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(Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) Good morning.

How'd you sleep?

I slept pretty good, and you?

Well, you know me.

Put my head down and I just started

racing.

Couldn't get any sleep, but thank God for

caffeine.

Did Sarah come to pick you up?

No, Alex's.

Sarah and I broke it off again.

Maybe this time we're gonna...

Oh, honey!

Hey, I'm gonna run to the restroom real

quick, okay?

If you see Al, just tell him I'll

be a minute.

Just go like that.

Okay.

One minute!

Hey, I'm gonna get running, okay?

Okay.

You have a good day at work.

Okay, bye.

Bye.

Oh, come in.

Do you, um, wanna talk to me about

anything?

Like what?

Look, I know I'm your stepmom and you

are an adult, but if you are doing

anything unsafe online, you would talk to me

about it, right?

Whoa, what the hell?

I saw, honey, I saw that you are

on a swinger's website.

It's a hookup app and I'm not meeting

up with anybody.

You're not?

No, I just like talking to women on

there.

And it's all anonymous and it's safe.

Okay, but you know that they could still

find your personal information just from the pictures

that you're posting.

I need you to be careful, okay?

Is this why you broke up with your

girlfriend?

Jesus, Mom!

Okay, okay, I know it's none of my

business.

I just wish that you weren't on one

of these websites.

I did see briefly, though, that some of

these women had very flattering things to say

about you.

About me?

You mean my dick pic?

Yeah, you do have a nice one.

Oh, Mom.

You know, I'm not trying to embarrass you

or anything, but I feel like any girl

would be very impressed by the strength and

size of your photograph.

So, no need for any more pictures in

the bathroom, okay, pooky bear?

I cannot believe we're having this conversation.

Alright, you know what, I don't want to

overstep anymore, so we'll talk more in the

morning, okay?

Okay.

Love you.

Love you, too.

Good night.

Oh, that's not bad.

That's like two hours away.

I could be there.

Yeah.

Alright, yeah.

Ciao?

Oh, you got a date?

You scared me.

Well, it looks like you could use some

help picking out an outfit.

You know, I do love this one on

you, but I'm not sure if it's the

right one for you.

This one is my favorite.

I got that for you for Christmas.

Thanks.

Yeah, definitely wear that.

So, who's the lucky lady?

Oh, just a friend.

An online friend?

Yeah, but she's different, and guys tend to

be murderers and psychos, so you don't have

to worry about her murdering me or being

a psycho.

Yeah, I don't know about that.

I think any girl would be crazy for

a guy like you.

But tell me, what kind of girl would

want to go out with a guy just

for his penis?

Well, I mean, we've been communicating for a

while, and we've even video chatted a few

times.

Is that what you kids are calling sexting

these days?

Mom, come on.

I'm worried about you, sweetheart.

Why doesn't Mommy come with you on this

date?

We'll go to dinner, just the three of

us, and it'll be great.

No, definitely not.

No.

I mean, I can't just show up with

my mom to a date.

Just not a good look.

Oh, is this her?

What does she have to say?

Not much.

Sounds like a real classy girl.

So sophisticated.

Not as sophisticated as your favorite stepson.

Look, I'm going to be back late tonight,

so don't wait up for me, okay?

Talk to you later.

Love you.

Wait!

Wait!

Don't go.

What the

hell?

Oh, good.

You're home early.

Would you be so kind as to hold

my ring light down low and take a

few pictures of me?

I'm trying to get what the kids call

the upskirt picture.

For who?

For the website.

Why should you get to have all the

fun?

I want to see what the guys are

going to say about me.

You're showing your face in these pictures.

I mean, I might cut it out later.

Whoa.

Too much?

Was that a picture of your pussy?

Yeah.

Don't you like it?

Cute.

Real funny.

I mean, this whole time it's been a

real big joke to you.

Just let it go.

Hey, why are you home so early anyway?

How did your date go?

It was okay.

Not so much.

I don't know, maybe I just enjoyed talking

to strangers until, you know, we started getting

to know each other and she was a

dental hygienist with three cats.

I don't know, it just wasn't so exciting

overall.

Oh, so it was more about the taboo.

Pretty much.

I mean, I had so much fun, you

know, being anonymous and such and, like, after

a while it just, it all dissipated.

I'm sorry about that, honey.

It's okay.

Do you want me to help you finish

picking all this stuff up?

Um, you know what?

First, let me ask you if you will

be completely honest with me about something.

Of course.

When you first saw that picture of me,

did it get you just as excited as

when you first were talking to the cat

girl?

Honestly, more so.

Hmm.

Well, you know what?

I don't want you on that website and

I can tell that you don't want me

on it either.

So, why don't we take pictures of each

other and just share them privately?

I don't know if that'll work.

You're my stepmom.

No!

I am Natasha Cromwell, a British secret intelligence

agent and you are Oleg, a Russian spy

and I am going to seduce you for

all of his top secrets with my sexual

prowess.

Alright, well, let's see what you got.

Okay.

Ooh.

Yes, just like that.

Arch your back a little bit more.

Oh yes, it's hot.

Ooh.

Yes.

I love these.

That looks good.

Oh, it looks fucking great.

Go ahead and turn it off real quick.

Okay.

Yes, just like that.

Squeeze your boobs together.

Oh yes, just like that.

Wow.

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

I love these.

Oh yeah.

Oh yes, these are all great.

Oh my god, you're so hot.

Oh, these are gorgeous.

I could work on my photography skills all

day.

Now, let me go ahead and just send

these to my phone.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

I am going to send these to you

at the right time, okay?

Why don't you take off your top for

me?

Ooh, nice.

You have been working out.

Ooh, nice.

Alright, take off your pants.

I want to see you in your shorts.

Ooh.

Oh no.

That looks so good.

Oh wow.

Does it turn you on, baby?

Okay, remember you are a Russian spy, okay?

Not Austin Powers.

Come here.

Mm-hmm.

Come sit on my lap.

I want to see your ass pressed up

against me.

Okay.

Just like that.

Take it out.

Mommy wants to feel it on her ass.

Yeah.

So bad.

So hot.

Yes.

It feels so good.

Yes.

Come here.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Ooh.

It feels bad.

Ah, yes it does.

Mm.

Ah.

So bad.

My ass feels so good.

Ah.

Ooh, yes.

Are you taking pictures of it?

Yes, I just did.

Oh, good.

Ah.

Mm, yes.

Oh, yes.

That feels so good on my ass.

Yes, it feels so good.

Mm, yeah.

Ah.

Mm.

Oh, yes.

It feels so good.

Oh, yes.

I like that a lot.

Can I take your bra off?

Mm, please.

Mm, yeah.

Mm, yeah.

Grab those titties.

Mm, yes.

Mm, yeah.

Ah.

Mm, yes.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm, yeah.

Mm.

Mm, yeah.

Mm, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Squeeze those boobs.

Oh, yeah.

Ah.

Mm, yeah.

Mm.

Yeah, I like the way you squeeze them.

Yes.

Mm.

Yeah.

I'd love to have them in your mouth.

Yes.

Mm.

Mm, yes.

I like those titties.

Oh, yeah.

So good.

Ah.

Oh, yeah.

Ooh.

Ooh, yeah.

That feels good right there.

Oh, yes.

Ooh, yeah.

Take a picture of that.

Mm-hmm.

Ooh.

Oh, that looks so hot.

Mm, yeah.

Mommy wants to taste your cock.

Yeah, Mommy?

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, my God.

Mommy likes the way your cock tastes.

Yeah, Mommy?

Mm-hmm.

Dang.

Do you like to take my picture soaking

your cock?

Oh, yes, just like that.

Mm, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Mm.

Is this okay?

Mm.

Oh, fuck, yes, Mommy.

That feels so good.

Mm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, that's Mommy's good boy.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Mm.

Oh, you're the best Mommy ever.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, you've been such a good boy.

Yeah.

You deserve that.

You do, right?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, you work so hard for Mommy.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yes.

That's for Mommy.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God, yes.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, fuck, yes, Mommy.

Mm.

Mm, yeah.

Mm.

Ah.

Mm.

Mm.

Such a good cock, son.

Yeah.

Ah, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Mm, yes.

Oh, fuck, yes, Mommy.

Oh, this is a nice long cock.

Mm.

Oh, fuck, Mommy, that feels so good.

Mm.

I love sucking that cock, yes.

Mm.

Ah, yeah.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, fuck, it feels so good.

Mm.

You know what?

Yeah?

Mommy thinks that your dick would look really

good right between her titties.

Yeah.

You wanna fuck my milkers?

Ah, yes, please.

Do it.

Mm-hmm.

Come here.

Oh, yes.

Come here.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, my God.

Mm.

Good boy.

Mm.

Oh.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, my God.

Mm.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Give me that cock.

Yes.

Oh, yeah, fuck, yeah.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, yeah.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Take a dump on it.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, we are three for this chance.

Oh, we are lucky.

Oh, at that time.

Oh, we are lucky.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

That feels so good.

Oh, you are good.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Get more titties.

There you go.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, your dick is so good.

Oh, no.

I want to taste your pussy, mommy.

Yeah, you want to eat that pussy.

Mommy is not going to say no.

You better eat that pussy.

Yes.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, cheese my pussy.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you are good at that.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yes.

Mm-hmm.

Mommy approves.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Yes, that's it.

Fuck yes.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you taste so good.

Oh, fuck yes.

I'm glad you want that pussy.

Oh.

Fuck yes.

Oh, your head feels nice.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, mommy wants you to have it.

Yeah, mommy.

Mommy wants it so bad.

Oh, yes.

Oh, I want your cock.

Oh.

Oh, fuck yes.

Mm.

Oh, yeah.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh, that's a good sign.

Mm, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, like that.

Mm.

I think you should get a picture of

this.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

That's so hot.

Oh, yes, it is.

It looks so fucking good, mom.

Oh, yes.

Fuck, it looks so good.

Mm, yeah.

He likes it.

Yeah, mommy.

Oh, God, your pussy's so fucking hot.

Yeah, you did that, you got that pussy

nice and wet.

Oh, yes.

Mm.

It looks so fucking good.

Yeah.

Oh, it feels so good.

Oh, yeah, your leg in mommy's pussy feels

so good.

You're gonna tear mommy's pussy up, aren't you?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

You can stretch it out.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck, you're so fucking good.

Oh, yeah, you dick.

It's so good in me, mm.

Yeah.

Mm, fuck, yeah.

Ah, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Ah!

I'm just sucking my balls.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you, mama.

Oh, yeah.

Get in there.

Oh, yes, mama.

Oh, my gosh.

Mommy wants to sit on you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh!

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, my God.

That feels so fucking good, mama.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's gonna feel good inside my pussy.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, mommy likes it.

Oh!

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes, mama.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, such a nice, big cock for me

to ride.