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What should we watch tonight?

I don't know, a scary movie?

No, we always watch a scary movie.

What do you want to watch then?

Romantic. Oh god, yes!

Hey, what are you guys watching?

Movie night!

Hey Jimmy, get out of there man.

What are you doing walking around like that?

That's very disrespectful in front of your new mom, man.

She's not my real mom.

Haven't you got something to do? Why don't you go and clean your room?

I mean, I could.

Well get in there man, go and clean your room.

Pain in the ass man.

What?

Why are you so mean to him?

He could have joined us for movie night.

He's got things to do you know, like it's our time together right now you

know. He should be in there cleaning his room. Probably in there with the vacuum

cleaner anyway as normal.

Man, this is fucking stupid.

What do they mean, clean my room? I'm in college. I shouldn't have to clean this

shit. Why don't they hire some fucking maid or something? Shit, they should see

my dorm room. Fuck, this is fucking crazy.

Man, fuck this.

Man, all this shit.

Man,

this is stupid.

Clean your room.

This is my favorite. Yeah, me too.

Good one.

I'm so glad we got to play the movie.

Yeah, me too. Me too.

What the hell is he doing in there?

No, no, no, no. You be calm.

Be calm. You stay. Stay relaxed.

Okay. Can you make sure he stops that? Yes. Yes. Date night. Date night.

Okay.

Fucking kid in that vacuum cleaner.

Shit, I almost died.

What are you doing?

I came in here to clean my room.

Just one thing led after another.

I don't know.

You don't know?

You don't know?

I think you know exactly what you're doing.

It's okay.

You can tell me things. I'm your new mom now. And we can get close. You have to

get used to me being around. You can tell me anything.

I don't really want to talk about this right now. It's really weirding me out.

That's fine. That's okay. That's okay. I'll tell your dad about your new little

girlfriend. Just try to keep it down. We're trying to watch a movie.

And that's it. Okay? That's fine.

Have a good night.

What was going on in there?

It sounded like he was dying, but what was going on?

Boys will be boys.

Don't worry about it. Yeah, even in that vacuum cleaner.

Yo, Jimmy!

Yeah, you ain't as slick as you think. What were you doing in there, man?

Where you going, the kitchen?

Yeah, yeah, I was going to kiss you. Give me something to eat. Get me a

drink.

What do you want? As if you'd have to ask. A cup of tea.

Tea, tea, tea. Yeah.

Tea, tea, tea.

Tea, tea, tea.

Watch your fucking tea.

I've got your fucking tea right here.

Okay.

Are you done, mate?

Okay.

Rough time in the bathroom, Father.

He's your tea father.

There you go.

About time.

That's not bad that, you know.

You can make a cup of tea, I'll give you that.

What are you putting in that popcorn?

It's just the favorites bucket.

Can you hold that? Yes, okay, babe. I'm sorry.

It's okay. What's wrong with that popcorn?

Sorry.

I'm gonna check on your dad.

Maybe it was the popcorn.

I'll be right back. Can you hold this?

I'll be right back.

Shit. You're so hard.

You're not going to tell my dad, are you?

Why would I? He's a little busy right now.

Yeah, fuck it. Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

No, this will be our little secret.

Just like in the vacuum.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

I don't know what that was.

Are you okay?

Yeah. Oh, my God. Did I miss anything?

Nope.

Nope.

You're looking a little sweaty there. Everything okay?

Yes, it was just a part of the movie.

Here we go again.

Again? Yeah.

Oh my god, that was close.

Oh, shit.

Oh, right there.

Oh, shit.

Your dad is never this hard.

It's because he's a fucking wanker.

Oh, shit.

You should make him tea more often.

Fuck yes.

I have to ride you. I have to.

Please.

Oh.

Oh, wow.

Is this okay?

Now I see why Dad married you. Holy shit.

Is this okay?

Oh, yes.

Your dad is so...

Let me see that.

the pussy tease.

So much better than college girls

My favorite.

Oh my god.

Oh shit.