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Do we know anything?
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Oh, no. They're in there now
with the doctor.
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We're lucky, though.
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The paramedics said
it could've been a lot worse.
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My God,
how did this even happen?
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There he is.
Big day's coming up.
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What do you want
for your birthday, big dog?
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It's okay.
I'm good.
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Come on.
The sky's the limit.
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Dream big, my boy.
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- Well, I guess I could use a belt.
- A belt?
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Yeah, you're right.
I don't need it.
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An extension cord
works pretty good.
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Every year, Luke's birthday
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falls right around
Thanksgiving,
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and so it gets lost
in the holiday shuffle.
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Yeah, one year
we forgot completely,
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and we had to improvise
a cake out of stuffing.
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Which, by the way,
he was fine with.
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He's one of those kids,
you get him a gift,
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and all he wants to do
is play with the box.
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Yeah, one year we actually
just got him a box--
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a really nice box.
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And we made the mistake
of putting it in a gift bag.
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So he played
with the gift bag.
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- W-we can't get it right.
- No.
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I feel terrible.
We got to do something.
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Oh, yeah.
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Um, well, you know,
the family
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is gonna be together
for Thanksgiving
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for the first time in, I don't
even know how long, so--
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I am so with you--
we should blow this out
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and throw Luke the best
birthday party of all time.
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Yes, yes, and we'll order
a whole bunch of pizzas,
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and-- and-- and set up
an arts-and-crafts table.
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- A what?
- Yeah, a crafts table.
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You know, everybody gathers
around, and they make stuff,
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and, then, bam, they got
their own party favor.
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Sorry, I fell asleep
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while you were describing
the most boring party ever.
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Ow!
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See you
in a few hours.
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Yeah. Thanks again
for the karaoke machine.
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I'll get it back to you
right after the party.
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That'd be great.
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Please don't.
I beg you. Don't.
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Don't bring it back.
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Hey, Phil, are you getting
a clown for today?
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Oh, no, Luke--
Luke's not much of a clown fan.
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- Really?
- Yeah, he never liked them.
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Has he ever seen
a good one?
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Has-- has anyone?
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Really? So, anyway,
thanks again.
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Okay, yeah,
see you later.
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No clown?
No-- no clown?
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Let it go.
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Who throws a party
without a clown?
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Since the late '30s,
I'd say most people.
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You know what? We haven't
gotten Luke a present yet.
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Maybe a clown
could be our present.
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Cameron, Cameron,
if Phil and Claire
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wanted to get Luke a clown,
they would've.
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This is not our party.
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- But--
- This is not our party.
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But-- fine.
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What would you suggest
we get him, then?
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Get him a gift card.
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- A gift card?
- Yeah.
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Who hurt you?
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Hey, Gloria,
you got any idea
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how to wrap one
of these things?
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Is that a crossbow?
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Yeah. Am I the greatest grandpa
in the world or what?
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We can't give Luke
a crossbow.
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He pokes himself in the eye
every time he uses a straw.
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Are you kidding?
I had one when I was his age.
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My dad used to give me a quarter
for every crow I bagged.
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And I used to have a machete,
but times have changed.
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He'll be fine.
I'll teach him how to use it.
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Hey, pal.
How's it going?
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- Am I charming?
- Oh, boy.
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Of course you're charming.
Who said you were not charming?
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No one, but there is
a girl in my school,
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and I want her
to like me.
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I need your advice, Jay.
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Really?
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She's gonna be
at Luke's party.
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Well, I'm... a little thrown.
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I mean, you don't usually
come to me for advice.
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Well, this is one area in which
you've done pretty well.
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He has a point.
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I've tried everything
to get her attention--
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Opening doors, having a milk
sent over in the cafeteria.
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Nothing has worked.
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Here's the deal.
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Girls don't go
for all that romantic stuff.
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They go for power
and success.
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And since you don't have
either one of those things,
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you're gonna be
the funny guy.
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No, no,
no, no, no.
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I-I want the most dangerous
reptile you've got.
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I have an iguana
that eats crickets.
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That'd be scary if it was
a birthday party for crickets.
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Seriously, Jungle Tanya,
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I need you to step it up
a notch.
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Is there anything that scares
the cocoa out of you?
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Uh, not really.
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I do have
a bearded dragon.
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- Ooh. Does it--
- No, it does not breathe fire.
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Well, then, we're back
to square one, aren't we?
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I couldn't get Luke
out of my mind.
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I know I made a promise
to Mitchell,
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but some things
are bigger than promises.
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Fizbo would be
at that party.
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Hello, old friend.
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It all happened
so fast.
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I keep thinking there was
something I could've done.
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Oh, don't blame yourself.
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Who could have
possibly seen it coming?
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Sweetie,
t-that's a rock wall.
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Is that even safe?
Oh, my God.
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Honey, relax.
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Hey, has anyone ever gotten hurt
on one of these things?
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I don't know, man.
It's my first day.
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See? They wouldn't let the new
guy do it if it weren't--
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- That did not make me feel better.
- Don't worry, I signed
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like a hundred releases.
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When did we decide all this?
I-I think it's too much.
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See, I knew you'd say that.
That's why I didn't tell you.
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So just relax.
Grab a snow cone.
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- There's a snow-cone machine?
- Yeah.
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Mom, just so you know,
Dylan cannot have mayonnaise.
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That's random.
Why are you telling me that?
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Uh, 'cause he's coming
to the party.
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Is that
absolutely necessary?
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Yes, because she can't go
10 minutes
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without her boyfriend's tongue
in her mouth.
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It's like he's feeding
a baby bird.
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Don't be so jealous.
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I'm sure you'll meet someone
super hot at computer camp.
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- Girls.
- Hey, hey.
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So, what you got there?
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Oh, these are supplies
for the crafts table.
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I finally figured out
what we're gonna be making.
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Kids bored?
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I'm teasing.
I'm teasing.
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It looks good.
What-- what is it?
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Comb sheaths.
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I know, I know.
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But we made them
when I was 11 years old
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at Donna Rigby's
birthday party.
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At first, we thought
it was really stupid,
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and then we had
a blast, so...
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How could you not?
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You combined the two things
that kids love the most--
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Combs and sheaths.
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I'm kidding!
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Where's my comb?
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Oh, here it is,
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in my incredibly convenient
beaded comb sheath
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that I made at Luke's
awesome birthday party.
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Hole in one, Mrs. Dunphy.
Hole in one.
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I'm home.
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I got Luke a video game,
but it's about math,
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so... guess we're
those kind of uncles.
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Cam?
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Don't be mad.
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Oh... Cam, I...
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I've known I wanted
to be a clown
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since I found out clowns
were just people with makeup.
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Um, as a matter of fact,
by the time I was a teenager,
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if I wasn't in school
or fishin', I was clownin'.
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There are four types
of clowns--
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A tramp, an auguste,
a whiteface, and a character.
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I am a classically trained
auguste clown named Fizbo.
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- What?
- N-nothing.
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Between the clownin'
and the-- the fishin',
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I'm surprised you had time
for the schoolin'.
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Oh, and there's the fifth type,
the sad clown.
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The sad clown
is a tramp.
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So there's still
only four types.
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Okay.
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Cam, I thought
we discussed this.
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We did,
but I-I started thinking.
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And this isn't
about you or me.
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This is about a little boy
who deserves some happiness.
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And he's gonna get that
from his weird gay-clown uncle?
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Fizbo is not gay,
he's asexual.
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- Ah.
- H-he's an innocent whose only drive
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is to bring people joy and
laughter and balloon animals.
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He's-- he's the least
sexual being on Earth.
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Oh.
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Oh, okay, we, at least
we agree on something, yeah.
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If this tape
is found in the future,
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this is how we humans
celebrated birthdays.
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Hey, Dad!
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Yeah, there's my boy,
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zip line extreme--
Oh!
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Ugh!
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I'm okay. I'm good.
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I'm good. Lesson learned.
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Don't stand--
Don't stand there.
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Let's go ahead
and rope this area off.
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Excellent. Thank you.
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Hey, buddy.
You having fun?
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Yeah,
and I love my new belt.
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Hey, Luke!
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Luke, do you want to make
a comb sheath?
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A what?
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It's a cool leather holder
for your comb.
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And you can decorate it.
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I've got beads and--
and glitter
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and-- and all kinds of stuff.
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Do you want to?
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Nah, I'm gonna do
the rock wall.
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Okay, honey,
it's your day.
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Honey, let me know
if you get low on supplies.
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I'll make a quick run
back to the 1950s for you.
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Aah!
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Again?!
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Seriously, zip-line guys,
just some ropes.
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Did you remember to switch
the whites to the dryer?
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Oh, no, I forgot.
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They're gonna smell musty.
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I know. I'm sorry.
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- I'll pump.
- No, no, no, I'll do it.
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You just stay right here
and relax.
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Oh, I get it. You're worried
about people seeing me.
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Without question.
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You know,
people are gonna stare.
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They're not used to seeing
one clown in a car.
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That's her--
Bianca Douglas.
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She's so cute.
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Yeah, and she has
good handwriting.
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She's the complete package.
Wish me luck.
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You don't need luck.
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You just remember those jokes
I told you, hmm?
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- We have to stop meeting like this.
- What?
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- We go to school together.
- Oh, yeah.
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Do you like jokes?
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Sure.
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Great. Okay.
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So, a grasshopper named Gary
walks into a bar.
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Oh, no. You're not supposed
to know his name.
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Let me try another one,
okay?
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- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
247
00:09:19,134 --> 00:09:20,998
- Interrupting cow.
- Interrupting cow who?
248
00:09:21,065 --> 00:09:22,161
Moo.
249
00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:23,326
Oh, crap.
250
00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:35,733
- Um, hey.
- Hey, yourself.
251
00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:36,695
Move.
252
00:09:36,999 --> 00:09:38,826
You kind of just bumped me
with your car.
253
00:09:38,827 --> 00:09:39,816
I don't think so.
254
00:09:39,817 --> 00:09:41,593
No, no, you did,
because, um,
255
00:09:41,943 --> 00:09:43,476
see, yeah,
I got grease on my pants,
256
00:09:43,511 --> 00:09:44,847
and then also I felt it.
257
00:09:44,916 --> 00:09:46,012
Call an ambulance.
258
00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:48,008
Okay, I just thought
you might want to know
259
00:09:48,075 --> 00:09:49,428
in case you wanted to be
a decent human being
260
00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:52,715
and apologize,
but... no? Okay.
261
00:09:53,564 --> 00:09:54,309
Ass.
262
00:09:56,522 --> 00:09:57,253
What did you say?
263
00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:01,048
Just forget
about it, all right?
264
00:10:03,122 --> 00:10:04,550
Listen, carrot top,
I didn't touch you,
265
00:10:04,618 --> 00:10:05,881
so do the smart thing--
266
00:10:05,947 --> 00:10:08,623
Shut your hole, get in your car,
and drive away.
267
00:10:08,657 --> 00:10:09,704
Is there a problem here?
268
00:10:10,953 --> 00:10:12,122
What the hell are you?
269
00:10:12,236 --> 00:10:13,499
I'm the ass-kicking clown
270
00:10:13,566 --> 00:10:15,461
that'll twist you
like a balloon animal.
271
00:10:15,529 --> 00:10:17,290
I will beat your head
against this bumper
272
00:10:17,358 --> 00:10:18,622
until the airbags deploy,
273
00:10:18,690 --> 00:10:22,093
so apologize
to my boyfriend right now!
274
00:10:22,128 --> 00:10:23,412
Apologize--
boyfriend?
275
00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:24,508
Apologize!
276
00:10:24,576 --> 00:10:26,006
Okay. I'm sorry.
277
00:10:26,838 --> 00:10:28,220
I'm sorry.
278
00:10:31,788 --> 00:10:33,148
Let's go.
We're gonna be late.
279
00:10:45,067 --> 00:10:46,428
Mind if I come in?
280
00:10:46,462 --> 00:10:47,884
- Sure.
- All right.
281
00:10:49,159 --> 00:10:50,101
Come here.
282
00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:53,624
Why you bounce
so sad?
283
00:10:53,716 --> 00:10:55,212
I told all my jokes.
284
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,813
It turns out
I'm not the funny guy.
285
00:10:58,445 --> 00:11:00,897
The right girl will find you
when it's time,
286
00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:04,433
even though I'm gonna hate
losing you to another woman.
287
00:11:04,594 --> 00:11:06,222
You'll never lose me, Mom.
288
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,287
I'll always love you,
no matter what.
289
00:11:08,354 --> 00:11:11,614
Oh.
290
00:11:11,649 --> 00:11:14,227
You see right there?
You need no tricks.
291
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:17,176
Just be the sweet, wonderful
little boy that you are.
292
00:11:17,668 --> 00:11:19,963
Sweet little boy--
Got it.
293
00:11:20,264 --> 00:11:21,797
She won't know
what hit her.
294
00:11:24,986 --> 00:11:27,617
Hey, Manny, want to make
a sweet comb sheath?
295
00:11:27,648 --> 00:11:29,236
Could not be a worse time,
Claire.
296
00:11:31,689 --> 00:11:32,346
Oh.
297
00:11:32,871 --> 00:11:35,193
It's so peaceful and quiet
over here.
298
00:11:35,266 --> 00:11:36,272
Ha ha.
299
00:11:36,273 --> 00:11:38,693
If you came over here to gloat,
I already know it's a dud.
300
00:11:38,728 --> 00:11:40,304
Actually, I came
to give you this.
301
00:11:41,253 --> 00:11:42,549
It's your
favorite flavor--
302
00:11:42,617 --> 00:11:43,716
Blue.
303
00:11:44,145 --> 00:11:45,143
Thanks, honey.
304
00:11:45,891 --> 00:11:47,397
And your hair
looks really nice.
305
00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:50,208
Mm, thanks.
I've been combing it all day.
306
00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:53,229
All right,
let's all give Luke a big hand
307
00:11:53,264 --> 00:11:56,031
for being so brave.
308
00:11:56,066 --> 00:11:58,682
It feels so weird.
What does it eat?
309
00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:01,161
Oh, just little-boy brains.
310
00:12:01,479 --> 00:12:03,569
Well, at least luke's
got nothing to worry about.
311
00:12:03,772 --> 00:12:05,042
Is there mayo
in this?
312
00:12:05,077 --> 00:12:06,035
No, you're good.
313
00:12:06,534 --> 00:12:10,744
Um, so, I was thinking that
maybe we could go slip away.
314
00:12:10,826 --> 00:12:12,564
So, does anyone want
to pet the iguana?
315
00:12:12,589 --> 00:12:15,328
Hells, yes.
Oh, man.
316
00:12:16,114 --> 00:12:17,777
I love lizards.
317
00:12:18,045 --> 00:12:19,138
What's his name?
318
00:12:19,207 --> 00:12:20,630
Her name is Lizzy.
319
00:12:20,938 --> 00:12:24,358
Wow.
I totally get that.
320
00:12:24,530 --> 00:12:26,061
You don't deserve this.
321
00:12:26,395 --> 00:12:26,995
What?
322
00:12:27,424 --> 00:12:29,086
Hot reptile chick,
323
00:12:29,154 --> 00:12:30,766
you know,
probably has her own apartment,
324
00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:33,878
obviously okay
touching gross stuff.
325
00:12:33,946 --> 00:12:36,245
- They're just talking.
- You're right.
326
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:38,699
Dylan's far too sophisticated
to get sucked in by
327
00:12:38,767 --> 00:12:40,786
a single lady
with tons of cool tattoos.
328
00:12:40,821 --> 00:12:41,661
Hey.
329
00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:44,183
- I think it peed on me.
- Oh, no.
330
00:12:44,323 --> 00:12:46,030
No way,
mother nature.
331
00:12:46,453 --> 00:12:47,907
I can't believe
he does that.
332
00:12:51,099 --> 00:12:52,545
Hey, what am I missing,
guys?
333
00:12:52,978 --> 00:12:54,474
Aw, geez, Gloria.
334
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,703
Jay, look!
I go high!
335
00:12:56,771 --> 00:12:57,798
Look, look!
336
00:12:58,067 --> 00:12:59,786
Hey, guys, hit the road.
337
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:01,769
Come on, you're family men.
Come on, scat.
338
00:13:02,458 --> 00:13:04,187
Great job, buddy.
339
00:13:04,254 --> 00:13:07,117
Now comes the fun part.
Rappel down.
340
00:13:07,414 --> 00:13:08,866
It's really high.
341
00:13:09,410 --> 00:13:12,257
You have nothing to fear
but fear itself...
342
00:13:13,236 --> 00:13:15,206
and the concrete,
but I'm right here, buddy.
343
00:13:15,278 --> 00:13:16,778
Okay, just catch me.
344
00:13:16,813 --> 00:13:18,680
I am brave.
345
00:13:18,758 --> 00:13:20,354
Roller coasters?
Love them.
346
00:13:20,421 --> 00:13:22,816
Scary movies? I've seen
"Ghostbusters" like seven times.
347
00:13:22,882 --> 00:13:24,722
I regularly drive
through neighborhoods
348
00:13:24,757 --> 00:13:26,367
that have only recently
been gentrified.
349
00:13:26,542 --> 00:13:28,756
So, yeah, I'm pretty much
not afraid of anything...
350
00:13:29,170 --> 00:13:30,998
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, everybody!
351
00:13:31,066 --> 00:13:32,118
Quit your clowning around.
352
00:13:32,153 --> 00:13:33,684
That's my job!
353
00:13:34,955 --> 00:13:36,509
Except clowns.
354
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:40,412
Never shared that with the fam,
so
355
00:13:40,479 --> 00:13:42,049
I do have an image
to maintain.
356
00:13:42,243 --> 00:13:44,532
I am not really sure
where the fear comes from.
357
00:13:44,612 --> 00:13:46,534
My mother says it's because,
when I was a kid,
358
00:13:46,569 --> 00:13:49,314
I found a dead clown
in the woods, but who knows?
359
00:13:50,359 --> 00:13:51,489
Hey! Oh!
360
00:13:51,556 --> 00:13:53,052
Well, you must be
the birthday boy.
361
00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:55,316
Wow.
Is that you, Uncle Cam?
362
00:13:55,448 --> 00:13:57,809
Well, no,
I'm Fizbo the Clown.
363
00:13:57,876 --> 00:13:59,293
I don't know
who this "Uncle Cam" is.
364
00:13:59,294 --> 00:14:01,564
But he sure sounds handsome,
doesn't he?
365
00:14:01,902 --> 00:14:03,998
- Hey, who likes balloon animals?
- I do! I do!
366
00:14:04,660 --> 00:14:05,523
It's just Cam.
367
00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:07,256
It's just Cam.
368
00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:08,388
You all right?
369
00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:09,851
What? Yeah.
370
00:14:09,919 --> 00:14:11,315
No, I just have
kind of a...
371
00:14:11,565 --> 00:14:14,197
complicated relationship
with clowns.
372
00:14:14,243 --> 00:14:16,015
Oh, well,
join the club.
373
00:14:20,594 --> 00:14:24,383
Look, I came on strong
with that whole funny-guy bit.
374
00:14:24,451 --> 00:14:26,672
This is me
just being myself.
375
00:14:27,645 --> 00:14:30,390
Okay. Hey, do you know
who that boy is over there?
376
00:14:30,506 --> 00:14:32,234
Oh. That's Dylan.
377
00:14:32,302 --> 00:14:33,850
He's Haley's boyfriend.
378
00:14:34,664 --> 00:14:36,719
He's so cute and tall.
379
00:14:37,025 --> 00:14:39,750
I'm still growing.
Give me a break.
380
00:14:41,550 --> 00:14:44,819
Pardon me, miss, but this
little doggy needs a new home.
381
00:14:44,875 --> 00:14:46,450
Oh, thank you.
382
00:14:48,868 --> 00:14:50,663
That's quite an impressive getup
you got there.
383
00:14:50,731 --> 00:14:51,670
Well, thank you, Jay.
384
00:14:52,061 --> 00:14:53,878
Oh, by the way, you have
something on your shoulder.
385
00:14:55,354 --> 00:14:57,779
That's good.
386
00:14:57,813 --> 00:15:00,030
Never mind.
It was nothing.
387
00:15:00,429 --> 00:15:01,237
Yeah, we're done here.
388
00:15:10,922 --> 00:15:13,919
So, do you keep these at,
like, a zoo or something?
389
00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:15,113
No, I just keep them
at my place.
390
00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:16,244
That's awesome.
391
00:15:16,829 --> 00:15:17,869
I only have a cat.
392
00:15:17,975 --> 00:15:18,589
Yeah?
393
00:15:19,139 --> 00:15:20,416
I used to have a cat.
394
00:15:20,636 --> 00:15:22,864
I was just messing
with you before,
395
00:15:22,932 --> 00:15:25,608
but, seriously,
he's still talking to her?
396
00:15:27,654 --> 00:15:28,359
On it.
397
00:15:29,489 --> 00:15:30,428
You know,
this is one of--
398
00:15:30,452 --> 00:15:31,703
I feel like Britney Spears.
399
00:15:31,738 --> 00:15:33,032
You're so funny.
400
00:15:34,554 --> 00:15:36,442
You kinda do look like
Britney Spears.
401
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:37,136
- Oh really?
- I was kidding.
402
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:40,073
Um, anyway,
this is probably my favourite.
403
00:15:40,108 --> 00:15:41,686
Hey, Jungle Lady,
404
00:15:41,895 --> 00:15:44,205
I think-- I think
one of your bugs got out.
405
00:15:44,357 --> 00:15:46,053
What? This one?
406
00:15:46,088 --> 00:15:48,314
This box thing here--
It's on its side, empty.
407
00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:50,609
- Oh, my God, where did it go?
- Is everything okay?
408
00:15:50,610 --> 00:15:53,481
No, I lost a poisonous scorpion,
and I need to find it.
409
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:57,063
Okay, kids, um, let's all tuck
our pants into our socks,
410
00:15:57,131 --> 00:15:58,859
avoid shady, moist places,
411
00:15:58,926 --> 00:16:01,383
and let's make a game
of looking where we step.
412
00:16:07,157 --> 00:16:08,769
- Is he okay?
- Can we see him?
413
00:16:08,770 --> 00:16:10,498
He's in with the doctor
right now.
414
00:16:12,088 --> 00:16:13,360
These things happen,
right,
415
00:16:13,395 --> 00:16:15,023
no matter how careful
you are?
416
00:16:15,089 --> 00:16:18,116
Hey, look what Grandpa
gave me-- a crossbow.
417
00:16:18,183 --> 00:16:19,347
Sweetie,
that does not look safe.
418
00:16:19,414 --> 00:16:21,210
Don't worry. He's gonna
show me how to use it.
419
00:16:21,279 --> 00:16:23,487
Yeah, that's
what I'm afraid of.
420
00:16:23,573 --> 00:16:25,008
Come on, you ready?
421
00:16:27,501 --> 00:16:29,891
Oh, my God, you are not
making comb sheaths.
422
00:16:29,926 --> 00:16:30,910
I am, and I know.
423
00:16:30,971 --> 00:16:32,519
It's really lame.
Everybody hates it.
424
00:16:32,587 --> 00:16:34,843
No, it's just like, uh,
Donna Rigby's party.
425
00:16:34,878 --> 00:16:37,610
Exactly, yes, and it has
the beads and everything.
426
00:16:37,676 --> 00:16:39,737
Oh, amazing.
This is awesome.
427
00:16:40,438 --> 00:16:43,089
Wow.
So, Cam's a clown.
428
00:16:43,099 --> 00:16:44,723
- I got you!
- Yeah.
429
00:16:45,328 --> 00:16:47,552
- I totally got you!
- And there's mine.
430
00:16:48,354 --> 00:16:49,917
Do think it's weird
that we both chose people
431
00:16:49,985 --> 00:16:51,493
- who are so--
- Uninhibited?
432
00:16:51,528 --> 00:16:53,813
I was gonna say embarrassing,
but, yeah.
433
00:16:54,043 --> 00:16:55,980
Look at them, though.
They're the life of the party.
434
00:16:57,037 --> 00:16:58,984
- Oh yeah.
- You know, I got to say,
435
00:16:59,346 --> 00:17:02,285
for all his craziness,
I love my clown.
436
00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:04,771
Me too.
They're good for us.
437
00:17:05,171 --> 00:17:06,615
I would've totally tanked
this party.
438
00:17:06,683 --> 00:17:10,061
Oh, and I would've gotten
my butt kicked at a gas station.
439
00:17:10,384 --> 00:17:11,365
Sorry?
440
00:17:11,474 --> 00:17:13,735
It turns out Fizbo
is a real badass.
441
00:17:13,801 --> 00:17:15,537
Aah! Aah! Scorpion!
442
00:17:15,572 --> 00:17:16,961
Scorpion! Scorpion!
443
00:17:17,029 --> 00:17:19,637
Scorpion!
444
00:17:19,855 --> 00:17:21,219
Scorpion!
445
00:17:21,287 --> 00:17:24,148
No, no. Too close.
Too close.
446
00:17:24,183 --> 00:17:25,260
Too close.
447
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:26,941
What the hell? Oh!
448
00:17:27,008 --> 00:17:28,783
Oh, crap!
449
00:17:31,699 --> 00:17:33,227
Oh, my God!
450
00:17:39,151 --> 00:17:40,832
Bianca, I'm coming.
451
00:17:43,108 --> 00:17:44,802
Who else is in there?
Get out!
452
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:47,711
Aaaahh!
453
00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:51,823
It turns out I'm not
the sweet guy or the funny guy.
454
00:17:51,890 --> 00:17:54,456
No, manny,
don't go in, por favor!
455
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:55,550
I must!
456
00:18:00,107 --> 00:18:01,797
I'm coming!
457
00:18:01,936 --> 00:18:04,525
Manny Delgado
is a man of action.
458
00:18:09,578 --> 00:18:10,023
Wait.
459
00:18:10,058 --> 00:18:11,315
My dog--
It's still in there.
460
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,001
I'll be right back.
461
00:18:23,459 --> 00:18:26,221
Ow! My arm!
462
00:18:26,256 --> 00:18:28,658
Sweetie? Luke?
463
00:18:28,693 --> 00:18:29,612
What--
what happened, buddy?
464
00:18:29,681 --> 00:18:30,909
What happened?
What happened, honey?
465
00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:32,625
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
what happened?
466
00:18:32,639 --> 00:18:34,870
I slipped
on these stupid beads.
467
00:18:35,352 --> 00:18:36,285
Oops.
468
00:18:36,299 --> 00:18:38,013
- Come on, here we go.
- Ow!
469
00:18:39,709 --> 00:18:40,636
How is he?
470
00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:41,920
Oh, he's gonna be fine.
471
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:44,898
Hi, honey. Hey, Manny.
How are you, kid?
472
00:18:44,933 --> 00:18:46,707
- Oh, there he is.
- Uh-oh, there he is.
473
00:18:46,757 --> 00:18:48,432
Poor thing!
474
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:52,483
Wow, everybody's here.
475
00:18:52,518 --> 00:18:54,647
Of course we are.
How's that busted flipper?
476
00:18:54,682 --> 00:18:56,654
- Okay.
- Sorry about today, buddy.
477
00:18:56,689 --> 00:18:58,835
- We'll try again next year, huh?
- Are you kidding?
478
00:18:58,870 --> 00:19:00,616
This was
the best birthday ever.
479
00:19:00,962 --> 00:19:01,512
What?
480
00:19:02,316 --> 00:19:03,381
I got a cast.
481
00:19:03,416 --> 00:19:04,650
You like
the cast?
482
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:05,804
I've always wanted one.
483
00:19:05,872 --> 00:19:08,388
After a few weeks,
they start to smell.
484
00:19:09,112 --> 00:19:11,081
You are so weird.
You know that?
485
00:19:11,116 --> 00:19:12,653
- Can I sign it?
- Sure.
486
00:19:12,688 --> 00:19:13,698
Hey, me first.
487
00:19:14,188 --> 00:19:14,679
Okay.
488
00:19:14,714 --> 00:19:16,339
If you'd asked me
before the party
489
00:19:16,374 --> 00:19:19,155
if I wanted there to be
a chain reaction of disasters
490
00:19:19,189 --> 00:19:20,241
that led to Luke
breaking his arm,
491
00:19:20,309 --> 00:19:22,098
I probably
would've said no.
492
00:19:22,889 --> 00:19:24,002
Probably?
493
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:27,090
Prob-- definit-- Definitely not,
would not want that.
494
00:19:27,861 --> 00:19:30,605
But one way or another,
495
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,755
Luke was the center
of attention on his birthday,
496
00:19:32,883 --> 00:19:34,392
and the whole family
was together,
497
00:19:36,318 --> 00:19:37,667
just the way
it should be.
498
00:19:38,339 --> 00:19:40,866
Fizbo delivery!
I brought the cake!
499
00:19:45,763 --> 00:19:46,651
I can't do this.
500
00:19:47,443 --> 00:19:48,316
Okay, I'm out.
501
00:19:53,408 --> 00:19:55,061
Cake!
502
00:19:56,950 --> 00:19:59,650
Blow-- blow the candle,
Luke. Blow the candle.
503
00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:06,111
Bianca Douglas called me
three times tonight.
504
00:20:06,584 --> 00:20:08,014
I'm not gonna lie to you.
505
00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:09,447
I'm starting
to feel smothered.
506
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:13,609
I really like my cast,
but it's starting to itch.
507
00:20:13,969 --> 00:20:16,679
Good thing my mom made me
this personal scratcher.
508
00:20:18,194 --> 00:20:20,338
Oh, that's good stuff.
509
00:20:20,622 --> 00:20:22,985
If another woman
is messing with your man,
510
00:20:23,349 --> 00:20:24,916
you have to get proactive.
511
00:20:25,079 --> 00:20:26,791
I don't care
how pretty she is
512
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:29,257
or how many stupid reptiles
she has,
513
00:20:29,471 --> 00:20:31,515
she tries to take
what's mine,
514
00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:33,811
girlfriend's gonna
get stung.
515
00:20:36,248 --> 00:20:38,953
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