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This is one of my favorite scenes.

It's a tender love scene with my friend Kevin James.

I liked the scene so much because it was quite natural and didn't require any

imagination on my part.

All I had to do was let go and everything else came quite naturally.

uh

Ronnie Jeremy.

Do a hot and sexy number in the next segment.

It's from the outtakes of the motion picture Hot and Sexy.

Hot and Sexy.

Ronnie Hyatt, a.k.a. Ron Jeremy, is a great performer.

And on the set, he's very funny.

Ronnie is probably the best educated person in the porn field.

He holds a master's degree in education and used to be a high school teacher.

This credential.

in addition to his 12-inch penis, makes him a very valuable performer.

Melanie is a dancer in addition to being a great actress.

She's also a competitive person and never wanted Ronnie to upstage her. He

didn't. They're both great.

I'd love to suck his cock. I bet it's hard and juicy.

I'll suck his cock while he sucks my clit. My panties are getting wet just

thinking about it.

I never had a velvet before.

I hope he's as good as the pilot that blew in the plane.

That was funny.

Nobody saw us.

He came all over my face.

Good thing I had some Kleenex with me.

I hope this guy's full of... Thanks a lot, toots.

Oh, deeper.

It feels so good. Your tongue on my thick.

Yeah, rub your tongue right around it. Oh, deeper.

Oh, no.

Oh, I want to suck your cock.

Suck my cock.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Faster.

I'm going to take my clothes off.

I want to suck your cock.

I want to suck your cock.

You ready?

Yes, I'm ready.

Make it harder.

Make it harder.

The following is everyone's fantasy.

A beautiful boat line and an orgy. How much more could you want?

This segment stars Becky Savage, Mike Ranger, Steve, and Marguerite. It's from

the outtakes of the motion picture Love Flight.

I love this segment.

It's very happy and carefree. A beautiful day, the marina, and a picnic.

Who could ask for anything more?

This is a girl's fantasy.

I especially love Steve the squirter.

The reason I say squirter is that, well, you'll see what I mean in a little

while.

Let's kick back and enjoy the scenery and sensuality of the people.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Get around the head.

Mm-hmm.

Come on, pump it.

Come on.

my turn now now oh yeah

Here's the lovely and very sexy Deidre Hopkins and the handsome Eric Edwards.

Deidre's getting a mouthful, and it's from the outtakes of the motion picture.

Mouthful, mouthful.

Blanchard.

Deidre is an up-and-coming porno star.

She's very hot on film.

I think the main reason why she comes across so hot is that she really enjoys

sex and her work.

She found a career where she can relate to her strong sexual urges and create

some contact with her audience Eric on the other hand is one of our best porno

stars a Terrific actor and has been nominated for so many awards for his

acting and physical performance He certainly performs in this segment

Yeah, come on. Come on.

All of it.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Some people can be very strange.

Especially Randy West.

He does a really strange thing with Becky Savage.

It's a far-out comedy scene from the outtakes of, ooh, the motion picture

Sweet Cheeks.

Land shark.

Randy,

who's a very strong, virile, and straight actor, let it all hang out for

comedy. He had a lot of fun, and so did Becky.

Notice the bathtub in this scene? It's also used for the opening credits of The

Fall Guy.

Anyway, Becky and Randy really ham it up for you, our loving audience.

Hope you enjoy.

What do you want?

What do you mean, what do I want?

Yeah.

Take it now.

You know what to do.

Good for the balls.

Like that.

Here, darling.

Do your fingernails.

Oh,

I love the color.

You're such a sweet little faggot.

Let's go.

Dry you off a little bit here.

You like that?

You like

the back end, huh?

Let's work now.

I love it.

Here.

Go do your dusting. I love the frills.

Adore them.

Don't you look sweet?

My work is never done. I must do my housework every day.

I just can't help it. I just can't stand it. You're such a good boy.

Thank you.

I like your ass.

Men are so messy.

Ready for the leather, darling?

Okay.

Pitch.

See how you feel, how you like it.

Tie you nice and tight.

Fuck you now.

Easy.

I'm gonna come.

I'm gonna come. I can't stand it.

I'm gonna come.

Come on.

Suck it.

Everybody loves a happy couple.

I'm happy. Are you happy? I'm happy. We're happy.

Here's several happy couples having fun. Their names are Scott Irish, Belinda

Bright, Dino Alexander, and the beautiful Bunny Blue again.

This is from the... This is a new mouth I just got. It's working in. This is

from the outtakes of the motion picture Potpourri.

Potpourri. Now, here's a hard-working foursome. They're full of energy and

youth.

Bunny blues everyone's favorite, especially you dirty old men out there

in viewing land.

Bunny has been very active in films lately, and we welcome her to the rank

of a porno queen, which she is fast approaching.

Yeah, ride it, ride it, yeah, ride it.

I bet you mine's tighter than yours.

Oh, boy.

Yeah,

rubbing.

Yeah.

oh oh

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah.

Okay.

My turn.

My turn. Come on.

Yeah. Yeah.

I'll come more than you, buddy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Watch this.

Yeah.

Look at that. Oh.

Yeah. Twice as much as you, buddy.

yeah oh yeah

Yeah, India skin, come on.

Yeah.

Ooh, Michelle and Don, two of our lovelier

lesbians, having a lovely lunch.

Le menu, each other.

This is from the outtakes of the motion picture.

Love flight.

Here's a French import.

Michelle and Don give us a little variety in lesbian lovemaking.

They're big on dildos.

This has always been confusing to me because dildos are a phallic symbol.

And I didn't think lesbians wanted to relate to the male penis in a reality

sense. Perhaps in an abstract sense, but not really on a reality level.

Oh well, enough of that bullshit.

Let's watch.

And once again, we have the beautiful Bonnie Blue.

Eric Edwards and the Countess Helga have a great ménage à trois together. This

segment is from the outtakes of the motion picture by the same name, Ménage

à Trois.

I love to watch Helga in action.

She's very sincere and puts her whole being into each scene.

She was excellent in Blue Ice, where she played the German SS woman. She's very

cultured and speaks five languages.

That's because she was born and raised in Switzerland.

In this segment, she works with our little girl, Bunny, and the very

handsome Eric Edwards.

Hi.

Mother, my brother.

oh oh

uh oh

The lovely and sexy Kara Lott. She took that name because she cares for people.

Kara... and the manly Starbuck get it on in the next segment, and it's from the

outtakes of the motion picture.

No, honeys. Landsharp.

Kara is one of the prettiest girls in the porn field.

She has a great body and a great mouth.

She works well with Ken Starbuck.

Ken's been around for a while, and in addition to being a porno star, is also

a ballet dancer.

He moves with grace.

Ken and Kara work well together, and Ken likes to fall in love with each girl he

works with.

The love vanishes after his cum shot.

Like a lot of guys I know.

Oh.

Most people enjoy tender lesbian scene this one stars bunny

blue That's French for blue and Kim Barrington It's out of the outtakes of

motion picture The Isle of Lesbo.

You're vulgar.

This is another of Adele Robbins' classic lesbian scenes.

Adele seems to have a great knack at filming lesbian scenes.

I think her best was from Sweet Cheeks with Becky Savage and Rhonda Jo Petty.

But this scene with Bunny and Kim runs a close second.

Let's watch.

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All right.

This next segment is from another planet. It stars the one and only Bill

Margold, Jennifer West, Reggie Gunn, Maria Tortuga, and Chrissy Stevens.

It's from the outtakes of the motion picture Love Goddesses.

The legendary Bill Margold is ranked as the granddaddy of porno stars.

He started in the early 70s, and in addition to being a film actor, is also

a rather important reviewer. You've probably read his reviews.

Maria Tortuga is a real animal and blows a mean cock.

Did you ever notice that she lies on her back when she blows someone?

Just a passing thought. Chris Stevens, our lovely blonde, and Reggie add to the

spice of the scene.

Let's watch this fantasy.

Would my other god like some?

How you doing, brother?

Oh, so you're good.

Do you like it?

I always liked it.

Equal opportunity cocksucker.

Oh, yes.

That legend's true, huh?

Yes. Boy,

boy. Prince Lysak.

So, why don't you?

I'm going to get some more girls.

So, go ahead and do it.

Yes, more the merrier.

What are we doing here?

A couple of months along.

Picking those berries.

I like it. I like it.

Good. Yes.

Well, I... Hello. I'm Venus.

You must be Mary.

And you, Laurie.

This is Samuel.

And Leroy.

Yes, nice. Nice.

Pleasure to eat you girls.

So why don't you give them a drink?

I think I will.

Thank you, Samuel.

You're welcome.

Fruits of the gods. Cocktails of the gods.

We're waiting. Hurry up. It's coming.

Okay.

Mine's a little less salty.

You and your magic machine.

Works every time.

Comes about as much as I can.

Don't pat yourself on the back.

Doesn't taste as good, though.

Here you go, girls.

Yes.

It's mother.

Keep your hands busy.

Enjoy watching, ladies.

It's a princely stroke When

do

I get some well, I'll have some soon

Samuel is such a show-off.

Yeah. He waited 3,000 years. Why not?

And it's pure.

He shriveled up like he waited 3,000 years.

We thought that we might break up the action you've seen so far by treating

you a little uh rear-end fucking rear-end fucking ass fucking anal

fucking highway the segment stars My buddy, Herschel Savage.

Yay! Jesus Christ, Bunny Blue again. Bunny Blue.

She's nice.

From the motion picture, Barn Doors. From the book, Barn Doors. Bunny says

that she doesn't do this anymore, but... Bullshit.

Want to buy a bridge?

Here's our darling Bunny again with Herschel Savage.

Herschel is great.

And in addition to porno films, he will be a very good actor in straight films

in the very near future. A funny aside with Herschel.

One time when Adele was directing him, he told her that the porno industry

ruins his love life.

It seems that he can't come anymore unless he pulls out. This is very

strange to someone that he meets who's not in the porno industry.

It would seem strange to me.

Herschel's one of my dearest friends.

To further break up this motion picture, we're going to show you a montage of

many of the top horno stars, all sucking and fucking.

These are from the outtakes of many of Adele Robbins' films.

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Ooh.

To change the pace again, we're going to follow with the fabulous Kay Parker and

her goddamn lesbian lover, pervert, homo friend, Casey. This is a wild lesbian

scene full of love and tenderness and from the outtakes of the motion picture,

juice.

Kay Parker is probably the nicest person in the porno business.

In addition to having a great pair of tits, she can act as we've seen in so

many of all her films.

Here we see Kay with Casey in a very rare lesbian scene.

She doesn't do too many lesbian encounters, so this is some rare

footage.

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Thank you.

Mm hmm.

Ugh.

Mmm.

Herschel Savage is alive and well and still at it. Here he is with D-Lions in

a sexy rump.

This segment is from the outtakes of the motion picture Fantasy Rump.

Ooh, this is a fantasy.

Fantasy Rump.

This is me, folks.

Well, how do you like me?

You gotta admit that I give great head.

I have an acting school in Hollywood, and Kay Parker and I are rated as two of

the best actresses in the porno field.

Personally, I do it because I just love to suck cock.

Oh, baby, yeah.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

It's for your own good, babe.

Here's another montage of porno stars from the outtakes of

various films, all enjoying oral genital copulation of all forms

and sizes.

We're now privileged to have a rare treat of Seika with her many friends and

admirers.

The next segment is from the outtakes of many of Seika's films.

Candy gram.

Candy gram.

That's a way to go.

Yeah, well, look, you're going to have to come over this evening. We can talk

more about your work and everything.

Come over and play some backgammon. We have a backgammon board in our room.

Yeah, they gave us one.

That sounds good.

Yeah, we can relax by the fireplace or something and have a nice, cozy evening.

Mm-hmm.

Yes, it is nice.

I've been wanting that for a long time.

So nice to touch you.

Looks nice.

Seika, the queen of porno, has made it with the best studs in Hollywood.

Seika is a legend in her own time.

She's expanding and has her own cosmetic line and many other business interests.

Also, she's very beautiful and talented. Let's all enjoy watching Seika and her

many friends.

Incidentally, she doesn't have an enemy in the world. You know what I would

really like? What?

I'd really like to watch you suck his cock.

You would?

I'd like to watch my mouth go down on his cock.

Uh-huh. My tongue went all around on his balls. Oh, yeah.

That turns me on. Well, watch this, baby.

It feels so good.

I like feeling this big, hard cock in my mouth.

Why don't you come down here and suck his cock? Because I want him to eat my

pussy.

Sounds good.

There, baby.

Oh, you taste so

good, baby.

oh oh oh

I've got to get these boots off. They're killing my feet.

That was a cute guy.

Why didn't you invite him in?

Well, he went to get the medic. He really thinks I'm hurt.

uh oh

oh oh

Well, my good friends, that is the end of the film.

I loved it.

I loved it, too. I told you how horny I get, remember?

Yeah.

So, don't stop, baby.

Are you as horny as I am, babe?

Well, don't come now, okay? Just keep walking. You were a little longer.

Can I come now?

No.

Only if you let me come first.

I promise I won't come in your mouth.

You can come anywhere, baby. Okay.

The check's in the mail, and I swear I'm only doing this for my friends. I didn't

step on it. I want our audience to watch us.

They're watching. I love it when they watch.

Are you perverts watching us out there?

Fuck me, baby.

Oh, well, it was certainly nice of you to visit with us.

Can I come in your face now?

Uh-huh. Huh?

No.