All language subtitles for Ricchi, ricchissimi... praticamente in mutande (Edwige Fenech)[DVDRip ITA 1982].it-en

- Is it hot? - Yes sir
Praetor. - Come on, chancellor.

Case Mordini Ermanno
against Domenichini Cesare.

Is the defendant in the courtroom?

- Get up!
- I'm innocent, Mr. Praetor.

- Was he asleep? - I've traveled all over
the night to be here on time.

Who turned on the fan?
Do you want to make me die? Turn it off!

- They want to make me die!
- Mister praetor, you are suffocating here.

But no, it looks great! And then
I have a cold, I'm sick.

This always shows off.

- Who are you?
- Mordini Ermanno.

It's the boiled part ...
The injured party.

- Do you sue for assault?
- Yes, as per the documents.

You, Domenichini Cesare,
would have caused serious injuries

- to Mordini Ermanno. Exact?
- It depends on your point of view.

But what points of view? Here there is
only the point of view of the law.

- Stand up when you talk to me.
- Yup.

- But this doesn't have a lawyer?
- Yes, ex officio.

- I appeal to the clemency of the
Court. - Not now, it's too early.

- Domenichini, come here and exhibit
the facts. - Do I expose? - Expose.

Here it must be
an open window.

Usher, check.

- I can start
from the past year? - You are welcome.

It was a very cold winter.
You can understand me, mister praetor.

I live in a basement
on the Tiber island

and water and mice are at home.

Fortunately, they haven't been there for a while
stay full of the Tiber

to increase the humidity of the walls.

But the mice that come
to winter from us

have made a cure based
iron with our gas boiler.

They reduced it to a colander.

A whole winter
without heating.

So in June my son
Marco still had two tonsils

like two watermelons and the doctor
he said it took a month to sea.

- Luca, open your mouth. - Which is?
- Medicine for sore throat.

But I don't have a sore throat,
Marco has it.

It means that so at least you
you don't take it.

I will be raising prices a
leave everyone with their mouths open

and empty pockets.

- Marco, has it been 5 minutes?
- An hour has passed.

Why don't you measure it under me
on the arm as others do?

In the bottom it is more precise.

Still 38 and a half?
Come on, go to bed.

- Luca, open your mouth.
- Is this another syrup?

No, you have to measure your fever
you too, love.

Don't worry, I won't attack you
nothing. I didn't keep it in my mouth.

Can you show me your tongue? But then
it's not just the tonsils.

Go to bed, I'll go get ready
a nice scouring.

Mom returns immediately.

- Cesare, how much it costs us
this holiday? - Sorry a second.

6 for 8, 48.
I write 8 and carry 4 ...

- Nothing, I'm getting 38 million.
- How is it possible? Let me see.

- Check yourself. - You took it
16 million ice creams.

Will they hurt us?
Some zeroes must have escaped me.

The calculator and I broke
I'm not a math.

The only calculations
that I did well

- are those of the gallbladder.
- Show me.

- You will not exceed 2 million,
you'll see. - You'll see you'll see.

If something more should come,
we have only 389,000 lire aside.

If I committed the fur
and the bracelet?

The fur is synthetic and the
bracelet now has verdigris.

I'm afraid that at Monte di Pietΰ yes
realize that it is not pure gold.

Yet there must be a solution,
let's redo the calculations.

It works for you! To me he wrote 1
plus 1 equals 80 and then she went crazy.

With the house of Ladispoli
we exceed 2 million.

Let's take the one on Aurelia,
that of the level crossing.

With one million and 800,000 lire
we take the kids to the sea

- and so Marco heals from
tonsillitis. - With that figure,

excluding extras,
but we always have 389,000 lire.

At most we can operate Marco,
make a nice package

and send the tonsils to the sea,
at least they have fun. What do you say?

I say we have to go to the beach
as the doctor said.

Because during the holiday season
are they always tummy aches?

Of course, you drank all the purge
of the pupo!

Let me run to the bathroom first
what an uncle you check in!

- Busy!
- It seemed!

Uncle, hurry up, here soon
the whole palace comes down!

Should we go to the refuge?
Has the alarm already sounded?

- Now write the memorial
also to the toilet? - What do you care?

- Why not to the toilet?
- And also on toilet paper.

Oh, what are you doing? Look what that is
the chapter on the war of Africa!

- Do you want to clean up with the fall of
Tobruk? - With the purge I took

I guess they aren't even enough
the battle of El Alamein

- and the fall of Tripoli!
- Maria, when do you eat?

- But we finished 10 minutes ago!
- Did you give me the pastarella?

- It hurts, you have diabetes.
- Cesare!

You want me to rewrite everything
the chapter? Where did you come to?

- To Kobarid! - Look at me
I was 12 years old then.

World War I
I didn't have time to do it!

And I didn't make it in time
to take off my trousers!

Medoro, if you don't give me an idea,
I will never go to the sea.

But you know how much I should have
to be able to go on vacation?

Excuse me, to get off at Ottaviano
How long should I get the ticket?

- One million and 800,000 lire!
- On purpose we are reduced like this.

Keep asking for increases.
Mortacci yours!

- No, sorry.
- Forget it.

- Then?
- Cesare, you have an ass!

It's the last thing I have left

- but I would like to use it only in case
of life or death. - I have an idea!

Medoro said to me:
"Choose a nice place by the sea,"

"you build a shack there,
is abusive, "

"but when you made the roof
it can no longer be demolished. "

And the law is screwed!

So, thanks to the idea of Medoro,
I took my family to the sea.

We are out of tune!
Shut up everyone, wait a moment.

Cheers dad!

Sorry! Please,
where is the free beach?

Straight ahead. I don't want to
unload all this garbage.

- Ah, no, this is our home.
- I understand, earthquake victims.

- Still in these conditions?
- No, it's a prefabricated house

that we build ourselves by the sea.
It is a chalet, a log cabin.

He doesn't know we have too
a veranda.

A very beautiful villa will come.

8ell'uomo,
you missed your stay!

It was difficult to find a beach
that it wasn't crowded.

But after a day of trying
and another full of petrol

we managed to settle down
in what we baptized immediately

the last paradise.
Even if there were too many stones.

- It's ready!
- I'll come right away!

Come on, Cesare,
otherwise the flies go there!

- Men at the table. - If there are
yet. - Why? What happened?

- Nothing, then I'll explain.
- Cesare, how happy I am.

This really is
a corner of paradise.

8 children, this place is clean
and so we have to leave it.

- Love, I'm proud of you.
- Thank you.

- You asked for the material
recovery? - Yes. What do you say?

- Is it solid?
- Very solid.

Put more effort into it, otherwise
chickens all die there.

- But which chickens?
- But isn't it a chicken coop?

Yes, I decided to dedicate myself
to the egg trade,

if he holds the house. Otherwise I open a
counter of omelettes, who cares!

A nightmare. I worked all night,
but before dawn

- I wanted to put the roof on. I can
sit down? - Mom, what do we do?

Let's see dad
while they give him life imprisonment.

- Hello.
- Hello!

- My family.
- The door! The flow.

I took advantage of the cause

- to make him do another day
of sea. - Yes, but go ahead. - Yup.

Before sunrise
I wanted to have put the roof.

Dawn came first,
but I came second.

I had succeeded, this time I was
working hard to make it solid.

But some pieces of wood
they were rotten

so I made a regulation
which I would then explain to the others.

Like don't jump on the beds
and never slam the doors.

Wake Up!

- Which is?
- It's over.

- Do you like?
- Beautiful!

Come on a little, children!
We have the house by the sea!

How beautiful it is!

- It's all paid, even the mortgage!
- Mamma mia, how big it is!

- Mom, where's the toilet?
- Then Dad explains it to you.

But, Cesare ... You didn't do it
not even a window?

- How do we change the air?
- With buckets.

8uongiorno!

Did you see how nice?
We are neighbours.

We arrived this morning.

He wants to come get you
the sun with us?

No thanks!
Very nice!

- What are you measuring?
- Nothing!

Our beach house. But you make yourself
account of what's out there?

- You had never seen one before
so? - No, getting smaller.

- Guys!
- Are you hurt?

Next year
this house becomes two-story.

Wake up, guys.
To be a needy, come with me.

I saw a bush against the wind,
but watch out for nettles.

There are people, better, we will make friends.

Inside, kids! Nothing today
needs! It is full of asses!

- Fortunately the male is not
turned. - He was turned around before.

Why did you already go out?
8ene, I'm glad.

All barricaded in here!
I'll handle that!

This is disgusting!

Ah, are you British?

You can't be here,
i have children.

If they see you ...
And especially him, they get tired.

Look at that kids
he doesn't give a damn.

- The full nude worries him
mischievous adults. - You are italian.

So it doesn't really
justification.

Go somewhere else, to us
these junkies don't like.

Be ashamed! It is the only one in Italy
who goes to the beach fully dressed!

I'm not arguing it!
I'm chasing you away!

- It is unconstitutional. - That
has to do with the Italian Constitution ...

... with the trade fair
of the buttock?

I speak
of his physical constitution ...

... that won't let you hunt
no one except the flies.

But luckily for him
I'm a peaceful guy.

What is it doing?

- This beach chair is mine!
- You are bigoted and selfish!

- You are running a danger!
- Cesare!

Forget it, otherwise we will
the figure of retrogrades.

After all, they are always neighbors,
we use other ways.

- Maria, it seems to me ...
- Nice to meet you, Domenichini.

- Bite, pleasure.
- Let's get on with it! - Quite right.

- What's your name? - Cesare.
- I Ermanno, called 8atacchio.

- Then I'll explain why.
- No need, thanks.

- Why did you always watch it there?
- I'm ashamed in the face.

Before, I was going to massacre him.

- It doesn't cover!
- Why is it so big?

- What?
- The thing!

You say it's big?
Maria, normal is me!

Those are diseases.
Such a man cannot make love!

Hey!

- You say? - If I were a woman,
I would worry.

But look what had to happen!

And the children?
They saw me naked.

If they see Mr. 8atacchio,
they get the wrong idea.

Papΰ! Why can't we go out?

One moment. Let's go in.

Let's go guys!

Let's go throw it overboard
the dinghy.

Mind the step.
Maria, close the door.

8ene. Come on, Maria. Here we go!
In line like the Indians!

- Dad, I don't see.
- You don't have to see!

- Here it is full of stones.
- Better, so look where you walk.

- Maria, let's not delay! - That
blonde playing the guitar

- it is oxygenated. - How do you know it?
- Then I'll explain it.

The way of adventure
is on this side. Come on!

8ravi, boys. Now
you can take off your boat.

1, 2, 3.Via!

Guys, don't look down,
otherwise you get seasickness.

- Dad, we're on the dock!
- But there's always the sea below!

Come on, baby tigers. Plan!

Let's start with the sailing ship.
Don't turn around, skirmish.

Come on, dear.
Come on, pearl of Labuan.

All on the port side. Here we go!

- Let's go.
- Come back soon!

It comes back when I say it!

Let's get away from the enemy coast.

- Dad, I'm cold! - Courage,
we won all the battles

we can't miss the last one!

- Maria, what are these doing?
- They are cooking. They are dressed!

- Thank god.
- Hello.

- Hello Maria. - But that
what matters they have it out!

- They are half crazy. - Mom,
I'm cold! - Close your eyes.

To run! Maria,
be careful where you put your feet.

8children, at home!
I got a sore throat.

- You too love?
- Yes, terrible!

- Do you want to eat with us, Maria?
- No thanks. - They invited us!

He invited you, not us!

We want to spoil innocence
of our children? Rascals!

Behind the chair
there is a hole in the wall.

From there you can see the naked English!

Don't say anything to dad,
otherwise it clogs it.

Let's go guys! This morning
blind fly is played at the sea.

- What kind of game has come to you
in mind? - It is funny!

With blindfolded eyes we see
who finds the dinghy first!

- Daddy, my feet are breaking!
- What big stones!

On board, crew.
Maria, I'll pass you the first.

Now comes the second.
Here it is!

The basket!

Always at sea,
I look like Christopher Columbus!

Dad, can we remove the bandages?

Yes, but only from one eye,
otherwise what pirates are you?

- I'll take it off! - Today we do
a wonderful tour.

- I will reveal all the mysteries
of nature. - Why is there water?

There is water because God created it.

- Why is there water in the boat?
- Eh?

Oh my God, he got laundry!
We are sinking! Stop!

I still haven't finished paying
the installments! Maria, let's jump!

- Help, I can't swim!
- I'm afraid!

- Help, drown!
- I'd let them drown.

- Maria, where are you?
- Dad, do I have to save you?

- Help!
- 8 children, don't worry.

- Here I am!
- Help!

- Tigrotti, courage.
- Help!

- Help!
- Hold on.

Power.

- Where did I hang on?
- Do not worry. I'll take you to shore.

- I hold on tight.
- Yes, but not too much.

- Sandokan saved us!
- We were going to drown!

We are safe. We made it.

Marco, come down, you're heavy!

Hey! Thing!

What are you touching?
He's fine, let's not exaggerate!

- I did 30, I do 31!
- But which 31!

Maybe we fought
unjustly,

but you force me out
at dawn with this nude fact.

- My son has two tonsils like that!
- The sea is good for him.

The world is so big,
why do you have to be here naked?

See how much space there is!

They did not go away. In the morning at
7 Mordini and the British were sleeping.

I took the boys out
with the excuse of fishing.

We have been here for 2 hours,
but the fish don't bite.

- I see. - Are you sure
that fish like bread?

- He likes! - Why don't we try
with worms? - They suck me!

He bite.

Here the costumes throw them away.
I will be from Mordini.

- No, for Mordini it is too small.
- What do you know about it? - Look!

- I caught a fish shaped
rabbit. - How disgusting! 8uttalo.

It is disgusting!

I feel like throwing up. Guys,
end of fishing. Let's go home.

- Did you really get scared?
- Yes, the dead frighten me.

- It was just a rabbit!
- If you caught an elephant, did you die?

Have you ever seen
an elephant underwater?

When Mordini saved mom,
I have seen a trunk!

At home we do the math!

I'm sure you find us banal.

You know, when you are with your family!

But we are modern. I read
the newspapers, I keep myself informed.

- We still have a few steps to go.
Sugar? - I do.

You really have
face like ass!

- You allowed yourself to enter!
- He only asked me for coffee.

Maybe even correct!

Thanks god
that coffee doesn't make me nervous.

To me instead yes! Do you want war?
And war be it!

Maria, wait here with the kids.
I'll be right back. I will do justice!

In my place what he would have done,
Mister Judge?

- Sorry.
- Even at home! It was too much.

I went to the traffic police,
they came after two hours.

Go from behind, me from here.

- Where's this exhibitionist?
- Come on, Mr. Marshal.

- It must be severe.
- I throw them all in jail.

- Starting with that bitch.
- From that bitch!

- Put on the bra.
- What harm did I do?

That's my wife!

She made me come this far
to fine his wife!

- Why did you put yourself like this?
- Not to feel embarrassed.

- The naked breast is no longer a crime.
- You're my wife.

Here are some real nudists
who perform the nude!

Here they are. Mordini!

- What's up? - The marshal
wants to see our documents.

- It's just a formality. Come!
- I'm coming.

He's the capor, arrest him.
I have kids!

- That's always naked!
- There is no flagrance of crime.

He is always naked. Maria, it's true
who always has everything outside?

- I never noticed.
- I do! A monstrous thing!

- It's true, he has a big disease.
- 8am. - 8am.

I'm sorry. If I should
see him naked again, I'll call her.

Don't make us come here again
uselessly. Here we go.

- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.

- Why are you getting dressed now?
- When I heard the sirens ...

... I understood that I could no longer stay
naked! - I have to find a system ...

- Domenichini! - Yup.
- Whose is this hut?

- Keep children away,
it could collapse. - It's solid.

I built that house!
It's my home.

Really? Then we didn't
an empty journey.

- Now take it apart!
- Sorry!

- Otherwise within 48 hours I send
a bulldozer to bring it down. - He can not.

- There's a roof! - It is configured
the crime of illegal construction

on state property.

If you don't clear it right away,
arrest is expected.

- See you the day after tomorrow!
- Marshal, sorry ...

- The arrest?
- Dad, will they arrest you?

If they arrest you and knock you down
the shack, we sleep with the British.

- Be quiet.
- Now what do we do?

It is very simple. Phone
to Medoro and solve the problem.

If in the meantime
you don't even take your panties off!

Don't worry, Cesare, I have an idea.

If there is a sick person in the hut,
they can't demolish it.

- You need a seriously ill.
- Where do I find a seriously ill patient?

- I can't rent it!
- Do it yourself.

I? We would also miss you
that I take a disease now!

If I do it, they will notice it!

You were born with a shirt because
I also have the idea of the idea!

Maria, it's me.

- I've done it. - You're upset.
Haven't you slept even a little?

Yes, from Santa Marinella
in Civitavecchia, driving.

The toll booth woke me up.

I did 30 km of highway
opposite direction in the opposite lane.

I spent a crazy amount of
coffee, but uncle is here in the car.

He has always slept.
I found him at home already sleeping.

To get him out I told him
that we were going to get an ice cream.

He didn't notice anything.

I take it by the feet,
they are lighter.

You take it by the shoulders.

Maria! Did you come back to Rome too?

He woke up!

- Cesare!
- I'm here.

- Where did you get me
the ice cream? - The bars were closed.

I brought you here to the sea.
Stay a month with us.

It feels great here.
There is the sun, the sand ... Come.

The sand, the sun?
Tobruk; sand hell!

- Tobruk! - Tell him we are
in Tuscany, he doesn't listen to me!

Uncle, your license has expired
for 20 years! Uncle, there is the river!

- Uncle! - If this was an 8alilla,
you didn't take me!

But it's not a submarine either!
Let's go home.

I don't want to be here
not even a day.

- I have to finish the memorial first
to die. - Do not worry.

The memorial can be written here.
There is a lot of peace here.

Look how beautiful our house is.

At the concentration camp
there was one like it.

- They locked you in only if
you were strangling a sentry. - Come in.

- I don't want to be here.
- Guys, wake up. Uncle has arrived.

- Is he sick? - I will
well, it's always going to die.

You still piss on yourself!
Maria, clean Luca and Marco.

Uncle, this is the table.

These are notebooks.

Now you put yourself here
and write your memorial.

8ene, so I arrive
until 8 September.

If you don't move from here, maybe even
we arrive until September 8th.

If the brigade should arrive,
tell him you're very sick.

- Otherwise they kick us out.
- We'll go to the beach in a while.

But they return immediately. If you're hungry,
in belief there is everything.

- But don't touch the honey,
for you it's a poison! - Honey?

I do not like it!
Is that the toilet?

- No, it's the shower.
The toilet is outside. - Where is it?

You follow the flies.
It is the second bush.

Don't go to the first one
because the leaves are gone.

Maria, don't consume all the water,
I take a shower too.

Now we have it as well
the car in the river!

- Guys, it's full of shells.
- But they can't be found!

Look for the shells. Down!

The tanks advance.

They advance with a scrap metal noise.

Not even in Tobruk
I had these mirages!

English?

They treat each other well in this field
of concentration!

- Sir!
- Dad, there are naked women.

- Speak!
- Old sick man!

Do not worry.

It's normal.

Wouldn't it be better to go and see?

Uncle, you must be sick
only when the brigade comes.

You look like policemen
those girls?

Uncle ate all the honey.

I won't be dead!

Guys, go dry yourself.
Wait in the house.

Uncle.

Transport of body to Rome, wagon,
driver, petrol,

practices: one and a half million.

If I had the money we would have been
went to the sea

and uncle would have done at most
the dead afloat.

What a disgrace!

I can make 1 million 300, but I hope
who then becomes my client.

If you shoot another similar figure,
I'm dying too

so we can make a cash
two squares and we save.

I understand his situation, but
we are the best in the area.

I advise you to take advantage immediately,
in the autumn everything increases.

Okay, if it gets worse
we take advantage of it.

- Not dead yet?
- He has only one cold for now.

But it is better to be careful.
Come on, Maria.

- Who gives me a million and 300 thousand?
- You don't buy the dead chest anymore?

Don't get in the way, eat ice cream.

It takes an idea. I call Medoro.

- Those all go to the beach.
- We will no longer see the English naked?

No! If you look at naked women
you become blind.

Say yes before it starts
with the story of the stork.

But look at this
how does the arrow put!

What are you doing, now turn right?

- What are you doing? - Its fault
of that son of a whore!

- Dead of sleep! Sozzone!
- Sorry.

- Where did we get hit?
- There.

Put the arrow on the left and then
turn right! You're drunk?

I went straight
I didn't put the arrow.

- What about that?
- Which?

That's uncle, travel over
because he likes sunbathing.

- Maybe he caught a sunstroke.
- Now take another shot!

We defeated the general!
Let's go back to the desert!

Uncle! Then you are alive!

- Is alive! Mortacci his!
- Uncle, but you hurt him!

Did you ally with the British?

I'm going alone to get ice cream
at 8engasi! Tripoli!

We end this holiday
in the tent ... on oxygen.

Mr. praetor, uncle was not dead,
he had fallen into a diabetic coma.

I didn't notice because I don't look
the dead make an impression on me.

Then it could be configured
the crime of omission of aid.

- Do you know that your uncle could die?
- But leave it alone!

And then don't wave
my stiff neck comes.

Back then, he wasn't dead. Go on.

Uncle did not want to go back to the sea
and I threw myself back on the highway.

I needed a sick person
and who was sicker than me?

I would have sacrificed it and mine
family would take the vacation.

- Dad, did the car break down?
- Yes, or I attacked his fever.

We are on time,
the 48 hours have not yet expired.

- The 8atacchio tent is gone.
- It's true!

My home!

- Don't you knock?
- I played too!

- This is housebreaking!
- Is this a domicile?

This is an abusive shack
and abandoned.

Now the law says it's my home.

Do you do this?
Now I'll show you!

- Now what do we do?
- There are no ideas.

Let's go by car and think.

Cesare, in your opinion Mordini
makes love to all three?

Let's not digress, I'm thinking.

- How do you do with that disease?
- I told you I'm thinking.

Maria, I didn't fall asleep,
i'm still thinking.

I got a half idea that ...

Mom has evaporated.

This gesture has a meaning.

Liberation from slavery
of the moral taboos of the bourgeoisie.

Freedom understood as a return
at the origins.

- The nude lived as a gesture
politic. - How well you speak!

I did not imagine staying
on the beach naked it was right.

- Now I'll do it!
- I didn't do anything wrong!

Go in the car and wait there.
We'll deal with you later!

- We'll do it right away!
- Do you start again?

Come to my place,
I offer you a coffee.

That's my home! Even coffee!
I offer you four punches!

Stop it!

Come out if you dare.

This is from your wife, give it back.

- They are kidding me?
- Sure.

Ah, the policeman came yesterday,
says the praetor is on vacation.

For the demolition it is repeated
in September.

If you want to stay, I'll be there soon
tent, otherwise good mid-August.

But I'll kill you!

- Do not make me laugh!
- I break everything!

I'm afraid Mordini got hurt.

- Our house is destroyed.
- What a vacation!

What did you do, did you kill him?

Caesar, I have arrived,
now I think about it, don't worry.

In the name of the Italian people,
having regard to Articles 721 and 728

I condemn Domenichini Cesare
to cause injuries caused by

abusive shack collapse
built with inexperience,

18 months in prison
and payment of damages

for a sum of lire
3 million 750 thousand

or to increase the sentence for others
six months.

- Slay, dad!
- Lawyer.

- What do you think I do?
- Don't pay, I have an idea.

Excuse me, Mr. Praetor, what it is
the penalty for voluntary injury?

- A year and six months.
- Add!

At least I got up
this satisfaction.

Arrest him! Take it away!

Oh my God, what pain!
Mom, what a hit!

- I feel bad!
- Come on, it's nothing.

Nothing? It broke my head!

- Courage.
- Yes, courage!

- Maria, please.
- Do not worry.

We hope they send you
in a prison on the sea,

so in summer we come
all close to you.

- Everyone who?
- All.

All.

All?

Like all?

All.

He attacked me from behind
pushing me against the moving body

loaded with food and related products.

- What do you mean by like?
- French brand sparkling wine.

- Champagne.
- I confirm.

Please, prosecutor.

You, Porceddu 8aingio, confirm
resistance to the public force

by the accused
Mario Zamboni.

I meant that ... Excuse me.

- You are welcome.
- I answer the question.

Mario Zamboni procured for me
natural person in the present case

resistance to serious injury
to the back.

As per the medical report drawn up
as a service officer

in response to hospitalization, so that
I had three months of healing

if no complications arise.

- That's all.
- Please, take a seat.

Defense word.

Mr. praetor. Gentlemen.

Look at this man.

Small, fat, insignificant,

suffocated and humiliated
from a life without emotions

in a small factory
of sausages.

Are you sure he's a lawyer?

For once he broke up
carried by the wind of sin

- opening the door ...
- Who opened the door?

Mr. praetor,
I said it figuratively.

Silence or I make clear
the classroom. Go ahead, lawyer.

Maybe it's better than most
that to my courtly prose,

I entrust the description of the facts
to modest words

man. Come on, Zambotti.

- Zamboni.
- It's the same.

It's not the same. Zamboni is Zamboni.

Mr. praetor, first of all
I'm not "vermis solitaris"

as the lord said. Not
I chose it, but my wife.

Secondly, I am not suffocated
from a life without emotions

because my factory is fine.
28 billion turnover per year.

This is a 4 carat solitaire
and I also have a ruby at home.

You bought everything
with my money!

Silence! We don't care
your facts! Go on.

- Health!
- Thank you.

In terzis, it is better than the facts
I'll tell them.

Last summer I was on vacation in
Livorno with my wife and daughter.

My daughter had a cruise
sympathized with a cadet

of the naval academy
and son of a widowed admiral.

Looking good my daughter was a
husband not to be missed.

- 8am.
- 8am.

Are you a hotel customer?

I'm Mario Zamboni, we have the
suite, 280 thousand per day plus VAT.

- Do you want to leave the bags first?
- Yes, we don't eat with a towel.

- It's obvious.
- Luigi.

- I'd like a very large table.
- I understand.

Maybe he didn't understand,
great because I'm waiting for guests.

If Admiral Olderise comes
with your son, send it to us.

I recommend, when it arrives
the admiral, smile.

Don't do like the last time you
you yawned in the face!

But he telling a lot
bullshit!

- Don't express yourself like this!
- What is this dog?

- Poor beast, what's wrong with you?
- But this is an elephant!

Take it off, I'm afraid!

It almost took my shoulder away.

Excuse me. He never gives
confidence to strangers.

Maybe some particular smell.

- You dog?
- Dog will be his sister!

Ah, her sister dog! Bitch!

He's asking if we have a dog.

- No, no dog.
- I apologize very much to Faust.

May I? Fitzmayer, butler of
Krupper house. Dusseldorf. Germany.

Very happy, Mario Zamboni,
Prize Insaccati Cavallari Company.

Codazzo. Province of Modena.
She is the owner, my wife.

Adalgisa Cavallari in Zamboni.

8uongiorno.

- Everything ready for Faust?
- Here's the bresaola.

- What a lord!
- That dog looked like a donkey!

You smell like bresaola for this
the dog came near you!

- Maybe the dog stank.
- No!

- Let's start with appetizers?
- I do not know...

Raw ham,
a little bresaola with lemon.

But then you do it on purpose!
I don't want bresaola!

- Give me the list, we'll choose.
- All right.

- This is on my stomach.
- What are you taking, cuddly?

All.

- Here's your bread.
- Take off please.

Dad, when does the admiral arrive?
What do you say, will it be the right time?

- Will it be the right time with Amerigo?
- 8uona, good.

Here they are! They haven't seen us.

- What are you shouting about?
- They haven't seen us! Admiral.

Dear lady! Go on, dear.

Dear boy, go near Aurora,
you will have many things to say.

Dear Admiral! Amerigo, as you are
grown up! You are also thinner.

Zamboni, you are always witty!

- How's it going, Miss Aurora?
- 8ene.

- I'm going to get cigarettes.
- Where are you going, Mario!

- I forgot my cigarettes!
- Your husband shouldn't smoke.

- 8the little object. Ancient?
- Yes, two and a half carats.

- Please, take a seat.
- Amerigo, smile to Aurora.

One moment, stop the elevator!

Which floor?

Leave the door open!
Then he really wants me!

It is the woman who chooses,
there's nothing to do.

How beautiful you are, I didn't believe it
when you winked at me!

But what is this?
What does he want of you?

He slapped me!

In the restaurant he made me
the wink so I thought ...

Where does what come from ...!
But who are you?

We have been playing since last night
at Frau Krupper's table.

Sorry, I didn't think ...
Oh my god, the dromedary dog!

Remove this beast
that looks like a rhino!

Good, I didn't do anything to you.

Take it.

- You hurt?
- It hurts me now with your hand.

The lady winked at me,
what should i do?

His little eye is tic nervous.

You nervous, husband is never there,
she is very loyal to a bad husband.

You have a lot of passion for play
and great players.

- You great player?
- Yes, I'm a great player.

- Because there is hope ...
- No! How does it allow?

She is very serious.
Its only vice is mess.

- How mess?
- You always travel for fun.

Venice, Montecarlo, another game,
another player, another casino.

- Go from casino to casino.
- But tomorrow he still plays in the room.

I'd like to play in the room.

I understand you.
Big, fat fat wife.

A slipper, a ball-breaker.
Instead Frau Kropper great lady.

She sugary, buttery.

But you can only see her again
if you great player.

You can play with her.

For this I want to do
amalgam ...

Did you want to melt it?

Now come down and put up
all the admiral's achievements!

Don't shout, I was talking to ...

But we've been looking for six years
a husband for Aurora!

The admiral told me his
companies. What balls! Sorry, praetor.

I always thought of Frau Krupper,
buttery, sugary.

But I had to jog at dawn
to bring the two doves closer together.

- Amerigo, I can't do it!
- Nothing is better than a race!

We let the two boys
familiarization.

- Twenty years! 8and times! I remember...
- I can not do it.

Now you make out!

I was exhausted. Luckily I met
the butler ... what's his name ...

and I said I was ready to sit down
at Frau Krupper's table.

I left the others to the cinema,
they made a film about submarines,

and at nine I introduced myself
by Frau Krupper.

Royal flush.

Aces poker.

If you decide to commit suicide, go for more
in there, blood horrifies me.

- Another hand?
- No thanks.

- 8night.
- Goodbye.

8one evening, gentlemen.

Little players, little men.

No great players here.

- I'll have to be bored.
- Great player, Zamboni.

I already know her!

Yes, he winked at me first
and then he slapped me.

You are welcome.

Here it is. Wheat.

Take away money from the table.

- Did you see?
- Poker, baccarat, chemen de fer?

No, I know how to do it, briscola, seven
and pinch, canasta and Italian broom.

- Italian broom?
- Yes, the normal broom.

- I know! Do we have Italian cards?
- I have them, I always carry them.

These are from Piacenza,
the ones we use in the north.

Check, they are sealed.

- I missed it.
- How much do you want to play?

- A broom we can make 1,000 ...
- A thousand dollars a game.

- So you don't need chips.
- If you use it like this ...!

Spariglio of six of denarii.
Broom of three!

There! King of money!
Another broom! It was destiny.

Four of swords, fuck!

I have a beautiful seven! Double point.
Seven handsome and fucks.

I told you
that I am a great player.

It's not nice, he said
"Vaffangluc".

No, he said "big luck".

How to say you Italians?
Big backside? Big butt?

I was constantly winning. Seven beautiful,
cards, money, primrose,

- and broom, broom, broom ...
- We understood. We proceed.

I won 13 games for a total
of 13 thousand dollars.

The lady got angry ...
I meant she got pissed.

In fact I thought that the parenthesis
rose would end

- before starting.
- You wretch!

You don't even have modesty
to hide your betrayals!

My wife is gone.
Thank god.

Health! It is a little cooled.

- I can?
- You are welcome.

So, the next evening I came
to find Kutzviller.

$ 13,000 is a no brainer.

Frau has millions of dollars, though
husband forbidden her to play.

If he finds out
that she lost ...

- Kaput.
- Of course kaput!

This dog is nice, but he has
such a head and it makes an impression on me.

He keeps you careful. You want to give
rematch to Frau Krupper?

- Gladly.
- She very admired of you.

You great player, she finds
you very charming.

- You big ass.
- Of course I'm lucky.

But you all in Germany
these nervous tics?

No, no nervous tics, you
wait for you in your room all alone.

- To do what?
- Small Italian broom.

I understand, the broom.

But then there are no misunderstandings?
And alone? We understood each other?

- But get the dog off my balls.
- I'll get out of here right away.

Goodbye.

Damn the misery!

He is in the room alone.

Micione, were you looking for us? We are ready
for a nice canasta.

- Which canasta?
- They decided tonight

we would have made a nice canasta.

Dear Zamboni, I want you to be my partner
against the lady and the miss.

We will sink the enemy barges.

- Lΰ?
- Yes, please sit down.

Officers called me at the club
"The terror of the green table".

To me "the terrone of the green table".

I remembered one thing.
I have to do a little act.

- But we have to play.
- I have to do a little act.

I thought you the most solicitous invitation
Charlotte Krupper.

A lot has happened
of circumstances.

Since the son of the admiral
want ... They are family things.

I am a "sailed" man, I have them
reported the $ 13,000 won.

No, gambling debt,
honor debt.

Thanks, but I know your husband
he's a little nervous.

My very bad husband.
I love, but I'm afraid of him.

He is a mania for weapons.
He always shoot, shoot.

How to shoot? What is the killer doing?

No, he makes weapons.

His face is Gestapo.

I am very grateful for your revenge,
but I would like to play with lire.

Dollars with her brings me bad luck,
but I only have dollars.

And I only have lire.
Let's exchange dollars for lire.

- A million dollars.
- This is too much!

But since I'm Zamboni,
Known all over the world,

the famous Cavallari company,
I will have about 53 million.

What do we care, the dollar goes up,
the lira goes down!

I'll change them. Here, you can check.
This is cash,

then I have cashiers checks
of the 8anca Rurale di Codazzo.

Five, ten, fifteen, twenty ...
I keep these by the tips.

- I'm very grateful.
- They are stupid.

We billionaires don't mind these
nonsense. They are loose change.

Can I speak tete-a-tete?

The butler said ... I don't know
how to tell them, I'm a shy.

- Let's do it. You are beautiful!
- You great seducer.

You want to play love instead
of cowardly money, right?

Tempting demon, you know mine
weakness for fun!

You like me
because you sit big.

It means luck! sure
I met her so beautiful!

Damn, I gotta go down to
take the pill, I don't feel ...

I'll be back in two or three minutes.

- I'll come back soon. - I'll wait for you.
- And I'll get back to you!

- My Madonna!
- Give him a hand.

- He hurt himself?
- Thanks, it's nothing.

I slipped, nothing serious.
I thought it was the earthquake.

Do me a courtesy.
I'll give you 50 dollars, or rather 100.

In two minutes, come to the sitting room
and you say:

"Mario Zamboni on the phone, for
a long and urgent phone call. "

- All right.
- Keep the flowers. Thank you.

- Here I am, Admiral.
- Long last.

Sorry, but all the bathrooms
they were busy.

Here we are all elderly,
they are "prostate".

Never mind, I was telling the
his wife and dear Aurora

forcing the port of Malta.
The treacherous winds ...

Twenty! Plus twenty forty.
I take this and discard this.

- How beautiful!
- Zambotti, he gave the deck.

- I?
- To the girl.

Sorry, a long phone call
for you, Mr. Zamboni.

What does it mean long?

Long in the sense that it comes
from afar, from Latin America.

Too bad, the canasta
I was having fun.

- I'll replace the ... cadet.
- My son doesn't see very well.

- Is it presbyopic?
- No, nearsighted. He lacks 8 diopters.

- Ah, I understood that.
- Eight diopters.

If it's another excuse for not staying
with the admiral, pay me.

You have five minutes,
I put the ringtone on your wrist.

I'll come after you later.
And I'll find you, don't doubt.

I'll try to hurry up, honey.

- Mrs.
- Say.

Madonna, how beautiful she is!
What a beautiful transparency!

It looks like Marlene Dietrich!
And also "davantich"!

- Made you wait a lot.
- The blue angel.

I arrived...

- Sorry.
- Great actor!

This pleases a German woman.

We try to break the delay,
do something.

- Let's solve the situation.
- No!

You great player,
I am a great player.

You must win love with cards.

Very erotic!

Can we play a faster game?
With cards it is too long.

8rivido great player!

Let's play streap broom.

- How many news from Germany!
- I take cards.

You lucky to broom.

The broom is too long. Let's make
to those who raise the highest card.

Yes, higher card.
This likes German woman.

Even an Apulian man likes it.

- Get up, please.
- Will I get up?

- Paper.
- Paper.

A woman!
It's women's evening!

- Streap, streap!
- You big ass.

- Yes, I do everything. - Raise up.
- I like this game.

This time you screwed me.
Mine is lower.

- Calzoni, please.
- Yes, I take them off.

But we can't do something ...
how do all couples do?

I feel an excitement on me,
a shiver ...

I too feel trembling
of great excitement.

Okay, you won my body.

Winners and losers together!
No, right now!

I have to take a diuretic,
I have a duodenal ulcer ... in my throat.

I'll wait for you in my big bed.

Hurry up, love.

With such a female,
I have to go to the admiral!

I'm in underwear!
What am I doing now?

Where do I go tanned like this?

- I'll give you $ 200, give me
trousers. - What am I doing?

- You're back!
- It's your turn.

Sorry. Here we are!

No, what are you doing? If you discard this they do
canastone. You're a ... big boy.

- Amerigo, watch out.
- So, the long phone call?

Nothing, it was stupid,
at the factory ...

Aurora!

- Discard!
- What did they want from the factory?

- There is a control of finance.
- Oh God!

Excuse me, Admiral,
allows us a moment?

- Sure, please.
- A moment.

A check of finance
and you are so calm?

If they find the bill
on the Swiss bank?

All liquids from Aurora's dowry
are deposited there!

- Then he marries without liquids.
- We are ruined.

You are ruined,
you are the owner, not me.

Find an excuse now
with the admiral and row!

- Blessed Madonna!
- Excuse me, Admiral.

Sorry, admiral. Unfortunately
I have to go, duty calls me.

8ravo, duty first
and then pleasure.

So much she tells so many things!

I can tell about the sinking
of the Rex.

Leave me some money,
in case you hold back.

I don't know if I have Italian money.

- I have the dollars. Here is 50, 60 dollars.
- They are not enough.

- 100, 150. - Not enough.
- 200. Keep it all!

Damn! I was recovering
the tent is in place

that she had taken to do
the skirt. But do you have it in for me?

You're the one who's mad at me!
You keep $ 300 for the trouble.

Damn pants!
Now I take it off.

It's you, my little big
player?

Yes I am,
little big player.

- Here I am.
- Come on, my little great love.

You called me "love"!
If you say "come" I will come.

8ella! 8 buttery, sugary!

We also lacked this now!
Down, good.

- What do you want? - He always present
love with my husband.

Oh yes? Sorry, fraulen,

we don't make traditional love,
naked?

I'm afraid it bites me
the lower abdomen.

Bites? No, nothing bites.
He is good. You like him.

It won't be a while ...
German Recchione.

Even with the dog,
I do not care.

Her husband is coming, I am
desolate. Goalkeeper warned me.

I try to stop him,
but he get on the elevator!

Madonna, that's what's on
photo with gun in hand!

- You have to leave now!
- Which pants do I wear? They are two.

The dog has a jacket in his mouth!

- Be good, give me the jacket.
- Soon!

Hurry, go!

If he sees me he will kill me.

- Hide in the toilet.
- Yup.

- Where in the cup?
- No! - Ah, under the toilet!

Come on, ugly beast!

Soon, he went to the toilet.

- The dog...
- Quickly, run away window!

- Come on, Elvira, pack your bags.
- Yes, I'm ready.

Faust, you liked Zamboni, huh!

Of course, it smelled like bresaola!

We took them away
a lot of money.

It got stuck!
How does this thing open?

- 8 tonight.
- 8 tonight.

The undersigned and my colleagues
let's do a confidential investigation.

Reported individuals who peddle
counterfeit foreign currency,

in this case U point dollars,
S point, A point.

It means US dollars!

They spend like great gentlemen
across the continent.

8We refer to these young people
who immediately loved each other.

- Best wishes.
- Thank you.

- How hot! It can be switched on
a little airing? - Sure.

This heat reminds me of the heat
that he did on the Rex bridge

- in '42 when they sank us.
- Tell me, Admiral.

I was with my brother-in-law Luigi
when a whirlwind ...

What is this freezing wind?
Blessed Madonna!

The dollars!

They are all fake!

- But really fake gifts!
- Say false.

Oh my God, the suck!

- But hadn't he left?
- I started with the suction!

- What are you doing in your underwear?
- It was hot in there.

- You wretch!
- What are you doing with all these dollars?

I won them in the game.
Leave the money alone!

- But ...
- I care about the dollars!

- He gave me fake money!
- He's under arrest.

- In the name of the law, stop!
- Leave me alone!

Help! Stop the cart!

The glasses in the back!

These want to arrest me.
Say we played broom.

I have won all evening and you have me
you said "big butt", remember?

Who is he? I don't know him.

- What does it mean?
- Take your lady's hand, please.

Street. I never knew you. Here we go.

- He winked at me!
- Say something in his defense.

Admiral, go fuck!

- That's all?
- That's all.

It's not all.
Evelina Kruger, South Tyrolean

and Federico Pattibon, from Veneto,
they were arrested a few days later

at the Sanremo casino.

- The door!
- The door! It is cooled!

Thank you.

The crime of selling fake money
it can be taken from you

by virtue of confession
of the woman who exonerated him.

- She proved to be an honest woman.
- Honest a horn!

- That's the woman you deserve.
- You don't think so?

8ella, buttery,
with two antennas like that!

It's a slut! Just a fool
how you could fall for it!

You destroyed everything! This angel
his broken love still cries.

- Are you going to divorce?
- No. Never, praetor.

- I imagined!
- Bad.

- Absolved.
- Absolved?

- Absolved.
- Thank you. I've been acquitted!

- I was acquitted!
- Thank you, lawyer.

I knew it!

I will have to live with forever
such a woman. What a condemnation!

I will make you pay! You humiliated me
before the praetor!

If I didn't speak ill of you,
those arrested me.

- Here! I knew it! Cursed.
- Mrs. Adalgisa.

Acquitted!

I was sure about that.
Zamboni, congratulations!

Let's bury the hatchet
and let these pigeons

resume flight.
Amerigo, kiss!

- Are we going to party at the bar?
- With pleasure.

Dear Mrs. Adalgisa,
I never told her ...

This he told us
a thousand times, enough!

- Mario?
- Yup?

Where is the file?

The file!

So.

"Cause for moral and material damage
brought by Alberto Dal Prΰ against:

Finetti Fernando, Giovanardi Felice,
Antonio Spannato, Mattioli Remo,

Moffi Domenico, etc. Etc.

Of Italian nationality

and Omar Abdul Joshef Rashid of
Arab nationality in absentia. "

- One moment.
- Who is she?

I'm the high secretary
Omar Abdul Joshef Rashid.

He says, I say.
He thinks, I think.

He innocent, I innocent.

So you answer for crimes
ascribed to him.

If he is guilty, I will be guilty.

Do you have a lawyer?

Here they come now from now
Akaba, Emirate of the Persian Gulf,

our master's house.

No introductions, let's proceed.

- The injured party, Alberto Del Prΰ.
- I'm here.

- The injured party is here. - Not
I can, as he said, I am injured.

- All injured?
- Not all.

The language works
in fact now they all spit them out.

Silence! What is that? Silence!

- I apologize. - Now I am writing you
even the crime of threat!

- You have to stay calm!
- You expose ... the facts.

- My wife Francesca.
- Francesca Cherubini, pleasure.

Pleasure. Del Prΰ, come to the point.

At the exclamation mark! This
it's a story of exclamation marks.

The important thing is not to leave points
questions, start from the beginning.

- My poor mom ...
- Evelina.

Evelina. He had lost all hope,
but I came ...

- Tell your life story?
- She said from the beginning.

From the beginning of the story
Judicial.

I didn't want to leave
question marks.

Try to be more concise.

Then I skip happy youth,
turbulent adolescence,

and I start from the moment I become
shipyard owner

sweat on the forehead ...

Thank you.

Armpits and other parts of the
body that is not appropriate to list.

8uffone! With the sweat of ours
front!

Silence! Go on.

I was a construction site owner
large and prosperous shipbuilding.

I didn't miss the orders,
I had built important boats,

when I finally got my hands on the
ambitious project of the Charybdis.

A fairytale yacht.

Del Prΰ, truly formidable!
It will have cost you a lot!

More than anything else a lot of patience.

It was a model, we were
only at the project stage.

I was in financial straits
because of the conjuncture.

Which also caused me big problems
with the staff.

- Doctor, my salary? - That
does it make all this money?

- I have to go to the hairdresser.
- I'll pick it up tomorrow.

Del Prΰ, today is the third salary
that you have not paid!

We are tired of waiting!
You have to pay us!

- Today is the twenty-seventh ...
- Silence!

Workers, friends,
I have good news for you.

By tonight your petitions
will be answered.

Promised!

Now get back to work,
don't break my balls.

Del Prΰ, night has already come
if you don't pay they are beaten.

X1 calls X2, step.

X1 calls X2, stop it
with that music, I pass.

- XY, can you hear me?
- Here XY2, I listen to you, can you hear me?

Loud and clear. Francesca,
I am surrounded by the enemy.

I am on the canal, I am looking for
to melt it with the boat.

Wait for me to dock as expected
from the X plane

Ok; received. Over and out.

Hey! He ran away!

He screwed us!
Let's go to the gates!

Here we go!

8locchiamo the exit!

Countermand.

Let's move on to the emergency plan.

Appointment at Y5 with tetanus.
Over and out.

Workers, friends, be patient!
You will be paid.

Ours is not a company,
it's a big family

and you are all my children.

Let's shut up that jester!

Workers, friends, be patient!
You will be paid.

Ours is not a company,
it's a big family

and you are all my children.

He is a puppet.

And he!

Workers, friends, be patient!
You will be paid!

It's another puppet!
He is taking us for a ride!

Too bad, if it was him,
I would have thrown him a stone!

What the fuck are you doing? Do you throw stones?
Then you are assholes!

We will make you pay!

Come in!

How pale you are!
You seem a little banged!

Especially banged.

You can't go on like this,
here if Arabic does not save us ...

The Arabic in question was precisely
Omar Abdul Joshef Rashid

- represented here.
- Very unworthily.

The pill.

Ma'am, please.

- I'm picking up the pills.
- It's not just a matter of pills.

Excuse me.

Go ahead, tell it how it should
save her this Abdok el Raskid.

No! Omar Abdul Joshef Rashid,

immeasurable prince
of the Emirate of Akaba.

Who will this Arab ever be?

It is so rich,
but so rich,

who is convinced that Agnelli
is an electrician from Turin.

Go on.

I knew in secret that Arabic
he wanted to buy a yacht.

It was the right time to place
the Charybdis and I went to him.

It wasn't a secret, we were 40
companies and each with a project.

And the Charybdis was chosen. Pilloletta.

8 the blow.

Yes, but the Arab wanted guarantees
on the solidity of my company.

I was calm because I could trust
on the understanding of my workers.

I feel like throwing up!

We must build the Charybdis!
We must build the Charybdis!

- Calm down! - Stop! We feel
what a story he has to tell us!

I propose bread and work for six months

like a good father would
with their children.

Because we are a big family!

The construction site is not mine,
but it is above all yours!

Because when it comes to
collaboration the yard is ours,

but when it comes to profits
Is the building site yours?

- It's the truth!
- Quite right.

Profits never existed
and it's time to turn the page!

I want to show you who I am!
I am one who has the balls like that!

I am able to fight
like a gladiator,

I will be your leader if you
you want to be my soldiers!

- I'll take you to victory.
- Let's get down to business.

- When do you pay us?
- I was expecting this question!

- I really expected it!
- And what do you answer?

What do I answer?
I tell you that ...

I do not know what to answer!
I am desperate!

I'm a shit, I'm a coward!

A wimp, you have to help me,
you can't make me die like this!

- You will give us three months from Prΰ
of arrears of wages? - Yup!

- Even the increase we had for you
asked? - Yes, yes.

- 8ene, we are with you.
- Thanks friends.

One moment! First a little firm,
we prepared the contract.

I don't have a pen.

How come you have pens?

- It's all OK?
- Everything, doctor.

Holy shit, I recommend!

- They're coming, shoot!
- Faster than sunlight!

Del Prΰ, very happy.

Very happy. Very happy.

- They are my bodyguards.
- Of the body? Ah, sorry.

I am Akim, servant of ours
great master

Omar Abdul Joshef Rashid.

What I listen to, he listens.
What I say, he says.

What I see, he sees.

- What does he do, sorry?
- Who?

- Sorry. - I said:
What I see, he sees.

And I see that this construction site
it is small and shabby.

The dress does not make ... Arabic.

Behind those sheets she hides
nautical technology

who in Cuneo dream about it.

Please have a seat. Come and see.

What's there?

To the left, for the beholder,
there is the anchors department.

The compass department on the right.

- To certain noises
you never get used to it. - You are welcome?

- I meant work.
- Ah, work.

They arrive.

Come on!

Too strong!

- How does it react?
- He bite! He bite!

8ene, let's move on to the second phase.
Come on guys!

- It's really impressive.
- They don't have a sense of proportion.

- Give me!
- Hurry, we must look like a thousand!

Forgive the confusion,
but we are inundated with work.

This does not correspond to
information I had about you.

Malelingue, the competition!

I'd like to visit a shed
randomly ... That.

The number 4!

- Why are you shouting?
- Excuse me, it's the habit of leadership.

This way.

Soon, at number 4!

- How many workers do you have?
- Such as? - How many workers.

I don't know, I couldn't
count them, they never stand still.

Hurry up!

Come on, here they come!

We're here!

You are welcome.

8 good job. May Allah protect you.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

I'd like to see
another department.

8affi, wants to see another
Department,

intercom to the 5 intercom
that we are coming.

8ene doctor, at 5!

- Intercom quickly!
- To fly!

- Come on, so he can't recognize us!
- The glasses!

Back!

Green light, at 5 am!

One moment! I'll lead the way.

What happens? Can't you come in?

- He feels bad?
- No, I'm praying.

Praying? A faithful!

Are you Muslim? - Yes, but stay
between us, they are delicate things.

Have you ever been to Mecca?

Every year, July and August.

Please make yourselves comfortable.

8uon work for you too.

- You are welcome.
- Strange they look a little like everyone.

The country is small,
they all come from the same strain.

8ene, it was a visit
very satisfying.

What I said, he says.
What I listen to, he listens.

What I have seen, he sees.

If he wants to write what he does
he writes ... he signs the contract.

Omar Abdul Joshef Rashid
he is a capricious man,

- loves to define his business
on their own. - Quite right.

He wants to know it, everything will depend
from the sympathy I have for you.

I could invite him to my house,
but I'm afraid I'm not up to it.

Do not worry,
my lord has simple tastes.

Then I make pizza!

8asterΰ a Persian carpet
for you to sit,

orchids to watch and to
eat small portions of the sea.

Oysters, bottarga and goose liver
in an all oriental atmosphere.

I organize, but I recommend it though.

The Persian carpet, mister praetor,
the tenant lent it to me.

But I paid the rest by committing
the last silverware left.

If that wasn't enough, may Allah do it
drown in an oil well,

Omar Abdul Joshef Rashid
he showed up with the twelve wives.

They were very nice,

but they ate like an army
of Kurdish guerrillas.

Not to mention Akim
and the two bodyguards.

Are you still here?

No more staff
qualified.

Domenico, do you put on some music?

- Joshef's wives are beautiful.
- Can not see anything.

You don't see anything, but look at that
beautiful blond hair they all have.

He's looking at me again.
He didn't do anything else the whole evening.

It reminds me of Omar Sharif
in that spy movie.

Let him spy on his eyes
they are not the hands. Fregatene.

You made me put this on
dress! You can see everything.

Would you rather be packaged
like those there?

And hide
all the beautiful things you have?

But do you see how he looks at me?
I don't want you to imagine ...

Let him imagine.

Imagination costs nothing,
tribute of the company.

It's the boat that has to pay,
cash.

Do you want the lady to dance for me?

What I ask, he asks.

I? Really...

8all, think of the Charybdis,
don't be stupid.

You are welcome.

I never wear it, almost never.

- How's it going, Del Prΰ?
- Get your cocks,

think about pouring champagne.

If things go wrong,
the cocks will be his.

You are welcome.

No, our religion
prohibits alcohol.

Stronzone, you're ruining everything.
Go!

Thank you.

- 8rava.
- Thank you.

Excuse me, what did he say?

It is an ancient Arabic expression
sweet and poetic.

Maybe a little colorful.
My lord says

who has never seen a moon
leaning on such a beautiful ...

it is a little difficult to translate.
How do you say with ass education?

It must have broken out
the dishwasher, sorry.

Del Prΰ, go ahead.

Sorry if I smoke,
but I'm a little nervous.

The party lasted until morning and
despite the disaster in the kitchen,

things had got better.

At a certain moment,
Mr. Akim, at 4.27

- intoned a Neapolitan song.
- O my sun.

- No!
- Of course?

- Yes, I swear!
- I said no to my wife,

- put the cigarette in my mouth
on the lit side. - I'm sorry, love.

- Doctor, will I continue? - Lawyer,
we don't mix dialectics.

- Go ahead, - Francesca,
continue you, my foot hurts.

Before leaving, Joshef,
he made us understand in his own words

who would sign the contract

and that he would pay an advance
half a million dollars.

After, first read the contract.

"For delivery within 12 months a
total of $ 10 million. "

We hope to return,
you took us by the neck.

"Postscript.

Wanting to add a thirteenth
brown pearl

to his collection
of blonde pearls. "

I do not understand.

"Postscript.

Wanting to add a thirteenth
brown pearl

to his collection
of blonde pearls. "

I don't understand the note, sorry.

It is a decisive note.

My lord is a very man
capricious, I told you.

The other night, at his party, his
heart palpitated faster.

His harem suddenly
it seemed incomplete to him.

Now he wants to add a thirteenth
brown pearl

at twelve o'clock he already has
and always keep it to yourself.

What I wrote,
he has written.

Would like to add
a thirteenth brown pearl

to the twelve blondes he has.

So much ... so much it costs nothing.

- Please have a seat.
- What does he do?

- That's 10 million dollars.
- Please, take a seat.

Ouch!

What I have given to you,
I gave it to him.

I will never give in to Arabic
and its notes.

A small detail
on which we disagree.

A little thing.

A thirteenth brown pearl?
What a beautiful expression.

Besides being beautiful, Joshef,
it is also poetic.

Who knows how I would be with the veil?

Francesca, let's not say bullshit.

And then, today distances don't matter
not more.

I'd come to see you when you want,
also very often.

So I would become the lover
of my wife.

I know it's not possible, but you could
pay back wages,

buy new machinery and me
I would become the favorite of the harem.

Who will I be at this hour?
I'm going to open.

The favorite of the harem.

Don't do it, we will give you
an oil well.

Thanks, water and oil all right.

8ene,

let's see if it makes you laugh
this also.

Do you see this?
Now I detach the safety ...

and count to three.

You know what happens
after I counted to three?

Four five six.

Laugh, laugh,
you will see what happens to you!

Seven eight,

nine ten...

May I?

- She was just missing.
- I bring you a new proposal.

Me too.

- What have you done? You're crazy?
- I thought I was in the harem.

Excuse me so much.

Excuse me, I was unable to dose
the power of the forearm.

- You are welcome. - Mr. Akim wanted
talk to you about a new proposal.

Say.

My lord has thought about it
and he realized

that cannot separate forever
what your God has united.

- Thank god. - He bought
in the city a wonderful villa

- with a beautiful alcove.
- Then?

He has decided that he is satisfied
of a single night of love.

One night of love?
Did you take me for a whore?

Outside this house, rascal,
ruffiano, manutengolo!

Out! Go to that thug
of your master!

Slave of the dam!

I understand getting married,
but one night of love!

How do you allow it?

8rava, my love,

I lost a billion deal,
but I found my wife.

Now I feel able to
to face the workers with their heads held high.

Without the weight of the horns.

Italian brothers,

we are all children of the same earth,

and we will not allow an Arab
insult our noble lineage!

We will say no to your money,
to his oil, to his libido,

to his low animal instincts!
Long live honor and dignity!

Here we go.

I see you understand me.

It didn't end there.

Let him fuck off
and its petrodollars!

It was very good, doctor.

I got carried away
in the end, but in short ...

Ready? It is you! How did it go?

All right, the workers
i agree with me.

I did one of those shots
who will remember her for a long time!

- It has been difficult? - Unfortunately
I had to be very raw.

- I hope they don't want to.
- Come out, Del Prΰ!

Come on out, Del Prΰ!

8 just linger, Del Prΰ! Del Prΰ!

You have to give it to him!
Get her fucked!

Will you give it to him or not?
Dispute to Del Prΰ shipyards.

All construction sites in turmoil
for solidarity and support!

Do not worry.

I had to leave the inauguration
to come, it's a bad situation.

- Eminence.
- We are in the hands of the Lord.

I would say in those of the lady,
and not really the hands.

No, I can't take it anymore.

Mayor, Minister of Labor,
president of the region!

Trade unions, the bishop! Francesca,
the nation asks for your sacrifice.

No way.

Do it, what does it cost you?
For one night only!

It is like removing a tooth. Do as
if it were me, close your eyes!

Make a sacrifice,
think of Muzio Scevola.

He offended me!

If the Arabs shut us down
the oil tap?

Stationary machines, companies
paralyzed,

it will be a winter of hell!

The old will die
like flies in hospices,

and in schools, children with their hands
frosts will ask the teachers

Whose fault is it?
It is annoying for Mrs. Del Prΰ!

Yes, yes.

- And he.
- Him, for me?

Ready? Yes, I'm Francesca Del Prΰ.

If you ask me, I can't
than answer: Present.

8rava.

Got my wife's consent
following pressure from above,

Joshef sent for us
at 19 on the fixed day

from a white Roll Royce he had to
lead us to a pied-ΰ-terre

of Arab style that the sheikh
he had been built.

8in the car, huh?

Del Prΰ, save from hunger
Our children!

We are doing our homework.

Keep your hands off the car!

Go, go.

Del Prΰ, you are all of us!

- You are welcome?
- My lord says that ...

And she!
I recognized it by voice.

My lord is very happy
that finally

his thirteenth brown pearl
be here.

Contrattino.

- Little Riding Hood.
- Excuse me, I have a prehensile hand.

- What is written is written.
- Sure.

There is also the assignee.

The time has come to separate us.

Hi, honey.
I'm coming to pick you up in the morning.

I recommend,
just do the indispensable.

Remember,
it hurts me more than it hurts you. Hello.

What's up? Don't you get out of there?
Do you also get out of there?

For me to get out of here or there
it's the same. Are you going out?

Are you going out or not?

Which side do you leave?

8one evening, young ladies. It's the harem.

Very happy. Do you undress me?

Trousers too? I do.

It was like an exchange,
I earned it.

- Surprise?
- Maybe a little disappointed.

Nature must take its course.

This is because of his disappointment.

It is our ancient tradition

offer to the guest who leaves
farewell tea.

Ah, it's her!

I was joking with his wives.
They made me up, dressed me.

They are nice, kind.

All men!

- My love.
- One moment!

Cuckold yes, but big ass no!

Francesca, help! Arabic is
fagot! They are all big asses!

We have fallen into an ambush!
They want to take advantage of my body!

Help me! Hide me! Take me away!

Francesca, help me, do something!

I'll be back to pick you up in the morning.
Alberto, it hurts me more than you.

No, it hurts me more!

I prefer to break my legs!

Let's see what happened!

- Guys, take me away.
- What makes you dressed like this?

It's a big ass,
he doesn't want my wife, he wants me!

- What's the difference?
- For you!

Come on, be good,
go do your homework.

One moment! One moment!

- Courage, Del Prΰ!
- You are crazy!

You can't break the contract,
the clause is decisive!

The ass is not a footnote!

For this I ask for a sentence
copy that repay me.

Damn what a story!
I get chills in my back.

What's this?

How beautiful!

What a kind thought!
I'm from Joshef!

I'm for you.

- Will you allow, magistrate?
- You are welcome.

- Doctor, good news.
- Say.

If we withdraw the complaint,

the sheikh guarantees them
the purchase of 12 Charybdis.

12? 120 billion.

- Are there any notes?
- No.

- We withdraw the complaint.
- Then there is no place to proceed.