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I'm so glad you're here.

I have got to run. I have a bunch of stuff I need to do.

Somebody needs to sit with her. She's grounded.

If I leave her here alone, she's going to have boys over or a party or

something like that, and I just need someone here to sit with her and make

sure that she's behaving and that she's staying grounded.

No problem.

What's family for? I haven't seen my niece in a long time anyway.

Well, good. I'm glad that you're able to do this for me because I have got to get

stuff done.

Okay, I got your back. Thank you. I'll see you later. Thank you, thank you.

God, I should have had some beer.

When I do this shit, I may as well try to have a good time, or at least

pretend, you know?

At home with my uncle.

I mean, I think there's beer upstairs.

I don't know.

Well, I can maybe sneak out later. I can try.

I don't know if I'll get away with it, but if he's not paying attention, I

totally could.

Oh, shit.

I'll call you back about that homework.

Hey,

Uncle Toby.

Hi.

What's going on?

Nothing. I just was behind on some homework. Wanted to get some notes for

class. You know, just normal school stuff.

Sure.

Well, I hear you're in a little bit of trouble, so... Whatever.

Mom's being a... She's just being a bitch.

Yeah, sure.

Look, you know how she is. She's your sister.

She's just like that.

She gets mad at me about everything.

So you're completely innocent. You didn't do anything, right?

Well, it's nothing that other teenage girls aren't doing. Like,

what are you drinking?

What do you care?

It's just a little beer.

I figure I have to be stuck. Is it the last one?

That doesn't matter. You can't drink any anyway.

Well, maybe we could share it?

Are you kidding me?

No, I'm old enough.

No, you're not old enough to drink.

And even so, why do you feel like you should be able to drink? You're already

in trouble.

Now you want to get me in trouble too?

No, my mom doesn't have to know.

I mean, you're not going to tell her.

I think you're... I think you're in enough trouble as it is.

Just... If I give you a sip...

You have to promise not to hassle me. I'm here as a favor for your mom.

Okay. Not to get hassled by you.

So you can have a sip. Okay.

But that's it.

That's enough.

I said you could have a sip.

It's just really good.

Well, just forget about it. I drink a lot with my friends. It's not a big

deal. Oh, sure.

I do. You're a real party animal, aren't you?

Well, I mean, we get drunk and we do stuff.

You know what it's like when you're a teenager.

You do stuff.

Yeah, right.

What, you don't think I do?

Well, I think you probably think you do stuff.

I could show you.

I could show you the kind of stuff that I do, and we could share the beer, and

it'd be like an exchange.

No, I'm good. I think I'm just going to enjoy this beer and watch some TV while

you stay punished.

Why don't you do your homework or something?

Fine, but I'm leaving in a couple seconds. You need to do your homework

and stay out of trouble.

Okay.

I could show you the things that I do.

What exact... Whoa, whoa.

I'm... I'm your uncle. That's very not cool. I know, but you're not that much

older than I am, and I've always had a bit of a crush on you.

I don't... What are you doing?

I've done it before.

What are you talking about, you've done it before?

With other boys.

You shouldn't be doing that.

Come on, Uncle Toby.

This is what happens when you have a little beer?

Well...

It loosens me up and, I don't know, it happens at parties sometimes.

You need to just keep your hands to yourself.

I haven't seen you in a long time. I did not know that this is the way you... I

know. I've grown up a lot since the last time you saw me. I could show you if you

wanted.

Don't you want to see me without my clothes on?

It doesn't really matter what I want. I can tell that you like it.

I know what it feels like.

I would get in a lot of trouble.

Look, I've already given you enough of that.

Why... Come on.

It would be really fun.

And then we could get more beer.

And we could just hang out together for the night.

Mom's not going to be home for hours.

I don't know about this.

Come on.

Don't be like that.

We can just have a little bit of fun and drink some more beer and I won't tell

anyone.

I have lots of secrets.

We can't tell anyone about this. I promise. I won't say anything.

Yeah, I know what I'm doing.

I guess you do.

I've done it lots of times.

I believe you.

You don't feel weird doing this to me?

No, I really always wanted to.

I've had a crush on you since I was little.

You're definitely a lot better than I thought you'd be.

Do you like it?

Yes, I shouldn't go.

It's okay, you can tell me.

I really like it.

I'm on top of you for a while.

I don't think that's a good idea. We've already gone too far as it is. I know,

but I just... I really want to.

It's all good, I promise.

That doesn't change anything. I'm still your uncle.

I know, but...

as bad as I do.

You won't find out.

You're not going to tell her.

I can't believe you're riding my car.

I haven't fucked anybody this young for a long time.

You're going to need to go and get us some more beer.

What?

What do you mean, what?

I don't want to have to get you in trouble for this.

You are such a little whore.

I'm going to finish this in, like, just a couple minutes.

You better get going.