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Okay, let me see.

Let me see.

No, do your own.

Come on.

Why do we have to go through my phone?

Because you haven't swiped right on anybody yet.

So there's nobody good.

Nope.

Nobody good. Give it to me.

Nah.

Nah. Dude, what?

I would totally swipe right on Jennifer.

Okay, you can do that.

But just FYI, she doesn't have a penis, so that might not work out for you.

Okay, time out. Time out for a second here, okay?

Oh.

Hmm.

You already like somebody.

What girl? Don't be dumb. It's that girl. It's the girl who teaches with

you. What is it?

French? Spanish?

History. History!

Yes! Shit, shit, shit. What's her name? What's her name?

Mallory. Mallory!

Yes!

You should ask Mallory out on a date.

Okay. What?

You should.

Okay.

Okay, yes, I will.

Yeah?

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah. Okay.

You're not going to, are you? Probably not, no.

Oh, my God.

Sorry.

Fine. Here, give me your phone. I'll swipe boys for you.

Please, you are not a swipe boys.

Rude. It's true.

I'll swipe him. Like, what would you say to that guy?

I'd be like, hey, you're a boy.

Yes. That sounds promising.

Yep.

Want a ride?

Nah,

I'm good.

Thanks.

See ya.

Yo!

What? Nothing.

Shut up.

See you at dinner?

Of course.

Wait, what are we having?

Japanese curry.

Hello.

Hey, Trace. Nice place.

Mallory, this is my roommate, Tracy.

Tracy, this is Mallory.

Hi. It's nice to finally meet you.

I'm sorry, Becca just invited me over for dinner. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

It's not a problem at all.

It's nice to finally meet you.

I told her you and I were making Japanese curry, and she was like, oh, my

God, I love Japanese curry.

Awesome.

Well, Trace and I are big after-work beer people, but we also have water,

iced tea. Yeah, let me help you with that. Beer sounds great. Okay, great.

Three beers, then.

Huh.

What? Looks like we only have two left.

Ah, shit.

You know, guys, that's fine. I don't have to have one. No, no, no.

You two should have them.

You sure? Yeah.

Well, Mallory brought wine.

Do you want that?

Yes, we bought some on our way over.

Cool, thanks.

Tracey, thank you.

It was nice meeting you and dinner was great. Yeah, nice meeting you too.

I'll show you how to strike.

I'm glad you had fun. I had fun.

Well, see you tomorrow.

7 a.m.

So, how do you feel?

Uh-uh. Finish that.

I don't like wine.

Oh, shoot. I'm sorry.

I forgot.

It's okay.

What?

What? What? I asked you first.

It's nothing. Nothing.

I'm great.

This wine, it's great.

Mmm.

Yum, yum.

I'm gonna eat it. Mm-hmm.

Delish. You just said you hate wine. It's delicious.

What's going on?

What's going on with you?

I'm asking you first.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Hey, look at me.

Are you okay?

I'm sorry.

I'm drunk.

Yeah, I know.

Okay.

Hey!

Hey. Are you in a hurry or something?

Yep. 7 a.m. staff meeting.

You want a ride?

No, I'm good. I'm just gonna bike.

Okay, I'll see you at dinner?

Yep.

Hey. Hey.

Hey, Tracy.

What you doing, Trace?

What does it look like?

You didn't have to do that by yourself.

It's fine.

Hey, guys.

Ooh, they may have the fridge, huh? Well, Jesus, good for you.

Did you want me to help you with that later? No, got it covered.

You know what, Beck?

Is it cool if I head out?

No, wait, no. I think you should stay.

I think I should go.

Why?

I've got a feeling.

I will see you tomorrow, though.

I'm gonna go now.

Okay.

Bye, Tracy.

See ya.

You happy?

What's up?

Nothing's up. What could possibly be up?

I don't know.

Dude, are you serious right now?

You don't think we have anything to talk about?

You don't have anything to say to me?

Not really.

Wow.

Wow. Okay, you know what? I was just trying to have a nice time with Mallory.

Okay, can we not talk about Mallory for like just two seconds?

What, do you have a problem with her? No.

I have nothing against her. Then what?

Is this... Are we just supposed to carry on as if nothing happened? Is that the

plan? Yes. My plan is to live my life, Trace. That's my big plan.

Anyway, it doesn't even matter. You were drunk.

I'm sorry, what?

Are you going to tell me that you were drunk too?

I don't know. I don't know what the fuck happened yesterday, but it shouldn't

have happened.

But it did.

But it shouldn't have.

Okay, but it did.

So?

Look, something happened to me last night.

Something happened.

I felt something.

I did. No, you didn't.

What the fuck? You can't say that to me. Yes, I can.

You like boys, Tracy. You're not gay.

I know I'm not gay, but that's... But what?

You're the one who told me it's a spectrum.

Yeah, it's a spectrum, but it's not. Kiss your best friend because she's gay

and you're lonely.

You kissed me back.

Look, I'm really sorry about what happened. I

feel shitty about it, but that's it.

It was a mistake.

You don't have any feelings for me?

No.

You're sure?

Yeah.

Are we done here?

Hey I'm sorry.

I'm sorry if I fucked this all up You

didn't

fuck it all up