Original subtitles

the penalty for Rebellion against the

council is termination but because of

your heroic Services as a warrior you

are exiled to the Primitive planet Earth

be to dwell in human form until you

learn to restrain your hostility this

control unit will monitor you

hostility not

good the sentence is

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do you want know that you ready to go

you got 1 minute ready and go it's water

water river he

said it's a it's a boat on thece boat is

right okay where going now it's a it's a

whale it's a wh is right good reaching

deep inside you things You' never

known it's been tough R going but you

haven't gone

alone we do more before 9:00 a.m. than

most people do all

day hey first sergeant good

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morning I'm going to use your restroom

so fill her up and check under the hood

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I think the oil's okay

so you've done it again lost another job

the Machinery down here is not built

very well such excuses are unacceptable

for my report your

report hostility level still

high who would seriously accept a report

from such a flawed creature like you

hostile and

sarcastic bad to the second power all

right I think I finally found a job on

this planet that I can do well that's

better now what are the duties of this

job to be all you can be excellent as

what a

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warrior hey hle remember when we were

back at Fort Brag and you had the night

Duty on new years's and that little

cashier from the muffler shop came on

base and I covered for you the don't you

even try it

Striker I'm not risking my pension on

one of your hairbrain ideas all I'm

asking you to do is help me cut some

emergency leave orders so I can go take

care of some pressing personal business

you call that hair

brain no I call that a violation of the

uniform code of military Justice I

thought you were my friend

Hurley

I am your

friend I just don't want to be

associated with

you besides what good is emergency leave

going to do they're going to be

expecting somebody at Fort

Drake one problem at a time

Hurley you must forget your Warrior days

but I'm only trying to fulfill the terms

of my sentence and fit in this

Society it's an important job that many

humans do here and it is one that I can

perform very

well don't you

agree very well as the humans would say

you seem to have me by the

barrel but I'm sure this will look very

favorable on my

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report

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so you want the Army huh well let me

tell you Mac he can be your best friend

or your worst enemy I understand that

very well yeah take

me I just get back from overseas and I

find out my ex-wife is going to marry

some Pencil Neck do they give me a leave

so I can go and stop it

nah they send me to Fort Drake to train

a bunch of goof up eightball babies I

don't understand any of this who

could they got no

heart you know we usually get a little

younger clientele in here you done some

soldiering before yes I have great

experience as a warrior combat many

conflicts my battle group was Victorious

at theb mercenary work too

huh you couldn't have been a grunt you

must have been a leader yes I was a

leader you know you got much too much

experience to start on the ground

floor maybe you and me could help each

other out yes I would like to help you

could start out as a Sergeant First

Class just like me well I get a uniform

like

this exactly like

this now deporting for Dallas Houston

San Antonio take two lane for you are in

uniform are you also in the service yes

you might say that I am a sergeant what

is your rank we're

sisters have you seen

combat quite a bit we teach Junior

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High what do you

think pretty smooth

huh phony orders for a phony Sergeant to

take over your assignment

Sergeant Jessie yeah and I made a real

hero out of lots of combat chest full of

metals kind of patterned him after

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myself all right begin I want it clearly

noted that I am doing this under

protest give me the research I have

carefully studied the history of human

they are armed with primitive weapons

bows arrows atomic bombs show me I have

compiled what they call training films

here are examples of perfect behavior in

the US military study them well relax

you'll be just like the rest of us

that's what it means to be a veteran

you're scared all the

time I don't think he likes me no more

did he ever well sure used to when he

was always yelling at me I knew he was

good friend you want to know why he

doesn't like you anymore why you hurt

his pride Shaz can you turn that thing

down I'm trying to get some sleep

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here and here are some battles fought by

one of their greatest

warriors a human called John

if I have to talk to you one more time

I'm going to tell the driver now turn

that stupid little thing

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[Laughter]

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2 can I help you

sergeant

I'm Sergeant

Jesse here are my

orders right okay welcome to Fort

Drake nice to see you Sergeant nice to

see you

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P Sergeant Jesse corpal Curtis Tillman

At Your Service

am I glad to see

you where are the grunts all business

aren't you it

figures a buddy of mine Administration

gave me a peek at your papers you have

been through some stuff lots of

action action is what a warrior lives

for oh are you the

man you know ever since our first

platoon Sergeant went Section 8 I've

been in charge of Bravo team which in

point of fact should be known as Bou up

team where is this Section 8 Theon

Sergeant lost it took a quick trip

around the bend nervous breakdown is

what they call it I call it bailing out

corpal critis Tillman I do not know the

meaning of bailing out cool Under Fire

for anybody with as much combat

experience as you our team should be a

walk in the park have you not engaged in

combat all my combat's been in the

street

lived in my neighborhood you had to

fight

me I understand that come from it was

the

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same B

in at

ease all right this is Sergeant Jesse

he's the man responsible for turning

this outfit into a real fighting

unit sure you'd like to say something to

the men

Sergeant where you from son South Dakota

Serge I sure do miss it just remember

loose lips sink

ships what's your name so Soldier

private Adrien

Franco it's okay

private we are all afraid

here this one's for

Joey Coral Curtis

Silman these

men this is what you call

platoon

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attention R team present ma'am ad e

everyone you must be Sergeant

Jesse I'm Lieutenant Arlene Michaels

bravo team leader and Company executive

officer we've been looking forward to

your

arrival with a great anticipation who

has been looking forward

bravo team or foul up team Sergeant the

reason why bravo team is last in

training is because these men do not

believe that they're the best oh come on

Lieutenant bravo team is the Outlaws and

orphans that's

us see Sergeant self-image problem

what's important here is that we believe

in

ourselves

because belief in ourselves is the first

important building block in in creating

a crack unit that believes in

itself but believe

attention at

EAS it's murder to send a kid up in a

crate like

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I would like to learn more about the men

and their problems yeah I thought we

could do it in sort of an informal way

you know I know this little joint down

the road where we can go over personnel

and grab a cool

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Corporal Curtis dman something is wrong

it's nothing I can't handle it's

personal business okay sge I'll be right

back what's the word bro long time no

see

word is I ain't your bro no

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more Deacon

Curtis you cutting us off the same way

they cut off your

hair I found a new gang man a new home

give me that clean and straight business

once a strier always

strier no not anymore not for you not

for

anybody item one you work on a military

base item two what do you find on a

military

base weapons

fool item three you can help us get

those weapons and get yourself a healthy

payday there's no way I can do what

you're asking have you forgot everything

everything man the street is everywhere

you wrong Deacon no

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deal now some people would read this

file and call you a hero I on the other

hand see nothing heroic about a total

disregard for authority and blatant

insubordination I was bad before I want

to be better that is why they sent me

here Captain Butler

wonderful I get them

all bravo team is loaded with the same

kind of Misfits as you I've got an exec

who can't even make a decision now they

give me a sergeant who's nothing but

trouble from the word go two days before

operation War Bonnet well sheam sir

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at least you're

consistent you're doing this job as

poorly as the others you've tried now I

understand the man who gave me this job

was Sergeant Striker

he created this

history it says I was a hero in battle

but a rebellious Mal content in peace

time disorderly conduct brawling and

questioning of orders Striker made all

this up as the humans say he hit the

nail right on your head I know what I

must do correct leave this job now and I

will not mention it in my reports no I

must train these Warriors until they

they know all that they can be but these

Warriors are all aliens no matter the

military is the same throughout the

Universe only the weapons are different

very

well I will make a complete study of

their weapon systems for your

information however I must warn

you enter in Center squid what was that

sge come in

Sergeant I was wondering if you come

downstairs and say hello to my real

commanding

officer yes I would be very proud to

meet another

Warrior you know it's nothing

corpal it's not as good as your home

cooking mama oh they know I'm the worst

cook in the

neighborhood it's still not as good as

your Home Cooking Mama

how about you Sergeant Jesse what's your

favorite food back home we took

nourishment in many ways it was only

fuel for the

unit cursing join for something as silly

as a food it's because all the girls

like the way he looks in the uniform

ressa I like the way I look in the

uniform and greens a whole lot better on

you than that ugly Strider

M interesting

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mechanism excuse me but your job seems

most hello I'm trying to communicate

with you whoa where'd that come from

it's too small it's too fast it's too

glitch

could you stop moving and listen just

for a moment such rudess perhaps this

will get your

attention oh my God Bogies a screen full

of them I've never seen anything like

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hey sge I got a hand it to you you sure

got Bravo team's

attention attention is a word used a lot

in this Army he well you're not fooling

me I'm on to your game you are yeah

do we use all those corny war movie

lines don't worry Brooklyn you're going

to make it just fine sure got him

confused all right they all listening

all that old John Wayne

stuff John Wayne was a great

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warrior what who was that man in the red

car

s it's all in the past it's another life

it's over let's

go Curtis be

careful the past is not easy to

escape sometimes it will not let you

Wright doesn't understand why he can't

learn to shoot by reading all the Army

manuals damn

it you know I really trying Sergeant I

swear you know I have studied the theory

and physics of ballistics I have

factored in the wind the range and

proest but I still can't seem to get the

bullet Hit the Target in combat there is

no time for all these thoughts there's

only time for

Instinct sometimes

thinking only gives you time to

die great great I SP all my life

studying and analyzing now he's telling

me not to think he's telling you

thinking is nothing without

doing think about it

what sge this team

Target to the safest thing on the rid

line to show them how it's

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hey hon you're making a big mistake here

hey stting Jesse Hudson's uh packing

here I'm not cut out for this sge I want

to go

home but we can't go home just because

we want to son I don't care what they do

with me I'm out of here

if you leave now you forsake your

comrades

comrades no one on this team gives a

damn about what happens to

me I do son hello sge it's for

you all right Bravo Team let's hit the

rack got a big day squaring off against

Alpha Team Tom

tomorrow

Hudson you with

us all

right Roger Wilco yo Sergeant Jesse

how's the warrior having lots of fun

Sergeant Striker you have caused me a

great trouble here what old hand like

you no swep anyway it looks like I got

my little Pur personal business about

squared away won't be long now before

the little woman's right back with me

where she belong you belong here it is

not easy training these grunts they have

many problems well that's what I'm

calling you about now to give you the

good news won't be long now before I get

back to Fort Drake the way things are

going of course on the other

hand

Striker

range 1500 yard no disrespect intended

but you seem to be a very primitive and

ineffective weapon elevation do you mind

if I examine you more

closely H I'll take that as a

yes H nothing inside more ineffective

than I thought load oh who are you H

projectile highly explosive dangerous

negative outcome

fire not

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good bra team's losing

again me what these men need is

confidence inspiration

purpose do something

it must come from the

leader I won't always be

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here a man falls and you run by him

private Frankle hey his problem not mine

every man for himself

right until you need help private Franco

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congratulations Alpha Team youve set a

new course record for this exercise well

done Captain C good to work bravo team

we started far behind but came on strong

at the end well

done yeah Bravo's

Pizza all right all right hang on corpal

phone

Corporal Curtis

Tillman okay listen Deacon I told you

I'm

not all right man I'm I'm cool just

don't hurt

her

team lights

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out that's what some people in this

outfit are calling you today

hero well that's not what I call you

cowboy John Wayne was a soldier and a

cowboy sir hey that smart mouth is going

to get you into trouble and trouble's no

strange to you is it that's true

sir there's something weird about you

Sergeant 20 years in the Army nobody's

ever fought with you served with you or

heard you I am going to check you out

real good and if I find anything one

millimeter out of line I'm going to be

all over you do you read me yes I read

Butler US Army

sir

good as long as we understand each

dismissed Captain Butler must be one of

the best if loud speech is the sign of a

good leader yeah he got me pretty good

too but Bravo Team should be in much

better shape by now I have to take the

blame for that and how long must you

keep this plan Sergeant I appreciate it

but I'm afraid I'm not much of a leader

to be an officer you had to pass Army

examinations they know you can be a

leader the only one stopping you is

you have you seen

Curtis are your ears open soldiers

Sergeant I think he might have went AWOL

where can I find this a wol he got a

call from somebody he used to know at

home and then he was gone Curtis used to

run with the 92nd Street Striders can

these Striders be found on combat Street

yeah on combat street right there where

he grew up 92nd in Waverly I will bring

Curtis back to the base before operation

warbonnet but that's a war zone

Serge hey Serge I wouldn't go in there

with a small

army I shall

return

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Sergeant

Jesse you alone in this part of the city

Curtis told me you were tough he didn't

say you were a fool where is

Curtis he went to a

w we think he came after Striders Curtis

AOL I'll find him no he he told me in

this neighborhood you must fight

Sergeant you fought your Wars and I

fought mine and I'm still here and I was

the boy's first drill sergeant come on

we'll find

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they look at me with strange eyes they

don't see many white faces on these

streets I in no control over the color

of my face what is the

matter is that what they teach you in

the Army or were you just raised that

way where I was raised the color of

one's face had no meaning that's good to

hear

Sergeant we had no

faces your mama taught you

well look at this

Sergeant what's it look like to

you it is for

playing for

children children this part of the city

doesn't have any children

Sergeant no children you go from little

babies straight to adulthood around

here this is what you call a recruiting

center to be all that you can be

no most of these recruits never know

what they can be they die too

young Tommy

when you get your butt back over here

and don't you pull any of that stride of

crap on me you

hear one more second and I'm going to

get your mother down

here M stman you don't want to be here

you're right I don't and if you had any

either of course it doesn't matter cuzz

you're not going to be here long anyway

you keep on you'll end up face down in

an alley with a bullet in your brain or

a needle in your arm now you take us to

Curtis I responsible that's a show

up you fight well Mrs tomman damn

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right Deacon you got what you want Let

Her Go Curtis Curtis

you're just not getting it are

you what I want is in that

Armory I'm going to need more and a key

to open it I'm going to need you carp

tell

me you stay here till you get my call

Curtis don't do

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it there they

are

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here we

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go where is Curtis Mama what are you

doing here Curtis you are a wol I am

here to take you back Curtis you have a

chance in life now with real friends

like Sergeant Jesse

don't mess up why don't you go home I'm

never going back Jesse I'm tired of this

man's Army I'm tired of foul up team and

I'm tired of you you are a warrior a

soldier not anymore I'm a

Strider and once a Strider always a

Strider you mind stepping

aside Curtis

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oh my God it's

give it a rest girl you better not be

around when Curtis gets back Mr big and

bad keep flapping your mouth off and you

won't be around when Curtis gets

back she's pretty mildly for a little

girl

no

oh

no Vanessa what are you doing here mama

they used me for his Curtis to steal

guns from his unit's Armory you've got

to stop them you got to help Curtis

we're fine just get to the

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Armory operation War Bonnet got underway

today with a bang for the next 3 days

Elite combat units from the fighting 637

division will be doing what they do

best Lieutenant what are you sitting on

your dusts here for their teams are

halfway to their objectives by now I

think there may be a problem with corpal

kman and Sergeant Jesse sir Lieutenant

you move your team out and secure your

objective now yes sir follow me double

time I'm to take this hunk JK over to

the target range better hurry cor our

war Bon is already in full

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swing let's go girls we don't got all

day move

it I said

move you things like your little

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children

reality

C hurry Serge Jesse yes I'm doing double

time carry on

PGM Bravo Team bravo team I must speak

to Bravo

Team where are you Bravo

Team Jesse this is Lieutenant Michaels

they're stealing weapons from the Armory

I'm going there now Lieutenant I need

your help but Jesse I just can't I

mean what can I

do Jesse come in come in Jesse

damn something's wrong we better call

headquarters begging your pardon man but

I don't think there's time so I Jess

needs help

now all right Bravo let's move out the

Armory is that way

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look I back

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a

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who are you man all I can

be Sergeant

Jesse you disrupted operation War Bonnet

took action without Authority

placed your men in a dangerous situation

to cause severe damage to US Army

vehicles damn fine job Sergeant yes

Captain Butler as your great General

remember just wish I could tear this one

up Jesse never seen a discharge come

through so

quickly discharge yes I had known you

were a short time

I just hope your replacement is half the

soldier you are does this mean I'm no

longer a warrior sir

Jesse you will always be a

warrior hey Jesse what's happening

Striker did you have a lot of

fun I'm being discharged honorable too

that wasn't easy with your record hope

there no hard feelings about your

leaping

no my work here is done did you solve

your problems with your former wife sure

did I'm really happy about that too then

you are together again no

way see you around

Jesse I have completed my study this

Army while primitive by our standards

can certainly hold its own on this

planet no un uniform does this mean

you've even lost your job as Warrior yes

but this time with

honor your

left left right left now bravo team was

second R now bravo team was second R

were just as far from section A they

were just as far from section they were

whimps and fools and not to me were wh

and fools and not to me Sergeant Jessie

hit the scene Jessie hit the scene eyes

sound off 1 2 sound off 3 4 bring it on

down now 1 2 3 4 1 2 spouting all that

John way jve spouting all that John

wayve the sergeant made us come alive

Sergeant made us come alive none of us

will be the same none of the same

Sergeant Jessie was his name Sergeant

Jessie was

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next on hard time on planet Earth the

hell is there

it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood

don't spoil it the behavior between men

here is very confusing I will soon be in

contact with a subject called Jesse hi

this is Pat sjck joining us tonight with

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