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Gloria? He better cool it,
or I'm gonna introduce him
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To the captain and tennille.
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sorry we're late. I was at work.
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Oh, he loves to say that.
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Happy barbecue. Oh.
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Since mitchell is
between jobs... Wow!
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...I've taken a part-time job
at a greeting-card store,
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Which I love.
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Plus, with my discount,
we're saving a fortune.
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How is spending a ton of
money on greeting cards
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Saving us a fortune?
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It's math.
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It's really not.
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Look it up.
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$2.95, $2.95, $4.95...
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40% off, 40% off,
40% off....$2.95, $3.95, $2.95.
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Mitchell, I got this
golf buddy of mine.
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Great guy. Super successful.
You two should talk.
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It could mean a job for you.
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Oh, thanks, dad, but I'm --
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I'm not really looking for
anything right now, but...
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Yeah, that's right.
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With me bringing home the bacon,
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Mitchell doesn't have
to rush into anything.
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Yeah, I know you have
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All that greeting-card
screw-you money,
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But talk to the guy?
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He's expecting your
call in the morning.
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Dad, I appreciate it,
but in the future --
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Oh, I can't stand this.
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I am sorry, but --
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No. Those steaks have been
done for five minutes.
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I'm taking them off the grill.
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I'm sorry.
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I-I know how it feels
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To have him stick his nose
where it doesn't belong.
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No biggie. That's
just Jay being Jay.
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But one day I'm gonna
be a grandfather,
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And then everybody
better hide their meat.
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Sync By n17t01
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www.addic7ed.com
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Ooh, who's she?
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I hate it when you do that.
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Who's he? It's charlie bingham.
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He's the guy that my
dad wanted me to call.
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I googled him. Look.
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Oh, he owns earthgear apparel?
I have their ski pants.
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Really? You don't - you don't ski.
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I have cargo pants,
and I don't work at the docks.
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God, I feel like such a slacker.
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I mean, he has done so
much for being so young.
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Okay, look, he's opened up
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A dozen environmental
foundations and conservancies.
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Wow.
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So, are you gonna - are
you gonna call him?
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I don't know. I mean, you know,
I-I sort of promised myself
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And you that I'd take a
little time off and --
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And you are loving your time off.
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Totally.
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I am losing my mind.
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As much as I love lily,
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Which is, you know,
more than life itself,
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I am -- whew! -- Not cut out
to be a stay-at-home dad. No.
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But I-it's cameron's turn.
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It's cameron's turn
to be out in the world
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Interacting with other grown-ups
while I get to stay at home
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And plot the death
of dora the explorer.
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I'd like to fill her
backpack with bricks
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And throw her into
candy-cane river.
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So, I don't know.
Should I -- should I call him?
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I don't know. Maybe just to
get your dad off your back.
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Yeah. You know, I mean --
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I mean, because the last thing I want
for you is to take a job right now.
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I am loving our life.
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I am in a really dark space.
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Being away from my lily
is literally torture.
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and I can't pressure mitchell,
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But I really, really,
really just want him to get a job
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So I can go back to being a
stay-at-home dad/trophy wife!
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Come on, ladies, move it!
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Goodness gracious!
Turtles run faster!
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Come on!
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Could you run any slower?
I dare you to run slower.
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You see? He's just
trying to light a fire.
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No, I light him on fire.
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Why do I always have to
come to these things?
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Because you love your brother.
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Why don't you make him come to
my orchestra concerts?
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Because we love your brother.
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Good job, luke!
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Shoot!
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Delgado! You're killing me, man!
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I love you, manny, no matter what!
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Come on!
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Okay.
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That's great. Okay, well,
I'll let you know.
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All right. All right, bye.
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uh, so, charlie bingham
just invited us
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Over to his beach house
for a little get-together.
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Oh! Uh, well, what did you say?
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I said I'd check with you.
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I mean, what -- what do you think?
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What do you think?
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well, I think it would be
rude not to hear him out.
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Yeah. I mean -- yeah,
you're probably right. Yeah.
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Okay. Cool.
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And don't worry. You know,
I'm not gonna take any job.
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You better not.
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I just miss - I just --
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I just miss, you know...
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I just -- make
grilled-cheese sandwiches.
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You're doing great, luke,
if your goal is to suck.
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Phil. I'm on it.
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Wait for me.
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Hey, coach? Yeah.
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Look, we appreciate your passion,
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But some of us are
worried that the yelling
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Is getting counter-productive.
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I got this. Come on, stupid!
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No you don't "got this."
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What you got is a bad attitude.
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Who are you?
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I happen to be the
stepfather of...
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Doesn't matter who.
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What you need to start doing
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Is a little more coaching
and a little less yelling.
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'cause if I hear you call one
of these kids stupid again,
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I swear to god,
I'll throw a shoe at your head.
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Screw it. I don't need this.
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You think you can do a better job?
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You coach.
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Jay, you know,
I was handling this.
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I saw how you broke
out peaches and herb.
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It's the captain and --
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Why? Is he sick?
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Yes. He's very, very sick.
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Is he going to die?
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Everyone dies, boys,
let's focus on what's important.
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Our next game is in one hour.
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We are going to go
from being five fingers
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To being a fist.
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How does that sound?
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Great. Great.
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I can't hear you? Great! Great!
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That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
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All right, gentlemen,
I talked to the referee. I'm coaching.
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Oh, really? 'cause I --
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Phil, I coached football.
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Jay, I actually
coached basketball.
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I think I can get these guys --
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Relax, you've already
got the assistant job.
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Now, think you can round
us up some waters?
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Yeah.
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Go ahead.
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Gentlemen, this is what I need.
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I want you to hit them,
and I want you to hit them hard.
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Father-in-laws are tough,
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Because you can't let
them push you around,
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And you also have to
show them respect.
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It's like walking a tightrope,
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Which, by the way, I can do
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Because I went to trapeze school.
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Did Jay? I doubt it.
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Don't let them run over you.
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Honey, I'm gonna take off.
I'm gonna buy alex some clothes.
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Okeydoke.
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How come you're not coaching?
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'cause your dad coached football.
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I'm sorry.
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And I am going to make
it up to you tonight.
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And I'll be thinking of
your dad while you do.
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Mm. Disturbing.
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Hey, phil.
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Hey. How's it going?
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Great. Your dad coached football.
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Ahh, a fellow victim.
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Thank you again for
taking care of lily.
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I know it's last-minute.
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Ay, don't be silly.
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We'll probably just stick
around for a few minutes.
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You know how fussy she gets
when we pass her off, so --
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No, she seems fine.
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Yeah.
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Ay, I think she's getting
used to being away from you
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Now that you have the new job.
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Mwah!
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So proud of you!
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We need to talk.
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Okay. What happened?
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Mom, I love you,
but your words of encouragement
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Encourage the other
kids to make fun of me.
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Okay, I won't say anything
else on the next game. Promise.
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We both know that your latin
blood makes that impossible.
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I think it would be better
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If you didn't come
to the next game.
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Ah! I know.
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I hate our house. I know!
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And what's -- what's this thing?
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I don't know, but it's fancy.
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Stop -- stop playing
with it. Come on.
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Just...Don't break it.
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hey, mitchell!
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Charlie bingham.
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Nice to meet you. Hi!
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This is my partner,
cameron tucker.
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Pleasure. Cameron.
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So we just went ahead and parked
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On that round thingy
in the driveway.
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Is that -- that's fine, right?
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No problem. It's a turntable
so you don't have to back out.
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Oh.
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You have a car turntable
and you're wearing rubber.
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You're like batman.
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I really am.
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Come on in.
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Turn the music down!
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Wow.
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Pardon the getup.
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Killer waves today.
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You guys surf?
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Only for bargains on the web.
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Everybody, say hi.
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Hi. Hi. Hello!
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That's jolie. She's head
of my europe division.
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She cheats at poker. You do.
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And that's my girlfriend, jenny.
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She makes a hell of a
margarita. Want one?
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Absolutely. Oh, no, not -- o-okay.
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Everybody, mitchell pritchett
and his partner, cameron.
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Business partners.
Mergers and acquisitions.
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I'm kidding. We're gay.
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Stop talking.
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When things are relaxed,
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I'm great in social situations.
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I would have fit in at the
algonquin round table.
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But when the stakes are high,
I get a little tense.
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I'd be the guy that would
knock over the round table.
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Then dorothy parker
would make a quip,
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James thurber would laugh,
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And then I would end
up leaving, crying.
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How long you been
on the lam? What?
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Honey, you are looking around
like the feds are after you.
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No, I'm not. Let's just
get this over with.
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Oh! Great.
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Oh, no. It's them.
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Oh! Oh, you know those
girls from school.
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Hey!
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Let's go. Over here.
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What -- what is your problem?
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nothing.
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I'll meet you at
the car in an hour.
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Please, mom. Please.
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Hi, jenna.
254
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And just like that,
my baby girl became a teenager.
255
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She entered that dreaded phase
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00:10:21,441 --> 00:10:23,209
Where my very existence
embarrasses her.
257
00:10:23,243 --> 00:10:25,845
I-I think I can help.
258
00:10:25,879 --> 00:10:28,114
You're not your mom.
259
00:10:28,148 --> 00:10:30,750
Wow, that's your mom.
260
00:10:30,784 --> 00:10:33,586
Oh, I just got chills.
261
00:10:33,620 --> 00:10:37,823
So, first off, I'm a fan.
262
00:10:37,858 --> 00:10:39,992
I saw you in court once.
263
00:10:40,027 --> 00:10:41,627
seriously? Yeah.
264
00:10:41,661 --> 00:10:43,462
Mayhew vs. Propyltech.
265
00:10:44,997 --> 00:10:46,864
You are a good lawyer.
266
00:10:46,899 --> 00:10:48,699
If you'd have handled my divorce,
267
00:10:48,734 --> 00:10:50,868
This house would be twice as big.
268
00:10:50,903 --> 00:10:52,003
Oh, he's better than good.
269
00:10:52,037 --> 00:10:53,237
Try winning an argument with him.
270
00:10:53,272 --> 00:10:55,006
Last night, I wanted to
have indian for dinner --
271
00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:56,541
And we're talking again.
272
00:10:56,575 --> 00:10:58,776
Top of your class at
cornell and columbia law.
273
00:10:58,810 --> 00:11:00,444
Had your pick of jobs
274
00:11:00,479 --> 00:11:03,047
But instead chose to
work in environmental law
275
00:11:03,081 --> 00:11:04,315
Until last month.
276
00:11:04,349 --> 00:11:06,951
And he used to be a really
great figure skater.
277
00:11:06,985 --> 00:11:08,352
Why'd you quit?
278
00:11:08,387 --> 00:11:10,121
His sister lost interest,
and then there was --
279
00:11:10,155 --> 00:11:12,156
He means my job.
280
00:11:12,190 --> 00:11:14,292
You can tell me about
figure skating, too.
281
00:11:14,326 --> 00:11:16,661
Um, well, it was - she
did lose interest.
282
00:11:16,695 --> 00:11:18,396
That's enough. Okay.
283
00:11:18,430 --> 00:11:19,697
Iqué linda! Iay, qué linda!
284
00:11:19,731 --> 00:11:21,832
Oh, my gosh! I didn't know
you guys were gonna be here.
285
00:11:21,867 --> 00:11:22,833
Hola, claire.
286
00:11:22,868 --> 00:11:24,635
Mwah! Hi, lily. Mwah, mwah!
287
00:11:24,670 --> 00:11:26,671
I had enough
basketball for one day.
288
00:11:26,705 --> 00:11:28,739
Oh, I know. Come here, sweetie.
289
00:11:28,774 --> 00:11:30,641
Oh, sweet thing, you love me,
290
00:11:30,676 --> 00:11:32,810
And you want me to
buy you a dress.
291
00:11:32,844 --> 00:11:36,047
Ay, but I'm gonna buy
her some shoes first.
292
00:11:36,081 --> 00:11:38,349
What's that, lily?
Do you want me to buy you a dress?
293
00:11:38,383 --> 00:11:40,518
She said, "yes."
294
00:11:40,552 --> 00:11:42,186
What?
295
00:11:43,622 --> 00:11:47,358
She did not say, "yes."
296
00:11:47,392 --> 00:11:48,826
Okay, "win" on 3.
297
00:11:48,860 --> 00:11:50,595
1, 2, 3... 1, 2, 3...
298
00:11:50,629 --> 00:11:51,629
Win! Win! Win! Win!
299
00:11:51,663 --> 00:11:52,797
Don't forget the pick-and-roll.
300
00:11:52,831 --> 00:11:54,231
These guys won't know
how to defend it.
301
00:11:54,266 --> 00:11:55,633
Phil, try not to
confuse my boys, okay?
302
00:11:55,667 --> 00:11:57,034
Okay. I sleep with your daughter.
303
00:11:57,069 --> 00:11:58,235
What? Good luck.
304
00:11:58,270 --> 00:12:00,104
All right, let's go, let's go,
come on, let's go!
305
00:12:00,172 --> 00:12:01,372
Get out there.
306
00:12:01,406 --> 00:12:03,374
Hustle up! Get the tip!
Get the tip!
307
00:12:05,677 --> 00:12:08,379
Oh! All right. Keep the hustle,
keep the hustle.
308
00:12:08,413 --> 00:12:10,514
Come on, boys. Don't let
them push you around.
309
00:12:10,549 --> 00:12:12,717
Oh! All right, little defense.
310
00:12:12,751 --> 00:12:14,518
Play defense.
311
00:12:14,553 --> 00:12:15,653
I did a little scouting,
312
00:12:15,687 --> 00:12:17,555
And the other team
only has two shooters.
313
00:12:17,589 --> 00:12:18,823
If we isolate both of them --
314
00:12:18,857 --> 00:12:20,191
Good, phil, good. Thank you. Good.
315
00:12:20,225 --> 00:12:22,593
Manny, pay attention!
What are you looking at?
316
00:12:22,628 --> 00:12:24,495
What?
317
00:12:24,529 --> 00:12:25,496
Oh!
318
00:12:30,651 --> 00:12:32,285
So, tell me this,
319
00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:34,721
What are the regulatory
challenges of a solar farm?
320
00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:37,390
well, you know,
it could be anything.
321
00:12:37,425 --> 00:12:39,526
Agriculture, military,
protected species,
322
00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:41,728
Ironically, even some
environmental groups.
323
00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,296
I think you got all of it. Mm.
324
00:12:43,331 --> 00:12:44,631
I think you got it.
325
00:12:44,665 --> 00:12:46,766
Yeah, I'm just gonna
freshen this up.
326
00:12:46,801 --> 00:12:48,768
Okay.
327
00:12:48,803 --> 00:12:52,105
Let me ask you a question.
How do you like the beard?
328
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:54,007
I'm thinking of growing one.
Jenny's against it.
329
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:56,776
Oh, well, I've - I've
been very happy with mine.
330
00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,879
That's it. I'm doing it.
331
00:12:59,914 --> 00:13:02,115
Look, I've made a fortune.
I want to use it for some good.
332
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:04,617
I need a lawyer to
help me navigate.
333
00:13:04,652 --> 00:13:08,221
I like you. You get me.
So, in or out?
334
00:13:13,728 --> 00:13:14,794
I'm very sorry.
335
00:13:14,829 --> 00:13:16,329
It's okay.
336
00:13:16,364 --> 00:13:19,532
Um, that's a very big question.
337
00:13:19,567 --> 00:13:21,735
You know, I'm obviously gonna
have to go talk to my, um...
338
00:13:21,769 --> 00:13:23,169
... Bull in a china shop.
339
00:13:23,204 --> 00:13:25,004
I'll be right back. Sure.
340
00:13:25,039 --> 00:13:27,006
Talk it over.
It's a major life decision.
341
00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:30,143
Hey, jenny! The beard is on!
342
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:35,348
Okay, lily, it's time to
buy you beautiful shoes.
343
00:13:35,383 --> 00:13:37,851
Oh, no, no, no. I saw another
really cute dress for her.
344
00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:40,120
Ay, she has already
six new dresses.
345
00:13:40,154 --> 00:13:42,889
What she needs is
strappy shoes. Oh.
346
00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:44,023
Oh, oh. There's alex.
347
00:13:44,058 --> 00:13:45,525
I'll -- I'll see you later.
348
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,327
Alex, honey. Hi.
349
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:51,664
Mom, I said I'd
meet you at the car.
350
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:56,969
Ugh.
351
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,170
Here.
352
00:13:58,205 --> 00:13:59,805
Thank you.
353
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,141
Still wish you had a daughter?
354
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,243
Manny didn't want me
at the game today.
355
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:06,212
oh, I'm sorry.
356
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:07,880
It's okay.
357
00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:10,449
No, it's not okay. It sucks.
358
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,417
I miss babies.
359
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,219
They never tell you to go away.
360
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,788
Yeah. Or wait in the car.
361
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:17,089
I don't know about you,
362
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:19,091
But I'm not gonna stand here
and feel sorry for myself.
363
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:20,226
You know what we should do?
364
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,328
Get pregnant.
365
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,363
I was gonna say go for ice cream.
366
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,932
Okay, we'll do yours first.
367
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,268
Luke! Luke!
368
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:33,305
It's hard to guard a player
if there's no player near you!
369
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,740
We good in the hood?
370
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:37,376
This is a uniquely frustrating
group of boys. I hear ya.
371
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,577
Um, one thing that might help,
372
00:14:38,612 --> 00:14:40,980
Instead of a zone, if you
switch to a simple man-to-man.
373
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,581
I got this. Really?
374
00:14:42,616 --> 00:14:43,949
'cause according
to the scoreboard,
375
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,451
The only thing you
got is 4 points.
376
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,953
Good luck.
377
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:52,024
I need to talk to you.
I need to talk to you.
378
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,959
Nice top.
379
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,095
Come here. You -- you --
380
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,502
Cam. Cam, you have got to relax.
381
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:04,803
I told you I wouldn't
take a job --
382
00:15:04,838 --> 00:15:06,238
Take the job. What?
383
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:07,806
I want you to take the job.
384
00:15:07,841 --> 00:15:10,075
I thought you liked
having me home with lily.
385
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,011
I don't. I mean, I do.
386
00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:14,446
I just -- I miss
my time with lily,
387
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:15,914
And I know it's selfish --
388
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,616
No, I want the job!
389
00:15:17,651 --> 00:15:19,051
You do?
390
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,319
Oh, my god, yes!
391
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:23,322
I-I love lily,
but I hate baby talk.
392
00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:26,324
I wuv baby talk!
393
00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:29,594
Oh.
394
00:15:29,628 --> 00:15:31,562
Let's go get this job.
Let's get this job.
395
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,364
okay.
396
00:15:33,398 --> 00:15:34,699
Oh, no.
397
00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:37,768
It's locked.
398
00:15:37,803 --> 00:15:40,137
Guys? [ knocking on door ]
399
00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:41,973
Oh, my gosh.
They not gonna hear us.
400
00:15:42,007 --> 00:15:43,074
We're trapped out here.
401
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,976
That's -- stop being so dramatic.
402
00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:46,677
We'll just go through the garage.
403
00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:49,413
That's why he wants to hire you.
You're good in crisis.
404
00:15:50,582 --> 00:15:52,216
What's that sound? I don't know.
405
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,192
It's not opening. Push it again.
406
00:16:01,226 --> 00:16:02,593
I'm hearing things,
but it's not --
407
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:03,694
Push it harder.
408
00:16:05,330 --> 00:16:06,464
That's not -- is it this one?
409
00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:07,698
I hear something. What is that?
410
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:11,502
No. Stop touching. Stop --
411
00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:19,343
This -- oh, that was it.
All right.
412
00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:22,313
Mitchell! Oh, my god! No!
413
00:16:22,347 --> 00:16:23,848
Oh, my god! No, cam!
414
00:16:23,882 --> 00:16:25,516
Cam. Did we do that?
415
00:16:26,651 --> 00:16:27,984
What are we gonna say?
416
00:16:28,019 --> 00:16:29,185
Oh.
417
00:16:29,220 --> 00:16:30,820
Oh.
418
00:16:31,756 --> 00:16:33,623
I will take the job.
419
00:16:34,692 --> 00:16:36,226
I kind of think you have to now.
420
00:16:39,797 --> 00:16:43,066
Guys, you're on the
same team! Time-out!
421
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:44,768
time-out.
422
00:16:44,835 --> 00:16:46,603
Get over here.
423
00:16:46,637 --> 00:16:50,373
Guys, earlier,
we practiced a few set plays.
424
00:16:50,408 --> 00:16:52,942
Did any of them involve
wrestling the ball
425
00:16:52,977 --> 00:16:54,010
From your own teammate?
426
00:16:54,045 --> 00:16:56,012
But you said to be
aggressive. Yeah.
427
00:16:56,047 --> 00:16:57,280
Not on your own team!
428
00:16:57,314 --> 00:16:58,415
Wait here.
429
00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:02,185
You got to coach. I can't take it.
430
00:17:02,219 --> 00:17:03,720
You talkin' to me? Yeah,
I'm talkin' to you.
431
00:17:03,754 --> 00:17:05,655
You got to take over.
I'm about to lose it out there.
432
00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:06,823
That sounds tough, coach.
433
00:17:07,857 --> 00:17:08,957
What's your problem?
434
00:17:08,992 --> 00:17:10,959
Hey, coach. Tick tock.
435
00:17:10,994 --> 00:17:13,362
I was dealing with the coach,
you pushed me aside.
436
00:17:13,396 --> 00:17:15,297
I was dealing with the boys,
you pushed me aside.
437
00:17:15,331 --> 00:17:18,300
Believe it or not, Jay, there are some
things that I am better at than you are.
438
00:17:18,334 --> 00:17:19,301
Bam! It's out there!
439
00:17:19,335 --> 00:17:20,636
Oh, for god's sake.
440
00:17:20,670 --> 00:17:22,137
Coach!
441
00:17:22,172 --> 00:17:23,338
He's calling you.
442
00:17:23,373 --> 00:17:25,841
Listen, I don't blame you
for being angry. All right?
443
00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:28,077
I'm used to taking charge.
That's all.
444
00:17:28,111 --> 00:17:30,145
I should have let you
coach from the get-go.
445
00:17:30,180 --> 00:17:31,280
And?
446
00:17:34,217 --> 00:17:35,284
I love you.
447
00:17:35,318 --> 00:17:36,819
No, the barbecue.
448
00:17:36,853 --> 00:17:38,921
Oh, for god's sake.
449
00:17:38,955 --> 00:17:42,591
I'm sure your steaks would've
been delicious and not chewy.
450
00:17:43,827 --> 00:17:45,694
Okay. I'll do it.
451
00:17:45,729 --> 00:17:46,795
Thanks.
452
00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:48,297
And so the student
becomes the master.
453
00:17:48,331 --> 00:17:50,099
The once mighty - you
know what? Forget it.
454
00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:51,700
No, no, no, no. I'm good.
I'm good. I'm good.
455
00:17:51,735 --> 00:17:54,236
Hey, hey, guys. Who wants
to go out like a champ?
456
00:17:54,270 --> 00:17:55,237
Yeah! Yeah!
457
00:17:55,271 --> 00:17:56,305
I love it!
458
00:17:56,339 --> 00:17:58,273
Okay, jordie, you inbound to luke.
459
00:17:58,308 --> 00:18:01,076
Manny, set a pick on luke's
man and roll to the bucket.
460
00:18:01,111 --> 00:18:02,544
Luke, you know what to do.
461
00:18:02,579 --> 00:18:03,779
No, I don't.
462
00:18:03,813 --> 00:18:05,214
Bounce pass to manny.
463
00:18:05,248 --> 00:18:07,783
But dad -- coach --
464
00:18:07,817 --> 00:18:10,185
Manny hasn't taken a
single shot all season.
465
00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:12,087
Then chances are he'll be open.
466
00:18:12,122 --> 00:18:14,089
okay, guys, let's bring it out.
467
00:18:14,124 --> 00:18:15,457
Hey, hey. Bring it in.
468
00:18:15,492 --> 00:18:16,925
Let's show these guys
469
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,460
What kind of team
they're about to beat.
470
00:18:18,495 --> 00:18:20,062
Huh? "li'l dribblers" on 3.
471
00:18:20,096 --> 00:18:21,263
1, 2, 3... 1, 2,
3... 1, 2, 3...
472
00:18:21,297 --> 00:18:22,931
Li'l dribblers! Li'l dribblers!
Li'l dribblers!
473
00:18:22,966 --> 00:18:25,734
Okay, red ball.
Side out. Here we go.
474
00:18:29,472 --> 00:18:31,974
What's my coaching philosophy?
475
00:18:32,008 --> 00:18:34,109
Give a kid a bird...
476
00:18:34,144 --> 00:18:35,144
Yes.
477
00:18:35,178 --> 00:18:37,179
...And he becomes one
of those weird dudes
478
00:18:37,213 --> 00:18:39,314
Who walks around with a
bird on his shoulder.
479
00:18:39,349 --> 00:18:41,083
But give him a pair of wings...
480
00:18:42,852 --> 00:18:45,721
...And he can fly...
481
00:18:45,755 --> 00:18:47,022
Ohh!
482
00:18:48,456 --> 00:18:50,824
...Unless he has absolutely
no hand-eye coordination.
483
00:18:50,859 --> 00:18:52,226
Okay.
484
00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:53,794
I support you.
485
00:18:59,334 --> 00:19:00,668
Hey, mom.
486
00:19:00,702 --> 00:19:01,769
That was 20 minutes.
487
00:19:01,803 --> 00:19:03,637
mom.
488
00:19:03,672 --> 00:19:06,774
I am so, so sorry.
489
00:19:06,808 --> 00:19:08,676
I know it's no excuse,
490
00:19:08,710 --> 00:19:12,213
But I've been feeling a lot
of pressure at school --
491
00:19:12,247 --> 00:19:14,415
You know, with friends.
492
00:19:14,449 --> 00:19:15,816
And I love you so much,
493
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:18,252
And I appreciate
everything you do for me.
494
00:19:19,588 --> 00:19:21,956
I'm still your little girl.
495
00:19:23,558 --> 00:19:26,026
I know, honey.
496
00:19:26,061 --> 00:19:27,828
That is so sweet.
497
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,230
Can I get $20?
498
00:19:29,264 --> 00:19:31,198
A bunch of us are
going to a movie,
499
00:19:31,233 --> 00:19:33,234
And we're gonna get
something to eat afterwards.
500
00:19:33,268 --> 00:19:35,703
Jenna's brother's
gonna take us home.
501
00:19:35,737 --> 00:19:37,271
Okay! Of course.
502
00:19:37,305 --> 00:19:38,706
Sweetie, you know what?
503
00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:39,807
Take $40.
504
00:19:39,841 --> 00:19:41,075
Oh, my gosh. Yeah!
505
00:19:41,109 --> 00:19:42,409
That's right. Thanks, mom.
506
00:19:42,444 --> 00:19:44,511
Go on. Have a great time.
507
00:19:46,915 --> 00:19:48,415
Oh, alex, honey.
508
00:19:48,450 --> 00:19:50,217
When you're out shopping,
509
00:19:50,252 --> 00:19:52,419
You might want to pick
yourself up a training bra.
510
00:19:52,454 --> 00:19:53,754
I know you don't need one now,
511
00:19:53,788 --> 00:19:55,923
But pretty your little boobies
are gonna come in soon.
512
00:19:55,957 --> 00:19:58,926
Mommy loves you,
kitten! Mwah! Mwah!
513
00:20:00,929 --> 00:20:03,998
Teach her to screw with me.
514
00:20:09,658 --> 00:20:13,427
Luke passed to me, I shot the ball,
and I almost made it.
515
00:20:13,461 --> 00:20:18,032
Ay, I bought lily the
cutest little dress today.
516
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,101
And then I stole the
ball from the other team,
517
00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:23,704
Did a 360, and almost dunked it.
518
00:20:23,738 --> 00:20:24,805
That's nice.
519
00:20:24,839 --> 00:20:28,976
Ay, I just had the best
day today with lily.
520
00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:30,811
That girl is so sweet.
521
00:20:30,845 --> 00:20:34,081
I have a game next Saturday.
You could come.
522
00:20:34,115 --> 00:20:35,149
No, it's okay.
523
00:20:35,183 --> 00:20:37,217
I wouldn't want tembarrass you.
524
00:20:37,252 --> 00:20:39,887
I'll probably take
lily out for cupcakes.
525
00:20:39,921 --> 00:20:40,955
Mm-hmm.
526
00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:42,856
Okay.
527
00:20:44,259 --> 00:20:45,726
Any suggestions?
528
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:48,762
I usually go with earrings.
529
00:20:51,763 --> 00:20:58,763
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