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Guys, stop what you're doing.I have something to tell you.
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Is it bad news? Is
it Dad's pacemaker?
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Should I sit down or stand up?
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Just to be safe, I'm gonnasplit the difference and lean.
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I just heard on the radio
that in England,
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they call boloney "polony."
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I don't like it. It's arrogant.
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I got to go to the bank.
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Or as they call it in England,
the "pank."
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We're not doing that, Lowell.
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Copy that.
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[phone chimes]
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Lowell just got a text.
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Hey, come on. That's personal.
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Don't read it.
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It's from his ex-wife.
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Read it.
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[high-pitched]:
"Hey, Lowell..."
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Normal voice.
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"Hey, Lowell, can we gettogether for a drink?
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It's not about the kids,it's about us."
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"Us"? They don't have
an us anymore.
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What do you think she wants?
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Sex. Men and women
only drink together
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to loosen up for boom-boom time.
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This is not good.
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Lowell was devastated
after she cheated on him.
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Look, if he thinks he has
another chance with her,
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he'll jump at it.
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Then she'll break his heart
and we'll be knee-deep
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in man tears again.
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Remember how loud he cries?
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It was the worst sound
I've ever heard.
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And I saw a documentary
on a marching band
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that got sucked up by a twister.
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You know, all the horns.
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All right.
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O-Okay, let's think
about this. Um...
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Oh. What if we stop
it before it happens?
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We'll delete Jen's text,
Lowell won't text her back,
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the whole thing goes away.
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Let's do it.Okay.
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Uh... I don't know how to do it.
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Right there, that's delete.Yeah, that deletes
the whole chain.
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How do you delete just one text?
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I got it.You're highlighting it.
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That's copy and paste.
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You just took a picture of us.
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[car door closes]
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Oh, no, he's back.
He can't see this text.
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What do we do?Uh... Just take it.
Take the whole damn phone.
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I don't want it.
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Just stash it somewhere.
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Not there.
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It's all right, we're family.Come on...
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I forgot my phone.
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Ah.
Right on.
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I pulledonto Old Town Road
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and asked Siri to play
"Old Town Road," like I do.
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But when she didn't,
I thought she was ignoring me,
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so I asked louder and louder
until I realized
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I didn't have my phone
and I was shouting at myself.
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If I had a nickel.
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Right?[laughter]
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[sighs]Huh.
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It's not here.
Hmm.
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Well, I hope you're
not suggesting
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that it's in Adam's pants.
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♪
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[door opens]
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Hey. Sorry I'm late for dinner.
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Oh, dinner.
That's why I came in here.
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I stopped by Dad's after work
to check on him.
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Oh, yeah? How is he adjustingto life with the new pacemaker?
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Well, he seemed fine,
but I could tell
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they were hurrying me out.
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Especially when Dad said,
"Hurry and get out."
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Well, y-you thinkhe's not feeling well
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and he's trying to hide it?
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Something's going on.
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I need to get
to the bottom of it.
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When's dinner?
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I have been down here
working on it for hours.
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I am only one person.
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Uh, hey,
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uh, Katie, can you go
check on Grandpa?
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Snoop around, see how he's doingand report back to me?
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I don't like the idea of spying.
Well...
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I'll give you $20.
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Okay. I'll do
anything for money.
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Well, that's comforting
to a father.
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I'll go after school tomorrow.
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ANDI:Uh...
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W-Why do you have
an extra cell phone?
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[gasps]
Oh.
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Is it a burner
for your secret second family?
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Yeah. Is that gonna
be a problem?
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No, but...
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Maybe you could fill up
your other wife's DVR
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with Finding Bigfoot.
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[chuckles]
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This is Lowell's phone.
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Jen texted him that she wanted
to meet for a drink.
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Well, I didn't want him
to see it and be tempted
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to get back together with her.
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So you stole his phone?
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Well, we tried to delete
just the one text,
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but I think you can only do thatfrom Apple headquarters.
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Yeah. Look, you got to giveLowell his phone back.
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All right? If you're concernedfor your friend,
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just tell him you're worriedbecause you care about him.
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That's not how we do it.
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I steal his phone.
That's how we do it.
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Look, I agree with you,
Jen is terrible for him.
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Okay? But Lowell's a grown man.
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You need to let him
make his own choices.
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I'm a grown man.
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You don't let me
make my own choices.
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[chuckles]: Honey,
give Lowell his phone back.
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You know,
I don't have these problems
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with my secret second family.
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I'm the boss over there.
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When's Lowell getting here?
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I'm pulling up his locationon Find My Friends.
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He's in the living room!
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Oh, that's right.We have his phone.
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I still think it's a mistaketo give this back.
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I know how to get rid of it.
Give it to one of the kids
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and tell them, "Don't lose it."We'll never see it again.
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Why didn't you guys
just delete the text?
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It can't be done.
We don't work for NASA, Marcy.
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It's two steps: edit, delete.
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I know because I deleted all
of Don's texts about polony.
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It's what the British
people call boloney.
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I don't like it. It's arrogant.
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You and I are
so made for each other.
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[door opens]
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Hey, what's up?Hey, Lowell.
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Uh, have a seat.I can't stay long.
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I'm meeting a guy who respondedto my lost phone flyer.
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He said to meet him in an alleyand to wear a tank top
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and gym shorts
so he knows it's me.
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Uh-huh. In the future, maybe
run that stuff by us, okay?
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Right. Uh, so,Lowell, um,
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how are you feeling about
your ex-wife these days?
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I'm finally in a good place.
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I haven't hackedinto her e-mail in months.
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You broke into her e-mail?
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Yeah, I have Jen's password, andevery night after the divorce,
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I would curl up in her old
sweatshirt and read her inbox.
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That sounded sexy,
but I know it's sad.
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But you're over her now?
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Totally and completely.
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Okay, well, then, I guessyou can have your phone back.
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Don took it.
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Yeah.
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Because-because Jen texted you,
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and we didn't want you
to overreact.
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Oh, that's no big deal.We text each other
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all the time about the kids--A drink?!
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She wants to get a drink.
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Okay, hold on, hold on,don't get too excited.
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We're getting back together.Jump up and down with me.Oh.
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Yeah, no-- Uh, Lowell,
I-I'm wearing the wrong bra.
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Yeah. No jumping, no-- I thoughtyou said you were over her.
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That was whenshe didn't want me back.
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Now she wants me back.
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I'm back!
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I'm answering her.
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"Where and when?"ANDI:
Okay...
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[sighs] Lowell, just because
Jen wants a one-nighter
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doesn't mean that she
wants to get back together.
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That's right, Andi.Tell him.
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Yeah, well, she could
just be using you.
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I mean, ladies like
cheap sex, too.
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Well, don't lie to him.
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[phone chimes]
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[gasps]
She answered.
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"I'm staying at the Bainbridge
Hotel this weekend.
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Let's get a drink tomorrow."
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She definitely wants me back.
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What? How do you figure?
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The Bainbridge is where
we had our first date.
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It's the most romantic spot
in our pantheon of love.
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Mm-hmm. Does your pantheonhave a cheater's basement?
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Huh?
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'Cause she really steamed up
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the windows down there.
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That's true. She's put youthrough a lot of polony.
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No.
No.
No.
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Okay, okay.
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Why would Jen be staying
at the Bainbridge tonight
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if she's meeting
you tomorrow?
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That's a great question, Andi.
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Doesn't make any sense.
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Unless she's preparing
our love nest.
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She probably wants me
to stay over tomorrow.
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I should pack a bag.
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[stammering] Wait. Lowell,
you're making a big mistake.
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You're right.Play it cool.
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I'll wear two pairsof underwear just to be safe.
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One dressy, one everyday.
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He's in for a world of hurt.
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Well, there's got
to be something we can do.
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Well, there was.
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Not give him back his phone.
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All right, nobody
likes that guy.
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Okay, uh...Ooh, all right.
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Don and I will go down
to the Bainbridge
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to talk to Jen
and find out her intentions.
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If she's just toying
with Lowell,
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we'll tell her
to leave him alone.
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Oh. You guys are doing
a good thing.MARCY: Yeah.
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Yeah.I just wish we didn't have to goto the Bainbridge to do it.
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They charge ten bucks
for parking.Oh. I tell you what.
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If you drive,I'll let you pay for parking.
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That sounds fair.
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Wait a minute.
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No. That's right.Yeah.
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Hello?
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Grandpa?
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Is everybody okay?
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JOE:
Bev, if you're gonna
talk dirty, talk louder.
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You know I don't
hear too good.
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MAN: Welcome to
the Bainbridge Hotel.
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May I help you?Yeah.
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We're looking for a guest
staying here-- Jen Franklin.
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Ms. Franklin's bachelorette
party is in the hotel bar.
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Bachelorette party?
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Well, Jen's
getting married?
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By any chance, is she marryinga guy named Lowell?
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What kind of person has
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their ex meet her where
they had their first date
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to tell him she's
marrying another guy?
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I'm giving Jen
a piece of my mind.
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Ask if they validate parking.
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Aah.
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We're looking for Jen Franklin.
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[gasps]
The strippers are here! Oh!
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We're not strippers.
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Hold on. Let's seehow this plays out.
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You guys can't start the show
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till Jen comes down
from her room.
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Did you use a Groupon?
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Groupon? Hey, I did not come
here to get my feelings hurt.
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And if I was a stripper,
you'd be paying full price.
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Let's go, Don.
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You just talked yourselfout of the full Monty, lady.
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So not only does Jen not want toget back together with Lowell,
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she's marrying someone else.
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I can't believe that.
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And in sexier news, Adam and I
were mistaken for strippers.
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I believe that.
254
00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:56,830
Thanks, baby.
255
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:03,488
You're awfully quiet
over there, Andi.
256
00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:05,882
Huh?
257
00:11:05,926 --> 00:11:07,797
Oh, yeah, yeah, youcan shake your moneymaker.
258
00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:10,713
Look, I-I just...I'm worried about Lowell.
259
00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:13,368
I mean, he's notgonna take this well.Which is
260
00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:15,849
exactly why I stolehis phone to begin with.
261
00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:18,329
All right, so we'll tell
Lowell the news, and then...
262
00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:19,940
you will make him feel better
263
00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:22,594
by telling him how muchhe means to you as a friend.
264
00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:24,161
[laughs]
I'm not doing that.
265
00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,904
Men don't talk about feelings.
266
00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:30,472
Lowell tells you how he feelsabout you all the time.
267
00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:32,387
Yeah, and it's
really uncomfortable.
268
00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:34,911
I wish he'd steal
my phone instead.
269
00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:36,347
[door opens]
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ADAM:Hey, Katie.
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How was Grandpa?I don't want to
talk about it.
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00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:43,093
Whoa, wait, what-what...
what did you...
273
00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:44,878
what did you find out?
274
00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:46,967
That you might have
a little brother coming soon.
275
00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:55,845
So, Lowell, we havesomething to tell you,
276
00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:58,718
and there... there'sno easy way to say it.
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00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:00,981
So... Marcy, say it.
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00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:06,638
Thank you, Andi.Yeah.
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Lowell,
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today we found out--
Andi, you finish.
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00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:15,865
That Jen--
back to you, Marcy.
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00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:18,999
Is-- Andi?Getting-- Marcy?
283
00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:20,783
M...
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00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,045
Andi?
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00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:24,091
Oh, for cryingout loud. Lowell...
286
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Jen's getting married again.
287
00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:27,094
What?
288
00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:29,879
We're sorry that you
had to hear it from us.
289
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,751
Who is she marrying?
290
00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:33,187
I looked up
her wedding registry--
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it's some guy named Ira Stone.
292
00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:35,972
Ira Stone?
293
00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:38,235
He was my divorce lawyer.
294
00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:42,283
I bet that's why she got
all your money.
295
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,027
What? Someone already said that?
296
00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:51,509
Why am I the one who
always gets hurt?
297
00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:53,424
When's it gonna be herturn
to cry so loud
298
00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:55,209
the neighbors call the police
because they think a cat
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00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:56,514
is stuck in the wall?
300
00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:01,476
Oh, Lowell, I know it's hard,but-but we're here for you.
301
00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:04,044
Yeah. We'll help
you rise above.
302
00:13:04,087 --> 00:13:06,307
Or... we can help you
sink below.
303
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:07,830
You don't always have
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to be on the losing end.
305
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:10,746
You may not be able
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00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:11,965
to get her back,
307
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:13,836
but you canget her back.
308
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,664
You just said
the same thing twice.
309
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,625
Adam is talking about the
dish best served cold.
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00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:23,411
Jell-O?
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00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:27,154
Revenge, Don.
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00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:28,503
I'm talking about revenge.
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What do you think?
314
00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:32,376
Let's do it.
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00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:33,551
Nice!
All right!Attaboy!
316
00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:34,988
All right,let's get to work.
317
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:37,164
You have Jen's e-mail password--there's got to be
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some part of her life
we can screw up.
319
00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:40,994
You bet your bippy there is.
320
00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:44,388
I'll go home
and get the password.
321
00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:46,477
One quick cry in her sweatshirt,and I'll be back.
322
00:13:50,307 --> 00:13:51,526
[door opens]
323
00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:55,182
I found Kate's purse
at our place.
324
00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:57,010
I guess she left
it there when...
325
00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:58,968
well, you know.
326
00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:00,970
What? I don't know.
327
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:03,973
She caught your father and me
in a compromising position.
328
00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:05,627
[gasps]Or positions.
329
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:08,543
I'm not sure how long
she was standing there.
330
00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:12,112
Ma, don't say"positions" to me.
331
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:14,723
Poor Katie.
332
00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:18,074
No wonder she was askingto go to church.
333
00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:21,077
Your father's new pacemaker
has had some side effects.
334
00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:23,166
It's made him very randy.
335
00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,472
Okay, thanks for stopping by.
336
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:27,170
I mean, he's
like a new man.
337
00:14:27,214 --> 00:14:29,999
We haven't done some of
that stuff since Nixon.
338
00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:32,915
Seriously, you haveto stop talking
339
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,004
before this whole houseturns to ash.
340
00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:36,919
Wait. I need a favor.
341
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:39,400
Ask your dad to turn
down his pacemaker.
342
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:41,141
A little.
Nothing dangerous.
343
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:44,013
I just need time to
run a few errands.
344
00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:47,321
Fine. I can't do it right now.I'm in the middle
345
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:49,105
of something.Okay. Make it soon.
346
00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:52,326
I haven't finished a crossword
in a week-- they're piling up.
347
00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:56,939
What'd your mom want?
348
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,810
To ruin my day.
349
00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:01,857
Did you get
Jen's password?
350
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,076
Yep. Here you go.
351
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,425
Okay.
352
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:06,166
You had to write this down?
353
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:08,951
Well, it's just a random jumbleof letters and numbers.
354
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,562
Lowell, it's "Down2play24-7."
355
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:16,132
I saidit's random.
356
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,266
Okay, honey, sure.
357
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:22,530
Uh, okay, I opened
Jen's e-mail.
358
00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:25,925
Look, she used a travel websiteto plan her honeymoon.
359
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,752
Flight, hotel.
360
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:30,886
It is perfectly bundledfor revenge.
361
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,235
It says "click link
362
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:34,759
to access itinerary."Mm-hmm.
363
00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:38,285
It wantsus to do it.
It doesn't like her, either.
364
00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:40,330
We're in!
365
00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:42,158
Ah! I've always wanted
to say that.
366
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:46,249
Jen booked two business classtickets to Hawaii.
367
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:48,904
Lowell, what do you wantto do about that?
368
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:52,255
I say let's move herto the back...
369
00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:54,823
Yeah.of business class.
370
00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:57,130
That way,
371
00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:59,262
when they pass outthe freshly baked cookies,
372
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:02,744
they won't be hot anymore,they'll just be warm.
373
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:06,008
Uh, okay,
374
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,271
you got to dial it up
a little, Lowell.
375
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:11,013
All right? Honey, move Jen
to the back of the plane
376
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:12,232
next to the
bathroom, huh?
377
00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:14,321
She put you in a
crappy situation.
378
00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:16,976
We're gonna do the
same thing to her.
379
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,281
MARCY:
Oh.
380
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:21,763
Click "modifyhotel reservation."
381
00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:24,026
Beachfront room?I don't think so.
382
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:26,594
Unless we fill itwith scorpions.
383
00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:31,860
Okay, now dial it
down a little.
384
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,688
Huh?
385
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:36,560
Okay, what's the worst room
in a hotel?
386
00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:38,171
Ground floor,parking lot view.
387
00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:40,173
It's what we always get.
388
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:43,263
I don't need an ocean view
when I got a Marcy view.Aw.
389
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:45,874
That's sweet.
I thought you were just cheap.
390
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,484
[chuckles]:
It's a little of both.
391
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,705
Okay. All set.
392
00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:54,230
The only thing left to do
is hit "confirm changes."
393
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:56,058
You do the honors.
394
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,668
[chuckles]
395
00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:01,063
I don't know.
396
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,369
What-what-what
don't you know?
397
00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:04,719
Well, maybe I should leavethe door open with Jen.
398
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:07,809
Yeah, she's marrying anotherman, but she cheated on me.
399
00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:09,985
She could cheaton him withme.
400
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,117
[groans]
401
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:15,338
Have you learned nothing
from this, Lowell?
402
00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:17,471
Jen is a horrible person.
403
00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:19,995
She's marrying your
divorce lawyer.
404
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,128
The guy you paid to
sue her pants off
405
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:23,781
took her pants off!
406
00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:26,784
Look, I have spent the last
year watching you suffer.
407
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:27,959
I won't do it again.
408
00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:29,613
I know, I know.
Because I wasn't
409
00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:30,788
productive at work.
410
00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,051
No. I mean yes.
411
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:33,400
But no.
412
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:34,401
You just keep
letting her
413
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:36,533
take advantage
of you, Lowell,
414
00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:38,231
and I can't stand it!
415
00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:40,798
Okay? I care about you.
You are part of this family,
416
00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:43,236
and damn it, we love you!
417
00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:47,501
Aw. You did it.
[chuckles]
418
00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:51,113
You yelledit,
but you did it.
419
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:54,247
Stand up for yourself
and push that button.
420
00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:59,078
I don't need to.
421
00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:03,038
I think I held onto the idea of Jen
422
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,954
because I was afraidI'd end up alone.
423
00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:09,914
But then you screamed at mefrom the heart.
424
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:12,961
Now I know I can...
425
00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:14,354
let hergo, because...
426
00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:15,703
I have you guys.
427
00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:17,052
Aw...Oh...
428
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,402
That's weird.Press the button.
429
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:21,970
Do it. Press it.
430
00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:26,105
No, okay?
We are proud of him,
431
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:29,325
and Don and I are taking you
out to dinner to celebrate.
432
00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:31,327
That's right,but you're gonna have to pay,
433
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:33,547
because I have no ideawhere I left my wallet.
434
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:38,029
[door closes]
435
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:40,380
Thanks, Adam.
436
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:44,166
Oh. Well, all right.
437
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,908
You see what you started?
438
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:58,311
Okay, let go, Lowell.
439
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:03,533
My arms did,but my heart never will.
440
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:12,063
Who talks like that?
441
00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:15,458
You love him.[stammers]
442
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:16,677
[chuckles]
443
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,984
And I love when you showyour sensitive side.
444
00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:22,335
I think it's hot.
445
00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:25,512
Well, that's why I like you morethan my secret second wife.
446
00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:26,513
Ah.
447
00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:28,123
[both laughing]
448
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,954
Why can't any of you keep
your hands off each other?!
449
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,392
[groans]
450
00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:38,655
Let's take this upstairs.
451
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:40,396
Absolutely.
Right behind you.
452
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,529
Oh, uh,
just got to do one thing.
453
00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:45,140
"Confirm changes."
454
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:48,622
That's for you
and your rude friends.
455
00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:50,667
"Groupon." Huh!
456
00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:01,156
Dad?
457
00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:03,680
Mom?
458
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:08,511
This is as far as I'm coming in.
459
00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:14,169
Hello?
460
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,215
I'm inside the house!
461
00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:19,653
It's okay. You-you don't
have to talk to Dad.
462
00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:21,437
I doubled up on my B12s.
463
00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:23,352
Everything's hunky-dory.
464
00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:25,267
Run along, boy.
465
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:27,182
This is grown-up time.
466
00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:31,969
I'm never comingback here again.
467
00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:40,935
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