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[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]

Valentine's Day is about spreading love,

not just to couples, to everyone.

It's like a virus, but with glitter and consent.

[DOCTOR] Help!

[NED] I'm going to get you, witch!

I really hate working on this floor!

Spread love, Mr. Ned!

Oh, calm down, Ned!

The only thing you ever caught is syphilis!

Yes, babe, I promise I got you

something really nice for Valentine's Day.

[COURIER] Oh, delivery.

Thank you.

Let me guess.

Boyfriend's pearls?

They're for my girlfriend.

I'm working a double shift, so I had them sent here.

Is that Mr. Ned?

He's always saying he likes my gorgeous blonde locks.

Meth makes everything seem natural!

[DONDON SIGHS] It's packed.

Overflow?

Again?

Hi, Mr. Ned!

[MOUTHING] Sorry.

Gorgeous.

Yeah.

I don't want those flowers shedding

on the nurses' station, George.

[NOA] Hey, guys! A little help, please?

- [NED SNARLING] - [DONDON] No, Mr. Walker! Bad!

[DONDON] Get down! No!

[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[TESS YAWNING]

Are you dating that guy with the lazy eye again?

I wasn't sure if he was looking at my face or my chest.

Ew, Mom! No!

That was in nursing school.

He was the only one who gave you flowers before.

So I thought...

Wait, who gave that?

Nobody.

You better tell me.

[NOA] No one!

Then why didn't you put it in your office?

Why are you hiding it here?

Here, put this somewhere before it ends in the dumpster.

Hm!

- Where? - In your butthole!

Figure it out!

- [NOA GROANING] - No, no, no!

Ros, can you call security?

Bigfoot has a higher chance of showing up.

You want me to page him too?

Oh, cute flowers.

[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

[TESS SCOFFS]

I'm gonna kill him.

[QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING]

- [GRIM CHUCKLING] - [TRICKLING]

Why did you give my daughter flowers and cake?

[GRIM SCOFFS]

I can stand being in this body.

But I cannot conduct such a vulgar function while you stare.

Oh, are you insecure?

Go away!

And stop messing with my daughter!

[WATER RUNNING]

[GRIM] I guess I can do that.

Will you come with me then?

Don't you have any other spirit you can annoy?

Death is a department, Tess, not a one-man show.

[TESS] Fine.

Then I open my mouth and I tell Noa and you're done.

Oh, you will do no such thing.

Watch me.

- [SNAPS] - [ENERGY BURSTING]

[TESS EXHALES SHARPLY]

What did you just do?

[SIGHS] Look, I may not be able to control free will...

But I can make things even harder for the dead.

What were you going to say again?

I'm gonna tell Noa that you're a...

You're nothing but a...

Yeah.

I thought so.

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

[ATZIN] (In Spanish) I’m here as your translator,

so patients like you can receive proper information.

The doctor diagnosed you with Takotsubo Cardiomyopathy.

(In Spanish) What’s that?

It’s a heart condition called Takotsubo.

Otherwise known as Heartbreak Syndrome.

That's a thing?

(In Spanish) Give me a second, I'll Google it first.

Listen.

This reminds me of the time when I had a heartbreak.

I missed an audition for Brillante Mendoza.

It's not even my fault that I was late.

My assistant got me the wrong shade of foundation.

I couldn't make myself appear looking like that!

I fired her.

My heart healed, and my pores tightened.

- Instantly. - [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

Go on.

I thought I could understand English,

but I have no clue what she’s saying.

Uh, she escaped from somewhere.

Let me get you a real nurse.

[QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING]

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

Where--

Hey, has anybody seen my Valentine's Day gifts?

Check lost and found. Or the trash.

But it's V-Day, who would just throw away presents like that?

Ros.

[PHONE BUZZING]

[GEORGE] Oh, I'm dead.

[PHONE BUZZING]

Like, I'm actually dead.

[PHONE BUZZING]

[QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING]

[COVER THUDS]

[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

[NOA SNIFFS DEEPLY]

[COVER THUDS]

[FLOWERS RUSTLING]

[VASE RATTLING]

Just flowers and cake, and you're already head over heels?

How pitiful.

What? It's Mango Supreme, your favorite.

It's a gift.

- Normal people do that. - Normal?

I mean, he is a bit younger than me.

Younger? Ha!

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

[DOOR KNOB CLICKS OPEN]

You wanted to see me?

Yeah! I wanted to thank you for those.

- My God, Noa, he's-- - Oh, so you think--

- Get away from there! - I did! I did give them to you!

I'm heading to the cafeteria for lunch,

- if you'd like to join me. - Don't!

My treat as a thank you.

Yeah, sure!

Okay.

[TESS SCOFFS]

- Let's go. - Let's go.

[FOOTSTEPS RETREATING]

Lol-lol-lol-lol.

[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

[WHEELS RATTLING]

Ros?

Uh, where are my flowers?

- How should I know? - They said you threw them out.

[WHEELS SCREECH]

Who said that?

Tell me.

Or I'm going to stuff you in that plastic bag,

like all the valentine trash I'm cleaning up.

Hey!

You two!

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

What nonsense are you two spreading?

Ros?

- What's going on? - Nothing, Doc.

Only one thing I really hate more than this dumb holiday...

...is liars and cheaters.

Dang, lady, who broke your heart?

She's serious, guys. You better speak up.

N-No, I swear, Ros. Nothing about you.

[ROS GROWLING]

Say it!

Flowers, Noa, lunch. Together.

[ROSS GROWLING]

We swear!

We only heard it in the break room.

- From someone else. - Who?!

[GRIM EXHALES]

I'm so glad we went back for the cake.

[GRIM GROANING]

[QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING]

[GRIM GROANING]

This is delicious.

[GRIM CHUCKLING]

[NOA CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]

Um...

I know I said it was my treat, but 50 dollars?

That's a lot for lunch.

[NOA CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]

Is it?

[GRIM GROANING]

You look like you haven't eaten in days!

Millenia, actually.

[NOA CHUCKLES]

That's so funny.

[GRIM GROANING]

So, I hate secrets, and not knowing stuff.

- So... - Yeah?

Tell me about yourself, Grim.

Like, why did your parents name you that?

Sounds kind of deathly.

[QUIRKY MUSIC CONTINUES]

Yeah.

I have many names.

[GRIM CHUCKLING]

[DONDON] So, basically, the heart gets like

super sad or whatever, and the left ventricle weakens.

See? I'm smart.

- What broke your heart? - Oh, no, I'm not--

I dated a guy without a profile pic.

Not you.

I regret involving her too, sorry.

[CAMILLE] So, you can tell us anything.

It's not like you're in a gossip show or anything like that.

You know, I stopped doing that years ago--

Mostly.

- You can tell us. - Uh...

My boyfriend...

of 15 years...

Um...

I met him yesterday.

- She says that-- - No, no, I know that word.

"Novio" means party. Or is that the conjugation?

It actually means boyfriend, but yeah, close, whatever.

[CAMILLE] You know, when I headlined

that Saturday teen sketch show, Bulilit...

I had no heartbreak. I didn't experience that

because boyfriends are for those who don't have fan clubs.

My chest...

Guys, guys, guys.

Are those numbers supposed to spike like that?

[EKG BEEPING RAPIDLY]

Ah, so we're all pretending

- I'm invisible now? - Did you enjoy lunch?

Don't blame me if you're lonely. You work too much!

- Yeah, when's the next one? - Don't act nice, Grim!

Grim. Your parents really committed to that.

Yeah, but let's not talk about me.

Are you dating anyone? Are you curious?

How would you like it if I never move on, huh?!

There was one guy.

But Ros says that he shops in the same aisle.

Hm.

[ROS GASPS]

They're right!

Grim gave your flowers and cake to Noa.

[COVER THUDS]

And now I'm hungry.

[PHONE BUZZING]

- [PHONE BUZZING] - [GEORGE SIGHS]

Dude, I'm going to punch someone, I swear to God!

[QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING]

Are you picking on me because you grew up without a father,

or because I didn't allow you to date until you're 21?

- I'm not! - Stranger danger!

Don't punch him yet.

I need my camera.

[PHONE BUZZING]

[GRIM] So, did you enjoy our time together?

No, the guy should pay for lunch!

[PHONE BUZZES]

- Yeah, sure. - Yeah.

Grim!

I taught him that.

Who told you that you could give

my Red Ribbon cake and flowers to Noa?

Huh? What-- What flowers?

I told you, it's not from him! He's a--

- [ROS] Punch him already! - Yeah, do it.

Wait, you bought those flowers for me?

[ROS] No, it's for his boyfriend!

George!

Babe!

He's... a she?

(In Tagalog) Didn't see that coming either.

[INTERCOM CHIMING]

[DONDON ON SPEAKER] Um... Is this on?

Camille, is this the right button?

Paging Nurse Noa! Code, um...

Yeah, I'm not totally sure what to say, but like...

Come to Room 5-0... Wait, Camille,

is it 5-0...

Yeah, it's 5-0-0. Okay, thanks, bye!

[RECEIVER CLICKS]

That's it.

I'm really starting to hate Valentine's Day.

[STIRRING MUSIC PLAYING]

- [MACHINE BEEPING RAPIDLY] - [NOA SIGHS SHARPLY]

- What is it? - Is that normal?

Of course it's not.

Why hasn't anyone paged the attending?

She has a heartbreak.

[SIGHS] Heartbreak?

You want to hear about heartbreak, Camille?

I just spent the entire day

thinking someone actually sent me flowers.

I mean, who does that?

Me!

I live here.

I chart here.

I nap by the vending machine.

My crush, who I thought was gay, actually has a girlfriend.

And the guy who supposedly sent me flowers?

Total fraud! Of course.

(In Tagalog) See? I told you so!

(In English) That's it!

I hate Valentine's Day.

Cupid can choke.

Well, if he's a real angel, I'm sorry.

[SNICKERS, LAUGHS]

[GASPS]

Oh my god!

I am so sorry. I thought you were unconscious.

You're right.

(In Spanish) It sucks.

[LAUGHING]

(In English) Hi, I'm Noa.

(In Spanish) Hello, I'm Amore.

(In English) Nice to meet you.

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

Hey, look! Her levels are improving.

[MACHINE BEEPING STEADILY]

- [CHUCKLES] - Wonderful!

[CAMILLE SCOFFS]

Imagine how many lives would be saved

if HIPAA allows me to post about this.

[CHUCKLES]

Look, we're not out of the woods yet,

but that laugh bought us some time.

(In Spanish) You're very funny.

[CHUCKLES, SNORTS]

(In English) It's okay.

[BEEPING CONTINUES]

[INHALES, EXHALES HEAVILY]

- Hey. - What happened? I kept calling.

I know, sorry. Work just got really crazy.

I-I got you some stuff.

Thank you.

[GEORGE SIGHS IN RELIEF]

[COMICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

Psst!

Um...

Give me just one minute. I'll meet you at the benches.

Okay.

[COMICAL MUSIC CONTINUES]

- What? - Here.

Is this an apology?

My Valentine's gift.

And I realized...

I was the gossip and the liar.

That wasn't just a running gag?

Um, yeah, sure.

Let's go with that.

It's okay.

I know you'd love me no matter what.

[ROS CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

Happy Valentine's, dude.

[SOFT MUSIC CONTINUES]

[WHISTLES]

[GEORGE CHUCKLES]

[GRIM] You wanted to see me?

- Please, have a seat. - [TESS SCOFFS]

(In Tagalog) You're in trouble.

(In English) You can stop pretending

you don't see her now.

[GRIM CHUCKLES]

[EXHALES]

I think I'll sit over here.

[GRUNTS]

[UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING]

What gave it away?

How much time do we have?

I don't know. Not long.

Right, Tess?

(In Tagalog) I will be here as long my daughter needs me.

(In English) Yeah, but you feel it, don't you?

Your tether to this world is loosening.

You think ghosts can just wander around in purgatory

for the rest of time?

Hmm?

- He's lying. - No, I'm not.

[HUFFS]

You have your chain of command. I have mine.

Bureaucracy exists everywhere, living or dead.

Someone's always going to get chewed up, right?

The mystery is...

who gets bit first.

(In Tagalog) Wow, you're good.

You're like The Riddler. So mysterious.

Where's Batman?

(In English) So, am I being fired?

I was really starting to enjoy the food here.

No.

Look, I've seen you help people.

You don't have to take them, you can save them.

Well, since I'm not being fired,

I have to get back to work.

I didn't say you can go.

Well, I'm on the clock, so...

We both know how this works.

Every rule shattered demands its due.

That's how it works. That's the truth.

Then I'll pay it.

Now you can go.

[GRIM MUSIC PLAYING]

I have the sudden urge to do

a 30 French Foley, front full insertion.

[GRIM MUSIC CONTINUES]

What was that about?

Nothing.

Happy Valentine's Day, babe.

Happy Valentine's, babe.

George!

Yes, babe?

Who's Noa?

[COMICAL MUSIC PLAYING]