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Thanks, friend.

I'm getting off here.

You dirty.

Ah, go to hell.

of these wild beasts are you? Yes.

But we paid in advance.

Never pay in advance.

So people are nice to me.

We've had our day twice, last 90 nights. Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah.

May is wild, and lads are wild.

That's what most people say.

But I have seen that land is green, and lads feel like clay.

I'm all not wrong, it's nothing so, that makes me feel this way.

But lads are wild, and men are wild, and children do like.

This is the man that shoots me.

Don't catch me, don't take me away.

See where I live, let's begin, begin.

Row, row, row.

But I'm just a lion, don't bite me.

Shout out if you want it for free.

I live when you go, and I'll answer you all. Row, row, row.

Some people are nice to liars.

Some people are nice to me.

You have a big voice, it's going to be nice.

Growl, growl, growl.

So please, Mr. Man, shoot me.

You ask me, don't take me away.

Say where I live, yes, forgive, forgive.

Growl, growl, growl.

Slow down.

And he's more handsome than ever.

He's more handsome than ever.

A drink, John?

Yeah, sure. Why not?

No,

stop! It's a secret image.

Well, can anyone do better? That's a good shot.

Of course I can do better. Okay, let's see, let's see.

He said the picture is sacred

Watch

out

their almonds men You want to swallow that pink pacifier

Why this pacifier is pink?

Now.

Because my mummy wanted a little baby girl.

Mr. Oldman won't be very happy.

Oh, Tom, it's you. Listen. Yeah, look up, Ma.

And don't let anyone in.

What's wrong? Slim is back.

Hi, Tom.

This time I'll kill you.

Hey, come down, Tom.

I mean, our fathers were brothers.

They were brothers, not us.

Why did you come back?

Oh, Tom, it's Ma's birthday.

Look, I brought you a present.

Happy birthday. Oh, how beautiful. Yeah, I had a present too, Ma.

Yeah, and it's nicer than his.

But it ended up underwater.

Where did you get it?

In Manila. You know where that is. You just go back.

That's where bums like you belong.

Around here, everyone works now.

Work? You call that work?

Didn't you promise your father you'd never hunt an animal again?

That's my business.

It's my business!

I have to answer to him, not you.

You made me lose 50 pounds sterling you said 50 pounds Here

you

go

You hungry,

man? I knew you'd make your fortune.

John, you want a fried egg?

Sure, please.

It's sure nice to see you again, pal.

Yeah, and you're more handsome than ever.

You know, you came back at the right time.

Business is great.

Great, huh?

Yeah, if you agree, we could go into partnership and open up an agency.

A tourist agency.

A tourist agency?

Yeah. You mean tourists actually come here? Sure. All the time.

Almost. Never.

It's a deal.

Good. I was thinking of buying a new bus.

Red and blue.

Only $408.

Hmm. Wanna, wanna, wanna.

Is it an English bus?

No. American?

A little bit of both.

Samson, what's the matter?

I've got stomachache.

Oh, it's nasty.

You don't even know what make of it. Sure.

Eliza, girl.

Oh, look at her.

Shame on you, showing your love that way.

Oh, what an actress.

Ma, I've got stomach ache. Sir, what make is it?

I'm busy now.

Go see the doctor.

But you said he's a fake. If I say he can fix your stomach, he can fix it.

If you say so.

What do you call it?

Is it serious, Doc?

Could be.

Could be.

Go on, it's nothing.

But I'm sick. I've got stomach ache.

Go see mom.

You said she's a fake.

Don't worry.

Slim.

I'm happy to see you again.

Me too.

Where have you been?

Here and there.

Doing what?

Nothing.

Yeah, I was sure of that.

What about you? The usual.

Ma keeps stealing my patients away with her witchcraft, but she can't any

longer.

Not since Penicillin was discovered.

I saw your newspaper hanging outside.

Pretty good, huh?

How many copies do you print?

Two. And since almost every day Oman's men rip one off the wall, I replace it.

Who reads it?

No one does, but it doesn't matter.

One day they'll learn to read.

Who's this Ormond?

A tyrant.

A real gangster.

If he keeps on doing what he's been doing, there won't be an animal left.

He kills them and he exports them. All the elephants are gone.

Not the butterflies.

Beautiful. I never saw this one before.

Hey, listen.

Do you always have the one with the red wings? Of course I have it. Actually,

wait.

Here it is.

Yes, yes, it's you.

It hasn't changed at all.

I started writing a treatise on butterflies.

I decided because no one had ever dealt with this work before.

But I'll have to look for an editor as soon as I'm done.

They're great.

It should be easy.

No, I'm not lying.

Listen, Jason.

Mr.

Orman!

Excuse me, Mr. Oldman. Do you remember me? I worked for you a long time.

That's me.

See, we have a picture together when you won the championship.

You sure have changed.

I've got to return the whole book and I'm sick.

You'll never make it.

Who let him in here?

Said he was a friend of yours. I don't have any friends.

Sorry, I forgot.

Throw him out.

Mr. Oldman, sir.

Well, well, a famous lawyer.

Beat it. I'll talk to you later.

Oh, as you wish, sir, but... Beat it, beat it. Yes, sir.

Hang on.

Shall I read that newspaper, Mr. Ormond?

Yeah.

Read it, good and loud.

Right.

God created this, a rich country, a land with infinite resources, bountiful

enough for all men to enjoy.

But one day, a thief called Ormond came to our country.

Shall I go on? Mm-hmm. Yeah. A gangster. A tyrant without respect for law or

human rights.

Ready? Ready, boss.

A man who gains power through corruption. A man who is the

personification of evil.

There have been others like him, but he has found a new way to rub it.

By slaughtering all the wildlife.

By killing off our elephants.

Close.

Mr. Ullman is not only a thief, but a profiteer, a corrupt man.

Can't you read that letter? You boys don't

train hard enough.

Give me another one. The despicable Mr. Ormond. That's enough.

It was the best part.

Oh, shut that guy's mouth once it grew.

I'm Matt.

Yes, sir.

Come.

Here we are, sir.

Give here. I'll take care of it.

Now, Gene boy.

He will be your leader.

So...

Hey, you in there.

Hey, you're getting five pounds for this shack. Hurry up and knock it down.

Go on.

I have no intention of selling.

Let go. Listen to me.

In case you don't know, Mr. Ormond can have this place expropriated for the

public good.

Understand?

You sure it's for the public's good?

I've got a hunch it's for Ormond's good.

We've got the law on our side.

You alright?

Yeah, yeah.

Now the law is in the weather.

Leave it to me. Are you sure?

Yeah.

Whatever you say may be held against you.

Look what you did.

I still have no intention of selling.

I offer you 10 pounds.

30.

40.

I

can't

go over that.

Sure you can.

What did he say? Oh, I know. He's talking Japanese.

It must be the telescopic side.

Something is wrong.

Where were they made? Japan.

No wonder.

Are those animals moving?

They go fast.

70 miles an hour. But they were standing still.

Only it looks that way.

Stop the bus. We can't hang with you bouncing around.

I can't. The Savannah's dangerous.

We like danger.

You are not me.

Why did you stop?

Why did you stop?

You follow the guide. I'm staying here. Okay.

Why?

Oh, I get you.

You want to do in the insurance company, huh? Yeah, yeah.

Only I'm not insured.

You're not insured?

Huh. Oh, bad.

Tom, you're not the kind of partner I like.

And I don't like safaris either.

Wait a minute.

You don't like safaris?

No.

Now that you're rich you think you can do whatever you like me rich haven't got

a cent But when we spoke you I never said anything

You never said anything I bought a bus on your

word on My word Yeah on your word

408 pounds

You were supposed to be my guarantee.

Now I was gonna pay.

The hunters weren't gonna get any animals slim.

No way.

All the shells were blanks. Look.

Blanks, huh?

Sayonara.

I thought that mine was loaded.

You cheated us. No.

Go.

Made a fortune, huh?

Made a fortune, did he?

Put it all back. Why?

Because we can't afford it, Ma. But Slim is coming to dinner, Tom. Not anymore.

Where's the owner of this shack?

Why? Because we have to knock it down or do you want to argue about it?

I think we should discuss the matter.

You asked for it. Okay, boys. Don't wait.

I'll make him an offer first. Yeah, he hits hard. And how.

We're offering 50 pounds.

Take or leave.

I'll sell it for... 408.

What?

408 pounds?

I'd shoot him. Shut up, slimy.

Hold it a minute. Are we going to let him push us around?

We can't go back to almond empty hand.

It's suicide.

I say to kill him.

We'll make Vince beat out of him. Later now we pay.

Let's at least beat him up.

Later.

Well?

Here you are, but you'll have to sign for it.

Where?

Sign here.

Can we demolish it right now?

Sure

Hey, leave my name there, seeing as you bought the bus with the money you've got

from my shack.

Okay.

Can I give the orders?

That's fine with me. Just don't fly off the handle.

Hey, give me five pounds, will you?

Thanks, partner.

Hey, there's no more left.

Where are you going?

Don't worry.

One more time.

The man lose and the lady wins.

If the hand is quicker than the eye, I win. Men, place your bets.

On that one? Yeah.

All right, we turn over. You lose.

And you win, sir.

Five pounds.

One, two, three, four, five.

All right.

The two men lose. The man lose.

And the lady wins.

And the lady wins. The man lose.

If the hand is quicker than the eye, I win. If not, place your bets.

Quiet, please.

This card, lady.

The gentleman wins.

One more time.

The man lose, the lady wins.

If the hand is quicker than the eye, I win.

Place your bets.

The same one?

Uh-huh.

You win.

Shut up.

Thank you.

Hey, you got to give us a chance to win our money back.

Here, give the orders.

We're partners.

We're partners.

All right,

go.

Hey!

Slow down. How much do we win? I have to count it.

30 pounds.

Where are we going?

To make an investment.

Ah, to make an investment.

The door.

The door.

Thank you.

Hi, Jason. Hi, it's you, Slim.

Hello, Tom.

Listen, Jason, Tom here and myself would like to take an ad out on your paper. A

really nice one. For about 30 pounds, huh?

But my paper doesn't take ads.

Well, couldn't you do it as a special favor?

Sorry, boys, but it's against my policy.

Give me my share.

Close it.

Close it.

Would you keep an eye on it? Watch it doesn't burn.

Did you print this?

Yes.

Mr. Orman isn't very happy with the tone of your newspaper.

If you keep on printing that stuff, he's gonna get very mad. Oh, they're being

tough this time.

There's a new guy, and he doesn't fool around.

So remember, no more sideswipes at Ormond.

Is that what you came to tell me? Yes.

I've been told that already.

I'm sorry for you that you don't understand.

Because I came to give you some friendly advice.

The food is getting cold, Jason.

Let's eat.

Hey, look guys, they're having a party.

We came at the right time.

Let's see what a good host you are, old man.

The frying pan.

Yeah.

Hi.

No, no. Wait.

Needs a little salt.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. A little taste.

Choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo. Good.

Here.

Hey,

you threw away all that food.

It tasted awful You

want us to get tough if you like

Hey,

that's a lot of muscle you're an athlete

Let's try it again, huh? Yeah.

Hurry up Slim, I'm starved.

I think you got the message.

Loud and clear.

Let's go.

When Mr. Ormond reads what you wrote, there is going to be trouble.

Yeah, there's gonna be trouble.

Lots of trouble.

Whoever's hungry, follow me.

Come on, let's go.

Store.

Anything I can do, Jason?

I don't know. What can you do?

Me?

Nothing. Then don't worry about it.

Enough, enough.

Hey, Duke.

Mom made me okay. I told you she said three magic words now sitting and moving

balls is easy.

You see

Why

are

you taking this road it's a shortcut and I make the decisions

Sorry, I need about half an hour.

You can visit the village.

It's still very primitive, but don't worry.

The natives couldn't be more peaceable.

They may be shy.

The white man's been here only six or seven times before.

Hey, partner, here's another white man.

Maybe eight or nine.

Oh, sorry, I cannot sell it. It belongs to my father, my father, father, father

of my father, father.

I'll give you five pounds.

I'll give you ten for it. No.

No sale for that one.

Always here. My father. My father's father.

Father of my father's father.

Tradition. No sale for less than twenty pounds.

It's a deal.

I'll take it. These Americans.

Twenty? All right.

Here you are.

Here you are. Thank you Tom.

Huh? I get more for where you how much more double at least

Hey get that bus out of the way, could you please move it the keys were in the

bus?

Hey, Tom, they're moving the bus. You mean they're stealing it?

Lifting it right from under your nose.

What are you doing?

This time we'll break their

legs. Yeah.

Let's go.

You're the guy who told me to move the truck. Hey, keep your hands down.

Hey, Tom?

Tom?

Uh, I think I'm in... None of these?

Trouble, Tommy.

You do it in Bangkok.

You know where that is, don't you?

Sure I do.

Lots of muscles.

Oh, shucks.

What's your name?

What did you say your name was?

Stella. Oh, beautiful.

All aboard!

The show's over.

I said it's over.

I imagine it must be very uncomfortable in that position.

No, I often sit this way.

Good night.

Nice evening.

Bye. Good night, son.

What do you see?

I see a great future for him.

So help me, I'll wring your neck.

Tom, don't talk like that.

You better leave that girl alone.

I didn't know. You like her?

I'll get it.

I couldn't care less about Stella.

Then why should I leave her alone?

That's my business.

I thought your business was our business.

Mr. Holman would be honored if you had lunch with him tomorrow.

Yeah, I will be there.

Hey, just a moment.

I'll decide, okay?

We'll be there good night

They're gold

The new Hornet's hood is laughing at you.

Hello?

This is the point.

These must be yours, Mr. Warman.

I imagine they were put under our plates by mistake.

How big a mistake?

A small handout.

A very big mistake.

Blackberry jam?

No, it's caviar. Oh, yeah.

Pardon me.

From the Volga.

A little butter.

A pinch of salt.

Some pepper.

And? And?

And what?

And champagne.

It's a tray delicious.

I had this say in Paris.

Do you know what that is?

Huh? Sure.

Tray delicious?

Looks

like

midget sheep shit.

Really good.

It's a little tacky.

We'll have dessert in the garden.

Alone.

I think we'll get along.

In fact, I know we will.

It's all a question of flexibility.

Because if you can't bend...

How much?

Double at least.

Okay. We'll think about it.

Maybe you don't know

who's the boss around here.

I am.

That's a point I'd like to clear up right now.

Listen, if you're going to believe all the garbage your black doctor friend

writes about me...

You'll end up suffering the consequences.

Clear? Uh-huh.

I'll get rid of him and you too.

Well, do you accept?

No. You don't

think you're going to leave the same way as you came in, do you?

Nope. Nope?

It was a great lunch.

Come on!

Have a nice day, Leo.

Don't be shy.

We all love you.

Hey, what are you smiling about?

Nice lion. Nice lion.

Yes, now let's go.

Go on.

and with you.

Your plan was perfect.

Yeah, of course.

If Ormond offered us over a thousand dollars, it means something big is going

on. It's probably worth a lot higher price.

Don't you think so? Huh? Oh, of course.

I'm getting up here.

You can sit up here.

We find the big flies, let's try and be nice.

Mr. Lion, don't bite me.

Shut out if you want to go free.

Hey, Tom.

Never expected to find you here.

Yeah, well, I just went out for a ride.

Couldn't sleep.

You couldn't sleep?

Hmm. So this is where Oman stalks his animals, huh?

Yeah, boxed in like sheep.

Ready to ship out.

Dirty dog. He's got them tagged and all.

Let's see.

Where's the shipping then?

Ontario, Canada.

You know what that is. Of course I know.

God-awful hot there, isn't it?

Oh, is it ever.

Anyway, why worry about it? Yeah.

Hot jiggle.

Remind me of you somehow.

Very funny.

Okay, big mama, you gonna free the lions too?

No, you're gonna free them. Oh.

All right, pussycats, let's go.

Up two, that's it, up two.

Up you go.

Up two, single file, don't push.

You too.

Come on.

Anybody else hiding?

Huh? Okay.

Take off, sweeties.

What's the matter with him, Tom?

It's the third time they catch him.

He's beginning to like it here.

Move it. Come on.

He's coming right at us.

Keep cool. He'll move over.

He hasn't stopped. He'll move us over.

What happened to the brakes? Don't ask me.

You're the driver.

Come on.

Where's the road?

I thought you knew.

You're a big help.

Hey, what's that up there?

Where? There.

There's a fork ahead.

See? Oh, yeah, I know where we are now.

You know the road, huh? Went through a field, did it? Some field.

If he ain't dead already, sir, help me, I'll kill him.

Hey!

Where the devil... Oh,

no.

Oh, my God.

Hey.

Slim.

Stay still.

Don't you believe in old man in hunger?

All I need is a little iodine, Ma.

That's the stuff doctors use so you won't get well.

You destroyed my bus.

We're ruined.

Only because you weren't insured, Tom.

That's enough, boys.

It's time you start acting like men.

The time has come to collect.

And to do what your fathers would have done.

Hey.

They would have shot each other.

That's a great idea.

I've got a better idea.

So what's your better idea?

Anybody home?

Just a minute.

Just a minute.

Good morning, gentlemen.

Can I help you?

How much can I get for these?

Sorry, you can't enter without a tie. It's a rule.

A rule is a rule. Oh, okay.

Spank.

But, sir, I... Shut up!

So what's your idea?

To win.

Madame. Why did you do that for?

We're gentlemen.

I know what that is.

Thank you, mesdames et messieurs.

Merci.

The house wins.

Another round, s'il vous plaît. Here we go.

Faites vos jeux, mesdames et messieurs.

Bless your bets.

What do I say there?

All right, we're ready. Mark your bets clearly,

please. The bank is at 2,000 pounds now. Mark your bets up to... I'll call the

bank. Yes, madam.

Mark your bets there, please.

Monsieur? I'll be back. Oui, monsieur.

We are ready?

You, monsieur.

Mark your bet.

I'm sorry, sir. Twenty pounds is minimum.

Uh... Here.

Finished? No more betting. Right, sir?

Ready? Shoot the card, sir.

Ten.

A card for the bank, sir. And it is?

Eight.

The bank wins.

I don't like this game.

All you do is lose.

The bank now is at 3,900 pounds.

Don't you find this game boring, madam?

It's most dreary.

Doesn't excite me at all.

Almost ready?

Mark your bets, please. The lady's changing games.

But that's not possible.

This is simply outrageous.

What is happening here?

This game will thrill you, madam.

Mr. Bigot!

Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, this new game is called Find the Lady.

The tens lose, the lady wins.

The tens lose, the lady wins.

Now watch the little lady.

The tens lose, and the lady wins.

Hard cash only.

Dollars, pounds, no chips, please.

Watch the lady.

Where's she gone?

Find the lady, place your bets.

That's the lady.

That's the lady?

Sorry, madam.

Here we go again. The tens are losers, the lady's the winner.

Keep your eyes on the game.

Now watch the lady.

Don't let the tens tempt you, but the lady lure you.

One, two, three. Where can the lady be?

The one in the middle.

Get the chips.

No chips.

Hard cash only. Dollars or pounds.

Here you go.

Find the lady, find the lady.

Lots of luck.

The tens lose, the lady wins.

Place your bets.

100 pounds on that card.

Oh, wait a minute.

It's not... Hey!

Hmm.

The gentleman lost control and abused the lady.

But have no fear.

She'll reappear.

She's beautiful.

The other one.

No, not you.

Now let's find the lady, ladies and gentlemen.

The lady wins, the ten loses.

One, two, three.

Where can the lady be?

One thousand pounds on that card.

That's the end of that.

Lady wins.

What's the saying, Mr. Ullman?

A game is a game.

Here we go again, ladies and gentlemen.

Find your lady.

Tens lose, lady wins.

The world is not divided into black and white,

but into rich and poor.

Point!

All the money you have I cover Tom we lost

I'm

going to kill you. I know it. Well, we can always start over again No,

we can't No

Shall we go?

You bums!

Shut up!

How is it coming, Eliza?

I declare you under arrest, charged with armed attack, gambling, the kidnapping

of 54 people, swindling, smuggling, impersonating a gentleman, and

disturbing the peace.

Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

You managed to get him into trouble.

Oh, me?

Yeah, you.

Relax. Relax.

Hey,

Slim. Come here.

Take a look.

What's to see?

After you.

Are the deputies present?

Yes, Your Honor.

Then I'll read the chiefs of the deputies.

Threat to the army.

Contraband, troops.

Who gave Ma the money to pay off the judges?

Ma had some savings.

Savings? She never told me.

Is the defense ready?

Yes, your honor.

Who's that?

Every trial has its lawyer.

Your honor, my clients place themselves at the mercy of the court.

Is the hay ready?

What? Is the hay ready?

Well, I hope so.

You only hope so?

Mm-hmm.

You can't do that. Listen to me. I'm your lawyer.

Then the lawyer's corrupt.

Take it in your hands, I say.

Your Honor.

Traps about to be sprung. When his friend shows up, you shoot.

He can only come from there or there.

Nothing. Just came for a visit.

Nice jail, Anton.

What are you waiting for? Get me out!

You could be wrong, but I really think they're going to lynch you.

Get me out, I said.

How's that?

And stop acting like an idiot.

Don't tell me you're afraid.

Me? Afraid of that bunch?

Don't you think the animals will have a difficult time adapting themselves to

Canada? Going from a tropical climate to a polar climate?

Not at all.

Canada's their natural habitat.

They get sick here.

The cold is good.

Yeah? Do you really think that's true?

I don't think so. I know so.

Meat is better preserved when it's cold.

My feet!

We'll find the step, will you?

Get some steam up.

Out you go.

Hungry?

Thank you, Mr. Ormond. We'll be back in about six months.

See you soon, Mr. Schultz.

Remember, we get first bid on all the ivory.

That's my word. That's even better than ivory.

Fun for your eyes, Captain.

I'll be going ashore now. Why so soon?

It's a nice boat, Mr. Ormond.

Would you mind telling your men to throw their guns in the river?

Your guns.

Over the side.

And knives, too.

Chuck it over.

Is that everybody?

Tom, how are you doing?

Hey, Tom!

Will you kindly tell the captain there's going to be a delay?

Mind stepping over there?

He was traveling light.

There's been an unexpected delay, Captain.

Go join the other punks. Low pressure.

Looks good, huh?

It wasn't even loaded.

Stay where you are.

Are you a heavyweight?

Of course I am.

So is he.

Why such a big deal?

It's your turn.

Take my chances with the crocodiles.

Any

crocodiles

down there?

Just a few big ones.

Hey, you.

Your Honor. Yeah.

Hey, and you too.

Lively step, lively.

Who's gonna pay for renting the boat now?

Yeah, that'll be a thousand pounds.

Double at least.

And you can double it again.

You don't want this money to get wet, do you? You don't want us to?

Yes. But I don't know how to swim.

You'll learn, you'll learn. Go on.

Hey, look who's still there.

He keeps losing his way.

No, he likes you, Tom.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Hey.

Let's keep him.

And now what?

Way anchor. I warn you, it's piracy.

And I'm warning you to get started.

Where to?

The Maldive Islands.

Do you know where that is?

Nope.

Neither do I.

Set course for the Maldive Islands, Captain.

This won't end here.

Uh-uh.

This will end here.

People are nice lions.

People are nice to hear.

Anything wise, that's why they be nice.

Hurrah! Hurrah!

children just like to play.

So please, Mr. Man, don't shoot me.

Don't catch me, don't take me away.

It's here where I live, that's where I get and forgive.