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NEWSMAN: What you are looking at is a live picture

of the United States Capitol.

We are just moments away

from the official 2017 inaugural swearing-in ceremony

after the most unusual presidential campaign

in our lifetime

between Donald J. Trump and Hillary Rodham Clinton.

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen... Here we go.

...the president-elect of the United States--

Hillary Rodham Clinton.

[applause and whistling]

Please raise your right hand and repeat after me.

I, Hillary Rodham Clinton, do solemnly swear...

I, Hillary Rodham Clinton,

do solemnly swear...[screams] Yes!

ROBERTS: That I will faithfully execute...

Yes! Yes! Yes!...that I will faithfully execute...

[singing "Hail to the Chief"]

ROBERTS: ...the office of President of the United States.

CLINTON: ...the office of the p...

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[indistinct chatter]

Hey, stranger.Marissa.

Hi.Hi.

The staff meeting is in 40 minutes.

And you have Zoe Redgrave in your office.

Zoe?

Yeah, she just needs a few minutes.

The senator from Michigan?

The... No, Hillary's press secretary.

Uh, Marissa,

I need to ask you a question.

Okay.

Who is president?

Who?

Yes.

I'll-I'll tell you later.

Diane, are youmicro-dosing again?

No.

Well, maybe.

I-I don't know.

Isn't Trump president?

[laughs]

No.

So, it's...

[whispers]: Hillary?

Yes.

And how long has she been...?

Three years.

Are you all right, Diane?

♪ [Trump speaking indistinctly]

My God. Have you ever had a dream that is so real

that it takes you a long time to just wake up?

No.[quietly]: I dreamt that

Donald Trump was our president.

[laughs] Really? How did that go?

So, I mean, what happened?

How did he lose?How did he not?

Don't you remember the polls?

It was a landslide--three million votes.

Same as in my dream.

Trumphad three millionmore votes in your dream?

No, Hillary did.

Well, then how did he...?Well, whatever.

It's a dream.It doesn't have to make sense.

Diane,

would you mind if I sat in on the meeting with Zoe Redgrave?

I know she's your friend,

but I would like more face time,if you don't mind.

I thinkI've earned it.

Diane had a weird dreamlast night.

It's just taking her a minute.

I know the case inside and out.

Good. What case?

Gerrymandering in Illinois?

The White House asked youto take point.

Really?LUCCA:We go in front

of the Supreme Court in a month.

Oh, you're awake.

You're awake.

[exhales rhythmically and loudly]

Diane, there you are. How are you?

Fine, Zoe.

Great, actually.Lucca's been telling me

you're all prepared for Thursday.

Yes.

Yes, very prepared.

Are you nervous?

Am I...? No.

Hillary is appreciative of what you're doing.

Well, I appreciate

her being in the White House.

So she hassome insider info

on the court.

Garland is leaning our way, but he likes a folksy

story or two, so be readywith that in your oral argument.

Any thoughts on Warren?

Buffet?

[both laugh]No, Elizabeth Warren.

We've made a number ofreferences to income inequality.

Good. We don't want to take her vote

for granted. So,

I will see you tonight at Women Unite

for Change?

She will.

Yes, I will.

Diane?

Merrick Garland and ElizabethWarren are on the Supreme Court?

You're worrying me, Diane.

What happened to Kavanaugh?

[whispering]: Who's that?

[whimpers softly]

Do you have a minute?

What-what do you need?

I'm, uh, worried about Diane.

We were just in a meeting with Zoe Redgrave,

and she didn't knowwhat we were talking about.

Zoe didn't know what we...?No.

Diane didn't.

What were you talking about?

The Supreme Court.

NEWSWOMAN:The president sounded optimistictoday about

the CF1-K protein as a possible cure for cancer.

NEWSMAN: The rise in the polar bear population is causing

what some are calling "The Polar Bear Express,"

polar bear overpopulation.

NEWSMAN 2: The good news for the administration is

it appearsthe rain forest has been saved.

The bad news is,

the Travel Office Scandal is back in the news,

leaving many asking "Where has the missing 35 thou...?"

NEWSMAN 3: Donald Trump, the real estate magnate

who ran for president in 2016, has decided

to reduce the programming on Trump TV to

eight hours a day.Hey, Diane.

Hey.

Adrian. Hey.

Liz. Oh.

Ooh, you're happy.

[laughing]:Oh.

I have been weighed down for what feels like years,

and it-it just all suddenly lifted.

Why is that?

The news. I've been watching the news.

ADRIAN: Really?

Even with all the scandals?

What scandals?

The travel office, the e-mails.

Hillary's haircut.

Benghazi?

[laughs]

Are you all right, Diane?Liz, I have

never been better. Don'tyou know that cancer was cured?

Yes, but the administration's not telling us how... or when.

LIZ: Lucca is worried

about you. Should we be?

Oh, no, no, no. I just...

I had this weird dream.

Lucca said-- that Trump waspresident, huh? How'd that go?

Oh, my God. He kept calling Nazis "very fine people."

And he did a senate campaignfor a child molester.

And he put children in cages.

Why?Immigration policy,and, uh,

anti-Semitism and racism

were on the rise.

And where were the Obamas during all this?

They had an overall deal at Netflix.

[laughs]

ADRIAN: Well,

welcome back to reality.Oh.

Diane, we don't need to worry about you, do we?

No, I just needed to wake up.

I'm fine, and I'm ready.

Hold on.

Harriet Tubman.

It's all the usualClinton scandal.

Fiscally speaking,these people were a nightmare.

$500 for a haircut?

Who pays that kind of money?

You try to turn everything into a scandal.

[indistinct, overlapping chatter]

ALEX:Look,

I voted for her last year, but not again.

What has she done for us?Cured cancer.

Only Hillary could cure cancerand turn it into a scandal.

I'm sorry. What-what scandal?The timing.

My mother died last year.

Why didn't they cure cancer last year?

Because she wants itfor her reelection campaign.

How many peoplecould have been saved

if they'd cured cancerlast year?

[indistinct, overlapping chatter]

Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait.

Can we start even one meeting without all this?

Sure.

Elect a different president. Like Trump.

[groans, laughter, lively chatter]

ADRIAN:You need to stop.Stop, now.

We got somegood news today.

Diane, let's start with you.

Congratulations.

It's a great get, Diane.

[chuckles]

Thank you.

ADRIAN: So, I understand you're, uh,

meeting with his team at noon?

Uh, yes.

And I-I can't wait.Tell him we love

his movies.

I will.

B-Because...

Yeah, I will.

[whispers]: Harvey Weinstein.

The producer.

ADRIAN: I'm amazed

you got him away from Lisa Bloom.

How did you do that?

Oh, yeah. [forced chuckle]

Um...

I'm sorry, could you just excuse me for one minute?

[whispers]: What?

Your new client.

It's Harvey Weinstein.

The producer?Yes.

How is he our client?

You argued David Bois wasn't serving him well.

Iargued?

What about his issues?

The anger issues?No, the rape ones.

I didn't know there were rape issues.

Okay, Marissa,

you need to treat melike all of this is new to me.

Is this about your Trump stuff?

Yes. Trump said he could"grab women by the pussy."

Right? In your world?

My world? You mean reality? Yes.

And then what happened?

People were upset.

And then what?He lost the election.

But was there a big women's march

after the inauguration?

After Hillary's inauguration? I mean, women were excited,

and there were parades.

But no march? No pussy hats?

[chuckles] What are pussy hats?

It's not important.Was there a #MeToo?

U-2? What-what, the band?

No. A #MeToo movement.

I'm not sure what that is.

So Harvey Weinstein isstill a thing in your world?

In-in theworld?

Well, he won the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

So, I guess...Oh, my God.

[voice breaking]:And now I represent him.

Yeah.

Oh...

Congratulations.

"Film Career. Activism.

"Friendship with the President.

"Controversies.

"Weinstein has been criticized

"for reediting many of his arthouse purchases,

with some directors referring to him as

'Harvey Scissorhands.'"

Well?

No one has accused Weinstein of rape yet?

No.

Or-or of masturbating into plants?

What?! No. Ew.

Why-why was he masturbating into plants?

I-I don't remember. A few of them were.

What was going on in your world?

So, no one has come forward yet, right?

Here in...

Reality? No. Not that I know of.

Who else was masturbating into plants?

I don't remember, there were so many men with issues.

Like who?Charlie Rose.

That guy with the round table?

What did he do? Isn't he, like, 90?

No, he liked walking around naked

in front of his female assistants.

Oh! Who else?

Matt Lauer.

Okay, who is that?

MARISSA: Team Weinstein.

Look, maybe it's only in your dream that

Weinstein is raping people

and masturbating into plants.

Maybe in reality he's just, you know,

some asshole producer

who screams at people and cheats on contracts.

Maybe.

Harvey would like youto make this your top priority.

He believes that the project's success

had a lot to do with him.

ADRIAN: Mm.

ADRIAN:Diane?

I'm sorry,what project is this?

Snowpiercer.

The TV adaptation.

All of the information you needis right there.

Mr. Weinstein has nolegal claim to this project?

Well, as we said, Harvey believes his input

was essential to its success in features,

so he wants us to pursue any legal remedy.

And what legal remedy...

We will definitely look into that.

All legal options will be explored.ROISIN: Good.

Harvey would love news on the suit,

even just the filing, to reportduring our publicity push.

And when is that?Next week.

He'll be interviewed by Charlie Rose.

[laughs out loud]

Sorry.Then Friday,

he'll be on the Today Show with Matt Lauer.

[laughs]

We are on it. Anything else?

We want you to look at the NDAs.

We have several former employees

that we believe might be in breach.

Believe?

How do you believe that?

Harvey has his ways.

Anyway, those are the most outstanding items.

And if I may, I'd like to ask

just the core team to remain.

I have just one more item I'd like to discuss.

ADRIAN: Certainly.

Uh, Tim, James, Mike.

Harvey is worried that

the Republicans are going to come after him

for supporting Hillary.ADRIAN: In what way

coming after him?

With false accusations of sexual assaults.

We've had three charges already,

and we believe more are on the way.

We have a pretrial hearing in two hours

to turn over discovery.

Of what? What discovery?

Contracts, Harvey's travel information.

Photos of his anatomy.

Oh, my God.Yes, exactly.

It's harassment.

These woman are after Harvey.

And why do you think they're "after" him?

Because Harvey's an easy target.

But these women are Democrats. Right?

Diane is worried that

this will be the plaintiff's argument in court.

Right, Diane?

ROISIN: They lie because

actresses have a limited shelf life,

and they feel Harvey hasn't advanced their careers.

We have investigators

that have all of the background you need on these women.

Yes, what is that? Black Cube?

How do you know about Black Cube?

I do my research.

What is Black Cube?Israeli investigators.

They're brought on board

to make the women look bad.Look,

we came to you because you're the best.

And because Harvey wanted a woman

and an African-American man defending him.

So, are you up for it, or should we move on?

We are definitely up for it.

ADRIAN: Diane, what is going on with you?!

Now, you've told me yourself you liked his movies.

He's a serial rapist, Adrian. A sexual predator.

And how do you know that?

Because I--

Because of these women coming forward.

These women are coming forward for attention,

because he's a screamer.

You know you're saying he's guilty until proven innocent.

No, I am looking at the evidence.

There is no evidence, Diane. Wh-What evidence?

The Ronan Farrow revelations.

You're talking aboutthat story

that NBC refused to broadcast

because it was so shoddy?

They're only saying that because they are

covering up for Matt Lauer.

[laughing]: Matt Lauer? My God!

Jesus Christ, Diane! You're dealing in rumors.

Not facts.If we had done the same thing with Reddick,

we'd be a lot better off now.

What?

What about Carl?Nothing.

Diane, what have you heard about Carl?

Nothing.

Yet.

What do you mean "yet"?

Harvey Weinstein will blow up in our face.

We need to drop him.Maybe you haven't been

paying attention, Diane.

We need Weinstein more than he needs us.

We're not doing well.

What do you mean?

The Hillary tax.

The what?

The rise in corporate taxes.

It's not just hitting our bottom line,

it's hitting our clients.

Why do you think we're getting into entertainment?

We need to keep Weinstein happy.

Or we need to have a conversation

about dissolving and bankruptcy.

What about my dad?What?

I heard you say that there was a rumor

about my dad; what rumor?

Nothing.

These women only want justice.

Your Honor, they deserve to see this evidence.

The defense attorney keeps arguing

that this is harassment,

and Mr. Weinstein'sa very busy man.

Well, we're not asking that Mr. Weinstein gather

this information himself.

He has a lot of lawyers.Let them do it for him.

JUDGE:You made your point, Counselor.

Defense?

Your Honor, the plaintiff is notjust asking for schedules.

They're asking for photos of our client's

most sensitive anatomy.

And the reason why is they wantto force us into a settlement.

This is about money.

No, it isn't.Yes, it is.

You're not righting a wrong.

This is about a few bitter actresses

who didn't get the part...Bitter actresses?

...going after a man...No, I don't think so.

And don't defame my clients.Do not!MATA: Okay, okay, stop!

I get it. I'm ready to rule.

[clears throat]

Your discovery request,Ms. Ann Howard, is denied.

I'm not seeing any evidence of real harassment.

HOWARD: Your Honor...MATA: No.

This is a simple case

of "he said, she said." In fact, it's worse.

The case rests onan old cliché,

the Hollywood casting couch.

Well, that may havebeen true

in the old studio system,

but with major Wall Street companies like this,

no one would risk that kind of exposure.

I rule for the defense.

And I would suggest,Ms. Ann Howard,

you talk to your clients.

[gavel bangs]

His Honor would like to speak to you for a second?

I, uh, want to be clear:

this has nothing to do with my ruling.

This is not ex parte.

Do we understand?

Yes, Your Honor.Good.

My daughter is looking for an internship this summer,

and she would love to find a spot

in a large production company like Mr. Weinstein's.

Could you put ina good word for her?

Certainly, Your Honor.

Good, good.

She would really love to beunder Mr. Weinstein this summer.

Mm.

I'll speak to Weinstein's people about the internship.

What? You want to?

No, I'm just thinking,

justice is an equation.

What kind of equation?

Justice equals the law times the zeitgeist.

The law on its own doesn't stand up.

You need the mood of the times on your side.

Diane, we just won.

The zeitgeist workedfor us.

But against women.

The president's a woman.

How is it against women?

In my dream, women got together

and held a march and said "no more."

Yeah, well,that's the thing with dreams.

You can make themanything you want.

My guess would bethat only the women partners

got to say "no more."

We associates--we can't risk it.

Harvey saves two or three internship spots

each summer for his friends.

Malia Obama did one a few years ago.

That's great.The judge will love that.

Oh, um... [clears throat]

Can you do one more favor for me, Lucca?

Harvey asked that a lawyer drop by

with these court documents to have them signed.

He wants me?Yeah, just to drop by his suite.

Uh, he should drop by our officeand sign them.

Unfortunately, Harvey's waiting for a conference call

in his hotel suite, so he can't leave.

Well, then, I'll take them.

No, Harvey wants Lucca to come.

Why?

Because Harvey reviews every lawyer involved in his cases,

and he's intrigued by Lucca.

Has he seen her photo?

Diane.

What are you saying?

I'm saying you're Harvey's pimp.

Are you fucking serious?

LUCCA: Could you, uh, give us a second?

This is exactly what I'm talking about, Diane.

I need face time with our top clients,

and you keep finding ways to stop it.

I'm going with these papers.

The client wants it, and I want it.

Lucca, listen to me. Listento me. This is how it will go.

You will bring those courtpapers to the hotel concierge.

An he will call up,and Weinstein will apologize

and say he can't come down,could you bring them up to him?

So you'll ask the concierge

to bring them upto get them signed.

But Weinstein will say

he only has a few questionsfor you,

it'll only take a minute.

So you will go up,and he'll answer the door,

and he'll be wearing a robe.

[scoffs]And then he will

ask you to help him withsomething in the bathroom.

He will be naked.

Come on, Diane.He will be naked.

And he'll ask you to massagehis shoulders and his back.

Or he'll ask youto watch him take a shower.

Diane, stop. Stop it!

Look at me.

Trust me.

I can take care of myself.

I am going.

[clears throat]

[phone ringing]Hello?

DIANE: Marissa, listen, I need to ask you a favor.

Lucca is on her way to Harvey Weinstein's hotel.

I need you to keep a close eye on her.

Is Weinstein going to masturbate into plants?

[gentle piano music playing]

Yes?

Um, I have some papersfor Mr. Weinstein

to sign.Of course.

Uh, one second. I'll call him.

Thanks.

Come on,

Marissa. I can see you.

Oh, Lucca, hi.

What are you doing here?

Diane sent you?

No. What do you mean?

Okay, yes, but it's not just her.

I'm concerned, too.I'm fine, Marissa.

Just go home.

Uh, Mr. Weinstein wants youto come up to his suite.

540, the penthouse.

Uh, actually, our bosswants us to stay down here.

Can you have a messenger bringthis up to him to be signed?

And we will wait in the bar.

One second.

Do you think Diane is a witch?

No, I just thinkshe knows how men work.

Mr. Weinstein just has a few questions.

He only needs you to go up for a minute.

The penthouse, suite 540.

[elevator bell dings]

Okay, so if Diane is right,on the other side of that door

is Harvey Weinsteinin a bathrobe.

Stand over there.

[door opens]

[indistinct chatter]

ZOE: This isn't

just the year of the women.

It's the decade

of the women. It's our time.

With the presidency,

women can do whatever they want.

I'm thinking of sending my business your way, Diane.

We women have to stick together.

Oh, I'd like that, Ingrid.

Thank you.

INGRID: I suggested Harvey bring his business to you.

Harvey Weinstein?

Yes. Oh, he has done so much for the women's cause.

I'm having him speak at the nextWomen United for Change event.

[camera shutters clicking]

You don't think his way ofworking with women is suspect?

Well, yes,

I know he can be a bit handsy.

He's a bad boy, like Jack Warner.

But he is good on women's causes.

I mean, pro-choice and Hillary.

WOMAN: Ms. Lockhart, you are one

of the foundersof Women United for Change,

an organization that evenour president has mentioned.

What does Women United forChange mean in this day and age?

It means we have a long way to go.

Really? A long way to what?

Telling our stories.

Uh, the secretary forced to date her boss.

A comedian forced to watch a more powerful one masturbate.

Those stories. We all have them.

Uh, okay, I, um...

Tarana Burke is an African-American activist

who works to improve the lives of young women at risk.

She coined the phrase "Me Too" in 2006.

And it is time to bring that back

by sharing our stories online

and attaching her hashtag "#MeToo."

It shouldn't matter

that Donald Trump isn't our president.

These abuses are still going on.

Okay, thank you.

So, remember, the hashtag "#MeToo."

No one is alone.

Just come forth and share your stories.

Thank you.Ingrid, hello.

You don't have a Twitter account?

No, I never needed one.

Okay. There it is.

Now you want it to link to Tarana Burke?

Yes. Her "Me Too" site.

Me...?Too.

Well, that's kind of obscure.

Want something more provocativelike "Men Who Hurt Women"?

No, no, no. Just a "Me Too" hashtag.

Okay.

There it goes.

I'm not surethis will get much traction.

You need to connectwith more influencers.

Maybe this will do it.

E NEWSCASTER: ...the yearly Women Unite for Change Awards last night,

in order to celebrate the year's achievements.

This isn't just the year of the women.

It's the decade of the women.

Women can do whatever they want.

E NEWSCASTER: Women Unite for Change co-founder Diane Lockhart

believes women are stronger than ever.

No one is alone.

Come forward. Tell your story.

E NEWSCASTER: And tell them they did. The splashy event

raised two million dollars for feminist causes.

Megaproducer Harvey Weinstein contributed

a matching fund of two million.

Was that supposed to send peopleto the You-too site?

Did you callWeinstein's person a pimp?

Yes, I did.LIZ:Why?

Because she's a pimp.

A pimp as in...?

She procures sex for Weinstein.

They want you to apologize.

[laughs] Seriously?Yes.

They sent over that letterfor you to sign.

"Dear Mr. Weinstein,

"Please, I beg you to not stop reading.

"I have done a terrible thing.

But what I did was beyond being oblivious to humanity"?

[laughs]

ADRIAN: They're serious.

They're threateningto pull their business.

Then let them. Seriously, fuck them!

Diane?

I don't think you realizehow close we are to Chapter 11.

And Weinstein will make a difference?

Yes. We're going to haveto start firing associates.

I know you have heard rumorsabout Weinstein,

but we've defended wife-killers.

Lisa Bloom defendedWeinstein.

I've heard you go onabout her.

Why are youdrawing the line here?

Then take me off the account.

The Weinstein account?Yes. You're right.

Everyone deserves a defense.

Just not everyone deserves mydefense.

Oh, Zoe.

I didn't know we had a meeting.

We don't. I just wanted

to drop by to discuss something.

Okay?I asked Lucca to be here, too.

What's "Me Too"?

It's a website of women trading stories of abuse.

This is

what you were talking about at Women Unite for Change?

Yes.Several women approached me asking about it.

I had to admit I didn't know about it.

You started this?

No. Tarana Burke did.

But you're popularizing it?Well, if I can.

I mean, it's supposed to be a grassroots women's movement.

Okay. I need you to remove it.

What? Why?

You're trying to suggest women get angry about abuse,

right?Yes.

That's not the message that helps us in 2020.

Hillary only gets reelected

if men don't feel women are leading with their anger.

But women are angry.

No, they're not.

Women are making advances now.

And they're doing it

through competence, not through grievance.

What about women who are being abused?

Who have been abused?

They will find support from Hillary.

From this administration.

So you're asking them to just shut up?

No, I'm asking them to get a woman reelected

to the highest office in the land.

If Hillary doesn't win, Trump wins.

Then what do we have?

[speaking indistinctly]

Diane?

I just realized something.

W-Where's my husband?

What?I've spentthe last few days

at work and I-I haven't talked to him once.

Where is he?

Have you called him?

No.

ZOE: So you're dropping the website?

I ha-- I have to find my husband.

Diane.Whatever you want.Whatever you need.

I-I have to go home.

Diane.

The Weinstein people

are asking you to take a step back.Yes.

I already said: replace me.

No, they're asking you to take

a step back from the firm.

And what did you say?

I said we needed to talk.

[laughs]: Okay.

Well, I'm heading home. You can do whatever you want.

You don't need

to head home.No, I do.

I don't know how I changed my clothes.

I went to that event last night

and I, and I had different clothes on.

And I have different clothes on now.

And I don't know where Kurt is.

[clicking]

[acoustic version of "Battle Hymn of the Republic" playing]

Hello?

Hello. I'm almost done.

Uh, who are you?

Chris Lima.

Do I know you?No,

I'm just a handyman, fixing your door.

I hope you don't mind. I turned on your TV.

ANNOUNCER [over TV]: Welcome back to Trump TV.

♪ This wall is your wall

♪ This wall is my wall

♪ From California

♪ To the Padre Island

♪ From the Yuma plateau

♪ To the Gulf Stream waters

♪ This wall was made for you and me. ♪

When Woody Guthrie wrote that song so many decades ago,

he sang for an Americathat still looked like America.

With the neighborhood grocer, the farmer

and the real estate developer.

God, I miss him as president.

Seriously? I mean...

Excuse me?

Nothing. I'll finish your door.No, wait.

You just said you miss himas president. What do you mean?

Look, I get it. Hillary's president.

Okay? I'll shut up.

No, you think Trump is president?No.

Yes.

I think he's president, too.

I've spent the last few weeksbeing told Hillary is president,

so I'm ready to accept it.

Who are you?

A-And why are you fixing my door?

I'm Chris Lima.

And I-I have no idea why I'm fixing your door.

And why are we the only two people in the world

who think Trump is president?

♪ Gulf Stream waters

♪ This wall is made for you and me. ♪

[children laughing]

ANNOUNCER: Welcome back to Trump TV.

♪ Oh, Jared, you're so fine

♪ You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey, Jared ♪

♪ Oh, Jared, what a pity, you don't understand... ♪

I don't believe this.

I should be thrilledHillary's president.

Oh, she's awful, isn't she?

No. I-I just... don't thinkI like this new world.

Or maybe I don't believe it.Hmm.

♪ Oh, Jared, it's a pity, you don't understand ♪

♪ My hand would look so goodwith Ivanka's wedding band... ♪

Why do you like him? Trump?

[sighs] Because...

he says what he means.

You know? It's odd that politicians just don't do that.

Do you know my husband?

What's his name?

Kurt McVeigh.

Did he ask you to fix my door?

Wait, w-why is my door broken?

I don't know. You didn't say.

[gunfire over TV]

This is exactly the kind of gunHillary would steal from you.

This week we focus on sharks and automatics.

How do we stop sharks from attacking?

You don't do it with love and kindness.

You don't lead from behind like Hillary.

You attack.

Kurt took his guns.

He didn't want them to be confiscated.

Go to the country.

Go to whatever cabins you have in the woods

because Eric Holder will take your guns.

Kurt has a cabin in the woods.

Then he should go there.

We are this close to black helicopters.

All right, c-- fix the TV.

No, u-uh, fix the door.

Yes.

Good, good. I'm-I'm in the car, right?

[car door closes]

[exhales]

Kurt, I need your helpfiguring out what's going on.

I'm here.

How long haveyou been here?

A while.

Go ahead, sit.

It's good to see you.

And you.

DIANE:Grab my hand.

I don't think I can.

Why not?

We're separated.

Kurt, we're married.

That's not what I'm saying.

We matter, you and I.

All this other stuff, who's president,

who's worse for the world, it's all bullshit.

Do you believe that?

I will if you will.

What about those?

Hillary willtake them.

And I will be here to hide them

from the black helicopters if that's what you want.

Come on back.

How do I do that?

What's the last thingthat you remember?

You mean before

I watched Hillary be inaugurated?

Yes.

In bed. Us in bed.

And what happened?

Don't let go of my hand.

Then what?

You-you had a gun.

No, no, no.Don't let go.

Oh, my God.

SWAT. Yes.

♪

Kurt, you're dead?

Kurt?

No. No.

Kurt, hold on to me.

[fading]: Please. Kurt.

Hold on to me.

[indistinct radio chatter]

KURT: Wait, wait.She's coming back. Diane?

Diane?

[siren wails in distance]

What-what happened?

[exhales]

We thought we lost you.

How long was I out?

Ten minutes.

Where am I?

Home.

Diane, can you tell me how many fingers I'm holding up?

Why?

You've been shaken up a bit. How many fingers?

Three?

Can you read this?

Lima.

And who is president?

[laughs]

This is a hardcore Christian.

He should hate that I've just shoved my tongue

down his throat, but in Trump's America,

the lion lies down with the lamb.

And I ain't lyin'.

Because in Trump, we've been united.

["Amazing Grace" playing]

The thrice-divorced billionaire.

The porn star.

The naked Maxmodel from Slovenia.

Under Trump's banner, we are all one.

We all know what we're fighting for.

And we all love the same man.

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