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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,280 We're going to get married March 8th. I think that's the one. 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:06,440 I think so too. 3 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:08,400 Hey, you swam. 4 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:10,040 Is it weird if I'm proud of you? 5 00:00:10,040 --> 00:00:11,160 I'm proud of you too. 6 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:12,640 Well done. Well done. 7 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:14,120 What's happening to you, exactly? 8 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:16,840 Because from the outside it seriously looks like you're losing 9 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:19,280 your mind. I'm going to move out. What? No, you're not. Shut up! 10 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:21,760 You don't want to be sharing your marital home with a pathetic 11 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:23,360 lodger who's in love with you. 12 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:39,360 HE TESTS MIC 13 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:46,160 I mean, that is a great picture of you. 14 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:48,360 OK. I'll take another one. 15 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:57,000 What is happening here? Hmm? 16 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,880 What's this? 17 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:01,240 This isn't a bride face. It looks awful. 18 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:04,560 Stop it. Sorry. 19 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:08,040 What were you saying? Something about... Sorry, what? 20 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:13,000 Is this cold feet? 21 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,320 Are you reconsidering? 22 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:16,480 No, I'm just really excited. 23 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,880 I was exactly the same on my wedding day. 24 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,840 Yeah, but you were marrying an arsehole. 25 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:34,160 Nick's not... Fuck off! Nick's not an arsehole! 26 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:37,120 He just...he just doesn't understand the lengths that 27 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:40,240 I have to go to, to have one measly night with no responsibility. 28 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:43,800 Hey, my whole life is nights out without responsibilities, 29 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:46,160 and it suuuuuuucks. 30 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:47,880 Am I putting this there? 31 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:50,760 Kieran? Yo, Kieran, am I putting this there? 32 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:52,040 You said there was a plan. 33 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:53,560 Yeah. There was, but... 34 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:58,240 ..Ray's supposed to be here and I'm just... 35 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:02,600 Oh, hey, I lost track of time. 36 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:05,240 Hi. Tell me you know where to put this table. 37 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:06,440 Here. 38 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:08,400 Where the hell have you been? 39 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:14,160 I went for a run. What, all morning? 40 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:17,920 The world doesn't stop every time you have a mental breakdown, Ray. 41 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:29,280 It would be good to not have additional stress today, all right? 42 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:31,880 I'm really tired, we barely slept. Hey, Kieran. 43 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:35,000 I've made Gem's favourite punch, but that driver was a madman. 44 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,960 Do you have a spare shirt? 45 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,120 No. 46 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:40,360 OK. 47 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:47,240 Kieran, if you want to talk about what I said last night, I'm hap... What the fuck are you doing? 48 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:52,360 Nothing, I'm... What do you want from me, Ray? It's my wedding day. 49 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,840 I'll just get changed and... No, don't worry about it, 50 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:57,320 it's all done now. 51 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:03,000 And you swipe right. And you message. 52 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,160 And you get excited. 53 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:05,880 And you meet up with them. 54 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:07,120 And they're awful. 55 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:12,560 But you wake up the next day and you start swiping again 56 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,480 because, well, you... you know it's out there. 57 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:23,080 You have absolute proof that true love does exist in this universe. 58 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:25,240 LAUGHTER 59 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:28,040 Gem, I mean, you and Kieran are like this... 60 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,160 ..this beacon of hope... 61 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:34,160 DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES 62 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,880 ..to losers like me. 63 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:47,360 And I flew halfway around the world just to come and bask in the 64 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:48,840 glow of your timeless... 65 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,240 ..unbreakable, 66 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:55,480 nauseatingly beautiful love. 67 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:59,360 And so if you ever break up, then I will kill you both. 68 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,640 That's right, Esther, cos today's all about you. 69 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,720 Hey, hey, bride face? 70 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:08,560 Err, just one second. 71 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,760 Gem, no, wait, it's dress time. I know. I know. 72 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:14,080 Just give me one second. 73 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:17,360 KNOCK AT DOOR 74 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:22,520 What? 75 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,240 Nothing, I just... 76 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:30,800 Kieran is really angry. 77 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:33,440 Yeah, he is. 78 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:37,840 I'm sorry if last night I... 79 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:41,040 You should be sorry. 80 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:44,600 It was a really... I'm not asking for anything, I just... 81 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:48,360 To dump that on us, and what are we supposed to do with it? I didn't try to dump. 82 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:50,920 I'm sorry. 83 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,480 I cannot not feel what I feel. 84 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:59,440 What makes you so upset? 85 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,600 Gemma, dress time. 86 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:26,360 I won't come to the wedding, I'll... 87 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:30,400 Come. Don't come. 88 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,320 Gem! 89 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:37,000 Today's not about you. 90 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:41,480 There she is. Everything all right? 91 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:47,120 Yep. 92 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:50,680 Da-da-da! 93 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:52,600 Mrs Lovell! 94 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:57,160 It's still Hastings, I'm keeping my name. 95 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:58,920 It's ridiculous. 96 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:01,440 Mum never picks up her phone, Dee. 97 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:03,840 Listen, if she's there she's there, 98 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:07,240 it won't be the first time she's missed a big thing. 99 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:15,800 Beautiful. 100 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:17,400 Just too many buttons. 101 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:18,640 There are so many buttons. 102 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:20,760 Have to take half-hour shifts. 103 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:23,720 Yeah, I know. OK. That's why we came. 104 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,800 Ready? Clothes off. Kit off. 105 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:29,520 YELLING 106 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:31,680 Danny, time to get your tux on, mate. 107 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:32,760 Not happening. 108 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:36,160 I got him a tux from M&S and he refuses to wear it. 109 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:38,880 It's got a little bow tie and everything. It's hilarious. 110 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:40,920 He can wear what he wants, it's cool. 111 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:42,640 Are you OK? 112 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:45,320 You just seem massively...something. 113 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:47,720 No, I'm just... It's a big day, innit? 114 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:50,800 Huh. 115 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:54,320 Is this all right, or...? Jason lent me a spare. 116 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:55,640 You look perfect! 117 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:58,720 I would never choose it, but... 118 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,720 PHONE RINGS 119 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:04,920 Listen, Kier - I really like Gemma, you know. 120 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:07,080 Yeah, I know. Me too. 121 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:09,680 It's just you and me are the same in a lot of ways. 122 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,560 So don't mess it up. 123 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:13,240 Yeah. 124 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:15,200 Yeah, OK, Dee. 125 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:17,480 OK, sure. It's time to get dressed. 126 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:20,920 Oh, look, Gem was Scary Spice, obviously. 127 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:23,680 There was absolutely no choice about that at our school. 128 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:25,360 And I fought to be Posh. 129 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:26,880 But grew up to be Ginger. 130 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,280 I liked Sporty. 131 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:30,920 How's this even work? How the hell did she do this up before? 132 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:32,320 Let me have a try. 133 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:33,840 Ray did it. 134 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:36,520 No, it's not that bit, it's the clippy things. How did she do it 135 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:38,840 before? Let me have a go. What?! That is impossible. 136 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:40,440 It's going to take forever. 137 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:43,240 Oh, Ray, can you remember how this works? 138 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:45,320 Look, it's literally just clips and... 139 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:48,760 Err, no, I'm just... It's literally... There's a hook. 140 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,960 Gem, calm down, you're getting worked up. 141 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:54,680 Do you do the hooks first or the buttons? You don't need your lodger for that. It's, err... 142 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:58,120 Gemma, seriously, 143 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:00,880 did you get the most complicated dress you could find? 144 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:03,680 Sorry. 145 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:07,360 See, she knows what she's doing. 146 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:10,480 I just wouldn't have the patience for a dress like this. 147 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:44,600 Oh, look at her. 148 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:50,920 Bloody hell, Gem. 149 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:53,640 Fuck you. That is gorgeous. 150 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:54,840 Holy crap. 151 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:58,920 Gem. You're so beautiful I could snap your neck. 152 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:05,480 Hello! It's bloody cold. Hurry up, Lovell. 153 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:09,400 I'm coming. Bloody hell. I'm coming. Sorry, sorry. 154 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:13,120 Hold on. 155 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:18,240 Yo. Stay still. What's that smell from? 156 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:19,680 It's aftershave, mate. 157 00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:23,080 Hopefully I meet my second wife tonight. Smelling like barbecue? 158 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:25,360 Come on, let's go. 159 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:27,160 Ready? 160 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:37,960 Hurry up, mate. 161 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:39,720 Yeah. What are you doing? 162 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:43,280 Give me just one minute, actually. 163 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:45,160 What do you mean? One minute. 164 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,960 Are you serious? THEY BOO 165 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:49,400 Are you getting cold feet? 166 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:52,280 Gem, you were looking faint earlier, you should eat something. 167 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:55,240 Can one of you get her a plate or something? 168 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:58,640 I got her a plate. One of us? Yes, one of you. Why not? 169 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,120 Give it a rest. 170 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,720 KNOCK AT DOOR 171 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:43,880 Ray? Kieran wants to talk to you. 172 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:44,960 I... 173 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:49,160 Just a second. 174 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:59,800 If you see her in her wedding dress then it will ruin the whole day. And Gemma will get... 175 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:02,760 You're being ridiculous. Your name's not on the list, you're not getting in. 176 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:05,480 It's not about bad luck, it's about not ruining the moment later when... 177 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:08,480 OK, fine, someone please just tell Ray. 178 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,360 Hey. Hi. Hey. Um... 179 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:19,440 Can I please talk to you? 180 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:39,440 I was out of order, the way I spoke to you before. 181 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:42,280 You don't have to apologise. I was angry. I'm the one who should be... 182 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:45,080 I was pissed off and stressed and I shouldn't have snapped. 183 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:46,200 Please. Don't. 184 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:49,080 I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 185 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:55,760 Please go. 186 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:01,720 Sorry. 187 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,680 KNOCK AT DOOR 188 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:26,920 Hi. Are you OK, hon? 189 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,960 What the fuck is going on, Gem? 190 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,520 I just need a moment. 191 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:35,600 OK. 192 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,520 PHONE BUZZES 193 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:52,400 You know it's bad luck for the groom to see 194 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,280 the bride before the wedding, right? 195 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:57,600 You still want to do this, right? 196 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:03,480 Marriage, 197 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:07,400 according to the law of this country, is the union of two people, 198 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:12,000 voluntarily entered into, for life, to the exclusion of all others. 199 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:17,320 Kieran and Gemma will walk out of here husband and wife, 200 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:19,840 and you will all walk beside them. 201 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:23,280 And you'll remain by their side in the years to come, 202 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:26,080 celebrating with them, supporting them 203 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:28,400 and protecting the vows they have made today. 204 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:33,160 CHEERING AND YELLING 205 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,520 Is everyone with us? 206 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:46,520 Stop, stop, stop. Here? 207 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:48,640 That's great. Now look at me. 208 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:50,160 Look at me. 209 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:53,400 Look at me. 210 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,320 It's so beautiful. 211 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:57,440 That's amazing. 212 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,080 All right, let's go! 213 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:00,640 Caroline. 214 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,040 I am so sorry - I thought I could settle him. 215 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:05,960 Don't! Oh, my goodness, we loved hearing his little voice. 216 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,560 Oh, well, the bit I heard was really beautiful. 217 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:12,000 Guys, obviously... God, I'm ready for a drink, actually. 218 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,920 Right, so am I. 219 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,400 Will you take him for me? 220 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:24,400 Oh, Victor! You didn't have to. 221 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:27,320 Oh, I didn't. It's from my mum. 222 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:29,800 Yeah, she's been taking classes. 223 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,080 She sort of wanted to... 224 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,720 She's grateful to you, y'know, 225 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:36,400 for giving me a job and teaching me to cook and things. 226 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:39,280 Thank you, I love it. 227 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:42,680 No, no, don't pose, don't pose, act natural! Natural, OK. 228 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:45,680 Everyone just stay where you are and look at the camera. 229 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,720 Again. 230 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,480 Look, sorry, can you...can you just take that and then go to the cafe? 231 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,320 Thanks. Sorry, excuse me. 232 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:54,600 Ah, it's perfect. 233 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:59,480 Acting naturally in three, two... 234 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:02,840 Got it! 235 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:04,480 Mum, the cake people! 236 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,840 Oh, bum - well remembered! 237 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:10,160 So, erm, we made you a little bride and groom for the cake. 238 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,560 Erm, he did most of it. Some of it. 239 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:16,680 Your housemate, is she staff today or is she a guest? 240 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:20,920 Wait! Wait! 241 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,520 For the cake. 242 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:27,320 Oh, OK, thanks. 243 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:30,120 OK, bride and groom together, and the family. Yeah. OK. 244 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,240 And smile... 245 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,520 Beautiful. 246 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:45,240 Ray, we're not ready yet, can you stall them a second, please? 247 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:48,320 Err... Thank you. Everyone on the patio, please. 248 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:56,640 They've asked me to keep you here. 249 00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:57,880 Oh. OK. 250 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:13,400 BELL RINGS 251 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:15,040 I think that's your cue. 252 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,720 Oh, really? 253 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:18,080 Go. 254 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:22,720 Ladies and gentleman and those who otherwise identify, I give you 255 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,080 Mr and Mrs Lovell! 256 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,960 CHEERING 257 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:29,160 Hastings! I'm still keeping my name. 258 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,560 Hi, can I help? 259 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:48,040 It's under control. 260 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,360 OK, cool. 261 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,160 Please, give me a job to do. 262 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:58,080 It must be a weird day for you. 263 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,800 What's this? 264 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,280 Oh, err, I think Victor did it. 265 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,840 That's truly horrible. 266 00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:13,200 Hi. 267 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,720 Hi, congratulations. Thanks. You did it. 268 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:18,200 You look amazing. I know. 269 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,880 Ray, do we need to talk? 270 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:26,040 I mean, I don't know what to say exactly... 271 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,640 Ray's helping me at the moment. 272 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:32,520 Yeah, I just, erm... 273 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:35,240 Gemma, your nan wants to see you open your gift. 274 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:36,880 It's a hand vac, apparently. Right. 275 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:40,800 Garnish on this, please, or it just looks like flattened nut-sacks. 276 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,320 Can you put some more on here, please? They're half empty. Where's 277 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,680 Victor? And can you fold the meats, please? I don't want people 278 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:49,040 scrabbling around with greasy fingers to... Gemma! OK, I'll just take this tray out. 279 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,960 Gemma, go and be a bride. 280 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,440 Thank you. Go. 281 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,760 Oh, err, this is for the cake. 282 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:03,320 Can you do the cake, please? Thank you. Thank you. 283 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,880 Cake. Cake. 284 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,840 Ray, darling, you're reading after Gemma's dad, aren't you? 285 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:11,200 Do you...? I've got the letter if you want to practise...? 286 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,960 I'm completely fine. 287 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,560 OK. 288 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,800 Can I just have a little nibble? Not until we serve, Jason. 289 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,200 Actually, one moment. 290 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,840 OK, no worries, Ray... 291 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:55,840 Hi. Have you seen...? 292 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:58,440 What's going on? Nothing... 293 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,160 That smell? It's Chris' aftershave. 294 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:02,280 What? Doesn't even smell that strong. 295 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,960 It smells like turps. It smells like worming medicine. 296 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,440 Ah, shit. 297 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,680 OK, just don't tell Gemma, yeah? 298 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:14,320 Or Caroline. We're just taking a little break before service. 299 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:18,000 WEST INDIAN IMPERSONATION: Likkle bit a wacky ba... Don't do that voice, man. 300 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,920 No, yeah, you REALLY can't do that. 301 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:22,000 Weren't you a paramedic? 302 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,920 Err, yeah, yeah. 303 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:27,040 Looks like you could do with a bit of a medical, prescription-type... 304 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,120 Paramedics can't prescribe. 305 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:30,760 Yeah, I know that. 306 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:33,320 Victor, Gorgon Ramsay has noted your absence. 307 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:36,000 Gorgon Ramsay! That's amazing. You're an idiot. 308 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,120 Oh. No. No. We've got loads of names for her. 309 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:41,040 No, we don't. 310 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:44,400 Oh, what, you're smoking weed out here, yeah? Today? 311 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,000 I'm at work. 312 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,840 Prick! 313 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,360 Bloody hell! 314 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:52,520 Oh, I don't smoke...drugs. 315 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,160 First time for everything. 316 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,840 Have you seen Kieran? No. 317 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:06,920 Hi, erm... 318 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:12,400 I don't think I...I should read the letter. I'm really sorry. 319 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:15,360 I don't want to make a problem or mess anything up, I just... 320 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:18,520 OK. No. I can ask someone else - Dee maybe, or... 321 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:21,200 No, I get it. I understand. 322 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:24,400 Ray, I'm sort of saying I get it. 323 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,920 What you said last night... 324 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,080 ..I believe you. 325 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:35,320 I know what it would take for you to read the letter. I'm not going to ask you to do that. 326 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:37,840 Thank you. 327 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,600 It was such a beautiful wedding. 328 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:43,760 Mum's here. 329 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:46,640 What? She's in a cab. I dunno. Come. 330 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:55,920 Oh. Can you borrow me some money for the cab? 331 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:59,080 You're kidding me. Look, I'll pay you back, I promise. 332 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:02,240 I was at work. I put the wrong date in my book. 333 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,920 I'm so sorry, Kieran. 334 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,960 Mum, it's OK. It's OK, Mum. 335 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,800 Messed it up again. No. 336 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,600 You look so smart. 337 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,360 So handsome. 338 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,640 I'm so late. Did I miss the photos? Is Danny here? 339 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:19,440 Yes. Yeah. Yeah. 340 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,960 Oh, erm, I need to get changed. 341 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:24,680 Oh, of course, yeah. Erm... 342 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:27,680 No, it's your wedding, I'll take her upstairs. 343 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:30,480 Where the hell have you been? I'm sorry. Answer your phone. 344 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,200 I'm coming. 345 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:47,240 You know what, 346 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:50,800 let's get Jason to take some shots of the food for the website - 347 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,320 not to pimp out your wedding or anything. 348 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:56,760 Yeah, that is a good idea, we'll take some of these as well. 349 00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:59,040 Hey, Gemma - your lodger... 350 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:01,240 Just out of curiosity, is she...? No. 351 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:03,920 Leave her alone. 352 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,640 I'm only asking. 353 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,200 You're unbelievable. 354 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,280 Gem. 355 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:11,640 Yeah. 356 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:18,240 Do we need to talk? 357 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:21,680 About? 358 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:26,360 About... 359 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,400 Mr and Mrs Lovell. 360 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,160 Oh, no, it's still Hastings... 361 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:39,600 I'll be leaving early, Gemma, so you should open my gift now. 362 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:43,480 Oh, OK, well, could you give us one little second? It's a hand vacuum. 363 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,120 For the car. Open it now. 364 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:47,600 Erm, well, I'm actually just in the middle... 365 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,200 You are so like your mother. 366 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:53,520 Always on the go, never stopping. 367 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,400 Sorry. Hi, Ray. 368 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,760 Hi, Esther. 369 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:03,800 You having a nice time? Yeah. 370 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,480 Err, I'm just go... 371 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:13,040 Look, Ray, whatever the fuck is going on with you, 372 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,320 it needs to stop. 373 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:18,640 With respect, you don't know what... No. No. 374 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:23,080 With respect, this is a wedding and you are being disruptive 375 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:24,360 and, frankly, gross. 376 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:28,280 Now I have known that woman my entire life 377 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,280 and I would kill for her if it came to it. 378 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,440 Back the fuck off. 379 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,200 Hey, can you help me? 380 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,800 Erm...codeword. 381 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,480 What's going on? 382 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:45,000 Nothing, just, erm, codeword. 383 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,600 Oh, I need to... 384 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,040 Esther can help you go to the toilet. 385 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,120 Come on, then, pissy pants. Let's go. 386 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:05,000 She's back. 387 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,440 Easy. 388 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,320 Victor! 389 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,120 Ah, shit. Can you take this? 390 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:19,080 Why? Because you're going there anyway. 391 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:21,400 I don't feel anything. 392 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:23,160 Yeah, it's going out. One sec. 393 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,280 Give me the lighter. 394 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:28,240 Wait, don't light it near your face, you're too flammable. 395 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,000 Oh, very funny. 396 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,280 You absolute arsehole. 397 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,480 Hey. Where's Colby? 398 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,320 How high are you? 399 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:40,680 He's twatted. I'm fine. 400 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:42,160 Unbelievable. 401 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:45,640 And how are you planning on getting you and your infant son home tonight? 402 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,560 Hey, because you're not driving like this. 403 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:48,960 I'll Uber. 404 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,760 Do Ubers have car seats? 405 00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:52,640 Ubers don't have car seats? 406 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,600 How do you not know this shit? Jesus! 407 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,840 Babe, you're leaking. 408 00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:00,200 SCOFFING 409 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:05,080 Perfect. That is perfect. 410 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,680 Caro. Babe! 411 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,680 Yeah. 412 00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:10,040 I don't feel good. 413 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:13,120 Yeah. 414 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,760 I don't like weddings either. 415 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,320 I'll get you some water. 416 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,560 I can get my own water. No, no, stay, stay, chill. 417 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,440 Just be calm, I'll be back. 418 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,440 Oh, hi, love, are you all right? Yes. 419 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,800 Oh, dear. Can I help you? 420 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:49,680 Oh, thank you. Thank you, babe, thanks. 421 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,440 Oh, my God. 422 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:56,000 You not going in to the party? 423 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,640 In a minute. 424 00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,560 Yeah. Me too. 425 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:03,160 I thought I'd have a quick fag before I put on my face. 426 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:06,320 Do you want one? 427 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,800 Oh... I don't smoke. 428 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:09,840 Yeah. 429 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,600 They'll be throwing the bouquet in a minute. 430 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,240 If you're single. 431 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,240 THEY COUNT DOWN FROM FIVE 432 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,880 CHEERING 433 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,080 GLASS CLINKS 434 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,680 If everyone could take their seats for the speeches 435 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,600 and please make sure you have drinks topped up for a toast. 436 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:35,280 Do you want a little bit more? I'm OK, thanks. 437 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:41,360 Pass me a drink. 438 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,040 You've got one. 439 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:48,080 These three just chatting like normal people. 440 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,400 What? Did you think it would be all Game Of Thrones? 441 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,560 Where was all this functionality when we were kids? 442 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:58,760 Please welcome the father of the bride, Captain Walter Hastings. 443 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:00,440 APPLAUSE 444 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:04,880 Don't worry, it'll be fine. 445 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,200 Well, here we are. 446 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,600 BABY CRIES 447 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:10,920 Thank you, Colby. 448 00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:16,120 The day many of us thought would never come. 449 00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:18,040 ISOLATED LAUGHTER 450 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:25,080 This has been a truly collaborative, home-made wedding 451 00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:29,440 and a testament to the type of people Gemma and Kieran are. 452 00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:35,760 Whatever the future holds for this place, 453 00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:38,640 we'll always have today to remember it by. 454 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:49,240 I tried to prepare something but it's ha...hard to know what to say about my daughter. 455 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:53,120 I'm not exactly an authority on that particular subject. 456 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:58,440 Whatever magic formula Kieran has, I can't say I share it. 457 00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:04,720 Gemma's mother would have known what to say. 458 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:07,640 She always did. 459 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:12,440 I expect she would have approved of Kieran 460 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:15,560 and, like me, would have been relieved that Gemma 461 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:19,240 has finally stopped searching. 462 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:22,960 Anyway... 463 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,800 ..to Mr and Mrs Lovell. 464 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,720 APPLAUSE 465 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,000 I think we have another reading now. 466 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,200 No, we're done. 467 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,480 Apparently not... Yes! 468 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,280 What's going on? She said she wouldn't read it. 469 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,600 I...I don't know. 470 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:54,520 Erm... 471 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,480 Hi. FEEDBACK 472 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,040 That's loud. 473 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:05,640 Hello, I'm Ramona - Ray. 474 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:11,760 I'm the happy couple's soon to be ex-lodger. 475 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:15,360 Kieran asked me to read, erm, to read something, so... 476 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:16,880 It's an actual letter, 477 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:23,560 handwritten on...on paper from when people did such things. 478 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,440 Erm... 479 00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:26,560 Sorry. 480 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:33,320 So it was sent from where Kieran was in Indonesia to 481 00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:37,560 Gemma, who was, err, she was, err, well, she was living in a squat 482 00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:40,880 and working in a restaurant run by her ex-girlfriend. 483 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,760 GASPS, TITTERING 484 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:45,240 Oh, was...? 485 00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:47,560 The people... Was that a secret? 486 00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:49,240 Just read the thing! 487 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:50,560 Right, yeah. 488 00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:52,880 Dear Gemma... 489 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:59,680 ..you are, without doubt, the most infuriating person I've ever met. 490 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:03,200 Never in my life have I met someone who seems to relish 491 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:04,760 arguing as much as you. 492 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,880 And you are so good at it. 493 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:09,240 You are a grandmaster. 494 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:12,000 You are the Leonardo da Vinci of arguing. 495 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:15,480 I never learned to argue. 496 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,560 I learned to shout. 497 00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,400 To fight my corner. 498 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,160 To fight with my sister and for my sister. 499 00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:24,720 To fight for our mum. 500 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:32,160 I write to you in the hope that you will continue to argue with me, 501 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:35,160 and I promise that I will do my best to listen. 502 00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:42,280 I am...I am sorry I freaked out when you said "I love you". 503 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:47,720 Nobody had really ever said that to me before and it scared me. 504 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,440 It's not because I didn't believe you. 505 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:54,320 It's because I felt it too, and couldn't say it. 506 00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:01,320 To say those words takes a bravery I didn't have in that moment. 507 00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:04,880 I cannot forgive myself for that. 508 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,240 That first time we slept together... 509 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,000 Oh! 510 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,520 Should I...should I just read the highlighted bits...? 511 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:15,120 Yeah, just the bits in yellow, actually. Thanks, Ray. 512 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:20,560 I'd like to see you again. 513 00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:22,680 Frankly, I'd like to marry you. 514 00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:28,120 I'm sorry if that sounds stalky. 515 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,720 Two weeks with you isn't enough time. 516 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:36,200 Honestly, I don't think a lifetime would be enough. 517 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,160 Yours, 518 00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:42,320 yours, yours, yours... 519 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:45,360 ..truly and always... 520 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:50,600 ..the ex-army guy you met in Bali. 521 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:51,680 PS. 522 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:54,280 I love you. 523 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,600 APPLAUSE 524 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:08,480 This is a request from Esther. 525 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,560 MUSIC: Who Do You Think You Are by Spice Girls 526 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,120 What?! 527 00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:17,240 Give me one second. 528 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,120 Ray. 529 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:46,240 Please... 530 00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:47,720 I can't breathe. 531 00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:49,320 Just wait, please. 532 00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:50,880 What? What do you want? 533 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:57,560 Why has he gone running after her, Gem? Don't worry about it, Esther, 534 00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:59,800 it's fine. Something's going on. Leave it! 535 00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,200 I want to say thank you. 536 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,600 That was beautiful. 537 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,520 I am so fucked up, Kier. 538 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:13,440 I am such a mess. 539 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:15,520 So am I. 540 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,880 We both are. All three of us are. 541 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:20,560 I don't know what I'm supposed to do, Ray. 542 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:27,600 Ray. 543 00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,120 Ray. Ray. 544 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,480 SHE PANTS 545 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:44,720 BREATHING SLOWS 546 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:10,800 Go get Gemma. 547 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:23,360 God, what am I doing? Ray... 548 00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:26,680 I need to go. 549 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:29,680 Get out of here. 550 00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:31,040 This is awful. 551 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:34,640 Listen... Go and dance with your wife. 552 00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,000 I'm so sorry. 553 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:50,720 Tell Caroline to take that baby home. 554 00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:52,560 Bye, Nana. Night. 555 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,200 Goodnight, Nick. Bye, Dad. 556 00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:02,520 I know that was an atheist ceremony. 557 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:05,440 Not atheist, just non religious. 558 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,960 But will you pray with us before we go? 559 00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:13,080 Yeah. Sure, let's pray. 560 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,880 Given the time of year you chose, you were lucky with the weather. 561 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,280 Yeah. 562 00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:28,120 I should have planned something. 563 00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:31,360 For the speech - I should have written something down. 564 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,240 I'm usually able to... It's OK. 565 00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:38,680 I've been making speeches my whole career, I don't know what happened. 566 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,720 I'm glad you have someone. 567 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,480 Thanks for coming today, Dad. 568 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:53,360 Thank you for bringing Kieran into our lives. 569 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:59,520 He doesn't attend church as often as we'd wish, 570 00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:02,720 but he honours you with his deeds. 571 00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:05,840 He saves lives. 572 00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,120 He lives a moral life. 573 00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:09,640 Bye. 574 00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,680 And he strives to be a good man. 575 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:15,720 Amen. 576 00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:16,840 Amen. Amen. 577 00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:19,280 Paul. 578 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:24,040 Love you, Ruth. The car's that way, Kim. 579 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:26,040 Kieran, thank you, darling. Thank you. 580 00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:38,040 Oh, I didn't think it was going to be as fancy as all that. 581 00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:42,120 You've done all right for yourself, despite having a terrible mum. 582 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,600 Oh, Mum, I'm glad you could be here, really. 583 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:48,200 And, err, that lovely French girl, with the curly hair, 584 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:51,320 she was so kind to me. I didn't catch her name. Ray. 585 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,480 Will you say goodbye to her? Yes. OK. 586 00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:00,320 Love you. Love you, Mum. Take care, darling. 587 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,360 OK. Let's go. 588 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,040 You love her. 589 00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:32,480 Don't you? 590 00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:38,520 Yeah. 591 00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:41,360 I do. 592 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,360 WINDOW OPENS 593 00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:50,160 Yeah. 594 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:53,680 I do too. 595 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,200 Did you kiss her? No. 596 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,920 Did you want to? I would never... 597 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:07,280 That's not what I asked. 598 00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:10,720 I love you. I'm married... That's not what I asked. 599 00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:14,400 I wanted to. 600 00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,680 It feels strange that I can't. That we can't... 601 00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:24,400 I should have said this earlier, 602 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,400 but if I put it into words it'll sound bad, but... 603 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,360 What? 604 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:32,360 Nothing, really, I just undid her bathrobe 605 00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,960 and sort of touched her a little bit. 606 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:38,200 It sounds bad, but it took all my strength not to just... 607 00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,040 What I feel for Ray is overwhelming. 608 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,720 I adore her. 609 00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:49,920 I love how she thinks, how she laughs. 610 00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:51,400 How she chews her food. 611 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,880 She makes my body behave in ways I can't control. 612 00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:59,480 Her body in the same room as mine changes MY body. 613 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:02,520 And she's kind. 614 00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:05,160 And goofy. 615 00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:08,880 And in another universe she'd be my absolute soulmate. 616 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,000 Or yours. 617 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:24,240 But we only get to pick one per lifetime, and we've picked each other. 618 00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:25,280 Yeah. 619 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:27,800 We have. 620 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,640 Not as consolation prizes, as number one choice. 621 00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:33,280 That's how we both feel. 622 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:35,960 Right? 623 00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:11,480 MUSIC PLAYS 624 00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:29,040 You and me. 625 00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,560 You and me, baby. 626 00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,640 Forever. 627 00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:37,800 DOOR OPENS 628 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,160 Sorry. 629 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,200 Is it OK if I borrow the bike? 630 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,920 Of course. 631 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:48,040 I'm going to stay at Moi's tonight. 632 00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:00,840 I just wanted to say that I'm really, truly happy for you. 633 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:06,680 I'm sorry that I've caused problems or weirdness, 634 00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,080 that was never... 635 00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:12,800 I'm sorry. 636 00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:27,160 I hope you're going to have a great honeymoon, and...thanks. 637 00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:30,800 For everything. 638 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:32,000 Thanks. 639 00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,200 Please don't go. 640 00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:51,720 I need help getting out my dress. 641 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:35,560 # It rains love when I'm with you 642 00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:41,080 # It rains love when I'm with you 643 00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:46,880 # You're my sun when the clouds roll through 644 00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:52,840 # It rains love when I'm with you 645 00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:58,960 # I may not be the richest man... # 45751

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