot dog man can be right up there with

hul Hogan it would be good good then

stay I have to

go goodbye other worlds to conquer

yes are you finished with the sporting

competition yes too many reporters too

many questions it is for the best

I can understand battling for survival

but for money only humans would come up

with such a

concept clearly there are easier

jobs yes but where else can one become

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