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Do we have to go in the club?

It's a bit embarrassing going in there with my arse out.

Don't worry, lad. No one will care. You're just a charlix.

I've been practising all week.

20 quid says I beat you today.

Make it 50.

You're going to lose.

Tommy. Good to meet you, mate.

Oh, you brought a chalice. Is he any good?

Chalices wait on the terrace during lunch, sir.

Out you go, Tommy.

Stroke index four, this one.

Watch and learn, boys.

Let Harry go first.

Jack, I thought today was going to be us guys playing golf.

Cheers, Jack.

Bend over.

The men will be playing golf, mate, and you'll help by taking our loads.

We're going to have a much better game because of your ass.

Still you, Martin.

That's in the next county.

Morning, Richard.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Damn, that looks pretty good. I'll have to have a go later. Get in line, mate.

Am I gonna get to play any golf?

All yours.

That's pin high.

Flag out.

There's this really fit girl called Nell who works at the anchor.

You've been fanning after her for months.

I know.

Well, ask her out and stop being a pussy.

Tommy's our pussy, not you.

Tommy, bring me a sand wedge and a putter.

Hundred quid a hole?

You've got no hundred quid.

I'll go first.

Down on the grass.

Bend forwards and spread your cheeps.

Can't my arse have a break?

Take your time, Harry, with all day.

That's in the trees that.

Your shot after this one.

Nice and straight right down the middle.

This hole's a tricky one.

Fuck, my ass is chafed!

How is he?

Tight. I've been in him since the first tee and he's still tight. The first tee?

That was two hours ago.

How many loads is that?

Four. Two of them jacks.

Who's Izzy?

My daughter's. The lads have him for the day.

Lucky girl.

Mind if I have a go on him?

Sorry, he's all mine at the moment.

Right.

Who's hitting?

You're up, Jack.

Left edge.

Do I get a go at some point?

No, we won't have time for you to have a go.

All right.

Jack, you smashed it at the last tee.

Sorry, sir.

Charlisters need to be on the machine.

Harry, will you?

Harry, my arse has run rugged from today.

Don't worry about it, mate.

50 quid Jack

Pay

up double or nothing next Saturday

Same time next week, gentlemen.

Should we?

Stuart will sort him in the morning.

Mate, do you want to come and play football today?

We're a man down.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm in. What time?

Bring your boots.

Or, you know, don't. Tommy!

Wide, wide!

Fuck off. How's he done that?

Tommy! Get in, Tommy, lad.

You're on the team sheet next week, mate.

Keeper's mum could have scored that.

Unlucky, mate. Next one's yours.

Should have made that goal.

Mate, I'm not going to be able to focus without clearing my head.

Get on all fours, will you?

Face fours.

Wait there a minute.

State of that.

He's left you gaping, mate.

Why don't you stay there? You're making Kit's game so much better.

Told you I'd get one.

Hold still.

Tommy,

this is John, my best mate, and Sarah, my girlfriend.

Great to meet you.

It's a great day for a game.

Yeah, I used to love playing football.

You don't play anymore?

Well, every time I try, the players have other ideas.

He's playing today.

We're a man down.

Did you see that penalty?

Never a foul.

Sorry, mate. Chalices aren't allowed to stand. You've got to be on the dildo

machine.

He's still not had the ball once.

Stay still mate.

Ref, is he allowed on the pitch like that?

Kit, you're on corners. Two minutes.

Oh,

my

God. Oh, my God.

Back up a bit.

Mate, do you want to come down the pub?

And you can bring your chalice if you want.

Oh, fuck, I'm coming.

Yeah, guys, we'll come along.

Damn, your ass is cammy.

Kit, send your chalice to get us a round in.

Four legers and a cider. And you?

Lemonade, please.

To the chalice. Best signing we've made.

It was never offside.

They're Lono's, his dad.

It was a yard off, Rob. I was stood there.

Look.

Look at his foot.

It was never offside, Kit.

Pass us the salt and vida.

Tommy, pass round the crypts.

It was a yard off

It

was a yard off

Wow your Kent must be so sloppy

I'm gonna come back when he's done with you and make you fucking gape.

Leave off, mate. He's mine.

So what were you before?

Before the collar?

I used to work at an oil firm but they let me go when I became a chalice.

How do you support yourself without a job?

The government gives chalices a monthly allowance for each dick they take. This

month I've made a good amount.

And you never applied?

Nobody, fuck, nobody I know applies.

The letter just came.

So who put you forward for the chalice program?

I'm trying to find that out.

Go on,

you were saying?

Look what we found a chalice machine.

Yeah, they'll give us all a free pint for every hour. He's on it Shed

better afternoon

He's had a better afternoon than our keeper

Showers, lads.

Come on, boys. Let's just have one more beer.

Go on, then. One last round. You want a lager, right? Anything for Tommy? No,

he's all right.

Gaz,

it's your round.

Who's round is it?

Kit's when he's done.

You did all right today, you know? That goal in the first half.

Yeah? I used to play a bit.

Sunday league before.

Showers first. The lads want a goal on you before they go home.

Can I touch your arse?

Kip, bus goes in ten, mate.

Who's after Danny?

Me, then Marco.

Kit, you're last. You've had him all day.

Can I have a minute?

You can have a minute when we've all come, mate.

Tan's on the wall.

It was really nice hanging out with you mate.

Evening. I brought wine, but I'm told you're a lemonade man.

Come in.

Sienna's in the kitchen.

Mum rang.

She says you've been looking after Tommy.

Someone's got to.

He scored on Sunday, did he tell you?

It was one goal.

It was a worlder. Cut inside, bare feet, far corner, their keeper never moved.

Then I missed an open goal, so I had to take it out on someone.

Poor Tommy.

Come on, ref. That's a penalty.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Keep it down. I can't hear the

tello.

Can you use two fingers?

Your hole can have whatever it wants

Dinner

Saturday just us two.

Yeah. Yes Saturday

Sienna looked well mad when I was fingering you the other night.

You've got stores on your chin.

Nobody looks when they're fucking me.

Look at them now.

Good.

Hit it!

One nil, mate.

Don't you dare stop.

Look at you.

I've never asked anyone for it before.

Could have fooled me.

That's it, mate.

I'm late, mate. Then be a bit later.

Please fuck me harder.

Yeah, you want it, please

Please

since when

do you say please Tommy he was late for work. I don't care who fucks you Tommy

You used to come home and moan about it. Now you're begging for it before

breakfast. You've turned into a proper little cumsper and I didn't sign up for

that.

I didn't sign up to be a chalice, see?

No. But you love it now.

I'm going to stay at mum's.

That was quick.

Afternoon, see?

He's all yours.

Where do you want me?

Anywhere you like.

Lads, help yourselves.

To the crisps and to Tommy.

Marco, you're up next on the game.

Two minutes.

He's doing all the work.

Who's after Marco?

Harder Rob

Harder than that Rob he

can take it Right

my

turn

It's about time.

My hole's full of cum so you don't need any lube.

Go on, Kit!

Kit.

That's my boy.

Same time next week, lads.

You all right?

Same time next week.

Good morning, handsome.

Morning.

15 minutes till the second half.

Then don't waste them.

Harder.

Yeah.

uh oh

Oh.

Same time tomorrow?

Me too.

We should get up.

We should.

That's mine.

What's yours?

Watch this.

I'm a natural.

A natural?

Shut up!

If that's the Thursday, lads, we're not in.

Wait,

wait!

Tommy Barnes.

You're wanted for testing.

What the hell is this?

Testing? You can't do this!

It's already done.

Stop! Right there!

Kit, don't.

I'll be all right.

They took him.

Last night. I don't know what to do, see?

There's one way out of the program.

The running.

Last one they don't catch goes free.

Then he'll win it.

Nobody wins it unless they want it more than anything.

Arms up, love.

The outfit's coming off for testing.

Capacity test.

We start small and work up.

Ready?

Go on, then.

Oh.

Is that the biggest you've got?

He's taking the four.

Good elasticity.

Very good.

Is that the biggest you've got?

Baseline, 80.

Begin.

Don't be gentle.

She's got a chart to fill.

170. Highest we've recorded.

I can take more if you want.

Do you know why they've brought us here?

They test how much dick we can take.

I've had so much come in my ass these past few days.

The lad in your cage before you never came back.

How long have you been in here?

Six years of chalice.

I've got a wife at home.

Claire.

She still writes every week.

Have you got anyone?

Kit. He makes me laugh every single day.

He'll be going mad.

Then you get it.

I'd give anything to walk out of here.

Ride him until we call time.

We're measuring how long you last.

Tell him not to finish early then.

Nineteen minutes.

Put him forward for the breeding.

Right, boys.

Volunteer for the enhanced man number seven here. Day out of the cage.

Me? I'll do it. You're mental.

Have you seen him?

His cum's been engineered to get a man pregnant.

We'll see if it takes.

Take your time.

Yeah.

First deposit, good volume

Cool.

Three hours. Still going.

Don't stop.

Can I touch your ass?

Sure, mate.

He's holding it.

Oh.

If that doesn't take nothing will

Come on, Tommy.

Where's Pip?

They came for him an hour ago, reassigned.

Reassigned where?

Nobody comes back from reassigned.

I'm getting out of here, Tommy.

Whatever it takes.

Subject 15, compatibility trial. Begin when ready.

94%. Log it. Book him again. Tomorrow is the running of the chalice.

Any chalice who signs up runs through the city.

Whoever catches you...

has you.

The last chalice not caught is released from the program.

Last one not caught walks free.

I've come second twice.

If I win, they can never take me from kit again.

It's me, Tommy.

It has to be.

May the best man win.

All I need is kit.

Go on then.

This checklist is released from the program.

I owe you, mate.

Go on.

Claire's waiting.

You gave it away.

He wanted it more than anything.

All I need is you.

I love you.

I love you so much.

Testing's done.

He's yours till next time.

They could take you again.

Then I'll come home again.

Mmm.

Sam said he wanted you naked this weekend so he can humiliate you in front

of the lads.

But I don't want you touching your cock.

Understood?

Yes, sir.

Mate, thanks so much for looking after him while I'm gone. I've put him in the

cage and he needs his morning breeding.

Don't you worry, mate. I'll make sure that he doesn't get any breaks all

weekend. They'll become flooding out of his mouth by Monday.

Is it okay if I have a few of the lads over to use him and hang out?

Of course. Just make sure they slap him around a bit.

Who wants potatoes?

Good game on Saturday.

That goal at the end, they got it in at the nick of time.

Where did Kit go for the weekend?

Stag do.

Apparently they got a bunch of hot strippers with big tips.

After I'm done eating, I'm going to ravage your asshole, mate.

Right, boys, let's see if we can use him for 24 hours

straight. 24 hours?

um um

Mwah.

Oh.

Ah!

You're not getting a break, mate.

Let's go to the pub for a pint and show everyone Tommy's cummy hole.

None for you, mate.

Get up on the counter.

If anyone wants to use Tommy, help yourself.

I told Kit his hole wouldn't get a break all weekend.

I know that'll need bridges, but it needs to be safe.

Yeah,

of course

Really?

Mate, can I have a drink?

I'm so fucking thirsty.

This cummy hole is thirsty.

Who wants to piss on him?

Just aim, mate. He's not fussy.

Look at him, he's drinking.

Same time tomorrow, gents.

Did my boy's hole get destroyed this weekend?

Well that means you're nice and warmed up for me to fuck you all day.

Yes please.

Mm.