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Come in.

Hey.

Hi.

Yeah.

Thanks for bringing me over to retake the test.

I'm sorry.

I honestly really don't care about this class.

I'm going to graduate either way.

I'm already got into an MFA program.

This is just not my deal.

I'm sorry.

So we're going to hold that.

I have this idea for you.

I want you to take this test.

And for every question that you get right, I'll take off a piece of clothing.

Well that sounds pretty reasonable.

What happens if I get a question wrong?

If you get a question wrong, you have to take off a piece of clothing.

Okay.

And if I pass the test.

I'll fuck you.

Seriously.

Yeah.

I get to fuck this more.

If I can get a passing grade on this test.

Yes.

All right.

All right.

Let's see.

Let's see.

What's the number one?

Anatomy.

What are the key differences between the clitoris and the g-spot in terms of structure and function?

Well that's obvious.

The clitoris is on the outside.

Well has this little exposed part and then it has these like two bulbs that come down on the side.

And obviously it like when stimulated creates these like, you know, intense orgasms,

but not like necessarily as deep or as strong as like the g-spot, which is more like vaginal orgasms,

which is on the like roof of the inside of a gyna.

Am I right?

Perfect.

Okay.

You got one right.

What are you going to take anything off?

Okay.

Oh.

How do estrogen and testosterone influence female sexual, what kind of test is this?

Do you play this?

Yeah.

It's just a healthier.

How do testosterone influence female sexual desire and arousal throughout the menstrual cycle?

Well, like estrogen and testosterone, like trigger ovulation and like help get you more

already at that time of the month.

Good job.

You can't just leave me into this saying that you're going to do that and then not take anything off.

Should I take off my skirt or my shirt?

It's up to you, Miss Mario.

You're a minister in this test.

Hmm.

Read the next question.

Arousal.

What psychological changes occur in the female body during sexual arousal and orgasm?

Well, I'm not a woman, so I don't know.

But last time I made a girl calm, it seems like she was in this kind of state of bliss,

kind of like almost an out of body experience.

Perfect.

Feelings of love and connection.

Good vibes.

Am I wrong?

You're doing great already.

All right.

Well, if I got that one right, are you going to take anything else off?

Sweet.

All right.

Reproduction.

How does the cervix change during different phases of the menstrual cycle?

And how does this affect fertility and sexual sensation?

Well, when girls are like on their period or like little phase,

it doesn't really feel good to be back there.

So you've got to do like shower of penetration and stuff like that.

And then when it's the happy time at the month, it feels great.

Am I wrong?

All right.

Well, I think you're going to have to take off something where I can actually see something, you know.

You're this a motivator.

I mean, yeah.

Honestly, if this is what we were studying in biology,

I think I would have been a much more diligent student.

General sexuality.

What are some of the most common myths about female sexuality and what does science say about them?

Well, I guess I'd say one of the most common myths is that like girls aren't as horny as guys.

Like, I think in my experience, like a lot of women can be even happier than most guys I know.

And I think there's science to back that up.

Well, I only have one more piece of clothing left on.

And I'm going to guess that based on the fact that we're doing this test right now, I'm right.

Next question.

I've got to add it to the gene regulation.

I have a history of modifications and DNA and methamment and interactive,

regularly gene expression.

What are the implications of these mechanisms and cellular differentiation in disease,

such as cancer?

Dude.

There's no way I can answer this.

That's like, that's like the most insanely hard question I've ever heard.

Oh.

This is too bad.

Well, more.

No biology and systems biology.

And describe the long-term potential Asian and long-term depression and synaptic plasticity.

How do molecular, singling pathways, including NDMA receptor activation and intracelular kidneys?

What?

I don't even know how to read this.

It's more.

I'm not.

I'm not.

Why aren't you under where today?

It's not my fault.

Oh.

Did I get a passing grade?

I passed.

It's you.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Thank you.

Oh.

Oh.

Thank you.