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l had a word with the Governors.
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They'll be happy
to interview you
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for Head of Year.
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Thanks, Ted.
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Ted...l'm not planning
to make a habit of this
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if that's what
you're worried about.
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lt's something out
of the ordinary for me.
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Just be prepared, OK?
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School Governors
can be a funny lot.
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[Radio]
'..Still Middlesborough nil,
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'Arsenal nil...'
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You're kidding. No way.
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Can't afford anywhere else.
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N5's not the only place
in the world, you know.
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Sarah, you know
that's not true.
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You hardly
hear anything, most games.
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How often do they play?
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Once a month.
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- Something like that.
- Right.
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Do they leave much mess?
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No. Shall l leave you
to look around?
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Thanks, yeah.
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What does it matter
how close to the ground you live
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as long as you can
come to the games?
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When l was a kid,
l read this...
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story about what used
to happen round here
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on Cup Final days
if Arsenal were playing.
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They'd have this procession.
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The women and kids
dressed up in fancy dress
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and led the men going
to Wembley to the station.
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l lived in Maidenhead.
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- What did we have there?
- Money, decent schools,
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holidays abroad, enough food.
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Yeah. You're right, yeah.
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l was lucky.
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But l was rootless, too.
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l didn't have
anything like that.
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Nothing l could be proud of,
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nothing l can look back on
and feel sentimental about
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except telly programmes
and pop music.
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But it's different here.
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Anyway...it's close to the tube.
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lt's 50 minutes
from the West End.
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lt's not far from school.
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l'm not prepared
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to indulge your fantasies.
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The best thing for you
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would be to get further away,
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not a few yards nearer.
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- lt doesn't feel like that.
- Tough.
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[Agent] ls there a problem?
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- No.
- No!
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[Sarah]
lt's a lovely house. Really.
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lt's just the view.
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[Radio] 'So George Graham...'
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Tell me again what was wrong
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with that place in...
Creighton Avenue.
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The one with the garden.
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'Despite all their control,
Arsenal...'
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l'm talking to myself.
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Somewhere a bit
further north, anyway.
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Bounds Green?
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'John Lukic prepares
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to play it downfield...'
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Watford?
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'..lnto the
Middlesborough half...'
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How about Darlington?
There's a team there.
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'Goal!'
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YES! Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Helsinki. Helsinki United
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are really good this season.
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[Paul sings] One Martin Hayes!
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There's only one Martin Hayes!
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One Martin...
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[Man] So, Paul...
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Confident?
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Sorry, not about the job.
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About what's going on
down the road.
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Arsenal. My boy tells me
you're a fan.
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Oh, right.
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Well, er...so far, so good.
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Season ticket holder?
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Yes.
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Whereabouts?
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Er, North Bank.
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Right, shall we, um...?
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Who d'you think we should sign?
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Think we need a new striker?
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Er...
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l'm delighted
we didn't get Kerry Dixon.
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Ray... Ray, l think
we should, um...
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Oh, sorry, Ted.
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Once you get going,
it's hard to stop.
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We know all about
your teaching abilities.
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What extra-mural activites
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are you involved in?
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[Ray] Paul's just coached
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the Under-1 4s to the Cup Final.
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My Nigel thinks
you should be England Manager.
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Might be a more suitable
position than Head of Year.
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l did the school play
last summer and...
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Who've we got in the final?
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Parkside?
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Are they any good?
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Pretty good.
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And l've been very much involved
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in the pastoral side of things
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as a form teacher.
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And we understand that, um,
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you're an expectant father.
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Um...yes.
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[Ray] That's one
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of the extra-mural activities
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you forgot to mention, Paul.
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Chatting up
other members of staff.
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MORE than chatting them up.
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You've got good taste,
l'll give you that.
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'As we reach the final Saturday
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'of the League season,
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'we're not sure of the destiny
of the League title.
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'Arsenal are favourites...'
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[Phone rings]
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'Both sides must keep winning.
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[Phone continues to ring]
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'Defeat for Liverpool
at Wimbledon this afternoon
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'and a win for Arsenal
against Derby...'
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Hello? Oh, hello, Ted.
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'..when they meet Wimbledon.'
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No, just watching
Saint and Greavesie.
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01:06:03,169 --> 01:06:04,958
Yeah, home to Derby.
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01:06:05,044 --> 01:06:06,536
'..At Anfield...'
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Thank you.
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01:06:07,669 --> 01:06:09,161
'..On May the 26th.'
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01:06:09,252 --> 01:06:11,243
Oh. ..Oh, right.
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01:06:11,335 --> 01:06:14,369
l wasn't really
expecting it, to be honest.
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lt didn't go
brilliantly, did it?
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Oh, is she?
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01:06:18,585 --> 01:06:19,829
Well, no...
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01:06:19,919 --> 01:06:23,498
l think she'd make
a very good Head of Year.
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01:06:23,585 --> 01:06:24,533
Yeah.
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Look, thanks...
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[Door slams]
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Thanks for letting me know.
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[Toilet flushes]
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No, l'd have swapped it
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for three points
this afternoon anyway.
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Cheers, Ted.
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When was the last time
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you felt this nervous
about a League game?
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l dunno.
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1 971 , l should think.
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01:06:45,044 --> 01:06:48,077
Two home wins, could be
Champions Tuesday night.
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lmagine.
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01:06:49,210 --> 01:06:50,668
What we gonna do?
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Drink, l expect.
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Can't think about it
in bed at night
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otherwise l can't sleep.
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Champions!
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Take back everything
you said about me.
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l will. Tuesday night.
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This is the worst
day of my life.
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1 8 fucking years
and they blow it
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on the last weekend
of the season.
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Come on, Paul,
it's only half-time.
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lt's only one-nil.
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Doesn't matter.
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They've blown it.
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Knew they would, didn't l?
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Useless bastards!
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l am sorry.
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Yeah, thanks.
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How are you feeling?
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Sick.
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l just wasn't expecting it,
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not today, anyway.
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They had to tell you some time.
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Tell me what?
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What have we been talking about?
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What have YOU
been talking about?
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The job!
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The job?!
You think l'd be this upset
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about a stupid,
poxy job interview?
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We lost at home to Derby today.
We've blown it!
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When are you gonna
wake up to yourself?
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Wake up to myself?
l AM bloody awake!
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l wish l wasn't.
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l want to go to sleep
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for the next ten seasons.
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Seasons. l am sick to death
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of hearing about bloody seasons!
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We live our lives
in years, Paul.
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January through to December.
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Not all of us.
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Yes, all of us. Even you.
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Do you understand
what today meant?
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You know how long l've
been waiting for this?
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Yes, l do. 1 8 years.
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Yeah, 1 8 years!
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l've wanted Arsenal
to win the League
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longer than l've
wanted anything.
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l've been after
that Head of Year job
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for about two weeks.
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You think l'd care
about that more?
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No, you care more about one team
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scoring more than another.
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You thought l came
to comfort you about that?
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For a moment, yeah.
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l credited you with imagination.
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Thought you might understand.
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lt's only a game.
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DON'T SAY THAT!
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Please! That is the worst,
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most stupid thing
anyone could say!
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lt quite clearly
isn't only a game.
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lf it was, d'you honestly
think l'd care this much?
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Eh?
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1 8 years!
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1 8...years!
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D'you know what you wanted
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1 8 years ago?
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Or ten? Or five?
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Did you wanna be Head of Year
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at a North London comprehensive?
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l doubt if you've wanted
anything for that long.
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And if you had,
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and if you'd spent three months
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thinking that finally
you were gonna get it
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and just when
you think it's there,
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it's taken away from you!
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l don't care what it is -
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a car, a job, an Oscar.
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The baby.
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Then you'd understand
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how l was feeling tonight.
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But there isn't
and you don't, so...
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So what? So...fuck off?
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Go home? Leave you alone?
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Whatever.
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There isn't anything
l've wanted for 1 8 years
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because l was a kid
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01:10:39,502 --> 01:10:43,578
lf l did still want the same
things, l'd have gone wrong.
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l don't want
to marry David Cassidy,
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have bigger tits,
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do well in my mock 'O's.
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l've stopped worrying
about all that.
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Maybe there's a big bit
of you that's gone missing.
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Maybe everyone
should want something
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they've always wanted.
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l don't know
what l've been thinking of.
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How d'you mean?
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