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Hey, sweetie.

Can you go through this box of things from your grandma's attic and see if

there's anything that you want to keep?

Uh, yeah, we'll do.

Thanks.

Jesus Christ, Grandma.

What the fuck?

That's pretty cool.

Hey there.

Whoa! Who the fuck are you? How'd you get in here?

I'm a genie.

I'm here to grant you three wishes.

Okay, very funny. Who are you?

Do I have to spell it out for you?

Lamp, genie, wishes, to live under a rock or something?

I mean, I know what genies are, but they aren't real.

Is this real enough for you?

Jesus Christ.

Alright, what are your wishes? What do you want?

I can wish for anything.

They always ask this. Yes, anything.

You don't have, like, genie rules or something?

Bruh, this isn't Aladdin.

You want eight dicks, a bajillion dollars, true love, whatever you want.

Okay, let me think.

Can you hurry this the fuck up?

What's the rush? Weren't you trapped in this lamp?

That thing has an eight-story palace in there, and I'm hosting tonight's orgy.

You think I just woke up dressed like this?

So what's the first wish?

Um, I wish for my stepmom.

Your stepmom?

Could you be a little bit more specific?

I wish to fuck my stepmom.

Of course you do.

So what, on our knees, begging for your cock?

Yeah.

Alright.

Okay.

Look at that yummy penis

I'm such a good boy for step-mommy.

Wow.

Okay, Romeo.

What's next?

I wish for my stepsister.

Course you do.

Yeah, yeah

What's your last wish then?

Wait, isn't there supposed to be some kind of cash to all these wishes?

You couldn't have wished for a billion dollars?