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All I need is $36 and a
handgun.
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We got handguns.
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What's the $36 for?
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That's how much it's gonna
cost for a bottle of Henny.
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You nervous, why you want the
Henny?
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I just always make my best
decisions
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when I drink.
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What's up Pop?
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Slide me a bottle of Henny on
the cool.
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But yo let me ask you
something,
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why we so stuck on the
neighbors?
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Because who the fuck else is
there?
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The pussy boy.
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Pussy boy, who the fuck is
that?
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The Ellen Degeneres
looking motherfucker.
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What?
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The clerk from the fucking
store!
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You think he'd put up a fight?
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You talking about robbing a
store that
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we was just seen on camera
buying from?
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I just started thinking about
it,
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why not?
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You wanna end up on the
nightly news
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and have every motherfucker
in the city knowing our faces?
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Then I say we stick to
the neighbors tonight.
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It's easy, it's low risk.
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But easy doesn't always
mean the biggest reward.
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Yo we gotta start somewhere,
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easy doesn't sound like
too bad of a fucking
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place to start.
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We got it planned, we're
familiar,
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and most importantly it's not a
store that
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we discovered two minutes ago!
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But listen to me...
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Also, you know that every
bodega
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got a Pakistani motherfucker
with a shotgun behind
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the counter waiting to blow your
shit off.
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That was a young white dude
though!
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It don't matter man!
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Look it plays out two ways,
he's pussy
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and he doesn't give a fuck
or he doesn't give a fuck
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'cause he's too pussy!
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Yo Dre, why you so set
on this fucking store?
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Well that's the best part,
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while I was looking for my
diet strawberry daiquiris,
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I was walking around and I saw a
big
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brown box in the back.
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The top was slightly open.
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Uh huh?
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Some interesting shit was
written
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on the inside of that box.
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And what'd it say?
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R-O-L-E-motherfucking-X.
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Rolex!
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That's what I saw written on
the little
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green case peaking outta the big
brown box
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in the back which I bet houses
at least 10 more watches
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judging by the size of the box.
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Hey stupid, there's no way
that store had 10 Rolexes.
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There's no way that shit even
had one.
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Your eyes are playing tricks on
you Dre.
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Real Rolexes? Nah.
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But official or not, I could
name five
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motherfuckers, Pip from
Queensbridge being one
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of them, who can't tell the
difference
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between a Rolex and a plastic
watch you give a little
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kid for his fucking birthday.
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And you know how much
them shits could be worth?
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I don't gotta fucking tell you,
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you already know.
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Yo Dre, I don't normally
change plans,
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especially not last minute.
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But this time, I'mma go
with you on this one.
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But we gotta do this shit right,
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no dummy shit, okay?
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Of course no dummy shit, of
course.
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I'm rolling with you.
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We gon' need some
shit to cover our faces,
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ski masks or something.
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So where the fuck we getting ski
masks at?
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Hey can I help you find
anything today?
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Yeah where can I find a
couple of black ski masks?
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Uh I'm sorry, we only carry
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those in the winter.
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Any other type of mask will
do,
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it don't have to be black.
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What's the occasion?
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- Wedding!
- Picnic!
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I see.
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The blue or black?
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You know I like polka dots.
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Register now!
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I shouldn't even have to say
this shit,
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but I'mma say this shit: You
make a move
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or you try to fight back,
I'mma blow your fucking brains
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out and you going to bed
without a faggot ass head!
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Whatever you say!
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So get every goddamn cent
out of that fucking register!
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You fucking talking so much,
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get every goddamn cent!
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Don't actually get us no
fucking pennies
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and nickels though man!
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We just want the cash!
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Paper only!
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Wait wait wait wait wa!
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They got the rolls of quarters,
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those are worth like $10.
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Fuck man!
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If you got those then
give them shits to us!
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But we don't want no goddamn
pennies!
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That's it! That's it!
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Man that's it?
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That's all that's in the
drawer!
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What!
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That's not even like 84 bucks!
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Yo they still got the box,
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we still got the box,
at least we got that!
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Go see that shit cause
I swear to God man,
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if we did this shit for 84
bucks,
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I swear to God!
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Yo I got a gut feeling it'll
be there.
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I got a gut feeling!
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There's something else
in the drawer.
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What's underneath those Twix
man?
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I know you got more under there!
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Go get that shit!
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Man put that shit in the
bag, just like this cuz.
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Put that shit in the bag!
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Oh shit!
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Ah fuck!
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My fucking...
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Fuck, goddamn! Yo I'mma
get the box,
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I'mma get the cash and be out!
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Hold on, hold on, hold on!
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Bullshit bro!
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Fuck, ah shit!
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Oh fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
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I got this, bro!
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Oh shit, fuck Dre.
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Oh shit there better be
something
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in that fucking box.
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Oh there better something
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in that fucking box.
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Fuck!
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Fuck.
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Where the fuck are the Rolexes?
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Fuck.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck me.
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Why do I always gotta
make stupid decisions?
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Oh we should have robbed my
Czech neighbor
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not this fucking store!
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Fuck it's because I never drink
Hennessy,
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I always drink Paul Masson.
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Fuck!
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Oh shit!
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There be better something
in that fucking box!
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Yo Pippin we should leave now.
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Shit.
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Shit.
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What!
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Ow!
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You stupid motherfucker!
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Yo I promise next time
we'll plan it better,
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I'll make sure it's straight.
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No!
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We just killed a motherfucker
and robbed a store midday.
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The cops is gonna be on their
way any fucking minute now.
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And we did it all for a
box full of nudey mags
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and old cum!
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Yo, I made a...
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How's that for a gut feeling?
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Oh fuck.
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Oh fuck.
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Yo!
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Oh shit!
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I take it those sirens are for
you?
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What'd you fucking do?
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Whack the entire A$AP Mob?
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Ah yo, do me a favor, take my
gun.
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Shoot me.
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- Look man...
- You can have this money,
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I swear to God.
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Look I admit, it's not the
lottery but it's 80 bucks
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and some snacks that you
ain't have five minutes ago.
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Alright man, I'm not
gonna shoot you or take
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your money or do any other
stupid shit
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you want me to do.
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Instead I'll tell you
this: a few blocks down
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there's an abandoned art studio,
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I just passed by it.
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If you can make it down there,
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well you might have a chance at
escaping
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the little girls in blue.
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But that's not gonna do much for
your knee
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problem, the only way
you're gonna take care
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of that hole in your
knee is getting arrested
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and taken to a hospital.
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The choice is yours man, not
mine.
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Wait!
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I got my own shit to
take care of!
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What the fuck man, what the,
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yo, what the fuck!
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Hey, hey yo!
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Yo!
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His name's Diablo.
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He lives above a gym.
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You'll see it.
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Is he there right now?
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He's always there.
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This guy doesn't do shit,
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his whole life is guns, guns,
guns.
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I'll call him and let
him know to expect you.
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Jezebel, you are a lifesaver.
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I need a name.
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Uh my name's Terrence.
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Oh Terrence like uh, Terry?
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Yeah sure.
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Okay cool, cool.
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What's up man?
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I'm a friend of Jezebel's.
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A friend of who?
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Jezebel.
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Jezebel...
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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Alright, yeah, nice girl.
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What's up man?
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I'm looking to buy something
from you.
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Oh I see.
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So you want to come in?
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I'd like to, yeah.
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Alright yeah, yeah sure, man.
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Come on.
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It would be rude of me
if I don't offer you
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some of this delicious pot roast
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that I have back there in the
fridge.
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No thanks.
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No thanks because you
don't like pot roast
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or because you are not hungry?
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Uh, little bit of both.
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Okay but let me tell you pal,
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this recipe is delicious, man.
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The first time I tried it,
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it blew my balls off.
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So are you sure?
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Yeah, I'm not looking to
get my balls blown off today.
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Alright, alright,
fair enough.
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Now, I always ask this
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to start, what is the main
reason you want to purchase
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one of my weapons, huh?
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Just protection, is that okay?
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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
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That's fine.
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Do you have a price range you
wanna spend?
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Well I really only need it for
one day,
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is it cheaper 'cause of that?
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Protection for one day, huh?
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Come on, pal, don't bullshit me.
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Who's ass are you looking to
blast?
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What? Someone can't have
protection for one day?
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We both know what that means,
man.
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Well I don't know what to tell
you, pal.
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Alright, no pressure.
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If you don't wanna say, you
don't wanna say.
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Alright fuck it, you
really wanna know who?
266
00:12:41,044 --> 00:12:41,843
I'm all ears.
267
00:12:43,146 --> 00:12:45,113
My fucking wife, that's who.
268
00:12:45,549 --> 00:12:46,514
Your fucking wife?
269
00:12:47,317 --> 00:12:48,483
What for?
270
00:12:48,485 --> 00:12:50,585
She's a fucking slut, that's
why.
271
00:12:51,121 --> 00:12:53,555
Damn man, that some
crazy shit right there.
272
00:12:53,657 --> 00:12:54,489
Uh-huh.
273
00:12:54,491 --> 00:12:57,458
Well listen pal, I'm not
judging here,
274
00:12:57,460 --> 00:12:58,760
that's not my place.
275
00:12:59,329 --> 00:13:01,029
Well, I appreciate that.
276
00:13:02,132 --> 00:13:03,932
Well let's go back to the
price, man.
277
00:13:04,334 --> 00:13:06,534
Honestly, I cannot give
you a better price based
278
00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:08,570
on how long you're gonna
keep the weapon, you know?
279
00:13:08,805 --> 00:13:11,272
If it's 30 days, 30 minus, 30
years,
280
00:13:11,274 --> 00:13:12,640
for me it's the same.
281
00:13:14,644 --> 00:13:16,411
How much to buy one?
282
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:18,413
Alright, now you're talking!
283
00:13:19,649 --> 00:13:22,717
I have some babies here
that start from 500 even
284
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:25,587
and some shit that goes to
thousands.
285
00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:27,622
What uh...
286
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:32,694
What's that one?
287
00:13:33,163 --> 00:13:35,830
Oh that baby right
there,
288
00:13:35,832 --> 00:13:37,665
that's an M60, my friend.
289
00:13:39,536 --> 00:13:41,169
That's the one they use in the
military.
290
00:13:41,438 --> 00:13:42,904
Yeah, have you seen that?
291
00:13:43,874 --> 00:13:45,373
But that's way too big for
you, man
292
00:13:46,009 --> 00:13:47,408
I don't wanna recommend you
that.
293
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:50,245
For you, what you need is a
handgun.
294
00:13:53,450 --> 00:13:54,983
Ah.
295
00:13:54,985 --> 00:13:59,954
Look, honestly this is
all out of my price range.
296
00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:02,390
Maybe I can work a deal?
297
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:05,493
No, no, no I think this
whole thing is a bust.
298
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,063
I'm gonna take a different
route,
299
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:11,199
but I appreciate your time.
300
00:14:11,201 --> 00:14:12,300
Alright, your call.
301
00:14:12,302 --> 00:14:14,869
But first, I'm gonna ask you to
set down
302
00:14:14,871 --> 00:14:18,106
that Beretta 21 A Bobcat back on
the bed
303
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:19,107
where you grabbed it.
304
00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:24,245
What uh, what are you talking
about?
305
00:14:24,247 --> 00:14:26,714
The handgun that you took from
the bed,
306
00:14:27,584 --> 00:14:28,616
I want you to put it back.
307
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,386
I don't know what you're
fucking talking about.
308
00:14:31,388 --> 00:14:32,153
Really dude?
309
00:14:32,155 --> 00:14:34,789
You want me to pull a gun out of
you?
310
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,090
Let me tell you pal, this is a
battle
311
00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:38,293
you ain't gonna win, I
know these babies more
312
00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:39,827
than you know your freaking
dick, alright?
313
00:14:39,829 --> 00:14:41,629
I still don't know what the
fuck
314
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,698
you're talking about, I
didn't take a handgun.
315
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:45,066
I didn't take anything from that
bed.
316
00:14:45,068 --> 00:14:47,502
Come on, what we doing here?
317
00:14:47,504 --> 00:14:48,469
Hmm?
318
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:49,404
You really want this?
319
00:14:49,873 --> 00:14:51,239
Okay.
320
00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:52,340
Alright.
321
00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:54,842
Fuck.
322
00:14:56,012 --> 00:14:57,745
Look it fell off the bed,
323
00:14:57,747 --> 00:14:58,446
I picked it up...
324
00:14:58,448 --> 00:15:00,014
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
325
00:15:00,016 --> 00:15:01,950
That's your story, get the
fuck out of here right now.
326
00:15:03,286 --> 00:15:04,786
Sure.
327
00:15:04,788 --> 00:15:07,322
Yeah there's only one
door, you can see it, use it!
328
00:15:08,425 --> 00:15:09,390
Fucking asshole.
329
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:10,525
I don't care, man.
330
00:15:10,527 --> 00:15:11,726
Bye, bye!
331
00:15:11,728 --> 00:15:13,328
I didn't mean anything
by it just so you know.
332
00:15:15,932 --> 00:15:17,498
Fucking idiot, stealing from
me.
333
00:15:52,102 --> 00:15:54,002
Ah man, this shit's good.
334
00:15:54,004 --> 00:15:55,970
Yeah I don't remember
the last time I ate
335
00:15:55,972 --> 00:15:56,938
a whole fucking meal.
336
00:15:56,940 --> 00:15:57,772
Yeah right.
337
00:15:57,941 --> 00:15:59,073
You know what, food, man,
338
00:15:59,075 --> 00:16:00,842
is like a fucking drug.
339
00:16:00,844 --> 00:16:03,044
Like I feel high off hot dog
right now.
340
00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:04,512
Yeah greasier the better,
dude.
341
00:16:04,781 --> 00:16:06,681
Yeah and the best part
is you can't overdose
342
00:16:06,683 --> 00:16:07,648
on no hot dog.
343
00:16:07,817 --> 00:16:09,350
Yeah you can become a fat fuck
though.
344
00:16:09,352 --> 00:16:10,218
Not me, man
345
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,252
Have you seen my fucking diet?
346
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,021
I could eat pure lard
every day for a month
347
00:16:13,023 --> 00:16:14,622
and gain maybe one pound tops.
348
00:16:14,624 --> 00:16:16,491
Yeah, that's what coke will do
to you.
349
00:16:16,493 --> 00:16:18,559
No man, I'm telling you,
it's my body, alright?
350
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,428
My body is like a
fucking Chinese sweatshop
351
00:16:20,430 --> 00:16:22,263
the way it gets shit done,
it works fucking overtime.
352
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:25,600
Yo after we're done with this
shit,
353
00:16:25,602 --> 00:16:26,968
you wanna go take some orders?
354
00:16:26,970 --> 00:16:28,669
That fucking idiot didn't even
have enough money
355
00:16:28,671 --> 00:16:29,771
to last us like a whole day.
356
00:16:29,773 --> 00:16:30,605
Yeah fuck yeah, man.
357
00:16:30,607 --> 00:16:31,706
Let's do it.
358
00:16:31,708 --> 00:16:33,074
It's been a minute since
we last took orders.
359
00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:34,475
Yeah and we're gonna
have to start doing it
360
00:16:34,477 --> 00:16:36,077
like every day or else
I'm gonna have to get
361
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,745
a real fucking job dude.
362
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:39,414
Yeah fuck that, me and a
real job ain't ever gonna meet.
363
00:16:39,983 --> 00:16:40,982
Not in this life.
364
00:16:43,353 --> 00:16:45,820
Yo fucking Daniel's having
like a day party right now.
365
00:16:45,822 --> 00:16:47,655
Wait he is?
366
00:16:47,657 --> 00:16:49,157
What he didn't tell ya?
367
00:16:49,159 --> 00:16:50,525
I guess it slipped his fucking
mind.
368
00:16:50,693 --> 00:16:51,926
Yeah well you wanna
hit it up afterwards?
369
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,461
We don't have any fucking
shit to do anyway.
370
00:16:53,463 --> 00:16:54,395
Yeah sure, fuck yeah man.
371
00:16:54,397 --> 00:16:55,129
Let's do it.
372
00:16:57,567 --> 00:16:59,233
I don't know where the fuck I
put it.
373
00:16:59,536 --> 00:17:01,502
Well keep searching
man they're somewhere.
374
00:17:01,738 --> 00:17:02,637
Thanks man, that's really,
375
00:17:02,639 --> 00:17:03,871
really fucking helpful.
376
00:17:06,009 --> 00:17:07,942
I wonder if I should shave my
head.
377
00:17:10,013 --> 00:17:11,446
Oh wait a second, I think I
know
378
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:12,346
where they are.
379
00:17:12,348 --> 00:17:13,648
It'd be easier to manage.
380
00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:15,683
I could take fewer showers.
381
00:17:17,420 --> 00:17:18,419
Here we go.
382
00:17:19,155 --> 00:17:19,954
Yo Vince.
383
00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:21,756
Vince!
384
00:17:21,758 --> 00:17:23,224
Yo I think I'm gonna fucking do
it, man.
385
00:17:23,226 --> 00:17:24,826
I think I'm gonna shave my head.
386
00:17:24,828 --> 00:17:25,593
Good for you, man.
387
00:17:25,595 --> 00:17:26,461
That's fucking great.
388
00:17:26,830 --> 00:17:27,728
Here's yours.
389
00:17:28,431 --> 00:17:29,197
Oh shit.
390
00:17:30,233 --> 00:17:31,032
You found 'em.
391
00:17:50,587 --> 00:17:51,586
Good afternoon, miss.
392
00:17:51,588 --> 00:17:52,553
Hi, how ya doing?
393
00:17:52,555 --> 00:17:53,888
- Hi.
- Hi!
394
00:17:53,890 --> 00:17:55,022
Hey, I'm alright.
395
00:17:55,024 --> 00:17:56,757
We're taking orders out here,
just making sure
396
00:17:56,759 --> 00:17:58,292
the line inside doesn't get too
long.
397
00:17:58,294 --> 00:17:59,794
The fire marshal's been on our
ass.
398
00:18:00,396 --> 00:18:01,762
Not from around here, are you
sir?
399
00:18:01,764 --> 00:18:02,797
Nah, you can tl?
400
00:18:02,799 --> 00:18:03,564
Where you from?
401
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,333
Houston, Texas.
402
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:07,201
Arkansas. Proud of it.
403
00:18:07,203 --> 00:18:08,402
Long way from Arkansas.
404
00:18:08,404 --> 00:18:10,338
So what can I get for you
today?
405
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:13,040
Uh man, I'd have to think
about that.
406
00:18:13,042 --> 00:18:14,909
I don't know, I haven't
seen the menu yet.
407
00:18:14,911 --> 00:18:16,310
Oh well let me simplify for
you.
408
00:18:16,546 --> 00:18:18,579
Okay, you can have a
burger with one patty,
409
00:18:18,581 --> 00:18:19,914
you can have a burger with two
patties,
410
00:18:19,916 --> 00:18:22,617
or you can have a burger
with three patties.
411
00:18:22,619 --> 00:18:24,685
Oh man, let's just go with two
patties.
412
00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:26,154
Only two patties?
413
00:18:26,156 --> 00:18:26,954
Yeah.
414
00:18:26,956 --> 00:18:28,089
I'm really not that hungry.
415
00:18:28,424 --> 00:18:29,423
What's your name, sir?
416
00:18:29,425 --> 00:18:30,291
Ronnie.
417
00:18:30,393 --> 00:18:31,159
Debbie.
418
00:18:31,161 --> 00:18:31,893
Debbie!
419
00:18:31,895 --> 00:18:32,793
Let me ask you something Debbie.
420
00:18:32,795 --> 00:18:34,162
how often do you come to New
York?
421
00:18:34,664 --> 00:18:35,363
Not very often.
422
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:36,397
Not very often?
423
00:18:36,399 --> 00:18:37,565
Yeah, this is actually my
first time.
424
00:18:37,567 --> 00:18:39,233
- This is your first time!
- Yeah!
425
00:18:39,235 --> 00:18:41,536
And can I ask you a
personal question, Ronnie?
426
00:18:41,671 --> 00:18:42,637
Sure.
427
00:18:42,639 --> 00:18:43,871
Have you tied the knot yet?
428
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,340
Oh yeah, I got a wife
and two kids right back
429
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:47,808
at the hotel right now.
430
00:18:47,810 --> 00:18:49,911
Does your wife want a
man that grabs the bull
431
00:18:49,913 --> 00:18:52,680
by the horns, or does your wife
want a man
432
00:18:52,682 --> 00:18:55,416
that can barely finish
two patties on one burger?
433
00:18:55,418 --> 00:18:56,784
Live life to the fullest,
434
00:18:56,786 --> 00:18:58,920
you gotta have three patties.
435
00:18:58,922 --> 00:19:00,254
Come on, sure it's a little bit
more
436
00:19:00,256 --> 00:19:01,956
expensive, but you're
gonna be able to tell
437
00:19:01,958 --> 00:19:04,692
your grandchildren that when
you went to New York City
438
00:19:04,694 --> 00:19:06,594
you gave it your all while you
were there.
439
00:19:07,297 --> 00:19:08,229
Alright, let's do it.
440
00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:09,096
Why not?
441
00:19:09,232 --> 00:19:10,131
That's true.
442
00:19:10,133 --> 00:19:11,465
That's true.
443
00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:12,934
I'm a big boy, I can
handle a little extra meat.
444
00:19:12,936 --> 00:19:14,335
Well I want you to have a
shake
445
00:19:14,337 --> 00:19:17,872
with that too and a large fry,
really make your wife proud.
446
00:19:17,874 --> 00:19:19,840
Let's do it, let's make her
proud.
447
00:19:19,842 --> 00:19:20,808
Let's make her proud, Ronnie.
448
00:19:20,977 --> 00:19:23,544
So that's a burger, fries, a
shake,
449
00:19:23,546 --> 00:19:24,612
and a water.
450
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:26,280
Are you sure you don't want
anything else?
451
00:19:26,282 --> 00:19:28,749
No, I couldn't possibly
eat more than that.
452
00:19:29,052 --> 00:19:30,918
Alright, well that will be
$31.
453
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,420
Okay Ronnie, that will be $36
today
454
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:33,487
and we only accept cash.
455
00:19:34,857 --> 00:19:36,357
$36.
456
00:19:36,359 --> 00:19:37,758
They were not lying when they
said
457
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,527
New York City's expensive, were
they?
458
00:19:42,665 --> 00:19:43,631
Here you go.
459
00:19:43,633 --> 00:19:44,599
Thank you.
460
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:45,766
Your food will be ready in no
time.
461
00:19:45,969 --> 00:19:47,501
Alright, thank you
very much go on inside,
462
00:19:47,503 --> 00:19:48,469
they'll know how to find you.
463
00:19:48,471 --> 00:19:49,670
Great, thank you so much!
464
00:19:49,672 --> 00:19:50,871
Thank you.
465
00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:55,810
Yo these fucking tourists
are too easy, dude.
466
00:19:55,812 --> 00:19:56,744
Debbie was pretty fine,
467
00:19:56,746 --> 00:19:57,812
I'd have let her fuck me.
468
00:19:58,681 --> 00:19:59,547
How much you get?
469
00:19:59,549 --> 00:20:00,715
31, you?
470
00:20:00,717 --> 00:20:02,383
I got fucking 36 bucks from
that fucker.
471
00:20:02,385 --> 00:20:04,085
Hey that's not bad,
that's enough for a G,
472
00:20:04,087 --> 00:20:05,353
G and a half.
473
00:20:05,355 --> 00:20:08,089
Dude it's probably more than
these fucking actual workers make.
474
00:20:08,091 --> 00:20:09,523
Now let's bounce before
some of these faggots
475
00:20:09,525 --> 00:20:10,625
start asking for their food.
476
00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:11,492
Let's do it.
477
00:20:14,397 --> 00:20:15,329
Hey!
478
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,165
Hey what's good?
479
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:51,899
Hey what's good?
480
00:20:51,901 --> 00:20:53,200
Hey, what's good?
481
00:20:54,137 --> 00:20:54,969
Hey wake up.
482
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:57,738
Hey you are missing the party.
483
00:20:58,508 --> 00:21:00,274
You're missing the party.
484
00:21:01,944 --> 00:21:03,244
Ah, fuck that.
485
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:08,182
'Cause it's like here's my
dick, right.
486
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:09,583
- Wait.
- And it's like skin.
487
00:21:09,585 --> 00:21:10,685
No skin.
488
00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:11,619
Skin.
489
00:21:11,621 --> 00:21:12,886
No skin.
490
00:21:12,888 --> 00:21:14,154
So wait there's skin
at the front and no skin
491
00:21:14,157 --> 00:21:14,955
at the back?
492
00:21:14,957 --> 00:21:16,090
No you pull it back, dude
493
00:21:16,092 --> 00:21:17,425
So like when you fucking jack
off,
494
00:21:17,427 --> 00:21:18,359
you don't even need anything.
495
00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:19,927
You just fucking fuck yourself.
496
00:21:21,164 --> 00:21:23,814
You know what I mean?
497
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:26,467
So if someone tells
you to go fuck yourself,
498
00:21:26,469 --> 00:21:29,370
you say "I'm not
circumcised so I always do".
499
00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:31,939
Yeah technically you
have to say that legally.
500
00:21:31,941 --> 00:21:32,973
- You do?
- Yeah, yeah.
501
00:21:32,975 --> 00:21:34,175
If you're not circumcised,
502
00:21:34,177 --> 00:21:35,743
you have to say you're not
circumcised?
503
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,212
I don't think that's right.
504
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:39,347
What?
505
00:21:39,349 --> 00:21:41,382
You said you have to say that
legally
506
00:21:41,384 --> 00:21:42,316
that you're not circumcised.
507
00:21:42,318 --> 00:21:43,351
I'm not circumcised.
508
00:21:43,353 --> 00:21:44,218
So you have to say...
509
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:45,186
Legally.
510
00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:46,520
Wait.
511
00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:48,122
You have to legally announce
that like
512
00:21:48,124 --> 00:21:49,190
before you have sex...
513
00:21:49,192 --> 00:21:50,691
No dude, it was totally
legal.
514
00:21:50,693 --> 00:21:52,193
You have to be like "by
the way I'm not circumcised"
515
00:21:52,195 --> 00:21:53,627
or else like you're
breaking a law or something?
516
00:21:53,629 --> 00:21:55,196
It's not illegal to be
circumcised.
517
00:21:55,198 --> 00:21:57,498
No but listen, I need
a fucking shot right now.
518
00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:58,332
I need a shot.
519
00:21:58,334 --> 00:21:59,400
I need a fucking shot.
520
00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:00,668
Someone give me a shot, man.
521
00:22:00,670 --> 00:22:01,502
Let's go.
522
00:22:01,504 --> 00:22:02,737
You taking a shot with me?
523
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:04,472
You're gonna take a shot with
me.
524
00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:05,673
Yore taking one too.
525
00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:08,209
Everybody's fucking taking
shots.
526
00:22:08,511 --> 00:22:11,278
Everybody's taking shots.
527
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:14,048
My sister can go fuck
herself for all I care.
528
00:22:14,050 --> 00:22:16,317
I won't fucking answer to that
bitch.
529
00:22:17,286 --> 00:22:18,619
I don't, I don't answer to that
bitch.
530
00:22:18,621 --> 00:22:19,720
What do you mean?
531
00:22:19,722 --> 00:22:20,755
I don't fucking, she's always
like...
532
00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:22,156
What do you mean "fuck
herself"?
533
00:22:22,158 --> 00:22:22,890
What does that mean?
534
00:22:23,326 --> 00:22:23,991
You don't know?
535
00:22:23,993 --> 00:22:25,126
Like with her fingers?
536
00:22:25,728 --> 00:22:26,761
Fuck you, man.
537
00:22:27,363 --> 00:22:28,462
She's not you.
538
00:22:29,132 --> 00:22:30,564
You're taking a fucking shot!
539
00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:32,233
Get that shit together, let's
go.
540
00:22:32,235 --> 00:22:33,100
- Let's go.
- Pour it out.
541
00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:33,968
Let's go.
542
00:22:33,970 --> 00:22:34,635
Let's go, let's go.
543
00:22:34,637 --> 00:22:35,503
That's right.
544
00:22:35,505 --> 00:22:36,737
There we go.
545
00:22:36,739 --> 00:22:37,972
There we go, there we go, there
we go.
546
00:22:37,974 --> 00:22:39,306
I like that, uh!
547
00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:41,809
Oh!
548
00:22:43,212 --> 00:22:44,979
Ah shit.
549
00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:46,280
Woooo!
550
00:22:47,483 --> 00:22:48,949
I love it, I love it.
551
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:53,621
Stop it. You're looking
really sad all of a sudden.
552
00:22:53,623 --> 00:22:58,125
It's just like, I don't
understand what crabs are.
553
00:22:58,127 --> 00:22:59,160
'Cause I've had crabs...
554
00:22:59,162 --> 00:23:00,327
They're little critters
555
00:23:00,329 --> 00:23:02,129
that live in the fucking
ocean, you dumb ass.
556
00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:04,231
It looks like little fucking
animals
557
00:23:04,233 --> 00:23:05,733
in my fucking pubic hair.
558
00:23:05,868 --> 00:23:07,368
Do they pinch you?
559
00:23:07,370 --> 00:23:09,069
Yeah they bite, dawg, and
they fucking burrow inside me.
560
00:23:09,071 --> 00:23:10,838
Like I keep fucking shaving and
you know
561
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,073
I'm Jewish so it grows so
fast and then it's like
562
00:23:13,075 --> 00:23:14,475
they just come out after.
563
00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:15,576
It's like even if you shave,
564
00:23:15,578 --> 00:23:16,677
they don't go away.
565
00:23:16,679 --> 00:23:17,611
I know.
566
00:23:17,613 --> 00:23:20,247
That's how crabs are.
567
00:23:20,249 --> 00:23:21,816
I don't understand why
they're called crabs.
568
00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:23,284
They're not like from the ocean.
569
00:23:23,286 --> 00:23:24,418
Does it look like a crab?
570
00:23:24,420 --> 00:23:25,920
I've seen crabs, crabs are
huge.
571
00:23:25,922 --> 00:23:27,721
These are little fucking
little tiny motherfuckers.
572
00:23:27,723 --> 00:23:29,657
- It's a hermit crab.
- No it's not.
573
00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:32,126
You have hermit crabs.
574
00:23:32,128 --> 00:23:33,427
I have hermit crabs?
575
00:23:33,429 --> 00:23:34,462
Yeah that's what it's called,
576
00:23:34,464 --> 00:23:35,129
that's the official...
577
00:23:35,131 --> 00:23:35,896
Hermit crabs?
578
00:23:35,898 --> 00:23:36,697
Yeah it's like the doctors
579
00:23:36,699 --> 00:23:38,065
they call it hermit crabs.
580
00:23:38,067 --> 00:23:39,099
Dude I was like fucking,
581
00:23:39,101 --> 00:23:41,802
fucking this fucking Indian
chick
582
00:23:41,804 --> 00:23:46,040
and she was like a Buddhist and
she told me that you're like
583
00:23:46,042 --> 00:23:48,342
kinda like a fucking
hermit crab but you die
584
00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:49,944
and then you just like change
shells,
585
00:23:49,946 --> 00:23:51,779
but that's what's all over my
dick.
586
00:23:53,883 --> 00:23:54,982
Shit!
587
00:23:55,518 --> 00:23:57,251
Kidding me, kidding me.
588
00:23:57,253 --> 00:23:59,153
You're kidding me!
589
00:24:02,258 --> 00:24:03,123
Yes!
590
00:24:06,395 --> 00:24:07,294
I don't want to.
591
00:24:07,296 --> 00:24:08,362
I'll fuck you up right now.
592
00:24:08,364 --> 00:24:10,297
- Don't make me, Kookie...
- Short round, I will,
593
00:24:10,299 --> 00:24:12,032
hey don't fucking ball tap me.
594
00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:13,267
Kookie, give me the fucking
cash.
595
00:24:13,703 --> 00:24:16,070
Give me the fucking
lighter, bitch.
596
00:24:18,174 --> 00:24:19,340
You know what?
597
00:24:19,342 --> 00:24:21,642
You should take kung
fu lessons 'cause then
598
00:24:21,644 --> 00:24:23,978
you can get your ass
kicked on a regular basis
599
00:24:23,980 --> 00:24:25,346
and pay for it, you know?
600
00:24:29,085 --> 00:24:30,551
Thank you.
601
00:24:30,553 --> 00:24:31,318
Thank you.
602
00:24:31,721 --> 00:24:32,753
Yes, yes.
603
00:24:39,595 --> 00:24:41,629
No, no, no, no, no fuck that.
604
00:24:41,631 --> 00:24:43,197
What the hell is that?
605
00:24:43,199 --> 00:24:44,131
What the hell is that shit?
606
00:24:44,133 --> 00:24:45,766
Is this fucking guy cool?
607
00:24:46,002 --> 00:24:46,834
Of course I'm cool.
608
00:24:46,836 --> 00:24:48,035
Everybody thinks I'm cool.
609
00:24:48,037 --> 00:24:49,236
Nah I'm just playing,
but you're not gonna
610
00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:50,905
fucking piss on my couch again
right?
611
00:24:50,907 --> 00:24:53,574
Dude, I can't believe you
even bring that shit up man.
612
00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:54,975
That was a one time ordeal.
613
00:24:54,977 --> 00:24:56,677
I swear to God never to be
repeated.
614
00:24:56,679 --> 00:24:58,445
Swear to me fucking Kookie.
615
00:24:59,315 --> 00:25:01,048
I swear to me fucking Kookie
616
00:25:01,050 --> 00:25:02,917
that's never gonna
fucking happen again.
617
00:25:02,919 --> 00:25:04,451
It took three days to clean my
couch.
618
00:25:04,453 --> 00:25:07,288
Ah man I can't believe you
still kept that shit, but...
619
00:25:07,290 --> 00:25:08,856
I don't have any fucking
money.
620
00:25:08,858 --> 00:25:10,491
Are you serious?
621
00:25:10,493 --> 00:25:11,659
Why'd you invite this
motherfucker?
622
00:25:11,661 --> 00:25:13,294
This is for you. This is a
623
00:25:13,296 --> 00:25:15,129
"I'm sorry I
peed on your couch" stick.
624
00:25:15,932 --> 00:25:16,697
I'll take that.
625
00:25:18,868 --> 00:25:19,733
Yeah okay.
626
00:25:19,735 --> 00:25:20,601
But we gotta go upstairs
and smoke it cause
627
00:25:20,603 --> 00:25:22,102
everybody else is gonna
want a piece of it.
628
00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:23,037
Right, right.
629
00:25:23,806 --> 00:25:24,805
Hey come on, man.
630
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:38,886
Yo dude.
631
00:25:38,888 --> 00:25:41,922
Why are we fucking on top of
the roof?
632
00:25:41,924 --> 00:25:44,091
Because why aren't
we on top of the roof,
633
00:25:44,527 --> 00:25:46,827
until we are, but why weren't we
on top
634
00:25:46,829 --> 00:25:48,095
of the roof from the beginning?
635
00:25:48,097 --> 00:25:50,297
Yo he's cool man, whatever.
636
00:25:50,299 --> 00:25:50,998
Fuck outta here.
637
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,116
You know what?
638
00:25:53,118 --> 00:25:55,235
You're so complaining all the
time, Jesus.
639
00:25:55,237 --> 00:25:58,439
You know, you gotta like
enjoy the little things,
640
00:25:58,441 --> 00:25:59,773
that's what your girlfriend
says, right?
641
00:26:01,277 --> 00:26:03,477
Vince fucked your sister.
642
00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:06,614
Oh fuck you man, Vince
doesn't fuck anything,
643
00:26:06,616 --> 00:26:07,548
he just says that shit.
644
00:26:07,550 --> 00:26:08,749
I fucked your sister at summer
camp.
645
00:26:08,751 --> 00:26:09,483
Huge tits bro.
646
00:26:09,952 --> 00:26:11,151
Huge fucking tits.
647
00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:12,319
Me and all the counselors.
648
00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:14,221
She said she enjoyed the
little things.
649
00:26:14,390 --> 00:26:15,823
Oh shit.
650
00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:17,091
- Oh shit.
- Hey yo Vince, you got that
651
00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:18,525
pass me that light.
652
00:26:20,730 --> 00:26:22,196
This is fucked up, man.
653
00:26:22,198 --> 00:26:23,597
Dude, the fuck on top of the
roof,
654
00:26:23,599 --> 00:26:25,566
the bitches are downstairs.
655
00:26:26,602 --> 00:26:27,635
Why are we up here?
656
00:26:27,637 --> 00:26:28,736
Get em up here bro.
657
00:26:29,138 --> 00:26:30,070
Huh?
658
00:26:30,806 --> 00:26:32,606
The bitches are downstairs.
659
00:26:32,608 --> 00:26:36,744
Yo fucking Sherlock Holmes
over here.
660
00:26:36,746 --> 00:26:39,179
Solving mysteries left and
right.
661
00:26:39,181 --> 00:26:40,781
Fuck you man.
662
00:26:41,951 --> 00:26:43,050
Hey you want this shit?
663
00:26:43,052 --> 00:26:44,184
Come on, lighten up.
664
00:26:45,755 --> 00:26:46,654
You know what?
665
00:26:46,922 --> 00:26:48,055
This is, I got something for
you.
666
00:26:48,057 --> 00:26:49,256
What do you have for me?
667
00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:50,624
Check this shit out.
668
00:26:50,826 --> 00:26:51,659
Yeah jump.
669
00:26:54,163 --> 00:26:55,996
He got his cock out, what the
fuck?
670
00:26:55,998 --> 00:26:57,564
Are you fucking serious?
671
00:26:57,566 --> 00:26:58,465
Fuck you!
672
00:26:58,968 --> 00:26:59,967
Fuck Kookie!
673
00:27:00,569 --> 00:27:01,702
Dude fuck this guy, man.
674
00:27:01,704 --> 00:27:03,203
- Look at his fucking dick.
- This is what
675
00:27:03,205 --> 00:27:04,238
I'm talking about man.
676
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,373
- The fuck is that?
- Oh my God.
677
00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:07,875
Yeah get it out, dude.
678
00:27:08,177 --> 00:27:09,309
Hey.
679
00:27:09,311 --> 00:27:10,944
Hey.
680
00:27:10,946 --> 00:27:11,712
Hey!
681
00:27:11,714 --> 00:27:12,680
What? Fuck!
682
00:27:12,682 --> 00:27:14,248
Check this shit out.
683
00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:36,403
Hit the guy in the fucking suit.
684
00:27:36,605 --> 00:27:37,471
That motherfucker?
685
00:27:38,174 --> 00:27:39,139
That motherfucker.
686
00:27:42,278 --> 00:27:43,043
Boom!
687
00:27:43,045 --> 00:27:44,111
- Oh!
- Shit
688
00:27:44,113 --> 00:27:45,813
Yeah fuck you, motherfucker!
689
00:27:45,815 --> 00:27:47,014
Fuck you!
690
00:27:48,818 --> 00:27:51,385
Yeah hey, you like piss?
691
00:27:51,387 --> 00:27:53,220
That's what you get for
wearing a fucking suit!
692
00:27:53,222 --> 00:27:54,922
Yo wait, you see that dog,
dude?
693
00:27:54,924 --> 00:27:55,956
Yeah get it, get it.
694
00:27:56,992 --> 00:27:57,858
Yo dog!
695
00:28:00,262 --> 00:28:01,795
Fuck you, motherfucker!
696
00:28:01,797 --> 00:28:02,996
What's up dog!
697
00:28:02,998 --> 00:28:05,365
Yeah I scared the shit out of
that dog!
698
00:28:12,108 --> 00:28:14,942
- Hey!
- Hurry up, you're gonna fucking miss it.
699
00:28:14,944 --> 00:28:16,243
Dude, it's the fucking
best moment right here.
700
00:28:16,245 --> 00:28:17,144
Do it!
701
00:28:17,146 --> 00:28:17,978
Do it.
702
00:28:18,581 --> 00:28:19,580
Hey!
703
00:28:20,349 --> 00:28:21,582
Get away from the ledge.
704
00:28:23,085 --> 00:28:24,885
I said get away from the fucking
ledge.
705
00:28:25,955 --> 00:28:26,987
You're under arrest.
706
00:28:28,491 --> 00:28:31,225
This whole goddamn roof is under
arrest.
707
00:28:31,227 --> 00:28:33,460
Why don't you suck my dick?
708
00:28:36,499 --> 00:28:38,766
Oh shit!
709
00:28:41,804 --> 00:28:42,603
Fuck.
710
00:28:56,552 --> 00:28:58,552
It's Francisco, what's good?
711
00:28:59,355 --> 00:29:03,524
I'm outside his place,
Kelly's already up there.
712
00:29:03,526 --> 00:29:05,325
We probably don't even need
guns.
713
00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:07,294
All he does is fucking
smoke weed every day,
714
00:29:07,296 --> 00:29:09,630
he's no threat.
715
00:29:09,632 --> 00:29:12,299
Yo that's what I call a
nonissue.
716
00:29:12,301 --> 00:29:13,500
I'm expecting us to be in and
out,
717
00:29:13,502 --> 00:29:14,935
just like the burger.
718
00:29:16,605 --> 00:29:19,606
It's one motherfucker,
maybe he has a friend,
719
00:29:19,608 --> 00:29:20,440
it doesn't matter.
720
00:29:20,442 --> 00:29:23,811
The point is he won't be
expecting shit.
721
00:29:23,813 --> 00:29:25,779
For all I know, Kelly's
already figured out
722
00:29:25,781 --> 00:29:27,915
where his stash is and
is making him his bitch
723
00:29:27,917 --> 00:29:28,982
as we speak.
724
00:29:31,554 --> 00:29:32,786
It's all worth it for the good
shit
725
00:29:32,788 --> 00:29:35,255
we're gonna get.
726
00:29:35,257 --> 00:29:36,924
I'll call you when it's done.
727
00:30:17,399 --> 00:30:19,633
Hey Francisco man, you finally
showed.
728
00:30:20,803 --> 00:30:22,302
It's alright, I was always the
tardy guy
729
00:30:22,304 --> 00:30:23,704
in school, have a seat next to
Kelly.
730
00:30:25,608 --> 00:30:26,406
Have a seat.
731
00:30:27,309 --> 00:30:28,942
Hey Stevie, how you doing?
732
00:30:28,944 --> 00:30:30,143
I appreciate you guys being
able to do
733
00:30:30,145 --> 00:30:33,380
this tonight, it's been
a fucking nightmare
734
00:30:33,382 --> 00:30:35,148
of a couple of days.
735
00:30:35,150 --> 00:30:36,617
Well this is the
first time I've been out
736
00:30:36,619 --> 00:30:38,118
in a minute.
737
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:39,553
I just got over a bad flu, man.
738
00:30:39,555 --> 00:30:41,088
I was just coughing and sneezing
and...
739
00:30:41,090 --> 00:30:42,522
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait,
740
00:30:42,992 --> 00:30:43,924
you're serious?
741
00:30:47,062 --> 00:30:48,061
Yeah.
742
00:30:49,265 --> 00:30:50,530
The fuck is wrong with you?
743
00:30:50,532 --> 00:30:53,300
What? You're gonna bring your
germs in here,
744
00:30:53,302 --> 00:30:54,968
your Mexican filth fever,
745
00:30:54,970 --> 00:30:56,169
really you trying to get me
sick?
746
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:00,374
Chill man, I'm healthy now.
747
00:31:01,543 --> 00:31:03,176
Fuck, I'm not even Mexican.
748
00:31:03,178 --> 00:31:04,044
You don't gotta worry.
749
00:31:13,289 --> 00:31:15,188
I'm just busting your balls,
man.
750
00:31:16,525 --> 00:31:18,492
But really though,
there's a sink over there,
751
00:31:18,494 --> 00:31:19,860
could you go wash your hands?
752
00:31:21,096 --> 00:31:23,363
My immune system's a
real cold-hearted bitch.
753
00:31:25,834 --> 00:31:26,867
Sure.
754
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:32,506
And use the soap.
755
00:31:44,353 --> 00:31:46,787
So what's with those guys over
there?
756
00:31:46,789 --> 00:31:49,523
I don't remember you having
any bodyguards last time.
757
00:31:49,525 --> 00:31:51,725
Well Bernard and
Frazier are the canines.
758
00:31:52,294 --> 00:31:53,860
And those two big, beautiful
bastards
759
00:31:53,862 --> 00:31:55,262
are Buddy and Al.
760
00:31:55,264 --> 00:31:58,732
They're a quiet bunch but they
get loud when they need to be.
761
00:31:58,734 --> 00:32:00,567
They're pretty fucking scary,
man.
762
00:32:00,569 --> 00:32:02,436
I had to install this
whole state of the art
763
00:32:02,438 --> 00:32:03,937
security system cause shit is
just getting
764
00:32:03,939 --> 00:32:05,305
too dangerous nowadays.
765
00:32:05,641 --> 00:32:08,308
You know, I look out my
window and I think half
766
00:32:08,310 --> 00:32:10,978
of the people out there would
rob me and slit my throat
767
00:32:10,980 --> 00:32:12,479
over an ounce of fucking weed.
768
00:32:14,016 --> 00:32:15,682
Oh hey man, I mean
you do sell good shit,
769
00:32:15,684 --> 00:32:17,551
don't get me wrong, but don't
you think
770
00:32:17,553 --> 00:32:19,353
that might be a little
excessive?
771
00:32:19,355 --> 00:32:21,455
People say that shit but you
can never
772
00:32:21,457 --> 00:32:22,222
be too careful.
773
00:32:23,158 --> 00:32:24,758
I was watching TV the other day,
774
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:26,159
I never fucking watch that shit,
775
00:32:26,161 --> 00:32:27,494
there's too many subliminal
messages.
776
00:32:27,496 --> 00:32:28,695
You know what I'm saying
777
00:32:28,897 --> 00:32:30,630
Nevertheless it was on and
they're airing this
778
00:32:30,632 --> 00:32:33,900
documentary about a drug
dealer murdered
779
00:32:33,902 --> 00:32:36,803
in his own home by people
he sees all the time.
780
00:32:36,805 --> 00:32:40,974
Not some hitman but people he
considered to be his friends.
781
00:32:42,011 --> 00:32:43,910
I thought to myself "fuck that
shit",
782
00:32:44,246 --> 00:32:47,214
so Buddy, Al and those
Airbuds there were hired.
783
00:32:47,716 --> 00:32:49,131
Airbuds?
784
00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:50,549
No more like fucking Cujos, man.
785
00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:53,220
I guess at means they're
effective.
786
00:32:53,222 --> 00:32:54,521
You ever had to use them yet?
787
00:32:54,523 --> 00:32:57,090
No and honestly, I hope I
never have to,
788
00:32:57,092 --> 00:32:59,226
but doesn't mean they're
not experienced though.
789
00:32:59,228 --> 00:33:01,828
Used to belong to this mob boss
Uptown.
790
00:33:01,830 --> 00:33:03,797
Killed more cats than curiosity
with him.
791
00:33:04,933 --> 00:33:07,734
But, gentlemen, how 'bout
we change the subject?
792
00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:09,536
Yeah, yeah, yeah fine with me.
793
00:33:09,538 --> 00:33:12,172
So what, you guys
call me out of the blue,
794
00:33:12,174 --> 00:33:14,374
you buying, selling, you got
a deal, you have an offer?
795
00:33:14,376 --> 00:33:15,142
Talk to me.
796
00:33:17,379 --> 00:33:19,546
Let's see that green shit of
yours that's so fucking good.
797
00:33:21,817 --> 00:33:24,451
Do me a favor, give me that
maroon suitcase over there.
798
00:33:25,888 --> 00:33:27,421
Oh Francisco, why don't
you go get that shit?
799
00:33:30,225 --> 00:33:31,591
We're looking to make
a deal that makes both
800
00:33:31,593 --> 00:33:34,161
of us real happy, lots of money
for you,
801
00:33:34,163 --> 00:33:35,962
lots of product for us.
802
00:33:35,964 --> 00:33:36,863
Perfect.
803
00:33:42,738 --> 00:33:44,271
So this is where you keep your
stash?
804
00:33:44,273 --> 00:33:45,338
There's no lock or anything,
805
00:33:45,340 --> 00:33:47,040
just open it up.
806
00:34:04,626 --> 00:34:05,625
What the fuck are these?
807
00:34:06,695 --> 00:34:07,627
CD's.
808
00:34:08,497 --> 00:34:10,130
I don't get it, man.
809
00:34:10,132 --> 00:34:11,198
This is how I roll now.
810
00:34:11,900 --> 00:34:13,233
What you think I just leave my
stash out
811
00:34:13,235 --> 00:34:14,717
in the open for any motherfucker
812
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,202
to just walk in here and
steal it out from under me?
813
00:34:16,205 --> 00:34:18,772
No, guys, that shit's for the
pigeons.
814
00:34:18,774 --> 00:34:20,841
This is way better, just play
one.
815
00:34:22,744 --> 00:34:24,044
Is it just sound or a video?
816
00:34:24,046 --> 00:34:26,613
It's a fucking CD not a
goddamn DVD,
817
00:34:26,615 --> 00:34:28,081
alright yes just sound.
818
00:34:29,618 --> 00:34:31,051
Okay, sorry man.
819
00:34:31,053 --> 00:34:31,818
Play one.
820
00:34:32,554 --> 00:34:33,687
Does it matter which one?
821
00:34:33,689 --> 00:34:34,821
You guys are making this way
more
822
00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:36,223
complicated than it needs to be.
823
00:34:36,225 --> 00:34:38,091
You pick up a CD, you open up
the player,
824
00:34:38,093 --> 00:34:39,893
you put it in, you press play.
825
00:34:53,375 --> 00:34:54,774
♪ My friends turn me on
826
00:34:57,179 --> 00:34:58,512
♪ I live for drugs
827
00:35:30,312 --> 00:35:31,511
Midnight Frostbite.
828
00:35:32,481 --> 00:35:35,148
What the fuck is
Midnight Frostbite, man?
829
00:35:35,150 --> 00:35:37,417
That's the name of the weed
that goes with this song.
830
00:35:37,819 --> 00:35:39,619
Oh so that's what you're
doing,
831
00:35:39,621 --> 00:35:42,789
you got songs that correspond
with the weed you're selling?
832
00:35:42,791 --> 00:35:44,858
I always say you can
tell a lot
833
00:35:44,860 --> 00:35:46,960
about a person's musical
tastes by the type of weed
834
00:35:46,962 --> 00:35:48,195
that they smoke, right?
835
00:35:48,197 --> 00:35:49,196
And not everything goes with
Pink Floyd
836
00:35:49,198 --> 00:35:50,297
or Bob Marley, okay?
837
00:35:50,299 --> 00:35:53,066
I got light shit, dark shit,
weird shit,
838
00:35:53,068 --> 00:35:56,870
and it all corresponds with
a different synthetic strand.
839
00:35:56,872 --> 00:36:00,273
This, this is that I wanna choke
fuck
840
00:36:00,275 --> 00:36:02,008
you on the sidewalk at
three in the morning
841
00:36:02,010 --> 00:36:03,376
kinda mood, you know?
842
00:36:03,845 --> 00:36:05,912
But hey, pick another one,
843
00:36:05,914 --> 00:36:07,113
get a better idea of what I got.
844
00:36:07,115 --> 00:36:11,318
So uh, where do you
keep your actual stash
845
00:36:12,888 --> 00:36:13,687
Secret.
846
00:36:15,624 --> 00:36:16,556
I want you to play another one,
847
00:36:16,558 --> 00:36:17,591
get a better idea.
848
00:36:24,132 --> 00:36:25,398
That's a good one.
849
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,567
It's a two parter, now the first
track
850
00:36:27,569 --> 00:36:29,569
is when you're first
coming up into the high
851
00:36:29,571 --> 00:36:31,404
and the second part is
when you're real deep
852
00:36:31,406 --> 00:36:33,740
into the night or afternoon,
morning,
853
00:36:33,742 --> 00:36:34,908
whenever you smoke.
854
00:36:54,296 --> 00:36:56,496
So what, I'm gonna be like the
member
855
00:36:56,498 --> 00:36:59,132
of a '70s soul group if I smoke
this shit?
856
00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:01,835
Originally this was called
Agent Orange,
857
00:37:02,271 --> 00:37:03,803
but then I synthetically mixed
it,
858
00:37:03,805 --> 00:37:06,840
spliced it together
with California Dreamin'
859
00:37:06,842 --> 00:37:08,174
and turned it into a trip.
860
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:14,147
Hey Stevie, let me ask you
something.
861
00:37:15,117 --> 00:37:16,082
Ask away.
862
00:37:19,688 --> 00:37:22,555
I know you said it's a secret
863
00:37:24,626 --> 00:37:29,262
and I understand that, but
is your stash close by?
864
00:37:29,831 --> 00:37:32,632
I mean the reason I ask
is as much as I fuck
865
00:37:32,634 --> 00:37:34,267
with this new method, there's
nothing like
866
00:37:34,269 --> 00:37:35,568
smelling and touching, you know?
867
00:37:37,105 --> 00:37:38,138
Yeah I'll tell you what,
868
00:37:39,441 --> 00:37:41,408
you find one you like, I'll let
you touch
869
00:37:41,410 --> 00:37:44,210
and smell the shit out
of it, but until then,
870
00:37:44,212 --> 00:37:47,414
let's just say that Nicolas
Cage in "National Treasure"
871
00:37:47,416 --> 00:37:49,449
would have a real hard time
finding it.
872
00:37:54,323 --> 00:37:55,922
- That's good.
- Yeah.
873
00:37:55,924 --> 00:37:59,292
Hey, no but I do see where
Francisco's coming from here.
874
00:37:59,294 --> 00:38:01,194
I mean you gotta admit it's
pretty fucking
875
00:38:01,196 --> 00:38:03,063
difficult to get an idea
of the strand solely
876
00:38:03,065 --> 00:38:04,197
from the music.
877
00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:05,398
I mean, we don't even know what
this weed
878
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,100
looks like, tastes like or
smells like,
879
00:38:07,469 --> 00:38:08,835
and when you're looking
to buy something new,
880
00:38:08,837 --> 00:38:11,004
which we are, all three of those
things
881
00:38:11,006 --> 00:38:12,706
are very, very important.
882
00:38:14,009 --> 00:38:16,643
So um, what do you think?
883
00:38:16,645 --> 00:38:20,246
We could go and see your stash.
884
00:38:28,256 --> 00:38:29,356
I'm enjoying this.
885
00:38:32,694 --> 00:38:33,993
You guys don't seem to be.
886
00:38:34,830 --> 00:38:36,363
No, no, no. Hold on, no, no,
887
00:38:36,365 --> 00:38:39,599
we never said we aren't
enjoying it.
888
00:38:39,601 --> 00:38:41,768
This is fucking great.
889
00:38:41,770 --> 00:38:43,803
We're just not used to doing
business
890
00:38:43,805 --> 00:38:45,305
- in this fashion.
- Right.
891
00:38:46,408 --> 00:38:47,841
Guys I'm conflicted here,
okay.
892
00:38:49,077 --> 00:38:51,678
I've got two devils on my
shoulder.
893
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,981
One, the salesman in me
is saying hey Stevie,
894
00:38:54,983 --> 00:38:57,417
these two guys are gonna
have a much better idea,
895
00:38:57,419 --> 00:38:59,119
buying experience if you will,
896
00:38:59,121 --> 00:39:00,420
if they can touch and smell the
shit,
897
00:39:00,422 --> 00:39:01,921
see what I have to offer.
898
00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:03,623
The second is the felon in me,
899
00:39:03,625 --> 00:39:05,625
saying don't fucking trust
body and keep
900
00:39:05,627 --> 00:39:08,661
your shit hidden away and
therefore safe.
901
00:39:08,663 --> 00:39:09,896
What's a guy to do?
902
00:39:10,332 --> 00:39:11,731
Look man, there's a disconnect
here
903
00:39:11,733 --> 00:39:13,066
if you don't think you can trust
us.
904
00:39:13,068 --> 00:39:14,334
I mean, come on.
905
00:39:14,336 --> 00:39:18,104
Here's the thing, I don't like
to think
906
00:39:18,106 --> 00:39:20,373
anything, I like to know.
907
00:39:20,942 --> 00:39:21,775
Amen.
908
00:39:24,012 --> 00:39:27,280
You mind if Francisco
and I have a quick word
909
00:39:27,282 --> 00:39:28,214
in the corner?
910
00:39:29,518 --> 00:39:30,483
Yeah sure.
911
00:39:30,852 --> 00:39:32,185
Just don't come back saying some
shit
912
00:39:32,187 --> 00:39:33,386
I don't wanna hear, huh?
913
00:39:34,689 --> 00:39:35,588
Right.
914
00:39:35,590 --> 00:39:36,556
Yeah sure, I mean.
915
00:39:39,127 --> 00:39:39,893
Come on.
916
00:39:48,136 --> 00:39:49,736
Alright just act like we're
having
917
00:39:49,738 --> 00:39:51,004
a normal conversation, okay?
918
00:39:51,006 --> 00:39:52,505
Let's not get this fucking wack
job any
919
00:39:52,507 --> 00:39:54,307
more paranoid than he already
is.
920
00:39:55,877 --> 00:39:57,744
Okay, it's pretty fucking
obvious
921
00:39:57,746 --> 00:39:59,145
this shit ain't going down
anymore.
922
00:39:59,281 --> 00:40:00,647
- No shit.
- And even if by some
923
00:40:00,649 --> 00:40:02,582
miracle he does manage to show
924
00:40:02,584 --> 00:40:07,287
his stash, snatching it's
outta the question now.
925
00:40:07,289 --> 00:40:08,955
Well we weren't anticipating
dogs and
926
00:40:08,957 --> 00:40:11,257
Shaquille O'Neal's two cousins
to be guarding the place.
927
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:12,759
What's next?
928
00:40:13,862 --> 00:40:15,962
We just gotta buy some
shit and fucking split.
929
00:40:15,964 --> 00:40:17,263
Well you know he's expecting
us to buy
930
00:40:17,265 --> 00:40:18,965
some real fucking nice expensive
shit.
931
00:40:20,202 --> 00:40:21,968
Problem is I don't really
have the inclination
932
00:40:21,970 --> 00:40:23,202
to spend that kind of money.
933
00:40:23,204 --> 00:40:24,437
You're going to have to start
to develop that
934
00:40:24,439 --> 00:40:25,605
inclination cause that's the
only way
935
00:40:25,607 --> 00:40:27,207
we're getting out of here on
good terms.
936
00:40:28,810 --> 00:40:29,576
Unless.
937
00:40:30,946 --> 00:40:31,678
You armed?
938
00:40:33,682 --> 00:40:35,181
Yeah the guard didn't
catch it in the pat down,
939
00:40:35,183 --> 00:40:37,450
- what about you?
- No, no
940
00:40:37,686 --> 00:40:39,719
I forgot my piece at
home because last time
941
00:40:39,721 --> 00:40:42,489
we came here a fucking banana
gun would have been sufficient.
942
00:40:42,491 --> 00:40:43,690
Well I'm not about to start a
gunfight
943
00:40:43,692 --> 00:40:45,758
where I'm outnumbered
by people and by dogs.
944
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:47,026
Where does that fucking leave
us then?
945
00:40:47,028 --> 00:40:48,995
Like I said, we buy something,
946
00:40:48,997 --> 00:40:50,497
it doesn't have to be big,
947
00:40:50,499 --> 00:40:51,731
it could even be a dime bag,
948
00:40:51,733 --> 00:40:53,132
just enough to appease
him and make it appear
949
00:40:53,134 --> 00:40:55,468
like we didn't waste his
time and leave with nothing.
950
00:40:55,470 --> 00:40:57,303
We cook up an excuse as
to why we need to leave
951
00:40:57,305 --> 00:40:59,873
early, the vaguer the excuse the
better,
952
00:40:59,875 --> 00:41:01,774
then we promise we'll return in
the future
953
00:41:01,776 --> 00:41:03,610
which of course we never do and
we forget
954
00:41:03,612 --> 00:41:05,245
about this crazy fuck forever.
955
00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:08,515
How does that sound?
956
00:41:10,085 --> 00:41:12,318
What are we gonna tell the
boss?
957
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:13,553
We'll figure that out later.
958
00:41:21,930 --> 00:41:23,429
Fuck I can't think of anything
else.
959
00:41:23,665 --> 00:41:24,564
Me neither.
960
00:41:27,335 --> 00:41:29,569
Alright, let's do it.
961
00:41:42,817 --> 00:41:44,984
You guys get enough time to
962
00:41:44,986 --> 00:41:46,219
talk through what you needed?
963
00:41:46,721 --> 00:41:47,720
Yeah.
964
00:41:50,225 --> 00:41:51,324
And?
965
00:41:53,528 --> 00:41:54,761
We're gonna have to continue
966
00:41:54,763 --> 00:41:56,963
this transaction some other
time, man.
967
00:41:56,965 --> 00:41:57,764
I'm sorry.
968
00:42:00,802 --> 00:42:01,968
And why is that?
969
00:42:02,837 --> 00:42:06,472
Well we had some um,
unexpected financial
970
00:42:06,474 --> 00:42:08,374
shit that came up.
971
00:42:08,376 --> 00:42:10,944
But we do wish to
purchase a small sample.
972
00:42:10,946 --> 00:42:13,179
A dime bag, so you know
we didn't waste your time.
973
00:42:13,181 --> 00:42:13,947
Right.
974
00:42:17,385 --> 00:42:18,251
Guys,
975
00:42:19,721 --> 00:42:22,722
there's a reason I have
an $8000 apartment
976
00:42:22,724 --> 00:42:25,959
and why I can afford to hire 24
hour
977
00:42:25,961 --> 00:42:28,261
black guy/canine security.
978
00:42:30,131 --> 00:42:31,864
It's 'cause I put in the fucking
work.
979
00:42:33,134 --> 00:42:36,135
I worked hard to develop my own
shit
980
00:42:36,671 --> 00:42:40,340
so that I can make sure
that my shit is the shit.
981
00:42:40,342 --> 00:42:42,609
You put my shit next to any
guy's shit,
982
00:42:43,011 --> 00:42:45,878
I guarantee that my shit is
gonna shit on their shit.
983
00:42:47,849 --> 00:42:50,016
But you know, as they say,
when you're at the top,
984
00:42:50,018 --> 00:42:51,117
every fucking body wants
985
00:42:51,119 --> 00:42:52,085
to bring you down.
986
00:42:52,087 --> 00:42:53,353
Now figuring out who people are,
987
00:42:53,355 --> 00:42:55,121
that's the hard part.
988
00:42:55,123 --> 00:42:57,557
For all I know, Buddy
and Al over here could
989
00:42:57,559 --> 00:42:59,425
turn a couple Nat Turners on me
and wake
990
00:42:59,427 --> 00:43:01,260
me up one night with a bullet in
my head.
991
00:43:01,262 --> 00:43:05,264
But I'm particularly
confident in their loyalty.
992
00:43:06,301 --> 00:43:08,201
I can't say the same about
everybody else though.
993
00:43:08,203 --> 00:43:13,039
So yeah, a dime bag, I'm
not sure I'm interested
994
00:43:13,041 --> 00:43:15,174
in selling you two a
dime bag after that load
995
00:43:15,176 --> 00:43:17,543
of a bullshit excuse you guys
gave me.
996
00:43:17,545 --> 00:43:21,147
You know, for a second, I
thought I had Louis CK and...
997
00:43:24,786 --> 00:43:27,453
fuck, you know I can't think
of a Mexican comedian's name
998
00:43:27,455 --> 00:43:29,789
right now but you guys get the
point.
999
00:43:29,791 --> 00:43:30,990
I thought I had a fucking couple
1000
00:43:30,992 --> 00:43:33,059
of comedians in here
because of that bullshit
1001
00:43:33,061 --> 00:43:34,293
joke of an excuse.
1002
00:43:34,295 --> 00:43:35,862
Some financial shit?
1003
00:43:35,864 --> 00:43:36,929
Really?
1004
00:43:37,165 --> 00:43:39,198
No guys, my desire to sell you
two
1005
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,768
some high quality shit has
faded.
1006
00:43:41,770 --> 00:43:45,238
But I am interested in selling
you two an opportunity.
1007
00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:48,007
- Oh Stevie!
- An opportunity to leave
1008
00:43:48,009 --> 00:43:48,941
this apartment exactly
1009
00:43:48,943 --> 00:43:50,410
- the way you are now.
- Stevie, come on!
1010
00:43:50,412 --> 00:43:51,978
I'm not finished!
1011
00:43:53,848 --> 00:43:58,051
Now, I'm sure that Buddy
here could break off
1012
00:43:58,053 --> 00:44:01,154
your fingers, just as
easily as Al could rip
1013
00:44:01,156 --> 00:44:04,791
your knees caps off, and
that would be very easy.
1014
00:44:04,793 --> 00:44:06,893
Even easier still would
be if Al were to hold
1015
00:44:06,895 --> 00:44:09,028
you down while Buddy gave you a
root canal
1016
00:44:09,030 --> 00:44:10,063
with a screwdriver.
1017
00:44:10,065 --> 00:44:12,632
Now, he is a licensed physian,
1018
00:44:12,634 --> 00:44:14,734
I'm pretty sure he would do a
great job.
1019
00:44:15,036 --> 00:44:16,636
But none of that's gonna
be necessary if you play
1020
00:44:16,638 --> 00:44:18,037
a little game of trust with me.
1021
00:44:21,743 --> 00:44:24,544
I'm sorry, are you
fucking with us right now?
1022
00:44:24,546 --> 00:44:26,279
You call me out of the blue,
1023
00:44:26,281 --> 00:44:28,081
talking about something big,
and then all of a sudden
1024
00:44:28,083 --> 00:44:30,316
you gotta split when I don't
show you my stash?
1025
00:44:30,318 --> 00:44:31,884
Something's not fucking right
about it
1026
00:44:31,886 --> 00:44:32,985
and I wanna know about it right
now.
1027
00:44:32,987 --> 00:44:34,253
Everything is fucking fine,
Stevie!
1028
00:44:34,255 --> 00:44:36,522
Shut the fuck up, Kelly!
1029
00:44:36,524 --> 00:44:38,057
Who the fuck is named Kelly
anyway?
1030
00:44:38,059 --> 00:44:39,358
That's a goddamn girl's name.
1031
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,127
No guy is named Kelly.
1032
00:44:41,129 --> 00:44:42,862
Alright guys, this is how this
works,
1033
00:44:43,164 --> 00:44:44,997
you two are gonna tell me
exactly what it
1034
00:44:44,999 --> 00:44:46,733
is that you two spoke about over
there
1035
00:44:46,735 --> 00:44:48,234
or you're gonna leave
this apartment saying,
1036
00:44:48,236 --> 00:44:50,169
"Oh gosh, I wish I would have
told Stevie
1037
00:44:50,171 --> 00:44:52,138
"the truth, I'm so sorry,
Stevie."
1038
00:44:52,140 --> 00:44:53,806
Oh well you want to know what
we spoke about
1039
00:44:53,808 --> 00:44:55,608
in the fucking corner,
you son of a bitch?
1040
00:44:55,610 --> 00:44:56,676
I want to know the fucking
truth!
1041
00:44:56,678 --> 00:44:58,411
We already told you the
fucking truth
1042
00:44:58,413 --> 00:44:59,979
and you called it a load of
bullshit, what the fuck?
1043
00:44:59,981 --> 00:45:01,347
It's true!
1044
00:45:04,919 --> 00:45:08,287
We have a money issue and
it's gotta get resolved.
1045
00:45:10,191 --> 00:45:11,591
There's nothing else to say.
1046
00:45:31,813 --> 00:45:33,546
Well I'm about done with this
shit.
1047
00:45:39,087 --> 00:45:40,686
You guys still want that dime
bag?
1048
00:45:42,357 --> 00:45:44,724
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah we do.
1049
00:45:44,726 --> 00:45:47,026
Here's the second part
of that synthetic strain.
1050
00:45:49,297 --> 00:45:52,031
Ooh, it's a real party when
you smoke this shit.
1051
00:45:54,569 --> 00:45:55,268
Yeah it's good.
1052
00:45:55,270 --> 00:45:56,335
Yeah this is good, man.
1053
00:45:56,337 --> 00:45:57,904
We'll take this.
1054
00:45:57,906 --> 00:45:58,971
Yeah it will blow you away
guys.
1055
00:45:58,973 --> 00:46:00,439
Let me go get it for you, okay?
1056
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:13,152
We're so close to getting out
of here.
1057
00:46:15,757 --> 00:46:18,090
That fucker scares
the fuck outta me, man.
1058
00:46:18,092 --> 00:46:20,993
Yeah, those guys are big.
1059
00:46:20,995 --> 00:46:24,897
Hey man, you really
a licensed physician?
1060
00:46:28,269 --> 00:46:30,169
Man what kind of
stupid question is that?
1061
00:46:30,171 --> 00:46:31,604
Shut the fuck up, man.
1062
00:46:32,207 --> 00:46:33,372
Are you fucking stupid?
1063
00:46:33,374 --> 00:46:34,207
Shut up.
1064
00:46:42,450 --> 00:46:43,649
Ah where the fuck is he?
1065
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:47,520
Make sure they don't leave.
1066
00:46:47,689 --> 00:46:48,855
Oh shit!
1067
00:46:51,593 --> 00:46:54,360
Fuck you, you son of a bitch!
1068
00:46:54,362 --> 00:46:55,494
You don't know who you're
fucking with!
1069
00:46:55,496 --> 00:46:56,596
Fuck you!
1070
00:46:56,598 --> 00:46:57,563
Get the fuck off!
1071
00:46:57,565 --> 00:46:59,265
You know, I was thinking
1072
00:46:59,267 --> 00:47:01,968
about what to do with you rats,
and well,
1073
00:47:01,970 --> 00:47:03,135
your teeth are looking a little
yellow,
1074
00:47:03,137 --> 00:47:05,104
so maybe they could use
a good cleaning, uh?
1075
00:47:05,106 --> 00:47:06,005
No, no, no!
1076
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:47,213
What's going on with the
noise, man?
1077
00:47:47,215 --> 00:47:48,614
There is nothing
going on with the noise.
1078
00:47:48,616 --> 00:47:49,815
What the fuck is going on?
1079
00:47:51,386 --> 00:47:53,319
Holy shit.
1080
00:48:47,041 --> 00:48:47,940
Fuck you!
1081
00:48:49,043 --> 00:48:49,909
Fuck!
1082
00:49:05,126 --> 00:49:06,559
What the fuck happened!
1083
00:49:06,561 --> 00:49:07,860
My fucking mouth is destroyed!
1084
00:49:07,862 --> 00:49:08,728
Get the fuck off me!
1085
00:49:08,730 --> 00:49:10,162
Please help!
1086
00:49:22,310 --> 00:49:23,976
The fuck is your
problem with the Knicks?
1087
00:49:24,112 --> 00:49:26,278
I got a debt the size
of Madison Square Garden
1088
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:27,680
for betting on 'em.
1089
00:49:27,682 --> 00:49:29,081
Sound like you ain't got
nobody to blame except
1090
00:49:29,083 --> 00:49:30,816
for yourself, player.
1091
00:49:31,252 --> 00:49:34,153
Do you know the last time
they won a championship?
1092
00:49:34,389 --> 00:49:35,254
Hey wait, hold up.
1093
00:49:35,256 --> 00:49:36,288
What's up?
1094
00:49:36,290 --> 00:49:37,456
Are you a Knicks fan?
1095
00:49:37,792 --> 00:49:38,791
No.
1096
00:49:39,460 --> 00:49:40,726
Damn alright never mind.
1097
00:49:41,262 --> 00:49:42,962
Aye I fuck with that shirt
though!
1098
00:49:42,964 --> 00:49:44,030
Thanks bro!
1099
00:49:44,599 --> 00:49:45,664
You're popular here.
1100
00:49:53,708 --> 00:49:54,707
Alright is there anything
specific
1101
00:49:54,709 --> 00:49:56,108
you wanna do while you're in the
city?
1102
00:49:56,344 --> 00:49:57,777
I gotta get those dumplings
again.
1103
00:49:57,779 --> 00:50:00,346
Oh at Radiance, Radiance
dumplings.
1104
00:50:00,882 --> 00:50:02,782
- But those dumplings are expensive.
- I know.
1105
00:50:02,784 --> 00:50:03,949
Did Mommy give you the card?
1106
00:50:03,951 --> 00:50:04,917
Of course she did.
1107
00:50:04,919 --> 00:50:05,718
Of course she did.
1108
00:50:07,221 --> 00:50:09,121
'Cause I can't be funding
you for an entire four days,
1109
00:50:09,123 --> 00:50:09,922
you know that?
1110
00:50:11,192 --> 00:50:14,527
You know, also, we
should hit that vintage
1111
00:50:14,529 --> 00:50:16,529
guitar shop on the way to your
house.
1112
00:50:17,165 --> 00:50:18,197
Okay.
1113
00:50:18,766 --> 00:50:19,899
So that's it?
1114
00:50:19,901 --> 00:50:20,833
Guitars and dumplings?
1115
00:50:20,835 --> 00:50:21,834
That's all you want?
1116
00:50:21,836 --> 00:50:23,469
I mean, yeah.
1117
00:50:24,005 --> 00:50:28,174
Guitar, dumplings, a bar.
1118
00:50:29,377 --> 00:50:30,309
Uh a what?
1119
00:50:30,311 --> 00:50:31,077
A bar.
1120
00:50:31,079 --> 00:50:31,977
- A bar?
- Yes.
1121
00:50:31,979 --> 00:50:33,412
Why are we going to a bar?
1122
00:50:33,414 --> 00:50:34,346
You wanna drink?
1123
00:50:34,348 --> 00:50:35,714
Yeah I wanna drink.
1124
00:50:36,684 --> 00:50:38,117
I can't take you to a bar.
1125
00:50:40,121 --> 00:50:41,253
Why, 'cause of Mom?
1126
00:50:41,255 --> 00:50:43,656
Yeah cause of Mom,
I told her I was gonna
1127
00:50:43,658 --> 00:50:45,458
take care of you and watch out
for you,
1128
00:50:45,460 --> 00:50:48,160
not take you to a bar and have
you drinking tequila shots.
1129
00:50:52,366 --> 00:50:54,066
Bro I really need to take a
piss.
1130
00:50:54,735 --> 00:50:56,035
The theater's like two blocks,
1131
00:50:56,037 --> 00:50:57,103
can't you just wait 'til we get
there?
1132
00:50:57,105 --> 00:50:58,370
No I need to go now.
1133
00:50:59,841 --> 00:51:01,307
We're in the middle
of the street, come on.
1134
00:51:01,909 --> 00:51:03,275
I'll just go in an alley.
1135
00:51:03,277 --> 00:51:04,643
You can't go in an alleyway
bro.
1136
00:51:04,645 --> 00:51:05,678
You're a big boy.
1137
00:51:08,516 --> 00:51:09,915
Alright how 'bout here, the
lights are on,
1138
00:51:09,917 --> 00:51:11,117
let's check here.
1139
00:51:16,157 --> 00:51:18,224
We already closed the kitchen.
1140
00:51:18,226 --> 00:51:19,992
I just need to use the
bathroom, is that okay?
1141
00:51:22,730 --> 00:51:23,896
Yeah sure.
1142
00:51:23,898 --> 00:51:25,364
Just put a dollar in the tip jar
1143
00:51:25,366 --> 00:51:26,031
when you leave.
1144
00:51:26,033 --> 00:51:26,999
Thank you.
1145
00:51:34,509 --> 00:51:36,175
You know, we got a
fresh brew if you wanna
1146
00:51:36,177 --> 00:51:37,209
buy some coffee.
1147
00:51:37,378 --> 00:51:39,011
No I'm okay thank you.
1148
00:51:39,013 --> 00:51:43,449
Alright, I mean, you're
already paying
1149
00:51:43,451 --> 00:51:45,985
for the restroom, might as
well pay for a cup of coffee.
1150
00:51:47,388 --> 00:51:49,088
Okay yeah sure, I'll
take a cup of coffee.
1151
00:51:49,090 --> 00:51:50,189
I'll just charge you a dollar.
1152
00:51:50,191 --> 00:51:50,956
Okay.
1153
00:51:53,895 --> 00:51:54,793
Hi.
1154
00:52:19,287 --> 00:52:20,152
Thanks.
1155
00:52:29,730 --> 00:52:30,796
It's a fresh brew, right?
1156
00:52:31,666 --> 00:52:33,132
Made in the last 24
hours.
1157
00:52:34,936 --> 00:52:36,135
What's wrong?
1158
00:52:36,137 --> 00:52:37,736
You don't like the taste?
1159
00:52:37,738 --> 00:52:39,071
No, it's good.
1160
00:52:39,073 --> 00:52:40,306
It's just different.
1161
00:52:41,042 --> 00:52:42,174
You know, I don't like coffee.
1162
00:52:44,078 --> 00:52:47,146
I own a coffee shop, but
I can't stand the taste.
1163
00:52:47,782 --> 00:52:49,381
love the smell but I hate the
taste.
1164
00:52:50,318 --> 00:52:51,217
That's interesting.
1165
00:52:54,355 --> 00:52:55,120
You ready?
1166
00:52:55,189 --> 00:52:56,355
Yeah.
1167
00:52:56,958 --> 00:52:58,057
Thank you very much.
1168
00:52:58,726 --> 00:52:59,391
Have a good night.
1169
00:52:59,393 --> 00:53:00,159
You got it.
1170
00:53:00,595 --> 00:53:01,360
Thank you.
1171
00:53:06,667 --> 00:53:08,300
Hey boss, your door's locked.
1172
00:53:08,302 --> 00:53:09,802
Yeah and it's gonna stay
locked.
1173
00:53:11,138 --> 00:53:12,071
Come back over here.
1174
00:53:13,507 --> 00:53:14,306
What do you mean?
1175
00:53:14,308 --> 00:53:15,574
Why?
1176
00:53:16,644 --> 00:53:18,277
Don't make me repeat myself.
1177
00:53:19,747 --> 00:53:20,913
We're gonna do whatever you
want.
1178
00:53:21,616 --> 00:53:22,615
Archer if they ask for your
wallet,
1179
00:53:22,617 --> 00:53:23,949
give them your wallet, okay?
1180
00:53:23,951 --> 00:53:25,217
I didn't catch your name, guy.
1181
00:53:25,720 --> 00:53:26,685
My name's Allen.
1182
00:53:28,656 --> 00:53:29,638
Yeah.
1183
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:30,623
You're about to be passed
the fuck out Allen,
1184
00:53:31,325 --> 00:53:33,359
because that brew had a
quart of ketamine in it.
1185
00:53:33,995 --> 00:53:35,928
I need your little brother
to finish the drink.
1186
00:53:36,697 --> 00:53:38,230
It'll be a whole lot
easier drinking a nice
1187
00:53:38,232 --> 00:53:41,400
little cup of joe than dealing
with the butt of that gun.
1188
00:53:45,673 --> 00:53:46,605
Just drink it.
1189
00:53:53,981 --> 00:53:55,347
Don't waste a drop now.
1190
00:54:01,922 --> 00:54:03,522
What should we do to pass the
time?
1191
00:54:04,592 --> 00:54:05,457
Archer we're gonna be fine.
1192
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:06,892
We're gonna be fine.
1193
00:54:11,565 --> 00:54:12,765
Allen!
1194
00:54:13,668 --> 00:54:14,767
That answer your question?
1195
00:54:14,769 --> 00:54:15,801
Come on, let's tie him up.
1196
00:54:15,803 --> 00:54:16,669
Where do you want him?
1197
00:54:18,139 --> 00:54:20,005
Put him in the storage room
for now.
1198
00:54:20,007 --> 00:54:21,840
And him? He goes to the
normal spot, right?
1199
00:54:22,476 --> 00:54:24,610
Yeah put the little one
in the operation table.
1200
00:54:27,281 --> 00:54:30,549
Hey Daryl, this one is scared.
1201
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:34,987
I bet your heart is
going 100 times a minute.
1202
00:54:35,956 --> 00:54:38,791
You know, someone would pay 200
grand
1203
00:54:38,793 --> 00:54:40,292
for that right there.
1204
00:54:49,337 --> 00:54:51,937
Looks like we're gonna make
good on our promise after all.
1205
00:55:14,595 --> 00:55:15,861
What the fuck?
1206
00:55:16,897 --> 00:55:17,696
Oh fuck.
1207
00:55:18,632 --> 00:55:19,631
Oh fuck.
1208
00:55:21,335 --> 00:55:24,136
Oh fuck.
1209
00:55:33,848 --> 00:55:34,646
Fuck.
1210
00:55:40,354 --> 00:55:41,387
Hey!
1211
00:55:42,423 --> 00:55:43,522
Hey!
1212
00:55:48,462 --> 00:55:49,795
Hey!
1213
00:55:55,770 --> 00:55:56,602
Archer.
1214
00:55:57,772 --> 00:55:58,437
Archer!
1215
00:55:58,439 --> 00:55:59,505
Archer!
1216
00:56:01,041 --> 00:56:01,807
Archer!
1217
00:56:04,378 --> 00:56:05,411
Fuck.
1218
00:56:05,413 --> 00:56:06,412
Fuck.
1219
00:56:08,082 --> 00:56:09,148
Oh.
1220
00:57:24,792 --> 00:57:27,059
Hey, hey, hey help!
1221
00:57:27,361 --> 00:57:28,160
Hey!
1222
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,666
We'll see what they
wanna do with the kid.
1223
00:59:51,105 --> 00:59:53,271
We can start working on
the motherfucker tonight.
1224
01:01:05,679 --> 01:01:06,845
Daryl!
1225
01:01:32,873 --> 01:01:33,638
Archer!
1226
01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:35,006
Archer!
1227
01:01:36,477 --> 01:01:37,576
- You okay?
- Yeah.
1228
01:01:37,578 --> 01:01:39,111
Alright I'm gonna get
you outta here, okay?
1229
01:02:30,497 --> 01:02:32,063
Are we gonna tell Mom about
this?
1230
01:02:33,867 --> 01:02:36,301
I think there's some things
Mommy doesn't need to know.
1231
01:03:30,691 --> 01:03:32,924
Yo my fucking legs are tired.
1232
01:03:34,795 --> 01:03:35,894
We not through walking yet.
1233
01:03:36,597 --> 01:03:38,663
Yo mad people are gonna be
noticing
1234
01:03:38,665 --> 01:03:40,365
your shirt bruh, I'd do
something about that.
1235
01:03:40,801 --> 01:03:42,434
Yo he's right. People are either
1236
01:03:42,436 --> 01:03:43,702
gonna think you just got done
splatter painting
1237
01:03:43,704 --> 01:03:44,836
or a motherfucker's brains
1238
01:03:44,838 --> 01:03:46,137
got blown out onto your face.
1239
01:03:46,139 --> 01:03:47,138
Mad talkative now...
1240
01:03:47,140 --> 01:03:47,939
Pablo this isn't funny...
1241
01:03:47,941 --> 01:03:48,807
This isn't funny, Pablo...
1242
01:03:48,809 --> 01:03:49,808
I'm pulling it.
1243
01:03:49,810 --> 01:03:50,909
Whatchu want me to do?
1244
01:03:51,612 --> 01:03:52,911
You could buy a new shirt.
1245
01:03:52,913 --> 01:03:54,846
Buy a shirt, yeah get one by
the fucking
1246
01:03:54,848 --> 01:03:57,649
tourist station, they're
gonna have some mad cheap.
1247
01:03:57,651 --> 01:04:00,685
Nah, I'm not fucking
with no I Heart NY tee.
1248
01:04:08,762 --> 01:04:10,228
I wanna get a place around
here.
1249
01:04:11,531 --> 01:04:14,165
No more rats or roaches.
1250
01:04:14,167 --> 01:04:17,068
I'mma get a clean place,
get some exposed brick,
1251
01:04:17,070 --> 01:04:18,203
get some artwork in that bitch,
1252
01:04:18,205 --> 01:04:19,838
just get boujee as a
motherfucker.
1253
01:04:27,014 --> 01:04:29,981
- What's good?
- Hey, how are you?
1254
01:04:29,983 --> 01:04:30,949
Not bad.
1255
01:04:31,218 --> 01:04:32,183
Cool, yeah.
1256
01:04:32,552 --> 01:04:33,618
Good to see you.
1257
01:04:33,620 --> 01:04:35,287
We have a sale rack going on if
you wanna
1258
01:04:35,289 --> 01:04:36,021
check that out.
1259
01:04:36,023 --> 01:04:36,721
Word, okay.
1260
01:04:36,723 --> 01:04:37,856
But yeah, let me know.
1261
01:04:37,858 --> 01:04:38,857
Alright bet.
1262
01:04:38,992 --> 01:04:40,759
By the way, I love that shirt.
1263
01:04:40,761 --> 01:04:41,660
That's so sick.
1264
01:04:41,662 --> 01:04:43,194
Did you do that yourself or?
1265
01:04:43,196 --> 01:04:44,296
Nah, it was an accident.
1266
01:04:44,798 --> 01:04:45,931
Okay.
1267
01:04:45,933 --> 01:04:47,399
I spilled cranberry
juice all over it.
1268
01:04:47,401 --> 01:04:49,968
Okay word, well I mean
it works, it looks cool.
1269
01:04:49,970 --> 01:04:51,870
But yeah, let me know
if you need anything.
1270
01:04:51,872 --> 01:04:52,637
I got you.
1271
01:05:02,015 --> 01:05:04,349
Yo it's way too fucking
hot for that, bro.
1272
01:05:04,351 --> 01:05:05,083
Way too hot.
1273
01:05:05,085 --> 01:05:06,217
I don't get hot, bro.
1274
01:05:12,426 --> 01:05:13,792
Yo I thought you said you
didn't fuck
1275
01:05:13,794 --> 01:05:15,460
with something that has
I Love NY written on it.
1276
01:05:15,462 --> 01:05:17,195
Bro, there's a big difference
1277
01:05:17,197 --> 01:05:19,965
between some cheap ass shirt
made for tourists by fucking
1278
01:05:19,967 --> 01:05:22,901
eight year olds in China,
and this shit, bro.
1279
01:05:23,236 --> 01:05:24,769
What do you think, you like
it?
1280
01:05:24,771 --> 01:05:25,904
Hell yeah.
1281
01:05:26,473 --> 01:05:27,305
Alright decide quickly.
1282
01:05:27,307 --> 01:05:28,473
We gotta get going, man.
1283
01:05:28,475 --> 01:05:29,474
Come on.
1284
01:05:32,412 --> 01:05:33,678
Yeah, yeah, this is it.
1285
01:05:34,514 --> 01:05:36,915
So where are you working now
again?
1286
01:05:38,151 --> 01:05:39,784
So I used to work in Times
Square like
1287
01:05:39,786 --> 01:05:41,319
selling tickets to comedy shows
and shit.
1288
01:05:42,122 --> 01:05:43,588
I can't fucking stand that
place now.
1289
01:05:43,590 --> 01:05:45,924
Yeah no, I mean my dad
always said Times Square
1290
01:05:45,926 --> 01:05:47,892
ended in the 90s when it got
cleaned up
1291
01:05:47,894 --> 01:05:49,461
and stuff, so I feel you.
1292
01:05:49,463 --> 01:05:51,029
I mean honestly, me and my
homies are on
1293
01:05:51,031 --> 01:05:53,164
some entrepreneurial shit
right now.
1294
01:05:53,166 --> 01:05:54,933
To be honest, it's looking
pretty fucking
1295
01:05:54,935 --> 01:05:56,568
auspicious, feel me?
1296
01:05:56,570 --> 01:05:58,069
Aside from the occasional
hiccup.
1297
01:05:58,538 --> 01:06:01,373
Alright well, yeah
I wish you the best of luck.
1298
01:06:01,375 --> 01:06:02,974
Do you want a bag for this or?
1299
01:06:02,976 --> 01:06:04,309
Nah I'mma just take it just
like this.
1300
01:06:04,311 --> 01:06:05,944
Okay word, well thanks for
coming by
1301
01:06:05,946 --> 01:06:07,545
and I'll see you soon.
1302
01:06:07,547 --> 01:06:09,280
- Yeah bet, I'mma see you.
- Okay, cool.
1303
01:06:13,754 --> 01:06:14,919
Yo you bought it?
1304
01:06:14,921 --> 01:06:16,154
Yeah.
1305
01:06:16,156 --> 01:06:18,056
Alright well we need to split
so...
1306
01:06:18,058 --> 01:06:19,624
Let me just try it on.
1307
01:06:45,352 --> 01:06:47,485
Damn this shit is fly as hell.
1308
01:06:47,487 --> 01:06:49,654
Too fucking cool.
1309
01:11:10,050 --> 01:11:13,785
Gosh damn, this
burger is taking forever.
1310
01:11:14,445 --> 01:11:15,898
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