Original subtitles

Osamu, man! Hurry up!

What are you doing?

Give us a break!

Don't be so fucking boring!

Get your arse in gear!

Yeah, yeah. I got it!

- Dickhead! - Don't you know how to play?

Shut up!

- What did he say? - He's on his way.

- Bloody late! - Bastard's late on purpose.

He's acting cool.

He's so desperate.

This is all for him, right?

I'm providing my room!

Well you don't really need us.

I need you here.

He's a pain in the arse.

- Need a hand? - It's the fourth time.

This year?

I'm a great cook, like Gordon Ramsay.

- Kidding? - I worked at Matsuya.

A beef bowl restaurant?

Well, I quit after a week.

I'm lonely. I need a girl.

I blew up on him and cursed him out.

God, I was yelling my guts out.

Stop talking and cook!

They'll be here soon.

And he asked where the Bristol was.

So you went there for today?

Yeah, that's right.

He was in the toilet for the disabled.

They're big.

He was changing when this real cripple came knocking hard.

So he pretended he was crippled.

Sorry, he said,

dangling the price tag.

That's what he'd do.

What's Bristol?

It's the name of a brand.

I've never heard of it.

Of course not.

- I thought so. - Pass that to me?

Is she cute?

- Who? - The chick.

Yuko? Yeah, she's cute.

Who does she look like?

Mariko Shinoda.

Mariko? No way!

Won't she be wasted on Osamu?

- Why? - Do you have to ask why?

- Why? Why? - If she's cute, I'll have her.

- Mariko, you said. - Yeah.

I love Mariko, really. I'm a big fan.

We call her Mariko.

- Because she...? - Yeah, looks like her.

Oh my god! That's awesome!

But we're introducing her to Osamu.

He's right, got it?

Hey, you're really serious. Let me shake your hand.

Hey, what's up? Been a while.

- Kaori's coming. - Really?

- No way! Seriously? - Yeah.

- Seriously? - Had no idea!

Didn't I tell you?

- Why? - We both know Yuko.

Didn't she say anything about me?

What?

A surprise?

Really? I can't wait.

You raised the bar.

She said I was funny? Are you serious?

- I'll ask her out. - Y... yeah, sure...

I'm so asking her out.

I am serious, really.

- Later, then. - I'm serious.

Who was that?

Naoki.

- He's going to drop in. - Great.

- I'll ask her out. - Really.

- I'm serious. - Yes, go for it!

I'm going for it.

I'm going for it!

I'm going for it!

I'm going to ride that pony!

Ride my pony! Ride my pony!

Got to cook.

Sure, go ahead, wow!

Why are you introducing Osamu to this girl?

Because he's single.

You're a really good friend.

A true friendship.

We just thought it'd be funny.

Give us a laugh.

Hey!

Shut up!

Let us go inside.

Hi everyone.

It's been ages!

- This is my friend. - Oh, hi.

I'm Naoki, his brother.

- Hey. - My girlfriend.

Oh, hi.

I'm Takashi.

I'm Tomoko. Koji's girlfriend.

Hey, have a seat.

Take it easy.

- You never told me! - 'Cos I didn't.

What is this?

Living off her?

Shut up!

- How old are you? - I'm 21.

Wow, you're a baby. I'm 27.

- What do you do? - University.

Wow, cool.

I got to cook, now.

Hey, where's Osamu?

Oh, he's probably wrestling some cripple.

What you on about?

Some cripple was giving him shit.

Some cripple came like this.

- What? - Counter punch!

- Get mine! - Dropped his glasses.

He buys new ones.

He's probably dead.

I need to piss.

- They're lost. - Really. I'll go get them.

- Don't worry. - It's dark around here.

She's coming with Yuko.

Wait.

Watch this!

You're blocking the screen!

Good evening.

I didn't expect you!

Come in, come in!

Why are you here?

It's been a while.

We met the other day!

You're late.

- Good evening. - Who are they?

Koji's brother, his girlfriend.

Hi, I'm Kaori.

Nice to meet you.

- Where's Yuko? - She's here.

- Yuko! - Can't get her shoes off.

Her feet are swollen.

You think so, right?

Kaori. Do you remember me?

- Of course I do! - Really?

You're Takashi, right?

- Yeah, you remembered! - Really? Really?

She remembered.

Say it again?

Takashi, right?

Wow!

Hey...

This is so embarrassing.

What is this?

Koji's brother and his girlfriend.

Nice to meet you.

- Everyone's... - You know what?

We must do the stocktaking.

- No way! - I knew you didn't know.

You're in panic.

I'm the manager and didn't know.

What is this all about?

We'll go out of business.

How you doing?

Good.

Yuko, this is Koji.

- Did you hear? - Mr. Yamakami?

Seriously?

It's a wig!

See I told you.

Yuta!

Come here!

Hang on a minute.

Anyone want to play this with me?

You do?

I will!

Are you okay, sir?

- Call an ambulance... - Okay.

- Can I help? - I'm almost done.

Oh no, no, no!

I'm doing good! I'm good at it!

Hello, Osamu, where are you?

You're late!

Hurry up, man.

Your Princess awaits you.

Okay?

Yes, bring your glass slipper.

Where are you?

Really, man. Now's the time and you're late!

Alright, shut up. Idiot!

He was waiting...

...for the best timing.

What's he thinking?

Such an idiot.

We're all here for him.

And he's making us wait?

Here he is!

What are you doing?

Stop, don't do that.

Osamu, you're late!

Your Princess is here!

Meet your Princess!

Hey, gather around.

Wait! Wait!

- Listen! - Go on.

- Time for a little fun! - Listen!

What kind of hairstyle is that?

Beckham... No, Ossham style!

Ossham style!

- Is that a new trend? - Yes, it's in style.

Get out of here. It's not!

Not in fashion.

- And the glasses...? - They're brand new!

Stand up.

Stand up!

This is Osamu.

- I'm Osamu. - I'm Yuko.

Introduce yourself, idiot!

First impressions are important.

- Do an impersonation! - No way!

Do Antonio Inoki!

Osamu, Bomaye!

C'mon, you bastard!

Isn't that Inoki?

I'm going to get you, you bastard.

- Your days are numbered! - I'm going to get you, you bastard.

What is it?

Why are you angry?

- Maybe it's Choshu? - Choshu?

Do it, you're Choshu now.

- Do it quick! - Are you angry?

Don't say you don't know.

- I'm not angry. - That's so old.

No, that's ancient!

Do you get it?

Five, four, three, two, one...

Calm down, guys!

No Osamu! Please, I beg you.

First impressions are vital!

Don't ruin the party man!

Could you fetch some beer, then?

- Koji, let's start. - Okay.

It's the last chance.

Do it right, man!

Okay, is everyone here?

Osamu's going to give us a cheers as Choshu.

Just say "I'm not angry", okay?

Who's this Choshu guy?

Hey, I don't know, either.

Okay, okay.

Here we go.

Are you angry?

Okay, five, four, three, two, one...

Don't keep us all waiting!

Okay, last chance. We're running out of time.

Okay, five, four, three, two, one...

I can't do this.

What do you mean you can't do this?

Say cheers!

What can I do with this guy?

Okay, I guess I'll have to do something.

Here I go.

Yes, yes, yes.

Drink, drink, drink!

Are you okay?

Ouch!

What are you doing?

Osamu. You're hurting the Princess!

Prince Osamu to the rescue!

Transform now!

Osamu! Osamu!

Hey, cut it out!

What the hell you want?

Are you kidding?

You're not funny at all!

- Are you angry? - I'm not angry!

You said it.

You guys heard it, right?

Okay, cheers.

Koji.

Tomoko.

Osamu.

Yuko.

Yuta.

Kaori.

Takashi.

Naoki.

Satomi.

BE MY BABY

Four hours later

I can't get through to her.

I wonder if Yuko's angry.

She just suddenly said she had to catch her train.

She must be angry.

Forget about it.

Maybe she's on the train?

Probably.

- I owe everything to Yuko, you know. - Really?

I really wanted it to be special for her today.

- Well, then it's okay. - Why?

You made a meal and you provided the place.

That's enough.

But the main guests didn't have a good time.

Well, that's not your fault.

If I looked after the two a bit better, he'd have really liked her.

Yuko's such a nice girl.

She's really a cute, lovely girl.

Didn't you think so?

Sorry. I couldn't tell.

Oh, it was all such a disaster!

Forget about it, okay.

That girl was such a dog.

Too much of a dog even for Osamu.

She was nothing like Mariko.

She was so big.

Such a fat face too.

I thought she was wearing a mask.

But I should have taken more care of them both.

- What? - I mean, both of them are quite shy.

So, I should have tried...

...and let them talk naturally.

Nobody was looking after them.

But Takashi was really great today.

I was really happy we had him.

He really tried to help Yuko out.

He tried make us laugh too.

He was so considerate.

I really wish I was more like him.

He's great, isn't he?

But you spent so much time talking to that dog.

Did you fancy her?

She was talking to Kaori. So I had to talk to her.

Kaori's so cute.

I really like her.

I'll ask her out.

I heard it before.

I think Kaori likes me too, you know.

- Really? - Our eyes met all the time.

No, I'm sure she likes me.

Oh, really?

I'll call her.

- Why? - Talk about the party?

And about that fat face dog?

I can't talk about that.

Can I call her?

At this timing?

Do what you like.

Hello.

I thought I told you not to call me.

What? Of course I'm with her.

I can't talk now, okay.

Okay, okay.

I'll e-mail you, okay?

The four of us could go for something to eat.

- Sure. - Really?

Let's invite Takashi too. It'll be lots of fun.

Okay, I'll e-mail Yuko.

I can't get through.

She's on the train.

Yeah. Maybe I'll call her later.

Whatever.

But what do you think?

What are my chances with Kaori?

Listen,

you need to learn to behave yourself first.

- What? - Just now.

I mean, you barely know Koji, right?

He's my friend.

Was I out of order?

Forget about it.

- You really don't mind? - What?

The four of us going out.

Course I don't mind.

- Are you angry? - No, I'm not angry.

That's okay then.

Oh, It's Kaori.

Hello?

Yes, I called.

What?

You missed your train?

Where are you now?

You're in a taxi?

Why don't you come over then?

What?

What? Really? Of course I don't mind.

Come over.

Call me from the station.

I'll come and pick you up.

I'll come and get you there.

No problem.

I don't mind at all.

Okay, bye.

Oh my god, she's coming over.

Whose place is this?

- Do you mind? - Not really.

Sorry. I'll go and get her.

- Need anything? - No.

Hey, bro?

Sorry we went suddenly today.

That's okay.

I felt a bit of a strange vibe today.

It wasn't your fault.

Was your girl okay about it?

She seemed to be a bit left out of things.

No, she was okay.

Hey...

What did you think of her?

Kind of a cutie, I thought.

Really? That's good.

Maybe the four of us can go out for a bite soon?

Yeah, why not.

Okay.

See you then.

Who was that?

- Naoki. - What did he say?

- Not much really. - Oh.

I forgot something.

- What? - My shades.

You're such an idiot!

Off I go!

Hope you get run over.

Were you on the phone?

Yeah, my brother. He called me.

Oh, your brother.

He was worried about you.

About me?

He felt sorry for you being left out.

No, not all. It was fun.

Really? That's okay then.

Just a bit nervous with so many people.

Yeah, it was all a bit heavy.

What do they all do?

All the guys have part-time jobs.

Oh, they do actually work.

And all the girls work in shops.

I see.

That's why they're all so similar.

Yeah, you're right.

Koji and Tomoko want to go out for a meal with us.

That would be nice.

You know, Naoki just mentioned it...

Why didn't you talk to his girlfriend today?

She was completely left out the whole time.

I had to care for Yuko.

But you noticed about her.

Yes, I did. I'm sorry.

That's okay.

It just bothered me a little.

You're angry.

No, not exactly.

- Yes. Hello. - Hi.

- Hi. What's up? - Did you call Osamu?

No.

He's stuck with that dog. Better see what's going on.

Sorry to ask but can you check up on him?

Okay. I'll call him.

Please come in.

Sorry.

Are you sure it's okay?

It's such a mess.

No...

- It's nice. - Have a seat.

Thank you.

You're very kind.

Oh, excuse me.

- Hello? - Are you okay?

Yeah, yeah.

I'm sorry we hooked you up with that dog.

No, that's okay.

Koji and Takashi were worried too.

Really?

We'll make it up to you, okay?

Yeah, sure.

See you then.

Um...

I'm really sorry. I feel as if I'm intruding.

No. It's really fine.

I live really close by so I can go anytime.

Oh.

Hey...

- Where are you going? - To take a shower.

- But we were talking. - Thought we'd finished.

You said it was okay.

Is it okay because I said it is?

Is it?

Okay, drop it.

- But... - Enough. Go take a shower.

I'll go buy some drinks.

No, that's okay.

Just round the corner.

No, really, it's okay. Honestly.

Thank you...

- Come in. - Hi there.

Oh, so many shoes! Sorry, I stepped on some.

- Take you shoes off here. - Thanks.

Come in, come in.

You're like a steward.

Hi there.

It has a lived in smell.

Does it stink?

No, not a stink. A sort of guy smell.

Tell us if it stinks.

Don't worry about that.

Have a seat.

Thanks so much.

Sorry to barge in.

I was going to stay with Yuko.

But I couldn't get through to her.

Good friends?

Yeah, we work together.

We go clubbing too.

She goes clubbing.

Of course she does.

I didn't mean anything by that.

Liar!

Yuta?

We've got a guest.

I was checking' e-mails.

Look, sorry to disturb you.

No problem. Do you want a drink?

Yes, please.

Thanks.

We don't have anything.

That's okay.

I'll go get something.

- Sure? - Yeah, I'm hungry.

Beer okay?

Yes.

Sorry about this.

Let me buy.

It's okay.

Want something?

A Cocktail can.

Anything to eat?

- Some thing to nibble. - Okay, got it.

Thanks.

Who was that?

A friend.

Sorry.

Will this do?

Thanks.

Do you want tea or water?

I'll have the tea.

This is nice.

Nice place for two guys.

You think so?

Do you get along?

We go way back.

Sorry, you must be sleepy.

I have one of these too.

That's okay. I've got this.

Oh, I see.

In that case, go ahead.

Good night, then.

What?

Nothing.

What? What?

Can you...

...sit over here?

- Why? - I've got something to tell you.

What?

Well, the thing is...

What?

Well, Kaori, you see...

Well, I really...

...like you.

What?

No, sorry, I mean...

No, that's okay.

So, what do you think?

Well...

Me too.

I like you.

Really?

- You're not kidding? - No, really.

Really, really?

Really? Really?

Boyfriend.

- Girlfriend? - Girlfriend.

- So, we're going out? - Yes.

- Really, really? - Really. Let's kiss again.

Hang on.

Can I brush my teeth first?

You don't have to.

I really want to do it right.

Okay.

I'll be back in a sec.

Hang on!

Okay.

Ouch!

- Are you okay? - Yes, I'm fine.

Who was that?

A mate.

Why did you delete it?

Eh?

You just deleted the mail.

Yes. I always delete them, you know.

- Show me. - Well, I just deleted it.

So, who was it from?

From my mate Kenji. You've never met him.

Are you going to sleep?

- Sleepy? - Oh, sorry.

Are you going to sleep?

Just doing my stretches.

Perhaps I'd better go home.

No, it's okay.

It's okay.

What?

- Going to sleep? - Yes, why?

Have we finished talking?

About you treating Naoki's girlfriend horribly.

I said I was too thinking about Yuko.

So you only care about your friends?

- That's not what I... - What then?

I'm sorry.

You're not sorry at all, are you?

I am.

So, why didn't you phone Naoki and apologize right away?

What?

That would be normal and polite, wouldn't it?

- I don't know his number. - You could ask me.

- But you noticed too, right? - Eh?

You could do something.

I was caring for Osamu.

So was I.

I was caring for Yuko like you were for Osamu.

It's not the same. Japanese girls all talk together.

Right?

Are you blaming me now?

That's not fair.

I can't believe what you just said.

I mean, really...

You just don't get it.

- I'm sorry. - I can't believe it.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

For what?

What's wrong?

Well, you know...

We went to your brother's place today.

I just suddenly felt...

...that I was so alone.

I see.

I started to feel really anxious.

You were just playing video games.

So I thought...

you really didn't care about me at all.

Of course I care about you.

Still I...

I couldn't help it.

I got paranoid you know.

Oh, that's why.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry too.

I'm sorry.

For what?

Can I use your toilet?

Of course, yes. It's this way.

Oh, that's okay. Thanks.

Can't you say something else for once?

- I'm sorry. - Say something else, for God's sake!

Hey!

Anything!

I know you can't stand the way I behaved to day.

So I'll change.

And?

I couldn't bear it if you hated me.

Listen.

Do you mean what you say?

Yes. The only goal I have in my life is to make you like me.

Oh, don't be ridiculous.

Was there toilet paper?

Yes, it's fine.

Heh!

Wait.

Wait a minute! Hang on!

Oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me.

I'm really sorry.

That wasn't what I meant.

That wasn't what I meant either.

You don't have to apologize.

I'm glad you made a pass at me.

Let's drop it.

Move over.

Let me in.

Do you forgive me?

Let's go to sleep for now.

- I'm really sorry. - I said, drop it.

I'm sorry.

Let's go to bed.

What is this?

Well, it's...

Is she asleep?

Yes.

Unbelievable!

What about all this?

Put it in the fridge.

You know what...

...we're going out together.

One week later.

You know I was thinking.

If I climb to the top of the Sky Tree,

and the force of the gravity...

would make you shit out an enormous turd.

Really. Really.

Your bloody phone won't stop ringing.

Aren't you going to answer?

- Who is it? - Oh, it's my mum.

- What's up? - Bathroom.

- Sure. - A good wave is rolling in.

Lightning fast!

Hello. What's up?

Can I come over now?.

No, not now. I've got my part-time job.

But I'm just round the corner.

I told you not to just drop by.

- What's wrong with you? - Just for a few minutes..

Okay. Just for a few minutes.

It's like, you know...

It stinks like a den of vice.

What?

- What? - Am I wrong?

- You do too much banging. - What?

Isn't Koji coming back today?

He's went to his brother's place after work.

- Yeah... what? - No, nothing.

I see.

Your phone's been ringing solid.

- Hadn't you better answer? - No, it's okay.

Do those guys get on?

- Yeah, they share clothes and all. - Really?

- How do I look? - Eh?

- It's perfect. - Alright, alright.

It suits me though, right?

Take it off now.

It won't come out.

- Still constipated? - I go up the Sky Tree.

Nothing?

Anyway, wasn't it a weird vibe the other day?

When?

The other day at this place.

Was it weird?

Didn't you notice?

Not really?

I didn't notice.

You know,

Koji's brother's girlfriend was really left out.

Yes, I guess she was a bit.

Yes, she was.

He didn't talk to her at all.

That boy, Naoki.

Did those two get off together?

Of course those two bloody didn't.

I was dying, I tell you.

I haven't seen a dog like that in years.

I kept biting my tongue.

Her face looked like shit, man!

Naoki just sat there playing video games.

He should have looked after her.

Really. Poor girl.

I really got it in the neck from Koji that night.

- Why? - Because I didn't pay enough attention.

Seriously?

He said that Japanese women gather and talk.

What does he mean? He's an idiot.

The way she laughed...

What was it like?

Didn't you blow up on him when he said that?

No, I didn't. I said I was sorry.

Sorry!

- I'd have blown my stack! - Really.

No, I couldn't bear it if he didn't like me.

I'd die if we split up.

Who's idea was it to bring the dog?

Well, Tomoko told me she was cute.

Seriously? What's that girl smoking?

You know why I'm sick and fed up of her.

She's just dumb you know.

Anyway, Kaori, what about you?

Do you have a boyfriend?

No.

I bet guys are always hitting on a cutie like you.

You're much cuter than me.

Don't be silly. You know you're cute.

I do.

But there's no one I like right now.

You must like someone.

Not interested. I've forgotten how to date.

- What a waste. - Introduce me to someone.

Me? I don't know.

- Anyway, I'm off now. - Why?

What have you got to do?

English conversation class.

Seriously? You're kidding!

- Adios! - That's not even English!

And she's so boring in bed.

- How do you mean? - It's like sleeping with a log.

- Seriously? - She doesn't feel a thing.

No way.

- I don't get a blow job if I don't ask. - That sucks.

I could dump her tomorrow and not miss her a bit.

That bad.

- It's about time... - Oh, I see.

She never spurts when she comes.

- Girls don't usually spurt. - They do.

- They don't. - They do spurt.

Does that have enough salt in it?

Yes, it's fine.

Seriously?

Koji always tells me the food I make is tasteless.

- It's really tasty. - Really?

He complains about your cooking?

All the time.

Really?

Does he complain about sex too?

- What do you mean? - Telling you to do this and that?

Well, I always try to do the things he wants me to do.

No way!

- He's lucky to have you. - Do you think so?

Anyway, I'd better be off.

So soon?

- I've got to go. - Really?

- I'm home. - Hey.

Sorry to barge in. It's been a while.

- Make yourself at home. - I have already.

I took a dump.

Not sure if I flushed it though.

Just ignore him.

I meant to tell you something.

It must have been terrible for Yuko too.

- Really? - Of course.

- Was I being inattentive? - That's not it.

I'd die if you introduced me to a weirdo like him.

What were you thinking?

It was like harassment.

That bad?

It's open.

Hey there.

You kicked it again!

Something kickable about that door.

Stop taking the piss, jerk!

Ticks me off.

Sorry to barge in.

Why did you bring food?

I told you I had work.

- I won't stay long. - Come on.

Anyway, I gotta take a shit.

Do it somewhere else!

Well?

How's my little brother?

I don't know what to say.

- Well, how about your girl? - Get out of here!

- How's it here? - Here?

Are you taking care of her?

- Of course. - And the future?

We're thinking of getting married.

- Really? - Really.

- For real? - Get over it!

I've gotta call mum.

Not yet!

She'd wanna know.

Be careful.

He's a player.

Cut it out.

- Right? - Lay off!

You okay, Satomi?

No work today?

I took the night off.

What?

You did? Well, then.

What kind of work?

Late night phone sales.

- Does that pay well? - It's not bad.

What do you do?

It's kind of a con,

for those dating club e-mail services.

I answer them as if I'm one of the girls.

They think it's the real girl.

It's easy.

Easy shit.

- I'm gonna go. - Why?

- I sense a bad vibe. - Like what?

She took the night off. Probably wants to have sex.

Whatever.

I'm feeling erotic vibes.

- You're eyes are sparkling! - They're not.

Anyway, I'm off.

I'll drop by again soon.

Thanks for the hospitality.

Come over some time.

Thanks.

- Gimme my jacket. - I'm borrowing it.

Stop taking the piss.

- It stinks. - You bastard.

I'm outta smokes, so I'll be right back.

I said take that off!

It's so clean in there.

- Where? - The toilet. It was filthy before.

Used to have shit all over.

I cleaned it up.

You did?

Are these yours?

You don't smoke.

A mate from my job came over.

I see.

Why are you here, anyway?

Right, you know that thing at Koji's house.

He was really worried about it.

I thought you were furious.

- Why? - Come on.

He introduced you to a real dog.

Yeah.

Of course I was furious.

Thought so. What a dog!

- That was bad, man. - Damn right.

Pretty bad.

That was pushing it.

Hello.

Tomoko?

Evening.

Sorry to call like this.

You seen Kaori recently?

She was just here.

Really?

She's not answering my calls.

Oh, really.

Sorry, Tomoko.

Hang on.

I don't have to do that thing anymore.

Takashi just called.

Kaori just came back.

- She did? - I'll put her on.

Have to go to the toilet.

She just left.

Can I drop by for a minute?

Okay.

I'll be quick. Make Kaori stay.

Okay.

Okay, good. Bye then.

Hello?

Hey, Yuta.

Kaori's over at Tomoko's place. I'm popping out for a while.

Okay, fine.

Well, I've got to go to work.

Let me finish this.

- No way. - Why not?

You going to pay my wages?

You won't pay them, huh?

How much an hour?

Five thousand.

Get out of here.

I'll tell you later.

What?

Seriously?

Stop taking the piss.

Keep your hair on.

Don't kick my fucking door!

What's wrong?

I'm gonna go to work after all.

You will?

What's the matter?

What?

Are you mad?

I'm not.

Look at you. It's obvious.

Wait, what happened?

Did I do something?

What did your brother mean?

Come on, that's just a joke.

A joke?

That's it.

You're cheating on me.

What? I'm not.

He wouldn't say something like that...

if it wasn't true.

No, you don't get it.

You don't get it.

How can I put it...

He is just a weirdo you know.

He's a compulsive liar.

He loves to tell lies and fuck with people's heads.

You can tell by looking at him.

That's true.

He's dumb too.

Seriously,

he's doing that stupid part-time shit at his age.

Mum cries all the time.

Dad's given up on him.

That's why I have to keep my act together.

You've got your act together.

I'm so embarrassed he said that to you.

I'm so annoyed. Can I call him?

He shouldn't have upset you like that.

I might lose my rag with him.

You don't have to...

Will you say something then?

You're not family so he might listen.

Hang on.

You don't have to do that.

That's enough.

Really?

- I'm sorry. - You okay?

Yeah, but...

I was happy when you said we were going to get married.

Really?

I almost cried.

Seriously?

I really mean it.

Thank you.

Aren't you late?

I have to go.

I feel better.

That's good.

See you later.

- Don't cheat. - Of course not.

I'll call you.

- Will you be home? - Yup.

Send me a photo then.

What?

No, I'm sorry. I'm being a pain.

It's okay. I'll send you one.

- I'm not a pain? - Not at all.

Thanks.

I'm off now then.

Take care.

Thanks.

I feel much better.

See you later.

Okay, later.

Bye.

Takashi really likes you for sure.

No way.

He said he'd tell you how he felt.

I thought he just joking.

He was joking.

What do you think though?

I think you two would make a good couple.

You can't be serious?

100% no.

I just remembered that thing. I gotta go.

Are you serious? But Takashi's coming.

Just make something up.

He's coming over to see you, you know.

Tell him next time.

Two hours later.

Yes.

Hello.

I can't believe this.

- What? - You live with her, right?

Yeah?

- I said I'd send her a photo. - What the hell?

I don't know why either. But I have to.

To her?

She smells a rat, right?

If you want to hide a tree hide it in the forest."

What?

She would never believe I'd cheat on her here, right?

You bastard!

No, no!

No armpit.

What about here?

No nipples either.

Not here either?

I'll make you come again.

- Again? - I'm a pro, you know.

Didn't you go to work today?

I called in sick.

Why?

Why do you think?

I don't know.

Because I wanted to see you again.

When I'm with you I can't go to work.

Why? Really?

You've been here a week.

- Go home already. - I don't want to.

You're the only one I've seen all week.

What about your friends?

No, no, no. Those guys aren't friends.

- They're just hangers-on really. - Oh?

They're lost without me.

I knew you had a different vibe from those guys.

You have charisma.

But I'll have to cut them off soon.

But they won't know what to do without you.

- They won't. - That's for sure.

They're hopeless without me.

I went to Osamu's place.

No he's still alive.

I don't have time to worry about Osamu.

You know what, I went to Tomoko's place.

But then I left and came here.

And?

What do you mean "And?"

What about me?

No I didn't mention you.

Oh, I see...

Did you tell Yuta?

No I didn't.

He'd get jealous.

Yuta doesn't have a girl.

He'd be jealous.

That's annoying.

He's so stupid.

Where are you?

Really? Then come over.

Takashi is out.

Aren't you hungry?

Yeah.

Go to the store.

I want a meat pie.

Come on...

The one near the station.

There's one much closer.

But their pies are shit.

I need money.

What?

I paid yesterday too.

I'll pay later.

I think we need to be straight up about money.

- What? - I'm always clear about money.

I just don't have any now.

Okay, I'll pay then.

I'll give you my cash card.

Here's the password. Six, eight, zero...

- It's okay. I'll pay. - I was just kidding.

I'm sorry. I'll go and get them now.

That's fine.

- See you. - You can use my bike.

Thanks.

I feel bad.

You talked to me first.

Did I?

You aimed at me the moment you saw me.

You felt that?

I was trying to figure out how to get your number.

I knew you had a hard on for me.

Was it that obvious?

Unbelievable. My girlfriend was right next to me.

So?

You're a cool one.

Sorry to barge in like this.

Oh...

Where is Kaori?

She just left. She said she had things to do.

No. Seriously?

- Should I call her? - It's okay.

I'll try to call her.

This is some scary shit!

What's wrong?

Takashi, the guy at the party.

The one who kept his sunglasses on.

Yeah, yeah.

Bit of an airhead!

You thought so too?

So that airhead asked me out the other day.

- Seriously? - Yeah.

I said I liked him, just for a joke really.

He's been calling me ever since.

Why did you say that to him?

- You know, it just happened. - I thought it was funny.

Like,

didn't Kaori mention anything about me at all?

Not really?

Why?

Well, you know...

...we're an item now.

- Are you serious? - Yes.

You're not kidding?

I asked her to go out with me.

Seriously?

I'm not lying.

Oh, I see.

I guess Kaori is discreet.

No she doesn't.

Oh, that explains it.

I thought she was maybe just having me on.

She wouldn't do that. She's shy.

She's pretty straightforward.

I see.

It's been a week but haven't seen her once.

I see.

Hello?

Get some mustard for the pie?

They never give you unless you ask.

Go back then.

Go back.

Anyway...

Are you guys doing fine? You and Koji?

Not exactly. We fight all the time.

- Are you breaking up? - Not sure.

I'm so in love with him though...

I really don't want to break up.

But I always seem to end up pissing him off.

How's it going with your brother and Tomoko?

Why are you asking me?

Because the other day,

He said he wanted to break up with her so...

Seriously?

Tomoko is still crazy about Koji.

She says she'd never break up with him.

I see.

I can't see what she sees in the bastard.

I understand why Koji gets annoyed with her.

- Why? - To be honest, she's boring.

I thought you two were friends.

No, no, just superficially.

You girls are scary.

It's not like that.

When they have sex, Tomoko is as boring as a log.

Seriously? Well, I kind of understand.

I can imagine.

She doesn't even give head unless Koji asks.

Really? That's boring.

Oh, you give head?

First thing I do.

Seriously?

I can't imagine you ever cheating.

Of course not. I'd never cheat.

I can't imagine myself betraying someone I love.

I couldn't do that either.

We think the same on that.

I can only have sex with my love.

I know what you mean. We are same!

Okay, let's swear we'll never cheat.

I am so happy you think like me.

Really? I am so happy too.

Kaori is like that too, so believe her.

Yes. I do believe her for sure.

Oh my god! That's so good.

Move that thing away.

I brought you a gift.

- What? - Guess what it is?

- I don't know. - Legal weed.

That's cool.

- It's already rolled. - Thanks, dude.

I wanted to smoke at Naoki's but his girl came home.

Well why don't you smoke it at home?

Tomoko sulks, no matter how much I tell her it's legal.

- Seriously? - She goes like...

What would I do if you were arrested?"

That's what she said.

What a pain in the arse, man!

This comes on fast.

- Faster than you'd think. - Seriously.

What about you, man? Don't have one yet?

Before you worry about Osamu, worry about yourself, man.

That's why I was looking at this.

I really want to call one of these hookers.

I used have them over all the time.

But, because he's staying here I can't do that anymore.

He's not here? What was his name again?

- Takashi. - That's right, Takashi.

Where is he now?

Kaori is at Tomoko's place so he ran over there.

Tomoko's place means my place you know.

Yeah that's right.

What the fuck is he doing?

What was his name again?

Takashi, I told you.

I can't believe she let him in my house.

Can I ask something Tomoko?

Do you think I'm a dickhead?

I don't think so. Why?

The other day Yuta said I was a dickhead.

And?

Did Koji say I was a dickhead too?

No, he didn't say anything.

I see.

That's good.

Like, he's such a dickhead, man.

And he's boring.

If he wasn't your friend, I'd beat him up.

Oh really?

It's like he's from another planet or something.

You, me and Osamu were a great team. We had our shit together.

Like if I passed you the ball you'd put it in the net.

But that guy's got a weird sense of humour.

How the hell can you live with him?

I can't believe it, really.

Just kick him out. I can't stand the fuck.

Hey, hey, hey.

- Cut it out man. - What?

Like... We go way back, you know.

I don't like to hear you badmouthing him.

Why do you wipe his arse for him?

- It's not like that. - You're protecting him.

You have to choose, man. It's us or him.

- What the fuck? - "What the fuck"?

That's not the way it is!

- It's the way it is! - It's not!

- Is! - Is not!

- Yes, it is! - No, it's not!

I say fucking no it isn't!

Oh, fuck it.

Who gives a shit.

Oh, wow...

Wait, wait...

Kaori, just a second...

What?

I can't hold it in any more you know.

I haven't licked your balls yet.

I mean, you're so...

Wait wait wait...

What the fuck!

Hey...

I'm crazy about you.

What's this? It's so wet.

Oh good...

Oh, sorry sorry.

Seriously. I was a bit too excited.

No, I said too much too.

It was like jumping around...

Did we have a fight?

Were we arguing about something?

Yeah, something.

This is fucking strong man.

Oh yeah.

It's just funny.

Well I'm leaving.

I'll leave it here. You smoke it.

I wouldn't do it on my own.

Let's do it again someday then.

- Save it. - All right then.

Hide it somewhere.

- I got it. - Bye.

It's so cold.

Here they are.

With the mustard.

Thanks.

The Pizza Pie is mine.

What about beer?

What did you say?

No I said Meat Pies and Beer.

What? You didn't say that.

Well, one of us made a mistake...

You can't eat these things without beer. Are you out of mind?

I'm sorry...

Go and get some beer then?

- OK. - Hurry up.

The pies are getting cold.

Hey, you can put them on as you go.

Go! Put a sprint on!

The pies are getting cold.

Off you go!

These are good.

Oh, this is what he means.

Sorry. Sorry.

I'm being a dickhead right now, right?

I'm sorry, I'm going home.

- I finally got it. I'm really sorry. - You can stay.

If you talk to Kaori,

could you ask her about me?

How?

How she feels about me now.

Okay.

Because I am kind of...

...her boyfriend you know...

Yeah that's right.

- Okay, see you then. - Thank you so much!

See you...

I'm coming. I'm coming.

Oh wait a minute. Oh shit!

- Oh, shit. - What? Girlfriend?

- Yeah. - I have to send a photo.

Hey!

You are in it!

Three hours later.

Can you throw out the garbage?

And my shampoo is running out.

Hey...

Are you sleeping?

What did you say?

Buy some shampoo. It's run out.

Oh sorry...

And throw out the garbage.

Sorry...

- Excuse me... - What?

Can I use the bathroom now?

What are you on about! Just go if you want.

Don't ask for my permission!

What's going on?

What the hell are you doing?

Oh, sorry to wake you up.

I'm trying to call Kaori but she never picks up.

Just leave a fucking message.

I can't even do that. Can't get a signal.

Maybe her battery died.

Maybe.

Maybe she lost her phone.

What do you think?

Sorry I fell asleep.

You were fast asleep.

Why you are you dressed?

I'm about to leave.

We still have time. Let's do it again.

I'm going after I smoke this.

You know you're great in bed.

- You too. - Hey...

Our bodies really fit together.

Yes.

Oh, like, don't use the ashtray anymore.

Sure.

Use this instead.

Oh, and...

...throw this stuff out when you leave.

Sure.

Do you have work tomorrow?

No. I am off.

Me too.

I see.

Hey...

Let's go somewhere?

Sure...

We've been inside...

...for a whole week.

- Yeah... - Hey.

Let's go out.

Let's go see a movie.

I wonder what's playing now.

Is there something you want to see?

Don't talk to me now. I'm trying to think.

- I'm sorry... - You don't understand, do you?

You only think about yourself the whole time!

Let me ask you something.

Why did you bring someone here?

Someone came here, right?

- I told you before. - What?

I said Yuko and Kaori would come.

I don't care about them. Takashi came too, right?

- Ah... - You didn't tell me that.

He just called and came...

You could have told me. I live here, no?

- Yes... - Tell Takashi,

to use his own place to pick up chicks.

That's not what he wanted.

They could have gone out to get something to eat.

Kaori went home before Takashi came.

Huh?

You were with him alone?

Yuko went home first so...

Wait a minute. You and him were alone together?

What the hell!

Nothing happened?

How can you even say that?

I'm sorry...

Can I call her again one last time?

This is my last chance!

Come on, pick it up!

Shit.

Where is she, seriously?

You're damn serious.

It would be a pain if she found out.

But you still wanted to fuck me.

You have a boyfriend too...

...and you still want to fuck other guys.

Are you sure you love her?

Your girlfriend.

Oh sure.

I love her so much.

I see.

I tell you...

...she's really important to me and I don't want to lose her.

I can only do stuff like this,

if I recognize that fact first.

See?

And that fact is something that's not going to change.

So, it's on that basis that I can cheat.

You see, I can't have the one without the other.

I don't get it.

Why? Why? It's super clear and logical.

I thought it would make a good theme for my graduation paper.

Hey.

Hey!

Say something?

You look so bored.

No, I'm not.

I even cancelled work for you.

I don't understand your attitude at all.

- Say something! - You told me not to talk to you.

What?

You shut up because I said "don't talk to me?"

- Yes... - So if I say you die, will you die?

No...

Am I that powerful?

I'm not, am I?

You've been acting strange since the other day.

The other day?

When we had the party, You were flirting with Takashi.

- You don't even realise it. - I wasn't flirting with him!

You don't even know it.

That's the worst part of it.

All this week,

I've been feeling weird about it.

Is that why you were angry the whole time?

No, it's not because of that!

Listen.

When I went to Tomoko's place,

she told me something.

Kaori hasn't told anyone we're going out together.

What do you think about that?

I don't care.

- Where are you going? - For a piss!

Fuck it. Let's split up.

I can't put up with this shit anymore.

I think we'd better split up now.

Hey, I've had about as much as I can take, okay?

Are you crying?

- I'm not. - Yes, you are!

Why are you talking about this now?

I said I was sorry for the other day.

I can't understand a word you're saying!

So what if she cheated on you?

I definitely would not forgive her.

- That's so selfish. - Why?

I bet she's cheating on you right now.

No, she'd never do that.

She's saying the same thing.

She's not like you. I can tell you that for a fact.

What about you, anyway?

What?

You're only fucking me

because you're not getting on with your boyfriend.

Right?

It's true, right?

Can I use your toilet?

You calling her again?

Just go to bed.

I promise this is the last time!

One more time!

The last time.

Why is that!?

What the hell?

Why is this happening? What do you think?

I haven't got a clue, I told you!

Why can't I reach her?

I should call the phone company.

Cut it out, you dickhead!

Then...

do you want to split up?

What?

I think you've already made up your mind, right?

That's not what I mean.

The least you could do is to say what you think!

I don't want to break up!

You could at least tell me that.

Otherwise, I have no choice than to split up!

Okay, right, I'll count to five and you tell me.

Five...

Four...

Three...

Two...

One...

I can't decide in five seconds.

What the hell! Make up your mind!

Hey.

What?

It's a pain, me being here, right?

What are you on about?

I don't get it.

- I'm leaving. - What the fuck!

Because...

I'm just annoying you by being here.

What the hell.

I'm not forcing you to go.

What? You wanna go home?

I don't really...

Then you don't have to go.

Hey.

You.

Hey?

Why are you just standing there?

You said you wouldn't go.

So sit down.

Sorry I can't!

Which is that?

I tried to imagine but I couldn't live without you.

I wouldn't be anything if I didn't have you.

Bollocks!

I know...

...you can't stand me any more.

But please let me stay a little longer.

You are such a dickhead

I got it now.

I'm a dickhead.

Today...

When I went to Tomoko's today,

Kaori wasn't there.

So it was just me and Tomoko.

But I'm sure Koji wouldn't be okay with that.

At the party the other day,

I was talking a lot to Tomoko.

For example,

if you were here with Kaori I wouldn't like that.

Even if you guys are friends, Kaori's my girlfriend.

So I couldn't accept it.

Anyway...

The other day when me and Kaori were here alone.

I didn't tell you then,

but we kissed.

She was the one who made the move.

- Where are you going? - Bathroom.

You just went.

I need a shit!

Hey Kaori!

Get out of there quickly.

Come on!

- Okay. Give me a sec. - Hurry up!

What's going on?

She's on her way back.

- Really? - How?

She sometimes finishes early and comes back by cab.

- Oh. - So you have to split now.

I know.

Where is she now?

Shinjuku. She's only five minutes away.

Get the fuck out here!

Forget that! Quickly.

What the fuck! Hurry up!

Oh, where's my phone?

- Who the hell knows! - Why so upset?

I'm not! Where is it? I'll call you.

Thanks, but I switched it off.

- What the hell? - Sorry...

Look for it now!

Hurry up!

Oh! I found it!

Okay, Okay, out now!

Now!

What the fuck are you doing? Hurry up!

Are you sleeping!?

I can't believe this shit!

What the fuck are you doing?

I'm sorry!

Are you out of your mind?

I'm terribly sorry!

That's enough!

When are you giving up?

Stop calling her, you idiot.

- You're flipping out. - I'm not!

She doesn't pick up 'cause she doesn't want to!

It's obvious she's ignoring you!

- Why are you flipping out? - I'm not!

You're driving me nuts! "Kaori, Kaori, Kaori!"

Find a job!

This is my house!

What were you up to, snogging in my place?

Hey!

You're upset,

because I didn't mention you to Tomoko and the others?

I was thinking of telling them next time.

I'm sure they'll be really surprised.

I'm so excited!

Hey, what do you think? I'm sure...

Shut the fuck up! I'm trying to sleep here!

- I'm home. - Hi.

You finished early today.

Yes. Thanks for the photo.

Hey...

why didn't you send me a photo?

What?

I asked you,

why you didn't send me a photo.

I sent you proof, like you asked me to.

It proved that I wasn't cheating.

And you were relieved,

Right?

- What's wrong? - I was waiting for your photo too!

- Hey. - Why didn't you send me one?

Why?

Sorry.

I don't want an apology. I want to know why!

Why didn't you send me a photo?

- Why? Why!? - I'll send one next time...

There's no point in sending one next time.

It's over now.

Let's split up. This isn't working out!

Stop thinking about yourself for once, you dog!

Pay the rent!

You are cheating on me, aren't you!

I'm going to take a shower.

One week later.

Hey, come over to my place.

- I've been on my own for ages. - What about Tomoko?

- Gone back to her hometown. - Really?

- Since when? - A week ago?

Her sister had a baby, she said.

That's nice for her.

Yeah, it is.

Anyway...

...what he's doing here?

Cut it out, okay.

Let's see each other from time to time.

Alright?

When it's convenient.

That's best, right?

What? You're already at the station?

That was quick.

Well, okay...

Do you know the convenience store near my house?

Can you wait for me there? I'll be there straight away.

What?

You know...

Well...

Last time I came here,

I didn't say anything to you.

You don't have to say anything.

Yes, I do.

I mean...

I was with Tomoko here. Just the two of us.

Really?

- She didn't say? - No.

Still,

if I were you I wouldn't accept that.

- What? - Well...

I felt really guilty, you know.

I don't care. I told you so.

Really?

Really, nothing happened so...

I just came over here just to see Kaori.

She didn't do anything wrong.

I said I don't care.

You can come if you want.

You don't need an appointment or anything.

You're amazing.

I mean, you're a man.

I understand why Tomoko loves you.

What are you talking about?

Tomoko is crazy for you.

She tells Yuta how amazing you are when you are not around.

Really?

She told me she'd never break up with you.

She really said that?

I'm home.

Hey.

What happened?

- Hey. - I feel sick all over.

Raise your head bit. Are you okay?

Yeah...

Are you catching a cold?

I don't know.

What about work?

I asked if I could start a bit later.

Why don't you cancel today?

No, I have to go.

Just have a nap then.

He just left right?

He just texted me.

How was it then? Are you all right?

No problem.

That's good.

By the way...

Did Tomoko talk to you about me?

I heard she kept talking about how happy she was with me.

- Sort of. - What did she say exactly?

Usual stuff...

- Like how much she loves you etc... - Really?

She's so stupid.

I wish she'd keep her big trap shut for once.

When you're nice to me like this, I feel so safe.

Really?

You were really scary the other day

but I feel like this is the real Naoki.

It's true.

This is the real me.

I am sorry about the other day.

It's okay.

You apologized enough.

I mean...

I know you are not cheating.

No, I am not.

I have definite proof too.

- What is it? - I can't tell you straight you know.

Tell me.

Well, okay.

The thing is...

When you get home after work,

you always take a shower right away.

- Yes. - Right?

But that would normally mean you were hiding something, right?

Are you suspicious?

No, no. I don't mean that.

It's the opposite. I was relieved.

Why?

Think about it.

Most people wouldn't do that

because their partner would think they're cheating.

Right?

That's why I can be certain,

you're not cheating on me.

I can be so sure.

- You are amazing. - Right? Right?

I'm gonna do my thesis on this.

- Really? - Yeah.

Hello?

Okay, let's meet and talk then...

Call me when you get to the station.

I know! Just call me when you get there.

Sorry it's messy in here. Sorry.

Thank you!

Come in.

I'm terribly sorry about that.

No, I was so surprised, really.

Really?

Sorry I couldn't tell you until now. Have a seat.

Thanks!

Since when?

Since that day.

We came straight here and did it.

That day?

Yes, that day.

I've been here every day for the last two weeks.

That's great!

Don't tease me.

So what's up today?

I have something I wanted to ask you.

Actually...

I got paid today...

Hello. I'm home.

Sorry. Tomoko was nearby, so...

I didn't know about you guys. Why didn't you tell me?

- Nobody knows about it, right? - No.

They'll be happy for you!

I don't think so happy.

So... Shall we go out?

- Anywhere close by? - Starbucks?

That'll do.

Let's go then.

Sorry I'm just going out for a bit.

Thank you!

Have you eaten?

Let's eat together later.

Sorry, you guys had a plan?

It's okay.

I'll be back soon.

- See you! - Okay.

Later.

I forgot my phone.

Sorry I let her in...

What's the matter?

Nothing...

I'm sorry I let the cat out of the bag.

But I am so glad Tomoko was happy for us.

What should we do?

Your friends will know about us too.

Oh, what should we do?

They'll be so jealous.

Do you seriously think so?

They'll just make fun of me again for sure!

Have you looked at your face in the mirror?

You know what they said?

Sorry we introduced you to that dog!"

That's why I couldn't tell them.

What the hell have you done?

Ouch!

Stop it!

Shit!

Why did you come?

I said call me when you get to the station.

Doesn't matter.

- Where is Takashi? - He's not here. Can't you see?

I know,

because I called him just now.

What did you say then?

Let's meet later.

He said he would go and play Pachinko.

I'm not going to meet him though.

You're doing this to Takashi,

to get back at me, right?

You don't care about him, do you?

No, I don't.

But he is serious about you.

Who cares?

We broke up right?

You don't have any right to tell me what to do.

- What? - Am I wrong?

No.

Then just leave it out.

What are you talking about anyway?

You are the one who cheated.

No, it was you sleeping with hookers.

I did not!

Your wallet was full of hooker's cards.

It was Koji having a laugh.

- I don't believe you. - Why not?

Because I know!

Anyway, why did you kiss Takashi?

You don't have the right to say that.

I do. I love you.

What the hell?

I still love you.

I still love you, Kaori.

That's why I can't stand what's happening.

Me, too.

I still love you...

So why don't we start again?

No it won't work out.

What should we do then?

At least tell Takashi then.

Alright, I'll tell him.

What?

What are you doing?

Why not?

We can do it. But only if you tell him.

Okay.

Just wait outside then.

Why?

I want to talk to him alone.

Hey.

Why don't stop working nights?

I know you get paid well,

but it's making you tired.

You're right.

What's the matter?

What?

Hey, Naoki.

Can I ask you something?

Has Tomoko been talking you about me?

Um, well...

Look, can I call you back bro?

Okay, talk to you later.

Bye.

What's wrong?

My period hasn't come.

I think I'm pregnant.

Oh...

One hour later.

Hey.

Where the fuck are you?

I have something to tell you.

You do too?

This means "Positive," doesn't it?

If you can see the line.

Right.

Well.

What?

This is... our baby, isn't it?

Yes.

You didn't have sex with anyone else?

No, I didn't.

I thought so.

Look, I mean...

What do you want to do about this?

What?

I just wonder, what you want to do?

You're going to put this all on me, right?

No I don't mean that.

- An abortion? - No, why are you saying that?

Because I know it.

You don't want to look like a bastard,

You want me to say it first.

It's not like that.

Really, it's not.

I don't know what to say. I didn't mean anything by that.

In the end, you're the one who'll give birth, right.

- Of course. - That's why...

Um... I wanted to hear from you first.

I want this baby.

Right...

You've got nothing to say?

I don't know what to say...

Well...

I used to think,

that if...

Well...

If my girlfriend...

told me...

she was pregnant...

I thought I'd freak out...

But...

Well...

Of course,

when you first told me,

I was...

I was so surprised.

But...

I don't know how to say this...

But when I realised...

that the baby...

you're carrying is...

really

ours...

You are carrying our baby.

I felt so happy...

I am sorry... I really...

I really...

...love you so very much.

I suddenly realised...

how much I really love you.

So...

I really want you to have our baby.

Satomi...

Will you,

marry me?

...Yes.

Really?

Yes, I will.

I will marry you.

Oh my God.

I got really nervous.

I feel so happy.

Let's do our best.

You're a dad now...

Yes. You're a mum.

Yes, I am.

- We're going to be so happy. - Yes.

We will. For sure.

What's the matter?

Well then,

I have to go to work.

You don't have to go today, do you?

Yes, I do. If we're going to get married.

Yeah.

That's right.

But you'll have to quit soon.

Do you love me?

Yes, very.

Do you really love me?

Yes.

Say it properly.

I love you.

One hour later.

Hello?

Pick up the phone.

Where the hell are you?

Call me back. Seriously.

Oh shit.

I have to rush.

How will you get back?

Overnight bus,

from Shinjuku.

Can't you leave tomorrow?

You know my dad's not around. The eldest must go back.

Is everything okay?

I don't know.

My brother is in hospital but he won't pick up the phone.

Why won't anyone answer their bloody phones?

I'll go after I've smoked this.

Sorry about this.

That it was all so sudden.

You are coming back again, right?

No idea.

But I have to be there for a while for sure.

Right.

After I came to Tokyo,

my mum started working nights as a cleaner.

She says it pays well.

She's mad to work so hard.

- Not taking it? - No, it's okay.

Will you take this?

What's this?

What is this?

It's my wages for this week...

Seriously?

It doesn't cover the whole thing.

It helps a lot.

Thank you for everything.

I don't have good memories of Tokyo,

except for the last months I lived here.

For six months?

The last six months has been great.

Yeah, it was great for me too.

I can't believe my Tokyo life is ending like this.

I'll give Kaori a call when I get back.

It will be long distance love for a while.

Do you think Kaori would mind that?

I don't know.

I guess you can't say...

I haven't seen her once since we started dating.

That's true.

I'm off then.

I'll call you when I get there.

Sure. I'll make sure I'm up.

- What? - Nothing...

I love you!

Stop it! Get off me, man.

You're grossing me out.

See you then!

Take care, man.

Call me when you get there.

I will.

- Thanks! Really. - Okay.

Okay.

Hey.

You can come back.

Hello?

Where are you now?

Answer the bloody phone!

Send me a text at least, you bastard.

Get back to me if you hear this. Seriously!

That was fast!

Yeah. I was just round the corner.

I see.

Where is Takashi now?

He went back home.

On the overnight bus.

Why?

His mum collapsed.

Really?

And?

- Eh? - Did you tell him?

How could I tell him?

I suppose you couldn't.

Are you lonely now?

Hey...

Kaori.

Why are you sitting over there?

Come here.

Come.

Listen.

I feel so lonely.

Hey...

Can I kiss you?

Sure.

Hey...

Can I touch your breasts?

Yes.

That feels so good.

Why not?

No.

Why?

No.

Stop it!

Why?

You didn't tell him.

You couldn't.

You broke your promise.

How could I tell him?

Stop it!

Cut it out!

No!

Seriously!

I said cut it out!

What the hell!

You just want to fuck!

You too, bitch!

One hour later.

Listen...

I realised,

how much I need you.

So please!

Send me a text, or anything.

Please just get in touch, please!

Sorry...

Are you asleep?

The door was open,

so I came in.

Really?

Did I wake you up?

What the hell were you doing?

I was with Tomoko.

Oh.

I thought I'd go home,

but my battery died so...

I was worried if you called me.

Sorry if you were asleep.

Can I say something?

I mean, don't you have something to say?

You beat the shit out of me.

You hit me.

Do you think that's okay?

It still hurts.

I'm terribly sorry.

About what you said...

I...

I don't really care...

I mean...

I know...

I'm no pin-up.

So...

I was really surprised.

That you stuck with me for so long.

Turns out you didn't really want to be with me.

And I was too stupid to realise.

So...

If I'm just a pain in the arse...

What?

We'd better split up.

That's what you want, right?

It would be better that way, right?

I'm sorry!

I'm so sorry!

I don't want to split up!

After you left...

...I got so paranoid.

I called you and texted but you wouldn't answer.

I started thinking you'd gone with some other guy.

I couldn't even bear to think about it.

I am so sorry!

Sorry!

You don't have to worry about that.

I'm a dog after all.

I don't get that many offers.

No! You are so cute.

Lots of guys would want you!

Did you really want to split up?

Can't we stay together?

One hour later.

Please.

Thank you.

Um...

I'm sorry to bother you late at night.

No problem at all.

I don't want to do this either.

But...

what should we do?

Can you tell him in your words?

Okay, I'll tell him then.

This whole week,

She's been at my place.

She told you she went back to her hometown.

Well...

I didn't know either.

That she was...

...living with you.

Then...

Then she suddenly started crying last night.

Then she blurted everything out.

And we met Miss Noguchi at Starbucks

and I heard what's been going on.

- Miss Noguchi? - Yuko.

We work at the same company.

Oh I see.

So...

Let's hear what she needs to say.

We can discuss it like gentlemen,

about what we're gonna do.

Okay, I see.

What did you say what you want to do?

Just tell him what you told me.

Well, then.

Under this circumstance,

I guess it's hard for her to tell you.

So I guess I better say it.

She wants to be with me, she said.

How old are you?

I... am 27.

Oh, well.

You are an adult then?

Then please let her go.

She has already made up her mind.

Now accept her decision and it's over.

Well then...

Let me tell you one more thing.

She was the one who made a pass at me.

We got drunk.

And she asked me to go a hotel.

But,

Don't blame her for that.

She did that because of you.

I think it's mostly your fault.

What do you do?

I mean your job.

- It's part-time. - What kind?

Internet related.

He works for an online dating club.

He pretends to be a woman and sends emails.

That's his job.

Well, I've said my piece.

Please let her go.

Listen...

If you have something to say,

I don't have a problem with that.

Yes, okay.

Um...

No, I don't know what to say.

If that' s what she wants.

If she's made up her mind,

then what can I say?

Yeah, sure. I understand.

Are you sure it's okay?

I can't do anything about it, can I?

The only small problem is that

we both live here, so...

I wonder what we should do about the rent.

Whose name is on the contract?

- It's me. - Yes It's her.

Well, then.

Yes, I guess.

I guess I'll have to move out then.

I'll be at his place,

so you may stay 'til you find a place.

- Is that okay? - Sure. I'm okay with that.

But can you leave as soon as possible?

Yes, okay.

How much time you need?

I'm not sure really, but maybe about a mon...

How about a week?

A week seems bit too short, doesn't it?

Then how much time do you need then?

At least two weeks...

Thank you very much.

No it's okay we have to help each other.

I'll drop by to pick up my stuff tomorrow.

You won't be here will you?

Well I am off tomorrow... so...

Oh no, he's here tomorrow.

You can ask him to be out then.

Okay I'll go out somewhere.

That would be great!

That's that then.

I was so worried it would be really difficult.

- Of course not. We're adults. - I guess so.

Sorry Koji.

I am sorry too. I should have realised.

No, it's okay, really.

It's great then.

I'm happy for you.

You'll be fine.

Thank you!

It went so well.

Shall we go then?

Thank you for everything.

Go out before I come here in the afternoon.

- Okay. - Bye, bye.

I'm so hungry.

- Where? - What about that noodle shop?

Yes! They are open 24hours.

Yeah. Let's go!

One hour later.

Hey...

Seriously. I'll change. I promise.

Please come back.

I don't want to split up.

Honey...

Do you love me?

Of course.

Me too!

Oh, you there already?

That was quick!

How's your mum then?

Oh really.

That's a relief.

You will be there for a while then.

That's okay. Well, that can't be helped, I guess.

What?

Still can't get in touch with Kaori?

She's probably asleep.

Sorry, I took a shower.

That's okay.

What's the matter?

Well. Here I am again.

- Why? - I thought wouldn't call me anymore.

I didn't say that.

No, that's what I meant. I mean I'll be a new person.

Yes. I know I can do it.

What?

What the hell are you talking about? It's okay now!

You can't possibly like a geek like that!

Let's do it again.

I really want to do it.

Did something happen?

What?

It's not normal. You called me.

We're getting married.

- Are you serious? - Yes.

- What? Why? - Because she's pregnant.

Seriously?

- What are you going to do? - We're going to have the baby.

- Seriously? - Yes.

- Why? - Because I really love her.

Wow...

I mean, I can't believe your taste in guys.

Are you alright?

People will laugh at him.

Okay? It's so embarrassing.

Don't tell anyone we dated.

Hey, was she happy?

Yes she was super happy.

And she doesn't know you're cheating on her.

I've told you before.

If she doesn't know, then it isn't cheating.

After you left I called a hooker straight away.

I don't need a girlfriend. They are such a pain in the arse.

Hookers are so much easier.

Oh shit. Here she comes.

I'll hang up now.

I'll call you later.

Okay, later.

Yes, Come in!

Hi there.

Good evening.

Good evening.

You're Naoki's girlfriend...

Aren't you?

Am I right?

I'm sorry. Please don't tell him.

Nipples next.

Shut the fuck up!

I'm sleeping now! You dog!

Shut up! Do what you like!

Hey...

Yes?

Can I get another girl instead?

Original Story and Script by Daisuke Miura.

Cinematography: Futa Takagi Yasuyuki Ozeki Hitoshi One.

Sound Recordists: Masayuki Iwakura Takuro Kouchi Composer: Taisei Iwasaki Sound Designer: Satoshi Nomiya (Media Lease)

Editor: Yasuyuki Ozaki.

Art Director: Sakiko Usuda.

Assistant Director: Sora Hokimoto.

Production Manager: Masafumi Yoshikawa Production Assistants: Kaori lizuka, Akira Moridaira.

Distributed by SPOTTED PRODUCTIONS Takatoshi Naoi, Eri Komatsu.

Koji: Kenta Niikura.

Tomoko: Naoko Kawai.

Osamu: Kenta Enya.

Yuko: Yumi Goto.

Yuta: Takumi Matsuzawa.

Kaori: Chihiro Shibata.

Takashi: Daisuke Sawamura.

Naoki: Yuki Ueda.

Satomi: Aya Kunitake.

A Man: Sadaharu Matsushita.

Art Direction Supervisor: Toshihiro Isomi Wardrobe supplied by Daisuke Iga.

Produced by Masashi Yamamoto.

Production: Cinema Impact.

Directed by Hitoshi One