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Ooh, check this one out! "Here lies
Damien Marrow. A fishmonger.
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Always had a smile on his face."
Aw, that's nice!
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How many are you planning to read?
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I dunno. Another 80...maybe?
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Why, are you not enjoying it?
No.
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Of course not. It's incredibly
boring and creepy.
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I've no idea why you
wanted to come here.
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I find their lives...interesting.
Why?
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They're dull as shit. I couldn't
just be some smiling fishmonger.
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Ah, it'd be OK. You'd eat well!
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I don't want "OK".
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I want fucking great.
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I want to sail through a storm
and ride a white deer
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and have sex in the graveyard.
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Yeah, er...bit disrespectful though,
isn't it?
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And chilly.
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You're too safe, Marcus. You may as
well just jump in the grave now.
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Er...OK, well, if it's naughty grave
sex you want, let's do it.
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Right now.
Yeah, right.
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You couldn't handle it.
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Mmm.
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I'm so sorry for your loss.
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Plebs - Season 03 - Episode 08 - The Weatherist
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# When in Rome
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# Do as the Romans do
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# Far from home
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♪ All I got is you ♪
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How can anyone be "too safe"?
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That's like a toilet
being too clean.
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I think she's gonna dump me.
Whoa, no, you'll win her round.
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Just give the girl a bit of danger.
I am terrible at danger, though.
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Maybe I'll take her on a mini-break
to Tuscany.
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There are some fairly hazardous
hill walks.
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Yeah, that might not cut it, bro.
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So what do I do, buy her
a pet crocodile?
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Push her down a well?
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Holy Jove, God of Thunder.
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What?
There's a hottie in the office!
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Finally! I was beginning to think
it was company policy
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that female staff
had to be total gorgons.
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Ah! Apart from Flavia, of course!
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Oh... Yeah, but Flavia's
senior management
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so that comment obviously
doesn't include her.
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Hey! Hi, Flavia.
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A bold but unconvincing
recovery, Shredder.
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Yeah.
You've noticed Pandora, then?
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Pandora?! Oh, her over there! Yeah.
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I can see her now. Is she new, then?
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Indeed, she is. The board
are planning to fast-track her.
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As is Stylax, I expect.
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Well, , she's been
selected for her intelligence
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and good judgement, so
I can't see that happening.
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Oh...
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Gawping over, back to work!
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It's a step down from the palace,
but it has a certain...
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gritty charm.
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Oh! Er...what's that?
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And a shitty charm.
Yes...what are the neighbours like?
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Grumio, what are you like?
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I'm all right.
He's "all right"!
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Oh, right.
Well, yes...that'll do.
I'm all right.
He's "all right"!
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Oh, right.
Well, yes...that'll do.
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Good. Good.
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Grumio, this is your
new neighbour, Strabo.
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Play nice, won't you?
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Hey, Pandora, is it? I'm Stylax.
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That's great. If you've got a memo,
please just pop it in my inbox.
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Oh, no, I don't have one of them.
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Just thought I'd come over
for a chat.
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And that's super, Stylax,
but I am currently streamlining
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the company's internal
communications system
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and learning Greek.
So now really isn't the best time.
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How about tonight, then?
I could help you bed in here.
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And thanks so much, but I've already
had a full staff induction.
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Tomorrow, then?
Tomorrow's basket weaving,
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then I'm in a conference in Rimini.
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Week after's chocca...
How about...April?
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April this year?
Uh-huh.
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How's your diary looking?
I don't own a diary.
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Perfect. Well, ping me
a couple of dates
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and we'll find a window.
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So you're going to wait until April?
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April, schmapril. I'll find a window
before that, you know,
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- hoik it open and slither in.
- Oh, how romantic
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Oh, give us a hand for a second,
would you, lads?
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The landlord's only gone and talked
some other stupid sucker
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into moving in here.
Oh! Go landlord!
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Carefully, please, precious cargo.
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All right, this is Strabo.
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Me and the big man
are helping him move in.
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Right... Cos it looks more like
you are eating his food.
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All part of the service.
Sorry about this.
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Oh, you spicy bugger!
What is it, G man?
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Indian food. They call it takeaway,
cos you can take it...away.
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You can eat in, as well.
Honestly, the things this guy knows.
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Oh, cool, you've got ants!
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They're for my work. I call them
my assist-ants.
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What do you do, transport leaves?
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No. I'm a weatherist.
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My ants react to tiny changes
in the atmosphere,
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which I use to create a forecast.
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I did it for the Emperor
until recently.
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Wicked, what's he like?
Shorter than he looks in statues.
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This one is called Mark Antony.
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He's my most trusted barometer.
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At least I think this is him.
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Go on, then, give us a prediction.
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Very well. I scribbled something
on a scrap of papyrus..?
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Ah, yes, that's the chap.
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"Tomorrow is overcast
with occasional sunshine."
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Classic.
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Wendsday, a small drama
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followed by heavy rain
in the afternoon."
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Sorry. Did you just say "tremor"?
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"Followed by heavy rain
in the afternoon." Yes.
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Tremor, as in earthquake?
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According to Mark Antony here, it's
more of a flutter than a tremor.
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Perfectly safe,
but people tend to panic
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when you start talking
about earthquakes.
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Thinking they are going to die
and whatnot!
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So best not to spread it around.
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Hmm?
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So...there's gonna be
an earthquake tomorrow.
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What?! How do you know?
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I have it on the highest authority.
Oh, no.
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Please don't tell me
you've found God!
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Pass me some of those grapes
will you?
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Not God, my new neighbour.
He's a weatherist.
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Excuse-moi, he's a what?
A weatherist.
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A scientist of weather.
He used to work for the Emporer.
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He's legit, I promise.
Are you serious?
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An earthquake, here in Rome?
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Yeah, and maybe don't tell anyone,
might cause a bit of panic.
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So, what are we going to do?
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I guess, get some supplies in.
Drink whatever it is you're making
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and just embrace the danger...
and of course...each other.
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Is it going to be a big one?
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Well, he can't say for sure.
Because that would be amazing!
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Pretty big. Yeah, a bloody whopper.
Properly dangerous.
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I knew you'd win her round.
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It was mainly thanks to our
weird new neighbour and his ants.
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They're the real heroes.
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But, what about when the earthquake
never happens?
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I guess, as your girlfriend
she's used to disappointment!
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Oh, yeah, she's gonna be
really gutted
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she's not under a pile of rubble.
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It's all about the build up.
That's the sexy bit.
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That's why people bang each other
on sinking ships and stuff.
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Of course they don't,
it would be far too wobbly.
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When faced with death, people just
dump everything and hump anything.
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In fact...ooh!
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Where are you going?
Is this to do with humping?
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Oh, he's had a humping idea.
Tell me what it is? No.
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Bad friend! Bad person!
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Mmm.
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Here, you missed a bit.
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Ta.
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How was your meal, sirs?
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Cracking, thanks. Real spicy.
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Not too spicy, I hope?
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Nah, nah, nah. Nice and spicy.
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I tell you what, grab us two more
yellow currys, would you?
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Coming right up, sirs.
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A -a - actually, what's that red curry
they're eating over there?
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That is a speciality of the house.
Very, very spicy.
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Oh! Give us that one
this time, please. Good call.
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Oh, no, I'm sorry, but the red curry
is only for regulars.
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What?! Why?
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It's for your own safety, sir.
It requires a sturdy constitution.
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Sturdy constitution?
You're talking to a man
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who'll quite happily
eat out of a bin.
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And it's an honour to have you
dining with us, sir,
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but it will be the yellow curry.
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Red curry. Yellow curry.
Red curry. Yellow curry.
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Yellow curry. Re-
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I'll send some
complimentary papadums.
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Salve, Pandora.
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Hi, Stylax. No time
for chit-chat, I'm afraid.
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I've got to action all of these
memos before today's budget meeting.
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Very much looking forward
to touching base in April, though.
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Oh, no, no. This isn't chit-chat,
this is work.
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I've got a work memo for you.
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Ah, OK, what am I filing it under?
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Er...I guess it's social, with a
hint of health and safety too.
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Well, let's hear it
and I'll make a call.
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All members of staff are cordially
invited to the copy room
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tomorrow afternoon...
Yeah. That's definitely social.
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..cos there's gonna be
an earthquake.
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Oh! Wow! Gosh! I see.
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That is more health and safety now.
Yeah.
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Come and hunker down...
"Hunker down..."
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..in a safe, but fun, environment.
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Wear loose clothing.
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I'll get that off right away.
Great.
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Oh, and of course, do make sure
you come along.
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Erm...that's going
to be tough, Stylax,
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because I'm really getting slammed
here with work.
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Bring it with you. Treat my desk
as a hot desk.
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Is it a hot desk?
It would be if you were at it.
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Huh?
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Just get on the cart, Delphine.
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No, I'm not going anywhere.
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Hey, everything all right?
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Can you talk to her, please?
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She's refusing to leave and there's
gonna be a bloody big earthquake!
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I did say not to tell anyone.
I only told Maya...
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..and the other guys on the cart...
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Delphine?
..and Gregory.
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Ah, you told your ex!
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I am not on my own,
I am with Marcus.
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Marcus? This guy, Marcus?
He's staying for the earthquake?
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Oh, I can't wait! I am
all about the earthquake.
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If it's too real for you,
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by all means, scamper off
out of here...Greg.
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You are really staying with him?
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OK. Safe trip, then. Off you pop.
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- Bon voyage.
- Hey, on.
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They are so pathetic.
Well,
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these things really separate
the men from the boys, don't they?
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And on the plus side, we've got
the whole place to ourselves.
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Hey, Strabo.
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Terrific forecast, earlier.
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Please pass on my thanks
to the ants.
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Yes, will do.
Are you going somewhere?
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Mm...I thought I'd go and stay
with my sister.
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Yes, my reading for tomorrow's
changed somewhat, you see?
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Oh, right. What's going on?
There is still a tremor?
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Oh, yes, but it may be a bit bigger.
Bigger?
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How much bigger?
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Well, I checked with the ants and
they were quite, well...antsy.
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They are now suggesting
a full-blown earthquake...
238
00:11:06,590 --> 00:11:08,220
but I'm sure
it will be fine, though.
239
00:11:08,260 --> 00:11:11,100
What? No, you're not.
You're gonna stay with your sister.
240
00:11:11,393 --> 00:11:13,130
Yes, that is true.
241
00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:16,860
The ants can be wrong, of course.
So it could be nothing, then?
242
00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:18,906
Oh, absolutely. It could be nothing.
243
00:11:26,533 --> 00:11:27,593
Excuse me.
244
00:11:33,133 --> 00:11:36,133
You're completely overreacting,
the guy's a gibbering looney.
245
00:11:36,186 --> 00:11:38,410
He's a respected weatherist...
..who talks to ants!
246
00:11:38,450 --> 00:11:39,430
He knows his stuff.
247
00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:42,206
Yesterday, he said it would be
overcast with sunny spells.
248
00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:46,113
And Io...it was! That's not Io,
that's default forecast.
249
00:11:46,126 --> 00:11:48,246
He could have just said,
"There'll be weather".
250
00:11:48,286 --> 00:11:51,900
I trust him. He said curry
were nice and it is...very nice.
251
00:11:51,940 --> 00:11:54,020
I wouldn't be surprised if there's
a monster quake on the way.
252
00:11:54,060 --> 00:11:56,146
Oh...so presumably you'll
wanna get out of town, then.
253
00:11:56,206 --> 00:11:59,606
Nah, sounds like a right faff.
Uh-huh? What about you, then?
254
00:11:59,666 --> 00:12:01,713
Oh, no, I've got to hunker down
with Pandora.
255
00:12:01,753 --> 00:12:04,500
This might be the only time
she can...slot me in.
256
00:12:04,566 --> 00:12:07,100
I figured you might prioritise
slotting yourself in over survival.
257
00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:09,400
Well, at least I'll die happy, Marcus.
258
00:12:09,420 --> 00:12:11,180
Come on, we're gonna be
late for work. What?!
259
00:12:11,213 --> 00:12:13,740
I'm not going to work.
There's gonna be an earthquake!
260
00:12:13,786 --> 00:12:15,270
Whatever!
See you tonight, then.
261
00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:19,000
I sincerely hope so.
Yeah, I'll see you tonight!
262
00:12:31,586 --> 00:12:32,600
Morning, Shredder.
263
00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:34,360
Oh, hey. Where is everyone?
264
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,430
Good question. No-one seems
to have shown up.
265
00:12:36,470 --> 00:12:38,100
That's weird.
Isn't it?
266
00:12:38,140 --> 00:12:40,960
One wonders if it has anything to do
with the memo you sent yesterday
267
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,986
informing them there'd be
an earthquake?
268
00:12:43,020 --> 00:12:46,926
Well, no, that was meant as an
invitation, not a out-vitation.
269
00:12:46,926 --> 00:12:49,966
Well, your out-vitation has lost me
my whole staff.
270
00:12:49,990 --> 00:12:51,080
Not your whole staff!
No.
271
00:12:51,220 --> 00:12:54,220
No, a few of the keenest beans
and saddest sacks
272
00:12:54,260 --> 00:12:55,480
have decided to brave it.
273
00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,920
Morning, guys.
Oh, great! Hey, morning, Pandora.
274
00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:59,170
So sorry that I'm late,
275
00:12:59,186 --> 00:13:01,740
but I've been at a breakfasting
network event.
276
00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:05,133
Have a terrific day.
Yeah, let's really make it count.
277
00:13:05,586 --> 00:13:08,650
I hope for your sake there's a
catastrophic earthquake, Shredder,
278
00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:11,320
or you are so fired!
279
00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:13,740
OK. Fingers crossed.
280
00:13:16,446 --> 00:13:18,050
What can I get you, gentlemen?
281
00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:20,880
And I'm afraid I still won't be able
to serve you the red curry.
282
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:22,910
Yeah, that's fine,
we're not hungry today.
283
00:13:22,950 --> 00:13:26,060
We just thought we'd come by to
let you know about the earthquake.
284
00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:28,000
The what?
285
00:13:28,086 --> 00:13:31,166
Any minute now. Gonna squash
the lot, apparently.
286
00:13:32,933 --> 00:13:34,400
Here they come.
287
00:13:34,633 --> 00:13:36,806
We are in bloody business here.
288
00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:45,000
Move it!
289
00:13:45,846 --> 00:13:47,406
This is so annoying.
290
00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:51,640
- We still need candles, rope, bandages.
- Bandages?
291
00:13:51,650 --> 00:13:54,046
Definitely?
And everyone's closing!
292
00:13:54,073 --> 00:13:55,170
Look!
293
00:13:55,373 --> 00:13:59,580
Hey, I was thinking, why don't we
do something crazy and spontaneous?
294
00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:01,453
Sure, OK, great. Like what?
295
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:04,553
Like, I dunno...go to Tuscany
for a mini-break?
296
00:14:04,573 --> 00:14:07,353
It doesn't sound that crazy.
But it would be spontaneous...
297
00:14:07,390 --> 00:14:10,380
if we go now, jump in a cart
and just head for the hills!
298
00:14:10,420 --> 00:14:13,946
But then we'd miss the earthquake?
Oh, yeah, I guess we would!
299
00:14:13,993 --> 00:14:16,253
And you are all about
the earthquake, right?
300
00:14:16,293 --> 00:14:17,633
Yeah, course.
301
00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,990
I'd just rather be all about it
from Tuscany.
302
00:14:20,030 --> 00:14:22,660
We can go afterwards if we
are still up for it, then.
303
00:14:22,673 --> 00:14:24,850
And I guess...alive?
304
00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:27,290
I'll pick up the bandages
and the rope.
305
00:14:27,513 --> 00:14:29,506
You go and get some candles
from your place.
306
00:14:29,533 --> 00:14:30,940
And then we'll meet back at mine.
307
00:14:30,993 --> 00:14:34,940
And hurry...this could be
a once-in-a-lifetime thing.
308
00:14:34,980 --> 00:14:36,810
Yeah, I know.
309
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,610
It could well be.
310
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,540
Where are you, you red bastard?
311
00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:51,100
Bingo.
Are you sure?
312
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:53,240
Oh, yeah. Nearly took my schnozz off!
313
00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:54,680
Mmm.
314
00:14:54,953 --> 00:14:59,486
Oh, praise Jupiter...and of course,
the Indian God of lovely grub.
315
00:14:59,546 --> 00:15:01,060
Amen.
316
00:15:05,226 --> 00:15:06,720
Haw...haw...haw.
317
00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,710
Is it hot?
318
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:10,780
Hot...hot.
319
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:13,000
Norks alive!
320
00:15:13,066 --> 00:15:16,506
I don't think I can take it.
Don't let it beat you, big boy.
321
00:15:16,553 --> 00:15:19,760
Come on, chew through the pain!
Ow! Ooh, mamma!
322
00:15:19,833 --> 00:15:22,280
Ooh, mamma. Mamma.
323
00:15:29,006 --> 00:15:31,153
It's only Marcus!
All right, landlord.
324
00:15:31,213 --> 00:15:32,990
Got any plans for this "earthquake"?
325
00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:34,500
Yeah, I think I might die in it.
326
00:15:34,553 --> 00:15:36,860
Oh, fair do's.
I'm getting out of here.
327
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:40,146
Between you and me, I built
this place on the cheap.
328
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:43,366
No, what a surprise
A fruity fart could blow it down.
329
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,310
Right, well...make sure they put
something appropriate on my grave.
330
00:15:46,350 --> 00:15:48,586
Like, "Here lies
a fucking bell-end."
331
00:15:48,646 --> 00:15:51,460
No problem. Oh, you've not
seen Davus, have you?
332
00:15:51,566 --> 00:15:53,480
I saved him a seat
in the cart.
333
00:15:53,533 --> 00:15:56,306
No. I suppose you'll have to go
without the big bozo.
334
00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:57,870
You don't want it, do you?
335
00:15:58,726 --> 00:16:00,666
25 dinari each way.
336
00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:04,226
50 for priority boarding
or any luggage over three kilos.
337
00:16:04,253 --> 00:16:06,673
Sorry, I had to squeeze one out.
338
00:16:06,726 --> 00:16:08,600
I don't like shitting by the road.
339
00:16:08,626 --> 00:16:10,893
Course not, you're a lady.
340
00:16:11,746 --> 00:16:13,620
Are you coming, then?
341
00:16:19,286 --> 00:16:20,720
Thanks so much for coming.
342
00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:22,466
Do you want to take off
your coat, maybe?
343
00:16:22,540 --> 00:16:25,826
Er...I won't. I'm just putting in
face time, can't hunker long.
344
00:16:25,866 --> 00:16:28,760
Of course. Would you like a glass
of water while you're here?
345
00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:29,960
Thank you, I would.
346
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,733
Aurelius?
I'm not helping you out, mate.
347
00:16:32,793 --> 00:16:34,466
Come on, it's your job.
348
00:16:34,733 --> 00:16:36,040
OK, but only for her.
349
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:40,153
So what's the gameplan here?
I guess we just hunker and wait.
350
00:16:40,180 --> 00:16:41,286
Ah, because I should flag up
351
00:16:41,326 --> 00:16:44,126
that I do have a basket weaving
class starting imminently.
352
00:16:44,153 --> 00:16:45,870
Yeah, it should be here any sec.
353
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:51,093
Er...have you been in any other
natural disasters?
354
00:16:51,133 --> 00:16:52,993
Erm...let me think...
355
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:55,000
not a disaster as such,
356
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:57,826
but we were snowed in
when I was a child and ...
357
00:16:57,846 --> 00:16:59,850
We couldn't open the door
because of all the snow.
358
00:16:59,890 --> 00:17:03,146
- Wow. So what happened?
- It melted, presumably.
359
00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:04,830
Er...stay out of this, please.
360
00:17:05,073 --> 00:17:07,420
Did it?
It did, yes.
361
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:10,480
I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to
duck out now, guys.
362
00:17:10,506 --> 00:17:13,093
Wait...I think I can feel it coming!
363
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,040
Holy Jove, can you feel it?
364
00:17:15,093 --> 00:17:18,413
No. Yeah, I'm really not
getting any vibes on this one.
365
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:21,880
Look, forget basket weaving.
I can't. We're doing handles today.
366
00:17:21,906 --> 00:17:24,386
There's an earthquake coming!
And I wish the timing was better
367
00:17:24,406 --> 00:17:26,640
but I really can't
squeeze it in right now.
368
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,670
Thanks again for the water.
369
00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:50,480
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh...
370
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:52,280
Hot!
371
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,310
Oh!
372
00:17:56,453 --> 00:17:57,406
Did you hear that?
373
00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,650
I can't hear shit,
all my senses are numb.
374
00:17:59,690 --> 00:18:01,490
There was a rumble.
Probably my tummy.
375
00:18:01,633 --> 00:18:04,000
No, no. It was bigger than that.
Your tummy?
376
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,480
I think it was the earthquake.
377
00:18:05,553 --> 00:18:07,710
Hmm...sweet.
378
00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:11,826
Ah, bollocks.
379
00:18:12,013 --> 00:18:13,933
I'd better go and find
the wife and kid really.
380
00:18:13,966 --> 00:18:16,726
My missus will be well angry
if she dies and I'm not there.
381
00:18:16,780 --> 00:18:18,553
Right...I reckon I'll press on.
382
00:18:18,613 --> 00:18:21,480
Well, have a good quake.
Better catch you, big lad.
383
00:18:23,626 --> 00:18:24,690
Hot!
384
00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:29,600
Shredder?
385
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,333
You're still here, I see.
386
00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:34,786
Well, you know, I take my job
very seriously.
387
00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:37,193
Yes, of course.
Hence inventing an earthquake
388
00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:39,906
in order to lure co-workers
to a panicky fuck-fest!
389
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:41,593
I didn't invent it, exactly.
390
00:18:41,660 --> 00:18:44,506
No? Then where did this rumour
of yours come from?
391
00:18:44,586 --> 00:18:46,380
And make this good
or you will lose your job.
392
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:49,630
Well, my neighbour's got these ants
that know the future.
393
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,470
And you're fired!
Here is your contract,
394
00:18:51,510 --> 00:18:53,980
if you'd like to perform
your final act of shredding.
395
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,010
I...
396
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,110
Ants indeed!
397
00:19:01,150 --> 00:19:03,350
I've never heard anything
so preposterous.
398
00:19:03,390 --> 00:19:05,660
Yeah, I know! The guy's a crackpot!
399
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:08,770
I think I might hunker down here,
just in case.
400
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:10,880
Mmm...I think I might join you.
401
00:19:28,860 --> 00:19:31,140
Here it comes. Brace yourselves.
402
00:19:33,466 --> 00:19:34,630
God!
Whoa!
403
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,666
Urgh! Get off me, you pervert.
404
00:19:40,710 --> 00:19:41,700
You all right, Mum?
405
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,730
Huh! This beaky bastard
tried to molest me.
406
00:19:44,770 --> 00:19:46,770
I didn't. It was the quake, it...
407
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:48,280
Hang on, has it finished?
408
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:51,230
Yeah. I'll turn her around.
409
00:19:51,270 --> 00:19:53,260
That was the earthquake?
410
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:55,540
What a load of rubbish.
411
00:19:58,473 --> 00:20:01,420
Back we go. No refunds.
412
00:20:07,593 --> 00:20:09,626
I expected that to last longer.
413
00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:10,853
Sorry, it usually does.
414
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,926
I meant the earthquake!
Oh, yeah, of course.
415
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,430
Thought it would be bigger.
416
00:20:15,470 --> 00:20:16,946
Erm...the earthquake again?
417
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:19,586
Yes. Although the earth
didn't really move
418
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,850
in either regard,
to be honest, Shredder.
419
00:20:25,233 --> 00:20:27,506
So not like that
was payment or anything,
420
00:20:27,546 --> 00:20:29,453
but could I have
my job back now, please?
421
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:32,613
You may... Yes! ..provided you never
breathe a word of this to anyone
422
00:20:32,633 --> 00:20:33,693
as long as you live.
423
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:36,746
Oh, yeah, obviously.
What?! What do you mean, obviously?
424
00:20:36,773 --> 00:20:38,720
Oh, nothing, I just...
425
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,666
my lips are sealed. Good.
Now get out!
426
00:20:42,020 --> 00:20:43,950
Same time next earthquake?
Out!
427
00:20:43,986 --> 00:20:45,490
OK, yeah
428
00:20:55,780 --> 00:20:57,453
Hey. So sorry.
429
00:20:57,466 --> 00:20:59,250
It took ages to find my candles.
430
00:20:59,290 --> 00:21:02,726
And then I got trapped
under a sort of...beam!
431
00:21:02,766 --> 00:21:06,213
Uh-huh? Was it before or after
you got a lift out of town?
432
00:21:06,253 --> 00:21:08,460
I... Sorry, what?
433
00:21:08,493 --> 00:21:11,626
I saw you in the cart.
You sneaky little rat.
434
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,873
Um ..., Right.
435
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,766
What's that shit on your tunic?
436
00:21:15,820 --> 00:21:18,653
Er...it's supposed to be rubble.
437
00:21:18,713 --> 00:21:21,760
Hey, Marcus.
What's he doing here?
438
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,226
And also in a towel?
439
00:21:23,273 --> 00:21:26,020
Where were you, man?
You missed our little party.
440
00:21:26,066 --> 00:21:28,133
What? Did you..?
441
00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:29,326
With him?
442
00:21:29,380 --> 00:21:32,553
There was an earthquake. We thought
we were going to die.
443
00:21:32,580 --> 00:21:35,393
And you were supposed to be out
of town, you Gallic git.
444
00:21:35,426 --> 00:21:36,770
I came back.
445
00:21:36,810 --> 00:21:39,600
It's times like this where you
realise who you care about most.
446
00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:46,853
She wasn't the Gaul for you.
I've always said that.
447
00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:49,386
You like mini-breaks,
she likes earthquakes.
448
00:21:49,466 --> 00:21:51,386
Yeah...how was the office, then?
449
00:21:51,420 --> 00:21:53,113
Did you manage to "hunker down"?
450
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,653
Uh-huh. Yeah, it wasn't quite
what I had in mind,
451
00:21:55,673 --> 00:21:57,300
but I did do some hunkering.
452
00:21:57,366 --> 00:21:59,950
Well, at least things worked out
for one of us.
453
00:21:59,990 --> 00:22:01,990
Er...
Hey up? Look who it is?
454
00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:04,340
Oi! So much for
your giant earthquake.
455
00:22:04,566 --> 00:22:06,166
Oh, yes, I know.
456
00:22:06,186 --> 00:22:08,666
The ants pass on their
profound apologies.
457
00:22:08,686 --> 00:22:12,313
Some of their predictions
are built on shaky ground,
458
00:22:12,326 --> 00:22:13,720
as it were.
459
00:22:13,773 --> 00:22:18,780
Oh, look, it's starting to rain!
They did get one thing right.
460
00:22:19,770 --> 00:22:22,600
Yeah, great, because things weren't
shit enough already!
461
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:26,833
Hey up, that's not rain, mate.
That's snow!
462
00:22:26,886 --> 00:22:28,380
Yes!
Ha!
463
00:22:28,420 --> 00:22:31,720
It's snowing! See...
things couldn't be any better.
464
00:22:33,246 --> 00:22:34,600
Hey!
465
00:22:44,626 --> 00:22:46,000
Boom!
466
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,390
All right. Er...Grumio!
467
00:22:51,306 --> 00:22:57,300
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