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Tommy, Charlie, Dr. Bingman. I'm new, Dr. Abbott Appired, monthly chalice

medical. Right, on your back for me, legs up.

Sorry, cold hands.

Is the inspector in today, sir? I've got a form for him.

All day.

He's not here for you, he's here for me.

First week.

And he's my oldest mate, which somehow makes it worse.

Internal.

Satisfactory.

What's satisfactory look like?

I'm just going to have another look.

Someone's been in already.

Plumber in the waiting room, sir.

You want me to tell you if you're doing it right?

Move over then.

It's satisfactory.

Will, come in.

Zach, this is Will Darcy.

From the registry.

These lovely will.

Go on if you want.

I don't use them.

Carry on, Dr. Bingman.

I'm here to see the internal.

Actually, Will, I want to do this properly.

Every man's different.

I'm going to call the nurses in and try a few different penises in his arsehole

and see how he takes each one.

It's your clinic.

Column, Marcus, Theo.

Have you got a minute?

140, Doctor.

I've got football training at seven. I'll be quick.

You always say that.

Waiting room's full, Doctor. Wheel them out front. Let them all have a look.

Yes. Good.

Observation.

Morning. You were having the knee today. You're having him instead.

Dr. Binger?

um

Sorry, does he get a say?

Ask him.

No, sir.

Whew.

Right gents, who's next?

Sir, my form. It's for my registry file.

I never applied. It has to go to an inspector.

Requests go through reception.

Thank you, sir.

This is going to be an epic boys' weekend.

I want the biggest bedroom.

No, you don't!

They're like puppies.

Did you get the collar?

Harry's going to be so fucking pissed.

Well, he deserves it for the way he treats Tommy.

Darcy's driving up from the registry to put it on him.

And he thinks he's coming up for a shoot and a piss-up?

Well, he is.

Tommy doesn't know.

Nobody knows.

I'm going to leave you boys to it.

My mum wants to meet you.

Your mum?

She's asked three times.

Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm.

Mm.

Come on, it's time to go shooting.

This one can carry my cartridges, can't he?

Morning, Harry.

Jack, you up the stairs?

Five minutes.

He's been here five minutes.

Come on, it's one day.

Go on, let him hear you.

Alright,

alright, we get it.

Right lads.

Slow, stay level with whoever's next to you.

Flags up, give them a shake.

Birds go up, they go over the guns.

Don't get out in front because they will shoot you and I'm not doing the

paperwork.

I

think I'm

stuck.

Oh Christ, look at the state of you two.

Here, Tanner.

Mind if I have a go on your roo-gree later?

Fuck off, mate.

Only asking.

Harry, we've got a bit of a surprise for you later.

Yeah? What?

You'll see.

I never thought I'd love a man.

You and me both, mate.

He makes me laugh so much.

That's because you've got a terrible sense of humour.

Shut up.

Let's pinch their clothes. Make them walk home in the nuddy.

They're going to kill us. They've got to catch us first.

I'm going to kill him.

Both of them. I'm killing both of them.

Afternoon. This is so embarrassing.

Those old boys look like they appreciate your ass.

You little shit.

Let's go lay on the grass.

Mm-hmm

Let's go to the living room what for so I can fuck you in the ass you're so good

at draining my balls

um

Hey, it's nice to see you again.

I'm here for Harry.

Oh, well, he's... I don't know where he is.

Who's at the door?

It's my groundskeeper, Mr Darcy. This way.

Lads, I've arranged a party.

Tonight, on the lawn.

I've invited all my friends with the biggest dicks. Oh, yeah.

Tommy and Rory's arses are on the menu then.

I've got an announcement.

Harry Loramit.

You were nominated by two citizens.

By decree of the Magisterium, you are a chalice.

Going forwards, any man can use your hole anytime.

Very funny, Jack.

Kit, very fucking funny.

Get it off me.

Get it off!

You can't do this to me.

You've always wanted to know what it's like, mate.

I wouldn't touch that. It shocks you.

He's all yours, lads.

Harry Loramit, you were nominated by two

citizens. By decree of the Magisterium, you are a chalice.

Going forwards, any man can use your hole anytime.

Very funny, Jack.

Kit, very fucking funny.

Get it off me.

Get it off!

You can't do this to me.

You've always wanted to know what it's like, mate.

I wouldn't touch that.

It shocks you.

He's all yours lads.

Hurry up, mate. I wanna go.

Me after you. Join the queue.

oh wow

To Jack.

To Jack.

Oh.

Give me a go.

Another one?

I'm after you.

I want another go.

You're taking it so well.

Finish.

you'd be such a little crumwidge.

I think he wants more.

That would never end.

Let's have a nightcap inside.

Thank you.

How are you doing?

I don't know what to think.

Before today, I'd never even kissed a guy.

There was so much crumb.

Come on.

You're not sleeping alone tonight.

Well, if it doesn't Harry Loriman, our old rowing captain.

How long have you been a charlist?

Two days.

Well, we're going to have some fun with you.

I want you naked, Harry.

Yay!

Bend over, Harry.

Go on, Harry, show us your arsehole.

Give it a taste Look at that that chalice is getting his hole used

Come

on Harry sit on my dick

Don't worry I'll stretch out your hole.

Go on, mate.

Drill him harder.

huh huh huh

Thank each of them, Captain.

Thank you, Jonti.

You're coming home with us.

For how long?

As long as we want.

You're ours now.

Say yes, Angus.

Yes, Angus.

You're our dog night you eat out of that bowl on the floor you sleep in that bed

say thank you Thank you

It's way to change

Dinner captain

Jenny

sprays mmm mouth not hands

Over here, dog.

I need a piss.

Bad dog!

When our dog's bad, he goes outside.

Hey, boy!

Here, boy!

I've got to drain my bowls. Bring your ass over here like a good boy.

John T's dad's wine cellar. We improved it.

We're going to use you very hard.

Do you consent?

Yes. I'm down to try it.

Your safe word is pheasant.

Say it and it all stops and you go home.

Gagged, you drop the ball. Say it back to me.

Pheasant.

That's the last time I want to hear it.

We're going to use your hole every day, Captain.

Every single day.

Your hole doesn't belong to you anymore, Captain.

It belongs to all of us.

Still got your ball?

Say your word and you can go home.

Otherwise, we will keep using you harder and harder.

Who's next?

Please. No more.

Please.

You can stop anytime.

Drop it.

Oh!

You won't need this now.

If you want to go see the world.

You're our urinal from now on.

Good lad

You're

our urinal from now on

Good

lad

Open your mouth.

I need to piss.

Down.

Here, boy.

Come here.

I'm going to finger your ass.

Get on the couch properly. I'm going to breed you.

Over the grain of the

vermilion

card

Please, slower, slower.

Penalty. Urinal.

My turn.

Good lad.

Captain, show him.

Christ!

Where's your loo? You looking at it?

I've invited a bunch of my friends with massive black dicks over to gang-bram

you.

I said they can use you as hard as they want.

These potatoes are incredible.

Dope fat.

Pass the potatoes.

Loser of the round uses the urinal.

That's it.

Strap up.

Bollock tie!

Angus said you had a surprise for me.

Harry?

Go on, Captain.

Ask him.

Elliot, will you use me?

Properly.

Please, will you fuck me?

You were my captain.

I know.

Are you alright?

Don't be gentle with me.

Will you feed the dog?

Cat bit!

Did you see that?

Kofi?

Can I have a drink?

Please will you fuck me Please

Please what captain?

Five weeks not a word back his mother's rang

me twice He's on the registry every collar is

Whose house is that?

Let's go and find out.

I'm looking for Harry Loriman.

He's downstairs.

He's got a word. He can leave whenever he likes.

Open your mouth, Doug.

Harry Christ.

We're taking you home.

No.

You can come with us right now.

You just say your word.

I don't want to say it.

Then what do you want?

I want to stay.

Are you sure?

Yes.

This is my fault.

It's the best thing you ever did for me.

Good boy.

You two want a drink before you go?