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America has only three cities.

New York, San Francisco, and New Orleans.

Everywhere else is Cleveland.

♪ Alone in the world Was poor little Anne ♪

♪ As sweet A young child as you'd find ♪

♪ Her parents had gone To their final reward ♪

♪ Leaving their baby behind ♪

♪ Did ya hear? This poor little child ♪

♪ Was only nine years of age When Mother and Dad went away ♪

♪ Still she bravely worked At the one thing she knew ♪

♪ To earn her Few pennies a day ♪

♪ She made artificial flowers ♪

♪ Artificial flowers ♪

♪ Flowers for ladies of fashion To wear ♪

Charles Juan Toddy.

What are you up to?

Happy birthday, Mom! Make a wish!

♪ Fashioned from Annie's despair ♪

♪ paper and shears With some wire and wax ♪

♪ She made up Each tulip and mum ♪

♪ As snowflakes drifted Into her tenement room ♪

♪ Her baby little fingers Grew numb ♪

♪ From making Artificial flowers ♪

♪ Those artificial flowers ♪

♪ Flowers for ladies Of high fashion to wear ♪

♪ She made artificial flowers ♪

Hannah, honey, it’s time to wake up!

Oh my God. Shut up!

Alright.

Wanita's making pancakes.

Sara, what is she doing here?

Oh, she’s keeping me company while I unpack.

Put her back in the box!

Right after we light the menorah.

Are these from Bialy's?

You know, for an altar boy,

you’re very committed to your bagels.

Must have been all the wafers.

What, no Everything?

Gary,

wouldyoulookatthebottom ofthebagbeforeyoustart?

Mwah!

♪ They found little Annie All covered with ice ♪

♪ Still clutching Her poor frozen shears ♪

♪ Amidst all the blossoms She had fashioned by hand ♪

♪ And watered With all her young tears ♪

♪ There must be a heaven Where little Annie can play ♪

♪ In heavenly Gardens and bowers ♪

♪ And instead of a halo ♪

♪ She'll wear 'round her head A garland of genuine flowers ♪

♪ No more artificial flowers ♪

♪ Throw away Those artificial flowers ♪

♪ Flowers for ladies of society To wear ♪

♪ Throw away those artificial ♪

That's good, Ma.

♪ Those dumb-dumb flowers ♪

♪ Fashioned from Annie's ♪

♪ Fashioned from Annie's despair ♪

♪ Give her the real thing ♪

Well, as the saying goes,

one man’s trash is another man’s treasure.

This Saturday, Lost & Found,

America’s favorite televised antiques appraisal show

finds its way to Cleveland!

For today’s weather, we'll have partly cloudy skies.

A classic Cleveland winter day!

♪ It’s Christmas in Cleveland ♪

Shallots garlic bouillon bacon

Welcome!

Chef Marty has prepared his specialty

♪ With you by my side ♪

Hasenpfeffer.

♪ But I know You have to go ♪

♪ Just kiss me Under the mistletoe ♪

♪ It's hard to believe when It's Christmas in Cleveland ♪

Hello, I’m Tom Hanks. Welcome to Lost & Found.

- This is wool and silk. - No!

I completely agree. This is a Persian fish-design.

Hmm

Over here, it’s a sparser look.

It’s got a beautiful border around it.

- Fine! - Yeah.

Alright, Mrs. Mathers,

wedeliverit toyourhometomorrowmorning.

What? No.

I’m gonna need it tonight for my Juno’s Debutante Ball.

Congratulations to your daughter!

I remember when my Jandiz was just a little baby.

I used to gnaw on his cheeks.

She’s not my daughter, my statue.

She’s making her television debut tomorrow,

on Lost & Found.

- Oh, I love that show! - I'm gonna need it by four.

Because Wanita needs to set up the tables.

Not a problem, Mrs. Mathers!

- So, the total - Just charge it.

- Thank you. - Very good. Very good.

Shit!

In other news,

the mayor announced plans to replace

the former LTV Steelyards

with a 100,000-square-foot retail shopping complex.

The Steelyard Center is going to be the crowning achievement

of our continued renaissance.

People will be coming from all over the country

to shop, eat, and see this fantastic new building.

The plant will be demolished in the fall,

after 3,000 jobs are terminated.

The plant opened in 1937.

Up next,

a look at a story of hope and what the American dream

looks like today.

What’s hiding in your closet?

Don’t know if it’s treasure or trash?

What was lost now is found on Lost & Found,

America’s favorite televised antiques appraisal show.

Brought to you by the good people at

Sherwin-Williams.

Arriving tomorrow at Playhouse Square.

And now, I'm keeping those memories alive on

Cleveland’s favorite WKHR 91.5.

♪ There were carols In the square ♪

♪ Laughter everywhere ♪

♪ Couples kissing Under the mistletoe ♪

♪ I can't help reminiscing Knowing I'll be missing ♪

♪ Christmas Eve In my hometown ♪

♪ Nothing can erase ♪

I never had anything like that happen to me again!

Thank God!

Tell me about those plates!

- My family plates? - Mmm.

♪ Christmas Eve In my hometown ♪

♪ I'd like to be there ♪

- Hello? - Will?

- Are you sleeping? - Sleeping?

What kind of a question is that, Gladys?

It’s 12 noon!

Well, it’s time to take your pill.

- Which one? - The bottle next to the phone.

Oh

I've to stop at Discount Drug Mart

on the way home

to pick up your other prescription.

And don’t forget, I have a half-day.

- What day is it? - Friday.

I thought maybe we could mix things up

and try somewhere new for dinner.

Sister Rita suggested The Cheesecake Factory.

Who?

Oh, I know it’s a little far,

but it’s such a nice drive to Beachwood.

The East side? I’m not driving over there.

No.

We usually eat at the club on Friday nights.

Yes, dear. I’ll be home in an hour.

Good. Then we can beat the crowd.

Gladys, thank God you’re still here!

Why, hello, Charlie.

No taking the Lord’s name.

Mom is taking me to the

McKinley Presidential Library today!

Can you come? I’ll sit in the back!

Aw, I wish I could, Charlie.

But Mr. Sokolowski and I have plans.

Please! It’s the only day Mom could get off work.

Well, the quest must go on.

Do you have your father’s letter?

Oh, yes. Don’t worry,

my archival gloves are in my briefcase.

Here, have a chocolate.

Oops. 'Kay!

You know,

I am sure you're gonna be able to find an expert there!

They probably analyze

McKinley’s handwriting all the time!

From your lips to God’s ears.

Charlie!

I need to prove Dad was related to McKinley.

For both of us.

Oh, your father would be very proud.

And you know what? Maybe this will help.

“The Illustrious Life of William McKinley,

Our Martyred President?"

By Murat Halstead.

It’s reference only!

Well, I pulled some strings at the district.

The superintendent owed me a favor.

And I told him we may have American royalty on our hands.

It’s perfect.

Thank you.

Glory be to the Father,

to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit.

As it was in the beginning, is now,

and ever shall be, world without end.

Amen.

Let it be real.

Alright.

Settle down.

Settle down.

Quiet down.

Okay. Uh

Your reading for last night dealt with Urie Bronfenbrenner’s

model that defines the social context of human development.

Come on, guys, TikTok’s gonna ruin your lives.

Okay?

Great! Uh, pay attention, 'cause this’ll be on the finals.

I-N-D-I-V-I-D-U-A-L-S.

"Individuals" is at the core of the model.

People just like you and me,

the people who make up our society and this great,

great country that has

a complicated and and uh

Oftentimes, a terrible past.

So, stereotypes are introduced into the individual psyche.

How did these stereotypes become so integral

that we see them

Everywhere.

On TV,

and in the things in the things that we buy.

Mass media perpetuates these stereotypes and at a

certain point is society driving stereotype,

or is stereotype driving society?

McLuhan’s theory was that

the medium is the message, and it is too typical

that the content

Oh God.

of any medium blinds us to the character of that medium.

Is it the inherent meaning of the object,

or am I, or we

am I putting the meaning

on it?

By possessing

this object

am I, in turn, responsible

for the ascribed

meaning of this object

That my grandma gave me?

Okay, office hours are

4 p.m. to 5 p.m. on Tuesday, I've got to go.

Oh, Sheldon!

Looks like you really had a go of it in there, Gar.

Were you covering Freud?

When are you going to have us over

toseethenewhouse, neighbor?

So many boxes

Hey, don’t spend the whole weekend unpacking,

we need you for the faculty basketball game.

Gonna have my teeth cleaned. I’ll give Sara a kiss for you.

Study, study!

♪ Mr. Sandman ♪

Scalloped potatoes with caramelized onions and gruyere.

♪ the cutest That I've ever seen ♪

No. Um

Rosemary roasted potatoes.

That's it!

♪ Sandman, I’m so alone ♪

♪ Don’t have nobody To call my own ♪

♪ Please turn on Your magic beam ♪

Laverne, I need a skylight.

Don’t tell me it can't be done.

But Mrs. Mathers, it’s 30 degrees outside.

Here, take this, we won’t need it for the party.

Thank you.

And I don't have a crew!

Huh!

Look at that!

Well, then find one.

You have four hours and fifty-nine minutes.

Bye, Mom, I'm leaving.

Hannah, honey. Come in here, please.

Chelsea and her dad are waiting out front.

What?

We’re leaving at 8:15 tomorrow morning for Lost & Found.

I told you I’m not going. I have band practice.

Can’t you play something more ladylike, like the flute?

Last night, the house whispered to me,

"I need a skylight."

See, she agrees.

Thank you.

You now have four hours and fifty-eight minutes.

♪ Would be so peachy Before we're too old ♪

♪ So please turn on Your magic beam ♪

♪ Mr. Sandman, Bring us a dream ♪

Hi there!

Welcome to the William McKinley Presidential Library and Museum,

where today meets yesterday and discovers tomorrow.

How can I help you?

Yes, we’d like two tickets, please.

One adult and one child.

I may have to card you.

And your mother too!

That’ll be $15.

I got this.

Here's that

- One - Right, then.

- Let's see, that's - I got it, it's fine.

Visitor number seven and visitor number eight.

- Here you go, enjoy! - Thank you.

I can’t seem to find the Presidential Library on the map.

You’re in it.

Well

I'm sorry,

we’re replacing some of our older mannequins.

I’m just I'm just filling in.

But there aren’t any books.

Aren’t there supposed to be experts on

presidentialpapersaroundhere?

Huh, nobody’s ever asked me that before.

We do have a planetarium.

Would you be interested in the 3 o’clock show?

Do you wanna go? Let's go.

Thank you.

Look Ida, we have visitors.

Why don't you offer them something to drink?

They call my husband Coffee Bill.

For courageously serving hot coffee to the men

on the battlefield of Antietam.

But here on the home front, that's left to me.

- Isn't it, dear? - That's right, Ida.

Ever since we lost our girls in childhood,

all I do is knit,

while you make important world decisions

as the 25th President of the United States.

Our victory in the Spanish-American War led to our

acquisition of Hawaii, Puerto Rico,

Guam and the Philippines.

That was the start of American Imperialism.

But Ida, if I were called upon to say what,

in my opinion,

constitutes the strength and integrity of our government,

I would say, the American home.

Mr. President, sir,

I know you’re not real,

but if I could just have a moment of your time

Please don’t go to the Pan-American Exposition

in Buffalo and leave me alone here

with my knitting!

I would appreciate it if you could

send me a sign about your letter.

Whoops!

I guess I shouldn’t have gone to the Pan-American Exposition.

To quote myself again, “Goodbye, all. Goodbye.

It is God’s way. His will be done.”

What about that The Wizard of Oz exhibit?

Pretty neat, huh?

Maybe next time we can visit the planetarium.

I guess.

And that dinosaur exhibit.

I mean was there a T-rex at the inauguration?

It’s a sign! It's a sign!

What, the TV show?

That’s it! It's tomorrow. Mom, we’ve gotta go.

Oh, honey, I don't think so,

it’s the holiday rush and I have a late-night shift.

Please, please, please.

Okay. Okay, okay, love you too.

And I can sleep tomorrow.

He answered my prayer.

Let's go!

Let's go.

I delivered with my own two hands

because you are the customer.

That is—

Oh, you no, no, no, no, no.

Actually, maybe can we take it to the statue?

- Um, that's it. - Yes, of course.

Can you roll it up?

Wanita, Wanita, can you help us?

- Come help us! - crazy, crazy idea!

♪ Next time you're found With your chin on the ground ♪

♪ There's a lot to be learned So look around ♪

♪ Just what makes That little old ant ♪

♪ Think he'll move That rubber tree plant ♪

♪ Anyone knows an ant, can't Move a rubber tree plant ♪

♪ But he's got high hopes He's got high hopes ♪

♪ He's got high apple-- ♪

Wanita, Wanita, take a break, take a break--

Come show him. Take us to Juno.

Thank you. Watch yourself.

- Where is the dog? - Okay.

- Please, please, please, Wanita? - Yeah, alright, let's go!

- Watch out, Wanita! - Alright, here we are!

♪ Oops there goes Another rubber tree plant ♪

♪ Oops there goes Another rubber tree plant ♪

♪ Once there was A silly old ram ♪

♪ Thought he'd punch A hole in a dam ♪

♪ No one could make That ram, scram ♪

♪ He kept buttin' that dam ♪

♪ 'Cause he had high hopes He had high hopes ♪

♪ He had high apple pie, In the sky hopes ♪

♪ So anytime you're feelin' bad 'Stead of feelin' sad ♪

♪ Just remember that ram ♪

♪ Oops there goes A billion kilowatt dam ♪

Hugh, this cat sitter is impossible.

- Ugh, Cincinnati. - It's Columbus.

Don’t correct me.

Don’t look now, my little Graham cracker,

but “you-know-who” is right behind us. Six o’clock.

Don't move.

If you don’t move, she can’t see us.

Graham! Hugh!

Joy

I am so excited to see you boys here in Cleveland!

Cleveland.

- Oh! - Oh

- I've got a little tickle. - Oh

Oh

The four of us haven’t gotten together in forever.

Why don’t you and Bonnie come over for dinner tonight?

See the new house, have a few drinks,

play a game of Scrabble, who knows what’ll happen?

Gotta love a captive audience.

By the way, I can really tell you've been flossing,

looking really good!

Hi, honey, how was your day? What are you wearing?

Stressful. In my boxers.

Ooh, the red plaid ones?

I'm not sure,

Sara, is it possible that an Aunt Jemima--

You know, you better get your clothes on,

because the Whites are coming over for dinner.

Give Mr. Thirsty a kiss.

What? Sara Are you with Sheldon right now?

- Yeah. - But, am I on speaker phone?

No. Open.

Wait, what time are they coming over?

I don’t know. What time is it right now?

It's a little after four.

Um maybe you know, like in an hour and a half?

- I was thinking about ordering - Oh my God!

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God!

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Excuse me.

How much for this?

What, are you crazy?

Why do you want that? Dead leaves and spice.

No, no, no, no. Not the dead leaves and spice.

The vase. I collect them.

That is for display. We have many other things.

Antique replica tea set from the Ming Dynasty.

You like Tiffany?

Tiffany lamp, Dale Tiffany.

- How about your wife? - I don’t have a wife.

Well, then your girlfriend.

You buy her something pretty,

she'd be good to you all weekend long!

Look cubic zirconia.

Shinier than a diamond and cheaper, too!

No, it's okay. Just the vase.

Aw, take it.

I can get more from Discount Drug Mart.

Oh Thank you!

Have a good day.

Off to get a snack, are we?

Save some room, there’s going to be plenty at the party.

Thank you.

With your father and brother gone,

I need you by my side.

Just the two of us

and Wanita.

Blake's so lucky he's in college.

The Hannas are bringing their son, Carlton, tonight.

- So? - Very important family.

Old politics. Old money.

Carlton's single

Hannah Hanna.

Shoot me!

Uh

Uh

Uh, where do you think you're going?

To the roof.

Back where you came from.

Take Wanita with you.

I'm not done with you.

When I was your age

I worked as a cashier at the Pic N’ Pay.

I made $4.25 an hour.

And I had to split that with my father when he got laid off.

$75 a week.

And half of that he spent on alcohol.

I'd probably still be working at the Pic N’ Pay

if hadn't met your father.

Sweetheart

You've no idea what it's like to grow up under a bridge

On the West Side.

Now, why don't you go put on that dress?

That we got at Neiman’s this weekend

You know, the one that covers your shoulders.

Ugh, I almost liked you.

Okay.

Gary, can you help me? These bags are really heavy.

I think I'm going crazy.

I need to make an appointment with Dr. Lipschitz.

I see you decided to stay in your boxers.

I don't know if we have time before they get here.

I'm pretty sure there was an Aunt Jemima in my briefcase.

I am ovulating.

So, maybe if you don't shower, you know how I like you sweaty.

We probably don't have time.

You know why I'm sweating, Sara? Take a wild guess.

Did the living room look different to you?

Uh, Gary, I don't really have time

to play guessing games right now

Can you give me the moo shu?

The boxes, Sara

I had to hide the boxes from the Whites

before they get here!

What?! They're like family and they know we just moved in.

Nonna Nina's collection?

You're gonna have to spell it out, Gary.

I'm not going to insult our best friends

by parading an Aunt Jemima collection in front of them.

Oh, my gosh! This is so silly!

This is all your Catholic repression talking,

wanting to stuff everything in a confessional box.

By the way I made an appointment

with an appraiser for tomorrow morning.

Forks or chopsticks?

Maybe I should go to confession again.

Maybe you should come upstairs

and confess to me in the bedroom.

What about this turns you on?

I'm a Jewish woman ovulating right now, and I'm ready to go.

The cremini's.

Uh

Excuse me.

- Excuse me. - Excuse me.

I'm picking up an order.

- What's the name? - Grace Hanna.

- Grace Hanna. Okay. - Grace Hanna

19782, Orange Blossom Trail.

Hunting Valley.

Who the hell are you, and how did you know that?

I'm your postal carrier.

Uh, I noticed that

I had to hold your mail for the last two weeks.

Did you ever get to take that Viking River Cruise?

There you go

Have a good day.

Uh, what'll it be?

Uh, I'd like the third rabbit from my left.

Third rabbit. Alright.

Uh, no, no, no, my left.

I need it cut into nine

Three pieces in the center,

two in the front,

and, uh, the two legs in the back,

into two.

And you can keep the liver and the heart.

You got it, sir.

Hey, are you Rosemary's kid?

I can tell, you've got her eye.

She always picks the best cuts.

That hasenpfeffer recipe

It comes out perfect every time.

I still use it to this day.

You know, I haven't seen her in a while.

Do me a favor,

tell her I said "hi," okay?

I'll start a tab for you.

- Sure thing. - Alright.

- You take care now. - You too.

Hey, what happened to your sign?

My client decided to sell the building.

No, are you sure?

Why?

Nobody wants to open a nice restaurant in this neighborhood.

How much were you asking for the lease?

$100,000 a year.

They'll probably end up tearing it down.

Okay, you two

I already know the answer.

I have to ask.

You wanna hear the specials?

No! We know what we want.

What do I always get?

I, I thought I'd try the Mae West.

Oh, okay.

My wife will have the Doris Day.

And, uh I'll have the John Wayne.

I already placed your order when I saw you walk in.

You look good tonight, Gladys.

Did you do something different with your hair?

No.

Thank you.

♪ I'd like to be there ♪

♪ Trimming the tree there ♪

Here you go, sweetie.

♪ And there's a chance That I might ♪

Hey, Xanthopoulou, did you get a look at her?

Yeah, she's alright.

Reminds me of your mother.

You son of a bitch!

You better watch it.

It's too bad we have to ship out in the morning.

Yeah It's my last chance with Francine.

Someone better will come along.

Hey, polock

If I don't make it back--

You crazy Greek, what are you talking about?!

I'm being serious, Will.

If I don't make it back

I want you to get in touch with my mom

There's something that I want you to have.

Tell her to give you the black plates

with the red pattern.

They make me think of you.

They will give you something to remember me by.

Stop it, Bobby!

Just Stop it!

Could you pass the salt?

I asked if you'd pass me the salt.

C'mon

C'mon C'mon!

C'mon you

Ah! Suck it! Can’t you shoot the goddamn ball?!

- Frank Language! - No!

- Huh? - He's in the next room.

- He can't hear me. - Yes he can.

Tell you what, Maria, why don’t you sit down?

Oh no, I can't watch the Cavs lose.

C'mere, c'mere, c'mere.

What's goin' on there, Professor?

What, you looking for gold?

Gold, silver, loose change, all that stuff.

Chuck, your dog like popcorn?

Come here, girl.

Can't remember, is this a boy or a girl?

Both. Marcus Hanna’s a hermaphrodite.

Huh? Guess I finally get the name.

Actually, I named it after Marcus Hanna.

Uh huh.

Presidential advisor to William McKinley?

Don’t take this the wrong way, Maria, but that kid is strange.

Hey, you don't get to call him out, okay.

He's not strange.

He’s an individual. He knows who he is.

That boy needs a father, that's what he needs.

Really?

Yeah. Someone to teach him how to be a man.

That kid should be out there,

he should be smokin',

drinkin' beer,

pokin' chicks,

That's what I was doing at his age.

Man, this popcorn's terrible, Maria, it needs more salt.

You hear me?

You've reached Christopher Mathers.

Please leave a message.

Hi, Christopher. It’s me.

Just checking in.

Just hoping to catch you before you

started your day.

Hannah and I are getting ready for the party

The Hannas are coming,

that was a real coup.

Juno is looking stunning. You should see her

Oh

By the way,

Laverne is doing a little remodeling.

You’ll love it.

Malley’s is doing the party.

That’s right.

They’re setting up the chocolate

fountains downstairs.

I haven't heard from Blake.

He decided to spend winter break with friends.

I miss my guys.

The house feels so empty.

I feel

Alone.

I can't

I can’t believe how late it is.

Well, I guess I'll try you another time.

You have a good day.

I love you, Christopher.

♪ O little town of Bethlehem ♪

♪ How still we see thee lie! ♪

♪ Above thy deep And dreamless sleep ♪

♪ The silent stars go by ♪

♪ Yet in thy Dark streets shineth ♪

Mr. Jin's Antiques

Plain tubular vase

Mr. Jin gave me this vase free of charge.

What an amazing man.

Well, as the saying goes,

"One man's trash is another man's treasure."

This Saturday, Lost & Found!

America's favorite televised antiques appraisal show,

finds its way to Cleveland’s Playhouse Square.

KeyBank lobby doors open 9 a.m.

KeyBank - Opens doors!

That's it.

You three.

Will you stop showing me signs?

You heard him.

Damn it, Ma!

Why’d you even put this idea in my head, okay?!

Things like this don’t happen to guys like me.

Never have. Never will.

Don't you understand that?

Yes! Kiss my ass, ya sons of bitches.

You’d like that wouldn’t you, Willie?

Where we at on the game? I can’t read the score.

You gotta bring the game up? We were all having a good time.

- 69 to 38. - Oh.

I haven’t been to a game since they tore down the Coliseum.

But the Browns are looking pretty good though.

Yeah.

Hey, Stacey, change the channel, would ya?

Louie, how do I get to Playhouse Square from here?

You know I never go downtown.

But I’m taking my plates to that Lost & Found show.

The ones your army buddy gave ya?

What's his face?

- Xanthopoulou. - Ah, that's right.

Ah, you just head straight down Pearl Road to 25th Street.

Piece of cake.

Why wouldn’t you take the freeway?

- Are you crazy? - Uh-uh, it's too dangerous.

Do you know how many traffic lights

are on 25th Street?

Not the nicest of neighborhoods, Willie.

Willie?

♪ Couples kissing Under the mistletoe ♪

♪ I can't help reminiscing ♪

♪ Knowing I'll be missing ♪

Can I get you something?

Y-You thirsty?

- Maybe some tea? - No, I’m fine. Thank you, ma'am.

Okay.

I’m so sorry for your loss.

Bobby Bobby was one of a kind.

I I was with him when

It happ ened.

You were?

He saved my life.

He shielded me from a hand grenade.

Bravest guy I ever knew.

His last words to me were

“Tell my mother I love her.”

Oh

My dear, sweet Bobby.

Such a good boy.

Thank you.

You do not know how much this means to me.

You're welcome, ma'am. You're welcome.

I, uh, I don’t know how to say this.

I hate to even ask

- But, uh - What is it, dear?

Bobby mentioned some plates.

He said you would know which ones.

He said they reminded him

of me.

And he wanted me to have them.

Yes.

♪ Christmas Eve ♪

♪ In my hometown ♪

At the top tonight,

the Mayor announces plans

to replace the former LTV Steelyards

with a 100,000 square foot retail shopping complex.

Mr. Mayor? Mr. Mayor?

Do you have any comments on the LTV Steelyards?

Hi, Joe. Yes. Yes, I do actually.

You know, folks.

If I've said this once, I've said it a million times.

Cleveland. The best location in the nation.

And this Steelyard Center

is going to be the crowning achievement

of our continued renaissance.

People from all over the country are--

Yeah, I guess the game is less depressing.

A shopping mall?

3,000 jobs for a shopping mall?

Remember when things used to be made in the U.S.A.?

And we were the ones making them.

- Right. - Like in our plant.

Now it’s gonna be a Walmart?

They don’t care about us.

They don’t care about people.

Damn straight.

All they care about is money.

They’re destroying everything we’ve ever known,

worked for and cared about.

So what?

So they can sell cheap plastic teacups from China?

No. When we built that steel, it was made to last.

We didn’t throw it out because of something shiny and new.

No.

Now it's a different world.

I miss ours.

Way to go!

Gladys

I can't find my keys!

Hello, you two!

Oh sorry, I’m getting the floor all wet.

Who knew it was gonna snow today?

Ah, you know what they say about Cleveland weather

"If you don't like it, wait five minutes."

Here, let’s get ya out of those.

- Yeah. - Teeth are looking good.

Eh, you know, I know a great hygienist.

Oops! Guilty!

Not there.

Okay. sure, sure. C'mon in. C'mon in.

Oh my God. Men, sometimes.

Love, love, love these Mid-Central concrete floors.

They look original.

Oh my God, thank you. They are.

Our Sherwin-Williams concrete sealer shined them right up.

Gar, I bought you a Pinot Grigio.

Didn’t know what was on the menu for tonight.

Uh, well the chef’s cooked up a mean moo shu from PF Chang’s.

Oh, it’s the Cupcake Pinot. We've been meaning to try that.

We’ve had all the reds, but we’ve never tried the whites.

Trust me, I don’t usually like whites.

I'm gonna Let me go chill this.

That’s why I still pull out The Wizard of Oz twice a year.

Like paths crossing through some parallel universe?

Oh, parallel universes aren't in psychology.

That’s quantum physics.

Everything I know about quantum physics,

I learned from Quantum Leap.

Excuse me, I'm gonna go powder my nose.

Oh, Bonnie, if you're headed to the restroom,

um, the downstairs one is out of commission.

So, go and use the hallway bathroom upstairs.

It is? Why didn’t you tell me that?

Gary, it’s been running since we moved in.

I would have fixed it.

C-Can I have the salt and pepper please?

Yeah, I love you but, handy is not really your thing.

I mean you could use your hands to call the plumber,

but I already did that.

I forgot to light the candles. Bad Jew.

Speaking of The Wizard of Oz,

I took Bonnie on a date to the

McKinley Presidential Library and Museum in Canton.

Have you been?

Uh, no.

We are such lushes. I’m opening the Cupcake wine.

I’ll save you the trouble.

They have an exhibit on The Wizard of Oz.

Did you know that was a Cleveland story?

Mind. Blown.

It was an allegory about the American Dream

at the turn of the last century.

It wasn’t a children's book.

It was radical, political commentary

♪ Hanukkah, oh, Hanukkah ♪

You see, Dorothy represents the common man,

The Scarecrow, the farmers,

Tin Man, the factory workers,

The Cowardly Lion, the military

I'm still tryin' to figure out who the Wicked Witch is.

I have an idea.

Did you know Margaret Hamilton was from Cleveland?

Is it hot in here?

No. I'm fine.

The Yellow Brick Road is the Gold Standard,

the Great and Powerful Oz is William McKinley

Oh my God, I forgot the wine.

And the Wizard behind the curtain

is Cleveland politician Marcus Hanna

pulling the strings on a puppet president!

That's a surprise.

Okay, Bonnie, I know we haven’t started yet,

but

I got ahead of myself and ordered some paint samples

from Sherwin-Williams.

I was thinking

We could go with maybe a cool white

What do you think?

There's Snow Belt, Snow Fall

We can also go warm white, Marshmallow, Oat Milk

Who comes up with these names?

They're making me want dessert.

Cookies?

- I’m not hungry. - Okay.

Interesting cookie choice for Chinese food.

I don't want to sound too crazy

But we could also do an accent wall

Medici White, Chopsticks

White is so much more versatile than people think.

Um

You know what?

I have a conversation starter.

Gary’s Nonna Nina, may her memory be a blessing

Sara

Um Sorry to hear about that.

- Your Nonna Nina, Gar - Well

I’m sure she was a sweet lady.

- Um Sara - Well

So

Gary's Nonna Nina left him a collection

- It was colorful - Sara

I think it's important to have these conversations.

I think it's a good thing.

Oh

Gary

This mug alone could

could fetch you at least $1000 at auction.

Ever since French-Canadian fur trappers,

looking for a better life,

settled in this verdant landscape

they called Les Bois,

Boise has been at the heart

of where potatoes and fortunes grow.

Let's find out if our folks have brought trash or treasure

to Treasure Valley, but first,

I am hungry for some facts.

And with us is the curator of the Idaho Potato Museum,

to tell us more about everyone's favorite veg--

Here we go.

What are you doing?

Huh?

Couldn't you see? I was watching that.

We watch the game at dinnertime.

Alright, serve up the meatballs!

Mm hmm.

Hey Maria, by the way, I gotta apolog--

I am sorry, I didn’t get you nothing for your birthday.

I sorta do got something for you for later.

Stop that!

Ow!

Hey, umm, I have to work the graveyard shift.

So, how about for my birthday, you watch Charlie tonight?

- You kidding me? - Seriously, c'mon!

Oh c'mon, make that three!

Attaboys!

Now I'll tell you something.

Problem with the Indians?

Sorry, the Guardians, right?

They never got enough

depth in the bullpen-- Thank you, baby!

- Mm hmm. - I blame the manager for that.

So, I'll tell you something.

They keep trading all the good pitchers away, right?

Curse of the tribe, my ass!

Ain't that right, Charlie?

It's the stuff you gotta know.

I am full. Can I leave?

Honey, you've only had two bites.

This is your favorite.

I wanna get ready for tomorrow.

- Attaboy! - Okay.

Browns are gonna kill the Steelers. Ain't that right?

It's okay.

C'mon.

Anyhow,

I couldn't go.

I'm not prepared.

Well, don't worry about it. I'll prepare you.

Gee, thanks, Doc!

Hannah.

Be on your best behavior, these are the Hannas.

I hate what I am wearing.

Thank you, Wanita.

Hello, Hannas.

Let me take your coats. Wanita.

It's alright. It's a bit chilly in here.

Look at how pretty you have gotten Hannah,

just like your mother.

You remember our son, Carlton?

Even cuter than the last Christmas card.

Hannah, why don't you show Carlton the chocolate fountains?

Grace.

Who are you nominating for induction

at the next Rock Hall board meeting?

- I was thinking Cher-- - No, I don't listen to music,

It's just an excuse to go to New York.

Where's Christopher?

He is working for the Cleveland Clinic

in Abu Dhabi.

Exotic!

- When does he get back? - Two years.

Oh.

Isn't it hot there?

It's all air-conditioned.

You never go outside.

We tried to take the kids skiing at the indoor mall but,

they hadn't figured out how to make snow yet.

Excuse me.

Is there anything to eat here besides chocolate?

These beer nuts aren't much better.

Maybe you could give me a tour of your room.

We could have our own party.

I doubt you could handle it.

Wanita, why is it freezing in here?

And why is nobody eating the chocolate?

It is a chocolate party.

Hello.

May I have everyone's

attention, please.

Thank you

all so much

for being here tonight.

On Christopher's last assignment,

the kids and I met up with him in Tunisia.

If you haven't been, you really must go.

Where we picked up,

the most exquisite piece that you are all about to see.

My hardworking husband wanted to

rest on the turquoise waters of the Mediterranean.

But I said,

"I wanna see a little bit of history."

So, we drove

through the ruins of Carthage,

with Ambassador Grey,

and his lovely wife, Beatrice,

to this private gallery.

The best dealer in Tunisia

for Roman antiquities

in this darling village

called Sidi Bou Said.

Don't you just love the sound of that?

So picturesque,

on a hill overlooking the bay,

anywayIamlooking aroundthisgallery,

and I am just not seeing anything I like.

And I see,

a small room in the back.

I open the door.

I couldn't resist.

And there she was.

The Goddess Juno herself,

perched on her throne,

peacock by her side.

I said,

"I'll take it."

He tried to talk me out of it.

But Sophie Mathers has never heard the word no.

You are all about to get

a sneak peek,

of what the world,

and public television,

will see tomorrow.

Wanita.

And now,

for a Goddess who needs no introduction,

I'd like to read a passage from Ovid’s Metamorphoses.

"Juno looked about at once,

to find her husband,

as one too well aware of the connivings of a mate,

so often taken in the act.

She glided down to Earth from Heaven's summit immediately.

And dispersed the clouds."

And now,

behold the beauty

and power,

that is Juno.

We decided to,

set the stage.

Everything you are seeing,

is an accurate representation of the

atrium in the center of a Roman villa.

Juno, Goddess of the

home watches over

- and protects us- - Oh!

Those beer nuts made me sick!

That's-- that's impossible.

I made sure there were absolutely

no nuts in the chocolates.

The potpourri, ma’am.

Mrs. Butters.

Is that chocolate?

What happened to you?

Oh my God!

Are you lost?

Am I lost?

Well, probably it would've been easier

if we had taken the freeway.

Friday night?

In the snow?

You want me to take the freeway?

I don’t know, dear. You are driving.

Good thing we are doing a dry run.

How could you do that tonight?

What were you thinking?

I think we had some productive conversations.

Did you see the way Bonnie was looking at us?

Sheldon is gonna fire me.

Sheldon thought the collection should be preserved in a museum.

Yes, a museum, Sara. Not our China cabinet!

We’re gonna be run out of the neighborhood.

We are gonna have to move again, change identities,

get plastic surgery.

Oh, relax. Say a couple of "Hail Mary’s"

and an "Our Father."

Did you floss?

Just when I was about to make tenure.

Ending racism starts with one household at a time, Gary. Okay?

I was just trying to do our part.

Did our best friends have to be exposed

to the entire collection?

You and I both know that wasn’t the entire collection.

You don’t have to be mean to be woke, you know?

The-- There’s a time and place, Sara.

- And that time is now, Gary. - Yeah!

And with your pledge of $100,

you will receive this commemorative anniversary

edition of The Wizard of Oz.

This pledge drive comes to you live from WVIZ headquarters.

at Playhouse Square,

where Lost & Found,

America’s favorite antiques appraisal television show,

arrives tomorrow.

Doors open at 9 a.m. See you there!

Where did you say the appraisal was?

I told you.

Playhouse Square.

Lost & Found?!

I agreed to a private consultation, Sara.

You're publicly outing me as a racist

on public television?

That kimono was cultural appropriation.

Mom?

Yeah?

I have one more thing for you.

You’ve already done so much.

- Open it. - Oh.

Okay.

I can't wait!

It’s beautiful.

Is that Dad?

Where's his face?

I couldn’t remember it.

Oh, honey.

Well,

he looked a lot like you.

He was so handsome,

and so smart.

He was thoughtful, kind.

And he could make us laugh like no one else.

He could just, light up a room,

just like you do, with your smile.

Know that he's always here with you, okay?

And everywhere we go.

Hey, I have to go to work.

But I am gonna be back in the morning to take you

to Lost & Found, okay?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Thank you for making my day so special.

I love this more than anything.

Mom.

Yeah.

You could do better.

I love you.

At least we’re the first appointment.

I don’t wanna get caught

in broad daylight.

Just keep moving.

Don’t let the collection own you.

Great.

I am sure they are fine. Let me check.

Perfect.

♪ I keep buyin' Lottery tickets ♪

♪ Hopin' that one day My dream will come true ♪

♪ If I had all the money In the world ♪

Hey, I am at work just a little bit longer.

Can you take Charlie to Lost & Found?

It’s that appraisal show at Playhouse Square.

I-- no, no, no, not the whole day.

Just until I can get there, please.

Maria, I need you back on the line.

Yes, I'll be right there.

No, I know, I know it’s the Browns game.

But I wouldn’t have asked you,

if it wasn't important to Charlie

Excuse me.

That is not camera-ready.

I told you, I am not going. I have band practice.

I don’t remember hearing that.

You have five minutes to go get dressed.

You don't need me there.

Well,

Mrs. Butters would be coming

if she wasn’t still under observation at the vet.

Same for Laverne.

The only thing you need is to control everything.

How am I controlling?

Where is this coming from?

Is this something you picked up at your psychology class?

God, no! Stop it! That--

That is exactly what I am talking about.

You're ignoring what you don't wanna see.

I'm sorry if I want everything to

be perfect for this family.

I'm sorry I am not perfect.

I'm sorry Blake has his own life.

Hannah--

I'm sorry Dad moved 5,000 miles away.

You have no idea,

how hard I work to make it all look perfect.

I could use a little help.

Wanita!

Fine, Mom.

Go be with your favorite daughter.

The perfect one.

The one who doesn’t talk.

What street was that?

I am not sure, you drove by too fast.

I can’t drive and read the signs.

Charlie.

Charlie!

Oh my gosh!

- Hey, wanna wake up? - Ow.

Why did you say you were gonna take him

if you weren't gonna do it in the first place?

What? He's he's in his room.

Charlie?!

Honey?!

I don't know what the big deal is, Maria.

You’re home now, why don't you just take him?

Excuse me?

He's not in his room.

Listen, I don't wanna miss the Browns game

to take your kid to some stupid freak show.

Don't you dare

talk about my son that way!

Where is he?

I don't know. Maybe he took himself to the circus.

I am done with you.

I am gonna go find my son,

and you better be outta here before I come back.

Do you understand me? I am done.

Charlie?!

Charlie?!

Charlie?

Honey, c'mon stop!

Hop in, we’ll get there as fast as we can.

Forget it! I don't need you.

- I am already halfway there. - No!

Charles Juan Toddy, look.

You’re nine years old and it's cold outside.

I thought I lost you, okay?

- You scared me. - But you found me.

I thought we were in this together.

We are! It's okay, look, I am here now. Let's go.

It's not okay and I’m probably going to miss it.

And then you just left me there with Frank?

This is what's going to happen when the baby comes, right?

I wish Dad was here.

I know, okay?

Look, I wish Dad was here too.

But we can’t give up because he’s not here.

Charlie!

Okay, umm! You know what, umm!

I am gonna go and, it's gonna be amazing,

there's gonna be hot cocoa, and

all these McKinley experts, which you're gonna miss out

Wait.

Did President McKinley give up on

his men in The Battle of Antietam?

No!

Even when the Confederates crossed onto Union soil?

No!

Evenwhentheywere shortonsupplies?!

- No! - Then c'mon, buckle up!

Let's go, we are gonna make it, honey.

- Ready? - Yeah.

And a little room for cream.

It's not even 9 a.m.

I see your watch is working, Sharon.

That's great.

- I see your liver's working. - Cheers.

At least one of us is working.

- Such an asshole! - Oh!

God! What is this city’s vendetta against oat milk?

So where are you boys staying?

Hotel Cleveland.

More like Motel Cleveland.

Ugh! I hope I don't die in that dump.

Y'know, you two should've stayed at the Glidden.

Oh, it is such a nice B&B!

They have the most delicious scones

- and homemade marmalade. - Austin!

- Austin. - Austin!

How wonderful to see you.

Wouldn’t be an episode of Lost & Found without you.

Austin, I-- I love your jacket.

You are reinventing tweed.

I'll take that as a compliment.

Thank you, Graham.

Did you hear Graham broke the record for the sale

of a Cycladic miniature at auction?

$3 million.

Oh, stop.

I did do that.

Well, if you measure in millions per inch,

it’s his greatest sale yet.

We better get to our tables, Joy.

The 9 o'clock rush is about to begin.

Bye, boys.

- Bye. - Bye.

Oh my God!

The way she kisses up to him, I am embarrassed for her.

I am embarrassed.

Why do we hate her again?

Hugh.

This is exactly what the doctor was talking about.

- I am sure-- - Just support me for once.

I do! Graham

Graham, don't lock yourself in the bathroom again.

- Graham. - I am fighting with you.

Okay. Graham!

Yeah, that's why I drink.

Go for Sharon.

I don't care what Tom puts in his coffee.

Just make sure he is on set in five.

Mind the door.

You see it? We're gonna come right through here.

Wanita, you have her?

Tickets out, folks. Keep your tickets out.

Hey, hey, hey, lady!

The end of the line's back there, no cutters.

No cutters? I thought this was the VIP line.

There's no VIP. We're all VIPs.

Really?

Back there.

Alright Wanita, let's

- back it up. - End of the line.

- Go! - C'mon.

For better or for worse, Sara, that's the vow we took.

I need you out there with me.

I don't wanna be publicly condemned,

- all by myself. - Tickets out folks.

Gary, they only want the owner.

You’re part owner through marriage.

It’s a legal contract.

What’s mine is yours, what’s yours is mine.

- I think you are overreacting. - I hate you.

Alright folks, one at a time.

Keep your tickets out, so they can be scanned.

Let's get this line moving.

Sara, where are the tickets?

She just handed them to you.

There'snowayyou could'velostit.

Hey! Let's go, Let's go!

Would you shut up? They are in my purse.

Stop looking.

- Stop looking. - I found them.

Please don’t let it be the guy on the left.

I can help who’s first.

That’s you, sir.

Why don't you two go on ahead first?

- Are you sure? - Oh yes, that looks heavy.

Thank you for your service, sir.

Good morning, sir, and how are we today?

- Oh, I am doing just fine. - Ah.

I'm very curious to hear what you have to say

about these.

Actually, sir,

we call this our "triage." I am a general appraiser.

And I am here to direct you to the appropriate specialist.

Whoa, looks like we have some fine Greco-Roman pottery.

Hmm.

I'm going to send you to Antiquities,

at table number 43.

Hargreaves and Robinson. They’re excellent.

Christie’s.

Who?

New York City auction house, they're really the best.

Ah, good.

Wanita, there’s a nice clear path for you.

Snooze, you lose!

Come on, honey! Let's go.

Hi!

Excuse me!

Hey, that's it, folks. No more tickets.

- What? It's just me and my mom. - Ah, sorry, kid.

Oh, come on, you're really gonna say no to a nine-year-old boy?

Yeah, I believe I just did.

Please, I have a letter in my briefcase.

It needs to get checked.

You have to have some holiday spirit. Please--

You know what?

Scram, it's cold. You're letting in cold air. Go!

Seriously?!

Ple--

Baby, baby.

Look at me.

Look.

This is my fault, okay, and I am so sorry.

We'll find another way.

We will.

Can I have a minute?

Okay.

Oh.

Joy Morris?!

Ah, I am trying to quit.

Hello, young man.

Hi, I’m Charlie Toddy.

Pleasure to make your acquaintance.

Oh, it's refreshing to see

someone so young so well dressed.

You know, you may be the youngest person

I have ever seen at Lost & Found.

And I have been to every Lost & Found since it started.

Well, unfortunately, we won’t be able to attend.

We got here too late.

They ran out of tickets, and

a woman with the headset stopped us.

Sharon?

That's ridiculous, you know she is a "P" in the "B".

Come on

- Really? - Yeah, yeah, just come up.

- Come insi-- - You are a guardian angel.

- Thank you. - Come on, look who's here now.

Hmm.

Ha, it's you.

Obviously, you can't carry all three of us.

One of us is going to have to get off.

Wanita,

take the stairs.

Wa Chi

Everyday

We have obviously run out of cities, right?

Cleveland?

Really?

You know, that reminds me,

I, I got in last night, and I'm uh

I tell the cab driver, I wanna make a side trip, right?

And I say, take me to your favorite strip club.

And he says to me,

"You're downtown, there aren't any."

I'm like,

What am I supposed to do on a Friday night?

Play poker with Sharon?

I mean,

you're the mayor, can't you,

pass a tax incentive or something?

Oh, for God's sake.

Couldn't Cleveland use a little bit more fun?

Alright.

Okay. You are on.

Excuse me.

Action!

Hello, I am Tom Hanks, and welcome to Lost & Found.

Today, we are on America's North Coast.

Now, New York may be the Big Apple,

but Cleveland is a plum.

And with us is the mayor of this fine town

to tell us what makes Cleveland rock.

- Hello, Mr. Mayor. - Hello, Tom Hanks.

I loved you in Splash.

I, I look different on camera.

So, what did you bring with you today?

Well, this is a permanent collection,

from Cleveland's Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame.

I was invited to the Hall of Fame

induction ceremony in New York.

And it wasn't here, it was in New York.

Yeah, we don't like to talk about that,

but what I would like to talk about,

are the Fat Boys, pioneers of hip hop.

Hmm.

What is, what's that?

Boy, look at that!

Those diamonds or sequins?

Th they're sequins.

Tom, they're sequins.

But this is Michael Jackson's white glove

from the Dangerous Tour.

The actual glove.

Hmm, fascinating.

Yeah.

Let's see Let's see what's next? Oh!

A broken piñata, right, guys?

Wh-wh-where's my stick? Who took it?

Actually, Tom, this is the centerpiece of the collection.

The legacy,

from one of the greatest rock bands

in the history of music.

These are all of Timothy B. Schmit's,

hotel room keys,

while he was touring with

the Eagles.

Oh, great.

Don't.

Hey, I was just looking for the key to Hotel California.

- Excuse me, Mr. Mayor. - Yes.

Hey kid, we are right in the middle of something here.

What can I do for you, young man?

Oh, oh!

Is that a little pin of Cleveland?

Yes, it is.

- Oh. - Cleveland.

Hmm.

Well, I'm, I'm Charlie Toddy.

Haven't you been getting my letters?

Don't you think there's someone else you could write,

like maybe Santa Claus?

My letter campaigned to have an annual William McKinley day.

Do me a favor?

Remind me and my viewers.

Look right in there, that camera.

I propose that January 29th

be declared annual William McKinley day,

in honor of his birthday.

With schools closed, public transportation free,

and a big parade with floats and balloons.

It is our responsibility as Clevelanders

to get him the recognition

he deserves.

McKinley is Cleveland's President.

Well, you know, most people think it's James Garfield.

But that is an excellent idea, young man.

And I shall give it careful consideration.

You can count on it.

Charles Juan Toddy!

- Hello! - Oh.

Hi.

Y'know, you've got a little politician on your hands yes.

Oh, okay, cut, cut.

Sharon, this is a really tender moment,

but we are trying to do a TV show here.

Oh wow.

- Hi, Tom, Tom Hanks. - Hi.

- Maybe, you know me from TV. - Yes, yes.

He has told me all about you, nice to meet you.

I'm a little taller than what you'd think.

Yeah.

So, what have you brought us today?

Well, my Bubby worked for Sarah Bernhardt,

later in her career, at her theatre in Paris.

She was her personal dresser.

They got very close.

And at the end of her run,

as Dorothy in the stage production of The Wizard of Oz,

Miss Bernhardt gave my Bubby her ruby slippers.

She, in turn, gave them to my mom.

And then my mom gave them to me.

But I am embarrassed to say, I only have one.

I don't know what happened to the other one.

Sarah Bernhardt was an amputee.

She only had one foot.

Oh, well.

That explains it.

I'm on my way.

No Josh, I have no idea if there are donuts left.

This camera's setting up?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Copy that.

I just left triage.

We had a little problem with security, but

No, no, no. It's fine.

I don't have time to get into it now.

Okay, we should be wrapping with the mayor,

'cause we gotta get on.

We got to set up for our first appraisal on the main stage.

We got to go.

Let's go, team.

- Oh! - Excuse me. I am so sorry.

Look, it seems someone gave me the wrong table number,

and I was hoping somebody would take a look at this.

Oh, who-what is it?

They are my vases.

Um you know what, I don't have time for this, but come with me.

Yeah.

Go for Sharon.

They are?!

Whoa, what table are they at?

Forty-three?

Okay.

Josh, meet me at Table 43.

Is the camera ready?

Electronics and sound?

Okay, please have hair and makeup ready to go

Right, okay.

What?

Tom did what?!

Oh God, I don't have time for Tom today.

Let's get this goin', it's

As big as Arizona was, this is fantastic.

Mind the doorframe here, Wanita. You have her? Got it?

Oh my God, this is a disgrace.

Somebody needs to get out here

with a feather duster or something cause

some of these antiques are really dusty.

The booth's good.

Good job, team.

- Mm-hmm. - Sharon?

Yeah.

Hi.

- Oh. - Just one second.

Couple of fruits.

Hmm.

Okay.

Hey, there. Um do you own this piece?

I have since 1952.

That's fantastic.

Now, are you folks,

willing to have it appraised on camera?

Ooh, on television? Mercy.

- Well, you betcha. - Sweet.

Josh,

I need you to take these fine folks to the green room,

and get them in for hair and makeup.

Yep. You got it, boss.

- Folks, follow me. - He'll take care of ya.

Oh.

Straight to me, right to this table, here.

It's a nice clear path for you.

Come right in.

Yes.

Alright.

What?

There's no one here.

Ah!

A white and blue pattern of traditional landscapes.

Note the craggy rocks,

the weeping willow,

the pavilion on the footbridge,

as it sweeps across the calm waters,

in order to evoke a sense of tranquility,

to coincide with the pleasure of the libation.

Now.

The difference between this,

and the authentic set from the Ming Dynasty is that,

this is a replica.

Well-made, but,

a replica nonetheless.

I know, real replica. So how much?

For insurance purposes,

though I doubt that's warranted, I would put it at the

$50 to $75 range.

I will sell it to you for $45.

Oh, no, Mr. Jin. We don’t buy here.

Do you like Canada?

You liked the Falls.

We could get in a boat,

row right across Lake Erie. It's not that cold.

Think of it as an opportunity to educate the public.

They’re ready for you.

I don't,

I don't trust that man.

You're fine.

Okay, Mr. Lucarelli, what typically happens is,

Joy will ask you a few questions about your collection.

Then she will ask you how it came into your possession,

and why it's important to you.

And what it is you would like to find out.

Do you need to see me? Can I stand over there?

You just need to hear me.

You know on the news, when they blur your face

and distort your voice?

Uh-huh, okay.

Then Joy will talk about the historical significance

and finish with an

estimated value.

- Okay? Alright. - Uh--

You know, just relax have a good time.

Be yourself.

- Yeah. - Mm-hmm.

I am not getting paid enough for this.

Ha, you know? I remember my first time on camera.

Thinking about all of those people watching.

Sound.

Rolling.

And action!

So,

Gary, we just have a limited amount of time

to see these few pieces.

Uh, when did

you start collecting all of these,

and what prompted your interest

in Black Americana?

No interest here.

It was my grandmother’s collection that I inherited.

Can you see him on camera two?

Alright, cut. Mr. Luchachini,

Uh Lucarelli, would you like some water?

What? No. Sorry?

First-time jitters.

Everybody.

Okay, you know what, let's try it again.

Speed, rolling.

And action.

So, Gary,

when did you collect all of these, and,

what prompted your interest in Black Americana?

First of all, it’s not my collection.

- Ah. - It was

my grandmother’s.

And I I’m not here to defend it.

I’m not here to make any political statements.

Even though my wife would like me to.

No. You know what? I hate it.

Oh.

I

HATE it!

Do do you know what it's like

to love your grandmother

and wonder

what kind of a person owns things like this?

On the one hand, she's making me pancakes,

and handing me cookies,

and on the other they're coming out of these.

I mean at 6, all you know is they make you happy.

But then time passes, and you are like, wait a minute.

That's very it's very uh it's confusing,

for a child.

You still seem to be a bit confused.

Of course, I am! Why did she leave this to me?

Did she think I was staring at them,

because I wanted them?

And not cookies?

And frankly,

it doesn't matter, because I own them

now, and it’s hurting my marriage,

my friendships

How can I teach

social stereotypes,

if I can’t reconcile this in my life?

Gary, throughout the 19th and 20th centuries,

merchandisers and advertisers created and perpetuated,

racial stereotypes through objects

directed at white consumers.

One of the most enduring caricatures,

romanticized the house servant,

and the Antebellum South, it was a way of living that

never even existed.

The commodification of the joyful Mammy stereotype

stood in contrast to the stark realities

of the African-American women,

who had few employment opportunities

outside of domestic service.

The Jim Crow-era kitchen was just lined

with negative stereotypes on cereal boxes,

grocery-list reminders,

and cookie jars.

Like you’ve brought here today.

Jesus.

And now, one of the most pervasive

and commercially successful

uses of the Mammy archetype

was for a ready-made pancake mix,

named after a song from a minstrel show,

called “Old Aunt Jemima."

But we called it, "Ain't Jo Mama."

But it was

"Aunt Jemima." You see that?

Now, the marketing people took it a a step further,

when they hired Nancy Green.

She was a former slave,

and they made her the face of the brand.

Its success was so great,

it led to a whole line of promotional products.

And this dominated the market for over a century,

until finally,

in 2021,

they retired the name.

So,

people of color,

to reclaim their story,

began to collect the Jim Crow-era artifacts,

as a way to memorialize

America's racist history.

And now that brings me to you.

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned

Now, the price of Black Memorabilia,

has increased significantly in-- Oh, no, no, babe.

- Yuck, put it down. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

- You don't play with these. - You're right. I'm sorry.

You just turn that day off.

With a collection this size,

it's probably worth a pretty penny.

Even this salt and pepper shaker you can fetch fifty dollars

for that at auction.

- Shame Shame! - Hmm.

Yeah, well, it is.

It is a shame.

It brings up some painful collective memories,

as a nation.

But, Gary, it’s important that we talk about these things.

Because I cannot absolve

- your grandmother. - Nonna Nina.

Nonna Nina.

Maybe she was just a product of the time? Maybe she wasn’t.

But I’m glad that you're teaching about

social stereotypes, because

it's our history and it is our present.

Just because a brand changes its name

doesn't mean that it doesn't still exist.

You see, racism isn't something that you can just

neatly tuck away in a box.

Okay? So,

I thank you for bringing this in today.

Is it inappropriate

if I get a hug?

- Yes, it is. Don't touch me. - That's fair.

Red leather, yellow leather,

Red leather, yellow leather.

- Zip, zap, zap, zip. - Zip, zap, zap, zip.

- Zap, zap, zip, zip. - Zap, zap, zip, zip.

- Zap, zap - Zap, zap uh

Whoa whoa whoa What are you

What are you doing?

It’s a microphone so we can hear you on camera.

Well, let my wife do it.

Mask!

In a mask.

My man. In the mask.

- Let's shoot this pig. - Okay.

and that’s when his mother

went over to the China cabinet and brought out these plates.

I didn’t want to take them, but,

she said,

"If they reminded Bobby of you, then I want you to have them,

so you can remember Bobby."

Well, you and Bobby obviously had a special bond.

War, war will do that to you.

Now, homoerotic pottery was

quite prevalent in ancient

Greco-Romancivilization.

And there were two distinct styles,

The Black Figure pottery preceded the Red Figure.

Now what you have here,

is a simply, excellent example of the Red figure tradition,

which started in Athens,

probably at the beginning of the sixth century BCE.

Uh hom hom hmm

What? I don't understand--

It's really the same process, just reversed.

More style choice, instead of an evolution

in technique.

Uh no, no, I mean the part about the ho-ho-mo-mo-hom

- The homoeroticism? - Hmm.

Oh, well,

it wasn't just on plates, it was on jugs, vases,

temples, courthouses,

bathhouses, obviously.

Decoration was depicting a natural

and accepted way of life.

You know, dear,

I have been trying to tell you for the last sixty-three years.

It's four men fucking.

Gonna have to bleep that.

I got this doll from my cousin Tom,

who got it from his grandfather's second cousin,

onceremoved.

He used to be a bellringer, for the Kay-Holly-Kenny Symphony.

This is a Walt Whitman first edition.

Copy that. I thought I left him outside.

Oh, that’s good.

I’ve got to head over to Joy.

She’s got a third segment.

Sorry, boys.

What?

Nobody’s ever done a third segment before!

My God, her name is Joy,

but she brings no thing but sorrow.

We need to find a third.

Not right now.

Oh! For the show.

Yes.

Let's do it.

- Let's go. - Come on.

God, this business is such a grind!

It's like a hustle, hustle, hustle!

- What I need is just one-- - Excuse me!

Does anyone work here?

Um. Do you mind if I ask you to put on a pair

of Gaylord Archival gloves?

Of course, I-I'd love to Charlie, I insist.

Sharon?

Could you bring me a pair of Gaylord gloves?

Josh, Gaylords.

Sure thing.

Oh.

We got to start.

Sound, rolling.

Action!

Charlie, you are the youngest person

we have ever had at Lost & Found.

What brings you here?

My dad was my best friend. He died when I was six.

He left me this letter that was passed down from his grandma.

She told him that it was passed down

from William McKinley Duncan,

who was the son of Sarah McKinley Duncan,

the sister of President McKinley.

Whoa, that’s a lot of genealogy.

Someone’s been really looking into his family tree.

Yeah, but I can’t prove that it was

written by President McKinley.

I mean, I’ve read books,

and I’ve gone to the Presidential Museum and Library.

But they didn't have anything, and I just couldn't find proof.

Oh, so maybe we can help you you with that.

You know, we could do a,

a handwriting analysis.

But sometimes one method won't work.

It's like science, you may have to try

a number of methods to authenticate a particular thing.

So, we look closer,

and look at the content.

Can you tell us what the letter says, or read it?

- Sure. - Okay.

"My dearest sister Sarah, my spirit soars

with the thrill of battle,

as I finally saw action while serving

meals to my fearless brothers

on the frontlines today,

at Antietam Creek.

Do not fret nor allow those golden locks to turn to gray,

for I shall return to the rolling hills of Ohio.

Until then, take care of Washington Post.

Forever your loving brother, William."

Okay, so,

historically, we know that he was,

at the Battle of Antietam as

a commissary sergeant.

We know that

Sarah was the name of his sister.

She also lived in Cleveland.

And Washington Post

was the name of the yellow double-headed parrot

that he had.

Now, President McKinley,

he was one of the modern presidents.

So, he typed all of his correspondence.

It's not easy to find an example of his handwriting,

except for his signature.

But we believe that, indeed,

this is a match.

Yes, indeed.

What's also significant is that it dates

prior to his presidency.

That, combined with its highly personalized nature.

So, Charlie,

do you have any idea how much this letter might be worth?

I don't really know.

I have never really looked into that kind of stuff.

Well, in terms of market value, this is on the high end

of what you might expect for a less popular president.

At auction, I would say, that it would be between,

ten and twelve thousand dollars.

Oh my God, it's Charlie.

Let’s go, Gladys.

- No. - What?

But, that's not really, why you brought the letter,

is it?

According to what your dad said,

this letter would prove that you, young Charlie,

are one of the few remaining descendants

of President William McKinley.

I knew it!

So, Charlie,

what are you going to do with this letter?

It would help greatly towards college.

- That, that means more to me. - Oh, it does.

- Ah, excuse me. - What?

If I may quote from The Wizard of Oz,

"Though our homes be gray,

and dreary,

there is no place the people of Cleveland,

would rather live than in this country.

There's no place like home."

Now, as Mayor of Cleveland,

I would like to proclaim January 29th,

William McKinley Day.

And announce the first annual

“William McKinley Appreciation Parade.”

Through triumphs and heartbreaks,

it is the spirit and resiliency of the people of Cleveland,

that carries us forward with hope.

Charles Toddy,

this whole parade and day was your idea.

Would you do us the honor,

and be our Grand Marshal?

Wo Wo Would I?

But

can my mom sit with me?

Sure!

We did it.

We did!

Let's get a photo.

I don't understand why we're not on the main stage.

Clearly this is a very important work of art.

The most exciting thing you are going to see today.

- She's a real piece of work. - Excuse me?

Okay, we all ready here guys?

Huh, finally

I really don’t understand

Alright.

- Sound. - Why

Speed.

Rolling.

Action!

- So, tell us Sophia. - Sophie.

Hugh.

Sorry Sophie, how did you come upon this?

My husband has been doing quite a

bit of traveling in the Middle East.

On his last trip, the kids and I met up with him in Tunisia.

If you haven't been, you really must go.

We've been.

Where we,

picked up this absolutely exquisite piece

on a hill overlooking the bay.

Anyway, I noticed a small room in the back.

I opened the door.

I couldn’t resist.

And there it was.

And I said,

"I'll take it!"

And he tried to talk me out of it.

But Sophie Mathers--

Sophie Mathers?

Of 20657 Hickory Lane, Hunting Valley?

Thanks for the vase, ma'am.

Who the hell are you?

Yeah, who the hell are you?

I'm your postal carrier.

Umm, could you please edit my address out of the broadcast?

Wanita.

"Juno happened to look down--"

Oh my God, let me stop you.

Please.

Thank you for that exquisite detail.

You really made us feel like we were with you

when you bought it.

Unfortunately, we weren't.

If we had been, we'd have noticed that it was made of

Plaster of Paris,

instead of terracotta,

which was used in the first century CE.

And we would have recognized it from the British Museum.

- I was just about to say that. - But you didn't.

What are you saying?

It's a forgery, darling.

It's probably not worth the cost of shipping.

But I worked so hard to get here.

Even forgeries appreciate in value in 50 years.

It will be worth something once your kids inherit it.

My kids

But I was brought there by the Ambassador of Tunisia.

Sometimes it's not about who you know.

It's about what you know.

When one door closes, another opens.

And sometimes it's best to keep the door closed.

Oh!

Oops sorry.

This is savage.

- Mr. Anderson? - Yes, sir.

Hello.

I'm Dr. Austin Raybourne.

- It's a pleasure to meet you. - Pleasure is mine, sir.

Do you prefer Martin or Marty?

- Marty's okay. - Very well.

- You nervous? - A little.

Me too.

Speed.

Rolling.

Action.

So Marty, how many vases do you have in your collection?

Just under 300. I catalog 'em.

Okay and,

what made you choose these

specific three to bring to Lost & Found?

Well, I picked out the ones I wanted to take.

Then I had my dream and I added this one.

- This one? - Yes, sir.

Okay, but you feel that these are fairly representative?

- I'd say so. - Okay.

Then let's start with the one on the end there.

It is mass produced in China and if I turn it over,

You can clearly see "Made in China"

etched on the bottom.

So there is really no inherent value there.

That’s no surprise.

Now this next one is a

lovely crystal vase

that Wedgwood designed exclusively

for Bloomingdale's 1990 line.

Unfortunately, that line was discontinued

When Bloomingdale's filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy

in 1991.

Which does set the price up a little higher.

I would put this one

$100 to $125, at best.

But if you enjoy it, that's where

the real value lies, right?

- Indeed. - Alright now,

this next one here really piqued my interest.

You say this is the one from your dream.

- Yes, sir. - Okay.

I'm curious, Marty,

can you tell us why you started collecting vases?

Oh gosh

No one’s ever asked me.

Um, well. Let’s see.

I always dreamed of opening a restaurant with my mom.

Rosemary.

Yeah, uh

I was never happier than when I was cooking next to her.

She passed last Christmas.

And when my mom died,

there were a lot of flowers for the funeral.

The thing about flowers is that they die too.

And people send flowers, you know they mean well.

And after a while, they're done.

But vases.

They come and they stay forever.

So I took them all.

Then I started my collection.

It doesn’t really matter what they look like.

I just go with how they make me feel.

Thank you, Marty.

I’m sorry for your loss.

Grief is deeply personal, and

often takes different forms of expression

But may I ask,

how did you acquire this particular vase?

Mr. Jin, his vintage shop.

He let me have it for free.

Well, Mr. Jin is an invaluable friend.

Tell me,

are you familiar with the Austrian architect

and industrial designer,

Josef Olbrich?

- No. - Okay, well.

Josef Olbrich was born in what is now the Czech Republic.

But he studied in Vienna at the Academy of Fine Arts,

where he met a brilliant young painter

named Gustav Klimt.

Is that name familiar?

- Uh huh. - Okay so,

in 1897, Olbrich and Klimt founded a movement of artists.

They were painters, architects and sculptors.

And they broke away from traditionalism in the arts

They called themselves "De Wiener Secession."

And they had a powerful impact on the Art Nouveau movement.

But Olbrich was not only an architect,

In fact, he took a holistic approach

to all design, including

furniture, pottery, and glassware.

While Klimt is very well known for his

sexually-charged portraits,

what is not well known of him is that his first

love was glassware.

And he convinced Olbrich to join him

in experimenting with new techniques in glass art.

Which, by the way, is my specialty,

as if you didn't know.

You know glass is, of course, a very fragile material.

It starts as liquid sand.

But heat it to 1500°C, it becomes a

molten liquid which can then

be shaped into an infinite number

of forms, colors, like magic.

Which Olbrich and Klimt would soon discover.

But this was also a transitional period.

And they came to understand that before

they could add back to the flourish

that we see in Art Nouveau,

they had to strip away the ornamentation of the past

in order to arrive at the bare essence.

A simple vessel where form follows function.

And that was really the birth of early Modernism.

You’re probably wondering where all this is leading.

I'm happy to tell you,

what you’ve brought us here today is an extremely rare

product of that collusion between Olbrich and Klimt.

And frankly, it is one of the best examples

of early modernism. This piece defines

a very brief but critical period in art history.

Identified here, if I may,

"De Wiener Secession, Vienna, 1897."

And I must tell you honestly, I got a chill when I saw it.

In fact, I have only seen two in my life.

One is at the Metropolitan Museum of Art

in New York City,

and the other one right here.

Sir, do you have any idea how much this might be worth?

I have no idea.

Well, on a really bad day, retail

you could see in the neighborhood

of seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

But conservatively, at auction,

It is possible you could see at least

twice that much and maybe more.

Congratulations, Mr. Anderson.

And thank you, on behalf of Lost & Found.

Oh my God, she was right.

Who?

Ma.

Oh okay

Oh my

You're serious?

Oh absolutely, I promise you.

There are only two known in the world.

- Thank you very much - Thank you!

- I had no idea. - Well I hope you do now.

I do.

Oh my

I think I'm going to need some security

Well you're going to have to insure it as well.

Needs more rosemary.

You're very popular today, Chef.

Table three is asking about your special ingredient.

- Oh really? - Yes.

- I'll take care of that - Alright!

Hmm.

Hello, Mr. Jin.

Enjoying the hasenpfeffer?

I heard you wanna know what the secret ingredient is

Rosemary.

Rosemary

Hello, ladies.

Ah!

My favorite desserts, especially that one.

Thanks for coming in. Good to see you.

Hello, ladies.

You used to pick me up in that '54 Chevy convertible.

- Do you remember? - How could I forget?

Vixen red with a white top.

My father was convinced that you were a troublemaker.

But my mother thought you were cute.

I was, wasn't I?

We both were.

You still are.

Hi, can I get you anything else?

Oh no, thank you. It was lovely.

Oh I'm so happy to hear.

Now I do have to close out early,

but please, take your time.

You know you look so familiar, I can't quite place it.

Well, it’s our first time here.

We usually go to the club on Fridays.

But my wife wanted to try something new so we

drove to the East side.

Oh I love that, that's so romantic.

I hope I can find someone that makes me as happy

as you two are.

How long have you been married?

Three years and we have a little boy.

It's sixty-three years, dear.

And he was the best little boy in the world.

What was his name?

Charlie!

That’s my son's name.

Well

I hope I see you both again soon.

Have a beautiful night.

Coming through. Move.

Watch your elbow.

Go Hannah!

That’s my daughter.

God, they're terrible.

I love you.

Aww.

Love you too.

Best day ever!

Charlie! Charlie!

Seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars,

but conservatively, at auction

it is possible you could see at least

twice that much and maybe more.

Congratulations, Mr. Anderson!

I'm Tom Hanks.

Hey, thanks for watching Lost & Found.

See you next week in Poughkeepsie!

Wait, what? They didn't even show me.

Hmm. I guess we don't have to move again.

All that worrying for nothing? I

I can't believe this is how it ends.

It's grape juice.

Wow