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[HARLEY] C'mon. C'mon. C'mon.
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Oh, my God, you piece of shit!
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Ugh, damn it!
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How is a girl suppose to
plan her takeover of Gotham
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[SHOUTS] if she can't
see her kill board?
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It's only six people, Harls.
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And two of them were dead
when you made this list.
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Well, I wanted to give us a head start.
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Like when you put your
own money in the tip jar
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at the beginning of your barista shift.
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Ah! Mazel! How'd ya
make all these candles?
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Definitely not with the
rendered fat of dead zebras.
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Well, then I guess it remains a mystery.
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Ugh. We need power!
We can't keep depending
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on runaway zoo animals for
Psycho to make candles out of.
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I made hats, too.
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Gotham is a wasteland.
No one has reliable power.
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[RIDDLER] Riddle me this,
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what's the only place in Gotham
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with a still-intact power
plant and running water?
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Well, it's right here! At Riddle U!
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Where the young and promising
can charge their cell phones
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and their brains. Right, three girls?
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[TOGETHER] Yes, Dean Riddler.
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Mmm. Now, that's clean water.
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That asshole's the only one with power.
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We're gonna kill him next
and steal it for ourselves.
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Ive, hope you're vaccinated for HPV
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'cause we're goin' to college.
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[POISON IVY] Harley,
you know we're too old
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to get the HPV vaccine, right?
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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Okay, here's the plan.
We pretend to be coeds,
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sneak into Riddle U, kill the Riddler,
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maybe go to a sick party,
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and then we have all the
power and water to ourselves.
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Ooh! What are you gonna charge first?
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I'm gonna blow dry my hair!
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- As an actor...
- Not an actor!
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I know a thing or two about acting.
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To go undercover you
must become the cover.
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So much so that you can no longer
even remember your true self.
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Like a young Mr. Jonathan Depp
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in the television series 21 Jump Street,
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and a very old Mr. Jonathan Depp
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in the feature film 21 Jump Street.
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Yeah, you're not coming with.
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I agree, Clayface shouldn't go
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but your boo... Stephanie is mad-stoked
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to hook up with you on the quad.
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- Oh, God...
- What up?
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It is I, Stephanie,
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a fun, yet bookish transfer
student from Chico State.
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Yeah. Stephanie's not going either.
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[CHUCKLES] No, she's not.
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You, however, are
going to a padded room.
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You're way harsher than the
girls who drove me out of Chico.
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I can't spill the deets 'cause
of the impending lawsuit, so...
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All right, Ive, are you ready
for all-night study seshes,
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talkin' philosophy and smokin' cloves,
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puttin' up any poster we
want in our dorm room! Ah!
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You know what, I do have an Indigo
Girls poster that does need a wall.
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Oh, my God! All right,
while you two geriatric coeds
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are rediscovering yourselves,
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the rest of us are makin' zebra
candles and chewin' on water!
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[GASPS] So it was zebras...
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Oh! At least the mouse
is alive this time.
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- Oh.
- Oh, my God!
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I drank two quarts of that shit.
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I fear we may not
survive until your return.
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Then you and Psycho find
a water filter. Great idea!
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Ive, hope you're vaccinated for
HPV 'cause we're goin' to college!
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- Yeah. You said that already.
- I know,
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but when I said it nobody knew
the plan so nobody laughed.
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[POISON IVY] Sure.
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[CROWD CHANTING] Let us
in, let us in, let us in!
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- [GUNSHOT]
- [PEOPLE SCREAM]
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Put us down on that tower.
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Oh, if my girlfriend sees me
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hanging out with you hot young coeds...
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- Ugh.
- ... she's going to be green with envy.
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Oh, my God, fuckin' gross.
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- I thought it was cute, babe.
- Nice.
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[RIDDLER] Morning, students.
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Riddle me this, what's priceless
but still costs 60k a year?
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- Riddle U.
- It's better than Harvard.
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- [RIDDLER] Carry on.
- [MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]
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Pretty lazy riddle, but he is
right about Harvard sucking.
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... and that was Water
Fountain 29 where you can get
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the best Riddler water
in all of new, New Gotham.
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Oh, my God, it's so interesting.
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So, like, I have a question.
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Where is the Riddler right now?
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I'm sorry. Were you two on
the tour when we started?
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I don't see your name tags.
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Oh, we told you at the
beginning of the tour
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that we were definitely there for.
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I, of course, am Heather Witherbee
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and this is my friend
Izziadora Staplebuntkin.
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Hmm. I feel like I would've
remembered such distinct names.
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Yes, yes. We do have very
distinct names, Heather.
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- It's chill, they're with me.
- Oh, thanks, Steph.
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Let's keep this train going.
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He actually showed up?
I'm gonna fuckin' kill him.
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I dunno, Harls, I mean, he/she
seems to be very popular.
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And you've got to admit, like,
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Steph's really pulling off her crop top.
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I mean, you never really made it work.
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I know. I never know
what to pair it with.
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Well, that was a surprisingly
easy and delightful stroll
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across an apocalyptic wasteland.
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Of course it was!
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Any idiot could've done it.
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I'm a brilliant telepath and
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my talents are being squandered
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on menial tasks like this.
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And you do stuff, too.
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Shit! There's still cops?
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- [COPS] Stop right there!
- He did it!
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[GASPS] Your treachery knows no bounds!
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I'm not going to jail
for you or anybody!
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- Ah!
- [CAMEL BELLOWS]
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Dang. Back to the clink.
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This is Two-Face territory.
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Whaddaya say, boys!
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Howzabout we compose 'em a story
on deez Chicago typewriters?
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What the fuck is dickhead
Tracy talking about?
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Oh, it's one of them old-timey phrases.
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- See, from a distance a Tommy gun sounds like...
- [MACHINE GUN FIRING]
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- [SCREAMS]
- [CAMEL BELLOWS]
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Ah! Well, I'll be damned!
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It does sound like a typewriter.
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And that is the last
of the 17 hedge mazes.
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Yeah, if we could just
have a follow-up question
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to Heather's earlier question.
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Do you think you could
lead us to the Riddler
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so we can thank him for
letting us in his university?
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[LAUGHING] I mean... It's
not like we're gonna kill him.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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He's a very busy man. You
never see him anywhere...
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and yet, he's everywhere.
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Uh, making sure that we all
have clean water and power.
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That concludes our tour.
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[GIRL OVER MEGAPHONE] A bachelor's
in puzzles is not an education.
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Bring back a useful degree!
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One that guarantees gainful
employment like [GRUNT] art history.
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What the hell was that?
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The Riddler's the only one
who asks questions around here!
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What? Everyone knows that.
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How long have you been here?
You know what? Never mind.
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- While you're here, will you...
- Join the theater department?
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- No.
- But if I already have?
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Just get intel on the
Riddler's whereabouts.
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Ivy and I are gonna do some
general snoopin' around.
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Fine. Can do. Oh, Chad! Wait up!
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Wow, this place is huge. Where do
we even start to look for Ridd...
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Oh, there he is.
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Riddle me this!
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- [GRUNTS]
- [WATER SPLASHING]
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You're about to die, bitch.
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[MAN CRYING OUT]
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[GRUNTING]
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You're not Riddler.
Who the hell are you?
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I'm Jiminey Riddles...
The Riddle U mascot.
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Holy frick, it's Harley Quinn?
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Shit!
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- Ha!
- [MAN GASPS]
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Would you like to audition
for the a cappella club?
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Would you like to audition
for the cool a cappella club?
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You're not cooler than us, Garrett!
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[SCREAMING] Oh, shit!
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[BOTH IN SING-SONG] Shit!
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Argh!
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Yeah, I know. And I got made by
the surprisingly agile tour guide.
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- So...
- Let's go kill a tour guide.
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Find the tour guide.
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Ugh. College Ivy is no fun!
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Hey, I just want to be clear.
I'm anti-forcefully entering
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the dorm room of a girl who
sure does not want us in there.
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Under normal circumstances, agree.
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But Ive, this is an emergency procedure.
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[SHRIEKS]
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- Ahh!
- Babs, don't shoot!
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Izziadora? You work for Harley Quinn?
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Wait... Poison Ivy?
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You were gonna rat
us out to the Riddler!
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What? No! Heck. If anything,
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I want someone to take down the Riddler.
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Hey Waynebox. Play "Party
mix". And turn it up.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]
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Look, there's some
seriously terrible stuff
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that's been going on here
ever since Riddler took over.
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Like, what kinda stuff?
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Well, like, we used to have
a really good basketball team
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and all the best
players just disappeared.
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And let's just say, it wasn't
because they went pro.
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Okay? I mean, they were good
for Division II, but you know...
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- What are you saying?
- I'm saying
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students are disappearing.
Riddler's behind it.
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And I wanna take him
down... If you don't kill me.
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Yeah, but how do we know
that the second we untie you,
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you're not gonna turn
us in to your dean?
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You'll just have to trust me.
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[GORDON] Fair warning,
I'm only wearing a towel.
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By the by, you're out of
lavender herbal essen...
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What the hell is going on here?
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Waynebox! Turn down "Party mix!"
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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- Hey, Dad...
- Who are these two
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and why is there a plant
wrapped around you?
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There's a lot a suspicious
things going on here.
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- She's gonna turn us in!
- We're just... Vining, Dad.
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It's an Internet thing.
You wouldn't get it.
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[CHUCKLES] Goddamn Internet.
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You ladies have fun.
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I just came out to get
another beer for the shower.
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[FARTS]
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Oopsie-daisy.
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So, Commissioner Gordon is your dad
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and he lives with you in this dorm room?
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[SIGHS] He snuck in before
the Riddler took over.
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- It's been a...
- [GORDON SOBBING]
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... rough couple of
months. For both of us.
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I've been trying to track
the Riddler and he keeps
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coming back to this one location
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There's something going on
in this fraternity house.
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I see people go in but
they never come out.
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Uh, how is that different
from a normal frat house?
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I don't know yet.
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But I have three wristbands
to a party there tonight.
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Hey, this is gonna sound crazy,
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'cause you're supervillains and all, but
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if you're past the killing me thing,
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- maybe we can all go and...
- [HARLEY] Great. Thanks.
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Oh, come on! I had to
chug a beer to get those!
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I didn't like the way it tasted!
238
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Or the way it made me feel! Come back!
239
00:10:42,460 --> 00:10:44,311
So explain that "vining" thing to me.
240
00:10:44,313 --> 00:10:47,258
Is it something you and I could
do? Or would that be weird?
241
00:10:47,260 --> 00:10:49,368
That'd be weird.
242
00:10:49,370 --> 00:10:52,670
You got moxie but we got
guns. You're surrounded, see?
243
00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:00,040
How are we going to get out of here?
244
00:11:01,380 --> 00:11:03,148
Ah, perfect!
245
00:11:03,150 --> 00:11:05,731
I can't reach the pedals
and you can't fit inside.
246
00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:08,988
[LAUGHS] We're gonna
make a few modifications.
247
00:11:08,990 --> 00:11:10,388
[HAMMERING AND WHOOSHING]
248
00:11:10,390 --> 00:11:13,390
Is it just me, or do yous hear welding?
249
00:11:18,230 --> 00:11:22,228
[LAUGHS] And you said you
didn't want the long metal spike.
250
00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:24,528
Whoo-hoo! I can admit when I'm wrong.
251
00:11:24,530 --> 00:11:27,038
Ha-ha! There's another one. Get 'em!
252
00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:29,238
Do I like Chad? Yes.
253
00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:32,438
But I don't know if I'm ready
to be "Chad's girlfriend".
254
00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:34,079
Why does he want to rush to label it?
255
00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:35,578
How long did he give you to decide?
256
00:11:35,580 --> 00:11:37,209
Just the weekend! And I'm auditioning
257
00:11:37,210 --> 00:11:38,949
for Garrett's a cappella group.
258
00:11:38,950 --> 00:11:41,248
Ugh! That's still the cool one, right?
259
00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:44,288
It's too much pressure!
260
00:11:44,290 --> 00:11:47,118
Hey Steph! Can we grab ya for a second?
261
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,841
We got some intel.
262
00:11:48,843 --> 00:11:52,028
So did I. Betsy Dunkhaven
has a crush on Ava Stein...
263
00:11:52,030 --> 00:11:54,158
absolutely hates Hunter McMurray.
264
00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:57,828
Who could blame her? Hunter's
got areolas the size of...
265
00:11:57,830 --> 00:11:58,870
... pancakes.
266
00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:01,476
They touch in the middle.
267
00:12:01,478 --> 00:12:04,108
We got some intel about
the Riddler. He's inside.
268
00:12:04,110 --> 00:12:05,508
And we got wristbands.
269
00:12:05,510 --> 00:12:07,578
VIP, bitches.
270
00:12:07,580 --> 00:12:09,132
Holy shit! How'd you get that?
271
00:12:09,134 --> 00:12:11,660
It pays to be chad's
"almost-girlfriend".
272
00:12:11,662 --> 00:12:13,562
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
273
00:12:17,590 --> 00:12:19,618
Ugh! Gross.
274
00:12:19,620 --> 00:12:23,852
Gross. And grosser.
Oh, Harley... [SIGHS]
275
00:12:23,854 --> 00:12:25,636
What? It's an ice luge.
276
00:12:25,638 --> 00:12:29,069
Ya know I can't resist alcohol
bein' poured down an icy surface.
277
00:12:29,071 --> 00:12:30,468
No, I did not know that.
278
00:12:30,470 --> 00:12:32,468
Listen, Harls. Game face, okay?
279
00:12:32,470 --> 00:12:34,440
We got to keep our eyes
out for the Riddler.
280
00:12:37,322 --> 00:12:38,914
I'm pretty sure that was the Riddler.
281
00:12:38,916 --> 00:12:40,508
It might've just been Jiminey Riddles.
282
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,278
No no, that's Jiminey Riddles.
283
00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:44,308
The whole party is a fundraiser to cover
284
00:12:44,310 --> 00:12:47,278
his medical bills for the
beating you gave him.
285
00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:48,580
I already donated.
286
00:12:50,450 --> 00:12:52,188
Oh, you're good, Steph.
287
00:12:52,190 --> 00:12:53,618
Sorry. VIP only.
288
00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:54,759
But we're with Steph.
289
00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:57,088
Do I look like I give a shit?
Gotta have a VIP wristband.
290
00:12:57,090 --> 00:13:00,258
[SIGHS] All right, Stephanie.
291
00:13:00,260 --> 00:13:02,850
You go in, you look
around, you report back.
292
00:13:02,852 --> 00:13:04,119
Real simple peek n' speak.
293
00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:06,968
What if I run into Chad and
he asks me where we stand?
294
00:13:06,970 --> 00:13:09,338
I mean, sure, he gave me the weekend,
295
00:13:09,340 --> 00:13:12,308
but it would be awkward
not to talk about it.
296
00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:14,138
But if we did talk about it...
297
00:13:14,140 --> 00:13:16,448
Oh, my God, it'd be just as awkward!
298
00:13:16,450 --> 00:13:18,678
Ah! I'm being ripped apart!
299
00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:21,418
Ugh, I'm going to text my counselor!
300
00:13:21,420 --> 00:13:23,648
Oh, my God! You're a
fucking clay monster.
301
00:13:23,650 --> 00:13:27,350
Forget about Chad for five
seconds and do your goddamn job.
302
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:39,269
The best thing about
chest hair, chip catcher.
303
00:13:39,270 --> 00:13:40,392
[CRUNCHES]
304
00:13:40,394 --> 00:13:43,308
That's not even from the
bag you're eat... [SIGHS]
305
00:13:43,310 --> 00:13:44,342
Come on, Dad!
306
00:13:44,344 --> 00:13:46,245
We know the Riddler's up to
something in that frat house!
307
00:13:46,247 --> 00:13:49,101
Now, put on your shirt and
let's go full swat on his ass.
308
00:13:49,103 --> 00:13:52,149
I don't do shirts anymore.
And I certainly don't swat.
309
00:13:52,150 --> 00:13:53,419
Now, if you'll excuse me.
310
00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:54,579
I have some Kimmy Schmidt to binge.
311
00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:56,618
This school needs a champion!
312
00:13:56,620 --> 00:13:58,658
New, New Gotham needs a hero!
313
00:13:58,660 --> 00:14:01,090
No. This city needs the Bat. I...
314
00:14:02,660 --> 00:14:04,610
need the Bat.
315
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,570
[KEYS JINGLE]
316
00:14:12,930 --> 00:14:14,298
[DOOR CLOSES]
317
00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:15,640
[SPITTING]
318
00:14:16,540 --> 00:14:18,190
That's not a chip.
319
00:14:21,210 --> 00:14:23,078
Ugh. He's been in there way too long.
320
00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:24,142
Let's just kill the bouncer.
321
00:14:24,144 --> 00:14:25,744
Yeah, but we don't
want to cause a scene.
322
00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:29,178
[PEOPLE CHEERING]
323
00:14:29,180 --> 00:14:31,580
Watch this, Ive.
324
00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:43,568
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
325
00:14:43,570 --> 00:14:44,620
[THUDS]
326
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:57,260
[ELECTRICITY BUZZING]
327
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:06,518
Hey, girls.
328
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:09,218
So, [PANTING] I figured out how
329
00:15:09,220 --> 00:15:10,851
he's generating electricity.
330
00:15:10,853 --> 00:15:13,598
By inviting people to fake
frat parties, kidnapping them,
331
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,398
and forcing them to
run on hamster wheels,
332
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,428
effectively turning them
into human batteries?
333
00:15:17,430 --> 00:15:20,698
Oh, wait. That makes way more
sense than what I was thinking.
334
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:23,068
- [ELECTRICITY BUZZING]
- [GROANS]
335
00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:26,508
Oh, my God, that hurt! [PANTING]
336
00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:29,478
Well, what fortuitous timing.
337
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,210
We just had two jobs open up.
338
00:15:35,050 --> 00:15:38,788
Congratulations, graduates.
Welcome to the workforce.
339
00:15:38,790 --> 00:15:40,458
Joke's on you, Riddler!
340
00:15:40,460 --> 00:15:42,828
- I don't do jokes... I do...
- Whatever.
341
00:15:42,830 --> 00:15:44,558
The point is you're in for a surprise.
342
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,158
'Cause we ain't beautiful, young coeds.
343
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:48,668
[GRUNTING]
344
00:15:48,670 --> 00:15:51,698
We're beautiful, regular-aged women.
345
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:54,538
- That's right, Harley Quinn...
- Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy.
346
00:15:54,540 --> 00:15:57,838
I Know! Gee, I wonder what gave it away?
347
00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:59,678
The '90s miniskirts, the pigtails,
348
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:01,538
the overall shorts, or the chunky flats?
349
00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:02,778
- Oh.
- Jesus.
350
00:16:02,780 --> 00:16:06,148
So you took down
Penguin and came for me.
351
00:16:06,150 --> 00:16:11,248
Well, I got something Cobblepot
doesn't, a riddle stick!
352
00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:13,190
[BOTH LAUGH]
353
00:16:14,290 --> 00:16:15,788
Why are you laughing?
354
00:16:15,790 --> 00:16:18,758
No. It's a super, super
cool name, very menacing.
355
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:22,198
It's a cane. What are
ya gonna do, trip us?
356
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,568
[CRACKLES]
357
00:16:24,570 --> 00:16:26,270
See? It is cool.
358
00:16:29,710 --> 00:16:32,040
[BULLETS RICOCHET]
359
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,338
[TIRES SCREECHING]
360
00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:37,740
[SIRENS WAILING]
361
00:16:43,650 --> 00:16:47,618
Oh! How convenient, those
fake police men ran out of gas.
362
00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:51,128
Uh, pretty sure it was my sick
driving that scared them off.
363
00:16:51,130 --> 00:16:54,328
You idiots! They stopped following you
364
00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:56,670
because you left Two-Face territory.
365
00:16:57,530 --> 00:17:00,338
You're in Bane town now.
366
00:17:00,340 --> 00:17:01,468
[TIRES SCREECH]
367
00:17:01,470 --> 00:17:02,670
[GRUNTS]
368
00:17:03,710 --> 00:17:06,238
It's actually Baneton.
369
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:10,108
And if you lived here, you'd
be home by now. Let's get em'.
370
00:17:10,910 --> 00:17:14,518
What? We just built a mega death car.
371
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:16,918
You think we're afraid
of a few Bane goons?
372
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:19,470
[SYRINGE EMPTIES]
373
00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:28,180
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
374
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:35,770
I think we underestimated
the Bane goons.
375
00:17:38,610 --> 00:17:40,408
[PEOPLE PANTING]
376
00:17:40,410 --> 00:17:42,308
Running sucks!
377
00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:43,908
[ELECTRICITY BUZZES]
378
00:17:43,910 --> 00:17:46,918
Uh, faster! My battery's only at 75%.
379
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:49,788
[CRYING]
380
00:17:49,790 --> 00:17:52,488
I can't believe Chad set me up.
381
00:17:52,490 --> 00:17:55,490
I broke my purity ring for him.
382
00:17:56,590 --> 00:17:58,558
Clayface, pull it together.
383
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,688
Turn into something skinny
and slip out of your belt.
384
00:18:00,690 --> 00:18:04,160
Are you calling me fat? [WAILING]
385
00:18:06,270 --> 00:18:08,539
Honestly, this is some of
his best character work.
386
00:18:08,540 --> 00:18:11,468
Yeah. I'm not sure how much
longer I can do this in clogs.
387
00:18:11,470 --> 00:18:13,438
What is Rodger and
Hammerstein's Oklahoma?
388
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,710
- Ah. Yes.
- [BABS] Let them go, Riddler!
389
00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:20,818
How'd you get in here?
390
00:18:20,820 --> 00:18:24,818
See, Tanner? I said we
should have a retinal scanner
391
00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:25,990
but you were all like,
392
00:18:25,992 --> 00:18:29,288
"No, wristbands are fine,
It'll be fun, like Coachella!"
393
00:18:29,290 --> 00:18:32,958
This is my last warning.
I'm warning you.
394
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,968
[SIGHS] Tanner, go kill her.
395
00:18:34,970 --> 00:18:37,798
Oh, great. Now I gotta
watch Gordon's kid die.
396
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:41,400
- [GRUNTS]
- [CAN HISSING]
397
00:18:43,870 --> 00:18:46,638
Oh, my God. Did you kill Tanner?
398
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,608
No! No?
399
00:18:48,610 --> 00:18:53,478
No. I said, let them go, Riddler!
400
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:54,530
[BANGS]
401
00:19:02,690 --> 00:19:03,928
[GUN CLICKS]
402
00:19:03,930 --> 00:19:06,388
Whatcha gonna do? Shoot all of us?
403
00:19:06,390 --> 00:19:07,660
No! Just that switch!
404
00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:10,768
[BULLETS RICOCHET]
405
00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:12,022
Frick!
406
00:19:12,024 --> 00:19:15,008
When someone says, "What are
you gonna do, shoot all of us?"
407
00:19:15,010 --> 00:19:18,810
You say "No! Just you!" Not the switch!
408
00:19:22,310 --> 00:19:24,250
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
409
00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:27,650
[MACHINES POWER DOWN]
410
00:19:29,350 --> 00:19:30,550
[GRUNTS]
411
00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:48,838
You've just been citizens arrested!
412
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:50,639
Gosh, I'm good.
413
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,308
Is this what it feels like to be Batman?
414
00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:54,508
Because I feel like
a superhero right now!
415
00:19:54,510 --> 00:19:56,078
- [BABS SCREAMS]
- Wow, Babs,
416
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:58,648
you really know how to just
kill the post-fight mood.
417
00:19:58,650 --> 00:20:00,918
Sorry. I'm gonna call my dad.
418
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,018
He'll arrest Riddler
and take him to Arkham.
419
00:20:03,020 --> 00:20:04,618
Oh, my gosh!
420
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,789
This is gonna be so
great for his self-esteem.
421
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:10,058
I dunno. I mean, he seemed pretty
confident earlier in that towel.
422
00:20:10,060 --> 00:20:11,788
We'll just drop Riddler at Arkham.
423
00:20:11,790 --> 00:20:13,598
You sure? I mean, I could come with.
424
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,829
[GASPS] Then maybe we could get Fro-Yo?
425
00:20:15,830 --> 00:20:17,761
Or w-what do you usually do after
426
00:20:17,763 --> 00:20:19,538
a high-octane battle
between good and evil?
427
00:20:19,540 --> 00:20:20,938
[GRUNTS]
428
00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:22,938
Yeah, we're gonna do
the drive-thru at Arkham.
429
00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:25,340
It's on our way home. Easy peasy. Byeee!
430
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:30,678
[MUSIC PLAYING]
431
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:33,230
[WATER SPLASHING]
432
00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:38,818
[PANTING]
433
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,718
[POISON IVY] Knees up, bitch.
434
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:41,928
Cheese!
435
00:20:41,930 --> 00:20:43,388
[RIDDLER] You're the bitch!
436
00:20:43,390 --> 00:20:44,873
And a liar.
437
00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:47,796
You told that nice girl that
you were taking me to Arkham!
438
00:20:47,798 --> 00:20:49,868
- [ELECTRICITY BUZZING]
- [CRIES OUT]
439
00:20:52,540 --> 00:20:53,868
Three down, three to go.
440
00:20:53,870 --> 00:20:57,038
Ah! We are gods!
441
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,908
Or at least demigods. Maybe Titans.
442
00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:05,719
One brand-new industrial strength
water purifier as requested.
443
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,019
Oh, that's what you guys were doin'?
444
00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:08,818
Yeah, that's what we were doin'!
445
00:21:08,820 --> 00:21:11,118
We went through hell to get you this.
446
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,788
We took out half of Two-Face's army!
447
00:21:13,790 --> 00:21:18,558
And we had to get stomped into
the Bane boys. Fucking Bane!
448
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,859
We made a death car!
449
00:21:20,860 --> 00:21:22,869
Oh. Well, you know, once
we got the power runnin'
450
00:21:22,870 --> 00:21:26,098
the water started
comin' out clear, so...
451
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:27,570
[SHATTERS]
452
00:21:29,470 --> 00:21:32,179
Ugh! Well, I for one am glad
453
00:21:32,180 --> 00:21:34,438
we can once more be free from
454
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,578
the petty trappings of campus life.
455
00:21:36,580 --> 00:21:37,678
[PHONE DINGS]
456
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:41,948
Oh, Chad! [GIGGLES]
457
00:21:41,950 --> 00:21:43,503
What do ya think'll happen to Babs?
458
00:21:43,505 --> 00:21:46,220
Eh, you know, I mean, once
the adrenaline wears off,
459
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:47,659
she'll probably go back to studying,
460
00:21:47,660 --> 00:21:48,719
she'll graduate...
461
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,159
Hopefully she grows out of her awkward
462
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:51,758
Batman obsession phase.
463
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,858
I mean, we all did.
464
00:21:53,860 --> 00:21:55,728
[BOTH SIGH]
465
00:21:55,730 --> 00:21:58,570
I don't know. I feel like
we awakened something in her.
466
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:00,940
[WHIRRING]
467
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:17,120
Yeah.
468
00:22:23,590 --> 00:22:25,512
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
469
00:22:25,514 --> 00:22:28,514
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