All language subtitles for Swingtown.S01E08_English

Previously on Swingtown:

TRINA:
Oh, Susan,
I-I found your earring

this morning on our rug.

TOM:
John and Cherie Hyatt.

You think we're wild?

Try spending a weekend
with the two of them.

What's cookin',
good-lookin'?

What's cooking
is a batch

of my brownies.

I got fired today.

Janet didn't...
Janet doesn't know.

Can't you see
what's right in front of you?

I-I have a wife, Melinda.

And I have an apartment
right around the corner.

Um, I'm gonna
grab a shower.

ROGER:
Maybe Tom and Trina
are having a pool party.

Tom, will you dig up a
pair of shorts for Roger?

Wow, no wonder
Janet keeps Roger

under lock and key.

You got some sun today.

Does that hurt?

Not too bad.

Tom had sex
with someone in Tokyo.
Th-That's cheating,

isn't it?

We'll work through it.

Maybe tonight could be

the night we go back
to your place.

I like where we
are right now.

You still want to take it slow.

I have something
to tell you, Janet.

That you got fired?
I need more.

You got it.

("Midnight at the Oasis"
by Maria Muldaur playing)

* Midnight at the oasis

* Send your camel to bed

* Shadows paintin'
our faces... *

You look like you could use
some suntan oil, Susan.

(moaning, laughter)

* Heaven's holdin'
a half-moon... *

Sure.

* Shinin' just for us

* Let's slip off...

I'll do the
other side.

Don't forget her legs.

* Kick up a little dust

* Come on...
ROGER:
Mind if I take over?

* Cactus is our friend...

As long as that's okay with you.

* Come on...
till the evenin' ends *

* Till the evenin' ends

* You don't have to answer...

(whispering):
Susan.

Roger.

Roger!

Janet?

Susan, what are you doing?

Bruce,

w-we didn't.

I didn't. I-It isn't
what it looks like.

Is it?

Heathens.
To think, all this time...

my husband and my best friend.

So much for open
and honest,

huh, Susan?

Bru...
Bruce.

Shh-shh-shh-
shh-shh-shh.

Sorry, sorry.

I-I was trying
not to wake you.

What time is it?

It's early.
I... couldn't sleep.

I... thought I'd catch the
first train into the city.

It's okay.

Go back to sleep.

I'll see you
at dinner.

(murmurs)

(whispering):
Go back to sleep.

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* Give it up, give it up

* Give it up,
give it up *

* Ah, ah, ah *

* Give it up for love

* Ah, ah, ah *

* Give it up for love.

Hey, I found last summer's
Puzzlerama board

in the shed.
Hard to believe it's been

a whole year
since the last one.

New year,

new neighbors, new secrets.

You think Bruce and Susan are
ready for a party like this?

Things got kind of heated
last year.

Ah,

it's all in good fun,

just a little
neighborhood intrigue.

I'll make sure
they're prepped.

Any secrets about me
floating around in there?

Ah, ah, ah,
all's fair

in love and Puzzlerama.

Same rules apply to us
as everyone else.

You're wicked.

I'm an open book.

It's secrets
that are wicked.

(laughs)

("Band of Gold" by Freda Payne
playing)

* Now that you're gone

* All that's left
is a band of gold... *

Oh, have a seat, honey.
Breakfast is ready.

Thank you.

* All that's left
of the dream I hold *

Now, I circled
a few places

for you to call
this morning.

All this talk
of a bad economy,

seems like there's plenty
of opportunity

for a man like yourself.

Thanks, but I'm not sure

I'm what these companies
are looking for.

Nonsense.
Look, um...

"Strong, motivated
self-starter

"who doesn't
intimidate easily

or take no
for an answer."

You can be
those things.

Executive debt collector?

Sounds more like a job
for Charles Bronson,

not for me.

You know what's not for me?

The poorhouse.

Come on,
we've got enough savings

to get us through
at least six months.

I don't want to get
stuck doing something

I'm going to hate
the rest of my life.

Well, I don't want that
either,

but you have
to have a plan.

Do you have a plan, Roger?

(sighs)

I do.

I'm off to the library.

* All that's left
is a band of gold... *

Don't worry so much.

* All that's left
of the dream I hold *

* Is a band of gold...
(sighs)

* And the dream of...
(door closes)

* What love could be...

Where on earth
did these come from?

(doorbell rings)

Susan, I am so upset.

Janet, what's wrong?
(sighs)

I must have
done at least

ten loads of laundry
since the cabin.

And do you think Roger
even had the decency

to throw these in the hamper?

The cabin?
Bruce's swim trunks

must have gotten
mixed up with Roger's.

I am so sorry.

(chuckling):
Oh, God, Janet.

Don't give it a second thought.

Well, in Roger's defense,

I'm sure he didn't know
he had them.

He hasn't exactly
been himself lately.

Oh?

Turns out Roger's promotion
isn't all it's cracked up

to be.

What do you mean?

Well, hopefully,
it's just a bump in the road.

Uh...

I, I shouldn't even be
bothering you with this.

You're not bothering me.

Is, is there
anything

I can do to help?

Maybe there is.

If you could get Bruce

to give Roger
a little encouragement

to, you know,
stay the corporate course,

perhaps he'd listen
to him.

A-Are you two free

for bridge tomorrow?
Actually, um,

Trina has got this block party
scavenger hunt thing tomorrow.

Scavenger hunt?

Sounds exciting.

Would you like
to join us?

To your block party?

Well, it's Tom
and Trina's.

I'm, I'm sure the
invitation is open.

Well, I do love
good competition.

(chuckles)

I suppose it wouldn't hurt to
get Roger out there mingling

with people
who are... connected.

Great.

So we'll do
this together.

(mouthing)

* Billy, don't be a hero

* Don't be a fool
with your life... *

(bicycle
approaching)

* Billy, don't be a hero...

Hey, you're
back from camp.

Yeah.

I've been trying

to reach you
on the walkie-talkie.

Oh, I wasn't sure
when you were coming home,

so... I turned it off.

Oh.

* Billy, keep your head low...

Hmm.

* Billy, don't be a hero...

Oh, cute.

(both chuckle)

I made something for you.

What is it?

A wish bag.

It's got feathers and tree
bark, some river stones.

It's for good luck.

LAURIE:
BJ.

It's almost time
for dinner.

You want

to invite your friend to stay?

SAMANTHA:
Oh, that's okay.

I, I got to go.

Thanks.
(chuckles)

See you.

Cute.

(sighs)

(bicycle
pedaling)

* Forgettin' all the words
she said... *

Thanks.

Wearing cologne
again today.

Uh, yeah, whatever's left
from this morning.

How was your day?

Good, uh...

uneventful.

Yours?

Fine.

What'd you do today, kiddo?

Nothing.

(sighs)

Want to know
what I did?

Yes.

Sure.

Volunteered
for the Carter campaign.

You're not even
old enough to vote.

I know, but I figured
the least I could do

is convince people
who are voting to kick

Nixon's lackey
out of the White House.

Ford isn't all bad.

(scoffs)

He pardoned Nixon.

Mom, how do you
deal with this?

By avoiding the subject.

All Nixon did was keep
a secret he shouldn't have.

He handled it wrong.

It's not unforgivable.

He's the biggest liar
ever put into office.

You know, it's
pretty easy

to be an idealist
when you're young, Laur.

People aren't always as black
and white as you think.

(doorbell rings)

I'll get it.

TRINA:
Hi.
Hi.

Are we interrupting
dinner?

It's fine, believe me.

TOM:
Hey, Bruce, long time, no see.

Tom, what's up?
We're just setting up

for the party
tomorrow.

At our house?
Your house,

our house, all over the
neighborhood, actually.

It's a scavenger hunt,
remember?

Uh, no.

It's Puzzlerama.

Puzzlerama?

Think truth or dare
on a roller coaster.

Now, you don't
have to participate

if you don't
want to.

A lot of guests prefer
to play it safe

on the
sidelines.

No one would think
any less of you.

Uh, well, I-I don't
have a problem...

u-unless...

uh, Susan has a problem?

No, no problem.

You should know
I told Janet about the party,

so I think she and Roger
are probably going to come by,

and I'm sure
she'll insist on playing.

(chuckling):
You know, when...

Janet plays a game,
she usually plays to win.

I remember, we played
Twister up at your cabin.

(both chuckling)

So what do you need
us to do?

Just step outside and
give me two minutes alone.

Okay.
O-kay.

Uh, you, too, dear.

(chuckles)

Puzzlerama.
Puzzlerama.

(giggling)

Mm.
Mm.

Pace yourselves.

(murmuring)

BRUCE:
Hey, Trina.

Bruce.

MAN (laughing):
Is that right?

Howard, Sheila.
Trina.

Glad to have
you two back.

You're good sports.

Oh, Trina,
do you have a second?

I have something
for you.

Oh, and I have
something for you.

My earring.

From the night we met.

I've been meaning
to get it

back to you
all summer.

(laughs)

What do you have for me?

Janet brought them over
yesterday.

She thought that they
were Bruce's, from the cabin.

Oh, well, that explains it.

Explains what?

Oh, I spotted them in
your bedroom last night.

Got me wondering what you and
Roger might have been up to

after our pool party
the other day.

I hope you're joking.

(laughing):
I am.

Why aren't you laughing?

Roger didn't tell Janet

that he spent the afternoon

at your house,
and it would crush Janet

if she knew.

Hi.

Oh, hi.

How fun is this?

Hi.

Hello.
JANET:
I don't know
that we've ever

even seen the backyard
in daylight.

It is stunning.

Look at that
view, Roger.

Sure is something.

BRUCE:
So how does
this whole thing work?

Susan and I run
around trying

to solve puzzles
or something?

Oh, it won't
be you and Susan.

You know Trina--
she likes

to keep things
interesting.

Oh, you've got
to be kidding me.

TOM:
Isn't that
your trading buddy?

BRUCE:
Yeah, Mareno,
though I'm not sure

he's such a buddy--
did you invite him?

No, not me.

Who's that little rocket
with him?

Oh, Melinda, she
works with us.

Nice to have an
office with a view.

(laughs)

Trina, looking forward
to seeing

who you paired us off with
this year.

(laughing):
I'm sure you are.

Hey, babe.

How are our friends,
the Hyatts?

Looking for trouble,
as always.
Mm-hmm.

Honey, I need you to keep
an eye out for Janet today.

You know how this party
can get a little racy.

You got it.

Oh, Trina, have you seen Stu?

Not since the Fourth of July.

I was beginning to think
you had a very dark secret

to reveal this
year, Gail.

I wish.

Hey.

I see you didn't
come alone.

Just like
you told me.
Perfect.

My husband won't
suspect a thing.

Oh, this is
all very exciting.

We haven't seen you
since the, uh...

since the benefit.

Right.

JANET:
Trina, where did you
get this stained glass?

It's gorgeous.

Oh, I took a class
a couple years ago

and made it
for our first Puzzlerama.

You made this?

Mm-hmm.

Well, I knew you were crafty,
but not... crafty.

(laughing)

Winner gets to take it home
until next year.

I know just the spot for it.

I wish you the best of luck.

Tom?

Are we ready
with those drinks?

Yes, ma'am.

Great.

Everyone, please join me
in a Puzzlerama-rita.

(cheering, whooping)

Here you are.

Now, everyone,

I know most of you have been
to Puzzlerama before,

some of you several times,

but there are some brave new
competitors this year,

so let's begin by
welcoming each other

to this annual event

in the spirit of community
in which it's given.

(applause)

We all know how toxic
secrets can be...

so a few
years ago,

I designed
this friendly little event

to help set ourselves free.

Now, every year,

everyone with a secret
is fair game.

That includes
myself and Tom.

(guests chuckling)

The riddles are chosen
and put on the board at random,

and the answers
can only be revealed

by those who know the truth.

The team who
unravels

the most neighborhood
mysteries wins.

Everyone got it?

Yeah.
Yep.
TRINA:
Good.

To Puzzlerama.

ALL:
Puzzlerama!

And now, for the teams.

Inside the bottom
of your glass

is a colored mark.

Find the
other person

with the same color,
and you've got your teammate.

I've got red.

It looks like it's you
and me, Jan.

Uh, I'm orange.

I got green.

Green.

Who's got blue?

Oh, I...

I've got blue
right here.

Well, what do you know?

JOHN:
Here's yellow.

Who's got yellow?

I do.

You're orange.

I guess
we're matched up.

Uh, yeah, uh,
looks like.

TRINA:
Players, if you'd please,

don your team
medallions.

(cheering)

Okay, okay, remember,

this is a race
against the clock,

as well as each other.

Whichever team
has collected

the most puzzle pieces
by 7:00 p.m. is the winner.

Are you ready?

Everyone has a pad and pen?

Tom, if you'd do
the honors...

Question #1...
"No room at the Inn?

"Look for a bed at this
famous hotel chain,

"where a fellow traveler or two

"can always find
comfortable lodging

and maybe even
a delicious sandwich."

Come on.

You know the answer?

Don't know,
don't care.

TOM:
Question #2...

"This dignified lady's
world-famous recipe

"must be made
from scratch,

"but scratch her surface

"and you'll find
a whirling twister

"waiting to break
out of the box.

"Find the box,

and it's a slam 'Dunc'."

MELINDA:
So this
is awkward, huh?

What are you doing here?

Oh, Mareno set it up.

I didn't know you'd be here
until I walked in.

And team orange?

Fate, I guess.

(laughing):
Right.

Question #3...

"A taxi driver's hooker
might get shady with these.

"If you know which
lady favors the shady

"in her parlor,
then you know

where to collect
your next piece."

Look, about the
other night...

No need to explain.

I think you helped us both
dodge a bullet.

Not that I felt
that way at the time.

I was pretty sauced.

Yeah, me, too.

TOM:
"A new arrival found Daddy's box
of birds and bees.

"Gather from this spot

where men let women
pick them up."

You were a perfect gentleman.

Not so perfect.

(laughing)

SUSAN:
Melinda?

Hi.
We met
at the benefit.

Uh, you remember my wife, Susan.
Right.

Good to see you again.

I was gonna grab
a quick drink.

Uh, should I get
more than one?

Uh, I'm fine.

Uh, whatever
you're having.

You didn't mention
Melinda was coming.

Yeah, Mareno invited her.

Who invited Mareno?

Our neighbor
behind the Foster Grants.

(giggling)

(chuckles)

The shady lady.

What?

Well, you two have fun.

You and Roger, too.
Okay.

Good luck.

TOM:
Question #5...

LAURIE:
Don't you want someone you can
actually trust representing you?

MAN:
I haven't thought
about it.

Okay, okay, just tell me
one successful thing

Ford has done
since taking office,

except for sweeping Watergate
under the rug,

because that's...
Yeah, I'm sorry,
I don't have time.

Excuse me.

What is wrong
with people?

Don't they read the newspaper?

Friendly advice?

Just stick to the script.

Slow and steady,

one signature
at a time.

What is it with you
and the slow and steady?

(laughs)
How can you

be so calm all the time?

Because this
election

isn't about emotions,
it's about facts.

See, how can you say that?

Whatever happens in November

is going to change
people's lives.

Yeah, I agree with you;
I just don't think

alarming people
is gonna help them
switch candidates.

But... you do it your way;
I'll do it mine.

I bet I can get
more signatures than you.

Like a real bet?

Winner gets...

final say
for the rest of the night.

Final say?

On everything.

You're on.

Let's go over there.
All right.

Mrs. Thompson?

Hello, Laurie.
Could I just please

have a moment
of your time...
Not now, Laurie.

All right,
"a dignified lady's

world-famous recipe."

Obviously, that's me
and my brownies.

And Twister...

(chuckles)
Well...

Now, "waiting to break
out of the box"...

Now, I'm thinking
box of brownies.

Store-bought, right?

Man, you sure know
your way around a market.

Brownie mix, brownie mix,
brownie mix.

Aha!

"Slam 'Dunc'"--
look.

I think I've been
paired with a ringer.
(laughs)
Okay.

(laughing excitedly)

(sighs)

Okay, quickly,
help get these boxes back

before anyone else comes.

All right...
"No room at the Inn?

Try this hotel chain."

What is Trina talking about?

Where do you two
like to stay?

In Best Western,
Sheraton, Hilton?

Hyatt.

What does she mean by sandwich?

John and Cherie Hyatt.

Ew.

I love this game!

Here I thought all your parties
were just drunken orgies.

Well, they can't
all be perfect.

What do you think?

You ready to check
into the Hyatt?

Lead the way.

CHERIE:
What kind of recipe?

I have no idea.

(laughs)

Wow! Are you, uh,

are you sure this is where
we're supposed to be?

I think so.

Taxi Driver hooker
has to be Jodie Foster.

And they don't
come a whole lot shadier

than Gail and her Foster Grant

sunglasses.
It's, uh,

quite, quite a setup
she's got in here.

(chuckles)

(gasps, laughs)

Oh...

Yeesh.

You know,
I've got to say,

the best part
about losing my job

has been getting
to hang out with you.

I feel like I made a new friend.

Me too.

But no more secrets.

Okay? When Janet
showed up yesterday

with those swim trunks,
I about died.

Well, next time I play hooky,

we'll make sure to get
both our stories straight.

Oh, I might've found
what we were looking for.

Oh.

Right? Maybe?

(chuckles)
Aha!

Oh.
Ooh.

Whoa.
(door opens)

(Gail giggles)

Are you guys
done in here?

We're done.
Yup. Uh-huh.

Vamoose!
(laughs)

(both laugh)

Come and get it.

"A new arrival
found daddy's box

"of birds and bees,
gathered from this spot

where men let women
pick them up."

The train station.

"It's a real page-turner."

Gotta be the magazines.
I don't-- I don't think

she hid any of those
in there, Melinda.

What do you mean? Why not?
Uh, well

they sell other ones,
uh, not on display.

Oh, right.
"Birds and bees."

Yeah, I, uh,
kind of recognize the clue.

Uh, would you mind if we

took a look in your
private section?

Men only.

Give me a break, Ralph.

Man, all right.

There you go.

Big and Bawdy?

Panty Party?

We all have our weaknesses.

Bruce, I have
to confess something.

Mareno was never
my date tonight.

Not really.

I knew you'd be here,
so I agreed I'd come with him.

Are you mad?

That you're not on a date
with Mareno? No.

My God, I cannot believe
you actually buy these.

Do you want to win or not?

Always.
All right.

(Ralph clears throat)

Thanks, buddy.

How do you know this
is where Bruce buys his porno?

It's where every guy
buys his porno.

Ralph's newsstand
is an institution.

You should have seen
this box that Bruce had.

It must've taken years
to accumulate that much smut.

You'd be surprised.

I made a mistake.

This isn't the spot.

I thought you said
it was an institution?

Do you trust me?

I trust you.

Then come on.
We're wasting time.

I swear, I'll never understand
men as long as I live.

Clue #6:
"on a festive, restive night,

"who reached out
for her Independence,

"but lost her gold hoop?

"The jury's still out,

"but mill around
in her case awhile,

and you'll have
your answer."

Anything else
look familiar, Bruce?

Uh... no.

I have an idea.

Why don't we look around
for another team that's stuck

and barter
for information?

You never stop
thinking, do you?

TOM:
Bruce.

Let's go get a drink, buddy.

Okay.

Word of advice:
never dip your pen

in the company ink.

I saw you and your little
protégé over there

lip-locked at the train station.

No, it's not like that.
Well, another couple

of seconds, you'd be explaining
this to Janet, not me.

Tom? Bruce?

What are you boys over here
whispering about?

Work stuff.

Time's almost up.

A couple of teams
are getting really close.

Where did Melinda run off to?

Uh, I-I think
Melinda and I are, uh,

uh, bowing out gracefully.

Hmm...

"Hmm" indeed.

You've got stories, don't you?

Which we'll save till next year.

Mm-hmm.

So what's your excuse, mister?

Where's Janet?

Right over...

She was just
at the board.

(groans)

(gasps)

Aha!

LAURIE:
Thank you, ma'am.
You're making the right

decision for your country,
for the Democratic party,

and for yourself.

Uh, excuse me, sir, ma'am.

Are you ready to make
the next step towards change?

Mom?

What are you guys
doing here?

Oh, right--
scavenger hunt.

No wonder everyone's
acting insane.

Hi, I'm Susan.

How are ya?

Sorry, right.
Mom, Mr. Thompson,

this is my...

Mr. Stephens. Doug.

He was my teacher

over the summer.

Oh... I-I've heard
so much about you.

It's nice
to finally meet you.

Likewise.

Where's Dad?

He's on-on another team.

Oh.

Well, there's definitely a clue

or something
in there.

Okay, well, I'll go
check it out.

Uh, look by the Duncan Hines.

I didn't realize this volunteer
work was, uh, school-sponsored.

Oh, no, it's not.

We, uh, try to keep
a nonpartisan campus.

So then...
Doug and I

share similar interests.

ROGER:
Uh, here it is.

Right where you
thought it would be.

Your mom's a really
good player.

Did you guys find the one
at our house yet?

Uh, you know,

I think that this game's
just about run out of time.

Roger, we better

head back
and check in with Bruce

and Janet.
Okay.

Laurie, it was
good seeing you, and it

was a pleasure
to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

Look, I think maybe
we should, uh...

Tally the signatures?

Whoever wins can decide
what we do after that.

Um, can we get
back to the game?

What I was going to ask you
though was, um...

Could you excuse us?

Sorry.
Thanks.

I think those two are willing
to swap information with us,

among other things.

Rumor has it one of these clues
leads to your bedroom...

Melinda, Melinda...

I think we got
to call it a night.

Why? Did I do something wrong?
No, no.

I did.

I'm a married man.

I love my wife.

I-I'll take a spin for Mareno,
and see if he's in any shape

to get you home.
Forget Mareno.
I'll take the train.

Melinda, I'm sorry.

I'm not.

I'll see you Monday.

Okay.

* Hey...

* At the good old
rock and roll road show *

* I gotta go Saturday night

* Saturday night...

What are you doing?
My mom put me

on Stu watch.
(couple chatters)

You can't go inside.
Door's locked.

Here-- hope you win.

WOMAN:
That was easy.

MAN:
Yeah.

Grab a chair.

Freaks just keep on coming.

* S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y

Shh! We've got to go.

(giggles)

If Stu asks, we were
never here. Got it?

Yeah.
Oh...

Gail, what are
you doing? Let's go.

Let's go!

(Gail giggles)
* Gonna dance with my baby

* Till the night is through
on Saturday night *

* Saturday night...

*

Trina!

Come on, let's go!

You and Team Pink are
in a tie for first place.

Hey! Drink?

No, I'm good.

I'm assuming you found
the piece with the brownie mix?

Yep, very clever.

(both giggle)
And what about...?

The one in my bedroom?
Mm-hmm.

We didn't go there.

Still a little time, you know.

It wasn't a coincidence,

you putting me
with Roger today, was it?

I thought you'd make
a good team.

Evidently I was right.

Same with Bruce and Melinda?

Actually, Bruce was supposed
to be with Gail.

I'm not sure
what happened there.

STU:
You're a slut, Gail!

Stu!
You go to hell!

Honey!

Guess things
don't always

work out the way you imagined.

No matter how carefully
you plan them.
Trina...

Roger is my best friend's
husband.

I don't want you to think

that you see something
happening there that isn't.

Don't worry. No.

All I saw was a great team

that can win it all
if they wanted to.

Well, winning
isn't everything.

Hey, Jan,

I thought we lost you.

Found the gold hoop
at Susan's house.

And I think you were wrong
about the train station.

If we go back
for that piece,

I think
we can win it all.

Well, that's it, everyone.
Time's up.

Wait, wait,
we have three minutes.

TOM:
Come on, Jan.

You did good, huh.
Let me pour you a drink.

We'll just call this
year's game a tie.
Hey, hey, hey,

one tie, we all tie.
No, the game

is not over
until someone wins!

Trina, what do you do
in event of a tie?

Break it.

One final question.
Okay, okay.

Everyone...

Okay.

"Every marriage

"needs reorienting
when the skies get bumpy.

"Sometimes the right gesture
can make the flight

as smooth as silk."

(murmuring)

...you know?

Reorienting, bumpy skies--
You're a pilot.

Did you and Trina
have a fight recently?

Uh, yeah, kinda.

And what does
the silk mean?

Think!

I brought her back a kimono
from Tokyo to apologize.

That's it!

We got it! Okay.

(giggles)

* Roller coaster

* Ooh-ooh-ooh

* Roller coaster

* Of Love

* Roller coaster

* Ooh-ooh-ooh...

* Your love is like
a roller coaster baby, baby *

* I wanna ride...

* Your love is like
a roller coaster baby, baby... *

ALL (chanting):
...we all tie!

One tie, we all tie!

I can see why they only throw
this party once a year.

I'll say.

...we all tie!

One tie,
we all tie!

(applause)

There isn't going to be a tie.

I found out your secret,
Trina.

Maybe you'd like to
explain why there's

a half-naked photograph
of my husband

hidden in your closet.

Janet, I'm-I'm sorry...

Aren't there enough
men hopping

in and out of your
bed without trying

to seduce mine, too?

It's not what you
think, Janet.

You know about this?

Yes.

I was here, too.
Janet,

I went over to Susan's
the day the power went out

to talk to her
about losing my job.

You...

You knew about that, too?

Roger came over
to get some advice.

He didn't want
to disappoint you.

Janet...

Well, so-so naturally,

you told him that

rather than go home

and discuss the fact
that he got fired

with his wife,

he should head
over here

and have a field day
with the swingers?

No, it wasn't like that.

Oh, really, Trina?

Anyone else lose an earring
that day?

There.

I win.

I think you know what you can do
with that question mark.

All right, I didn't know
I'd be having company,

so don't make any comments
I won't recover from.

Don't be
a sore loser.

Hit the lights.

It's exactly what I imagined.

Good or bad?

Passion vs. Intellect
by Doug Stephens.

It's my master's thesis.

So, which one wins?

Passion or intellect?

Tonight? Passion, no contest.

You got way more signatures
than I did.

Which means I get final say

all night.

That was the bet.

So.

What do you want
to do next?

Let's take turns

reading to each other
from your essay.

Really?

No.

Not really.

Aren't you gonna even
let me explain?

Why should I?

You got so good at lying,

how would I know what
the truth was anyway?

You want to know why I didn't
tell you about the job?

This is why.

I didn't want to put you
through this.

Put me through this?

Roger, if you think
this is about

your job, this is not
about your stupid job.

This is about you

confiding in
another woman

instead of turning to me.

Your wife.

Things always have to be

so perfect with you,
Janet.

Our whole marriage
I've tried to get it right.

I love you.

But it's not so easy
to talk to you.

Not if I don't have
the right answer.

What are you talking about?

I'm sorry.

Roger!

Bruce... sorry
I didn't tell you

about the afternoon Roger
and I spent at the Deckers'.

So why didn't you?

Do you tell me everything you do
every single day?

No.

But I assume you tell me
the important stuff, right?

And this wasn't important?

It... it was

to Roger.

He didn't want
everyone to know

that he'd lost
his job and...

I honored that.

The last thing I want is
to keep secrets from you.

Me, too.

That's it then.

No more secrets.

Well, packed the
puzzle board away.

Maybe you should
have burned it.

Party took a bit
of a left turn, huh?

I never meant
for anyone to get hurt,

least of all
Janet.

Everyone knows that.

Look,

Janet and Roger,
and Susan and Bruce--

they're not exactly like us.

Nor should they be.

Open

and honest doesn't
always mean easy.

Don't we know it.

Yeah.

You ready for bed?

Hey, on the bright side,

there's nothing left out there
that can hurt anyone, right?

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