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Good roll, man.

So tell me about this new roommate you got.

Yeah, it's great.

She's nice.

And cute, too, I heard.

Well, yeah, I guess you can say that.

She's cute.

So what does she do?

Some work.

That's true.

I didn't really know.

She's working from home.

That's good.

I guess as long as it doesn't cut into your get-it-all-in-time, right?

No problem so far, man.

Cool.

We both head out to bring over friends, as well as dates.

As long as we respect our space.

Sounds good.

Did you say you like to fuck her face?

So I got some really good news.

Yeah?

Go on.

It's about your new roommate, Stoya.

Ha ha, yeah, nailed him.

You think that's fun?

That's fucking funny, huh?

That's real funny.

Check that out.

Now that's a fucking TKO.

That's a first-round knockout.

Tell me that's not the fucking greatest thing in the world.

That's pretty fucking cool, huh?

He knows, too.

Well, yeah, duh.

Where did you get it?

The internet, stupid.

What do you mean?

Dude, your new roommate, Stoya, is a fucking web whore.

Hey, man.

I'm gonna call her tonight.

How is kung fu?

That's true cheap too.

I've told you that before.

Okay, grasshopper.

See you later, I've gotta get back to work.

Hey, you pathetic little fucking piece of shit.

Wait, you can't even pay a whore to come over and fuck you in person?

You have to pay girls to sit on the webcam because they're too disgusted by you in real life?

Don't fucking touch your phone yet.

You don't touch your dick until I tell you to.

Do you want to touch it?

Yeah. Yeah.

Beg for it. Don't talk. Beg with your face.

Beg with your feet off.

Uh-huh. Okay. Okay. Now put your hand on your dick.

Do you need a microscope to find it?

How about a magnifying glass?

Yeah, just stroke it.

Stroke it harder.

No, please.

No. You, no.

Come on, man. I know something. Come on. I know it. Please.

Okay. Okay. You can come over.

Please.

I said okay.

No, please.

Yeah. Maybe he needs to give us an injection.

What?

Does that make you feel better?

So you wish you could touch these?

Yeah, that's it. Grab your cock. Put it in your hand.

I didn't know that anybody was here. I'm Cagney. I work with Stoya.

I'd like to...

You must be Mick, the roommate.

Yeah. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too. She said you were hot.

She said that? What'd she say about me?

And you must be Scott.

How'd you know that?

You look like you think that he's hot.

Stoya said that?

Anyway, can I use your restroom? She's working and I don't want to disturb her.

Sure. No problem.

Do you know where it is?

I'll show you.

Allow me?

A gentleman.

Hello?

Hey, man.

What's up?

Hey, I was just calling you to check if it's cool with you if I come by your house to meet with Stoya.

What do you mean?

Well, you know the guys here, they've been talking to her all night and doing some web chat things, so...

I have to train myself and...

Let me tell you, man, I never can die hard in my whole life by myself.

Okay. That's great. But she doesn't know that I know yet.

You gotta be fucking kidding me, man. You have your own web hall living in your house.

Why don't you fuck her?

I don't think that would be too smart, you know?

But you wanna fuck her, yeah?

Of course I wanna fuck her. But she's my roommate. I don't think so that that would be a smart move, man.

She is good.

Hi, man.

Oh, shit. I'm sorry, man. I didn't mean to interrupt.

It's okay, Mick. I won't tell Stoya if you don't. I promise.

I'm not just gonna fuck her. So, would you have your own web hall?

Oh, my God.

Asshole.

Look, what the fuck.

I'll call you back, man.

No, man.

I don't think she wants to talk to me.

I wanna be a beer, too.

I think she wants to talk to you.

Think about it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yo, man.

Man.

Let me get that Brazilian flight ticket you got.

You mean the one with the six necklaces?

Yeah, that's the one.

Yeah, come on in.

Pick it up.

Okay, cool, man.

Thanks.

Oh, fuck you, man.

Well, how do you feel?

You must be the roommate.

It's good, right?

No, baby.

I'm Alexis.

I'm Alexis.

I work with Zoya.

Are you looking for her?

She won't be back for a while.

No, I'm not looking for her.

I'm actually friends with Matt.

Oh, well, he isn't here either.

Is there something I can help you with?

I bet there is.

Well, I said I work with Zoya.

Oh, I get it.

Work.

I said, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, God.

Fuck, man.

Oh.

I don't know what this is.

Is that good?

Um, it's not too bad for you.

No.

Oh my.

Yes?

Yes.

Oh my.

That is so cool.

Make it all juicy.

Yeah.

Juicy.

Mm.

I like that juicy talk.

Yes.

Mm.

Ah.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

Mm.

That's so sweet.

Oh, it's fantastic.

You like that, don't you?

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

oh yeah get your fucking things in that fucking pussy there you go get on your fucking knees

like that oh oh oh

oh

oh

oh

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that pussy's ready for that cock.

Oh, it's ready for that cock.

Oh, yeah, just like that.

Work that big cock in that pussy.

Yeah, work your fucking big cock in that pussy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, get inside that fucking pussy.

Oh, yeah, fuck it like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, you're just like that fucking drool in my fucking pussy.

You like that, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, nice and strong.

Oh, fuck it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, just like that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'm just trying to make sure my hands don't jerk at all.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you like watching that big ass get fucked up at all.

Oh, good jiggle. Oh, watch that fucking big ass jiggle.

Oh, you're gonna pull my fucking hair like that.

I'm gonna pull my hair like you fucking...

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Ah...

Oh...

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

I love you so much.

Ah...

Mm-hmm.

Uh...

Oh yes. I am not fucking crying.

I am not crying.

Please, just let me fucking do it.

No. Oh yes.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

We're not even crying.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

I want you to touch my lips.

Yes, you want me to touch your lips as well.

Oh look at you. Look at you.

I want that pussy.

I want to get you on that pussy.

You don't mean to sit on it, do you?

You want to stop this and let me fucking do all of that fucking thing, huh?

Sit all the way on it.

Sit all the way on that pussy.

you like it? Is that how you like it? Is that how you fucking like it, huh? You like that

fucking pussy like that, huh? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck yeah.

Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

Oh

I don't know, I'm in fucking trauma.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Hey man, I'm sorry I'm late.

No problem man.

Hi Mick, I like your friends.

Nice.

Hey Mick, you got that tape? That fight tape, you got that?

Yeah, I'll be right back.

And don't try to fuck anything while I'm gone.

Hey sorry I'm late, it must be James.

I thought there were going to be two of you though.

No, I'm Tommy.

Mick's friend. You must be Stoia.

Hey Stoia, Tommy was just about to leave.

Yeah, I'll see ya, thanks.

Bye Tommy.

So, how was your day going?

Good, how's yours?

Stoia, I was wondering...

Yeah?

Would you like to...

Maybe...

You know...

Oh.

Hi, I'm James.

I have to go to work.

Alright.

I'll be back later.

Okay, we can talk later then.

Nice to finally meet you guys in person.

It's going to be great.

Come on.

Oh, this is going to be fun.

Oh...

So, so...

It's going to be...

Open...

Is it yours?

It is yours, queen.

So it's mine.

Uh oh.

If it's not mine.

Stoia!

Stoia!

What happened?

I know you, right!

I mean...

We can do anything we want with men.

momentos...

holes...

I see.

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

This was great

Hey, man, I don't want you to be mad at me about it. I'm not mad. Okay. It's cool with you

Have an appointment with her today

Dude, you just said you weren't mad

I'm not mad

Just if I see you pretend

Okay

Okay, it's cool with me. No problem

Dude, you better fuck this shit up here

You got you again, huh?

I'm coming over later today

No, you're not

Yes, I am

Okay

Yeah?

Yeah

Okay

I'm coming over later today

So, can I get you anything else?

Yes

Okay

Okay

Okay

Okay

Okay

Okay

Okay

Okay

Okay

Okay

Okay

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Do you want some coffee?

Yeah, please

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

oh

oh

oh my god

fuck yes

Oh shit.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, come on, babe.

Let's go.

Like that, like that.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh

I want to say thank you to all of you.

Thank you.

Yes.

Thank you.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god.

Don't forget to thank me.

Yes.

Thank you.

yeah

uh...

uh...

oh my god

oh my god

come on come on

come on. That's what I want

oh my god

oh my god

ah

oh

ah

ah

ah

Oh shit!

Doya, is she around?

Um, hi, I'm Meg. I'm Doya's roommate.

Yeah, she said she'd be here with you.

What'd she say about me?

Nothing.

Nothing?

Oh...

Ah.ucha.

Aw.

I wasn't aware.

Aw, my God.

It's good.

It's good.

It's good.

It's good.

It's good.

It's good.

It's good.

oh

oh

oh

oh

oh

oh

oh

oh

oh

just like that

oh

oh

oh

oh

oh

come here

just like that

Çaleg Ara

model

do good

come here

Alor

come here

come here

come here

run

take off

Alor

It's probably best this way, seeing as we're roommates and all.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

You're not mad at me, are you?

No, not at all. I guess you have a pretty cool job.

Yeah, I guess it's a pretty cool job. And I'm really good at it. Do you want to see?

Don't be nervous, Meg. Let's pretend we don't know each other.

Okay.

I'm Stoya. I'm your web war. Do you want me to be nice, or do you want me to be naughty?