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What is that thing, bro?

I don't know. It seems like some type of cell phone tower or something.

Yeah, it's like a satellite tower, bro. Where are we going, bro? You're talking

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Where the fuck are we going, for real? The highway's behind us, and you're

taking us this way.

No way, bro. Is it sure? Yeah, this is your town, so you pretty much know.

Yeah. All right, hold on. Bust a fucking U-turn already so we can fucking get the

fuck out. Hold on.

Yo. Yo, yo, yo.

Yo, dude.

Jesus Christ, bro.

Hold on, bro.

This is my fucking mom's car, bro. Chill out. I know, bro. Relax.

This thing is slow as shit, bro.

You got any shorties waiting for you out there? Safety first, my boy.

No, no, I was planning on just picking one up out there. Nah, I got, I sell one

up, dude. The old, the old, uh, you know?

I sell one up. I got, you remember Stacy? I'm old school. Yeah, Stacy was

fine as fuck. Fine as fuck.

I hope she's there today. What is this?

What is what?

She got the right colors on.

Oh, shit.

Is she a mechanic?

I don't know.

Better see what I'm doing. She's never going to shut up.

Pull up, pull up, pull up.

I want to see.

Hello.

Hello.

Hey.

My car broke down. I don't know. I think it might be the water pump or maybe the

battery. I have no idea.

My phone's dead. Probably the battery. Probably the battery, yeah. Did you just

park, leave it there, and now it doesn't start?

Yeah, it just kind of cut off when I was driving.

Here's how it goes.

Yeah, those cars have a, they had a recall on those cars, I think. What year

is that, 2018?

Uh, yeah, I think so.

Yeah. This thing is turning.

There's a hybrid right here.

Do you guys have a phone or something? A phone?

My phone died.

You're not going to steal it, are you? Yeah.

No, I promise.

I'll stay here so you can see me.

Okay, give her the phone. Don't look through the photos either. What's up

with those hands?

Where's your hands?

You working on the car?

I was trying.

Give her the phone, man. I was trying.

Poor girl.

It's hot as hell out here, ain't it?

It's very hot.

I would offer you some water, but it just ran out.

That's okay.

Sorry. I appreciate it.

No problem. What's your name?

I'm Selena.

Selena, what's going on? What is your name?

This is Jay, and I'm Jay, too. Nice to meet you. I should do my dirty hair.

Yeah. Hope you don't mind.

No, I don't care.

I might get a little dirty.

Hi, yes, um, my time is up and I request your services.

Yeah, I just need you to tow it.

It won't start.

Six hours.

Oof.

You can't wait here six hours, Jimmy. Yeah, I don't know if I can wait that

long. Chill, chill, chill.

I don't know if I can wait that long.

Look, we're going to try to help.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I think he used to be a mechanic in high school.

Yeah, I was, I was.

For like two weeks.

No, we'll look at it. Maybe it's something simple, like a fucking jump

start. Yeah, you might just need to jump.

all right we're gonna pull up we're gonna pull up and get down and help you

okay okay thank you guys all right joe this is cracking cracking jesus pull

over man she's hot bro yeah i know i know you'll see what's wrong with this

thing you're telling her that comes to the party with us

hey what happened i don't know i'll tell you

Where was it leaking from? You said there was a leak and smoke?

Yeah, it was smoking.

Yeah, these these are these engines they're not very reliable If

it's

smoky if it's white dude, it's a wrap You think so

gets too hot yeah pretty much you gotta send it to a machine shop they shave it

down and then put it back usually call like 12 1300 okay well the tiny company

could not get here do you have anybody that can maybe pick you up maybe i don't

know can i thank you maybe a friend or something you know

Party? I want to go to a party. Yeah, I think we're actually going to a party.

What party are you going to?

Ricky's? I don't know. No shit. It's just the St. Paddy's Day party.

That's where we're going. That's why I'm wearing green.

No way. How do you know Ricky?

I've been friends with him for a long time. Yeah, us too. I met him in

college. What a huge party. Yeah, we're friends with his roommate, Paddy.

Damn, that's crazy.

You can come with us. You want to come with us? Yeah, we could drop you off and

then, you know, when the tow truck comes.

we could uh drop her off right yeah that works i'm down with whatever are you

sure yeah because we're going to the same party yeah okay up northeast right

like like uh like edgewater it has to be the same ricky bro there's no way blonde

he's blonde right yeah oh dude what a crazy turn of events watch out watch out

i got a rag in there yeah no we got paper towels and stuff let's

go this way across this way yeah you can get in right there

No problem.

Do you guys have paper towels?

Paper towels?

Maybe all the way in the back.

Okay. Just get in. Wow.

What a cutie.

Where to?

Paper towels. Where? Oh, in the back. Okay. Back, back, back.

Can you reach it? No.

Wow. Holy.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God.

I think it's our lucky day, huh?

Luckily Irish.

You got it?

Yeah, thanks.

Oh, one left. One left, huh? Now it's just for you. Scrub those hands, girl.

What's the camera for?

like bloggers or something something like that a little bit to be honest with

you he wanted us to kind of like take pictures of the party and record

everything i do like photography all the nonsense yeah yeah the crazy part the

craziness that's fun are you planning on getting crazy today yeah party some good

content yeah yeah we're gonna get some good content hopefully meet some uh

cute chicks like you

Do some wild stuff.

Yeah, hopefully there's more like her at the party. What's the wildest shit

you've done at a party?

An orgy.

An orgy at a party?

Holy shit. I think we went to the right party, boys.

Damn. Shit, that was crazy. So I'm guessing you don't have a boyfriend,

huh? No, I'm really just going to this party to get some dick.

What? Yeah, he cheated on me, so.

Damn. What a piece of shit. I know, right?

Was it a friend or just a random chick? No, some Instagram slut.

Oh, you're the best.

I'm sorry.

What an asshole. Well, you're fucking hotter than she is. Yeah, you're for

sure.

100%. Your outfit is fucking amazing. Thanks.

It's very festive.

Are you guys feeling lucky? I'm feeling very lucky right now. I got my green

shirt on. I'm fucking... We're feeling very festive right now. Good.

I mean, your outfit looks great. You have a nice ass, by the way. I don't

mean to be, you know, rude or weird.

Yeah, beautiful.

Beautiful ass.

Funny you say that. You want to see it again?

Yeah. Oh, nice. Oh, what?

Yeah. I never say no to some ass, right?

Wowie, wowie.

Oh, my God. Wow.

Can my friend here grab it, touch it?

Sure. Thanks for the assist, my boy.

Just I see when I see a good opportunity for a shot She

did

want to get back to her boyfriend.

I feel like it's Nice so nice. I gotta live by

curiously through you. Yeah, I got you

You think he's cute? I think he's very handsome.

I want to see her.

Later, I want to show you more of me. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll put this thing away.

Get fired up. Show me,

show me, show me.

Oh, my.

Lordy Lord, look at that.

Jesus. She is hot, dude.

Wow, wow, wow, wow. You know, I like big.

How you doing, honey? Yeah.

Yeah.

Damn. You don't care if people see you or something?

My car is passing by. No, not at all. You like that type of stuff?

Let them watch.

I want to watch. Yeah. I want to see more.

Oh, my.

What?

So fucking sexy.

Jeez.

I'm feeling real lucky for sure.

Definitely a lucky day.

The lucky Irish?

The lucky Irish, man.

Oh, look at that.

Bet you have a real nice pussy, huh?

Yeah, you want to see her?

Please. Yeah, yeah, 100%. She does got a little pussy. Look at that. Oh, my

God. Look at that thing.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Feel it, Jane. See if it's wet.

Oh, yes.

That thing is so good.

It'll let you take some dick.

Yeah. Yeah. You like getting fucked hard?

Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, I love it. Yeah?

Mm.

I'm so happy you guys picked me up.

I'm so stressed.

Yeah, are you good? Are you good now?

Yeah.

She's squirting.

Damn, she's really horny, huh?

I'm so horny. Yeah, I didn't know you were squirting. That's fucking hot.

Do it again.

Yeah, you can squirt more now.

Do it, do it, do it, do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Hey, yo. You guys scared? I almost got hit, yo.

Oh, shit.

That's hot as fuck.

Let me taste it.

Put it in his mouth. Put it in my mouth right there.

I don't know why I tied it so tight

You're a pussy right there, bro.

Look back at the camera. Dang, that shit's sweet, too.

Sweet like sweet tea, huh?

This car's tight in here, huh?

At least she's small.

See the squirt again.

Sit back down. Sit back down. I'm going to see the squirt again.

Oh, fuck. You're so boogie, man.

Squirt like that. I want to get this high angle right here.

Let me spit on it.

She got me hyped up.

Good.

I see that. That's amazing.

I feel that.

I got hit. I got hit.

I got hit.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, Jesus.

Wow.

Yes.

I'm not even flinching anymore.

You're used to it, aren't you? Yeah, I'm used to it now.

Wow, that's fucking hot.

Fuck, I'm so horny. Yeah, yeah. You want to suck some dick? You don't want to

suck some dick, do you? I don't want to suck some dick.

Show her the rod, dude. Better grab it first.

Come here, come here.

I have to squeeze it.

Oh my god.

Yeah?

I like that.

Is he bigger than your boyfriend?

Or your ex-boyfriend?

This guy's sucking crazy meat, huh?

What, are you playing with that aspect or are you holding on for dear life,

huh? She's sucking the soul out of you.

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.

We need a bigger car next time.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck. What the fuck is this guy doing? Get out of here, you fucking

nerd.

What about this guy?

You should let her ride it real quick. What do you think?

I mean, yeah, real quick.

Pass towards me. No, the other way. Yeah, straddle him.

Yeah, like that, like that.

Look, she even got the lucky socks.

Yo,

that

car's coming back.

Maybe we should fucking... You know what? I know of a lot, dude.

I know of a little spot that'll be more private if you guys want to go before

the party. I don't know.

Yeah, because I don't think we can do this at the party. I mean, Ricky's

pretty cool, but...

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Let's go to Albert's spot.

Yeah, we're good, man.

Yeah, we're good here.

Nobody's gonna bother us.

He's out of town, so...

See that ass again, huh?

Wow,

dude, holy shit.

Pull up the shirts a little bit, right?

Put your face down there, bro.

That's a fucking ass, huh?

Oh, fuck.

You got a four leaf, huh?

Point it this way. That sun is fucking me up. Yeah?

Oh, shit.

Here,

point it this way. Got that glare in the back. Yeah, right there.

Like that, like that, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Gotta make sure you get the dust.

That's tough.

Now

scoop

it right there.

Get down there, Jay.

Put your face in there.

Look over here.

Oh,

it's a headbanger.

Ruben's not going to be here.

Plus, you know Ruben's a mechanic, so he might be able to help you out with your

car later, too.

Look at this guy. He's fucking worn down.

Slap it on her ass a little bit, nigga.

Oh, you're putting it in.

Just like that.

Where you going? Oh, look at this guy.

Oh, shoot.

It's crazy huh?

It's all looking good.

Walk it out, walk it out.

a nice car wash I

think she's slipping off

back up and she's slipping. Oh yeah.

See that waterfall dude.

Slippery, bro.

Slippery or wet.

Fuck. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck me.

I feel so good.

I need a new shirt.

You can't go to the party like that.

Oh, fuck.

Let's go, son.

Turn around. I want to see that ass bouncing.

Oh my God, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

um um

real nice

Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

That's fucking in the back.

Yeah.

What's up with your shirt? Let me see. Let me look. Let me see. I got rain on.

She hasn't stopped squirting.

That's amazing.

Turn it that way.

Turn it that way. I told you we hit the four-league clover.

Yeah, for sure.

Oh, fuck.

Mm-hmm.

Ain't I got a big fucking car?

Oh, my God.

You want it?

I'm gonna come all over your ass, okay?

Oh, shake it like that, shake it like that.

Damn, got some good fucking footage today.

Speaking of, we need to get to the party, huh?

Let's get out of here. Come on. Get your shorts, man. Come on. Oh, Jesus. I

almost got hit in the face with my own cuffs.

Where are the shorts at, huh?

Right here in the back.

There you

go.

Look at that. Look at that. Come on, guys. Let's go party.

Where are we going?

Oh, that's right. We got to go to the party. Put them shorts on.

Come on. Let's get out of here, Grinch.

Let's go.