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[Jamal] OK.

All right.

-Huh. -That's a bit far.

-Nice. -Hey!

"Do an impression of one of the other cast members."

I'm done with the [bleep].

Uh-uh! I don't wanna do none of this.

I don't -- [laughs]

[salsa teacher, indistinct]

Oh, I can like feel the tension through the TV right now.

Like, I remember this being like, "Ooh."

[in Spanish] Te amo.

No.

[server] "I love you."

Wild to say that "I love you"

on like, an official first date.

Wild.

Kara texted Jamal, like, while we're at the resort,

and asked him, "Should we have a threesome?"

I don't know.

Maybe that's just what tramps do.

I never thought about, like, the role-playing before.

[laughs]

She said it wrong.

I think she was trying to say "water sports,"

like, she likes to be peed on.

[Kara speaking]

The general consensus of the entire resort is that

we don't [bleep] like your ass.

I know you don't like Kara either.

No, I like her, I like her.

Oh, my gosh, [bleep].

This is why girls don't like each other,

'cause you guys believe everything you guys say

without actually asking that person.

Like, he's made himself upset.

[Jamal speaking]

[Tiffany] I'm bringing in my baby.

Wow!

[Tiffany] He said his feet were tired.

[Kara laughs]

-I was like... -You good?

You're supposed to get up, you idiot!

Oh, sorry.

[sighs] I'm scared today.

I don't know who's coming.

I don't wanna get judged too hard.

Oh, [bleep]!

-[Julia] You... -[Jamal] Hi!

-[Sophie] Hello! -[laughing]

-Hey, girls! -[Sophie] Hey!

-Yeah. -[Julia speaking]

Oh, Julia, of all people, [bleep].

-I thought -- -You're with the best.

I thought we were friends.

Emily is a OG pillow talker, so she is gonna come

with the hard-hitting questions. -Yeah.

This is her bread and butter, honey.

Yeah, so no hard feelings, but like I gotta give it to ya.

-No, but she's -- -You know?

She never leaves a stone unturned, OK?

-That is true. -It's so true.

So I hope you're ready, because it's about to start.

-I'm so nervous. -[Emily] Let's get into it.

-This was a cute ass date, though. -It was.

We were crying on a first date.

That's wild work.

-Oh, the music. -So cute.

-I know, the pool shape is so funny. -The pool was great.

-JT! -JT has a nice body, though.

He sure does.

Well, I do lots of various income streams, right?

OK.

But one of them is a platform

where you can make money.

-Like a spicy platform. -Spicy.

OK.

-Michael, you seen it? -No, no, not at all.

I won't do it because it'll traumatize you,

not like I haven't already.

She's like squatting down on this black...

[Jamal] Don't do your hands like that.

Dildo.

So she's like this.

Hold on, Michael, I need your arm.

[laughing]

-She's like -- -Hey!

She's like this and it's right here.

-Oh, goodness. -[Jamal] No, I'm not --

It's OK, go sit down, go sit down.

[Kim] I'm just saying.

[Jamal] Is it over?

Like it is a real business

that I've worked hard to build out.

And so it's like, it's not just for funsies.

It's not because I got horny one day.

[bleep].

Have you ever seen Kara's online content?

-Yeah, I've seen it. -How'd you see it?

You looked it up immediately? [chuckles]

Well, she posts...

[Sophie] Right after the date?

I actually tried not to for a little while.

[Chloe] You held out.

Yeah, I held out for a little while

and then I was like, "Ah," you know?

Did you look at it while you were at the retreat

or after, when you got back?

Um, I did it once while I was on a retreat.

I searched it and then I immediately unsearched it.

-I deleted my search history. -Why?

I didn't wanna see it no more.

-You don't think Kara's hot? -Yeah, I think she's hot.

I wouldn't have done the things that I did.

So why didn't you wanna see it?

She posts it all on social media anyway,

so it's like... -Yeah.

She doesn't post it all.

-Yeah, she doesn't post everything. -Pretty much.

The stuff that I was seeing, like, I didn't do a deep search

to see her spreading her cheeks, you know?

[Sophie] [bleep] OK.

You're very classy, JT.

Oh, yeah, I did.

I got an email a couple weeks ago from my feet

and they were like, "We would love, you know,

you could do it without using your social media handle,"

and I got an email that was like...

I have nice feet. You have my feet.

-I have nice feet. -Because I'm thinking...

You don't have nice feet, Michael?

Michael, you know what I'm thinking?

-[Michael speaking] -[Jamal] There's --

[Jamal] There's basically men who wanna pay to see my mom's feet

and I'm like, "Ugh." -[Kim] Yeah, I might do it.

-[Jamal] You know, that's weird. -[Kim] I might do it.

-Hey, if times get hard. -Hey, hey, hey, subscribe.

Subscribe.

I might be -- maybe I'll be your manager, but

I just don't wanna look at the content.

I like where this is going.

-[Kara] Yeah, same. -You know what I'm saying?

I wanna just keep doing that. You know what I'm saying?

-Just keep getting to know you. -[Kara] Me too.

It was so cute because it was like I really did feel like

we were obviously in that moment with you and it was very

vulnerable and, like you said, like a safe space.

So like it was just nice to have

that fresh of, like breath air.

[Kara] Thanks.

I'm so sorry I said, "fresh of breath air."

-Yeah, you did. -OK, we'll just keep that.

[Jamal] Dos, table?

[server speaking Spanish]

-[Jamal] Gracias. -[Emma] Thank you.

Wow, Emma looks so good this night.

I forgot.

-[speaking Spanish] -Thank you.

Oh, look at Emma!

Her boobs coming out.

He being a gentleman, pulling out the chair.

Yes, he does that for me too.

[server speaking Spanish]

-Dominoes. -Oh, dominoes.

Do you know how to play dominoes?

[Emma] I don't know how to play dominoes.

OK, I have a question. How do you say,

"Can I play for his heart?"

[In Spanish] Te amo.

-No. -[server] I love you.

She's so serious.

Mmm.

Jamal needs to see this clip.

-Well, he lived it! -He lived it!

[Sophie] What the hell?

-He was not ready for that. -No.

[Steven, indistinct]

That's the biggest red flag. It's like as red as my outfit.

Like, honest to God. How do you love him so soon?

You don't even know what he's like

when he's at home, you know?

And I saw Jamal's face,

and I could tell it kind of scared him a little bit.

He's like, "Bro, stop."

[Emma speaking]

I know I come on a little strong at first.

Bro...

That's wild to say that "I love you"

on like an official first date.

Wild.

[Emma] I do come off strong.

I do start at 100, when I like somebody.

-You do. -I start there.

-But that's OK. -[Emma] Yeah.

You should be yourself.

I truly believe, I really mean this,

I think anyone could've been there,

like, in Jamal's shoes.

I don't think it's just Jamal.

I think she just wants to be...

in love.

You know what's so crazy?

It's kind of an awkward situation, but, like,

that's why my ex stopped talking to her.

Because he said he felt like

he could be literally any guy in the world,

and she would want him because she just wants,

like, someone.

-And he felt that. -Yeah.

And I'm like, that's kind of crazy that you also said that.

-That's crazy. -I'm like, that's so specific.

-Yeah. -[Chloe] Damn.

Like, I've never thought that about someone.

[Emma] Ooh.

[chuckles]

-[chuckles] -Me too.

Hey, Mom.

Are you kidding me? [laughs]

-Why are you grabbing your [bleep] like that? -Why are you...

What is wrong with you?

Whoa, buddy.

He just did the Al Bundy.

-Yeah. -Yeah, he did.

-Still... -What is he doing?

-He's pumping it. -Still grabbing it.

He's like, "I need to make it look bigger on camera."

[Jamal] Do you think me and Kara's relationship is weird?

She just, like, annoys me.

Well, you're gonna have to be nice to her.

[Emma] I mean, she hasn't been nice to me.

[both] Ooh.

You weren't nice?

I don't know, apparently not.

Does she have a problem with anybody else,

or is it just you? -It's just me.

But I mean, him and I were the only ones that came in

with a previous friendship. -A friendship, yeah.

Anybody that's anti-Emma that he's friends with

is not allowed.

But like, I legit have heard that you and Jamal had a thing.

It's like out there.

In my world, right, like people have people

in their music videos all the time

doing all kinds of [bleep].

I tied all three of them up, Josh, Rob, and Jamal.

Damn.

And then I duct-taped their face,

and I kissed them like through the duct tape. -Yeah.

Like they were my little like, how do you say that?

-Dominators. -Yeah, sort of, like my --

-They were your victims. -[Kara] Exactly.

People have a hard time separating

truth from reality, and like,

that was kind of the point of having them in my...

music video.

And he, yeah, well, I thought it was weird.

He's like jerking his [bleep]

while she's asking him about Kara,

and he's like... -Yeah.

"Yeah, we're just friends, you know."

Yeah, he was thinking about you, girl.

"We're just friends, you know?"

[Brian speaking]

[Chloe] You talking [bleep]?

[Brian] No, not at all.

Oh, [bleep].

Oh, my God.

[laughing]

Yeah, Chloe kept falling the whole time we were there.

[bleep] had me weak.

I'll just never forget like the moments that I had

with you, like we were able to laugh so hard

that we could barely [bleep] breathe

that even not in just that moment,

like in my damn room when we're just talking,

like I haven't had that in years.

So I really love like to be able to laugh like that,

like to have this sense of like --

Steven, just say I'm funny.

-It's OK. -You are funny.

-You're funny as Hell. -So why didn't y'all go out?

It sounds like you had -- right? Like...

It sounds like y'all have a good vibe going.

Have you already hooked up

and you're just like not talking about it?

-No! -Oh, OK.

Steven.

[laughs]

I feel like there's something going on here

that's not out in the open.

[Jamal speaking]

-She's so [bleep] hot. -[Kara speaking]

We went to some bar like 10 minutes down the street.

Look at Jamal in his booty shorts.

I can't.

Did you notice, too,

the pillows down the center of the bed?

I think most of the time we sat either one on the couch,

one on the bed to create a visual separation

just in case people tried to accuse us of something.

But then we would, if we both sat on the bed,

then we would do like, the line of pillows,

just as a clear visual,

because people always trying to pull something out of nothing.

You know what I mean?

So like the best that you can have clear divide,

clear boundaries.

I just didn't want there to be any like...

Like, oh, were they touching?

Or like, oh, were they, you know?

I actually really like Jamal and Kara's friendship.

I don't think anything sexual

has any, like, ever happened between them.

I think, though, if Kara was to come on to Jamal,

I do not see Jamal denying it or turning it down.

Well, Jamal's not gonna turn down a trash bag,

so that's not [bleep].

Every time she talks, I want to take a nap.

She's so boring.

I know that when Jamal went on his first date with Ericka,

Kara texted Jamal, like, while we were at the resort,

and asked him, should we have a threesome?

I've never asked my friends to, like, have a threesome with me.

But, I don't know.

Maybe that's just what tramps do.

Who knows?

So I figured I would do a demonstration on

how to properly sit on stools and not fall off.

We're going to start with the OG stool.

Pretty solid stool.

There is mobility.

It is, this thing is secure, OK?

This thing.

Listen.

Thing might break.

If I break it, I'm not paying for it.

OK.

See? This one.

You could lose me on this one.

No mobility, however. None.

Four out of ten.

This thing?

Oh.

You could easily fall off this.

This is the best stool. 10 out of 10.

Hey, boat date, boat date!

This is so crazy.

-[Chloe] Are you excited? -[Brian] I am actually.

Actually, so you're not? OK.

[Brian] Well.

So you're scared of the water. You can just say it.

A little bit. It's like one of my fears.

It's like one of the top ones.

Oh, my God, and you're gonna go in the ocean for me?

[Brian] Yes.

-You are scared of the water? -I am.

-You've never been in the ocean? -No.

[Brian] Yes, I went out there for the first time.

I just don't feel like there's anything in the ocean

for me to like, experience.

No, I love the ocean. I'm a mermaid.

I will jump into the middle of the ocean and swim to shore.

That's me.

You can't be in fear of the ocean.

I'm gonna try to convince you. You have to go in there, OK?

I feel like you become one with like...

-The water. -The water, you know?

And it's just like, ah!

You can do that in a pool.

-[Emily] Like whales live there. -But do you like pools?

-Do whales live in pools? -Yeah, pools is cool.

-No, people pee in pools. -People pee in the ocean.

That's true.

And so do all the other animals in there.

And that's fine because, like, the experience.

[captain] So this island directly ahead of us is Mangrove Island.

-Oh, Mangrove. -I love that island.

There's no way Brian went into the ocean, bro.

-You were there. -I know.

I'm still in shock.

-You were there. -I see myself right there.

When we went on the boat date, I saw a barracuda, I think.

What's a barracuda?

It's like this [bleep] long fish with teeth.

It's like a scary fish. I thought it was a shark.

And then, um...

[Sophie] I thought it was a bear.

-A bear? -A bear.

[laughs]

[Chloe] This isn't real life.

[Brian] So how are you guys feeling

about the other connections with the others?

[Kara] I can't remember even who's linked right now.

It's so much going on.

In my opinion, they're on a date.

They should be focusing and enjoying their connections,

not talking about other people at all.

I mean, come on, in my opinion.

I mean, I think I still have an issue with Emma.

Why do I look confused?

[Chloe] I've distanced myself a little bit from her,

I'm not gonna lie.

[Kara] Yeah, y'all were [bleep] those first days.

[JT] Y'all was best friends.

[Richie] Bestivals.

Leading up to the boat date,

I think I was trying to figure out

why there was so much drama around Emma.

I'm hearing a completely different story from Emma,

but everybody else has the same story.

So it really just like...

almost like a light bulb

went off in my head.

I do have some tea.

The same night that I asked Emma to go on a date,

she asked me to go to her room.

I think she broke girl code.

Well, I think Chloe got upset because she's telling --

apparently, she told Emma she liked Brian. -[Julia] OK.

It was a lot of he said, she said going on.

That is always kind of your options,

my options, and the truth. -Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Is Chloe a liar?

Like, what, do you not believe her?

Um, I think a lot of us there

were not always telling the truth.

-Who's the liar? -I'm not.

She pulled me at the pool, and she said,

"Hey, I have something to talk to you about,"

the first thing she tells me, she's like,

"How do you feel about her being in Jamal's room

at 2:00, 3:00 in the morning all the time?"

Emma came to me the day before we went on that boat date.

That's when she had expressed her concern

for Kara and Jamal's relationship.

You know, and I didn't tell her anything,

but...hey, you know, we're not dating,

so I can't be mad at that right now,

but, like, if we were dating

or if we were, like, you know, really taking it serious,

I'd have an issue with it.

And she said, "Oh, well, I have an issue with it."

See, I got a different story from Emma.

She said that you were the one who had the problem with it.

-Not her. -Yeah.

Like, she's actually trying to play...

-[Kara] She's conniving. -[indistinct hcatter]

-All these different people. -She wants me against you.

-She wants you against Jamal. -She wants her against JT.

The common denominator here is Emma.

[Kara] That's what I'm saying.

[Chloe] So maybe I like Jamal...

This is real sloppy.

-Yeah. -This is real...

Like, my mouth is dropped.

Wow, wow.

Like Chloe said, the common denominator

is one person.

Like, it's weird to me that if you're pursuing somebody,

why are you trying to ruin

everybody else's experience? -Yeah, exactly.

-Why not focus on your own? -[Emily] Focus on your own.

-Exactly. -Treat it like a honeymoon.

You want to be engaged so bad,

go sit on the beach with your boo all day.

Yep.

You don't kind of mess with everybody else.

Yeah, but... if she's sitting at the beach with her boo,

then she can't be, like, [bleep] talking [bleep].

[Emily] Yeah. It's crazy.

-She needs to be in everything. -Yeah.

No, there's something wrong there.

♪ I think I'm lost, can you make sure I'm found ♪

-Just nice and easy. -Yeah, nice and easy.

We got this.

[Malik] I feel like a dog watching

the ball go back and forward.

Malik's funny as hell.

Yeah, clearly I'm not good at this.

You get in this thing.

Steven, yo, you know Iris' feeling you.

-Like, she's feeling you. -I've been hearing. I've been hearing.

Yeah, she wrote me one night in the middle of the night

and asked if I was awake at like 2:00 or 3:00 in the morning.

And honestly, coming from a guy's point of mind,

late night texts like this just mean one thing.

In the moment that she wrote it, maybe I think it could have

just been for like just a hookup, but

I don't want hookups at all.

My hookup phase is gone. It's long gone.

So I just kind of ignored it

and just replied to her in the morning.

-Iris, you wanna play with me? -[Iris] Hey, hey, friends.

-What's up? -How you doing today?

-Good to see you. -Hi.

Ah! Oh, my God.

[laughing]

I'm so heavy. I'm so sorry.

-I hurt your back. -[laughs] Stop, stop, stop.

OK. Let's see.

All right, so you've never played this before?

So I also did hear that tonight the group is gonna learn

how to salsa dance.

-That's so exciting! -This is one of my dreams.

Yeah, I like the way you -- they move.

-It's very flowy. -Sensual, flowy.

-Yeah. -OK, I get it.

Are you sensual?

[stammers] Keep watching.

Wait, wait, wait, we ain't there yet.

-In what way? -In any way.

I never thought about like the role-playing before.

-That is a little more basic. -Yeah.

[laughs]

I don't really know how to interpret that.

That's not kinky. That's like getting kidnapped.

That's what they do to you when you're hostage.

Hey.

She just said that's... waterboarding.

-What the [bleep]? -I don't know.

I didn't know what this means.

[Chloe] Dude, we cant -- this isn't OK.

I did not know what waterboarding was.

Did you not ask her when she said,

"I've been waterboarded before?"

Did you not ask?

"That's really interesting.

What the [bleep] is waterboarding?"

No, I didn't. I don't know.

I didn't ask.

So if she said,

"I like water sports and sex,"

would you know what that meant? -No.

-[Tim] OK. -No.

That's like you like pee...

-Wait, wait, what? -Water sports.

See, there's a reason I don't know that, because I don't --

I don't mess with those people. -That might be an old term.

-That's not my life. -Water sports?

Yeah, water sports.

In like a sexual setting, that's like people

who like to play with pee.

[Tim] I've never been waterboarded.

I wish I'd never [bleep] walked into it.

Now I feel kind of like.

I think maybe she said it wrong.

I think she was trying to say water sports,

like she likes to be peed on.

-[producer] Hey, you guys! -[all] Yeah!

-Let's get it. -Yes!

-Ooh. -Ooh.

OK.

All right, I'm going first.

-All right. -Let's do it.

-By all means. -Y'all are all losing.

-OK. -Does it have to bounce?

Oh.

-Whoa! -Yay!

-Green one. -Five hours later.

OK.

What's the weirdest excuse or lie you've used

to get out of a date?

You know, Mom, I'm really sorry, but my mom has been to

the "hospital" several times. -[Sophie laughs] Damn.

Because I just didn't want to go.

Like, I was tired or something.

And no girl is gonna be like,

"You're picking your mom over me?"

-[Sophie] Yeah. -They're very understanding.

And, Mom, any ailments you've had,

if your back has been messed up, that may be my fault.

-So my bad. -[Sophie whispers] That's crazy.

-OK. -[Steven] Goddamn, Chloe.

Oh, nice. OK.

"Prank call another cast member slash 90-day person."

OK, who you want me to call? I got all the numbers.

-Anybody you want. -[Emily] I need my phone.

Hey, dude.

Hey, what's poppin'?

Jamal, I need your help.

[Jamal speaking]

I just got a [bleep] ticket in New York.

[Jamal speaking]

Because this mother*** ran by me and I tripped him because

he was trying to hit on me and then he called the cops

and the cops came and gave me a ticket for like assaulting

this guy. What do I do?

-[Jamal speaking] -Run?

-Jamal, I cannot run! -[Jamal speaking]

Oh, [bleep] here comes the cop.

I gotta go, bye.

[Jamal speaking]

Jamal, I love you so [bleep] much, my dude.

[Jamal speaking]

That was great. That was great.

-I ain't gonna lie to you. -Oh, my God.

-That was great. -Thank you.

-Huh! -That's a bit far.

[bell rings]

-Oh, that was a double drill. -Seriously?

-[Chloe] Honestly, yeah. -[Tim] Yeah, I did that.

All right, take a sexy selfie like Kara and post it.

-OK, Steven, are you ready? -Go ahead.

Wait, you look beautiful right now.

[grunts]

[Chloe laughs]

You guys look so cute. Are you guys in love?

Yep.

-What? -Yeah, this is --

-Yeah. -Yeah.

Doink.

[Emily speaking]

Let me see if I got one for you.

All right.

"I'm done with that [bleep]. Mnh-mnh.

"I'm done. I'm tired.

I don't want to do none of this."

That's fine. I don't...

-Yeah, that's good. -[Emily] Mm-hmm.

She tired.

Is it me?

-[chuckles] "Is it me?" -Did I pregame before salsa?

[all] Cheers to love.

Cheers.

Emma, I see you got a hickey on your boob.

Is that what that is? When did that happen?

I do have a hickey on my boob.

-Ooh. -From who?

Like, that's the thing, too, Mom.

Like, I'm grown now. You know?

-You're grown, -Like, and it's OK.

It's just hard for me to see.

Hard. Pa-dum-pam.

It's hard for me to see stuff like that.

Because to me, you're always gonna be my baby.

-I don't care how old you are. -Of course.

So watching that is like, "Ew."

-Do you get hickeys still? -No.

What the [bleep]? I'm not 13.

I know. Who does that?

-Yeah, what the [bleep]? -What is he, thirty?

He's 30, I think, 29.

-Oh, he turned 30 on the island. -That is kind of crazy.

I have a hickey story. I think I was like 17, bro.

I went to the mall.

I went into the photo booth, which is at the mall

with all the little mall kids.

Everyone would go in the photo booth to make out.

I went into the photo booth to make out with him.

And then he started, like, sucking on my neck.

And I was like, "Haha."

Whatever, I get out and I was like, "Oh no!"

I live with my Cuban mother and my Cuban grandmother.

[Kara indistinct]

Bro, my mom called my boyfriend's house

and was like, "Your son's a piece of [bleep]."

She told me, "You're grounded. I'm taking your phone.

I'm taking it." We were like Romeo and Juliet.

We were like separate, never speak again.

In my head, I was like,

-"If I ever get a hickey again, I'm going to die." -You're done, yeah.

I came here. -I wanted to get engaged.

Are you super serious?

Like, you came here with the idea that you're going

to get engaged?

Or are you just, like, saying,

"I want to meet, like, a nice guy?"

No, like, 100% want to get engaged.

She wants to get engaged everywhere that girl goes.

She goes to Burger King. She wants to get engaged.

Well, she's a self-aware queen.

So now with Jamal, I'm, like, just focused on him.

And I'm like, "Oh, he's husband material."

She's like, [imitates scanner].

-Yeah, always, you know. -Like, you're her prize.

Like, not the prize, but, well, you're a prize.

You know what it is? You know what it is?

'Cause me and you are so skeptical of everyone.

So we're always like, like, at first with Emma,

I was like, "What the f*** are you up to?

Like, why do you like me so much?"

Yeah, I thought that too.

And then I was sort of being like,

"Why am I acting like it's a problem

that this girl likes me?"

The only thing I thought was like,

"Wow, she's just going in really fast."

-You know what I mean? -Yeah.

When you guys are on this island.

-Yeah, she's moving fast. -You know?

And then you guys, like we said, you have

to experience each other outside of a resort.

[Jamal] Yeah.

Does he know how you feel and that like

you want to get engaged on this trip?

I mean, I think he knows.

And I think obviously you guys got a taste of like seeing him

run away and stuff, but he can't run away from me now.

Oh, my God.

But if he said like, "Let's get married tomorrow,"

I would be like, "OK."

Oh, what the [bleep]?

[Brittany] I know. Oh, my God, I better be there.

That crow is a bad sign. Did you see that?

Crows are bad luck, like black crows.

I don't know if there's other crows,

but very, very, very bad luck.

If I was there and saw that crow in the moment,

I probably wouldn't even gone to Saul's tonight.

Like, I would have taken that as my omen.

Like, what is that crow even doing there?

You're literally on an island.

First off, why is there a crow?

[Brittany] The first night, I did give Erica my necklace.

And like, I've been hearing a little openness

from her side. -Wow.

And she's been expressing how she feels like the guys aren't

very romantic, and the guys aren't this.

I'm like, "Maybe she should try the other side."

Right? And so I was like,

"You know, this my time to slide."

You're like, "Come to me." You're like, "Come to me."

[Brittany] I was like, "This is my time to slide."

And like, see if you're open to just trying

this other side with me.

She's super cute, though.

Like, she's very cute.

If Brittany hit on me, I'm vibing with that.

Brittany's so hot.

-I'm telling you right now. -Come on, no, no.

I would.

Yeah, because Brittany has game.

I mean, she's --

She had a game on me here last time,

and I was like, "Take me home."

-Take me, I'm telling you. -"Take me home."

Oh, my God.

We did come up with a handshake.

-I don't know if you saw it yet. -No, let me see it.

We'll show you the fast version. We'll see if you keep up with it.

-Wowo, OK. -That was solid.

-That was solid. -That was real fast.

-That was real fast. -[Brian] This is slow-mo.

[JT] One, two, three, boom. Mm, mm, mm.

OK. Let me try.

-So one -- nope. -Oh, wait, wait.

Three claps. Go back.

-Uh, uh. -Got it.

One, two, three, mm. One finger.

Oh, she did it right. She really got it.

One more time. OK.

[JT] Mm, mm, mm, mm. Mm.

-Uh. -I did it.

Done it. Good.

We just had a lot of being

like, "I don't really [bleep] you" conversation.

[Tim] Right.

-Like over and over again. -[Tim] Yeah.

[Kara speaking]

We all three of us actually hung out in the room

a few times.

[Sophie] Yeah.

No.

[Jamal] No, me and Kara have never done anything.

You know, when we got there, me and her had conversations.

Like, "Maybe we just go on a date."

But it just never happened.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, but I just think, like, now me and her know

so much about each other, it's like,

we could never do that.

So I just feel like there's a lot of insecurities going on

about our friendship. -Yeah.

Which is understandable, I guess.

[Sophie hums]

Say what you're gonna say.

Yeah, what is it?

I feel like you just get mad if I say anything about

your situation. -Say it.

First of all, stop egging me on, OK?

I was just gonna say, like,

it seems like Emma hates Kara because of you guys' friendship.

Yeah.

-[Emma] Are you serious? -[Kara] It looks...

Uh-oh.

-Is that your suitcase? -Yep.

Yep.

It's interesting because Emma says to me

that she doesn't think twice about it.

And JT came and he was expressing to me his concerns

about them being in the room together.

He never once brought up Emma.

I do not believe that Emma went to him

and expressed concerns to him.

I believe that Emma would go to Jamal,

tell him how she feels, or even Kara.

I don't see Emma doing that in any way.

And I feel like Emma is a person to want to speak

her mind if something was to bother her.

[Emma] I think I was standing at the bar and he pulled me aside.

[Emma] He tells me.

She gets mad, but it's like she's doing it to herself.

These are things that she's doing to herself.

We're all adults.

She really threw you under and said,

"Oh, he came up to me and said this."

What would JT have to gain from,

you know, going up to Emma first and telling her about...

Well, what do you think he had to gain?

Nothing. He wasn't gaining.

-Yeah, I don't see it either. -Yeah.

I mean, the man is crying to me

on the first date about deep [bleep].

You don't think he could come to me and be like,

"Hey, what's up with your friend [bleep]?"

If it was really, truly bothering him in that way,

why would he pull Emma?

Of all people.

-Of all people. -Doesn't make any sense.

-Yeah. -It doesn't make any sense.

[Kara] And then...

-Chloe said that? -Mm-hmm.

Oh, so Kara's telling your business.

Yeah, but I don't mind that.

I don't know.

So...

I mean, it's not ideal, obviously,

to have somebody just...

like air out your business,

but at the same time,

I feel like I moved through life

never saying anything about somebody

that I would not say to their face.

But she's like -- I knew she was gonna --

I knew she was gonna hear it anyway,

and if she couldn't see that I was distancing myself,

then like she's blind.

But don't you think it's weird that, like,

you told her something, and then she immediately ran

and told the person you just...

-Yeah, -You know, like that --

that's what's probably weird to me.

I would feel like, "Damn, why are you telling people?"

I mean, trust no one ever.

[Sophie] Yeah.

So that's my day.

I knew that [bleep] was gonna happen.

[Kara speaking]

Oh, my God.

-Oh, my God, -Oh, you did a great,

great conversation there, bro.

Your words were so big and, like, thorough

when you had that conversation with her.

You said that, and you didn't even give her a second

to speak, and the only word she said was like,

"What?"

I know, yeah.

The general consensus of the entire resort is

that we don't [bleep] like your ass.

Emma did try to make an attempt

to get Kara to accept her,

but Kara has her own reasons, and you know,

you gotta respect everyone's opinion.

So I know you don't like Kara either.

No, I like her. I like her.

Oh, my God. [bleep]

-What you talking about? -[Jamal] OK.

why would you think I don't like Kara?

I don't know, I guess people just talk too much.

Yeah, I'm like, "I just met her.

I have no problem with Kara."

I have heard multiple people have said you said that.

-Who? -Um...

-I just met her yesterday! -I know, but --

And I went to the bar with her.

Because what was told was Julia said that

she didn't really get a good vibe from Karen,

that she was bitchy or something,

and that you were also agreeing with her.

-That is some bull -- -I don't think you've ever told me that.

You've never even said anything about Kara.

You actually like Kara.

We are friends for three years.

-What? -Uh, I have no idea.

Then I guess people just be talking.

This is why girls don't like each other,

because you guys believe everything you guys say

without actually asking that person.

[Jamal grunts]

He's made himself upset. My gosh.

[Jamal speaking]

Like this, exactly like this one.

Me neither, it was weird.

Sophie, I'm sorry for making it awkward.

I just wanna move forward.

[Jamal] But I just want to move on with you too.

I'm sorry. I was having a hard day.

-OK? -[Julia] Mm-hmm.

My bad.

[Jamal grunts] OK.

-All righty. -[producer] Whoo, all right.

Yay!

Yes, OK.

[all] Hi!

Welcome! This is salsa night, baby!

OK, Britney with the boobs out.

So Puerto Rico, we just don't dance or listen salsa.

-We feel it. -Doesn't her skin look good?

-Who? -Kara's.

-Yeah, it's like super, yeah. -[Kara] Thank you.

-Glowing. -Yeah, you are glowing.

[Kara] Thank you.

Well, I had to get rid of my husband, you know?

[indistinct]

Right, right, right, right, right.

-No [bleep] helps. -OK.

So cute.

-[Kara] Me? -In your element.

-[laughs] Michael! -Michael! Aye!

[Jamal] That sounds salsa, brother.

Michael was working! I love it.

I love it.

-Michael! -OK, Michael!

Oh, my God.

Michael literally was like this.

Ooh.

Seven.

One, two, three, four.

You like this, right?

Yeah, I didn't know what to do at all.

But this has been a dream to learn salsa dancing forever.

Because it's so light. It's so intimate.

OK, um, so it was like this.

Like that.

-One, two, three, four. -Oh [bleep].

-Six. -One, two, three.

-One, two, three. -Boom, boom.

-Oh, wait. -Boom, boom.

Oh, my God. I just saw spots.

Is there a simpler one?

That's as simple as it [bleep] gets.

That is the basic.

But your hips, like, when you unlock them

and you're actually flowing with it, it feels good.

It felt good.

And then how do you do it, Michael?

-Hey! [laughs] -Oh, yeah.

That's --

[Emma speaking]

[Jamal speaking]

[Emma speaking]

[Jamal speaking]

[Emma speaking]

[Jamal speaking]

[Emma speaking]

-Oh, dang. -What?

So Emma had been texting me consistently throughout

the beginning of the retreat.

And then after she had made out with Brian on the floor and had

air sex and did that whole thing, that's when I started

to pull back.

And I just didn't answer probably three days

or four days worth of her text messages.

And she showed up to my back door.

Mm-hmm.

And she just said, "Hey, look can we have a conversation?"

And I was just like, "Listen,

"I don't want to do this right now.

Like, there's nothing really to talk about in this moment."

And she goes, "Please, like, I just keep hearing that

you don't like me and you're distancing yourself."

And I basically said,

"I don't need to play, like, a game."

And then she said, "Can I talk to you off camera?"

I just genuinely didn't want to have a conversation with her.

And she came to my door.

And I was like, "Girl, not now."

he's ready to go.

"I'm gonna stomp on them," physically.

This girl makes him so angry.

But that's the thing, she stirs [bleep] up.

Loves it. It's like, "Just chill. Chill."

But what's crazy is he's not like that normally.

-That's what I'm saying. -He's not.

He goes in with the best energy

in almost every situation I've ever seen him in.

-He's the best. -He's a great human.

When we were together, like away from her,

like dude, he was a totally different person.

Yeah.

Um, guys, has anyone heard from Emma today?

-Jamal, anyone? -It looks like they're hiding.

-You think? -Yeah, and don't wanna be here.

[Jamal] Mother[bleep].

-Shh. -[Jamal] Mother[bleep].

Jamal, stop.

[Jamal] No one was hiding [bleep].

-It's always something. -It's always something.

"Hiding." Get the [bleep] out of here.

-Oh, there you are. -Here come Papa and Mama.

Oh, hey, welcome to the party. What's up?

Wait, let me put my bag down.

He's got some weird energy coming in here.

Oh, I can feel the tension through the TV right now.

I remember this being like, "Ooh."

[gags]

[laughing] You're throwing up in your mouth.

I feel like Chloe felt nauseous

because I was about to call her out on her [bleep].

And so is Emma.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Dun-dun-dun-dun!

[both] Dun-dun-dun-dun!

Dude, it's like we know some [bleep] is about to go pop on.

Like, it was that feeling.

[tense music builds]

[exhales] I'm getting upset now.

It was just not -- it was not cool.

I'm tired of Chloe talking about Emma.

But then, smiling in my face.

Enough is enough.

I feel like that's just your nature,

is, to defend.

[Jamal] We came to salsa night.

Hopefully, we can keep it cordial.

But if everyone starts ganging up,

I'm not letting it [bleep] happen.

[Kara] Next time on "Sheet Talking."

Jump, jump, jump!

[both] Whoa!

-Come on! -Come on, yay!

Again, one more leg!

This is beautiful. I'm shedding a tear.

Ah!

You don't know who you're fucking with, Brian.

I'll tell you that.

Yeah, save bitch walking away.

-What? -Save bitch walking away.

Jamal!

Jamal was just, like, ready to be like,

"I'm standing up for my girl." That is crazy to me.

Like, two weeks ago, wasn't that Rob's girl, though?

-That's what I'm saying! -[laughing]

Sorry!

And I don't see myself, you know,

exploring any other connection here.

-You guys are cute together. -They really are.

That was a really good first kiss.

I would still rate it like an eight out of 10,

like as a first kiss.

Like 8.2, no higher.

[Brittany speaking]

[Michael] OK.

-Oh-oh. -Oh, yes.

Wait a minute.

-Oh! -Wait, is that Brittany?

-Oh! -No, is that Brittany?

-Two girls in the same night? -Who is that?

Boom!

-That is Brittany! -Oh!