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[Harley] C'mon.
C'mon. C'mon.
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Oh, my God,
you piece of shit!
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Ugh, damn it!
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How is a girl suppose to
plan her takeover of Gotham
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[shouts] if she can't see
her kill board?
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It's only six people, Harls.
And two of them were dead
when you made this list.
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Well, I wanted to give
us a head start.
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Like when you put your own
money in the tip jar
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at the beginning of
your barista shift.
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Ah! Mazel! How'd ya
make all these candles?
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Definitely not with
the rendered fat of
dead zebras.
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Well, then I guess it
remains a mystery.
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Ugh. We need power!
We can't keep depending
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on runaway zoo animals
for Psycho to make
candles out of.
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I made hats, too.
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Gotham is a wasteland.
No one has reliable power.
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[Riddler] Riddle me this,
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what's the only
place in Gotham
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with a still-intact
power plant and
running water?
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Well, it's right here!
At Riddle U!
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Where the young and promising
can charge their cell phones
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and their brains.
Right, three girls?
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[together] Yes, Dean Riddler.
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Mmm. Now, that's clean water.
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That asshole's the
only one with power.
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We're gonna kill him next
and steal it for ourselves.
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Ive, hope you're
vaccinated for HPV
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'cause we're goin'
to college.
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[Poison Ivy] Harley,
you know we're too old
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to get the
HPV vaccine, right?
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[theme music playing]
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Okay, here's the plan.
We pretend to be coeds,
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sneak into Riddle U,
kill the Riddler,
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maybe go to a sick party,
and then we have all the power
and water to ourselves.
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Ooh! What are you
gonna charge first?
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I'm gonna blow dry my hair!
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-As an actor--
-Not an actor!
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I know a thing
or two about acting.
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To go undercover you must
become the cover.
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So much so that you can
no longer even remember
your true self.
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Like a young
Mr. Jonathan Depp in
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the television series
21 Jump Street,
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and a very old
Mr. Jonathan Depp
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in the feature film
21 Jump Street.
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Yeah, you're not coming with.
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I agree, Clayface shouldn't go
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but your boo...
Stephanie is mad-stoked
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to hook up with you
on the quad.
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-Oh, God...
-What up?
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It is I, Stephanie,
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a fun, yet bookish
transfer student
from Chico State.
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Yeah. Stephanie's
not going either.
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[chuckles] No, she's not.
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You, however, are going
to a padded room.
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You're way harsher
than the girls who drove
me out of Chico.
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I can't spill the deets
'cause of the impending
lawsuit, so...
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All right, Ive, are you
ready for all-night
study seshes,
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talkin' philosophy
and smokin' cloves,
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puttin' up any poster we
want in our dorm room! Ah!
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You know what, I do have
an Indigo Girls poster that
does need a wall.
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Oh, my God! All right,
while you two geriatric coeds
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are rediscovering yourselves,
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the rest of us are makin'
zebra candles and
chewin' on water!
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[gasps] So it was zebras...
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Oh! At least the mouse
is alive this time.
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-Oh.
-Oh, my God!
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I drank two quarts
of that shit.
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I fear we may not
survive until your return.
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Then you and Psycho find
a water filter. Great idea!
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Ive, hope you're vaccinated
for HPV 'cause we're goin'
to college!
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-Yeah. You said that already.
-I know,
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but when I said it
nobody knew the plan
so nobody laughed.
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[Poison Ivy] Sure.
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[crowd chanting] Let us in,
let us in, let us in!
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-[gunshot]
-[people scream]
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Put us down on that tower.
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Oh, if my girlfriend sees me
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hanging out with you
hot young coeds...
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-Ugh.
-...she's going to be
green with envy.
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Oh, my God, fuckin' gross.
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-I thought it was cute, babe.
-Nice.
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[Riddler] Morning, students.
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Riddle me this, what's
priceless but still
costs 60k a year?
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-Riddle U.
-It's better than Harvard.
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-[Riddler] Carry on.
-[microphone feedback]
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Pretty lazy riddle, but he
is right about Harvard sucking.
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...and that's was
Water Fountain 29
where you can get
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the best Riddler water
in all of new, New Gotham.
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Oh, my God,
it's so interesting.
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So, like, I have a question.
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Where is the
Riddler right now?
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I'm sorry. Were you two
on the tour when we started?
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I don't see your name tags.
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Oh, we told you at
the beginning of the tour
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that we were
definitely there for.
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I, of course, am
Heather Witherbee
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and this is my friend
Izziadora Staplebuntkin.
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Hmm. I feel like I would've
remembered such distinct names.
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Yes, yes. We do have
very distinct names, Heather.
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-It's chill, they're with me.
-Oh, thanks, Steph.
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Let's keep this train going.
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He actually showed up?
I'm gonna fuckin' kill him.
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I dunno, Harls, I mean, he/she
seems to be very popular.
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And you've got to admit,
like, Steph's really pulling
off her crop top.
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I mean, you never
really made it work.
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I know. I never know
what to pair it with.
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Well, that was a surprisingly
easy and delightful stroll
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across an apocalyptic
wasteland.
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Of course it was!
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Any idiot could've done it.
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I'm a brilliant telepath and
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my talents are being squandered
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on menial tasks like this.
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And you do stuff, too.
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Shit! There's still cops?
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-[cops] Stop right there!
-He did it!
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[gasps] Your treachery
knows no bounds!
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I'm not going to jail
for you or anybody!
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-Ah!
-[camel bellows]
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Dang. Back to the clink.
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This is Two-Face territory.
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Whaddaya say, boys!
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Howzabout we compose
'em a story on deez
Chicago typewriters?
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What the fuck is
dickhead Tracy talking about?
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Oh, it's one of them
old-timey phrases.
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-See, from a distance a
Tommy gun sounds like--
-[machine gun firing]
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-[screams]
-[camel bellows]
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Ah! Well, I'll be damned!
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It does sound like
a typewriter.
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And that is the last
of the 17 hedge mazes.
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Yeah, if we could just have
a follow-up question to
Heather's earlier question.
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Do you think you could
lead us to the Riddler
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so we can thank him
for letting us in
his university?
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[laughing] I mean...
It's not like we're
gonna kill him.
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[all laughing]
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He's a very busy man.
You never see him anywhere...
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and yet, he's everywhere.
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Uh, making sure that we
all have clean water and power.
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That concludes our tour.
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[girl over megaphone]
A bachelor's in
puzzles is not an education.
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Bring back a useful degree!
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One that guarantees gainful
employment like [grunt]
art history.
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What the hell was that?
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The Riddler's the only one
who asks questions around here!
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What? Everyone knows that.
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How long have you been here?
You know what? Never mind.
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-While you're here, will you--
-Join the theater department?
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-No.
-But if I already have?
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Just get intel on the
Riddler's whereabouts.
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Ivy and I are gonna do
some general snoopin' around.
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Fine. Can do.
Oh, Chad! Wait up!
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Wow, this place is huge.
Where do we even start
to look for Ridd--
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Oh, there he is.
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Riddle me this!
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-[grunts]
-[water splashing]
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You're about to die, bitch.
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[man crying out]
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[grunting]
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You're not Riddler.
Who the hell are you?
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I'm Jiminey Riddles...
The Riddle U mascot.
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Holy frick,
it's Harley Quinn?
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Shit!
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-Ha!
-[man gasps]
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Would you like to audition
for the a cappella club?
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Would you like to audition
for the cool a cappella club?
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You're not cooler
than us, Garrett!
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[screaming] Oh, shit!
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[both in sing-song] Shit!
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Argh!
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Yeah, I know. And I got made
by the surprisingly agile
tour guide.
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-So...
-Let's go kill a tour guide.
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Find the tour guide.
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Ugh. College Ivy is no fun!
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Hey, I just want to be clear.
I'm anti-forcefully entering
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the dorm room of a girl
who sure does not
want us in there.
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Under normal
circumstances, agree.
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But Ive, this is an
emergency procedure.
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[shrieks]
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-Ahh!
-Babs, don't shoot!
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Izziadora? You work
for Harley Quinn?
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Wait... Poison Ivy?
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You were gonna rat us
out to the Riddler!
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What? No! Heck. If anything,
I want someone to take
down the Riddler.
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Hey Waynebox.
Play "Party mix."
And turn it up.
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[upbeat music plays]
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Look, there's some
seriously terrible stuff
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that's been going on here
ever since Riddler took over.
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00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:10,082
Like, what kinda stuff?
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00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:12,650
Well, like, we used to have a
really good basketball team
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and all the best players
just disappeared.
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And let's just say, it wasn't
because they went pro.
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Okay? I mean, they were
good for Division II,
but you know--
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-What are you saying?
-I'm saying
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students are disappearing.
Riddler's behind it.
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And I wanna take him down...
If you don't kill me.
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Yeah, but how do we know
that the second we untie you,
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you're not gonna turn us
in to your dean?
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You'll just have to trust me.
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[Gordon] Fair warning,
I'm only wearing a towel.
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By the by, you're out
of lavender herbal essen--
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What the hell
is going on here?
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Waynebox! Turn down
"Party mix!"
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[music stops]
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-Hey, Dad...
-Who are these two
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and why is there a plant
wrapped around you?
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There's a lot
a suspicious things
going on here.
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-She's gonna turn us in!
-We're just... Vining, Dad.
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It's an Internet thing.
You wouldn't get it.
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[chuckles] Goddamn Internet.
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You ladies have fun.
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I just came out to get
another beer for the shower.
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[farts]
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Oopsie-daisy.
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00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,770
So, Commissioner Gordon
is your dad
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00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,309
and he lives with you
in this dorm room?
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[sighs] He snuck in before
the Riddler took over.
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-It's been a--
-[Gordon sobbing]
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...rough couple of months.
For both of us.
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00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:15,013
I've been trying to track
the Riddler and he keeps
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coming back to this
one location
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00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:18,989
There's something going on
in this fraternity house.
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00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:21,602
I see people go in but
they never come out.
223
00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,260
Uh, how is that different
from a normal frat house?
224
00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:24,496
I don't know yet.
225
00:10:24,503 --> 00:10:26,763
But I have three wristbands
to a party there tonight.
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00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:28,596
Hey, this is gonna
sound crazy,
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'cause you're supervillains
and all, but
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if you're past
the killing me thing,
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-maybe we can all go and--
-[Harley] Great. Thanks.
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Oh, come on! I had to chug
a beer to get those!
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I didn't like the
way it tasted!
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Or the way it made
me feel! Come back!
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00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:44,412
So explain that "vining"
thing to me.
234
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,277
Is it something you
and I could do?
Or would that be weird?
235
00:10:47,246 --> 00:10:49,276
That'd be weird.
236
00:10:49,350 --> 00:10:54,350
You got moxie but we got guns.
You're surrounded, see?
237
00:10:57,823 --> 00:11:00,033
How are we going
to get out of here?
238
00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:03,061
Ah, perfect!
239
00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:05,329
I can't reach the pedals
and you can't fit inside.
240
00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:08,899
[laughs] We're gonna make
a few modifications.
241
00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:10,299
[hammering and whooshing]
242
00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:15,370
Is it just me, or do yous
hear welding?
243
00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:22,151
[laughs] And you said
you didn't want the
long metal spike.
244
00:11:22,216 --> 00:11:24,446
Whoo-hoo! I can admit
when I'm wrong.
245
00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:26,948
Ha-ha! There's another one.
Get 'em!
246
00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:29,159
Do I like Chad? Yes.
247
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:32,362
But I don't know if
I'm ready to be
"Chad's girlfriend."
248
00:11:32,426 --> 00:11:34,056
Why does he want
to rush to label it?
249
00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:35,501
How long did he give
you to decide?
250
00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:37,202
Just the weekend!
And I'm auditioning
251
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,927
for Garrett's a cappella group.
252
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,172
Ugh! That's still
the cool one, right?
253
00:11:41,235 --> 00:11:44,195
It's too much pressure!
254
00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:47,040
Hey Steph! Can we grab ya
for a second?
255
00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:48,836
We got some intel.
256
00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:51,948
So did I. Betsy Dunkhaven
has a crush on Ava Stein--
257
00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:54,081
absolutely hates
Hunter McMurray.
258
00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:57,747
Who could blame her?
Hunter's got areolas
the size of--
259
00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:58,847
...pancakes.
260
00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:01,752
They touch in the middle.
261
00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:04,021
We got some intel
about the Riddler.
He's inside.
262
00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:05,431
And we got wristbands.
263
00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:07,491
VIP, bitches.
264
00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:09,401
Holy shit!
How'd you get that?
265
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,755
It pays to be chad's
"almost-girlfriend."
266
00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:13,731
[dance music playing]
267
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,541
Ugh! Gross.
268
00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:24,106
Gross. And grosser.
Oh, Harley... [sighs]
269
00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:26,180
What? It's an ice luge.
270
00:12:26,178 --> 00:12:29,008
Ya know I can't resist
alcohol bein' poured
down an icy surface.
271
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,381
No, I did not know that.
272
00:12:30,451 --> 00:12:32,391
Listen, Harls.
Game face, okay?
273
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:34,422
We got to keep our
eyes out for the Riddler.
274
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:38,993
I'm pretty sure that
was the Riddler.
275
00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:40,561
It might've just been
Jiminey Riddles.
276
00:12:40,561 --> 00:12:42,201
No no, that's Jiminey Riddles.
277
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:44,231
The whole party is
a fundraiser to cover
278
00:12:44,298 --> 00:12:47,198
his medical bills for
the beating you gave him.
279
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,567
I already donated.
280
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,107
Oh, you're good, Steph.
281
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,542
Sorry. VIP only.
282
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:54,736
But we're with Steph.
283
00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:57,010
Do I look like I give
a shit? Gotta have
a VIP wristband.
284
00:12:57,076 --> 00:13:00,176
[sighs] All right, Stephanie.
285
00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:02,476
You go in, you look around,
you report back.
286
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,102
Real simple peek n' speak.
287
00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:06,890
What if I run into Chad
and he asks me where we stand?
288
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:09,262
I mean, sure,
he gave me the weekend,
289
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:12,232
but it would be
awkward not to
talk about it.
290
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,062
But if we did talk
about it...
291
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,356
Oh, my God,
it'd be just as awkward!
292
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,599
Ah! I'm being ripped apart!
293
00:13:18,666 --> 00:13:21,336
Ugh, I'm going to
text my counselor!
294
00:13:21,402 --> 00:13:23,572
Oh, my God! You're
a fucking clay monster.
295
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:28,636
Forget about Chad for
five seconds and do
your goddamn job.
296
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:39,252
The best thing about
chest hair, chip catcher.
297
00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:40,653
[crunches]
298
00:13:40,652 --> 00:13:43,222
That's not even from
the bag you're eat-- [sighs]
299
00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:44,499
Come on, Dad!
300
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,360
We know the Riddler's
up to something in
that frat house!
301
00:13:46,364 --> 00:13:49,004
Now, put on your shirt and
let's go full swat on his ass.
302
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:52,132
I don't do shirts anymore.
And I certainly don't swat.
303
00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:53,401
Now, if you'll excuse me.
304
00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:54,569
I have some
Kimmy Schmidt to binge.
305
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,537
This school needs a champion!
306
00:13:56,604 --> 00:13:58,574
New, New Gotham needs a hero!
307
00:13:58,639 --> 00:14:01,069
No. This city needs
the Bat. I...
308
00:14:02,643 --> 00:14:04,593
need the Bat.
309
00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:11,552
[keys jingle]
310
00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:14,218
[door closes]
311
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:15,618
[spitting]
312
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:21,193
That's not a chip.
313
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,003
Ugh. He's been in there
way too long.
314
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:24,302
Let's just kill the bouncer.
315
00:14:24,299 --> 00:14:25,599
Yeah, but we don't want
to cause a scene.
316
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:29,101
[people cheering]
317
00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:31,568
Watch this, Ive.
318
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,484
[people screaming]
319
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:44,599
[thuds]
320
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:57,244
[electricity buzzing]
321
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:06,440
Hey, girls.
322
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:09,136
So, [panting]
I figured out how
323
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:11,038
he's generating electricity.
324
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:13,510
By inviting people
to fake frat parties,
kidnapping them,
325
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,320
and forcing them to
run on hamster wheels,
326
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:17,351
effectively turning them
into human batteries?
327
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:20,617
Oh, wait. That makes
way more sense than
what I was thinking.
328
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,987
-[electricity buzzing]
-[groans]
329
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:26,426
Oh, my God, that hurt!
[panting]
330
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:29,403
Well, what fortuitous timing.
331
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,002
We just had two jobs open up.
332
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:38,714
Congratulations, graduates.
Welcome to the workforce.
333
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:40,372
Joke's on you, Riddler!
334
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,740
-I don't do jokes... I do--
-Whatever.
335
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:44,479
The point is you're in
for a surprise.
336
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:47,084
'Cause we ain't beautiful,
young coeds.
337
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,577
[grunting]
338
00:15:48,649 --> 00:15:51,619
We're beautiful,
regular-aged women.
339
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:54,454
-That's right, Harley Quinn--
-Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy.
340
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,760
I Know! Gee, I wonder
what gave it away?
341
00:15:57,825 --> 00:15:59,585
The '90s miniskirts,
the pigtails,
342
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,459
the overall shorts,
or the chunky flats?
343
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:02,698
-Oh.
-Jesus.
344
00:16:02,763 --> 00:16:06,073
So you took down Penguin
and came for me.
345
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:11,131
Well, I got something
Cobblepot doesn't,
a riddle stick!
346
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:13,168
[both laugh]
347
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:15,714
Why are you laughing?
348
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,675
No. It's a super,
super cool name, very menacing.
349
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:22,115
It's a cane. What are ya
gonna do, trip us?
350
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,482
[crackles]
351
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,251
See? It is cool.
352
00:16:29,690 --> 00:16:32,020
[bullets ricochet]
353
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,256
[tires screeching]
354
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,727
[sirens wailing]
355
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:47,536
Oh! How convenient,
those fake police men
ran out of gas.
356
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:51,037
Uh, pretty sure it
was my sick driving
that scared them off.
357
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:54,250
You idiots! They stopped
following you
358
00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:56,653
because you left
Two-Face territory.
359
00:16:57,518 --> 00:17:00,248
You're in Bane town now.
360
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,390
[tires screech]
361
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:02,655
[grunts]
362
00:17:03,691 --> 00:17:06,161
It's actually Baneton.
363
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:10,826
And if you lived here,
you'd be home by now.
Let's get em'.
364
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:14,427
What? We just built
a mega death car.
365
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,840
You think we're afraid
of a few Bane goons?
366
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:19,453
[syringe empties]
367
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:28,162
[chuckles softly]
368
00:17:32,586 --> 00:17:35,756
I think we underestimated
the Bane goons.
369
00:17:38,592 --> 00:17:40,332
[people panting]
370
00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:42,234
Running sucks!
371
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,825
[electricity buzzes]
372
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,827
Uh, faster! My battery's
only at 75%.
373
00:17:46,901 --> 00:17:49,701
[crying]
374
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,409
I can't believe Chad
set me up.
375
00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:55,471
I broke my
purity ring for him.
376
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,476
Clayface, pull it together.
377
00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:00,745
Turn into something
skinny and slip out
of your belt.
378
00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:04,284
Are you calling me fat?
[wailing]
379
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,522
Honestly, this is some of
his best character work.
380
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:11,391
Yeah. I'm not sure
how much longer I can do this
in clogs.
381
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,358
What is Rodger and
Hammerstein's Oklahoma?
382
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,696
-Ah. Yes.
-[Babs] Let them go, Riddler!
383
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,729
How'd you get in here?
384
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:24,740
See, Tanner? I said we
should have a retinal scanner
385
00:18:24,805 --> 00:18:29,205
but you were all like,
"No, wristbands are fine,
It'll be fun, like Coachella!"
386
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:32,876
This is my last warning.
I'm warning you.
387
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,876
[sighs] Tanner, go kill her.
388
00:18:34,949 --> 00:18:37,719
Oh, great. Now I gotta
watch Gordon's kid die.
389
00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:41,375
-[grunts]
-[can hissing]
390
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:46,556
Oh, my God.
Did you kill Tanner?
391
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,526
No! No?
392
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:52,765
No. I said,
let them go, Riddler!
393
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:54,517
[bangs]
394
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:03,835
[gun clicks]
395
00:19:03,911 --> 00:19:06,311
Whatcha gonna do?
Shoot all of us?
396
00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:07,648
No! Just that switch!
397
00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:10,684
[bullets ricochet]
398
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,590
Frick!
399
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,916
When someone says,
"What are you gonna do,
shoot all of us?"
400
00:19:14,989 --> 00:19:19,989
You say "No! Just you!"
Not the switch!
401
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,225
[electricity crackles]
402
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,625
[machines power down]
403
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:30,536
[grunts]
404
00:19:45,719 --> 00:19:48,759
You've just been
citizens arrested!
405
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:50,621
Gosh, I'm good.
406
00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:52,224
Is this what it feels
like to be Batman?
407
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,431
Because I feel like
a superhero right now!
408
00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:56,003
-[Babs screams]
-Wow, Babs,
409
00:19:56,063 --> 00:19:58,573
you really know how to
just kill the post-fight mood.
410
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,832
Sorry. I'm gonna call my dad.
411
00:20:00,901 --> 00:20:02,941
He'll arrest Riddler
and take him to Arkham.
412
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,542
Oh, my gosh!
413
00:20:04,605 --> 00:20:06,765
This is gonna be so great
for his self-esteem.
414
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:09,983
I dunno. I mean,
he seemed pretty confident
earlier in that towel.
415
00:20:10,044 --> 00:20:11,714
We'll just drop Riddler
at Arkham.
416
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:13,508
You sure? I mean,
I could come with.
417
00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:15,819
[gasps] Then maybe we
could get Fro-Yo?
418
00:20:15,816 --> 00:20:19,446
Or w-what do you usually
do after a high-octane battle
between good and evil?
419
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:20,849
[grunts]
420
00:20:20,921 --> 00:20:22,861
Yeah, we're gonna do the
drive-thru at Arkham.
421
00:20:22,923 --> 00:20:25,333
It's on our way home.
Easy peasy. Byeee!
422
00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:30,601
[music playing]
423
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:33,213
[water splashing]
424
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:38,743
[panting]
425
00:20:38,806 --> 00:20:40,636
[Poison Ivy] Knees up, bitch.
426
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:41,837
Cheese!
427
00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:43,309
[Riddler]
You're the bitch!
428
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:44,975
And a liar.
429
00:20:45,045 --> 00:20:47,875
You told that nice girl that
you were taking me to Arkham!
430
00:20:47,948 --> 00:20:50,018
-[electricity buzzing]
-[cries out]
431
00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:53,789
Three down, three to go.
432
00:20:53,854 --> 00:20:56,964
Ah! We are gods!
433
00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:59,833
Or at least demigods.
Maybe Titans.
434
00:20:59,893 --> 00:21:05,703
One brand-new industrial
strength water purifier
as requested.
435
00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:07,000
Oh, that's what you guys
were doin'?
436
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,730
Yeah, that's what
we were doin'!
437
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:11,041
We went through hell
to get you this.
438
00:21:11,105 --> 00:21:13,705
We took out half
of Two-Face's army!
439
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:18,483
And we had to get
stomped into the
Bane boys. Fucking Bane!
440
00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:20,845
We made a death car!
441
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:22,847
Oh. Well, you know, once
we got the power runnin'
442
00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:25,419
the water started comin'
out clear, so...
443
00:21:26,086 --> 00:21:27,546
[shatters]
444
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:32,155
Ugh! Well, I for one am glad
445
00:21:32,159 --> 00:21:34,359
we can once more be
free from
446
00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:36,496
the petty trappings
of campus life.
447
00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:37,603
[phone dings]
448
00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:41,873
Oh, Chad! [giggles]
449
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:43,704
What do ya think'll
happen to Babs?
450
00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:46,113
Eh, you know, I mean,
once the adrenaline
wears off,
451
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:47,635
she'll probably
go back to studying,
452
00:21:47,641 --> 00:21:48,711
she'll graduate...
453
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,138
Hopefully she grows
out of her awkward
454
00:21:50,144 --> 00:21:51,684
Batman obsession phase.
455
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:53,784
I mean, we all did.
456
00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,646
[both sigh]
457
00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:58,545
I don't know. I feel like we
awakened something in her.
458
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:00,919
[whirring]
459
00:22:16,103 --> 00:22:17,103
Yeah.
460
00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,476
[theme music playing]
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