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Hey, stepson. We're gonna go over to Penny's house.

You ready?

Yeah, all right. Come on. I know you like pie.

Here's my favorite little stepson.

Okay, so Jessica and Anthony are coming over today.

We're just gonna make room, all right?

Yeah, we are.

It's so nice today.

It's really good to see you.

Me too.

I can't believe it's already been a year.

Well.

I really hope that that bitch Rose doesn't win again.

Oh, the, uh, yeah.

It's unfortunate.

I don't think she's going to this year. I'm very happy with how this has turned

out. I mean, it looks a little burnt, but I'm sure it's delicious.

Maybe a little.

Oh, look, your crust is already breaking.

It's because it's nice and crumbly.

Yeah, no, it looks good. Sometimes, like, even when a pie doesn't, like,

look good, it tastes good still. So that's, that's nice. So how's your son

been?

Uh, Tyler has been... Is he a

pervert, too? I just, I wish he would get a hobby, you know?

You know that at this age, their hobby is, uh... That is his hobby. They're

filthy. That's what he does. They're so filthy.

That's what he does all day.

Is he using conditioner or lotion?

You know, thus far, he's been a fan of the lotion and the tube sock. Seems

to be his preferred method.

You know, I keep leaving tissue around, hoping he'll switch.

I mean, his laundry is a biohazard.

I seriously thought that this was a joke.

I never realized how bad it would be to have a son.

This is Anthony.

Yeah, he's been using my conditioner, though.

Oh, no.

Yes, and you don't know how many times I've been in there, like, shampooing my

hair, and then I go to, like, get my conditioner, and he's used the whole

bottle. I, like, do you know how much my water bill has been?

I spent over $500 last month. He's a shower.

Yes. And he thinks he's being private by being in the shower for hours. What are

you doing in the shower for 45 minutes? What are you doing? What are you doing?

I mean, I'm not too terribly surprised that he, like, you know, that his libido

would be anything, like, somewhat similar to mine.

How many times a day would you say that Anthony pleasures himself?

Like, ballpark.

Ballpark? I think that...

it's not even being generous it like this is at least 10 times a day if he

has the chance i'm like i'm thinking of putting him into more sports he has to

be like some sort of a healthier outlet for all this energy i mean i i don't

know i've tried suggesting you know stamp collecting you know um you know

he's gonna find a way to use the stamp to jerk off at two

Oh, I don't want to think about that. Oh, instead of licking the back of you.

Don't let him have idle hands.

And I think that, like, maybe, like, they're group activities, but even,

like, he's such a little pervert that I'm pretty sure the group activities

will turn into something, too.

No, I wasn't ready. It'll be over, right? At some point, you know, they'll

move out, and we'll have our houses back again. I don't have to, like, make noise

when I walk into a room.

I mean, I've dated a bunch, and I'm married. I think all men are just

perverts. I mean, I can't really argue.

I'm like, that can't be true, but I also can't think of an example.

I caught Anthony sniffing my panties.

I caught Tyler sniffing my panties.

What? I don't know where they get it. I thought, I was like, okay.

I mean, is it just curiosity?

I don't know. I mean, he hasn't really had a girlfriend yet, you know?

I wish he would date. I mean, like, I would throw condoms at him.

I feel like he's...

scared of girls. I do too. Like he has to be comfortable in a situation and

this is a new situation.

You know, he hasn't really done it yet. So I wonder how we could possibly help

like, you know, change their hobby.

I mean, there has to be something. I mean, I don't know. I'll keep trying.

I'm sure something will present itself, right? Just have to stay open.

Yeah. And think about it.

I really hope something changes because I'm really tired of buying conditioner.

I've hidden it from him and he's found it. He finds it? He finds my

conditioner. I feel like I'm going to have to start putting it under lock and

key. Right. Well, you know what? Why don't we put these, do you want to put

these by the sill? I feel like they'll cool better.

Okay.

Oh, so beautiful and even on the top.

So well, perfectly done.

Wow. Good luck.

Yeah. May the best pie win.

All right.

Handsome boys. You look very relaxed.

I guess.

Hey, look at me for just a minute. What?

We're going to be going over to the... The pie's in the kitchen.

Hey, please pay attention.

Not snacks, okay?

Yeah, I'm fine. Please.

Bridge, don't touch the pies.

Bridge is all yours.

Anything in the kitchen, but the pies.

Okay?

All right? Yeah, fine.

Okay.

Say yes. Yeah. Don't touch the pies. Yeah, I won't touch the pies.

So what's up, bro? How you been?

Doing pretty good. How about yourself?

Oh, not too bad.

Almost got out that one check.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

There's that she let me like brush up against her arms and stuff like that

dude. No way. Did you actually like it's like I mean like I was like feeling a

little bit but You know about in about a month. I'll be there Yeah

Your mom's like really fucking hot Come on. Don't even

say that my mom. No, dude. Like you'd be honest like you've looked at your mom or

she's a babe I mean, yeah, she's pretty, but I don't think she has anything on

your mom.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Nah, do you mind? Come on, we could both admit they're pretty hot.

Yeah. We'll just settle this right now. Yeah, yeah, fine, fine, yeah.

I can agree with that. It's a little weird, but yeah.

Yeah, man, I've been beating my dick off like 10 times a day.

10 times a day?

Yeah.

It's like...

Pussy shit, I do mine like 15 times a day. Really? Shit.

And to your mom.

Oh, come on, dude.

I've been fucking shooting blanks recently.

But I did sniff my mom's panties the other day.

Oh, yeah? Well, so did I. And jacked off to it.

Fat loads, am I right?

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Well... Wait, oh?

I thought that was, like, uncommon, but I've just been, like, craving some

fucking pussy right now.

I feel, dude.

I don't have any sisters or anything.

Yeah, me neither. It's rough out here. Yeah.

You smell that?

Yeah. Does it smell like pussy?

Maybe?

I don't know.

Let me check it out.

Where is it?

Oh, shit.

That's it.

Kind of smells like pussy, doesn't it?

Yeah. I've heard that it kind of feels like pussy, too.

Really? Hey, bro, what are you doing? You're sticking your finger in my mom's

pie.

What? I mean, it's the closest I could get to your mom. Oh, dude.

I mean... It probably tastes like it, too.

I call this corner.

I got this one.

Oh fuck, dude.

Oh yeah, this is the real fucking deal, right?

Tyler Chudadai approves!

He told me to do it. Why?

It was his idea. This is the last-

I put so much work into this and I told you not to touch it. I know, but it was

just so tempting.

You decided to forticate with the pie that I told you not to touch.

Couldn't you use a conditioner?

I heard this felt like the real thing. I was just too tempted to try. The real

thing? How could you do this to me? How could I not raise you right? I gave you

everything and in response you defiled my pie.

Do you understand?

Knees up. Come on. High step.

I don't even know where to begin.

Jessica, do you see what I'm talking about?

Do you see the behavior?

His father's never around. His father's not showing him how to be a man. Not

that it would help at all. I don't know what to do.

I'm at my wit's end.

I have no idea. Unfortunately, I think that they take after their fathers.

You know what?

I think it's time that we step in.

I think it's time that we take this situation in hand.

We both agreed that maybe drastic measures would be necessary.

Especially since they're messing with our pies.

We did.

That pie was important to me. It was important to Miss Jessica.

I apologize, Mother.

I'm sorry, Mom.

I'm sorry, Mom.

I just don't feel any better.

What would make me feel better would be having this resolved.

And I think that I have an idea.

I think they need a release.

Exact same page.

We had a conversation and

we think we found a resolution.

We think that you boys need a little education.

If you are not going to have an outlet by finding yourselves a girlfriend,

because they scare you, I think it's time to

take some drastic measures and make you more comfortable with women.

So, when a man falls in love with a woman,

and not a pie, his penis...

Mom, please.

You need to listen.

Do not cover your ears. This is why you fornicated with the pot. It's okay.

Penis.

You boys have a penis.

And women have vaginas.

Actually, properly called the vulva. It's the whole thing. The vagina's just

the whole thing.

Exactly. You mean pussies?

No.

We keep soap and hot sauce in this house, Anthony.

I'll have you know.

So, vaginas, or vulvas.

Vulvas would be the whole thing. The vagina's just the whole thing.

Right.

Is a woman's flower.

And the man. Certainly not a pie.

Certainly not a pie.

Certainly not my probably award-winning pie.

And Jessica's pie.

And when the penis becomes engorged,

it's in a prime state to

penetrate a woman's

orifices.

That sounds disgusting.

One orifice. We're not going that far. And yet you did not think that my

strawberry rhubarb was disgusting.

It's all over the floor.

I was going mad.

Well,

it enters.

But before you enter, you have to coax the flower, because the flower isn't

just something to be rash and pounded. No.

Oh, what?

Oh,

God.

A woman's flower needs to be coaxed. Why are you calling it a flower?

Do you want me to call it a vulva?

Ah, God, mom.

Pussy. We will not call it a pussy. It's a pussy.

No, a pussy is a cat.

I can't talk about this with my own mom. It's just not right. It's disgusting.

Why don't we switch? Let's switch. Yeah.

Perfect. Let's switch.

Okay.

Now, about a woman's vulva, Anthony.

Anthony, sit up straight when I'm speaking to you.

Okay, so there are different ways that a woman can be excited.

It can be a little bit intricate, but if... Let's start with anatomy.

Okay, so there are... Look, I'm...

I think I'm a little more hands-on with this type of stuff.

Cute.

Well, um, hands-on, like, you, like, need to

do something before you learn how to do it. Yeah.

So, with a penis, um, there are different

parts, which...

I don't actually know if you're familiar with, I know that Jessica can be a

little squeamish about these things, but there's a shaft and a glands.

There's a urethral opening.

And of course, testicles, right?

And the point of testicles is here.

Cheers.

semen, seminal fluid, ejaculate, and sperm,

which can be rudely termed jizz or

other things that I'm sure you will pick up over time.

And when it is emitted, it's

pleasurable.

You know that, right?

It's pleasurable. And speaking as a woman, it can be pleasurable

for me as well.

Especially when the ejaculate is warm.

Well,

I know it can be a little icky.

And you know, it's a beautiful act.

Look, I don't want to hear all that.

I just want to fuck pussy.

I don't wish, Anthony.

Oh, I'm this close to cleaning out that little mouth of yours.

Anyway, I'm sure that you do.

And be that as it may, I think that that attitude has gotten you to a very

interesting place.

Have you, as you put it, fucked a lot of pussy?

I'm not hearing a no.

What about titties?

Breasts?

Sure, whatever.

Well, what about them? Did you have any specific questions?

Well...

Could I motorboat them?

Well, okay.

You know what, young man? You are going to learn about pleasure and seduction

and everything else like that. Do you understand?

Yes? Yeah.

Yes, ma'am? Yes, Ms. Barber. Yes, Ms. Barber. I like that, too.

Tyler.

I know you're about the same age as Anthony, and I hear you're having the

same issues.

Like, yeah, I guess.

You do know that your mom is very well aware of... using her hand cream for,

um, pleasuring herself.

Yeah, but you guys don't get it. Like, we need to do that.

Yes.

It would be respectful for you to not use her hand lotion, but, um... So I

can't use her lotion, her panties, or anything?

Yeah, about the panties.

Um, that's a little peculiar because she's your mom.

Now, is that because you're comfortable with her more than other girls your age?

I don't know. I just thought it was hot.

Okay. Okay, yes.

Your mom is a very beautiful woman.

Maybe not the most age-appropriate, but I can understand the attraction.

Age is just a number.

Yes.

Yes, it is.

And I can certainly understand not being attracted to

less mature women.

Here we go.

Okay.

Give me your right hand.

Damn, bro. I told you your mom had great tits.

What are you doing?

Well, I'm teaching him. You know, he needs to learn. And I teach as well as I

have baked pies.

Oh, yeah.

I suppose class is in session, then.

Oh, Mom, I don't... Dude, no way. What are you doing?

I don't want to see that. Class is in session. Can we go do this somewhere

else? Ask and answer.

Ask and answer.

Come on, come on. Focus, focus.

You need to focus.

Okay.

That's not bad.

Can you undo my bra, maybe?

It's like, you find the back of it and you're just kind of one-handed, or you

can do two hands if you must, but there's like a pinching flick.

This is crazy.

But you want to get there.

All right.

Can you tell me where's my area? Oh, yeah, that's it, roughly.

Maybe more to the right.

Oh.

Oh.

No, Anthony.

Ah, God. Well, why don't I show you what a correction is?

Really?

What? She pulled it out, not me.

Okay, here. Over here. You know what?

What she's doing is called... This is right.

It is called... A food junk?

Yeah, or fellatio.

Quiet down over there, Mom. I can hear you. It's gross.

Dude, you have the best mom ever.

I can hear you over there too.

I'm not sure if we should be doing this.

Yeah,

I mean this is a lot better

than doing that with pie.

Oh my god, I'm gonna come soon.

It looks like I'm doing a very good job teaching him.

Are you even trying, Anthony? Yeah, yeah.

I'm getting there.

Sorry, I've already like...

Whacked it 15 times a day.

That's impressive.

Even with his mother around.

It is very impressive.

You must really like beautiful breasts.

Yeah.

I never thought I'd be doing this in front of my own mom.

I never thought I'd be doing this in front of my own mom.

Just focus over here, okay?

You're going to learn so much today. I'm going to take such good care of you.

Tyler?

What? Are you staring at my derriere?

Um, no.

He does like your panties.

Well, thank you.

I'm going to learn.

Don't get to know a woman's body.

Oh my God, Mom, what are you doing getting naked?

I thought you were sucking his dick, too?

I'll just make it, please.

You know what?

You know what? You can play that game. If you're getting naked, it's all mine.

Mom, really?

You're in front of me? Do you want to sniff her panties?

Next year, am I going to find these under your bed again?

I don't know.

Not as long as Miss Ryan's here.

I bet you're really pretty under there.

Can I see your puppies?

You're so good at it. Oh, my God.

You know.

I had an idea.

Yeah.

I mean, that's enough, right? You know what that feels like. Yeah.

You know what your mouth feels like?

Uh, Ma?

Yes, dear?

Can you, like, not do that?

What is she teaching?

It's a part of your movement.

No.

Well, I want to layer to it.

Mom can you keep it down over there? I can hear you

Come on.

Oh, that's good.

I like this so much.

Manipulationism.

It means you did a very good job.

You must have a very good teacher.

That's perfect, Anthony.

You're really getting attention.

So am I, Mom.

I didn't know better, Anthony.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Did you look at your mom?

No.

Yeah.

Weird.

Try not to throw a slap, smack it in the face.

Oh fuck.

You think we could change our positions?

I suspected there was something about the way you looked at me that put you at

ease. Oh, girl.

Obviously.

You're beautiful.

Oh, sorry. I remember I'm kicking.

Oh.

That's right, it's a good teacher. Oh, mommy's impressed.

Look at you getting all the way in there.

Oh,

it's such a beautiful teacher.

Sweetheart, you're not the only one that likes pussy.

I think you guys would be in on this.

I don't just hang out with her because she makes great pie.

Have you guys done this before? No.

It sure looks like it.

I've done it before.

You are.

Look at those folds.

They're all the way up to her vulva.

That's really very impressive.

I don't know if we're doing grades, but I think you get an A.

I just used a pie to practice.

Dude,

that's your mom.

Yeah, but... She's really hard for her.

That's a little weird you guys like you guys don't even seem to care

Your dick is hanging right over your mother's head

That's different though What

what's going on up there, oh

my gosh

Oh, that is a good point.

I think you know how to fuck me. Yeah.

Yeah?

Oh, my God. I almost like it better.

Maybe this is kind of a secret.

Maybe we don't talk about this. I won't say anything. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

I can't.

Your dad will be so upset.

He doesn't need to know. It's just, it's just.

educational. Oh, it's okay.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck. You're taking a sec.

Oh, my God. You're so long.

Oh, my God.

Is that a good thing?

That's a very good thing.

Do you feel that right there? That is Mommy's G-spot. Oh, my God.

Am I having it? You're touching it.

Oh, my God.

Just ignore him.

Oh, God.

No.

Oh, fuck yes.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck yes.

That's good.

That's good. This feels almost natural, though. Mommy likes it. Oh, my God.

Mommy likes it. Oh, my God.

Yeah, Mommy likes it. Oh, honey, Mommy likes your... Oh, my God. Fuck. Mommy

likes your... Oh, my God.

What if I bring all these?

Are you being clever?

Are you trying to get clever with mommy? Are you being smart now?

No, I'm sorry mom.

I think that if you end up with all these you're going to have to give me a

very, very special apology.

You're like singing out of there, coming out of there.

You don't think I'm giving you a complex do you know I think it's everything's

fine between us

Just

a little spice oh my god

well they're switching oh yeah we could switch too yeah yeah we can switch too

Oh, Jessica, you are my best friend of me.

Oh,

that's why we always have a pie cook-off.

Yeah, you enjoying that cock?

Does that feel good?

Yeah, you like your son's cock?

Oh, God. I do.

Oh. I do like it. Fuck, you're going to make me come like that.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Everything is so very hard.

You're so nice.

I'm so proud.

Is it your favorite, mom?

Yes. Yes, it is my favorite.

Oh my god.

Would you be my favorite, too?

Oh god, you're just saying that. No, I'm just kidding.

Oh my god.

Let's just see how much you can make. I bet you make a lot.

I bet you do.

Maybe more so than certain blondes who shall remain nameless.

You like it really hard on your cock, don't you?

You gonna show mommy how much you like it?

Yeah?

You know, Jessica?

Yes? I feel like Tyler's a little bit gifted.

And maybe he could make, like, a lot of cum.

You know what I mean? I suppose that we won't know until...

It actually happens. Then we can find out.

You want to show Mommy what a little winner you are?

You want to show me what a little winner you are?

You want to show me how much you can do and show me how much you really, really

love me?

Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.

I think that I can get my own. Thank you very much.

That's the biggest, prettiest cock Mommy's ever seen, huh?

You too.

You too, those nice big, tight balls.

Look.

It's so pretty.

Your cock is so pretty, sweetheart.

Mommy likes this so much.

It's big and it's beautiful.

It's very special.

Oh my gosh. Oh, okay.

Oh right, Tyler.

Oh, did you not get enough?

Did you need some more?

Yeah?

Dirty girl.

You're so competitive.

I think you won this one, though.

You're covered.

I know. No, I have two full necklaces.

Thank you.