Original subtitles

Block up all exits, don't let one go

Yes, Sir

This pistol is not so slow

It can have 20 shoots in one second

It should be...

Is it so? Yes, it is

This is an improved version of 45, very powerful

lts shoot can go through two protective coats

This big firecracker can pull down the whole HK Bank Building

You go aboard tonight

Then you can reach HK tomorrow morning

I've get all things arranged

See if you two can manage

Hurry up

Xiang Dong, what will you do after getting rich?

To get married, have a woman to cook, to wash clothes & to bring up children

Then need not be alone

How about you, Xiang Yang?

To get divorced, then I don't have to cook, to wash clothes and to bring up children

It's so good to be free

Oh yeh, Uncle Wah, can Au Yeung be trusted?

Yes, he knows the jewellery shops in HK quite well

He can easily help you to sell what you get

We want cash

Who?

Surrender your pistol to keep your life

Report, Sir Where are the thieves?

They've gone

Haven't I told you to block up all exists?

But these doors are entrance or exit?

Each get a bomb home

How come this be so? Where's the social security guard?

How can you xiang Yang Dong

How can I give an account for all these?

Uncle, don't be so angry, they've gone to HK

How about if I go to HK to catch them right away?

The man in the middle is their agent in HK

How likely is it to get them?

Very likely, one in three million

One in three million...

Good, I think there's no chance, so hurry up! Go! Yes

Don't take it as a holiday

Uncle, what did you say?

I've been to Hong Kong before

People follow rules when crossing road in HK

Can't spit

One must also have taste in buying clothes

So you see why Mr Lo's hair is white

Yes, it is

I'll promote you to be Vice-captain after you finish the task

Really?

Sure! Hurry up

Yes Thank you uncle

You become a thief again?

Excuse me madam is Superintendent Chan here?

Going straight and turn left, then turn right, then left again & to the third room

Oh, no way I can understand these

Sir. My wife is lost, please help me to find her

But you wife has been lost for less than 24 hours

lt'll be 24 hours in 10 minutes time

Alright... You go straight & turn left, then turn right Then turn left & wait for me at the 3rd room there

I'll ask my senior to help you

Really, really! Thank you, Sir

What are their names?

One is called Xiang Yang and the other is Xiang Dong

They're all gone? Yes

How come this happen?

I hit them in the factory last week

Force cannot solve problem

It's better to have a talk

You don't know the situation

If I hadn't hit them, I've been dead

Really? Everyone gets his difficulties

I'll inform you if there's any news

Let it go like this?

What do you want?

You should take the initiative, go to the whore houses

Jockey club, casino, sauna pool etc to have a look

They won't have changed their job

Maybe they've gone to see their relatives

Will come back after they cool down a bit

If you can't get assured, place a classified in the newspaper

She got a pistol

She has a pistol?

She said that she'll burglar will she really do that?

She'sjust a woman, she won't really do that

Just a woman why don't you ask Madonna?

She'll do anything

Modonna?

Let me see the record first

I've seen your file

You're almost qualified to be the British resident

So I do you a favour, this is a easy case

If you succeed, you can be a British citizen

Yes, sir! Thank you, sir!

Now, Mainland China has sent a man to HK

Am I going to serve him?

What do you think?

Will you take this case?

Do I have other choices?

Yes, either do it or being transferred to Lantau Island

The one in printed shirt has two pistols

The girl there has a bomb

The one who gets pistol is man

And the one who gets bomb is woman

Is your wife man or woman?

Or one of your wives is man, and the other is woman?

Or your male wife is semi-woman and

Your female wife is semi-man?

What do you really want to say?

What are you searching for? Your wife or thief?

Or your wife is a thief?

I tell you, please don't think that I can't go without the HK police

I can get the thief all by myself

Crazy!

How can you do like that?

You must be Comrade Cheung Po Shing, are you?

Yes!

Sir

It's just a misunderstanding

Just a little trouble

You see, confusion easily takes place in this transformation period

But compared with the financial section, we're better off

Comrade Cheung, hoping that we can cooperate happily

Comrade, what shall I call you?

Shing, you must know HK pretty well, mustn't you?

This... Certainly , Mr. Lo knows much more than I do

But anyway, I get some knowledge about HK

So, have you heard of our Rose Garden Plan?

Certainly

The Rose sexual disease must be get rid of

But 'Rose' should only be in Vietnam

Mind the bomb

Hay, Brother Shing, this is a pager

You silly old shit, how dare you calling the police?

Who's the eldest here?

I...

You're the eldest, so you must make the decision now

What I mean is I'm the oldest

Playing tricks?

Don't get too much nonsense, pull down his stall if he doesn't pay the money

Madam

You're madam, aren't you?

Excuse me

You refuse to pay the money?

Are you alright, Mr. Ho?

Have you told the people here not to pay us money?

You shit, our brother is talking to you

Yu silly woman...

You can't treat woman as hitting target

I don't care who's behind you

Today, I must get the money

I hate people throwing my hens

Go to hell, silly woman...

Who are you?

Powerful?

I'm Cheung Po Shing I come from China

It's wrong to hit a man man gets pride

He should not throw my hens!

Hens get wings they won't drop dead

But man's pride easily gets hurt

You can't hit him also, he's the future master

Come on, have a chat, come on Madam, come here

What are you going to do?

Nothing, he is a cop coming from the Mainland

He lives in my house temporarily

Living in my house?

No, he doesn't live in your area he lives in mine

But your area is actually mine

Let's settle for this, Madam, just one week's time

If not, my post will wither

Tell us, which triad society do you belong to?

It's none of your business

Ok! I tell you

Does your business relate to john's business, Richard's business

You take him home first

I must take him back, let me have the bill for tonight

Hay!

May, why do you go away?

How can I explain to my friend if you go away?

I haven't finished my meal, madam

All the people down there look up

Something must have happened, come & help.

One woman goes, get another...

Get another one?

You see my disgusting look, who will like me?

What? A man commits suicide?

Why can't?

OK., I jump down, don't come near

Lee, roll the camera

Excuse me, please, excuse me...

What's happened?

Don't force him...

Is it alright

You escape a narrow life don't be silly again Lee, ready

Please stay a while

Excuse me, I'm a CTV reporter

I would like to ask you several questions?

Why do you attempt suicide? Besides...

How did you feel when you jump down?

Besides, how did you feel to be still alive?

Miss, if I answer your question

Can you be my friend?

No problem, but you must answer my question fires

OK.

Wait, can't you? Don't you need to be in such a hurry?

Don't you have to be so slow?

My belt has lost

What's the matter?

Oh, people has mistaken that you stole the car

So what shall I do?

You'll be shot dead, even in Hong Kong

So what shall I do? Go, you go away first

How about you?

I'll protect you for a while

Hurry up! Get away from here

You have to go, don't say that I don't take you back

Go

Why do you running back? Shooting dead... Shooting dead...

You go first, I don't mind being shoot dead

I'm used to... I won't leave you alone

Where shall I go?

You said shooting dead

Turn the corner, the third one on the third floor you go up yourself

I won't be shot dead, will I?

You must be alert all the time

Wo, a nice place

Wrinkly!

Wrinkly!

Wrinkly coke?

What a funny thing

The sun is rising... Hay!

How wonderful

La. La... La. La...

La. La... La. La...

Thank you comrades

Thank you for electing me to be the nation's chairman

If you agree, please move a little, thanks... it's so disgusting

June 12, sunny

Today, I got Suki's hand for the first time

Oh, very soft, very fine

June 20, sunny

I held her in my arms gently she closed her eyes

Her lips are apart, saying hello to me

We lay down on the grass, watching the sky in the dark

Her white legs attract me like a magnet

Her breast goes up and down as she breaths

I can't stand anymore, I...

Ah shing 1303, 1304

1305, 1306 1307, 1308

More than one thousand times it's above average...

If I've had enough sleep, I can do over

Don't do anymore, have your clothes changed, we go to dine

Oh, thank you so much!

Please don't mistake it

It's my girlfriend who wants to know you

Your girlfriend

Yes

What's happened?

Why do you wear bra?

Don't say if you don't know, it's a pistol coat You wear pistol?

It's just a coat, according to the law in HK

People cannot bring pistol along in the street

So you can take the pistol coat, I'll keep the pistol for you

But I can't do anything with this pistol coat

Just take it as a bra

Madam, good new, latest report, a man has committed suicide.

Madam, it's so hot, why don't you switch on the air-conditioner?

Do you really save money this way, madam

Oh, fine! There's another one

What? All of them are out-of-order

Madam! Madam

Madam, what are you doing?

Shouting at the pork

Switch if off, otherwise the pork would go astray

I think that only youngsters who see it will go astray

What is this bag?

I get my underwear freezed before I wear them

Are you crazy?

I'm going mad

Shit, the SS guard almost grieved me death, and there's no air-conditing at home

Have yu asked anyone to repair it?

Of course, he said he'll come in 15 minutes

But we've waited for 3 hours

We are going to dine with Ah Ming

Madam, what do you like to eat?

What? What do you like to eat?

Any good suggestion

Like to try our Thai Style Shark's Fin?

How's special is it?

We don't use shark's fin

So soup without soup, curry crab without crab

Is fried pineapple rice without pineapple

Vegetable without vegetable

Alright... just have what she's ordered

Thank you

Brother Shing, what should one be to be a SS guard?

Once a social security guard dies

So, one has to wait for a long time

Not necessary, SS guards easily die in China now

When will you be one?

Let's take something first

Somebody eat for keeping alive

But I live for being able to eat, as Socrates said

Do it oneself an has a rich life, as Chairman Mao said

I'd rather...

I'll consider that later

Pair-hair, 1990, a good year!

Is it necessary to try mineral water in this way?

We drink it this way in my old home

I'm too full, I should not have had the fried rice

In fact you shouldn't eat up the pineapple too

Welcome

Welcome, this way please

Brother Shing, is there night life in China?

Yes, we catch mosquitos and rats at night

Also, frogs 'crack' louder in China

Like a drink?

Coke!

Orange juice, please

Beer

Same as theirs

This is a lucky draw ticket, you'll know the result after you scratch it

Will you scratch?

Scratch it yourself

I'd rather leave it to you

Brother Shing, you should scratch this paper

Why don't you say a word?

What?

Anyway, we've spent a night

Haven't I spent more than ten years with this troubled leg?

How comes I still do like it

Dance

Look at him, wander where does he come from?

Of course I have a mother, if not I won't be here

How do you know what am I thinking?

Of course I know, as I have supernatural power

lmpossible

Everyone can hear as your voice is so big

Why do men in HK like red brief so much?

How do you know that?

I can see through things

This man even hasn't wore one

That dancing guy just has an operation, is he afraid

That teenage girl is pregnant

When I can't you see through?

When the object is covered by red things

Waiter. Waiter...

I'm wondering what madam is doing inside now

Forget her

Oh, very exciting

Oh, so hot

Brother Shing, why don't you dance?

Madam, let's dance

What are you thinking of?

Let's dance

Madam, come on

Hay, come on, let's dance

Changing position

See me

Look at me

You see madam and those guys

Let's dance

I haven't danced before

Hay, come on, let's dance Me?

Dance! Dance!

Madam, why are you in such a hurry?

You know I'm sweating

It's so hot take off the coat first

It's getting late

What a nice place

It's hot, is there air-conditioning?

Suki said it is out-of-order

The weather has been quite abnormal, it's seldom so hot after Mid-Autumn

Don't you know that it's because the atmosphere has a hole

And there's a oil field fire in Kuwait

And volcano exploded in Philippines?

Many people died of extreme hot weather in Australia this year

But it's summer in Australia it has no relation with abnormal weather

Let's sit down and have a puzzle game

Good idea...

OK., let's start now

In the south of a house, a cat goes pass

What's the colour of the cat?

White!

Wrong!

Black!

Wrong!

Grey!

Wrong!

What colour?

We're playing puzzle. Just guess it

What colour is it?

I don't know

Come on guess another one

lmaging that you're the driver driving a bus

And there're ten people in the bus

At the first stop, two get on and three get off

At the second stop, three get on & six get off

At the third stop, twelve get on and nine get off

At herfourth stop, 18 get on and three get off

So, what's the name of the driver?

What's the name of the driver?

Oh I know

Oh yes

Don't tell, guess it yourself

So meaningless, even a dumb should know the answer

Of this simple question

So what's the driver's name? Tell me Say it! Say it

Madam, please don't...

Get off your hand get off Come here

What's his name?... Hurry up!

We're playing puzzle... Take a seat

We'rejust having fun don't be so serious

Oh yeh, I've also got a puzzle for you to guess

Let's say it!

There're seven birds in the tree five are shot. How many are left?

None, all the others are scared away

Wrong, one remains

Why?

It doesn't want to fly away, so what?

It's getting dark we must go now

No... I've more...

Let's go, it's too late

Let's go!

Who is this man?

I don't know, the one beside him is my uncle

Let's go, it's really too late, go

Good night

Hurry up

I tell you, I haven't seen such a cruel woman before

Who's her uncle?

He is called Hung Kam Hoi, and has been the dragon head elder of a society

What is dragon head elder?

It's similar to your Chief secretary

I suspect that he is the black hand behind

That cruel woman may inform him

They're good family, don't be so suspicious

How can you be a SS guard without the least imagination?

Does it really need real proofs for everytthing?

What do you want?

What's the use of this machine?

It so recording, please go out

Remember to give the fortune-teller $5000 more

OK? I have to go Yes, Brother

It's so hard to find you!

Thank you

When did you come?

Please rest assured, I'll help you sell what you get

That's fine

You silly man, what're you looking at?

You want to try my fist?

I'm sorry!

Get off! Get off!

You've got something on your face Hong Kong people are so dirty

Why do you follow me?

I just want to know more about you

I've got many things to tell you, do you know...

I fall asleep so far

Anyone want to get off at the nextjunction?

No!

Next bus-stop please

Close the door, set off

Uncle

You come to see your uncle?

You've taken alocopot again, why don't you listen to the doctor?

OK., I won't take...

You watch English programme?

Watch TV and learn English

Uncle, I've got the pills for you

My stomach is fine, why should I take the pills?

Is your stomach really OK?

It's OK.

Then you take the medicine for your neck

My stomach feels painful

You've trapped by me?

You say you've stomach-ache everyttime, I ask you to take medicine. Take the pills please

You shit, tricking your uncle?

Alright...

Is it very hot? Why don't you open the window?

You... thief...

Uncle, uncle...

He is a friend of Suki's boyfriend

You should have told me earlier. Come in!

Why do you follow me?

Your uncle told me to come in

What a nice place here

Move aside, I'm watching television

Comrade, how's your head?

Don't talk about it. I like fighting too much when I was young

What's the relation between fighting and bending head?

It's hard to explain in a word

No one is bold enough to hit him straight

They would only stab him at his back

So he looks so strange now?

It's been more than 20 years no doctor can help him

Then I go to Doctor Fang, but he is out of town

So I resort Mrs. Fang

Uncle, Mrs Fang is a singer, how can she help you?

How did I know, as her surname is also 'Hung'

I've given up now I tell myself; at least I can pay more attention to the floor

So I won't go away from the right track

Comrade, I learnt foot massage in China maybe it can help

Don't trick me

It doesn't hurt to try

Hi, no danger?

It can help to cure all the troubles you get

Be careful, uncle

A man's toes

Represent his different parts of the body

This is head this is neck...

Yes... the right point

Here is lung here is stomach

So going down here is pancreas

Your pancreas is hardening

Here is the kidney, then straight down, here is ...

How did my uncle becomes such a pity?

I don't know

Very comfortable

Sorry, I pressed the wrong point let's start again

Good... this high-class treatment...

What smell is it?

Press his foot hurry up

Unicorn point, triangular point, foot point Sprint point, tiger point...

Hay friend, why can't my head turn back?

Yes

No, it's normal you'll be alright two days later

Thank you for curing my head

Don't mention it, you're welcome

And we're all Chinese

We're in the same boat

Your trouble is mine, your head is also mine

By the way, you've also used many energy during the treatment

I don't know how to express my gratitude

Do you know who she is?

She's Anita Mui!

Sorry! What's the matter?

And this one?

He is Au Yeung Fu, he has been a pick-pocket

I suspect he's involved in a case

Do you know where can he be found?

This is easy let me help you

Uncle, you've said you don't want to be involved again?

How can I sit and see? He's been so good to me

I've an idea maybe you can marry him

OK., I'll get it done, you don't have to worry

Good, don't forget what you've said

If you can't get it done, you must marry him

OK., settled

Will you really help me to get that man?

You cure my uncle's neck, I help you to get Au Yeung Fu

Then we go for our own way, we owe each other noting

But can we become friends

No, not even pen-pal!

Can I send you a card in Christmas?

I prefer a tart

Men like women just for 3 reasons

the look, the look, the look

So no one likes ugly women?

Yes, the prisoners would like them

Some men like women's personality

Pretty women's personality

There's two way that a woman can manipulate her look

The first way is to be sexy doll

I choose the second one

The second way is to be cruel, to scare away all men

Brother Shing, take a seat

Just a moment

OK

Madam, in fact, Brother Shing is a good guy

He's neat and tidy, and always wears a smile

So is Uncle MacDonald a good darling?

Shall we go now? What?

Don't you have to make-up first?

Welcome to come again

I've paid the bill

Welcome, what do you like?

Double deck burger, sauce onion and gourd

Cheese, lettuce plus sesame, everyone laughs when eating it

Here is not MacDonald here is Kentucky Chicken

It's the same

Roasted big fat hen, the greatest seasonings

Corn salad and all the others, everyone wants Kentucky Chicken

Hay, what do you want?

Prize

I'm sorry, 2 set lunch and 2 cokes please

I want a super

Uncle Ninejust said that he has see Au Yeung fu here

You believe him?

Then go back

I don't mean it

Go

I've told you not to talk too much, just do what you're told

Yes

May I help you?

We would like to have a cup of coffee here

We only serve members

I'm member I'm foreign member

Please let me see your membership card

What did you say?

Anita Mui's Club?! You've mistaken

I would like to see Au Yeung Fu

Who's he? Does he get an English name?

Au Yeung Fu

No Au Yeung Fu

I would like to see your manager

I'm the manager you can talk to me

I want to join the club, but I want to have a look first

See if your hygienic condition is acceptable

No visit is allowed here

Guys, get him out

OK., can I join the club now? Yes

But even if you join now, it will only be effective 2 weeks later

Guys, take them out!

Can't we join now?

Get out please... You step us?

What's the matter? Ben!

Nothing, manager, they goes the wrong place

OK., we go Mind you if you go to China

What shall we do now?

I've got an idea

What're you doing? Don't go!

Don't go!

We change our clothes and pretend to be members

OK.

You've a wrong way

Can it fit me?

Why do you wear this vagina coat?

You don't whether it has been washed

Excuse me, have you seen a man and a woman?

Have you seen them? No

We go to the courts Playing bails, playing bails

Where do they go?

OK. Come on

I'm going to hit

Once more

Do you know how to play?

What are you doing? I discover the thief

Hurry up

Where did he go? Search around

He is cold-blooded, be careful

Why do you go so fast?

Don't play if you can't take it

It's none of your business

Have you seen a man wearing printed clothes?

No

Why is there a firewood room here?

Firewood room? It's a sauna room

What's a sauna room?

Is evaporate our fat inside by hot steam

But it can also be achieved by working harder

It's very hot

Take off the clothes and place it on the window so that I can break it

I must protect my chastity

Is chastity more important than your life?

Of course

Of course... so we are dying...

My chastity can keep my life?

I don't know

Then I won't try

How can you know if you don't try?

OK... I try...

Have you seen anything? Yes or no?

I've seen nothing

May I help you?

It's nice to have a sauna-bath once a while

I think this club must be a gang's headquarter

No one can catch tiger without entering its home

I lay, let's pretend to be couple and go inside

I can't pretend to be your wife

So we may pretend to be divorced

No

How about pretending to be my mistress?

I can't have any relationship with you

I think we've built up friendship between us after this incident

There is neither friendship nor relationship between us

You are Mainland people whereas I'm HK people

But we are both Chinese

You are man I'm woman

But we're both human beings You're clumsy

What do you mean by clumsy?

That means you can't catch up with the trend

Me?

I know whatever is popular now in Hong Kong

This is a Game Boy, four-wheel Gib

Disco, Karoak OK, Rolls-Royce

The Comsumer Council said

Leakage is discovered in 7 out of 10 brands of condom

All kinds of style

With stripe, spine

You are annoying, clumsy, insane

Yes, sometimes I'm a little bit crazy

But you've said in the steam-room that

You can sacrifice your chastity

I've lost my clear mind at that time

I don't mean what I said

Now you're wet-through, feeling wide-awake?

I've helped you I don't want to owe you a favour

You haven't owe me anything

Uncle God damn you...

Who's so bold to hurt you?

Are you alright? I'm O. K

It's their luck for I just know what's going on

Other wise, I have burnt them to ash

Forget it, uncle

Forget it? How can I forget such a great humilitor

I low can I maintain my position if I let them go?

Those who don't take revenge are not gentleman

I don't want to have more trouble, uncle

Moreover, this is not our business

Why not? Your business is my business

Yes... That's right

Can you keep silent?

No more nonsense, where do they go?

I don't know You don't know?

Ah Shing

I can get them even if you don't tell me

Uncle, haven't you told me not to be involved again?

You're not afraid if someone strike your head again?

Keeping silent the sea would be calm, one step backward the sky would be blue

OK. I listen to you they're lucky

I go to the toilet

If he knows the club's address He will burn it

You answer others call?

It's mine

Ah Shing, I'll take you to get them in a moment

So you can fulfill your order & I can take revenge

Don't tell the others about this

Bye! ...Take care

This is a place of snakes and rats And is also a place of gangs

Be smart, don't m make people believe that you are no match to them

Alright

You must have a nickname, have you got one?

They call me Compound eyed Blindman

No, this nickname is not powerful enough

Superman, Spiderman are popular once in my times

The trend has changed now you ought to have one OK.

Do you know me? I'm 'THE THING'

I'm 'Dance with the wolf'

I'm Elizabeth Tailor, what do you want?

What I used to have

So what is it?

The most powerful Visky

Which brand is it?

Any one can do

You must chose one

OK. Black-label

How about you?

Bamboo No Bamboo, the policejust came

OK., get me anything which is bitter at first taste

But is very nice thereafter

Ok

Why do you pour it away?

The advertisement has said that the first taste is bitter

So of course it must be poured away.

Thank you

Are you drunken?

Boss, your towel

Thank you

Ah Hung?

It's you

Brother Ah Hung

You've been the number one at that time

Forcing here and there like a here

I've never dreamed of you have to have tissue to others

Brother, you are the most respected person in my life

But you've retired, so what else can I do?

Ah Hung, it's my fault

Ah Hung, Ah Hung

Brother, don't cry, otherwise my uniform would be wet

Yes, this will spread disease don't be so sorry

You start again, then I can be yourfollower

Brother Shing, let me introduce to you

He is No. I killer, Hot-tempered Hung

I'm glad to meet you

I'm also killer now, but virus-killer

Ah Hung, let me introduce to you

He is Brother Shing, a China Social Security Guard

He cured my head

So I promise to get him the two Big-cirlce guys

Have you seen this man, Brother Hung?

Is he Au Yeung Fu? You know where he is?

He is a fortune-teller now

He knows the police and the traid gangs very well

Hung Kam Hoi, long time no see

You start again at such an age?

You don't fear that your neck may be broken again

Boss, wash your hand there please

Go out

Hung Kam Hoi

What's the matter? Go out, there's no business for you

Silly old man, this is my area

You must call me brother if you want to start again

Everytthing has changed, even your No I killer Has to be a washroom man now

What? Feeling annoyed?

Yu annoy my brother?

Ah Hung

You bastard, don't run

Brother, you go first

Don't run

Please sit

Au Yeung Fu, do you recognize me?

Of course, you are Lam Cou

No, I'm Hung Kam Hoi

Hoi? Your neck...

It's alright, he is Cheung Po Shing

He is an inspector of the Mainland

I'm GBI

He is sent to get 2 Big-circle guys

One is called Facing East, and the other is Facing Sun

I don't know them

How can you take photo with them if you don't know them?

Are you crazy, with today's advance technology

They can make a photo like this

You take a look first

Tell me, where is their next target?

Tell me

How many can you hit per second? Ten per second

I can hit 20 per second Tell me or not?

1, 2, 3...

say it or not?

One per second Once more

No, please don't, I tell you

They have a big deal tomorrow at Shatin

Is the target bank or goldsmith?

I don't know

Good, thank you for co-operation

I'll give you a 10% discount card for all Chinese department stores in HK

Plus a one-way train ticket to China

No more nonsense, go

Ah Shing, anything happen? Over

Nothing

Comrade, there will be great disorder today Can you manage?

Do you mean I am old?

I know you are 70 years old

Only 69

You don't have good eye-sight and good ear. What can you do?

Who tell you my ear is not good enough?

If I switch on this one

I can even hear my bird bread wind

Once upon a time I...

Are you thirsty?

I've forgotten about it; have a glass water first. Ok

Hay, can you run faster?

Madam, I must take those things

Don't say too much rubbish, hurry up, run faaster

Ah Ming, how is it? Has it happened?

Where are those thieves? Where are they? Don't be anxious. It hasn't happened yet

Be careful don't try too hard

It's OK... I wear this protective coat

Take a look at that side

Which one tastes nice? This one

This one? Have you eaten it before?

Yes

This one also tastes good No

We eat inside later

Alright

Kids, please be good

Otherwise you will like them when you grow up Understand?

We go to eat something

Uncle, why do you stand here?

To get rid of the bad, and to protect the good

What so you want to prove?

To prove that I'm a man

You're right

I've great influence at that time

What are you doing?

Uncle, you have retired, don't be involved again

I can't help

Now I start again, I have to reorganize

Do you remember how my eldest brother died?

Yes The second eldest brother?

I know And the third one?

All you seven brothers are murdered It's easy to remember

Do you remember why your head was bent?

Competing for girls That's right, if you're unlucky

You may have to play mah-jong with my 7 brothers in two tables

Yes, Uncle Hoi, you don't save to help us

Just leave it to the police

Yes, uncle, go back home to watch TV

I'll record the whole story, then

replay the exciting shot with slow motion

I guarantee it would be more exciting than site-watching. You've done your part

Go back home

What?

If you feel life is boring I can introduce the woman in my neighbour to you

She has a good figure

Competing for girls again?

Not necessary, no one likes her

You're not saying the truth, are you?

Attention, every body

Run faster, why are you so slow? Having a walk?

Freeze, police...

Where are the thieves?

I'm urinating

Ah Ming, where are the thieves? Where?

Nothing... go out...

Go out... nothing...

Continue!

Uncle, a man can show off himself in ways other than fighting

He can draw a picture or build a house

Or he can earn a lot of money All these can prove that he is capable. Am I right?

What? Earn a lot of money by drawing picture and building house

Why didn't you listen to me carefully? I said...

You woman does not understand what a man needs

If one has not been in real life-or-dead situation

How can one be regarded as a man?

You stay here

What are you doing? Uncle

You see your uncle is so smart

It's so easy, I know how to steal car before I know how to drive it

This is my car

Why don't you tell me?

Nowadays, people is mad when driving

Go! It's not your business!

Don't interfere me

Don't go

Uncle!

How do you feel? I finally prove that I'm a real man

...maybe I leave,

never come back again, do you understand...

Uncle, you didn't get hurt

You hide under the car, don't move and don't sing

I go and get some assistance

OK. You go first

This way... this way... switch it on turn on the light

Run!

They've come out, they've come out...

The focus turns this side... take it, give me the microphone...

My audience, the situation you just saw was so confusing

The sound of fire is here and there

The police has started a series of chasing action

What's the result? Come back after the commercials

What are you doing?

Damn it, I haven't put in the video-tape

Shing, how do you feel? Your hand has been injured?

I'm alright...

Brother Shing, do you treat me as friend?

You don't inform me of such an important action

I've recorded nothing, oh, shit

Don't worry my pocket-baby has taped it

Really?

Good, come with me to the TV Broadcast

You describe the whole event

His hand has been injured

Good more real to life!

Go, Brother Shing

Ah Shing What's the matter?

Thank you

Go

Silly girl, silly girl

Can I come out now?

Lee, have you seen Shing? No

Brother Shing, where are you?

This is a serious program you'd better put up your tie

Where's the tape? Give it to me

Here Lee

Please give it to Kai at once Yes

Suki

Are you ready?

All are present, hurry up Yes!

Go

Brother Shing, be smart, all my bosses are here

Remember, be more lively, OK?

Start speaking when I give you the signal

My comrades, today afternoon's temperature is over 30c

I was patrolling in the arcade Then

I went to the toilet

Suddenly, I heard the sound of fire coming from the carpark

So I ran to the carpark immediately

I saw several people flashing by

One weighs over 200 kg another weighs over 300 kg.

One is 176m tall another is 185m tall.

By a closer look, I know their native places

One born in the year of goat, the other in the year of monkey

They rushed straight to the corridor, crush open the door

I went after them

But he shot me once he came in

Bullets flew around

Then I catched one with these 2 fingers

Then, they run towards the underground drainage

Of course, I followed

But they suddenly turned back and hurt me with the knife

A 18 inches long knife. I held it

So I was hurt

Sam, this video-tape is very fantastic

They jumped into a car and went away

So I tried tojump into the car

Unfortunelly, I fell

But I saw 2 extremely beautiful light bulbs

They were going away from me

But I didn't give up...

He! Boss!

We need a weather announcer, wait for the memo

No need to say, I know what you want to say

You...

You want to say I shouldn't go to catch thieves alone

Yes, you...

You mean I shouldn't have the TV interview

Hurt the imago of HK Police

You're right, I just want to say that

I know everything you want to say

I've made myself very clear

Excuse me

Chan's speaking

Comrade cheung, your call from the Mainland

Cheung speaking, station Chief, it's me...

You don't have to say, I know

It's... me... You must say the thieves had gone as

you didn't have enough manpower

Yes... I... You'll say the thieves were too powerful

so you are no match

It's true I really... is...

You'll say the situation is an emergent one

You've to save people, so you can't catch the thieves

You've said everytthing, that's right... right...

You don't have to say anymore, come back at once

If I can't see you tomorrow, you don't have to come back

Are you heading for East China for the irrigation?

What's the matter?

Nothing, my senior said when I come back

Get him some HK famous food

Come on, this is for the farewell of Ah Shing

All kinds of chicken Fried, stewed, chilli, steam

It's sad to be leaving no food tastes good

We've tried our best take it easy

Be happier

Of course everyone likes success

But if you can't face failure, how can you have success?

Failure is the mother of success, have you heard of it?

Success is the son of failure

Madam, it's not you, you don't understand

The thieves are gone; but it's not the end of the world

The life continues, the sun still rises, right?

Bet it shines over this meaningless world

We've been luckier than many people

Come on sing a song

Is it necessary to be so sad?

Have a nice meal, say farewell to Ah Shing

He will go back tomorrow, maybe we can't see hem again

Please don't fill this house with sadness

Leave a good memory to Ah shing

Leave a good memory to everybody here

Madam

I can leave at once if you want

I've said nothing

Do you feel that I'm too cold?

Not cold, but a little bit cool?

In fact, I'm very emotional

I pretend to be cool to avoid trouble

I'm mot used to expressing myself to others

So, I solve all the problems by myself

That's your burden try to communicate with others

Do you think that I'm very strong?

In fact, I'm not as strong as you think

I don't think you're strong

Please be frank, there are only 2 people here

Do you like me?

Not exactly

Do you hate me?

Also not exactly!

Do you have any miserable!

Misleading words then?

Must your husband be rich?

No, but he should be kind, educated and have strong will

You don't mind if he's poor?

How can a man like this be poor?

How about a poor cop?

I think we'd better maintain our previous relationship

We haven't done anything last night That's what I mean

People said the moon is prettier abroad

But how can the moon in Hong Kong so ugly?

It's a street-lamp, not a moon!

Is it?

Do you have any dream?

I like counting stars when I was small

Dreaming that I become the Snow White

One day, prince on his white-horse drops from the sky

And take me up

Have you dreamed like that?

Our dream is, no more starvation in China

Just lie on the grass peacefully and count stars

Don't you have any plan?

No

We live for the nation, for the party,

For socialism, but not for ourselves

No plan of your own?

I've asked many times when you will go with me

But you only laugh at me to have got nothing

Do you still want me to sing?

Don't sing, if not even the icebox may fall

Say it Say?

I've asked many times when you will go with me

Brother, what's the matter?

Stop... don't beat any more It's useless to kill me

I'll try my best to find a buyer for you

Your deadline is tomorrow noon, go

You want me to find buyerfor you?

OK., I'll get you the cop

You've made such great effort but get so bad result

Human path likes the Chairman of our Red-Cross

What does you mean?

It's bending

So, it doesn't matter to fail, what's important is to try again

Not fear to sacrifice, over-come the difficulties and struggle for the success

You sound like Mao

He imitates me

Hay

It's your call

Is it from the Mainland?

Why should I buy things for them everyttime I come to HK?

This time they must ask for durian

Uncle, you can buying anything except that

Why don't you wait for me?

Brother Shing

Really?

Yes... OK! Good! Good!

What's so serious?

Au Yeung Fu's call

He told me to see Xiang Dong tomorrow 8:30am.

What!

What? Nonsense

Wejoin hand and have a final attack

I want to go too

Don't go, it's very dangerous

I'm not afraid

Please don't

You'd better stay, wait for my success here

Have an interview for you

That's right... Brother Shing

Listen to me, you've to work tomorrow morning

Go!

You go first... it's dangerous, please don't

Go up go up

Brother Shing, they would recognize you if you pretend to be buyer

So you pretend to be buyer, I'll protect you

How to disguise?

Find a person who looks like me

Do you mean that?

Brother shing, you'll get too much attention If you dress like this

Why do you jump here and there?

I think my make-up image is very successful

Who can recognize me?

OK... it's time

When they come, I go to talk to them

And you... No need to tell me,

I'll strike at the right moment

To beat down the bad is as simple as going to toilet

Although sometimes I may meet some difficulties

But under the leadership of the party

I can over-come the difficulties and get the success

They come... Speak softer.

So punctual, how to call you?

It's none of your business

You don't look like people in China

Where do you live? How long have you been to HK?

How many transactions have you done?

Are you coming for business? Why do you get so many questions?

Of course, what do you think? An social gathering?

Does your products good quality?

Tell us so we can learn from you

Where's your senior...

My senior appoints me to come

Right, where's your man?

Why doesn't he come?

No more rubbish, have you got the money?

Certainly, how can we make a deal without it

However, I want to see the sample first

Too dark, can't tape the diamond

Not bright enough Any suggestion, hurry up...

Hay, have you seen enough?

No, it's a big transaction,

if I don't see it clearly How can I report to my boss?

OK. Good!

Fine, I'll give you the money

Stay here

Stand still? How can I give you the money?

Don't move

Ah Ming

Get the diamond!

Ah Ming!

Go, Xiang Dong, go

What's happened?

Liet Lee!

Nothing...

Hey, are you deaf, why don't you answer the phone?

Hay, who's calling?

Exchange diamond for lady Are you crazy?

Is it better if it is gold?

Where is Ah Shing?

Ah Shing said he goes to buy something for his relatives

So many presents

Diamond!

Diamond? What's for?

Isn't he Au Yeung Fu? How can you get him?

We pretended to be buyer and deal with them

But something happened and Suki is in their hands

Suki was caught?

Why? She wants to make a big news

It really is Why don't you ask me to help?

I want to go alone, to get honour for my nation

If Suki gets hurt, you've to sacrifice for the nation

What?

According to their normal practice

Eitherfirst rape then kill orfirst kill then rape

Uncle, don't say that?

They've jumped into a taxi

Can you recognize the car?

Yes, I remember its characteristics

Yellow top, yellow body

Black wheel, see-through glass

All taxi looks the same, how about the licence plate

I know, it is a Ford

I mean the licence No?

I can't remember

Shing, where are you going?

I go and catch him

Ah Ming, how can you be a cop and let Suki go

I don't know, I've reported this to the station

Right, any call?

Uncle, wasn't it a call saying exchanging diamond for woman?

I thought he's got the wrong number. So I hanged up

It's OK., he must know where the thieves are

Tell us, where are the thieves?

Say it

I really don't know where they are

You don't know?

Do you think that I would strike down your heard?

Let me ask him, I used to rape by force

What?

Sorry, I say it wrongly, I 'ask' by force

Help... Release me...

Help!

Will he be died?

No, I've tried this way many times

What's the result?

Every one speaks up

Then we'll have some fruits. Only one exception

Why?

I threw the fruits onto his head

The blood and the fruits mix together so we can't eat it

Are you so stubborn?

Lt'll cut off if you move again

I tell you...

It's not real I just make him tell

Tell us

Hurry up say it...

He won't tell if we don't beat him

I tell... please don't beat...

Whether you believe or not

I really don't know

Every time, they called me to go out

Are you tricking?

Don't hang up, silly egg, I only say once

Woman is in my hand whereas diamond is in Yours truly

I hope you come here

No more nonsense, leave it to me

See you tomorrow at the stockyard Take the diamond to Kwun Sun Yuen at Tai Mo Shan

In a word, I'll wait from one, deal at two

And kill her at three if you don't come

Ah Shing, where's the diamond?

Inside his body

Spit it out

No, let me cut open his body and take it out

No, get him some purging medicine

No purging medicine may hurt diamond. Get him some glutionous rice chicken

So the diamond can be pushed out

Can we?

Let's try!

Take it!

I've to take it all? Yes

Take it hurry up!

I take!

Quickier!

I take don't beat!

I can't take any more

Then go to the toilet

Hurry up

Hurry up

I can't

I'll cut you open if you can't get it out

How can I do that as all of you stare at me?

It's useless to wait it's time

Take him along to exchange for Suki

Yes No, I won't go

Oh, no... no...

Why don't you let me go with you?

Why do you lock him up?

Let him stay, or his head maybe hurt again

Silly girl, let me go with you

You two go first I'll protect you

The area is so big, where should we start?

What do you fear? I've supernatural power

Ah Shing, where's your power?

She's here, just can't be found at the moment

She's here

Suki

I'll kill her if you go one step forward

Give me the diamond

In his body Are you joking?

No, it really is in his body.

Ask him to discharge it

I can't

You cut him open and take out the diamond

No... please don't...

I have my way...

Why...

Stop joking give me the diamond

Let me kill him

Wait, release her first

Give me the diamond first

Release her first

Surrender the pistol release them

Put down the pistol! Put it down!

Go

Hurry up

Hurry up

Hurry up

Bastard

Go, go...

You two go first, I'll deal with him

No, we must go together

OK. Go!

Come out

I'm here

Come and smell it!

Here

Cousin, how are you?

You're so foolish

Go

Oh, how is Brother Shing?

Don't be afraid

Oil is there, get some and pour at him

Yes, hurry up

Don't let him come here, quick

I've said he can't come

But how can we go back? Yes

Let my sister go first How?

OK... kneel down

Madam, come here

I push you there

Hurry up... How about you?

We together create a better tomorrow, do you like it?

Yes

Do you think it can You try!

Let him try!

Go to hell

This time you'll definitely die

Oh, where's Ah Ming?

Search around

What's happened to Ah Ming?

Comrade Ming

Ah Ming

Ah Ming, how do you feel?

You've injured seriously

Ah Ming, are you alright? Ming

He has fainted

It's none of your business

Ah Ming, are you alright?

Oh, you're bleeding

I'm alright

Ah Ming

Brother, I've done

Can't you smell it?

I have been used to it

Brother Hoi

What? Don't you think we've been very unlucky

What's the matter?

I felt very painful during discharging can I get 10% tips

Au Yeung Fu, there'll be no tips, and the diamond would hand over to the police

You won't be so lucky next time

Go

Brother Hung where's my clothes?

Brother Hung, Brother Hung

How can go down?

What is it?

Why do you buy this?

What? You haven't gone around and see in this month?

The commercials said with it you can play balls swim, ride

And make you feel confident, so I try.

It's for women. Give it to your aunt

No style for men?

Of course not

Brother Shing, it's so nice to know you

You cured my neck and saved my niece, thank so much

This chain is for you, it's 14k, to express my gratitude

It's OK... Thank you...

Brother Shing, this tape is ready

See if you like it. Take it back with you

Thank you...

Actually, I don't want to go

Where's the silly girl

Madam said, she doesn't come

She hates saying good-bye. She'd rather write to you

Yes, I also don't know how to say good-bye

There are many ways to say it eq Good-bye

Bye-bye, see you...

Uncle, please don't say

Can I speak this way?

Ok good-bye

Good-bye...

Brother Shing, take care

Can I see you get on the car? No...

I hope all of you can remain where you are

So that I can have a good memory

Bye- bye

See you Good-bye!

Good-bye... Good-bye...

Silly girl Why are you here?

Yes

You know I've no friend as I don't trust people

But it's a little bit different after I meet you I've changed

You've got so much idea after knowing me?

Am I disgusting?

Yes, but it'd be better if you smile more

Today I want to tell you one thing

Speak it

I want to tell you, I am 30 years old

Really? Go on...

I don't have a friend or even a dog

I'm your friend

I don't want to get along with those in the market

Who think Fong Lai Chi is the one who to with those goowing Litchi

They are so foolish, Fong Lai Chi isjust square-shaped Litchi

I...

I want to do something that I've never done before

Do what ypu want to do!

I want to do what I like to do

Just love if you want to love

Right! Right

You are holding my hand do you know that?

From now on, I don't want to sell chickens

Really? OK... what do you want?

Say it...

I want to sell ducks

I'll take one to see you the next day

Good

If I guess it right, there's one more inside

Please come out as quickly as you can