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Aloha, Lily!
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Oh! Let's do it one more time.
The dog was blocking her face
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No, no, no!
We're not doing it for a third time
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There she is! The prettiest
white woman in Maui
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Milady.
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Actually, Claire and I
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were supposed to go to Hawaii for
our honeymoon... mm hmm.
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But something else came up.
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I got pregnant with Haley.
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My bad!
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We didn't even have
a proper wedding.
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We just went down to the
courthouse on a Tuesday.
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The judge sentenced me to
life with no chance of parole.
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You begged me to marry you.
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It's true. I did.
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Oh! Hold on, my bride.
Allow me. Oh!
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Whoa. What are you doin'?
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Being romantic.
God, you're solid.
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Sweetie, put me down.
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Oh. Go on. Okay.
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Honey, come on.
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Let's turn this vacation
into a honeymoon.
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Sweet pea, I'm a mom
traveling with my kids.
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For me, this is not a vacation.
It's a business trip.
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Let's go.
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Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
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This'll do. It's beautiful.
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Aloha!
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Welcome to the
Four Seasons Maui.
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What do you think, Manny?
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I'm home.
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I can't believe we have
our own hotel room.
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Score! There's an iron in here!
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Don't you want to
keep our room neat?
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You know, in case we entertain.
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Who would we entertain?
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I noticed some lovely tweens
down by the kids club.
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Maybe we can find a nice
spot near them by the pool
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and send over a couple
of virgin mai tais.
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They may be interested in two
sophisticated men like us.
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I am a bathroom martian.
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Beep. Boop. Boop.
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I'm from the nebula
of the great toilet.
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Beep. Boop. Beep. Boop. Bop.
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I want the biggest
cheeseburger you got.
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Instead of salad, I want fries.
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Instead of fruit,
I want chili fries.
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Haley, sweetie,
put the phone down
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and put on some sunscreen, please.
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We have got to stay
on these kids all day,
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or else they're gonna burn.
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- Totally.
- Listen,
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they put on the littlest bit
of sunscreen in the morning,
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and they think it's got
them covered for the...
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are you watching
Gloria in my sunglasses
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Is she moving in slow motion,
or is my brain doing that?
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Phil, this is important.
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Go ahead. I'm glistening.
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Hey, everybody!
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We're on our way to see the
world's largest banyan tree.
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Does anybody want to come?
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Now, why the hell would
anyone want to leave paradise,
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take a hot bus
ride to see a tree?
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The great thing about Cameron
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is that he's adventurous,
like I am.
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And we... we both like
to immerse ourselves
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in the culture and really
get to know the locals.
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We've made friends
all over the world.
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We're still in
touch with Elunga,
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a man we met on
safari in Tanzania.
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We actually send him
all of our old clothes.
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He was a very nice
man when we met him,
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but based on his recent letters,
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I have a small fear
he's become a warlord.
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Jay, I'm gonna go to the gym
to work out a little bit.
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You want to come with me?
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I just ordered an
extra-long straw
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to avoid accidentally
doing a sit-up.
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Mm.
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Ah, look at this. My brother.
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What's up, jackass?
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Happy Birthday,
you dumb son of a bitch.
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Ha! Birthday's tomorrow, moron.
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I never understood
this relationship.
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So, 63, right?
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Hey, you can count.
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You know dad was 63
when he died.
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- Huh?
- Hello?
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Thanks for reminding me.
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Ah, don't worry.
He never took caref himself.
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He ate like crap
and drank too much.
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So, anyway, Irene's begging me...
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Hey, Gloria, wait up.
I'm comin'.
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Hey. Hi.
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Hi.
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So, I was thinking we
book a couple's massage.
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Mm-hmm.
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I accidentally looked in on one.
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They seemed really relaxed
until they noticed me.
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Haley, that's enough.
Get off the phone.
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Luke! Pull up your trunks!
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This bathing suit
looks great on you.
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Thanks, sweetie.
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Haley, come on. Off the phone.
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No way! Kira got her
hair straightened?
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Claire, consider this a
grand gesture of my love.
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What are you... oh,
my God! What did you do?!
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Phil, what are you thinking?
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That is an expensive cellphone.
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It's just the beginning.
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Buckle your seatbelt, lady.
You're being wooed.
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In nature, fathers are
known to eat their young.
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Is it because they're delicious?
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No.
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It's because they want
to give their female...
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bear, giraffe, what have you...
the honeymoon they never had.
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Just to be clear, I'm not
condoning eating your kids,
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but I sure as heck know
why giraffes do it.
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What?
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Come on, sleepy!
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Ay, Jay!
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Come on, honey! Get out of bed!
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I just booked us
on an outrigger.
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But it's your birthday.
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You don't want to sleep in?
Come on.
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No, no. I just
came from the gym.
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I don't know. 500 pounds.
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500 pounds? What am I,
a forklift?
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To tell you the truth,
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the call from my brother
scared the hell out of me.
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I decided to get in
better shape quick.
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Didn't want to end
up like my old man.
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Although he did die
doing what he loved...
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refusing service to hippies
who came into his store.
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Manny's the worst roommate ever.
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Everything he finds, he folds.
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I know... sweetie,
it's only for a few more days.
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Last night we had a fire drill.
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Not the hotel. Just us.
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Hi, guys. Hey.
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Hey. Hey.
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So, what's today's
big adventure?
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I'll bet the kids
want to go with you.
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Well, it is a big one
the lavender ranch,
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where they grow 45 different
varieties of lavender. 45.
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You hear that,
kids? 45 different varieties.
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Yeah, I can't sell that.
Go with God.
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Oh, well, more lavender for us.
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When Mitchell and I first met,
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I may have exaggerated my
interest in adventurous travel
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by implying that I had any.
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But it's one of the things
he loves most about me,
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and I can't tell
him the truth now.
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It would be like
Lewis telling Clark
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that he didn't like to walk.
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Side note...
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we're very good nds with a couple
named Lewis and Clark.
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Clark bought a big,
sparkly belt in new Orleans
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that he calls his
"Louisiana purchase."
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Mom, Haley keeps
stealing my iPod.
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All my music is on my phone.
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What else am I supposed to do?
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Manny watches the news.
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You guys don't even
watch the news.
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Aloha. Hi. Sorry, folks.
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this pool is for adults only.
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Aw.
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Don't turn around.
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What?
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Trust me. Just keep walking.
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Wait. Where are you guys going?
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Guys?
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What just happened?
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Ooh, so, we can
drink lavender tea
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while eating lavender scones.
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Oh, neat.
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So is this an
all-day thing, or...
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Oh, no. I know what
you're thinking, Cam.
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Don't worry,
we'll still have time
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for the whaling village.
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Oh. Good. So...
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Okay.
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I can't.
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What?
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I... I don't want to go.
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I know I said I'm not a
stay-by-the-pool type of guy,
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but I really am, Mitchell.
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What are you saying?
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I'm saying that I
like adventure,
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but not every
minute of every day.
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Can you just go by yourself?
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But the lavender ranch...
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it's... it's something two men
are meant to do together.
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On or off, folks?
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Well, I'm on.
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I'm off.
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Think about what
you're missing, Cam.
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It's an entire ranch
full of lavender.
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You're not making the compelng
case you think you are.
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Hey, you little monkeys!
No standing around!
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There you go!
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Here goes another one!
There you go!
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Here! Here comes another one!
There you go!
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I thought you were one of ours.
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Hey, Jay!
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Be careful. You're gonna
hurt somebody... like you.
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Don't get too comfortable.
I reserved us a tennis court.
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Yay.
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I thought that one
of the advantages
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of marrying an older guy
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was that I was going
to be able to relax.
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But all the swimming and
running and rowing...
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it's just like how some of my
relatives got into this country.
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- You know?
- Hmm?
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You look prettier now than
the day we got married.
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Oh, honey, and you are
even more handsome.
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I did pushups in the bathroom.
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You're funny.
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You're nice.
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I have always been nice.
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I've always been funny.
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Well.
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Mom? Dad?
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Ignore her.
That could be anyone.
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Phil and Claire Dunphy?
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Yes, Haley? Honey, what is it?
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I'm gonna go get some shaved
ice at the hotel next door
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with some kids.
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What kids?
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Just some kids
I met at the pool.
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Okay, I should go with her.
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Claire, no. You have
to learn to let go.
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Turning a family
vacation into a honeymoon
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takes commitment.
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You can do it. Eye of the tiger.
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Hello?
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I should at least meet them.
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No.
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That is not eye of the tiger.
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Okay. Okay.
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All right, hey, honey.
Go and have fun,
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but don't get in anybody's car
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and be back in time
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for your grandfather's
birthday dinner, okay?
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Thank you!
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Okay! All right!
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Oh, God.
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That feels weird and good
all at once.
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I know. I was leaning up against
that nozzle a minute ago.
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Hey.
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Hey, you're back. How was it?
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Oh, Cameron, it was the
most incredible thing
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- I have ever seen in my entire life.
- Really?
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And you know who
else was there? Who?
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- Elton John.
- No.
257
00:09:34,299 --> 00:09:36,233
Yes, and he was so blown
away by the beauty of it,
258
00:09:36,267 --> 00:09:37,767
he sat down at their
lavender piano
259
00:09:37,802 --> 00:09:39,035
and played "tiny dancer."
260
00:09:39,069 --> 00:09:41,070
And we bonded, because he,
too, likes adventure.
261
00:09:41,104 --> 00:09:42,370
Did that really happen?
262
00:09:42,405 --> 00:09:44,438
No, that didn't really happen.
263
00:09:44,473 --> 00:09:46,674
I'm just trying to get back
at you for bailing on me.
264
00:09:46,709 --> 00:09:47,675
I'm sorry.
265
00:09:47,710 --> 00:09:48,676
If it means anything,
266
00:09:48,711 --> 00:09:50,111
we've been relaxing here,
doing nothing.
267
00:09:50,145 --> 00:09:51,312
Maybe you can join us tomorrow.
268
00:09:51,347 --> 00:09:52,514
Oh, I... I can't.
269
00:09:52,548 --> 00:09:54,282
I just don't... I don't
find relaxing that relaxing.
270
00:09:54,316 --> 00:09:55,850
I understand.
You are who you are.
271
00:09:55,884 --> 00:09:57,218
Leilani. Yes.
272
00:09:57,252 --> 00:09:58,419
You know what?
273
00:09:58,454 --> 00:09:59,721
You know, I... I think it's
because of my parents.
274
00:09:59,755 --> 00:10:01,255
It always is.
275
00:10:01,290 --> 00:10:02,557
Kipu.
276
00:10:02,591 --> 00:10:04,091
I mean, vacation with
my mom and my dad
277
00:10:04,126 --> 00:10:05,826
was them sitting
around like statues
278
00:10:05,860 --> 00:10:08,895
when, you know, the only thing that me
and Claire could do for excitement was
...
279
00:10:08,929 --> 00:10:12,664
oh... was, you know, sit around
and listen to my skin sizzle.
280
00:10:12,698 --> 00:10:13,731
You poor thing.
281
00:10:13,766 --> 00:10:14,932
Sue.
282
00:10:14,966 --> 00:10:17,467
So that's, like... that's why,
when I'm on vacation,
283
00:10:17,501 --> 00:10:18,801
I want to go out and
meet the locals.
284
00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:21,602
I want to immerse
myself in the culture.
285
00:10:21,637 --> 00:10:23,404
You know, I don't want to
sloth around all day...
286
00:10:23,438 --> 00:10:25,971
Ah!, sweet Lady Gaga,
that is good.
287
00:10:27,173 --> 00:10:28,973
Oh!
288
00:10:29,007 --> 00:10:30,507
Oh, thank you.
289
00:10:33,277 --> 00:10:35,345
Mmm! What's this called?
290
00:10:35,379 --> 00:10:36,579
Happiness.
291
00:10:36,613 --> 00:10:39,015
Ohh.
292
00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:41,784
I'm curious.
293
00:10:41,818 --> 00:10:43,518
Is there any sand
left on the beach,
294
00:10:43,552 --> 00:10:45,852
or did you bring it all
up to our bathroom?
295
00:10:45,886 --> 00:10:47,954
Sorry, mom.
296
00:10:47,988 --> 00:10:50,122
And now you're sitting
on my linen jacket.
297
00:10:50,156 --> 00:10:51,956
I guess I can't
have nice things.
298
00:10:51,991 --> 00:10:54,325
Oh. I'm sorry.
I didn't know it was there.
299
00:10:54,359 --> 00:10:55,359
It's okay.
300
00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:57,293
Oh! Luke!
301
00:10:57,328 --> 00:10:58,628
Stop! I'm wearing that tonight.
302
00:10:58,662 --> 00:11:00,496
I'm wrinkling your linen!
I'm wrinkling your linen!
303
00:11:00,530 --> 00:11:01,464
Ooh!
304
00:11:01,498 --> 00:11:04,367
You know what?
Out! I want you out!
305
00:11:04,401 --> 00:11:05,634
This isn't working!
306
00:11:05,669 --> 00:11:08,203
I don't care where you go,
as long as you don't stay here!
307
00:11:08,237 --> 00:11:09,404
What are you saying?
308
00:11:09,438 --> 00:11:11,571
What don't you
understand about "out"?
309
00:11:11,606 --> 00:11:14,474
Fine. I'll just move
in with my sisters.
310
00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:15,842
Ooh! Ooh!
311
00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:16,976
Oh, no.
312
00:11:17,011 --> 00:11:19,445
Who will pee all over
the bathroom floor?
313
00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:21,446
I was brushing my teeth
at the same time.
314
00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:23,181
You try and do that.
315
00:11:24,482 --> 00:11:26,049
What did you do today?
316
00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:27,283
- I napped.
- You did?
317
00:11:27,317 --> 00:11:28,884
I haven't napped in years.
318
00:11:28,918 --> 00:11:30,752
Yeah, it feels good, doesn't it?
319
00:11:30,786 --> 00:11:32,019
Mm-hmm. Good and weird.
320
00:11:32,053 --> 00:11:34,321
Kind of like that one
nozzle in the infinity pool.
321
00:11:34,355 --> 00:11:36,122
I wouldn't know.
Phil was hogging it.
322
00:11:38,291 --> 00:11:40,492
Is it me, or is lily
more relaxed, too?
323
00:11:40,526 --> 00:11:41,793
Oh, yes. She is.
324
00:11:41,828 --> 00:11:43,995
I think it's because she's
ally picking up on our energy.
325
00:11:44,029 --> 00:11:45,029
You know, it's like,
326
00:11:45,064 --> 00:11:46,331
if we're tense,
she's gonna be tense.
327
00:11:46,365 --> 00:11:48,333
And I think we need to
bring this new energy home.
328
00:11:48,368 --> 00:11:49,835
It's gonna make
us better parents.
329
00:11:49,870 --> 00:11:51,204
Lily! Oh! Oh! You let the...
330
00:11:52,438 --> 00:11:53,405
What? What happened?
331
00:11:53,439 --> 00:11:54,473
You didn't bring her out!
332
00:11:54,507 --> 00:11:56,207
I thought you had her.
I thought you had her.
333
00:11:59,279 --> 00:12:01,046
Come on. Let me paint you.
334
00:12:01,081 --> 00:12:03,748
Oh, sweetie, that is so creepy.
335
00:12:03,783 --> 00:12:07,150
Where is everyone?
336
00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:10,286
Okay, let me just say
what everyone's thinking.
337
00:12:11,054 --> 00:12:12,488
My jacket's a mess.
338
00:12:12,522 --> 00:12:13,789
It wouldn't be,
339
00:12:13,823 --> 00:12:16,224
but someone used the iron to
make grilled cheese.
340
00:12:16,258 --> 00:12:18,993
I had bread, I had cheese,
and I had an iron.
341
00:12:19,027 --> 00:12:20,961
What was I supposed to do?
342
00:12:20,995 --> 00:12:23,395
Kids, kids... we don't care.
343
00:12:23,429 --> 00:12:24,696
- Hola. Hola.
- Hi.
344
00:12:24,730 --> 00:12:25,830
Hey.
345
00:12:25,865 --> 00:12:27,598
I'm sorry I'm late.
346
00:12:27,632 --> 00:12:28,832
Where is Jay?
347
00:12:28,866 --> 00:12:29,833
He's not with you?
348
00:12:29,867 --> 00:12:31,701
No, he came down
a long time ago.
349
00:12:31,735 --> 00:12:33,302
Oh, don't worry.
I'll go have a look around.
350
00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:34,503
Oh, he's probably in the ocean
351
00:12:34,537 --> 00:12:37,204
trying to pull a
tugboat with his teeth.
352
00:12:37,238 --> 00:12:40,706
Well, look who
decided to join us.
353
00:12:40,740 --> 00:12:41,707
And where is your sister?
354
00:12:41,741 --> 00:12:43,842
She is in our
bathroom throwing up.
355
00:12:43,876 --> 00:12:45,209
Well, what happened?
356
00:12:45,243 --> 00:12:47,811
You're not going to like
this as much as I do, but...
357
00:12:47,846 --> 00:12:48,945
she's drunk.
358
00:12:50,915 --> 00:12:53,115
- I knew I never should have let her go.
- Go, go!
359
00:12:53,150 --> 00:12:54,783
That's awesome.
360
00:12:54,818 --> 00:12:58,453
Guaranteed our bathroom
is still messier.
361
00:13:02,391 --> 00:13:03,324
Where is the elevator?
362
00:13:03,359 --> 00:13:04,692
Where?! I don't know!
363
00:13:04,727 --> 00:13:05,727
I'm taking the stairs!
364
00:13:05,761 --> 00:13:07,128
Lily, we're coming for you.
365
00:13:13,102 --> 00:13:15,236
Hey, you. Where you headed?
366
00:13:15,270 --> 00:13:16,871
Well, remember earlier,
in the pool,
367
00:13:16,905 --> 00:13:18,772
when you convinced me to
let Haley go next door
368
00:13:18,807 --> 00:13:19,873
with complete strangers?
369
00:13:19,908 --> 00:13:21,374
And you were totally
on board, yeah.
370
00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:22,608
Mm-hmm, yeah, well,
she got drunk,
371
00:13:22,642 --> 00:13:24,209
and now she's
upstairs throwing up.
372
00:13:24,244 --> 00:13:26,644
But she's just a kid.
Who would serve her?
373
00:13:26,678 --> 00:13:28,479
We did, honey, on
a silver platter.
374
00:13:28,513 --> 00:13:30,747
Look, you convinced me
to relax and let go,
375
00:13:30,781 --> 00:13:31,915
and now this happens.
376
00:13:31,949 --> 00:13:33,983
I'm sorry, but we...
we shouldn't feel bad
377
00:13:34,017 --> 00:13:36,318
about wanting a little
time for ourselves.
378
00:13:36,352 --> 00:13:38,019
Sweetie, this isn't a honeymoon.
379
00:13:38,054 --> 00:13:39,621
We have kids.
You have got to let this go.
380
00:13:39,655 --> 00:13:40,822
From now on,
381
00:13:40,856 --> 00:13:42,857
I am not losing sight
of them for two seconds.
382
00:13:42,891 --> 00:13:44,291
Nothing gets past me.
383
00:13:45,994 --> 00:13:48,095
Did you find Jay?
I'm getting worried.
384
00:13:48,129 --> 00:13:50,230
I'm sorry. I have
to deal with Haley.
385
00:13:50,265 --> 00:13:52,432
No. You know what,
sweetie? I will deal with Haley.
386
00:13:52,467 --> 00:13:53,901
You go see if you can find dad.
387
00:13:53,935 --> 00:13:55,770
I'll look for him out there.
388
00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:00,807
Lily, where are you going, huh?
389
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,211
Oh, my God.
390
00:14:06,245 --> 00:14:08,145
I'm so sorry. Oh, my God.
391
00:14:08,179 --> 00:14:09,779
Wow, what were you thinking?
392
00:14:09,813 --> 00:14:12,714
One of the kids had an I.D.,
and she bought some drinks.
393
00:14:12,748 --> 00:14:13,714
Mm-hmm.
394
00:14:13,749 --> 00:14:16,583
I tried one and
then another one.
395
00:14:16,618 --> 00:14:17,885
It was stupid.
396
00:14:17,919 --> 00:14:19,486
Yes. Yes, it was stupid.
397
00:14:19,521 --> 00:14:21,054
But you are really lucky
398
00:14:21,089 --> 00:14:23,823
that this did not end as
badly as it could have.
399
00:14:23,858 --> 00:14:25,958
This is why we
always say to you,
400
00:14:25,993 --> 00:14:28,527
"when you drink,
you make bad decisions."
401
00:14:28,561 --> 00:14:31,996
I know. I know. I just...
402
00:14:32,030 --> 00:14:35,432
One minute, you're having
wine coolers at Homecoming,
403
00:14:35,467 --> 00:14:36,666
and the next...
404
00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:39,702
The game of "truth or Claire"
sweeps your High School.
405
00:14:41,504 --> 00:14:43,438
Thanks for not yelling at me.
406
00:14:43,473 --> 00:14:47,107
Oh, honey... that
would just be cruel.
407
00:14:47,142 --> 00:14:48,708
I'll wait till you
feel better to yell.
408
00:14:48,743 --> 00:14:52,344
I don't think I'll ever
feel better.
409
00:14:53,513 --> 00:14:56,415
Does this happen
every time you drink?
410
00:14:57,985 --> 00:15:00,187
Yes.
411
00:15:00,221 --> 00:15:02,122
Yes, it does.
412
00:15:03,925 --> 00:15:05,960
Jay?
413
00:15:05,995 --> 00:15:08,562
Over here.
414
00:15:08,596 --> 00:15:10,063
Hey.
415
00:15:11,598 --> 00:15:13,098
Hey.
416
00:15:13,132 --> 00:15:14,365
What are you doing?
417
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:17,335
I'm stuck. I laid down,
my back went out.
418
00:15:17,369 --> 00:15:19,303
Oh, well, don't you worry.
419
00:15:19,338 --> 00:15:20,638
We're gonna get you out of here.
420
00:15:20,672 --> 00:15:21,872
Grab on.
421
00:15:21,907 --> 00:15:23,508
You know, Phil,
this might not be the best...
422
00:15:23,542 --> 00:15:25,109
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm just gonna rock you.
423
00:15:25,144 --> 00:15:26,611
Like a hurricane. I'm kidding.
424
00:15:26,646 --> 00:15:28,447
You're too old to get that.
Here we go.
425
00:15:28,481 --> 00:15:30,348
Wait, why don't you just
get someone who works here?
426
00:15:30,383 --> 00:15:33,384
No, this is gonna work.
And...Oh! Ooh, wow!
427
00:15:33,418 --> 00:15:36,086
It's spasming. Don't move. Don't move.
No. I don't want to get...
428
00:15:41,859 --> 00:15:43,725
Um...
429
00:15:46,330 --> 00:15:49,231
By the way, I just want to
thank you for this trip.
430
00:15:49,265 --> 00:15:51,600
It's really been the
vacation of a lifetime.
431
00:15:51,635 --> 00:15:53,468
Oh...
432
00:15:53,503 --> 00:15:55,303
Nothing weird.
433
00:15:55,337 --> 00:15:57,238
Aloha.
434
00:15:59,908 --> 00:16:02,440
I keep my wallet in my
front pocket, so that's...
435
00:16:02,474 --> 00:16:05,274
that's what that is.
436
00:16:10,112 --> 00:16:12,246
Neck going...
437
00:16:12,281 --> 00:16:13,981
I'm sorry.
438
00:16:22,156 --> 00:16:23,991
Anyone! Anyone, help!
439
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:27,863
Security! Seal off the island!
440
00:16:27,897 --> 00:16:29,698
This way. This way.
441
00:16:30,766 --> 00:16:31,899
Lily!
442
00:16:31,934 --> 00:16:33,000
Lily!
443
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:35,335
You looking for someone?
444
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:38,003
Lily. We were so worried.
We just got distracted.
445
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,004
We're idiots.
446
00:16:39,038 --> 00:16:40,505
Ay. Don't beat yourself up.
447
00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:42,206
I used to lose
Manny all the time.
448
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:45,441
Now I lost your father.
These things happen.
449
00:16:46,476 --> 00:16:48,209
She's right, you know.
450
00:16:49,780 --> 00:16:51,517
Did she say my father's missing?
451
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:52,820
Hmm?
452
00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:58,359
We say we'll make time,
but life gets in the way.
453
00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:00,327
I mean, I know we're parents,
454
00:17:00,361 --> 00:17:02,329
but can't we be lovers, too?
455
00:17:02,363 --> 00:17:04,597
This may be my worst
birthday ever.
456
00:17:04,631 --> 00:17:06,097
There you are.
457
00:17:06,132 --> 00:17:07,465
Oh, hi, honey. Hey.
458
00:17:07,499 --> 00:17:08,800
He was stuck in a hammock.
459
00:17:08,834 --> 00:17:10,334
It was actually really funny.
460
00:17:10,368 --> 00:17:12,935
- I was on top of him for like 20 minutes.
- You need to go now.
461
00:17:12,970 --> 00:17:14,937
Good night. Honey.
462
00:17:14,971 --> 00:17:16,571
My back seized up.
463
00:17:16,606 --> 00:17:18,272
Yeah, because you overdid it
464
00:17:18,307 --> 00:17:20,508
after that phone call
about your father.
465
00:17:20,542 --> 00:17:22,976
I can't believe I'm
as old as he was.
466
00:17:23,010 --> 00:17:26,212
Let me sit down here.
467
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,383
You'd have liked him,
my old man.
468
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:32,584
I'm sure.
469
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:34,818
And he'd have loved you.
470
00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:38,253
My God. That guy was a charmer.
471
00:17:38,287 --> 00:17:40,755
Mm, I know the type.
472
00:17:40,789 --> 00:17:43,890
Yeah, we had a lot of fun.
473
00:17:43,924 --> 00:17:45,891
But I'll tell you something.
474
00:17:45,926 --> 00:17:49,127
Our family vacations were
nothing like this here.
475
00:17:49,161 --> 00:17:52,028
One week a year in a rented
cottage on Lake Erie,
476
00:17:52,063 --> 00:17:53,096
spiders this big.
477
00:17:54,897 --> 00:17:57,865
I just wish he could have
seen how things turned out.
478
00:17:57,899 --> 00:17:59,499
Well, if you keep
going like this,
479
00:17:59,533 --> 00:18:01,100
maybe you can tell him yourself.
480
00:18:01,134 --> 00:18:02,534
Or I can tell him,
481
00:18:02,568 --> 00:18:04,435
because you're about
to kill me, Jay.
482
00:18:04,470 --> 00:18:07,938
My legs, my arms,
my back... everything is sore.
483
00:18:07,972 --> 00:18:09,506
So, I wore you out, huh?
484
00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:11,741
Oh, no, no, no.
Don't get cocky, old man.
485
00:18:11,775 --> 00:18:13,709
When I sit down,
I can still get up.
486
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:14,710
Hey.
487
00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:15,678
Hey.
488
00:18:15,712 --> 00:18:17,579
Okay. Come on.
489
00:18:17,614 --> 00:18:18,580
Mm.
490
00:18:18,614 --> 00:18:20,414
Come here. Come here.
491
00:18:21,516 --> 00:18:23,016
The rest of the
trip went better.
492
00:18:23,050 --> 00:18:24,450
Haley's room stopped spinning.
493
00:18:24,484 --> 00:18:25,751
And the monkey?
494
00:18:25,785 --> 00:18:26,952
There she is!
495
00:18:26,986 --> 00:18:28,119
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
496
00:18:28,154 --> 00:18:30,288
Oh, honey. Do you want
some eggs Benedict?
497
00:18:30,322 --> 00:18:31,289
So creamy.
498
00:18:31,323 --> 00:18:32,256
No. No? Mm.
499
00:18:33,992 --> 00:18:36,994
Jay got back to the
vacation he always wanted.
500
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:45,068
And Mitch and Cam managed
to do some sightseeing
501
00:18:45,102 --> 00:18:46,970
at a working banana
plantation...
502
00:18:47,005 --> 00:18:48,005
Lily!
503
00:18:48,072 --> 00:18:49,673
Where they promptly
lost lily again.
504
00:18:49,707 --> 00:18:51,575
Why did you dress
her in jungle print?
505
00:18:51,610 --> 00:18:53,311
Because I thought
it would be cute!
506
00:18:53,345 --> 00:18:55,247
She's gonna think
she's back in Vietnam.
507
00:18:55,282 --> 00:18:57,450
Lily! Lily, honey!
508
00:18:57,484 --> 00:18:58,785
Me and Claire?
509
00:18:58,820 --> 00:19:00,620
We...
510
00:19:00,655 --> 00:19:02,088
we had a great time.
511
00:19:02,122 --> 00:19:04,789
But we never did
get that honeymoon.
512
00:19:04,823 --> 00:19:07,257
I think I just expected
a little too much
513
00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:08,458
from this vacation.
514
00:19:08,492 --> 00:19:10,093
You were so sweet to try.
515
00:19:10,127 --> 00:19:11,127
It was dumb.
516
00:19:11,195 --> 00:19:13,196
Like you said,
the thrill is gone.
517
00:19:13,230 --> 00:19:14,397
I never said that.
518
00:19:14,431 --> 00:19:16,365
No, it's over.
519
00:19:16,399 --> 00:19:17,866
But wait.
520
00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:21,335
Put a few seconds
back on the clock.
521
00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:23,538
The kid still has a few moves.
522
00:19:23,572 --> 00:19:24,872
Oh, my God.
523
00:19:24,907 --> 00:19:27,574
I figured out why we
couldn't have a honeymoon.
524
00:19:27,609 --> 00:19:30,177
Because we never had a wedding.
525
00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:32,546
Oh, my God.
526
00:19:32,614 --> 00:19:35,014
I still can't tell if you
think this is lame or cool.
527
00:19:36,149 --> 00:19:38,283
I think it's incredibly cool.
528
00:19:39,853 --> 00:19:41,754
Looks like I finally get
to walk you down the aisle.
529
00:19:41,788 --> 00:19:42,755
Daddy!
530
00:19:42,789 --> 00:19:44,891
Ow! You better walk me.
531
00:19:44,925 --> 00:19:46,826
Okay. I'll try.
532
00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,795
We're here today to celebrate
533
00:19:49,829 --> 00:19:51,730
the renewing of
the marriage vows
534
00:19:51,765 --> 00:19:52,798
of Phil and Claire.
535
00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:54,133
On this day,
536
00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:57,537
they've chosen to reaffirm
their love for each other.
537
00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,139
You may kiss your bride.
538
00:19:59,173 --> 00:20:00,940
Oh!
539
00:20:00,975 --> 00:20:03,309
I present to you,
still as husband and wife,
540
00:20:03,344 --> 00:20:05,245
Mr. and Mrs. Dunphy.
541
00:20:05,279 --> 00:20:08,716
* It's the eye of the tiger *
542
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:11,285
* it's the thrill of the fight *
543
00:20:11,319 --> 00:20:17,290
* rising up to the
challenge of our rivals *
544
00:20:17,325 --> 00:20:23,295
* and the last-known survivor
stalks his prey in the night *
545
00:20:23,330 --> 00:20:29,268
* and he's watching
us all in the eye *
546
00:20:29,303 --> 00:20:33,339
* of the tiger *
547
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,970
Welcome to the non-stop flight
from Maui to Los Angeles.
Thank you for choosing Continental Airlines
548
00:20:41,004 --> 00:20:42,504
Thank you.
549
00:20:42,539 --> 00:20:43,538
You know, honey,
550
00:20:43,572 --> 00:20:45,773
if anything were
ever to happen to me,
551
00:20:45,807 --> 00:20:47,974
I would want you
to get remarried.
552
00:20:48,008 --> 00:20:48,940
Okay. Mm.
553
00:20:48,975 --> 00:20:50,675
That was a little fast.
554
00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:53,310
Oh, no. I ju...
I just want to make you happy.
555
00:20:53,345 --> 00:20:54,678
Okay.
556
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,813
Any idea of who you
would marry if...
557
00:20:57,848 --> 00:21:00,048
Vicki Conroy, probably.
She works in my office.
558
00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:02,384
She's very organized.
The kids love her.
559
00:21:02,418 --> 00:21:03,985
Are you guys talking
about Vicki?
560
00:21:04,019 --> 00:21:04,919
Yeah.
561
00:21:04,953 --> 00:21:07,687
Mom, she's awesome.
562
00:21:10,690 --> 00:21:12,457
Just so you know, if something
were to happen to me, I...
563
00:21:12,492 --> 00:21:15,225
Oh, something's gonna happen to you,
all right.
564
00:21:20,906 --> 00:21:25,005
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