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Boule, what are you doing?

I'm drawing.

Boule?

Wait! I'm playing!

Dinner!

I'm finishing coloring in!

- Goodnight, Boule. - Mom, can I have a dog one day?

1976, SOMEWHERE IN FRANCE...

Without hesitation she draws

A scraggly thing and two balls

This is the wiener A-Z

Fake, true, ugly or cute Hard, soft, long or short

Short and stout Big and all pooped out

I'm not usually this nervous.

It's dumb, I'm used to it.

It'll be fine! Today's the day!

Here we go. Send in the first candidates.

Right...

Scratch walks off the list.

Ma'am!

Here I am.

Over here.

She can't see me.

I'm right under your nose.

Left a bit, ma'am.

She didn't see me.

It can only get better.

The command module!

That's the best!

And the pope's that blows bubbles

That way looks pretty.

Left now. It looks cute down there.

Sorry, are you the right way around?

Go see a groomer maybe.

Next!

Too tall!

Snobby!

Strait-laced!

What the heck's that? Forget it.

How about a right?

WELCOME

An animal refuge?

So it is. Let's go see the animals.

It's Sunday, we said, let's pick berries. Not animals.

Not animals, just a walk. Right, Boule?

A walk in a dog kennel?

Another day wasted.

Why does nobody want me?

I'll be stuck in this pen forever.

Hey, doggy!

Bow-wow, over here.

Go see the others. They're better.

Are you deaf or what?

Come on!

Stubborn little fella.

A quick look, then back to sleep.

He looks sweet.

You look sweet.

Don't go. Come back!

We weren't even introduced.

He's the one. I know he is!

Look!

Him. I want him!

- He's cute. - Come on...

Same fur color.

He's a real cutie, isn't he?

What is?

My dog!

Not your dog. A dog.

They're interested.

We said no animals.

Honey, he's always wanted one and he worked hard at school.

I work hard, but my boss doesn't give me a dog.

We have a house, a yard. Why not a dog?

Fighting over a name.

Go on, dad!

Is this a conspiracy?

You tricked me here.

Bobby? Fido? Junior?

Honey, take a right. Take a left...

- It's a trap. - Don't exaggerate.

I said no dogs. When I say no, I mean no.

I refuse to care for it, scoop its poop or groom it.

Yes, honey.

- Hurry, Boule! - We're coming!

Adopted! I have a family!

I'm so happy!

C'mon, Bill, let's go!

Cool, sweetie!

You've named him Bill?

As in Lightnin' Bill.

Bill's not very original.

If you're not caring for him, don't care about his name.

What's that smell?

The dog.

He rolled in poop.

What's up? Admiring me before we go?

Your hand smells good.

Not too fast, dad.

I'm in first gear. Any slower, I'll be in reverse.

Strange dog-walking method.

If I pee on a wheel, I'll wet myself.

Sorry, my hubby's walking the dog.

Or they're getting a month's walks out of the way.

I'm beat!

Welcome home, Bill!

Don't let him near the walls.

Great place you have.

That chair is mine. Totally!

- Where are you going? - Showing him my room.

He's filthy.

Don't worry, we won't go in.

That's my fossil collection. My Lego box.

And my cowboy costume.

Ready!

What's that stink?

Who's the nice doggy who's going to smell nice?

Shampoo?

My little Bill.

Shampoo! They wanna bathe me!

C'mon, Bill!

Help!

This way, stinkball!

I hate water!

No more smelly doodoo.

You should know I'm allergic to baths.

Not my ears!

Do his paws!

My eyes are stinging.

Leave me alone. This is dog abuse!

I'm outta here.

- Why'd you let go? - It's not my fault.

You won't take me alive.

- Heel, damn dog! - Don't curse, you'll scare him.

My piano!

- C'mon, we won't hurt you. - Yes, we will!

- I'll kill him. - Don't say that.

He's headed upstairs!

What's he doing?

Bill!

Happy now? I said we shouldn't get a dog.

That's a cat thing to do.

Told you, you wouldn't take me alive.

He can't break anything now.

I surrender. But no more washing,

just drying.

Captain Mom, Bill the scout has been captured.

Darn it!

Bill has fallen into the hands of Chief Unhappy Bunny.

Let's rescue him!

Sorry, soldier, there's nothing we can do.

Send for the cavalry.

Stay until the end. You'll miss the cavalry.

No, I'm tired.

Goodnight, sweetie.

I messed up, I admit it.

But it's their fault for bathing me.

Chilly tonight.

The big guy and me, we got off on the wrong paw.

I'll bring him around. He's cool deep down, I'm sure.

I know what he'll like.

You're gonna love this.

We'll be the best friends ever.

Leave it to Bill.

Give that back! Come here!

- Here we go. - Give it back!

It's important! It's work!

Fetch the stick!

Right...

And left!

Over here!

Give me that drawing!

Missed me!

- Fun, huh? - It's not funny!

- Faster! - Cut it out!

Whose stick is it?

Missed again! He loves it!

Listen to me!

Give it back!

Here, give it to me!

Can I play?

I'm not playing. Help me catch the damn dog.

Good boy, gimme!

Come on, buddy!

This way!

Can you play elsewhere? I'm teaching.

I'm not playing with him!

You okay, dad?

Wasn't that a great game?

Didn't you have fun?

Doggy's good little master.

This isn't going to plan. Not one bit.

Maybe I should've let him win.

- Honey... - Keep your hands off me!

Don't be like that. This happens to other people.

That makes it okay? Stuff other people!

I see why you didn't want a dog. It interfered with your plans.

How long has this been going on?

Maybe two or three months.

- I needed to be sure. - How considerate of you. Thanks a lot.

I understand it's a shock,

but tell me what furniture you want.

Screw that!

Sharing out the furniture? Divorce!

The dresser belonged to your mother...

Boule?

Why are you out so late?

I don't want you to divorce!

Have you guys seen the time?

What do you mean?

You don't love mom. You're sharing out the furniture.

We're not getting a divorce. We're moving.

Moving?

Yes.

Dad asked for a transfer to Head Office in Paris.

Instead of drawing domestic appliances, I'm chief designer, see?

- Where'll we live? - Paris.

Or nearby, in a big apartment. We'll visit the Eiffel Tower.

- You're separating Bill and me? - Of course not.

We're moving with Bill, all together.

It's dad's surprise for the whole family. Isn't it, honey?

Yes, we're all going together.

I need some shut-eye.

C'mon, let's get you to bed.

Seriously, mom, we better be taking Bill.

I told you we are.

Don't worry, doggy.

Daddy's not done yet. You can forget the Eiffel Tower.

Doggy? He called me doggy. He loves me!

Now you love me, I was thinking maybe I could sleep in the house.

In my chair?

Seeing as you love me.

No?

- Let's go. - Jump in, Boule.

I'll take Bill so I won't be all alone.

C'mon, Billy, you're going to keep daddy company.

Have a good trip, Bill!

I feel the love but it's not very comfortable.

That's not how you hold a dog.

Hold on, this is...

You stay right here.

I told you, I'm the boss here.

The refuge is that way.

Safe trip home, Bill.

What's he doing?

What is this?

Where is he?

No way, not another walk!

Hang on!

This isn't how it's done.

A walk means walking, side by side.

Stop and I'll explain.

Not so fast, I'm not a greyhound.

I've got a stitch.

There we go. Bye bye, parasite!

I'm happy all alone on my Harley Davidson

I breeze along alone on my Harley Davidson

I crank it up over the ton

Watch out, people, I awe and stun

If I die I don't care I've got the wind in my hair

If I die I don't care

Mom, watch out!

Yield to traffic from the right!

Look, mom!

What's going on? I nearly hit you!

Pretty, huh? We nearly ran her over.

Hi, I'm Caroline.

Magnificent. Put her down and let's go.

Caro to my friends.

- Why don't we adopt her? - We already have a dog.

Just let her go.

Wait for me!

Please, mom.

Great idea. Tortoises are cool. Now back in the car.

You said no animals.

This is no animal. It's like a rock.

With paws. And no fur.

Welcome to the family, tortoise.

- C'mon, we're running late. - What for?

For...

The schedule.

Your walks are totally insane!

Like the wise men in Galilee

Following the star in the east

Like Christopher Columbus

And his three caravels

Following the setting sun

With obstination...

From the top!

Like the wise men in Galilee

Following the star in the east

I will follow you

Everywhere you go

Like your faithful shadow

To our destination...

Look, Bill.

This is Caroline, your new friend.

Hey, there.

Nice to meet you. Where were you?

How'd you get here?

How come I didn't see you?

You're tickling me.

Funny, a kennel on your back.

Isn't it heavy?

Do you come here often?

I sound like an airhead!

What do you do? I love lettuce.

I'm such a klutz!

"Wisteria Villas." It's here then?

Eleventh floor.

The wisteria had better grow to hide its ugliness.

You'll see, it's nice.

The best in modern construction.

State-of-the-art.

Everything's done for you. There's a trash chute

and bike parking for Boule.

And we're nearly in Paris here.

Where have you brought us?

There are Eiffel Towers all over.

It's Paris.

Quickly, there's a puma on the loose.

I'll make me some gloves with its hide.

Watch out, someone's coming!

It's the old hermit.

Let's scare him.

You need help?

- My son? - I think so, yes.

With an English cocker.

We don't have a dog. I always said, no dogs.

And I had to give in. I forgot, sorry.

Your son and your dog attacked me on the stairs with a firecracker.

"Attacked" is a bit strong, for an eight-year-old with a cap gun.

I can't stand shocks or noise.

I'm in depression.

My work transfer went wrong.

Right.

My wife walked out on me with our daughter.

- And cat. - I'd better be going...

Leaving me the litter.

I'm still settling in and I can't stand shocks, either.

I'll talk to son and dog.

- Have a good day. - It's ruined now.

Who was that?

A neighbor who wishes us all the best.

That's nice.

Very.

Cut it out. How about a nap? I'm exhausted.

Boule, what's with bothering the neighbors?

I'm talking to you!

Please!

We just moved in and the neighbor has already complained.

Jealous? You want a kiss?

Stop it!

Don't play with firecrackers in the building.

And the neighbor's a real nutjob. I don't want him...

I'm not a nutjob, I'm in depression.

- Good daddy! - Stop!

Alright, pumpkin?

What's going on?

It's not just modern, it's far-out trendy.

We're living in a community here.

It's the hippie dream.

It won't always be like this.

That's for sure.

Some evenings, he'll do number two.

Stop, that's disgusting.

Really?

We just have to change our bedtime and we won't hear a thing.

Sure, let's go to bed before six p.m. or after two a.m.

- That's what I call practical. - Listen...

Hear that?

Nothing to hear.

- That's not me. - I know.

Gee, look at that.

Oh, yes!

What a dreamboat!

Exactly my type.

Muscular and hairy all over.

What's happening to me? I feel dizzy.

What's this?

It's gorgeous!

A giant bone all for me!

Thank you!

I'm in dog heaven.

- Bill, can I come in? - What was that?

What's he doing? Who is he?

Some people get all the luck!

I like this apartment because we can both sleep here.

I love the smell of your ears.

Bone!

Marrowbone!

That's okay. Start again and stress the accents.

Good health, Sheriff.

- I live just below you. - Nice to meet you.

My husband said you came by to say hi.

I can't ask you in. I'm giving a piano lesson.

I am in depression.

I can't stand any noise at all. No noise at all.

- It's music. - It gets into my head.

Very well. I'll see what I can do.

- Have a good day. - It's ruined now.

Play with the soft pedal down. It's the same.

From the top.

- I live just below you. - Yes, I remember you.

I take pills for depression.

That's good.

I've developed astonishing auditory sensitivity. I hear everything.

Everything.

Very loud. Everything.

- And it gets into your head? - Exactly.

You can't stand noise?

None at all? Even with the soft pedal?

Very good of you.

Let's do some rhythmic reading.

Let me guess, you live below us?

You're still in depression?

You still can't stand noise?

Let's try an experiment, if that's okay with you.

Watch out, it's very quick. Ready?

Sure? It's quick.

What's going on? Am I alone?

I don't like being alone.

I really don't like it.

Boule, where are you?

You're no help.

He isn't here.

They forgot me!

How dippy can you get? They forgot me!

I have to find them. Not that way.

Or that way. I have to get out.

Open up, let me out.

To find my owners.

This one's open.

I'm coming!

What now? I fly?

Next door. I have to get next door!

They'll help me find my owners.

Don't look down.

I'm too young to die.

One paw after the other.

Sit tight, Bill!

Three,

four,

five...

- I've lost my owners! - A dog!

Help me find them, nice neighbor man!

Hello.

So sorry. I found your note. It won't happen again.

The damage is done.

- Really? - Yes.

He knocked over my drops. You'll have to pay for them.

Of course. How much?

For my drops...

17.50 francs.

Okay.

As it gave me palpitations,

I took two Temestans instead of my usual one and a quarter.

And?

Let's count a whole box.

Twenty francs?

Okay, fine.

Too many Temestans give me a bloated tummy.

So I take CarboYeast.

Okay, CarboYeast...

Fifty francs should cover it.

It's too much. And I have no change.

Take it. For the upset.

- Now my dog... - It's not here.

I took it to the police station.

I get allergies.

The boss likes me, but my co-worker is a real suck-up.

A feast!

Guess what he did at lunch.

We're talking about new appliances, and I do a sketch on a napkin.

The boss loves it.

A real treat!

And the guy says, "Exactly how I pictured it."

Seriously, what a nerve.

I'll have to fight to get the project.

Enjoying it?

Delicious, as always.

Crunchy on the outside and crunchy on the inside.

You gotta watch out for bootlickers like him, believe me.

- What's that? - Seconds. Enjoy!

You don't even realize it's burned.

It's not burned, it's...

Just well cooked. You can taste the tomatoes.

Bell peppers! They're peppers.

But tomatoes, peppers, charcoal, who cares if work's going well!

Something up, pumpkin?

No, everything's fine.

I just love being humiliated by the neighbor.

How come?

The dog paid him a call.

She's calling me.

- Beat it! - False alarm.

- Why'd he do that? - He's bored here.

He can't stand being cooped up in an apartment all day.

- You didn't say. - I can't get a word in.

You're obsessed with your appliances.

I wish I had a brownnose co-worker,

but I gave up my job.

No, I'm wrong. Sorry.

I'm a dog-keeper.

There's no comparison.

Where's no comparison?

Your work...

Your piano lessons. You can't compare them to my job.

- Yours is... - What is it?

A hobby? A pastime?

No, pumpkin. It's just that mathematically...

You've heard of May 68? Sexual equality?

Of course.

The right to vote? The pill?

Good, so listen. You work, I work,

and, once and for all, I'm as good as any man.

Pipe down!

It's unbearable!

You bark worse than your dog.

Bill, can it! Back in your hole, depressive!

When I need a marriage counselor, I'll knock twice.

Don't divorce, will you?

Stop that! Why'd we divorce?

It's just a lovers' tiff.

You forced me to get a dog.

- If we hadn't, you'd go teach piano. - If we hadn't moved, I'd teach at home.

The move! It's all you talk about.

We have to do something.

Got it!

I know a way to let mom give piano lessons.

A bone!

What don't they get about walks?

Hello, ma'am.

It's quite restful, I guess.

And we're together. That's cool.

Like the wise men

Going up the stairs...

Your dog's cute. What's his name?

Bill. He's from a refuge. I've got him so mom can work.

Is he trained?

- Does he do tricks? - He pulls me and my skateboard.

Not my whiskers.

You're lucky. My folks hate pets.

Doesn't stop you taking lice home.

What's all this?

Bill, don't move. Don't move!

What's going on here?

I said, what's going on?

Nothing, sir.

I was just showing my friends

the stuffed animal I won.

It's a good likeness.

Down to the weight, even.

Everybody in line, two by two!

Put away those marbles. Get into line!

The blood's rushing to my head.

Can I have my toy, please?

Thank you, sir.

- Keep it in your bag. - Yes, sir.

Put me down, my leg's cramping up.

- Bravo, Bill! - That's better!

Good doggy!

Stop it!

You've gotta hide!

Yes! Got it!

Bill, stop!

Pass it to me!

School's great fun!

He's big. He must've repeated a year.

You realize what you did?

Letting him bring a dog in?

I didn't. I found a note on the fridge.

You don't watch your boy?

Of course, I do but...

Show my mistress some respect.

It's typical of mothers today.

Lax, permissive, negligent. Cool, they call it!

Who d'you think you are?

Be quiet.

Neglecting your son, you must have a job.

Yes. I mean, not right now.

It's awful.

Once, housewife was the noblest profession.

Every girl's wish and grandmother's pride.

- He makes my blood boil. - Stop!

Let me tell you, you and those like you

are the country's Achilles' heel. Pitiful.

You asked for it.

Charge!

- I wanted to free up your day. - Some free day!

You embarrassing me in front of that prig.

And your dog biting his behind!

Be happy. You don't like him.

I am not happy!

Are you crying, mom?

No, I'm peeling onions.

Trouble is, underwear elastic gets stuck in your teeth.

Bill! Stop that!

Wish me luck for my presentation?

Good luck, dad!

Thanks anyway, pumpkin.

Something's up. It's a bad sign when she stirs her coffee like that.

A walk?

Basket, Bill.

A walk will take your mind off it.

Go! Scram!

- We could pee on tires. - Leave me alone.

Okay, already.

It was for your sake. I don't want a walk.

How's tricks with you?

He's coming my way!

I'll make faces, it'll be fun.

Look! I'm doing the slug with my tongue.

His spittle on my window!

Hold on, here comes the snail.

That's so romantic!

Why this barrier between us? Why?

I hope we're not going too fast.

I'm off. I'll be back...

At quarter to, at the latest, okay?

See you later.

I know what people will think.

She's too young. He'll age seven times faster.

We don't care. Our love conquers all.

Bone. Yummy bones.

Are you asleep?

Yes!

Great!

Girls! So easy to please!

Here we go!

I'm flying!

- And again! - I'm on top of the world!

Awesome!

Ripping red!

Wonderful white!

Caroline, where are you?

Answer me.

Can we do the slide again, Billy?

Answer me. This isn't funny anymore.

You shut it up or I will!

Quiet! The neighbor's gonna kill you.

Get off me! Caroline's in there.

Cut it out!

He doesn't get it.

Caroline's vanished!

Disappeared!

All gone!

About time too. Look, she disappeared down here.

In the hole that smells good.

She fell in the trash chute?

DOGS WILL DO ANYTHING FOR FROLIC

Move your ass! You wanna sleep here or what?

What's your problem? I have a horn too! Look!

Do you like it?

Honey! Get in!

You left work early?

Get a move on! What's he doing? Catching flies?

- I had a wonderful day. - Good for you.

I solved the Bill problem.

Where are you?

Stop it!

Hey, she's my friend.

- Don't worry, I have a plan. - This is scary.

I took Caroline out. They get on great together.

That way, I could go give a lesson. It was marvelous.

Don't buy a Beemer if you don't use the accelerator!

Ow!

Whaddya mean, "ow"?

Why "ow"?

And you?

- Me? - How was your day?

Just like this. Surrounded by idiots.

Your project presentation didn't go well?

The brownnose's sucking-up paid off.

He gets to design the new range and supervise the whole team.

Shoot.

Yes, shoot. Shit, even.

Shit and shit again.

He got the increase, too.

The money's not an issue. I can teach now.

Fat lot of good...

Do us a favor! Catch the train next time!

- Blockhead! - What did I say?

What did I say? Honey!

Honey, come back.

I didn't mean it!

- It was an accident, dad. - You better pay.

My dumpster's ruined.

I was rescuing Caroline.

They'll blow us all up.

It's my fault for taking her out.

Are you insured?

I used matches after the light kept going out.

Put the kid down, lock the dog up.

If I hadn't, there'd be no fire.

Tell me, what was Caroline doing in the dumpster?

- That wasn't me. - Don't we have enough worries as it is?

- Don't yell at him! - I'm his father!

You're a moron!

Excuse me.

- You still have some ketchup on you. - Stop, that tickles.

Sultan the German Shepherd, third floor.

Hi, neighbor.

Bobby the Labrador, ninth floor.

Diabetes coming on. Go easy on the sugar, Bobby.

Best wishes.

Say hi to your sister from me.

Where'd my master get to?

Walking sitting down tonight?

Like the wise men in Galilee Following the star...

It's bad luck.

The tortoise was out, the dog dropped it in the chute.

It happens. Not often, for sure,

but now it has, statistically, it shouldn't happen again.

We can rest easy.

He'll do something else.

I can't leave him alone.

It's no life for a dog here.

No garden, only concrete, four walks a day. Would you be happy?

I'm not a dog.

Somebody call?

He doesn't seem unhappy.

Sure, but we're headed that way.

Maybe we should give him away?

What'll we say to Boule? It's his dog.

We'll tell him the truth.

He's old enough to understand, isn't he?

Sure.

What's going on? They keep saying "dog".

"Free to good home. Cute cocker spaniel. Magnificent red coat.

Loves kids and long walks, affectionate, intelligent."

Honey?

You're not writing a novel about Bill. It's an ad.

What are you two up to?

Go away, not now.

Free. A cute cocker...

Free cocker.

- But he's cute. - People will see that for themselves.

You're right.

Is it a surprise for me?

Go to your bed. Go on.

Free cocker. Magnificent red coat...

Free red cocker.

Everybody says his coat's magnificent.

They'll see that, too.

What's up? Tell me.

Please, go away.

- What's up? - Go on...

Scoot, go on.

Okay... Free.

Free cocker, you mean.

Free cocker.

Red coat.

Honey!

Bone!

- Are you asleep? - What's that?

Do you think dad's still mad at me?

I really messed up. I could've burned the building down.

What's he doing? He looks down.

Why doesn't he say anything?

We won't just give you away.

They'll have to be nice people, who'll look after you.

With a garden. A big one.

That's non-negotiable.

I promise you, you'll have trees,

grass,

earth to bury your bone...

You dreamed about a bone, too! So how come you're sad?

And they have to have kids.

Not little ones. Ones you can play with.

Like Boule.

If you're gonna be all alone in a garden, forget it.

You'll be happier with us.

We'll come see you most weekends.

You'll miss us at first.

But if you're happy, you'll forget us.

And we won't visit anymore. It'll only hurt.

We'll have one last walk tomorrow morning.

If you're down in the dumps sleep with me. I'll shuffle up.

You're not coming to bed?

Good doggy.

Where's my Bill?

He didn't sleep here last night?

I won't let you give Bill away.

Don't bother looking for us. We're gone for good.

Boule, your ex-son.

Honey. Boule's run away!

It's daddy!

It's silly us both sitting waiting. Go out, get some fresh air.

Go give a piano lesson if you want.

Yeah, great idea.

Then to the hairdresser's for a cut and blowdry.

Honey...

Where are you, Bill?

You've gone for good, never to return?

I thought it was you and me forever.

I can't live without you.

I miss you, you know.

Come back to me, Bill!

Love hurts too bad!

What's this? That's my master's scent.

Look! Check this out!

What's that?

What is it?

C'mon, what is it?

It's us!

That's me there.

Dad's drawn us.

Is my nose that big?

This means he misses us.

Good. We're staying put and we sit tight.

Look, that's you out for a walk.

That's me after a bad grade. Dad's the best!

Those ears! I look like an elephant.

If he doesn't come back, I want to die.

I'll shrivel up until I'm an empty shell

that they'll use as an ashtray.

Jellied rabbit. I can smell it. It's not far.

It's not a drawing.

"Dear Sir,

I hope that you will accept my resignation..."

Resignation?

"My transfer to head office

has proved too unsettling for my family.

I intend to give a new direction to my career,

in order to devote myself to my loved ones."

What's that mean? Dad's giving up his job?

I'll find you, bunny! I'm a hunting dog!

We're moving, not giving you away. Hear that? We've won!

Come on, we're going home.

Due to recent events, the management board has decided

to keep the garbage room locked.

Help!

Open up! Please! My dog's stuck in the dumpster!

Please! Help!

Who's that screaming?

It's the boy from the Dugommiers' old place. With the dog.

Are you deaf or what?

- The Dugommiers have moved? - You didn't know?

She found another man.

That Mrs. Dugommier! She ran off with him?

Yes. A gym teacher, apparently.

How long had they been together?

About 20 years.

No, he was her second husband. The first was a windsurfing instructor.

I heard she was a widow.

Yes, her windsurfer was mauled by a shark in Egypt.

Poor woman!

Total mush! They identified him by his flip-flops.

- He windsurfed in flip-flops? - He was a pro.

What about the kid? He sounded scared!

If he's stopped shouting, he must be okay.

That's even scarier.

My son! Where is he?

We just heard him yelling.

Where is he?

- What's going on? - Boule's in the building.

- I'm here! - Where?

Cut it out with the kid!

I'm locked in the garbage room.

Bill was taken away in the dumpster.

We're on our way!

Cut it out! Kid! Cut it out!

- The garbage room keys! - What?

We'll bring them right back.

We gotta get Bill!

Thanks.

- Why don't they pick up garbage? - Maybe they're done.

- The landfill. - The incinerator.

He's gonna burn!

He's turning right.

Faster!

Hold on tight.

The chump's accelerating.

Honey, there's a car coming.

We'll make it.

Faster, dad!

I'm pedal to the metal.

The roof!

Damn nag!

In your truck!

Our dog!

I'll get him!

What are you doing?

Come back!

NO TRESPASSING

Stop! My dog's in your truck.

Wait up!

What's the kid want?

- He says his dog's in there. - His dog dog?

- The kid jumped in? - Excuse me.

- Have you seen my son? - He jumped in.

Here goes!

He's looking for a stuffed dog?

No, his dog.

His dog dog?

Yes, his dog dog. A real dog. With fur.

- I can't find him! - He's not here.

Dad? What are you doing here?

- I'm looking for Bill. - Looking for you.

Got it! I found my bunny rabbit!

What are you two doing here?

What excitement!

I love you guys, too. What's gotten into you today?

- Don't give Bill away! - Never.

- He's the family dog now. - To think you didn't want him.

Who wanted to give him away?

Not my whiskers.

Who wrote out the ad?

- You won't divorce, will you? - Don't start that again.

No, dad. Just kidding.

Where is this? Smells good. Have we moved?

Marrowbone...

How many kids do you want?

Twelve tops. Any more and college is a no-no.

My bone!

A brainwave!

If I'm sitting next to a piano with a child playing, I must be...

- Working. - Good!

You're right. Finish up, I'll tell you later.

Go ahead.

AIN'T MY FAULT IF I SUCK AT MATH

BILL, MEET CAROLINE!

THEY'LL NEVER CATCH ME!

GO FOR YOUR GUN, COWBOY!

So what was your brainwave?

Don't look.

Close your eyes.

What do you think?

That's when we put Bill in the bath.

And this one?

I remember that. You were furious!

Just watching Boule and Bill made me...

- That's me! - It's the whole family's adventures.

It looks just like me. Am I that slim?

No.

Sure.

Do you think Spirou might publish them?

It's not impossible.

You're very talented, Mr. Roba.

What are you up to?

Say, cowboy, wasn't your mission

to pacify the garden with your sidekick Bill?

Yeah!

Look! A mammoth's bone!

Sorry, beautiful, it's time to dog up!

C'mon, go fetch!

Hi.

- You're new around here? - Yes, I just moved in.

- I'm Boule. - And I'm Pouf.

Caporal, this one is named after Charles de Gaulle,

the savior of France.

So beautiful and mauve.

A cat! Charge!

Help! It's devouring Caporal!

- Wanna help me catch him? - Sure.

Bill, come back!

Wait for me! I'll help!

From the top, guys! Rock this joint! Brutus, on drums.

On bass, Sultan the German Shepherd from the third floor.

Poupette, backing vocals and keyboards.

Bobby from the ninth...

Your sister's not here? Grab a guitar anyway.

Crank up the bass, Sultan.

Enough.

I'll cover tambourines, djembe, maracas and second guitar.

Sorry, I'm hyper. I love rock.

That's my friend from the Starliners,

a band of houndogs, aka the Black Coats.

Let's hit it!

Like the wise men in Galilee

Following the star in the east

I'll follow you everywhere you go

Like your faithful shadow To our destination...

Gimme a mic!

I love rock'n'roll!

For some reason, I feel like a real bad dog.

The Starliners are great. They're friends of mine.

They used to be the Black Coats.

Their singer, remember...

It's a dog's life.

Subtitle translation by: Simon John